Can You Beat Skyrim As A Skeever?

Skyrim’s got a lot of magic in it. There are spells, potions, shouts, undead creatures, and even a handful of powers that let you transform into powerful creatures to obtain a taste of their power. But one such power wasn’t finished for fear of making the player too powerful. Can You Beat Skyrim As A Skeever?
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Can You Beat Skyrim As A Skeever? (in text form)
The beginning of the game is similar to this idea, stupid. The only thing of note that happened between riding into Skyrim and escaping out into the real Skyrim is that I chose a Khajit as my race because it’s the closest thing to a giant feral rat as you can get as a race. I’ll use the remainder of the opening to explain how this challenge works. Despite what your mind might be thinking, I’m not going to use a mod to turn myself into a Skeever, in fact I’m not using any mods for this playthrough, though that’s due to me being inept at modding, doesn’t have anything to do with this challenge in particular. As you know already, Bethesda had originally intended to let the player transform into three of the most powerful creatures in all of Skyrim: the Werewolf, the Vampire, and the Skeever. Just like Pokemon’s three Legendary dogs- Air Bud, Garfield, and Bidoof, one had to be removed from the game because it was simply too powerful. And while the Polymorph Skeever Power is technically still in the game, it is unobtainable without using console commands. Luckily for all of you, I don’t give a about cheating. So, freshly birthed from the escape canal, I used a console command to give myself the Polymorph Skeever power, equipped it, used it, successfully turned myself into Skeever Paul, and the real game began.
There’s something incredibly important that you must understand about this power, it wasn’t finished. Alright. Now I’m not talkin’ about the janky camera or the inability see in first person or how you can’t move directly left or right, you go forwards or backwards and can only move in another direction by making the camera face that direction. I mean if you do the wrong thing, the game breaks. It collapses in on itself, destroying everything, crashing the game. This is not like being a baby werewolf or a mob-boss kingpin rat like Ratatouille. It would be more efficient to explain what exactly it is I can still do, but I like to complain so we’re not doing that. There’s the camera and movement difficulties I’ve already mentioned. They’re annoying but not the end of the world. Attacking is not an option. Attacking, blocking, or attempting to draw a weapon doesn’t just not work, it crashes the game. Not that you’d be able to equip a weapon anyway because the Character Menu is off limits. This means all forms of magic might as well not exist. You can’t bring up the map, so fast traveling doesn’t work either. On the topic of movement, as a Skeever you can’t jump either. Leveling up, increasing Health, Stamina, Magic, or literally any skill in the game isn’t something you get to do anymore. And of course you can’t bring up your inventory either.
I’ll go ahead and let you in on a little secret. When I started this challenge, I fully intended on it being a 90 minute romp that turned into an 8 minute Mitten Prime video. As you can probably tell by the length and the channel it’s on, that didn’t happen. By now, I’ve probably arrived in Riverwood, spoken to a lady of the night about a dragon, and set off for White Run because, for once, I didn’t really have a plan. It was outside the gates of Whiterun my mind began to wander and I became increasingly concerned about how I was going to get through this. In fact, I was so paranoid that I turned to a British Coffee expert for the answers. For the briefest of moments my little grape sized mind thought I could use the special Necromancer rock to summon an army of undead brother rats to fight for me. But that unfortunately requires you to use a power, which is not only impossible for a rat of this magnitude but would also maybe fail the challenge.

[@itsyaboysatan3012]

Can you imagine being a guard at the Thalmor Embassy when suddenly a Skeever in a little suit and hat just strolls over, vomits a crumpled invitation on your shoe, and waddles into the party

[@Khoros-Mythos]

Visualising this made me laugh my ass off.

[@rescuerex7031]

That's the cutest shit ever lol

[@lefteron6804]

Elenwen's standars are only getting worse.

[@andrewfewtrell3983]

Great comment. Hilarious

[@goldenpig6453]

@@lefteron6804 *better

[@alexanderbowlby4568]

I don’t take issue with the cheats at all, clipping through doors and such makes sense since you’re a rat and can fit in small spaces that normal characters couldn’t, liked that part with the grey beards, it’s like they tried to teach you then realized Skeevers can’t shout. And as for the vegetable soup, Todd Howard should be ashamed for not allowing a rat to cook. Anyone can cook.

