Can You Beat Skyrim With Only The Telekinesis Spell?

There is a lot of magic in the Elder Scroll 5 game. Some spells are offensive, others are defensive, some can spawn in new friends and others still bring old ones back from the dead. But there’s one spell that’s seemingly worthless. Can You Beat Skyrim With Only The Telekinesis Spell?
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Can You Beat Skyrim With Only The Telekinesis Spell? (in text form)
The ride into Skyrim was fairly standard, the wagon wasn’t trying to do any summersaults, someone was granted their freedom, and I chose an Argonian as my race for the first time in recorded history. Telekinesis is an Alteration spell and Argonian’s start with 20 in Alteration as well as 20 in Restoration, Sneak, and Light Armor. I incorrectly assumed two of those would be beneficial down the line, I gave myself the worst name possible, Alduin showed up, I escaped into the Keep, not gonna say much about this part as I’ve gotten through this part of Skyrim without attacking anything many times, though I did make sure to snag a bucket before leaving. It’s a surprise tool that will help us later.
Outside, basking in the fresh air, I began my quest to track down the Telekinesis spell. You can’t just buy it right from the beginning of the game, that would be too easy. As the saying goes, the more substantial the reward, the more bigger the risk. With the Mage Stone activated and the domicile of the spell marked on my map, I danced along the road to Riverwood, the power of the cabbage was too much for my fragile frame, I sold what I didn’t need to Lucas Simms, kidnapped a few plants to take them to the big farm in the sky, and continued heading East-South all while casting the Oakflesh spell as often as I could to raise my Alteration skill a bit.
There’s only one location in all of Skyrim where Telekinesis is guaranteed to be found; a cell in Redwater Den, a drug den located at the tip of the whale lake’s tail. I made sure to snag all the vomit buckets to add to my collection, a little bit of someone else’s vomit in your pocket never hurt anyone. Now, predictably, getting into Redwater Den itself was of insignificance to someone as skilled as Skyrim as I am. Problem is, you must unlock an Adept lock and I only had 2 lockpicks. Of course that problem is irrelevant when you introduce quick-saves to my tool belt, but it’s still an annoyance. Once that lock is picked, the drug kingpins and other bowling pins will come to life and attack you for finding their lair. There’s also another Adept lock. Get it the spell, use that level up you saved to restore your health, cover your body in the bark you picked off an imaginary oak tree, flee like your life depends on it, because it does, and you can finally read the book to learn you the Telekinesis spell.

[@TheDool]

"I beat Skyrim with only the Telekenesis spell" If the Healing Spell would be a person, they would be crying right now.

[@TehFlaminTaco]

Restoration isn't a real school of magic. Duh.

[@Phablo_Abreu]

@@TehFlaminTaco :-:

[@At1asTheProto]

@@TehFlaminTaco Restoration is a VERY valid school of magic, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.- I forgot her name.

[@ChaosContrl]

He died to a paper cut

[@lordbanetheplayer8844]

It's defensive, not offensive, so it doesn't coubt. TL;DR, It's defensive, not offensive, so it doesn't count. Lol.,,. I made you read this twice! Hhaha.... Now, I just have to hhide thi smessage... Hmm...

[@josephscriven5454]

The references to alcoholism hit so hard in this video. Rest in peace man. I hope I won't follow where you went.

[@emmarina3525]

Yeah that really hurt to see now..

[@Bendywithacrucifix]

Paul always joked about the things that would kill him.

[@jimmyconway2]

guy had a terrible accent

[@oddball582]

Riddick: “I can kill a man with a teacup.” Mitten: “yes, but can you kill a world eater dragon with a bucket?”

[@discozdisco3566]

why did i read that as Kill a world eater bucket with a dragon?

[@Nehauon]

I loved that movie

[@johnpett1955]

The spiffing brit: I can one shot anything with a fork.

[@Name-and-Name]

This was one of my favorite videos from him, I’m heartbroken over his death man. Rest in peace. I loved your videos and I will go back and watch all of them all over again

[@vadimc2144]

Just stumbled upon this channel. Is this person gone? What happened?

[@Name-and-Name]

@@vadimc2144 he just recently passed away, reason why is unknown but he had a very bad alcohol addiction that he was really open about, he wanted to fix his issue but I guess he couldn’t

[@MusicAwesome100]

​@vadimc2144 Paul passed away recently and it's a good assumption it was due to good unfortunate alcoholism

[@vadimc2144]

@@MusicAwesome100 oh, I see. That's sad. Rest in peace, Paul.

[@philruu]

End of november 2023 he posted a status that he's just still taking a break.

[@Mayolaise]

The sentence "I killed a guy with a bucket" makes this whole run worth it.

[@muninraven3327]

Indeed, although I personally prefer "kidnapped a few vegetables... ".

