Can You Beat Skyrim With Only The Wabbajack?

[@skeltonslay8er781]

I feel like when a staff runs out of charge, it should still be able to be used as a club

[@societalrogue2974]

Well I mean it being able to be used as a club would be in character for it

[@Big_finnerz]

Underrated comment

[@Truck-kun653]

Yes but at the time Bethesda hadn't figured out the complex coding algorithm to melee with a ranged weapon fully yet.

[@troll3296]

You can if you have Combat Gameplay Overhaul.

[@Torthrodhel]

You can use a staff as a club... sorta. But it has to be completely unenchanted, and in your left hand, and you have to have nothing in your right hand. Then you can two-handed shield-bash with it, which looks like whacking someone with your club (press attack while holding block). Obviously wouldn't work with the Wabbajack, since that's enchanted to start with. Should work when something runs out of charge... but doesn't. Should actually work regardless of charge... but doesn't. It's weirdly specific.

[@KnightOfAwesometon]

Who will win? An ancient primordial evil who is hellbent on destroying the world or one nasaly boi with a stick.

[@meerkatman2289]

*Shtick

[@Blandy8521]

*tells the primordial evil that the stick was made by sheogorath*

[@mortache]

Alduin is barely evil though. Why wouldn't a powerful being enslave others? We do it all the time.

[@trg6911]

mortaché de muerte philosophy isn’t really the discussion topic to be had on a gaming channel’s comment section though

[@aquarius5264]

lol nasaly boi gotem

[@unusualtune8328]

I once turned a draugr death Lord into a sweetroll and then ate him.

[@jinn8465]

Now that's just insult to injury. Lmao.

[@vahdoom]

Tasted a bit dry I'd imagine

[@CeNoPlays]

I call that crispy crunch!

[@compositebow151]

Sick bastard

[@Hollogodis]

And then the spell weared off and ur body exploded

[@Undergroundtec]

"After I took his fork. I always wanted a imaginary fork." If that's your first thought when entering the realm of Madness, then you're in the right place.

[@lunyxappocalypse7071]

It should have been a spoon!

[@lavonnegreene8911]

@@lunyxappocalypse7071 but forks are better

[@chriscornett1995]

Spork master race

[@Myles45-l2T]

Truegt

[@mr.witherhmc9304]

A true follower of sheogorath

[@AlanatorTheGreat]

"So I failed the challenge before it ever really began." Truth is, the game was rigged from the start.

[@dhirensingh8989]

2020 almost makes me wish for a nuclear winter.

[@JustAnotherRandomPersonOnline]

@@dhirensingh8989 Man, this has been an interesting year hasn't it...

[@1337m4n]

@Paulo Paulo covid, race riots, murder hornets, zika-carrying mosquitoes, locust swarms in south Asia, tensions building between India and China... ...did someone accidentally unleash an elder god? That's the only explanation.

[@Beautifulconnyxime]

Dhiren Singh we might get a nuclear winter soon by the way this year’s going

[@FSDRyan]

Truth is kid, there was never a game. Your life was rigged from the start. Im sorry it had to be like this.

[@xerxesthegreat6306]

This was by far one of my favorite videos, rest easy Paul you'll be sorely missed

[@atacstringer8573]

Did something happen to him or did he just stop making videos

[@xerxesthegreat6306]

@@atacstringer8573 Unfortunately, Mitten has passed away as of December 14th 2023

[@atacstringer8573]

@@xerxesthegreat6306 oh wow sad to hear that thank you for the info I guess his memory lives on though because I just came across his Channel

[@Crimzeyyy]

got emotional watching this, first time since the news , you beat me to it

[@lylemoore3827]

I hadn't heard that but that really sucks. I kinda hope his tombstone says this is where the real game begins😂

[@Electric_Bagpipes]

“...or turn them into a pile of cheese.” *Oblivion players:* “Yeah sounds about right.”

[@Myhrrylyth]

Sheogorath: CHEEEESSEE!!!

[@nimblebarrett1259]

FOR EVERYONE!

[@Beardwhip]

Wait... Scratch that. No cheese.

[@somerguy3527]

Electric_Bagpipes the way to beat oblivion is by giving every character constipation

[@the32bitguy]

Morrowind players: Cheese?