[@operator-chan1887]

I guess he never saw Ratatouille

[@yourboiwood7031]

Paul should've just found some ginger to control to do the cooking for him smh

[@zankfrappa6427]

I work in a restaraunt and I can assure you, not everyone can cook 🤣

[@gamerguy6990]

Not anyone can become a great artist, but a great artist can come from anywhere.

[@zankfrappa6427]

@@gamerguy6990 spoken like a poet

[@jordan999fire]

This is literally just Ratatouille. Rat knows how to do everything but because he is a rat, he can't do anything so he controls other person to do almost everything for him.

[@xkidgey]

It would make the dark brotherhood quest line interesting

[@topwargear]

Enters the Chef quest a skeever with a hat "oh sorry i didn't know who you were"

[@parasiticus531]

Y E S!

[@agenericusername2488]

Looking back on that movie... What happens when the rat dies??? The chef is literally fucked.

[@gagne6928]

@@agenericusername2488 Remy is eternal.

[@falxie_]

It's terrifying that skeevers can wear all the armor in the world and just don't

[@Marvin_Aethos]

*The Skeever is the Armor*

[@Zaire82]

Imagine a Skeever in 3 sets of deadric armour...

[@angelic_Death.]

@@Zaire82 imagine a skeever with 13000 sets of dragonbone armor

[@_b_moll]

@@angelic_Death. Something I never understood, why do people wear dragonplate armor? Daedric is 8 better for the base resistance, is it just because you like how dragonplate looks?

[@angelic_Death.]

@@_b_moll yeah to me looks are more for armor then the stats for most playthroughs i do use dedric tho it depends on what im doing but yeah its mostly looks of it

[@TheRedarm75]

Most heart breaking things to hear "a show is cancelled" "Item is incompatible" "I did not beat skyrim as a skeever"

[@penelopepenelope789]

and "Children cannot use that"

[@Mzerron]

But he did get farther than anybody else as a skeever! I went to Riverwood once before giving up and never using that console command again!

[@MegaTurjake]

Calling Spiff a coffee expert hurt me deeply

[@mannmanman9722]

"Connected, no internet"

[@Reishadowen]

The truth is, the game was rigged from the start.

[@georgehouliaras7239]

Paul has done it. He has discovered Hell's 10th circle and made it into a challenge. Now this is where the real air conditioner begins.

[@Ben-yd7hb]

The 10th circle of hell is beating nukaworld without taking any damage

[@DragoniteSpam]

@@Ben-yd7hb That would be more like burrowing through the tenth circle and creating an entire new one.

[@polik3192]

Paul

[@georgehouliaras7239]

@@polik3192 Legends don't have names :P

[@polik3192]

@@georgehouliaras7239 yes they do, they are all named Paul

[@sebastianmorgenstern272]

Time to rewatch everything from this legend. Rest in peace my friend

[@The_Hoff_12]

Same here

[@JesusIsKing_AlphaandOmega]

Wait what?

[@iq-ksa5725]

sry to tell you but, he died@@JesusIsKing_AlphaandOmega

[@boyaintright5858]

Skeever: "Stand aside, or else." Gate Guard: "..."

[@drowningindanile7184]

i wanted to like then i saw the number.. n i c e

[@blakebabcock8890]

@@drowningindanile7184 I wanted to dislike your comment so I did

[@drowningindanile7184]

@@blakebabcock8890 :(

[@blakebabcock8890]

@@drowningindanile7184 aw... okay I liked it I’m sorry

[@drowningindanile7184]

@@blakebabcock8890 it's oki

[@fuguehikao7532]

Faendal was the actual dragonborn, there just so happened to be an oversized rat nearby that always got mistaken for the dragonborn

[@tylerdean980]

A very Fullmetal Alchemist-esque mix up.

[@rosscross1483]

No. He just acted like the Dragonborn. In fact, the real Dragonborn was a skeever in his hat, controlling his every move.

[@ZyliceLiddell]

@@rosscross1483 Who was actually Peter Pettigrew.

[@streetrasict1237]

I thought it's Nazeem...

[@Ross516]

"That skeever! It's the dragonborn!" "No you idiot, it's the elf!"

[@harryhudson3474]

I like to imagine when he read the elder scroll at the throat of the world using faendal's inventory it was actually just faendal reading the elder scroll to a rat like a bedtime story

[@joeschmoe3860]

@Logicalwren 23 Now Faendal *can't* see

[@garyzod8818]

Robin quotes, a freind of mine was in a brothel in Amsterdam called the throat of the world, when he left the brothel his legs were like jelly.