[@potatoeyboi]

I have done nothing but kill people with buckets for 3 days

[@GardenData61371]

@@potatoeyboi r/unexpectedtf2

[@shaner1912]

I think the best line was about the bucket going on it’s journey to help someone else in need

[@firstname4097]

this vaguely reminds me of riddick killing some guy with a teacup

[@rjjr7064]

Nords: "Dragonborn! How do we defeat the dragons!?" Dragonborn: ..."buket"

[@hellfirebiker3713]

Dear. God.

[@nothis0432]

@@hellfirebiker3713 but there's still more.

[@hellfirebiker3713]

No...

[@lilpop8700]

@@hellfirebiker3713 it contains the dying wish of every man here

[@lilpop8700]

@Soulless Tomato You bet!

[@droidy365]

"This is a bucket." "Dear God..." "There's more." "No..."

[@foxy4851inactive]

"put the bucket on a merchant head and steal everything he has"

[@LivadaNiki]

😂😂

[@odysseussavvakis5396]

"It contains a bucket" "Dear God.." "There's more" "No.."

[@thetraveler4493]

dear god.... is that a chamberpot?

[@Kvetchi]

ive done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days

[@SorooshMhs]

“Addition is when you use addition to addition two numbers together” Mitten Squad, 2020

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

that additions up

[@paladingeorge6098]

I just love the idea of an alternate universe in Skyrim where the dragonborn is a mentally challenged psychic who defends himself only by throwing things using his psychic abilities.

[@SoooFunny5]

1000 th likr :D

[@LtMacka]

Why is this the top comment for me but i agree my guy imagine it as a show tho

[@Sumschmuck]

Tardikenisis

[@somedumbasswithlonghair4965]

And not even effectively throwing swords either, just slinging them around sideways and hilt first, sometimes getting lucky and impaling someone

[@rule34artist33]

@@Sumschmuck💀

[@shiperobin]

"he's dragonborn" "How do you know?" "He threw a wooden bowl at a dragon and it died"

[@solouno2280]

he can also be that legendary gnome mentioned on one D&D playthrough

[@D92_Will_O.G]

he's dragonborn" "How do you know?" Read more "He threw a wooden bowl at a dragon and it died" SHOW LESS lmao

[@Arheidi]

He is dragonbowl then

[@shiperobin]

@@solouno2280 who is this gnome of which you speak?

[@senkyou]

13:06

[@nater6265]

Fun fact: Telekinesis is easily the most efficient way to level up when combined with Fortify Alteration. He never showed it, but if you're holding any item with 100% Fortify Alteration and fast travel (While holding said item) across the map, your alteration will instantly level to 100 and you can legendary it and repeat for easy perk points.

[@stinklinethegoblin5952]

This game is fucking crazy

[@MrDifsh]

I guess it's time for another play through

[@nubgaming1013]

@@stinklinethegoblin5952 if you think that is crazy. Look up can you beat Skyrim without walking

[@Itsloopie]

@@nubgaming1013 dude I watched it all just now and that is the craziest thing ive ever seen

[@olultimateX]

@@stinklinethegoblin5952 bahahahah

[@PANICBLADE]

"Y...You know you can still use things OTHER than the Force, right?" -Obi-Wan Kenobi

[@literalfandomtrashnoseriou1992]

*No. Only buckets now.*

[@Argonwolfproject]

I love to imagine the timeline in which Tsun just flat out murders the Dragonborn and because of him Alduin just destroys everything, and everyone looks at him like he's a complete tool before they get eaten.

[@kylestanley7843]

Hey man, Tsun's just doin' his job lol

[@kejow.]

Hahaha this! Also the enemies "hey, vampires, witches and bandits, I'm the only one that can prevent the world's end, so get out of my way and let me do my job as dragonborn!" we would only need to worry about the draugh, dragons, bears, magical beings, trolls and the talmor lmao

[@theinternetpolice2078]

If the dragonborn dies, where will they go, Sovngarde II? After all, if the appropriate response is to be trusted, all dragonborns will go to Sovngarde by birthright.

[@vecna2101]

@@theinternetpolice2078 Depends on the race. Argonians “return to the Hist”, Bosmer “become one with their Ancestors in Aetherius”, etc...

[@prophetofregret8468]

@@vecna2101 Aren't their bound to return to Akatosh due to their dragon soul?

[@watchinthesky]

“Can you beat Concrete with only your fists?”

[@skeetsmcgrew3282]

No. No you cannot

[@nommerz5465]

@@skeetsmcgrew3282 you can, however, beat your fists with only concrete.

[@skeetsmcgrew3282]

@@nommerz5465 Most things actually. If anything the difficulty in finding something that can't beat your fists. Marshmallows, water, slow-cooked pork shoulder... the list isn't very long

[@Sip_Dhit]

@@skeetsmcgrew3282 you can most definitely injure your hands on a slow cooked pork shoulder, as for water it depends on difficulty (amount of water) if you punch water long enough you'll hurt your hand

[@garrettchappell3786]

Why am I reading all of these in Paul's voice?