[@rock4glory713]

"I slit my hands throat" Makes sense to me

[@kodiakatwood6024]

In Japanese "wrist" literally translates to "hand neck"

[@abugonapugonamugonarug1653]

@Kodiak Atwood nice 👍

[@rock4glory713]

@@kodiakatwood6024 tru

[@itsdamemes2512]

Sorry the likes were at 500 can’t ruin that

[@jellewoort4315]

@@itsdamemes2512 why are you like this.

[@hopper727rs]

8:52 shows the wabbajack perfectly and it made me laugh multiple times as i rewatched it. Enemy at a sliver of health, enemy is now at half health, enemy is now dead after exploding

[@averyvonfrank3282]

All this randomness really makes me want to see a Morrowind no-damage run.

[@bigmclargehuge8219]

That sounds ridiculous

[@Willemdeaprater]

He is saving that one for his planned suicide

[@mystic1029]

Eh, just be a high elf mage with the apprentice star sign at that point. Godly Magicka reserves for spell casting.

[@AnglosArentHuman]

@@bigmclargehuge8219 Which is exactly why he should do it

[@seanhennessy3968]

You'd need a spear or ranged weapon. Otherwise, it's just RNG.

[@Robyamdam]

"Skyrim is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits" spiffing Brit and mitten squad Collab confirmed

[@georgecant-stand-yeh5451]

The biggest crossover in history

[@squarecross7383]

Spiffing Squad? Or… Mitten Brit?

[@zanahernast4071]

@@squarecross7383 Britten Squad please.

[@user-dw5uy3in5j]

@@zanahernast4071 They all sound odd.

[@lordmcsmith]

Squiffing Britten

[@greasygoose1322]

“Named my self Dragonborn to make myself think they are calling me by my name” Smart idea actually

[@KingstonMan]

Did the same thing with Revan in SW:KOTOR. Uhh...spoilers.

[@xutubeify]

I guess when you've played a game for this long you kinda wanna be called your fucking name. 😂😂😂

[@getthegoons]

Honestly with the way people can use ai to make people say shit now there's no reason why they can't say names anymore.

[@CricketsTavern]

In fallout 4 I like to name myself blue if I have piper as a follower

[@DecimusCaesar]

@@getthegoons this game is over a decade old

[@SuperShadowGuard]

Jesus christ, it's Dragon Bourne.

[@zaha4845]

smooth

[@MNewton]

IMMA TAKE DAT.

[@mattynator911]

Can't wait for the idiot that's gonna miss the joke and call you an idiot cause "you misspelled born"

[@yourewallsareveryconvenien8292]

@@mattynator911 im waiting....... patiently

[@villings]

no relation to Jason

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

At this point, I would't be surprised if he beats Skyrim blindfolded and with a guitar hero controller

[@taeveonbarnett4004]

Hey its you

[@sandwichofham3837]

he beat new vegas with a guitar hero controller lol

[@metouma131]

Just Some Guy without a Mustache why do I see ur comments everywhere 😂

[@Sharky2_O]

I swear you are always in the comments

[@stealthyone8282ify]

Only sensa is crazy enough to do that

[@lorddaka1107]

I love how the entire commentary is so fitting for what he is doing, Its like a madman telling tales of him using the mad stick to a young person. Hell, this commentary should be written down in a book and modded into skyrim. The title should be "The last user of the Drunk Squirrel"

[@danielholmes7142]

Honesty I hate his commentary....but I do find a few jokes funny (Though it is rare)

[@persuisixh4804]

@@danielholmes7142this man has the most dry, chilled out, nonsense, hilarious commentary ever. What are you on lol

[@danielholmes7142]

@@persuisixh4804 I just prefer a different style of commentary.

[@ScarletTehFox]

"Because Skyrim is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits." Sounds like someone else.

[@Noshoesalowed]

Reanu keeves

[@larrythehairycherry]

A fellow man of culture. Have some tea brother.

[@Silverwind87]

Howard Todd

[@gabrieltorres7168]

SpittingRussian? No. That doesnt sound right.

