Who will win? An ancient primordial evil who is hellbent on destroying the world or one nasaly boi with a stick.
@meerkatman22894 жыл бұрын
*Shtick
@Blandy85214 жыл бұрын
*tells the primordial evil that the stick was made by sheogorath*
@mortache4 жыл бұрын
Alduin is barely evil though. Why wouldn't a powerful being enslave others? We do it all the time.
@trg69114 жыл бұрын
mortaché de muerte philosophy isn’t really the discussion topic to be had on a gaming channel’s comment section though
@aquarius52644 жыл бұрын
lol nasaly boi gotem
@skeltonslay8er7814 жыл бұрын
I feel like when a staff runs out of charge, it should still be able to be used as a club
@societalrogue29744 жыл бұрын
Well I mean it being able to be used as a club would be in character for it
@Big_finnerz4 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@Truck-kun6534 жыл бұрын
Yes but at the time Bethesda hadn't figured out the complex coding algorithm to melee with a ranged weapon fully yet.
@troll32964 жыл бұрын
You can if you have Combat Gameplay Overhaul.
@Torthrodhel4 жыл бұрын
You can use a staff as a club... sorta. But it has to be completely unenchanted, and in your left hand, and you have to have nothing in your right hand. Then you can two-handed shield-bash with it, which looks like whacking someone with your club (press attack while holding block). Obviously wouldn't work with the Wabbajack, since that's enchanted to start with. Should work when something runs out of charge... but doesn't. Should actually work regardless of charge... but doesn't. It's weirdly specific.
@xerxesthegreat630611 ай бұрын
This was by far one of my favorite videos, rest easy Paul you'll be sorely missed
@atacstringer857311 ай бұрын
Did something happen to him or did he just stop making videos
@xerxesthegreat630611 ай бұрын
@@atacstringer8573 Unfortunately, Mitten has passed away as of December 14th 2023
@atacstringer857311 ай бұрын
@@xerxesthegreat6306 oh wow sad to hear that thank you for the info I guess his memory lives on though because I just came across his Channel
@Crimzeyyy11 ай бұрын
got emotional watching this, first time since the news , you beat me to it
@lylemoore38273 күн бұрын
I hadn't heard that but that really sucks. I kinda hope his tombstone says this is where the real game begins😂
@unusualtune83284 жыл бұрын
I once turned a draugr death Lord into a sweetroll and then ate him.
@jinn84654 жыл бұрын
Now that's just insult to injury. Lmao.
@vahdoom4 жыл бұрын
Tasted a bit dry I'd imagine
@CeNoPlays4 жыл бұрын
I call that crispy crunch!
@compositebow1514 жыл бұрын
Sick bastard
@Hollogodis4 жыл бұрын
And then the spell weared off and ur body exploded
@Undergroundtec4 жыл бұрын
"After I took his fork. I always wanted a imaginary fork." If that's your first thought when entering the realm of Madness, then you're in the right place.
@lunyxappocalypse70714 жыл бұрын
It should have been a spoon!
@lavonnegreene89114 жыл бұрын
@@lunyxappocalypse7071 but forks are better
@chriscornett19954 жыл бұрын
Spork master race
@myles38563 жыл бұрын
Truegt
@mr.witherhmc93043 жыл бұрын
A true follower of sheogorath
@hopper727rs4 жыл бұрын
8:52 shows the wabbajack perfectly and it made me laugh multiple times as i rewatched it. Enemy at a sliver of health, enemy is now at half health, enemy is now dead after exploding
@rock4glory7134 жыл бұрын
"I slit my hands throat" Makes sense to me
@kodiakatwood60244 жыл бұрын
In Japanese "wrist" literally translates to "hand neck"
@abugonapugonamugonarug16534 жыл бұрын
@Kodiak Atwood nice 👍
@rock4glory7134 жыл бұрын
@@kodiakatwood6024 tru
@itsdamemes25124 жыл бұрын
Sorry the likes were at 500 can’t ruin that
@jellewoort43154 жыл бұрын
@@itsdamemes2512 why are you like this.
@AlanatorTheGreat4 жыл бұрын
"So I failed the challenge before it ever really began." Truth is, the game was rigged from the start.