[@LampseekerForevermore]

Keep in mind that telekinesis damage scales with item weight and two handing greatly increases the force, so just get a Dragonbone chest plate and one shot people

[@zevvez_]

so couldn't you theoretically use Stendarr's Hammer and clonk erryone on the head with a 1000 pound hammer.

[@kimhyunwoo8983]

I wish you could like pickup a barrel or chest and just fill it with obscene amounts of items

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

Now I imagine the dragonborn carrying around 40000 warhammers to throw at people from the distance. Makes you slower than an arrow to the knee, but doesn't matter, you don't need to get up close anyway.

[@LampseekerForevermore]

@@HappyBeezerStudios best build in the game, infinite dragonbone warhammer build.

[@justanotherfangirl2398]

@@kimhyunwoo8983 *DOS2 noises*

[@LochMessNomster]

Man woke up in the wagon, he's finally awake.. Rest well..

[@williamporterfield6151]

"oh no, an enemy! I must defend myself!" *Picks up mace and gently tosses it at bandit*

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Now just imagine trying to do this in VR, where you have to manually use the telekinesis spell with your own hands.

[@joeymcm04]

@Young Victor He means by only doing _damage_ with the spell.

[@runtergerutscht4401]

I mean he wore armor AND picked locks

[@nebojsajovic2177]

@@joeymcm04 How do you know what he means

[@joeymcm04]

@@nebojsajovic2177 Because he has stated it himself.

[@danieljames1868]

Would probably be easier to aim, if nothing else

[@GeorgeCowsert]

For those curious, Telekinesis is one of those spells meant to make thief playthroughs easier, as you can steal items from further away and go undetected as a result.

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

basically the only use for it. But knowing how strong sneak is already...

[@summergamer7650]

I remember with one of the dwarven caves there was a master lock door with a key to the door behind bars, the best use I've had with that spell ever

[@cameronranta339]

It’s kinda crazy how bad his alcoholism was. When he talks about it in bit and pieces through his videos you realize he really was in a bad place and I’m very happy he got help and he’s taking it all slow now. I appreciate his videos so much and his battle with the bottle is something that can be a challenge all within itself.

[@abrahamwashington8579]

Unfortunately he relapsed and hasn't uploaded in months. Praying to God he's ok cuz his last post he was in the hospital

[@cones914]

I thought it was only a joke. I wish him the best of luck.

[@lexinicole4317]

I didn’t know he had a drinking problem. I used to love this channel when I was at the peak of my heroin and alcohol addiction. Weird how that works. Haven’t watched in years, been sober a long time. My heart hurts.

[@Mrbuttboi]

I hope he’s doing okay

[@RealBradMiller]

Kind souls and big hearts in this comment thread. May you all be blessed with the shining, pure love of Meridia.

[@cameronaberner]

Not gonna lie, I'm actually impressed.

[@moloch9258]

First time?

[@acewmd.]

LIAR!

[@sebastianmobley1933]

@@acewmd. *YOU'RE WITH HIM! YOU BROUGHT HIM HERE TO KILL ME!*

[@eerostephanie55]

You think this is badd he had to beat the game with only a restoration spells

[@hemicentralsrt3259]

Same

[@FataFolterer]

"You are the legendary dragonborn that defeated Alduin. How on earth did you do it ?" "Well i gathered some alcoholics from a mead hall and threw buckets at him."

[@VoiidAsp]

Going back and watching every single one of Paul's (Joseph Robert Wilson's) videos to honor his memory. I have every single one queued up to fall asleep to. Rest in peace, King 👑🕊️

[@PerpetualWane]

Oh shit, this guy died?

[@VoiidAsp]

@@PerpetualWane unfortunately, yes.

[@thiswaytohell2942]

i miss you mittensquad. we all do. rest easy

[@305backup]

That bucket should be in elder scrolls 6. “You ever heard the legend of the bucket that killed a dragon?”

[@robertagren9360]

Have you heard about the bucket of gold? It was a bucket used by a Thief. He put the bucket on the heads then he filled the bucket with their gold

[@lordbanetheplayer8844]

Yeah, but remind me again.

[@D92_Will_O.G]

wheres de ole lady an teh zore tooth

[@somerandomguy1cw456]

They really should include some kind of reference to the various reality warping stuff you can do with buckets and bowls

[@I_love_M4A1]

Did you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Pleages the wise,I thought not it's not a story a Jedi would tell you it's a sith legend. Darth Pleages was so powerful and so wise that he could create life.the dark side of the force are a pathway to many ability some considered to be unnatural. Unfortunately he told his apprentice everything he knew then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic , he could save other from death but not himself.