[@obsdmitd6807]

The queen approves

[@joshyjj1862]

“A perfectly balanced game with no exploits”? Sounds like someone I know...

[@MonaFlowers__]

Dead head Dude I think he knows spiff

[@In_Thy_Flesh]

oh yes, you have heard of the majesty that is Yorkshire Tea!

[@firstgameingbear1582]

It does

[@theanarchistchinchilla3927]

Same

[@theanarchistchinchilla3927]

He knows the spiffying brit guys yeahhhh

[@Jabadaz]

Its one of my favorite mitten squad videos, unfortunetly we will never ever see Paul’s new challenge video.. Rest in peace, we will never forget you.

[@Nightstick24]

There's something quite hilarious about defeating Alduin, the eater of souls and destroyer of worlds with the lord of cheese and insanity's magic stick of madness. Like Alduin's serious end of days business and sheogorath is cheese.

[@robert_gaming]

sheogorath is, and always will be, the most powerful daedric prince, as jyggalag was before he was turned into him, the only reason the daedra don't fear sheogorath like they did jyggalag is because while he has the same level of power, he doesn't have any reason to actually attack the other daedric prince's realms. it makes perfect (non)sense that his stick of madness would be capable of defeating alduin.

[@Vahisofficial]

@@robert_gaming *Was. He aint Jyggalag anymore.

[@demonintellect9834]

One is an OP dragon and the other is a God. Even if he is an insane god he still is powerful

[@sindurwavesismaturf]

He's arguably one of the most powerful Deadric princes. While the other princes can communicate with mortals only through their shrines and ones like Molag Bal or Mehrunes Dagon had to go through elaborate plans to set foot on Nirn in their true forms, Sheogorath can appear at will. The only other prince who can do that is Nocturnal and she is probably the most powerful Deadric prince there is

[@turnips4375]

@@sindurwavesismaturf can't forget about sanguine, he walks nirn as well.

[@georgehouliaras7239]

Alduin: I am Al-Du-In, Firstborn of Akatosh, I am The Harbinger of this world's destruction, you can't defeat me Dovahkii- Dragonborn: WABBAJACK! *Alduin turns into a chicken* Dragonborn: CHEEEEEESE!

[@moo_shrooms3143]

Using the wabbajack: Fireballs a bandit: *kalm* Turns fox into dremora churl: *panik and run*

[@DarthSidian]

I did something similar, except it was a random bunny, and he transformed into a powerful leveled Daedra warrior. Snuffles the Bunny became Snuffles, Demora Lord of Death and Destruction. I didn't fight him, and instead let him run around with his newfound mega powers.

[@LadyCoyKoi]

@@DarthSidian I can't help to think Monty Pythons' Holy Grail. Tim: "I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well, it's always the same. I always tell them-- "

[@Spadaforza]

I'm not going to lie, I was not prepared for the sentence, "I slit my hand's throat." Not sure why that made me laugh as much as it did, but well played, Sir.

[@Rixxalight]

best line 10 out of 10

[@toxictrillz]

While i was scrolling and listening to this video, i read your comment while he said it 😂

[@treysevy5079]

You cant prepare yourself for what he says

[@thelqualomee1040]

i went down into the comments to look for a comment about it because its just so funny to me

[@ryry5545]

Let it bleed, let it bleed, let it dry out an.. come on who's with me?

[@OrganicDolphin]

"The spell works on dead bodies because this is a Bethesda game" 😂😂

[@yashida1999]

Thank you Todd Howard 😂😂

[@Holesale00]

That logic broke my brain he was SOUL TRAPPING a corpse lmao Bethesda plz 🤣

[@doomcookies]

@@Holesale00 Edit: ~This might not be true. It's been a long time since I played Skyrim.~ Original comment: I guess it's because you get experience for casting the spell, even if it doesn't fill any soul gems, which will only happen if you kill the target. You get experience launching fireballs even if they don't hit anybody.

[@drew2626]

Yashida Kurusagi God bless Tod Howard!

[@nguyenanthinh4364]

@@doomcookies Wait what? Doesn't Destruction skill only gain exp when dealing damage?

[@alexmontoya8296]

Thank you algorithm for re recommending this to me 4 years later. Rest in Peace Paul.