[@mr.v7244]

@@garyzod8818 guess shouting bdsm is a thing over there uwu

[@extrascript6622]

@@mr.v7244 the uwu adds another layer of hell to this reply

[@Konslufius]

Dev: "The Skeever transformation is way to powerful." Todd: "Remove it" Dev: "But we could just Nerf it" Todd: "Did I stutter?"

[@whiskizyo2067]

no but the game does

[@joshuaowens2418]

That's why there's no Combat Zone fights in Fallout 4, it gave to many caps for winning.

[@jackmakila3776]

@@joshuaowens2418 that's just dumb especially considering the amount of cheats/exploits ther are to farm caps

[@EzekiesAcheron]

Dev: "But we could just Nerf it" Todd: "Do we look like Blizzard to you?"

[@EliteBladesGaming]

@@joshuaowens2418 Yet they allow you to easily generate thousands by making purified water farms.

[@Mutantgamer]

I like how Faendal suddenly has to serve a giant rat for the rest of his life. Now try beating Skyrim as Nazeem.

[@eziodelalala1070]

he sure will be sending alduin to the cloud district

[@billykapard9863]

Chillfurrow farm sure is a nice starter house.

[@Leviathan56]

What is this a DougDoug video

[@SirJorb]

I once beat Skyrim as Lokir of Rorikstead

[@recenityz]

From a giant rat to an even bigger one :(

[@brotherhoodknight7246]

Ladies and gentlemen this is truly where the real game begins

[@duke4726]

Ad victoriam i guess

[@chrisonewiththesalt]

*The true 'real game' FINALLY begins.

[@judahmarquis8702]

But now the game has truly begun

[@aurthormaxson2287]

You have not even begin to play the game soldier

[@imperialfist2304]

Hell ye

[@MonstertruckBadass]

"British coffee expert" SHOTS FIRED

[@Irlegitimatechannel]

Omni Wolf same thought. Hope he’s prepared for a tea-bagging.

[@fenfrostpaws2000]

Papa Spiff won't stand for this

[@whyle5318]

O o f

[@yeetythatmeety6856]

I sense an incoming war

[@p3chv0gel22]

He won't stand a chance against a Spiff on Yorkshire Tea Gold

[@swedgin2001]

A poor cat becoming a mouse with no possibility of reverting the effect is the most cursed thing about this video.

[@whocantexplain]

Your intros are so formulaic I would love to see an ai fed all of them and have create its own mitten squad style introduction paragraph

[@mokeymale8350]

I’d be shocked if there’s not a mod by the end of the day that fixes everything about this power

[@ElysetheEevee]

I'm honestly surprised there isn't one already. There HAS to be.

[@Teal_.]

@@ElysetheEevee i remember playing around with a mod that let you turn into like 20 diffrent enemies (skeever included) maybe 4 years ago and it worked very well. I don't know if you could interact with things but you could definitely attack and move around cleanly

[@RioManegos]

@@Teal_. I think you mean the druid mods. Something something wrath of nature. I was sad because it wasn't ported to SSE.

[@deathserpent9747]

@@Teal_. only mod i knew abot was the breath of fire mod

[@mirurururuvein]

@@RioManegos You can port it yourself. It's quite easy with a bit of RTFM-fu.

[@techstorezombie9316]

Imagine Gerdur's face when a Skeever runs up like "Hey Ralof said you could help me out"

[@sodapop9mm562]

i laughed an unreasonable amount to this

[@dergurkischurki3943]

Imagine a skeever comes to the greybeards yeah i am the dovakihn why ?

[@StinkyPoopyMcFartFace]

Skeevers are almost as underwhelming as the Legion.

[@GuyontheInternet525]

@@dergurkischurki3943 sounds like the start of a terrible joke

[@isay379]

Soup what are you talking about no it doesn’t

[@charlessmith5465]

5:50 skeever hands you a note "This is from Sven?" Yeah, absolutely.

[@dragonwithamonocle]

Seems legit

[@kazmakazii]

the skeever IS sven

[@gingahbeef2604]

"Then I remembered: there's a man in Riverwood who's friendship udder was hurtin' for a squirtin'." I literally paused the video here, and giggled my ass off through ten minutes of a minor chore I had to take care of. This man's turn of phrases are amazing.