[@BigSexyBlackMans]

Paul’s phone not interrupting him during recording is the real challenge

[@Dawsalfin]

He can figure out how to complete obscure and impossible seeming gameplay challenges but not how to put his phone on silent 😅

[@manboy4720]

@@Dawsalfin you need to buy the dlc to put your phone on silent

[@ImpactScan]

Next video, can you beat a recording session with out receiving notifications on your phone?

[@mftripz8445]

Impact Scan Ro-chinima films yes 😔

[@rigobertogarza9917]

M I’m Omk

[@bobthekangaroo8858]

Getting this video in my recommended made me so happy but so sad. I’m glad we have what we do though

[@Ideacenter-zy9vr]

Rest in peace, love all your videos re watch them during each of my 2 week Bethesda game sessions.

[@doodft5226]

I love how he says hilarious things while keeping his voice completely monotone, it makes it ten times funnier

[@Trap-chan750]

yep

[@seronymus]

@Gaming Miser imagine if he were alive today

[@shapshooter8669]

Part that killed me was when the graybeards were kicki his ass and he told the story about his hands 😂😂😂

[@asherhockersmith8271]

To copy a comment from The Exploring Series, "He sounds like someone trying to explain humor but only through vague secondhand accounts."

[@petaaaa5831]

You’d love the movie Aeroplane, deadpan comedy at its finest.

[@kermius_0697]

Fun Fact: I didn't know telekinesis existed in Skyrim Edit: Holy Fuck, people are still responding to a 1 year old comment? That's my highest in internet fame

[@sirloserlot5084]

Yeah it sucks though

[@landowilliams2340]

it drains your magica like crazy

[@kawabatayuri]

You probably didn't know that equilibrium spell exist too perhaps ? I just found that like a year ago

[@mohammadrezapahlavi4578]

@Rayham Hakin I dunno, it seems like one of the easier spells to find as it's in the Labyrinth

[@odobenus159]

I didn't know until maybe 15 runs in... Like 500 hours of playing before I found it. These games are massive, I am still finding new things in Fallout 3, and I have over 1500 hours in it.

[@goralxd2584]

Rest in peace...

[@KittyCatsAreSuperAdorable]

Watching this just reminds me how much I miss this dude. There’s plenty of other challenge run KZbin channels out there but none can match him. Rest in peace big guy. You have always been and always shall be the challenge runner GOAT.

[@Starfireprotocol]

This man is out here answering the real questions.

[@gavintyler9276]

Applause for “the real mittens here” or heroes...

[@girlsdrinkfeck]

shame Rosie O'Donnell wasnt in the game ,throw her at a dragon itll be a one hit kill

[@Superjqp]

Church.

[@jackalottadigawff7560]

the question is, what challenge could be harder than this

[@zaikolebolsh5724]

Tbf he didn't do it, he also used a restoration spell so he should do it again

[@spicynugget375]

Other dead dragons: "Yo alduin howd you die" Alduin: some idiot threw buckets at me

[@adzhanitristan6756]

Other dead dragon:WTF?!

[@Lucius338]

Other dead dragon: "I faced the wrath of his bucket as well, Krosis!"

[@dogwithabeard2612]

Other dead dragons: Well he won the fight didn’t he... Who’s the idiot now?

[@kinmingwong6866]

Other dead dragons: "Bwahahahahahaha, you died to a bucket? How did your fire breath not turn the buckets to ashes?"

[@duxhunt]

Alduin: It took 16 buckets

[@imn0tacannibal734]

Here’s a tip for using telekinesis, if you use the spell (holding onto an item) and you fast travel to anywhere it will max out your alteration.

[@wasdadennlos]

I wanted to comment the same. I only learned about this exploit a few days ago. would have saved a lot of time for Mister Mitten, but also the video would be much shorter.

[@dvdjhp]

damn did not know this.

[@BigBoss549]

You have to have one of the buffs from herma moras books, then one where you magicka is infinite for 30 seconds

[@rebelzen2658]

@@BigBoss549 enchant 4 pieces of gear with alteration costs 25% less to cast. Boom free telekinesis

[@edim108]

@@BigBoss549 fortify alteration enchantments and potions work too if I remember correctly.

[@mckinleyclqmp8718]

I miss him

[@thatoneguy8146]

Same

[@ridiculousrandy1401]

This whole run was pretty much "Can You Beat Skyrim With Only Restoration While Also Gently Tossing A Few Items?"

[@patrickreynolds5463]

In Novice mode...

[@floofbirb4436]

*alteration

[@Bahoosegumps]

@@floofbirb4436 r/whoooosh

[@supersnizelz]

@@Bahoosegumps ok the woooosh meme's are just shitposts now

[@azearaazymoto461]

Has anyone ever been so blind? He only survived because he was endlessly healing in combat.