[@jordanbush8915]

You should try a “can you beat fallout 4” with walking being with your mouse and looking being with WASD

[@3m0ji68]

What the fuck am i reading. And why do I love it so much

[@derp9057]

You, beautiful beautiful beautiful human, just gave me another reason to play Fallout 4.

[@eebydeeby03]

You move forward and backward with the little wheel where you can scroll up and down pages.

[@musicman6806]

So...southpaw

[@bitterjames]

@@eebydeeby03 scroll wheel.

[@marlonlee4926]

"A perfectly balanced game with no exploits" -Spiffing Brit & Mitten Squad "it just works" Todd Howard Who would win?

[@Qe2egg]

I don't know, my game crashed and I forgot to save

[@mr.witherhmc9304]

IT JUST WORKS

[@othername5426]

"It's just a perfectly balanced game, and works unexploitedly." - Spiffin' Todd Squad Unexploitedly is a word now, I've decided, and Spiffin' Todd Squad sounds kind of cool.

[@consonance7458]

All Hail King Sir Doctor Reverend Spiff

[@baronofderp719]

For anyone who was wondering, in order to skip the peace council, you have to complete the war between the stormcloaks and the imperials, which takes a LOT longer. So if you are going for efficiency just sit through the peace council

[@-.-...---7]

No

[@nocutlass3711]

yeah i finished the entire civil war questline before completing the main quest so I never did the peace council...

[@getthegoons]

Imagine not returning Skyrim to the Nords first and foremost in a playthrough. Couldn't be me.

[@saddy8022]

no.

[@plaguenplay3516]

​@@getthegoonsI'd do that...as a high elf. I mean, the more riots, the easier it it for the Dominion to whack the provinces. one by one.

[@spencercarter5999]

2:18 “My brother used to get purple and orange mixed up when we were little, probably just a genetic malfunction on top of the dozens of others that plague our bloodline” Jesus Christ Paul

[@dodojesus4529]

Dont worry his genology is quite normal...for the habsburg bloodline

[@nicholasrandall3507]

Purple and orange are the colours Sheogorath wears... Coincidence?

[@Baby_boodle]

That's such a mood honestly

[@emeralddragon5115]

We will probably know what that means at the 1 mil special

[@jonahwilhelm8409]

Aka colorblindness

[@lordhelmchen3154]

Mitten Squad talking about Tsun: "... *her* massive size and impressive *beard* did *him* no favor" Me, looking at Tsun in this video: "Something's wrong, I can feel it."

[@trollverse171]

I was also confused

[@koencagurangan3256]

Plot twist: Tsun is that rare anomaly of a Draugr that is female but spawns with a beard

[@1337m4n]

Tsun is an eternal being and thus mortal concepts such as gender have no meaning to himher.

[@TheAverageOsakerLover]

Imagine being an ancient Nordic hero ready to kill alduin a fearsome world eater just for a dude to come up with a funny looking stick and makes alduin into cheese wheels lmao

[@jamesmayberry78]

"A sword is, of course, *not* the Wabbajack" But how can you be sure? What if one of its random effects is to be a sword?

[@williamcross210]

or you named the sword Wabbajack

[@MightyLeviathan]

Then the Wabbajack would be a sword, but the sword wouldnt be the Wabbajack

[@shaynehughes6645]

Wabbajack wabbajack wabbajack

[@1337m4n]

Swords can be boars can be snores can be floors can be roars can be spores can be yours can be mine.

[@DirkPittNCC1701]

It even does random dmg if you hit it does depending on the sword and the aiming dmg and if you miss it does not

[@josecabusoradavesamuel8986]

5:22 "a static discharge, sloppily ejected from the shaft of my hand, drained the draugr overlord nearly 1/3 of it's total health" -*Mitten Squad*

[@Leeloo-Foxx]

god speed you crazy bastard. gone, but not forgotten.

[@ShroomRPG]

"I tried to do *insert mundane action here*, it crashed the game" If that ain't Skyrim in a nutshell.

[@karen-chu9620]

I tried to yeet a dragon at a bunny with a stick

[@jacobtheurer3425]

I tried to smith a god killer and it crashed.