[@valyrieanson3893]

Rest in peace mitten may you gather all the buckets in the afterlife

[@gManGabe]

"You can't beat Skyrim as a skeever" Paul of Mitten Squad: That warning won't stop me because I can't read!

[@apfel_taartje475]

Cause of the airconditoner sized nose is in the way, maybe it's even his "hiden pocket" for his veggie soup

[@loens19]

Imagine aiming your arrow at a random skeever in the Ratway and it just fus ro squeaks you out of Mundus

[@themeanestkitten]

Squeak Squeak! SQUEAK!!!! (dragon born theme starts playing)

[@isay379]

Yes

[@gManGabe]

Fus Ro *S Q U E A K*

[@owentayygaming7567]

then you would be teleported to the year 2020.

[@apebrain7816]

The steed stone could have really helped you throughout this. It makes your armour weigh nothing if you have it equipped and it raises your carry weight by 100.

[@thedarkoverlordofall]

Yo! That’s a great point

[@r.blakehole932]

OK, now I'm trying to imagine why the game developers would have included the character playing as a skeever? The only thing I can come up with is...maybe some wizard or dragon priest turns the character into a skeever as part of some messed up quest penalty? Or, maybe some conjuration power used for scouting? Weird anyway and I see why it was cut.

[@palewhiteperson]

because they were afraid

[@aquicandaquak822]

@@palewhiteperson what a horrifying statement!

[@hyperbolicparaboloid154]

Devs having fun testing stuff

[@mattkidroske]

Probably a joke for the people making the game that didn't get completely removed

[@gagne6928]

Or maybe some rat king in an abandoned building gives you the power to turn into a rat

[@MICKEYrenraw]

They say there is a man who hates himself so much he completed Skyrim as a mere Skeever, you believe it to be a myth, but the legends are true!

[@apfel_taartje475]

A yes, the fabled tale of Paul "The nose" Mittens

[@aeipathy_live]

“God wasn’t a fan of that.” Dunno why that made me laugh as hard as it did

[@DragonWinter36]

*Godd

[@ammpdmtb9828]

Okuyasu the Dumbass *G_D

[@The_Hoff_12]

Rest in peace Paul. I hope you’re enjoying an endless amount of buckets in Sovngarde

[@cryingwomen]

My favorite video on the channel, the ending to it was incredible. Going to miss you Paul, rest easy. ❤

[@saltyshrimppasta]

Dragonborn: I need to learn the Dragon Rend Shout Arnold: Well aren’t you just an *eager skeever*

[@machomanalexyt5736]

"Arnold don't patronize me with your bullshit. I'm not in the mood."

[@SirSaladhead]

@@machomanalexyt5736 "Well don't get your whiskers in a twisters" "Daedra damn it Arnold"

[@evanchase9585]

The closest thing in TES to "a giant feral rat" is a Thalmor agent.

[@ruddleduddle3]

Don't insult rats like that.

[@Garykem8]

Hey rats dont deserve that compared to the thalmer there gods

[@metrohunter-qy4fz]

I thought Ulfric Stormcloak was

[@metrohunter-qy4fz]

👆 The two people above me hate Argonians and dark elf’s

[@complimentbot7015]

@@metrohunter-qy4fz ulfric is daddy

[@UltmtDestroyer]

"British coffee expert" As a brit, I can confirm that they dont exist

[@TheReaverOfDarkness]

Most Brits purport themselves to be experts on why I shouldn't like coffee.

[@patrickbates741]

Meanwhile, be James Hoffman

[@James_Wisniewski]

6:01 "There's a man in Riverwood whose friendship udder is hurtin' for a squirtin'." jfc Did that really just happen? XD

[@ErikEdlund11]

“Imagination is what happens when annoyance meets drug use.”

[@screw355]

@Java Monsoon skeever>fiction

[@dksoulstice6040]

Plot twist: This Skeever playthrough is also Mitten Paul's 1 million face reveal. Paul is actually a skeever.

[@korina9387]

Correction skeever is paul

[@SoggyCoffeeAddict]

Paul from mitten squad has no face. As bethesda quit modeling that specific human for fear it'd become too sexy

[@marcusdaloia2974]

That would explain the godhood...