[@havardmj]

"Mommy, who was my dad?" "Oh, your father was a brave guard at the Thalmor embassy." "Oh ok. Is that how he died?" "Umm, well, you see, one day a lizard threw a roll of paper at him."

[@ohnoitsbart6387]

Lmao!

[@miko5742]

Lmao!

[@hydra1152]

Lmao!

[@fulltimeotaku3995]

Lmao!

[@seanroche4398]

!omaL

[@rhydsnow851]

"Some spells are offensive," *Equips Flames* "You're fat." :(

[@literalfandomtrashnoseriou1992]

Underrated af

[@cookiesam321]

lmao call that a *roast*

[@seanforbes1034]

Lmao.

[@garryame4008]

Rest in peace. Thanks for all the videos

[@stevendodd2828]

"This is a Bucket." ... "DEAR GOD!"... "There's more"... "NO!"

[@infamousgamer767]

Rip Rick may 😔

[@ethanhuff4583]

Rest in peace Rick may

[@ethanhuff4583]

Also nice tf2 reffrents

[@mafic3351]

"It contains the dying wish of every man here."

[@TheBuckett]

And I'm the bucket

[@WarriorExo]

"Okay how many buckets do you have?" It all makes sense now. The advice makes sense.

[@nopenopeson2370]

WarriorExo I love both their channels and you are so so right

[@muter34567]

Oh god, what channel is that from again? I remember that line so vividly, yet I cannot remember the video or youtuber.

[@lat7738]

Idiocity Incorporated its from senza the Skyrim Nintendo power glove video

[@muter34567]

@@lat7738 Thank you! I forgot to sub to him, but my god that dedication.

[@OrphanJupiter]

Miss you paul, rest in peace

[@Annoyingwolffo]

R.I.P to this fucken legend.

[@EchoVerse_Sonance]

Beating a courier to death with a cabbage...damn, that must've left him in a vegetative state...

[@lordbanetheplayer8844]

Damn... Cabbage-Blooded. Nice oine. Cool.

[@robertzio]

No, he was dead

[@EchoVerse_Sonance]

@@robertzio you dont say

[@Anidominus]

I guess dead is a kind of vegetative state. lol

[@muhammadryan654]

Exquisite joke, kind sir. Wishing you a delightful day and a prosperous life.

[@whydochair9552]

“Can you beat fallout new Vegas while suffering from all addictions and having your head constantly crippled”?

[@squarecross7383]

You mean irl?

[@justanuff]

While using antivenom for the sting sound effect

[@programmatical-nonsense]

"Can You Beat Fallout: New Vegas As A Drug Addict?"

[@kaimerry1587]

Easily, he could.

[@Dublin_N]

@@kaimerry1587 He makes all these easy by playing on lowest difficulty lol

[@Im_brem1830]

miss you paul

[@MeandMonkeyLP]

Rest in peace big man

[@galengraziano7127]

"Hit her with a bucket... that will reset her inventory." I wish I knew this before toilet paper was sold out.

[@dani007a]

Please don't hit grocery store workers with buckets.

[@Leon-uu4wk]

Use water lmao

[@Garykem8]

Dew it

[@somm150]

Do it

[@frezomereseraphim9164]

I think i did something wrong, she fell over and now some red juice is spilling out of her head and everyone is screaming, how do i reload a previous save again?

[@OokamiKageGinGetsu]

"Someone was granted their freedom." Yes, permanent, terminal freedom.

[@WokeGhettoSpiritualist]

I crave permanent terminal freedom...

[@prayoga4419]

May he be reunited with the bucket he sent to a journey

[@devonfarrar6313]

I teared up when you lost your most valuable bucket... he was such a dedicated, valiant bucket. He will never be forgotten.

[@sebastianbell941]

Are we gonna talk about the suggestive attire that the man on the left is wearing at 21:01

[@Shigari_]

If you didn't realize, they all got boobs... except the woman.

[@VocalicCrayfish]

shh, we dont talk about bob

[@thelolicon5071]

Femboy hooters

[@MittenSquad]

no

[@ShadowBroker000]

Pictures speak all the words..

[@neverplayfair5321]

Our hero, our hero claims a warrior's heart. I tell you, I tell you, the Bucketborn comes.

[@Emil_Stoltz]

With a telekinesis wielding power of the ancient nord GRAY BEARDED MEN WHICH I EXHALE VIOLENTLY ON! *ahem* Believe, believe, the bucketborn comes.

[@yugitrump435]

He comes, he comes, the bucketborn comes.

[@coletilford2645]

I never thought I'd see another original joke on KZbin again.

[@Maseruxer]

Bucketborn XD

[@Maseruxer]

@@coletilford2645 i agree

[@coltonwalters8441]

Rest easy, friend.