@dhirensingh89894 жыл бұрын
2020 almost makes me wish for a nuclear winter.
@JustAnotherRandomPersonOnline4 жыл бұрын
@@dhirensingh8989 Man, this has been an interesting year hasn't it...
@1337m4n4 жыл бұрын
@Paulo Paulo covid, race riots, murder hornets, zika-carrying mosquitoes, locust swarms in south Asia, tensions building between India and China... ...did someone accidentally unleash an elder god? That's the only explanation.
@Beautifulconnyxime4 жыл бұрын
Dhiren Singh we might get a nuclear winter soon by the way this year’s going
@FSDRyan4 жыл бұрын
Truth is kid, there was never a game. Your life was rigged from the start. Im sorry it had to be like this.
@lorddaka11074 жыл бұрын
I love how the entire commentary is so fitting for what he is doing, Its like a madman telling tales of him using the mad stick to a young person. Hell, this commentary should be written down in a book and modded into skyrim. The title should be "The last user of the Drunk Squirrel"
@danielholmes71423 жыл бұрын
Honesty I hate his commentary....but I do find a few jokes funny (Though it is rare)
@persuisixh4804 Жыл бұрын
@@danielholmes7142this man has the most dry, chilled out, nonsense, hilarious commentary ever. What are you on lol
@danielholmes7142 Жыл бұрын
@@persuisixh4804 I just prefer a different style of commentary.
@Electric_Bagpipes4 жыл бұрын
“...or turn them into a pile of cheese.” *Oblivion players:* “Yeah sounds about right.”
@Myhrrylyth4 жыл бұрын
Sheogorath: CHEEEESSEE!!!
@nimblebarrett12594 жыл бұрын
FOR EVERYONE!
@Beardwhip4 жыл бұрын
Wait... Scratch that. No cheese.
@somerguy35274 жыл бұрын
Electric_Bagpipes the way to beat oblivion is by giving every character constipation
@the32bitguy4 жыл бұрын
Morrowind players: Cheese?
@averyvonfrank32824 жыл бұрын
All this randomness really makes me want to see a Morrowind no-damage run.
@bigmclargehuge82194 жыл бұрын
That sounds ridiculous
@Willemdeaprater4 жыл бұрын
He is saving that one for his planned suicide
@mystic10294 жыл бұрын
Eh, just be a high elf mage with the apprentice star sign at that point. Godly Magicka reserves for spell casting.
@AnglosArentHuman4 жыл бұрын
@@bigmclargehuge8219 Which is exactly why he should do it
@seanhennessy39684 жыл бұрын
You'd need a spear or ranged weapon. Otherwise, it's just RNG.
@greasygoose13223 жыл бұрын
“Named my self Dragonborn to make myself think they are calling me by my name” Smart idea actually
@KingstonMan3 жыл бұрын
Did the same thing with Revan in SW:KOTOR. Uhh...spoilers.
@xutubeify3 жыл бұрын
I guess when you've played a game for this long you kinda wanna be called your fucking name. 😂😂😂
@getthegoons3 жыл бұрын
Honestly with the way people can use ai to make people say shit now there's no reason why they can't say names anymore.
@CricketsTavern2 жыл бұрын
In fallout 4 I like to name myself blue if I have piper as a follower
@DecimusCaesar2 жыл бұрын
@@getthegoons this game is over a decade old
@Robyamdam4 жыл бұрын
"Skyrim is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits" spiffing Brit and mitten squad Collab confirmed
@georgecant-stand-yeh54514 жыл бұрын
The biggest crossover in history
@squarecross73834 жыл бұрын
Spiffing Squad? Or… Mitten Brit?
@zanahernast40714 жыл бұрын
@@squarecross7383 Britten Squad please.
@user-dw5uy3in5j4 жыл бұрын
@@zanahernast4071 They all sound odd.
@lordmcsmith4 жыл бұрын
Squiffing Britten
@SuperShadowGuard4 жыл бұрын
Jesus christ, it's Dragon Bourne.
@zaha48454 жыл бұрын
smooth
@MNewton4 жыл бұрын
IMMA TAKE DAT.