[@Kabiegram]

“Waited until the dragon was turned into a dragoff”

[@macaryl95]

Paul: "I won't be playing as a skeever (sorry clickbait lol amIrite), I will be khajiit instead" Also Paul: "I will now be playing as a skeever"

[@TKNinja37]

Can You Beat Skyrim As A Daedric Artifact Museum? Rules: 1. No one cares about prologue--do whatever. Kill the radroach, smack the baby, whatever works. 2. No armor/weapons that aren't Daedric artifacts. No spells/consumables for battle (heal outside a fight if sanity decrees). 3. Until you can get an artifact weapon, use a follower to do the dirty work, as usual. Or punch stuff--challenge says you can't use equipment. You're not an equipment. 4. Shout when necessary to progress story; it doesn't invalidate the challenge. Nope, doesn't count; see? I wrote it--says "Doesn't count." That doesn't count, idiot! 5. ALL Daedric Artifacts are fair game. Wanna use Azura's Star to enchant stuff to sell? Go nuts.

[@dodojesus4529]

Reminds me of the legendary only in FO4, i like it. Probably not the most difficult one but definetly enjoyable

[@The3dsstuff]

i mean shouts are daedric/aedric in nature anyways. seeing as they come from akatosh. would count anyways imo

[@Brigsiel_]

The Sanguine rose is op tho

[@TKNinja37]

This isn't intended to be stupid hard like being a skeever or something--I just think this would be a neat way to play. Also Paul deserves a break from the daunting challenges he's had to delay in the middle of for months on end, imo.

[@jblocker118]

Yeah I wanna see this, seeing God tear mitten squad bopping dragons with the ysgamor axe

[@naemonthecat]

"British coffee expert" Spiffing brit : *sips brew nervously*

[@UndyingZombie]

He actually would have been really upset. Especially since he said the worst thing possible to Spiffing Brit.. That Spiff drank Coffee..

[@bloop2911]

I don’t know how to tell you this, but I’m pretty sure he was talking about spiff

[@shadycactus6146]

well, there’s always the possibility he meant “british coffee expert” as in “an expert on british coffee (i.e. tea)” rather than as in “a british expert on coffee” lol

[@dildodickings2668]

@@hellfire6576 Man that's just nasty

[@Teal_.]

@@dildodickings2668 you put milk in regular tea you don't in herbal tea, pretty standard

[@stefanm.734]

I love how your definition of beating a game has become extremely lenient over time. Personally it doesn't bother me, it's just funny to see your character arc go from "real by the books guy, no console commands ever" to "I don't care, just get me to the end already." You're like halfway there I'd say, since you still said this was an unsuccessful run.

[@donutlovingwerewolf8837]

I sometimes use CCs to brute force past hard dungeons, and sometimes i play by the books, but sometimes the books are too hard so i brute force

[@Benjamin-rq1fi]

If you notice, when he has to use a cheating workaround, at the end he says "and I didn't beat Skyrim as a skeever"

[@goobienoob3589]

I've gotta say Paul's writing really doesn't get the credit it deserves. Not only is he a psychotic massacist but his ability to remain entertaining and at many points hilarious is really an impressive feat that I just don't think enough people recognize. My favorite youtuber by a long shot.

[@chriso1373]

"Im gonna play as a rat, so i picked the closest character to a rat: a cat"

[@leeman27534]

i mean it was that or a lizard or human ish

[@Zaire82]

They both have hair what more do you want from him?

[@internetlurker1850]

There is only one letter difference so a cat is the closest to a rat

[@chriso1373]

@@internetlurker1850 speech: 100

[@beanface7408]

@@internetlurker1850 You remain true to your username

[@philsburydoboy]

"A British coffee expert" The Spiffing Brit did not like that.

[@LDLaizare]

Yeah...I could feel his non-existent sponsorship to Yorkshire Tea slipping even further and further away with that comment. xD

[@chaosryans]

@@LDLaizare they sponsored 1 of his videos and also made custom design sets of tea packets for him and people who bought through his codes

[@LDLaizare]

@@chaosryans Must've missed those videos. :U It's about time the man got some credit for his unpaid adverts! XD

[@chaosryans]

@@LDLaizare yeah look up "spiffy tea" it was the brand but they put that instead of yorkshire tea on the boxes. It was awesome.

[@Reishadowen]

"-that I turned to a British coffee expert for answers." I could hear the monocle pop from here. Hoooo boy.

[@Demogorgon47]

"A Dragon spotted me half way to the dungeon because life is pain." I laughed heartily at that. Classic Skyrim problem. I just wanna go over here with no problems. Can I just go over here? Oh look I went over here! Yay! *Dragon battle music begins as screen shakes.* Siiiiiiiiiigh. I can only imagine it was infinitely more frustrating as an unfinished skeever that couldn't attack, shout or do anything.