[@The_Hoff_12]

One of my favourite Skyrim videos from this legend. Seeing him kill Alduin with buckets felt like a truly momentous occasion. Rest in peace Paul, thanks for all the fun and laughter over the years.

[@curlyfries5464]

“I beat a courier to death with a cabbage.” This mans living out our fantasies.

[@monke3231]

Benny could learn some lessons here about courier killing

[@grumpofitzgerald4350]

@@monke3231 ain't that a cabbage in the head

[@thefunnyman8073]

MY CABBAGES!

[@imaguyandabeautifulbutterfly]

@@thefunnyman8073 I beg of you to remove the lol in your name, it is just wierd

[@bradlauk1419]

"I beat a courier to death with a cabbage, trust me, that will be important later" Later: "What in the goddamn. . . "

[@lepimond4605]

It was important because later we would discuss it in the comments xD

[@odeo5691]

Must have been a 9mm cabbage

[@tetermc]

I really wish we could have helped him more. There are so many subtle things that feel like such a cry for help now. We love you man. Rest easy.

[@JustMemin]

Dude Ik it really makes me sad how there are subtle comments ab his addiction and everybody just assumed he was joking.

[@Tewy]

I miss Mitten Squad.

[@TheActualNCRTrooper]

Me too

[@bobthebuilder9509]

“Gave myself the worst name possible” *is not Grandma Sparkle* That’s false advertising, Paul!

[@dodojesus4529]

*not scientifically possible Ya turd

[@satunbreeze]

Thatd be a heavily cursed run

[@adamgray1753]

"Liz Zard" is still a pretty good terrible name though. Good play-on words.

[@Thelivery]

”Bob the Builder Can we fix it? Bob the Builder Yes, we can! Scoop, Muck and Dizzy and Roley too Lofty and Wendy join the crew Pilchard and Bird, Travis and Spud Playing together like good friends should Bob the Builder Can we fix it? Bob the Builder Yes, we can! Hey! Time to get busy, such a lot to do Building and fixing till it's good as new Bob and the gang have so much fun Working together, they get the job done Can we build it? Yeah! Can we fix it? Yeah! Bob the Builder Can we fix it? Bob the Builder Yes, we can! (Yeah!)” Sorry, just had to spout out the lyrics to your theme song. It’s quite unrelated to your comment really, but I felt forced to do it, again sorry.

[@holyassasin0544]

@@Thelivery LOL

[@PlootoOW]

This is one of the better scripts that he's made.

[@TheMuffinman191]

Yeah, you can hear the effort put into this one, some nice references in there.

[@llllMiNxllll]

I feel it’s because out of all the other games he may like I feel this if definitely one of he’s favourites. Like top tier.

[@antipsychotic451]

This script was actually funny. Bravo, Paul.

[@DanteTorn]

@@llllMiNxllll Quite the opposite. He's stated multiple times that he isn't nearly as into TES as he is Fallout.

[@helpmeidontknowwehereiam]

I think the more he suffers the better the video gets lol

[@RianKashfi]

“Think logically for the first time in your life” “No, I don’t think I will”

[@GseWorldwide]

This is actually a cool concept, I hope in the next elder scrolls they make some kind of offensive telekinesis

[@tonywizdard1531]

“I beat a courier to death with a cabbage.” *Cabbage Salesman “My Cabbages!!!!”

[@gimlithegrey4863]

Atla ftw

[@phoenix_yippee]

MY CABBAGES

[@donovanjoseph737]

*nOoO, mY caBbaGEs*

[@ivanmioni1375]

Ah I see, you are a man of culture as well.

[@harryblackstonecopperfield4788]

That's rough, buddy

[@thatamaan341]

I love how the buckets finally have uses instead of being trophies for this guy

[@bigsexy1237]

I’m not even sure he used them as telekinesis 😂😂😂

[@chineseboxingstylekanye7147]

theyve had exploit uses for a long time bid birg

[@juliancaez6163]

The whole time he was making friends with the buckets for this moment

[@reanterhog5701]

A bucket appears in the hall of valor and said "Yeah i killed Alduin"

[@overlorddante]

Not just useful but apparently a viable tactic against a fucking world eating God 🤣

[@jameshetfieldserbia]

RIP bro

[@michaelcashin6523]

R.I.P to this legend

[@nicestpancake]

The power in the phrase, "The draugr encounters are just a suggestion," is overwhelming and I would like my sanity back.

[@culturalliberator9425]

You failed your horror check

[@kobiee2x137]

Darkstalker 171 What does that supposed to mean?

[@nicestpancake]

@@culturalliberator9425 o fuk what happens next?

[@misterbooga6466]

Yeah, dungeons should’ve been designed better if you can just run through them so easily

[@rat9041]

didnt name an argonian for a telekenisis run “Lifts-Her-Tail”. truly criminal

[@kamo7293]

Sounds like the name of that one famous argonian...