@mattynator9114 жыл бұрын
Can't wait for the idiot that's gonna miss the joke and call you an idiot cause "you misspelled born"
@yourewallsareveryconvenien82924 жыл бұрын
@@mattynator911 im waiting....... patiently
@villings4 жыл бұрын
no relation to Jason
@Jabadaz11 ай бұрын
Its one of my favorite mitten squad videos, unfortunetly we will never ever see Paul’s new challenge video.. Rest in peace, we will never forget you.
@joshyjj18624 жыл бұрын
“A perfectly balanced game with no exploits”? Sounds like someone I know...
@MonaFlowers__4 жыл бұрын
Dead head Dude I think he knows spiff
@In_Thy_Flesh4 жыл бұрын
oh yes, you have heard of the majesty that is Yorkshire Tea!
@firstgameingbear15824 жыл бұрын
It does
@theanarchistchinchilla39274 жыл бұрын
Same
@theanarchistchinchilla39274 жыл бұрын
He knows the spiffying brit guys yeahhhh
@georgehouliaras72394 жыл бұрын
Alduin: I am Al-Du-In, Firstborn of Akatosh, I am The Harbinger of this world's destruction, you can't defeat me Dovahkii- Dragonborn: WABBAJACK! *Alduin turns into a chicken* Dragonborn: CHEEEEEESE!
@baronofderp7194 жыл бұрын
For anyone who was wondering, in order to skip the peace council, you have to complete the war between the stormcloaks and the imperials, which takes a LOT longer. So if you are going for efficiency just sit through the peace council
@-.-...---74 жыл бұрын
No
@nocutlass37114 жыл бұрын
yeah i finished the entire civil war questline before completing the main quest so I never did the peace council...
@getthegoons3 жыл бұрын
Imagine not returning Skyrim to the Nords first and foremost in a playthrough. Couldn't be me.
@saddy80223 жыл бұрын
no.
@plaguenplay35163 ай бұрын
@@getthegoonsI'd do that...as a high elf. I mean, the more riots, the easier it it for the Dominion to whack the provinces. one by one.
@Nightstick244 жыл бұрын
There's something quite hilarious about defeating Alduin, the eater of souls and destroyer of worlds with the lord of cheese and insanity's magic stick of madness. Like Alduin's serious end of days business and sheogorath is cheese.
@robert_gaming4 жыл бұрын
sheogorath is, and always will be, the most powerful daedric prince, as jyggalag was before he was turned into him, the only reason the daedra don't fear sheogorath like they did jyggalag is because while he has the same level of power, he doesn't have any reason to actually attack the other daedric prince's realms. it makes perfect (non)sense that his stick of madness would be capable of defeating alduin.
@VahisMX4 жыл бұрын
@@robert_gaming *Was. He aint Jyggalag anymore.
@demonintellect98344 жыл бұрын
One is an OP dragon and the other is a God. Even if he is an insane god he still is powerful
@sindurwavesismaturf4 жыл бұрын
He's arguably one of the most powerful Deadric princes. While the other princes can communicate with mortals only through their shrines and ones like Molag Bal or Mehrunes Dagon had to go through elaborate plans to set foot on Nirn in their true forms, Sheogorath can appear at will. The only other prince who can do that is Nocturnal and she is probably the most powerful Deadric prince there is
@turnips43754 жыл бұрын
@@sindurwavesismaturf can't forget about sanguine, he walks nirn as well.
@Spadaforza4 жыл бұрын
I'm not going to lie, I was not prepared for the sentence, "I slit my hand's throat." Not sure why that made me laugh as much as it did, but well played, Sir.
@Rixxalight4 жыл бұрын
best line 10 out of 10
@toxictrillz4 жыл бұрын
While i was scrolling and listening to this video, i read your comment while he said it 😂
@treysevy50794 жыл бұрын
You cant prepare yourself for what he says
@thelqualomee10404 жыл бұрын
i went down into the comments to look for a comment about it because its just so funny to me
@ryry55454 жыл бұрын
Let it bleed, let it bleed, let it dry out an.. come on who's with me?