[@paulcarmi8130]

If you never visit the greybeards you can play the whole game without dragons lol (except the main quest of course)

[@Demogorgon47]

@@paulcarmi8130 Yeah I know but that seems.......silly. What's the point of playing the game about a dragon killing hero that devours the souls of dragons if you don't go around slaying any dragons? It'd be like an action movie where the action heroes sit around doing their taxes.

[@paulcarmi8130]

@@Demogorgon47 trust me, it's fun as hell. Because it takes away the random dragon battles and you are free to do as many side quests as you want. Also, even if you aren't slaying dragons, there's plenty of other shit to slay (as you know). I haven't played skyrim with dragons since like my 4th playthrough. It's a better experience, trust me.

[@getthegoons]

@@Demogorgon47 it's hard to find a balance, I suggest finding a mod for more diverse Dragons. A regular dragon coming to throw hands? I sleep. A Dragon that breathes fucking explosions coming to run my fade? REAL SHIT.

[@chrid7657]

“Hey, what do you do for a living” MittenSquad: “uhh... I play Bethesda games”

[@elwayfan01]

He just works!

[@machomanalexyt5736]

"Oh god, I'm sorry I didn't know."

[@garyzod8818]

Ive got the shits any tips anybody?.

[@faceless2302]

@@garyzod8818 use toilet

[@cjsecluded8313]

"And sometimes other games that start with B"

[@crablion847]

In my heart, you have beaten Skyrim as a Skeever Only you had the determination to get to the end of the game in these nightmarish conditions You did it Paul, you won Skyrim and no one can say otherwise

[@theanimer1]

Except he didn't...

[@CC-Sev]

Except he did...

[@mee091000]

he didnt lol

[@leonardo9259]

Otherwise

[@AmbroseBoaBowie]

“Believe in your self” That got me laughing so hard for some reason

[@GECKman88]

"become ethanol shout" God damn, I love mitten.

[@overboss9599]

Sounds like something sheogorath would cook up after showing up to a party and discovering a distinct lack of booze

[@WCRyder]

"A British coffee expert" COFFEE expert, this is the first scenario that someone calls him a coffee expert

[@stage4901]

Yorkshire Coffee

[@JustAndrewIsFine]

That's the joke.

[@justamgames6197]

YOOOOORRRRRKSHIIIIIREEEEEEEE TEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA

[@justamgames6197]

Spiff not sponsored, caugh caugh yey

[@seanmessick9330]

He is an expert on the horribleness of coffee

[@certifiedcoolguy583]

today's story: largish rat kills the physical manifestation of the end of time

[@mikey6633]

Tonight at 6pm: Largish Rat dismantles Vampire Cult, Daughter of cult leader comes forward.

[@mikey6633]

Tomorrow at 9: Largish Rat joins Tentacle Cult. Skaal residents unhappy.

[@Donnerbalken28]

Me-me don't know-know what Skeever-thing is-is, but Skaven will destroy Skyrim with Warpstone and technology, yes-yes!

[@kazikmajster5650]

I swear, the funniest parts were you getting mad at the travelling.

[@goldenpun5592]

the line, "His friendship udder was hurtin for a squirtin" gave me pause

[@fritz6428]

Same

[@NoOne-ju8fi]

Oh no

[@NoOne-ju8fi]

I’m not there yet and I’m scared

[@wify0241]

50th like awww yeaaaah

[@UndyingZombie]

So you wanted a friendship squirt? My tentacles love helping people out regardless of if they want the help or not.. So I know they will be overjoyed and would love to overflow you with friendship! In-fact everyone in the comments might get a visit from them. My tentacles are very,very friendly.

[@diegodankquixote-wry3242]

Rats, rats We're the rats. We prey at night and we stalk at night We're the rats. I'm the giant rats that makes all of da rules! Let's see what kind of trouble we can get ourselves into.

[@axmoylotl]

LIFE IS PAIN. I HATE

[@gavinhillsman3945]

Ah yes poetry

[@albrectgarcia2719]

So sue me for being through, I just want to know that you know what the plan is?

[@MrMaddog994]

The fact I have met fellow jerma fans makes me smile

[@diegodankquixote-wry3242]

@@MrMaddog994 some day, I hope he'll upload an edited video on his main channel again. Until then we'll pray at night and we'll stalk at night.