[@simonriley3438]

The joke went over my head. Please elaborate

[@thermo4459]

@@simonriley3438 its based off a book in skyrim

[@topwargear]

kek!

[@chelvo56]

@@simonriley3438 The Lusty Argonian Maid

[@owendiaram3870]

items thrown by telekenisis should do more damage depending on what the item is. Swords and melee weapons do damage based on their attack stat Potions and poisons should apply their effect upon impact Other items shoud deal their weight stat in damage

[@Jiamil]

Make a mod

[@Xoria23]

R.I.P Paul

[@Some_Really_Random_Dude.]

You could've called your character "Raises-Wood" a missed opportunity there.

[@calebsalsbury7041]

Or Mark Zuckerberg, either one.

[@darklycan4583]

Or the argonian maid

[@jorq69420]

I think my Argonian Tamreilic name would be "Balls-On-Fire"

[@SuperThorsten69]

Or King Gizzard's Wizard Lizzard

[@theblackbaron4119]

Leviosaaaaah.

[@thenightking5161]

"Hey mom, look that weirdo is throwing kettles in the stream again!"

[@Amadeus8484]

"Just look at him and nod sweetie."

[@overlorddante]

I read that in the guys voice from those weird cat videos. "Hey mah, there's a creepy cat outside."

[@GreenFiend235]

@@overlorddante its Michael rapoport

[@jasonkeyes474]

A sad day for Mitten Squad. Paul, I hope you are finally at peace now.

[@fatiherklig9136]

man is gone but legend continiues

[@glennholmes724]

The perseverance of this man is unfathomable. He got further then I ever did just throwing shit

[@mkm7251]

Random dude: Alduin’s coming! Mitten: Don’t worry, I have a XL bucket.

[@MysticRedbeard]

I'll never forget my first playthrough, picked high elf, ended up using enchanted swords more than magic until late game when I started getting into enchanting.Bought iron ore and petty/lesser gems, transmute my iron to gold, make gold rings, soul trap every wolf, fox, crab, etc. I found and proceeded to make garbage enchanted jewellery. Got 100 enchanting and proceeded to make the most op mage armor ever conceived while making crazy profit. 100% free destruction and conjuration spells, made the rest of the game a cake walk, a great way to make my character feel like an actual god.

[@ATRexNamedBull]

Using telekinesis to yeet half a loaf of bread into Grelod the kind's face to kill her, never stops being hilarious. 😂

[@SirClicks.]

Still didn’t mention why killing the courrier with the cabbage is important.....

[@Colin-kh6kp]

That courier knows what he did, and getting murdered with cabbage is too good for him.

[@Valks-22]

Is that... a Last airbender reference? The cabbage merchant that gets F'd every time?

[@fishbot9902]

truth is for that poor courier the game was rigged form the start

[@christopheredwards9904]

that was a suprise tool to help him later

[@sevensevenedits6042]

Trust him, it will come into play later

[@canismori]

The Lizard who was a Wizard and possibly related to a king Gizzard.

[@Klausinator451]

Peri-Perihelion!

[@QuixoticCowboy]

someone has good taste in music

[@lucaskeay4413]

And always got caught in a blizzard

[@Klausinator451]

@@QuixoticCowboy 5 and rising.

[@Klausinator451]

@@QuixoticCowboy come to think of it. A fair bit of the people who even liked the comment are fans.

[@SegmentW]

I'm going to miss you like hell

[@The_Jragon]

Just so you know of which you probably know now. But just in case, when you had 100% cost reduction for alteration spells. If you cast telekinesis then teleport. You will have 100 in Alteration.

[@hubertcumberdale5191]

umm he's passed away

[@The_Jragon]

@@hubertcumberdale5191 Wait! What! When!

[@AProblem855]

@@The_Jragonsome months ago

[@The_Jragon]

@@AProblem855 Aw man, he was one of my favorites too. 😭

[@averygarrett9716]

I've been laughing way too hard at "Idaho Battle Barn"

[@zynx1828]

Fun fact: If you have 100% reduction on alteration spells then you can lvl up to 100 and above in minutes. 1) use telekinesis on an object 2) fast travel while casting telekinesis on the object 3) the farther away you fast travel the more xp you gain So, I usually go from volkihar castle to dawnguard hq since their on the opposite ends of the map. Since you have 100% reduction you can cast telekinesis for infinite time and so, the game thinks you walked all the distance you fast traveled WHILE casting telekinesis! This is how I got my first character I made OP.

[@sarpdogan8113]

my first op character was alchemy-enchanting loop thingy

[@zaodedong9935]

The two enchantments on items perk makes for a devastating mage build. 🤣

[@cihanvural7541]

My first character was a mage heavy armored orc werewolf. It was impossible to kill him.