[@Justlilmonster]

Only if you over-mod it tho

[@ShroomRPG]

@@Justlilmonster we both know that's not true

[@Justlilmonster]

@@ShroomRPG it is true. I have played over 500 hours with almost no mods (maybe one or two very light mods) and glitches are rare occurance

[@pizza160]

“The spell works on dead bodies bc this is a Bethesda game” said so casually but has so much truth to it

[@reallyFrogman]

Mitten: "Because Skyrim is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits" Me: *sips Yorkshire gold*

[@jadenzantslayers6694]

References galore

[@DirtyGeorge]

What

[@jadenzantslayers6694]

@@DirtyGeorge Mitten Squad referenced the Spiffing Brit, another KZbinr

[@Myles45-l2T]

Yes

[@josephcole8808]

"Shrek interrupted my nothing" amazing.

[@vacciniumaugustifolium1420]

Damn I love when I watch a 16min+ video and I read a comment at the exact moment it happen in the vid !

[@koencagurangan3256]

Mitten Squad: *tries beating skyrim with only Wabbajack* Me with wabbajack: hAhA i TuRneD GeNerAl TuLLiUs iNtO a PiLe oF cOinS

[@PlebNC]

*Jsargo peeps around the corner* "You have coin for my wares?"

[@wyattmyers6327]

BLOOD MONEY

[@sethrice9406]

@@PlebNC Oh hello there, Jsargo is trying new things. Tight things.

[@halvarianknight4477]

I sMeLl PeNnIeS!!!!

[@Catnippy]

funniest shit ive ever seen

[@Antichthoon]

May your memory be a blessing, MittenSquad. Rewatching this again in honor of you and this hilarious weapon.

[@georgehall9860]

"Because skyrim is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits" somebodys been watching spiffing brit

[@pyromare4879]

That’s exactly what I thought

[@literalcupoftea6299]

I wonder if he drank Yorkshire Tea before this

[@oddlysuperman3335]

It better of been Yorkshire tea gold

[@Snackattack1018]

Indeed

[@j.d.1291]

I see the team of voluntary interns are present

[@HunterTracks]

"Skyrim is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits" He said it, he said the thing!

[@complimentbotd7232]

Inside jokes are the best

[@robert_gaming]

he said the british tea man words!

[@szarekhthesilentking7043]

That words nearly made my spit my tea!

[@crimsonwolf7248]

*Sips tea* Half expected a brit to jump in at the midpoint of the video, when I least expected it.

[@havelthesock]

He said the REANU KEEVES quote guys! Literally crying rn!!1!!

[@caluminnes579]

“go to dawn star” honestly wonder if anyone’s gone to dawn star for anything else

[@scorpion0498]

Free loot, dumb Daedric dagger quest, leave and never return

[@deadpotatos7077]

ive gone there for another exploit

[@hontzz]

Dark brotherhood sanctuary at the end of the quest line.

[@SoI_Badguy]

Dark Brotherhood questline?

[@xanderdoss5665]

@@scorpion0498 and the Staff of Corruption

[@DJRD555]

I feel bad for watching these videos... They're perfectly documenting mittens decent into madness

[@firstname4097]

descent*, but I agree

[@DJRD555]

Please Suffer maybe I meant decent.. it was a decent level of madness 😅

[@shatteredpov8497]

Mania or Dementia?

[@idkhahahaha]

He’s becoming Sheogorath

[@lamedrawings]

Mitten squad sounds like he plays Russian Roulette before he decides to make these types of videos.

[@Virus_2456]

You mean spin the wheel?

[@Nightweaver1]

@@Virus_2456 If by "wheel" you mean the chamber of a revolver, then yes.

[@harrisonanderson8514]

It always hurts to get a video of Paul’s recommended to me, R.I.P. Paul

[@zacharythomas7167]

I feel like anything he does prior to actually escaping the first sequence doesn't need to count towards his challenges. We know it can be completed non-lethally, so I feel that he should be able to get through that part however he pleases.

[@Cylius.]

It ruins the challenge if you make unnecessary decisions that purposefully contradicts the rules of the challenge... so even if it's tedious you still have to do it... but in this case I'm not really sure if it counts given the circumstances.