@moo_shrooms31434 жыл бұрын
Using the wabbajack: Fireballs a bandit: *kalm* Turns fox into dremora churl: *panik and run*
@DarthSidian3 жыл бұрын
I did something similar, except it was a random bunny, and he transformed into a powerful leveled Daedra warrior. Snuffles the Bunny became Snuffles, Demora Lord of Death and Destruction. I didn't fight him, and instead let him run around with his newfound mega powers.
@LadyCoyKoi3 жыл бұрын
@@DarthSidian I can't help to think Monty Pythons' Holy Grail. Tim: "I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well, it's always the same. I always tell them-- "
@ScarletTehFox4 жыл бұрын
"Because Skyrim is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits." Sounds like someone else.
@Noshoesalowed4 жыл бұрын
Reanu keeves
@larrythehairycherry4 жыл бұрын
A fellow man of culture. Have some tea brother.
@Silverwind874 жыл бұрын
Howard Todd
@gabrieltorres71684 жыл бұрын
SpittingRussian? No. That doesnt sound right.
@obsdmitd68074 жыл бұрын
The queen approves
@marlonlee49264 жыл бұрын
"A perfectly balanced game with no exploits" -Spiffing Brit & Mitten Squad "it just works" Todd Howard Who would win?
@Qe2egg4 жыл бұрын
I don't know, my game crashed and I forgot to save
@mr.witherhmc93044 жыл бұрын
IT JUST WORKS
@othername54264 жыл бұрын
"It's just a perfectly balanced game, and works unexploitedly." - Spiffin' Todd Squad Unexploitedly is a word now, I've decided, and Spiffin' Todd Squad sounds kind of cool.
@consonance74584 жыл бұрын
All Hail King Sir Doctor Reverend Spiff
@alexmontoya82964 ай бұрын
Thank you algorithm for re recommending this to me 4 years later. Rest in Peace Paul.
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache4 жыл бұрын
At this point, I would't be surprised if he beats Skyrim blindfolded and with a guitar hero controller
@taeveonbarnett40044 жыл бұрын
Hey its you
@sandwichofham38374 жыл бұрын
he beat new vegas with a guitar hero controller lol
@metouma1314 жыл бұрын
Just Some Guy without a Mustache why do I see ur comments everywhere 😂
@Sharky2_O4 жыл бұрын
I swear you are always in the comments
@stealthyone8282ify4 жыл бұрын
Only sensa is crazy enough to do that
@jordanbush89154 жыл бұрын
You should try a “can you beat fallout 4” with walking being with your mouse and looking being with WASD
@3m0ji684 жыл бұрын
What the fuck am i reading. And why do I love it so much
@derp90574 жыл бұрын
You, beautiful beautiful beautiful human, just gave me another reason to play Fallout 4.
@eebydeeby034 жыл бұрын
You move forward and backward with the little wheel where you can scroll up and down pages.
@musicman68064 жыл бұрын
So...southpaw
@bitterjames4 жыл бұрын
@@eebydeeby03 scroll wheel.
@TheAverageOsakerLover3 жыл бұрын
Imagine being an ancient Nordic hero ready to kill alduin a fearsome world eater just for a dude to come up with a funny looking stick and makes alduin into cheese wheels lmao
@spencercarter59994 жыл бұрын
2:18 “My brother used to get purple and orange mixed up when we were little, probably just a genetic malfunction on top of the dozens of others that plague our bloodline” Jesus Christ Paul
@dodojesus45294 жыл бұрын
Dont worry his genology is quite normal...for the habsburg bloodline
@nicholasrandall35074 жыл бұрын
Purple and orange are the colours Sheogorath wears... Coincidence?
@Baby_boodle4 жыл бұрын
That's such a mood honestly
@emeralddragon51154 жыл бұрын
We will probably know what that means at the 1 mil special
@jonahwilhelm84094 жыл бұрын
Aka colorblindness
@jamesmayberry784 жыл бұрын
"A sword is, of course, *not* the Wabbajack" But how can you be sure? What if one of its random effects is to be a sword?