[@sumgai848]

I remember doing the telekinesis fast travel exploit by accident. To make a long story relatively short, I had maxed out alchemy and enchanting early on thanks to some old habits from Oblivion. I had 100% reduction in alteration and conjuration. That said, my conjuration and alteration were both still just heading into 30, I think? I got my hands on Telekinesis one way or another. I was trying to figure it out, and playing around with an apple or something random lying on the ground. I remembered I had to go elsewhere to finish up a sidequest, and so while holding it, I traveled to Markarth from Winterhold. It doesn't tell you that you've leveled up if you do it this way, so I went for about 30 minutes thinking "huh..... why haven't I received any points in alteration?" Bam. 100. And my offensive skills were dangerously under-leveled as a result. Didn't exactly take the fun out of it all, but I felt like I missed out on something. On the other hand, it's amazing how gaining such an advantage can really screw you over with the difficulty spike.

[@RadioactiveHax]

how do you get 100% magicka reduction

[@Loktuzov]

This was the first video that I watched from you… RIP Paul

[@thebladedgamer4047]

May he keep doing kickers challenges in the afterlife

[@user-pm1gb2eo1s]

“There are a lot of magic spells in the elder scrolls V” Morrowind players: _laughing manically_

[@tatoulino515]

Do you mean in amount or in varaity ?

[@PriyatmanSM]

@@tatoulino515 In everything, Morrowind lets you create spells and there are about 5 jabillion spells in the game. and you can levitate

[@tatoulino515]

@@PriyatmanSM ok

[@TeemoQuinton]

Don't forget Oblivion which also had the Spell Altar

[@neighbor472]

Only in morrowind can you take a single step forward and cross the entire map without cheats

[@RapFa-Hater420]

hope u are doing well paul , u have brought much joy to all of us

[@survivalsamuel]

I'm sorry, he passed away, his liver gave out from his drinking

[@Nikko8564]

Rest in peace paul

[@EquinoxShifts]

Peace😭🤧

[@MasterGibz]

*For future Alteration grinding:* With the unlimited alteration casting armor, pick up an item with telekinesis. While holding the button, fast travel as far way as possible. Hold the button throughout the load screen. Ta da, level 100 alteration.

[@jtenorj]

Then, make it legendary and repeat. Riften to Markarth and back is a decent route for this method of power leveling.

[@MasterGibz]

jtenorj Yup! ^.^

[@lordofmurder7659]

I guess fast traveling between Fort Dawnguard and Castle Volkihar would be a good route?

[@silcrow4045]

@@lordofmurder7659 yes

[@deepblume6611]

I forgot that time passes when you fast travel...i just never fast traveled even when going to High Hrothgar back to back

[@aidennelson7212]

Telekinesis is offensive, to every mage who's ever put levels in alteration for it

[@jamesstone3023]

If you use vampire lord you can yeet enemies even giants not dragons though

[@carlwebber4094]

@@jamesstone3023 but then just *SUCC* the life out of those dragons

[@ruthlessharbinger5897]

@@jamesstone3023 Imagine yeeting a dragon

[@ChrisJClark-ih2oo]

Todfur is best at this

[@sargentginger1776]

R.I.P Paul you will be missed

[@axudy]

Rest in piece Paul

[@Patches2212]

Mitten: I beat Skyrim with only the Telekinesis spell The Restoration spell in his left hand the whole time: Am I a joke to you?

[@Darnk715]

The Patchwork Poets and the oak flesh

[@jackxxdoa2803]

Very true

[@jtenorj]

Though not specifically stated, it's implied that the challenge is to use Telekinesis as the only means of dealing damage. He actually says he fails the challenge when he uses Fire Breath on Paarthurnax, but he's made exceptions for scripted stuff like that in the past so I really don't know for sure. Maybe he will change the title or video description, IDK,

[@theStonerKid69]

Yeah, what jtenorj says. Beating Skyrim so long as you do not personally inflict damage with anything except something thrown or pulled with the telekinesis power up; which that would make too long of a video title, so its shortened to, "Can you beat Skyrim with only the Telekinesis spell?" And frankly, Mittens did, outside the scripted part of the game where you're required to use flame breath on Parthurnaax.

[@devonsumner9958]

True but you cant really stuff 1000 sweetrolls in your inventory to keep the heals going.. or can you¿ o.O

[@jumongmoves6508]

Thugs literally killing you and the guard just stands there. IMMERSION.

[@rustyjones7908]

But somehow if you cast a fury spell at one of the thugs and the guards will immediately aggro them. I dunno man...

[@jazzyj7834]

You seen the news recently? It is immersion.

[@gldkrne1312]

Legends will always be remembered

[@styggelsen8562]

"It's a surprise tool that will help us later" LOL

[@PapaCasual]

"got more beat up than when I punched cement blocks cause my parents forgot to buy me more gatorade" 🤦‍♂️