[@robertopedrollo521]

Agree

[@princeofrain1428]

@@Cylius. The only way to escape Helgen without combat as far as I know is a series of ridiculous glitches that speedrunners use. Extra speed and jump height and menu glitching to name two.

[@antibull4869]

@@princeofrain1428 you haven’t seen many of his videos then. This is the only challenge ive seen from the dude wherein he uses violence (certainly breaking the rules of the challenge) to get through the beginning.

[@Milkythesquid]

Never did I think I’d hear a Neds Declassified reference here at mitten squad but it’s a welcome surprise for sure

[@Sammie1053]

wait, what was it?

[@saleens66]

Sammie1053 Gordy the janitor at 7:34

[@lyingsauce3586]

The speed he turns around at when the dremora spawns every time is as stunning as the wabbajack in it of its self

[@DeerlordJ]

The wabbajack caused Mitten Squad to become The Spiffing Brit

[@MrDUneven]

By the power of tea! Oh yes.

[@sniperteam08]

Lmao I noticed that too

[@capy-karma186]

Honestly, I think you are Sheogorath's lost demi-god son with how much you love buckets.

[@skycrafter2042]

cheese! my dear!, fill the buckets with cheese!

[@Taschip]

Seeing a Skeever turn into a Dremora is probably the funniest thing I've ever seen.

[@TheoDGoodman]

I like how even though this seemed to be the easiest challenge, it was easily the wittiest video

[@jamesmcdonald3054]

0:08 "Summoning a transparent purple dog is just boring." Until you find the one that explodes!

[@davefromaccounting5209]

there's a fimilar that explodes?

[@demographic8114]

@@davefromaccounting5209 yeah but it's not purple

[@ebbkearney6490]

@@davefromaccounting5209 Yeah, it's the same Colour as a Fire Spell, but explodes when it reaches an enemy. Personally I basically never use it because I have things that do it's Job.

[@alexisg.7312]

@@davefromaccounting5209 just go for the flame thrall

[@AragonBattleBorn]

@@davefromaccounting5209 in just northeast of the place with the Horn that the greybeards want you to get. (ustengrav I think.) it's in an area called High Gate Ruins... the trick is you have to keep the woman in there alive till the end of the dungeon. Also you'll pick up one of the best shouts in the game. Also note that the flaming familiar does not have a range limit and cost very little Magicka.. so you can cast it as far as you want. (it's quite a bit of fun casting this low cost spell over and over again on top of a mountain into a forsworn camp.) ^_^

[@bigunt6861]

RIP Paul, you showed us some great times and made many laugh. I hope this message somehow meets you if there is an afterlife. You were a wonderful person to the world of KZbin.

[@owenmachinecarbine6023]

At this point I think this man could probably beat Skyrim blind

[@oldtimetinfoilhatwearer]

now that would be a challenge. blindfolded with only the sound to tell you what's where

[@jaxpro611]

Hey, that’s a challenge

[@recordingcontrol1776]

Don't give him ideas

[@Gmanunit13vers2]

@@recordingcontrol1776 give him more ideas you mean

[@smokebeereverydangday6945]

"Today i will be removing my eyeballs to beat skyrim blind. However, I have previously beaten skyrim, so it's not really blind until i get a lobotomy and hope that it goes well enough that I don't remember how to play skyrim."

[@luis-ym9bo]

"He rode me to solitude" if only that was true.

[@Waupn6]

You know, this is the first video I’ve seen since he passed. God rest his soul.

[@deto5112]

same

[@vault101dweller6]

Alternative title: can you beat Skyrim so high you can't tell what's real anymore

[@ДмитрийЮдин-ю7я]

Sounds good ngl

[@jackhazardous4008]

Speaking from experience, yes.

[@akechijubeimitsuhide]

Hmmm...spawn in as much skooma as you can carry and drink no other potion.

[@silky_merkin]

Typical Friday night for me

[@gyrhan]

After many years of begging, finally, Paul deigned to grace us with the one true video: The Wabbajack video. We are truly blessed.

[@saturnista5510]

I love how entertaining this video was..... like.... you can tell you are naturally funny and you havent forced the funny, you are a true champion! please dont stop making videos!