[@The-Game-Merchant]

Because of Paul's frequent use of vegetable soup in Skyrim runs I've created and have been working on my own soup recipe. It's a nice way to remember him by

[@somewhitelive2316]

"But I'm worthless so I skipped that too" Lmao

[@lylegreen9776]

“It was in Esbern’s bedroom that I made a controversial choice.” Hmmm

[@stormbornapostle5188]

Believe, believe, the Dragonborn comes...

[@ihaveanunoriginalprofilepi1744]

i thought this was a joke or something holy shit was this real cut content hopefully in the 258th re-release of skyrim they’ll consider trying to add cut content to the game

[@koolekatze8911]

21:14 I've never witnessed such raw anger in such a violently calm way

[@Masked_ghsot_riley.offical]

rest in peace mitten the skyrim/fallout community has lost another piece of greatness

[@g36Christiana]

"They turned the Dragon into a Dragoff" killed me XD

[@michaelfogg9254]

He was talking about a youtuber called "The Spiffing Brit" His 'things' are his absolute undying love for Yorkshire Tea Gold, Todd Howard, and the queen 😂

[@johnjeff3906]

@@michaelfogg9254yeah and doing the same shitty restoloop every skyrim video.

[@johnjeff3906]

@@michaelfogg9254can you beat skyrim without doing the restoloop exploit? Not if you’re the spiffing Brit.

[@planetbob6703]

3:19 "A british coffee expert" *Angry SpiffingBrit noises*

[@seanmessick9330]

He is an expert on the terribleness of coffee

[@aviation6164]

Rest in peace Paul❤️

[@freakymoejoe2]

"Arachnids like us..." HOL UP

[@alecbates7099]

“I turned to a British coffee expert..” The power of Yorkshire Tea disapproves.

[@rhubarbman2425]

Todd Howard must've been like "there's only room for one rat on the bethesda team"

[@DarkSlayer5722]

Rest in peace Paul. Truly a Legend.

[@BreakDanceFight]

This video is foreshadowing the epic Mitten/Babish crossover, "Can you beat oat cider from My Little Pony as a person?" of 2022.

[@thearbender5529]

As D'arbie once said, "It is not cheating unless you are caught."

[@nudlz5343]

go ahead mister **joestur**

[@tommeakin1732]

"Freshly birthed from the escape canal" A very underappreciated line.

[@ClickToPreview]

"I mourned one of my cousins..." I'm glad I had already finished my coffee. That sh*t was funny.

[@GenocideLv]

finally a 100% kosher playthrough

[@Oakami]

It finally happened The comment I left like a year ago asking for this has come true Thank you Nate

[@sizenplace4554]

i saw you on a nate video

[@hassan7reg_819]

Wait, so his name is paul or nate?

[@cheekibreeki904]

@@hassan7reg_819 his name is Paul. Nate they're talking about is probably TheEpicNate315. He makes videos about secrets of Bethesda games, and, apparently, one of them had this skeever power mentioned.

[@evileagal3241]

"British Coffee Expert" Edit: "But I didn't know how to get inside without being cut apart like those poor little chickens like on an episode of Baking with Babish"

[@mancamiatipoola]

This is one of the funniest Skyrim plays i have seen. When Jarl Balgruuf was talking to a skeever and reexamining his life choices i lost it! XD

[@WoodLifeActual]

You know it’s a serious video when Paul says “and this is where the real game begins” twice

[@Firecraft-ht8un]

i kinda wish that they would have actually finished the skeever transmogrification i think it would have been funny

[@chaosryans]

I just wonder when it'd have been used. Like happy birthday sheogorath has another special effect 🤣

[@dodojesus4529]

@@chaosryans maybe as a super stealth buff? Since youre a little rat. That sounds the most reasonable

[@rangerleaf1505]

Mitten Squad: "In the night nothing happen" Me: "Cause the air conditioner filed a restraining order and moved back home to live with her parents"

[@redninjakat5733]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFF

[@rangerleaf1505]

When the fuck did I post this?

[@pbsixgun6]

@@rangerleaf1505 LOL

[@firockfinion3326]

"Hey wait a minute, that's not a guy, that's a skeever!"

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

I'm just impressed as to how much patience you have in doing these challenges

[@Jesscanor]

"Imagination is what happens when annoyance meets drug use" ah yes, of course

[@ElysetheEevee]

That's not what Spongebob told me as a kid.