[@misteranderbro2328]

"..perfectly balanced game with no exploits." Todd Howard would like a word with you.

[@killingkenny1917]

A Spiffing good time

[@realstreamer.w]

Killing Kenny makes you wonder if he watched the spiffing Brit out of frustration in an attempt to find some exploits to help him

[@joelmoren5049]

*looking up skyrim tutorial* Hello again... Spiff

[@hunterhallengren6509]

Hodd toward has arrived

[@behemothking3114]

The Wabbajack was made with nylon instead of the promised canvas...big mistake.

[@ryoandr]

>be the Dragonborn >be named Dragonborn "CITIZEN"

[@deofoldo]

@corruption_natal some times the person call you citizen I stead of dragonborn

[@gb9884]

Yeah we've all read that comment before

[@sevience1300]

My vids are alot like Mitten Squads vids

[@hyruleprotector6897]

Rest in Peace, Mitten Squad, you were the best

[@othername5426]

"I've always wanted an imaginary fork." Me too, Frederick. Me too.

[@othername5426]

I know his name isn't Frederick.

[@DavePyroRet]

"Help" - Paul at all moments of life

[@whocantexplain]

He’s basically a Beatle at this point.

[@crethe8926]

“The wabbajack is like a drunken squirrel, it just don’t give a ****” -Mitten Squad 2020

[@StephenxTehxLefty]

More like a honey badger on cocaine

[@MasterSpud]

*drunken snail

[@nonnaurbisness3013]

Snail, if he meant squirrel he wasn't even close

[@nanorfewerinlength4920]

"and turned [character] into a mud crab." makes me laugh more than it should

[@harshman6530]

9:28 I lost it. Dear god, Paul, why do you do this to me. XD

[@autisticgod3338]

I started playing Skyrim for the third time a couple months back and I found the true appeal of Skyrim and that is that you can break almost every part or aspect of the game to improve the gameplay infinitely beyond what was intended and I haven't ever had this much fun with a Bethesda game until now.

[@robertobrosful]

Imagine a "Can you beat Skyrim while being drunk?" where we heard more of Drunk Mitten Squad.

[@plarnston]

Can you beat Skyrim while stoned?

[@Loik948]

@@plarnston I did that challenge

[@why9078]

Play doom animal crossing fallout four and Skyrim at the same time

[@jordanjo3329]

mitten : "I fear no man, but that thing *iphone notification sound* it scares me

[@WhuppopotamusYT]

I could never stop watching, you’re missed deeply

[@firockfinion3326]

The Wabbajack: >Supposed to be all about completely random effects. The Wabbajack against dragons: "Damage. Take it or leave it."

[@derekmensch3601]

Idk if it was because of the unofficial patch. But I softlocked skyrim because I turned alduin into a sweetroll and lost him in Sovngard

[@commandercruel8231]

Lmao

[@browncoatkevin]

If you'd eaten him, that would have counted as victory, since he's gone. But they never thought to prevent Essential characters from becoming sweetrolls.

[@AragonBattleBorn]

In the far past... the Wabbajack would make Dragons fly backwards.... or wait that was just a "launch feature" :P

[@tudoralexandru7412]

When you think the legend himself hasnt made a video on skyrim in a while, so you have to re watch one of your favourite videos, and then boom new video

[@opalpersonal]

0:59 this is sending me whats also sending me is the sheer variety of ways mitten can hilariously describe tasks all of us have performed at least 7+ times by now

[@Nathan_Talisien]

I love Mitten for putting themself through hell so many times for my mere entertainment. #SmittenWithMitten

[@twentysixand6228]

"I had a relatively easy time performing a terrorist attack by sneaking my way the party then killing everyone I found" Hello, demonetisation?

[@somedude9309]

He's too good for demonetization, also if you can't handle the divine comedy ya might wanna show yourself the door.

[@caseyb1346]

KZbin: Can you beat Skyrim with only- Me: Yes.

[@gordier6787]

9:53 I slit my hand’s throat

[@MrGeneralissimus]

Ooooooh . He said Filled, I was hearing Failed. "You need a Failed Soul Gem to recharge Wabbajack." Me: Seems legit.

[@fedehagen6801]

Hahahahaa

[@JamesPalylyk]

Rest in peace, buddy.

[@jacobeaton4042]

“If you want to feel like Kurt Cobain after his little magic trick” bruhhhhh 🤣🤣

[@kerosblue5609]

Operation: "Not confuse youtube channels is a go"

[@tmy8711]

You should do a "can you beat fallout 4 with an explosive minigun" yes the weapon is op but farming for a specific legendary is the fever dream of a real masochist

[@cyclone327]

I'd love to see you do can you beat series with Dragon's Dogma. That might be a game you would possibly enjoy.

[@BaiZoo]

3:49 can we just take a moment to admire that sky really quickly? Absolutely stunning.

[@Supertramp133]

"I also instigated a Civil War by turning one of them into a mud crab which must've been a phobia of one of the others because all hell broke loose." 😂😂😂

[@zalix5626]

"Imagine getting defeated by a stick" - The world eater. Edit : this comment is edited because missing a few words

[@AzureKite]

you accidentally a word

[@BP9000]

@@AzureKite you accidentally word

[@eubertcarlandreid.entero1870]

What? "You accidentally a word" & "You accidentally word" what?!?

[@zalix5626]

@@eubertcarlandreid.entero1870 my mortal arse didn't understand, they must be some kinda next gen living being.

[@aidankeogh9994]

"This post was made by Dragon Gang"

[@ConTorem]

Naming yourself Dragonborn is actually pretty neat, so when people address you they technically call you by "name" and that is pretty *E P I C*

[@LilyyMuu]

7:32 I'm glad someone else remembered to honor Gordy's legacy

[@Xieryo]

Like a petty soul gem filled with rabbit, Mitten puts a part of himself into each of these videos. You can tell because of how it is.

[@logan5804]

Walk blindfolded from Goodsprings to The Strip

[@greasythegreaser1825]

That's a great idea lets harass him on his ratatouille fan club discord

[@dyliamvonkillsu]

Lmao. I don't watch many of your videos, but i love the sheer amount of chaos you added to the dialog. It fits so well with the wobbajack. "Probably gonna say that other guy" "Swag souls?" "Projared" "Oof aiight."

[@consonance7458]

“Because Skyrim is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits” Hail King Sir Doctor Reverend Spiff!

[@kayplaya86]

@Wesley Kitzman Same

[@TKNinja37]

6:15 -- Paul: "...until you find all the--what's the right word?" Me: Thingers? Paul : "Gubbins." Me: Ok fair, second guess

[@skibur848]

Wait he has a name???

[@vaehlinYT]

@@skibur848 he says it in the video, in the last 3 seconds. He says it in every video.

[@slkgfj]

Why can I locate more of 'Drunk Mitten Squad' quotes? They sound... Interesting.

[@wesleytownsend8214]

Not sure about some of those “ I am; if not: lazy impatient etc etc....” Man I just want to be sure this self loathing is all in fun and humor cause and I feel I can safely speak for most by disagree with the nasally thing. I think you have a unique and realistic voice. Look..., I’m sixty something and I’ve been mistaken for my wife on the phone sooooo many times that it’s just a normal routine to be called .... everyone think it’s hilarious because they say it’s just my phone voice that makes me sound like a female.... anyway you might think you sound like that to yourself but I think you are a great YT personality otherwise I wouldn’t waste my time watching this content. But it’s great and your voice is perfect for this. You have accomplished more with this channel than most creator’s would ever hope to. Much respect for many many excellent hours of entertainment watching this highly addicting content. I wish good health and all the best to you and yours!

[@johnnyrayh5858]

Haha, I have a nasally voice too. there’s been times I’ve been self conscious, but I have to say when he called himself out I thought it was cool. Empowering

[@haleymansfield6635]

This comment is really sweet.

[@MrCassgaming]

Ah a rather Spiffing reference!

[@In_Thy_Flesh]

perfectly balanced!

[@averygarrett9716]

"Take all the, what's the word...gubbins" Ah, I see someone watches Achievement Hunter.

[@filypefx]

"wait but that is cheating..." if its inside the game and can be done with some "effort" then its legit business