[@Nik-ff3tu]

@@ElysetheEevee that's because spongebob is made entirely of drugs. Psychedelics mostly.

[@imperialfist2304]

Ratatouille 2: This time we’re cooking heretics

[@yourewallsareveryconvenien8292]

Remy: FOR THE FRANCE EMPEROR!

[@asimplekoala6687]

Ratatouille 2: Warhammer

[@yourewallsareveryconvenien8292]

@@asimplekoala6687 Ratatouille 2: Warspoon

[@SoulTrapper]

Ratatouille 2: 358/2 Rats

[@gw4792]

FIRST YOU WILL TASTE THE EMPERORS MIGHT! than you will taste his excellent crêpe

[@elliejohnson2786]

If you're playing LE, you can open your journal and press the "Show on map" hotkey to open your map if you have a quest selected. I learned this from bondage mods. Don't question me.

[@pbsixgun6]

LOL

[@ledanoir1239]

Wait, do people play Skyrim for more reasons that bondage mods!?

[@engineergaming4166]

Idea: Can you beat Fallout: New Vegas with only the weapons from Doc Mitchell's house?

[@MisterMelvinheimer]

You can beat nv without weapons at all.

[@Saiyangoddess72]

@@MisterMelvinheimer bruh

[@MisterMelvinheimer]

@@Saiyangoddess72 speech is OP fam.

[@Saiyangoddess72]

@@MisterMelvinheimer he's already said that's not the point

[@MisterMelvinheimer]

@@Saiyangoddess72 I don't think he did. He asked if you could beat the game with the weapons you find at Doc Mitchells, not can you kill everything in the game with Doc Mitchells weapons.

[@KingFlippyNipsTheThird]

"A British coffee expert" Oh I hope The Spiffing Brit has seen this, though I imagine his glorious cup of Yorkshire tea was likely spat spat out in disgust at that comment 😂 oh how I would like to see a colab

[@jamall7003]

I would love a collab!! Them teaming up in a co-op/multiplayer game and breaking it beyond recognition.

[@leeman27534]

tbh even went "wait coffee the fuck"

[@MiniRokys]

@@leeman27534 I literally went : "Oh no... that should not been said"

[@Zaire82]

To truly say you dislike something, you have to fully understand it. So seeing as Spif dislikes coffee, he of course has to know everything he dislikes about it. So calling him a coffee expert may not be wrong.

[@beanface7408]

The coffee drinkers must go! Drink Yorkshire Tea Gold!

[@GluteusMasochis]

There was a missed opportunity to name himself "Skeevin' Stevens".

[@marshallgrimmett6290]

10:08 this was the exact moment I subscribed

[@MrGemHunter]

Skaven does a shit load of warpstone powder and travels to Albion

[@kirbypro156]

Poor spiffingbrit getting called a British coffee expert Even though he exclusively drinks Yorkshire tea gold

[@RDFoXTheSequel]

"This is where things go from Grandma Sparkle to Vault Yoshi" what a fitting summary of the year so far

[@SubparDragoon]

The amount of effort you put into a single video astonishes me.

[@kristophermichaud4467]

Id love the next Fallout/Skyrim game to have an easter egg or character in honor of Paul. Like, anything to help immortalize this crazy bastard

[@ChaNeuBas]

Me in the courthouse after slaughtering an entire household of orphans: "Now this is where the real game begins."

[@wh1spr359]

“but i like to complain, so we’re not doing that” ya also like to get drunk and beat ac units, ac units all over michigan hell the U.S. fear you

[@bloop2911]

Unrelated but I love your pfp

[@ohalfacoke5329]

I love to get drunk in general

[@wh1spr359]

thanks, i compliment yours too, tho idk where it’s from

[@ethanboren9893]

This is essentially can you beat Skyrim with the set stage command.

[@ajm8079]

I never knew I needed this, but now that I've seen it my life is complete.

[@wowdogeful]

Watching this channel noticeably and adversely affects my mental health. I love it!

[@KingLamink]

"can you beat skyrim by skipping all the quests?" love it

[@goldybutters9269]

can't believe this video came out 3 years ago and a playable skeever race mod still hasn't dropped. I wanna play as a cute little rat, wear cute little armor and cast massive destructive spells with my cute little hairless hands/paws

[@mortal_talos1196]

The fact that a skyrim video is in the top 50 trending on gaming in 2020 makes me happy.