@williamcross2104 жыл бұрын
or you named the sword Wabbajack
@MightyLeviathan4 жыл бұрын
Then the Wabbajack would be a sword, but the sword wouldnt be the Wabbajack
@shaynehughes66454 жыл бұрын
Wabbajack wabbajack wabbajack
@1337m4n4 жыл бұрын
Swords can be boars can be snores can be floors can be roars can be spores can be yours can be mine.
@DirkPittNCC17014 жыл бұрын
It even does random dmg if you hit it does depending on the sword and the aiming dmg and if you miss it does not
@lyingsauce35864 жыл бұрын
The speed he turns around at when the dremora spawns every time is as stunning as the wabbajack in it of its self
@josecabusoradavesamuel89864 жыл бұрын
5:22 "a static discharge, sloppily ejected from the shaft of my hand, drained the draugr overlord nearly 1/3 of it's total health" -*Mitten Squad*
@DJRD5554 жыл бұрын
I feel bad for watching these videos... They're perfectly documenting mittens decent into madness
@firstname40974 жыл бұрын
descent*, but I agree
@DJRD5554 жыл бұрын
Please Suffer maybe I meant decent.. it was a decent level of madness 😅
@shatteredpov84974 жыл бұрын
Mania or Dementia?
@idkhahahaha4 жыл бұрын
He’s becoming Sheogorath
@reallyFrogman4 жыл бұрын
Mitten: "Because Skyrim is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits" Me: *sips Yorkshire gold*
@jadenzantslayers66944 жыл бұрын
References galore
@DirtyGeorge4 жыл бұрын
What
@jadenzantslayers66944 жыл бұрын
@@DirtyGeorge Mitten Squad referenced the Spiffing Brit, another KZbinr
@myles38563 жыл бұрын
Yes
@OrganicDolphin4 жыл бұрын
"The spell works on dead bodies because this is a Bethesda game" 😂😂
@yashida19994 жыл бұрын
Thank you Todd Howard 😂😂
@Holesale004 жыл бұрын
That logic broke my brain he was SOUL TRAPPING a corpse lmao Bethesda plz 🤣
@doomcookies4 жыл бұрын
@@Holesale00 Edit: ~This might not be true. It's been a long time since I played Skyrim.~ Original comment: I guess it's because you get experience for casting the spell, even if it doesn't fill any soul gems, which will only happen if you kill the target. You get experience launching fireballs even if they don't hit anybody.
@drew26264 жыл бұрын
Yashida Kurusagi God bless Tod Howard!
@nguyenanthinh43644 жыл бұрын
@@doomcookies Wait what? Doesn't Destruction skill only gain exp when dealing damage?
@zacharythomas71674 жыл бұрын
I feel like anything he does prior to actually escaping the first sequence doesn't need to count towards his challenges. We know it can be completed non-lethally, so I feel that he should be able to get through that part however he pleases.
@Cylius.4 жыл бұрын
It ruins the challenge if you make unnecessary decisions that purposefully contradicts the rules of the challenge... so even if it's tedious you still have to do it... but in this case I'm not really sure if it counts given the circumstances.
@robertopedrollo5213 жыл бұрын
Agree
@princeofrain14282 жыл бұрын
@@Cylius. The only way to escape Helgen without combat as far as I know is a series of ridiculous glitches that speedrunners use. Extra speed and jump height and menu glitching to name two.
@antibull48692 жыл бұрын
@@princeofrain1428 you haven’t seen many of his videos then. This is the only challenge ive seen from the dude wherein he uses violence (certainly breaking the rules of the challenge) to get through the beginning.
@Leeloo-Foxx4 ай бұрын
god speed you crazy bastard. gone, but not forgotten.
@pizza1604 жыл бұрын
“The spell works on dead bodies bc this is a Bethesda game” said so casually but has so much truth to it
@TheoDGoodman4 жыл бұрын
I like how even though this seemed to be the easiest challenge, it was easily the wittiest video
@harrisonanderson851410 ай бұрын
It always hurts to get a video of Paul’s recommended to me, R.I.P. Paul
@ShroomRPG4 жыл бұрын
"I tried to do *insert mundane action here*, it crashed the game" If that ain't Skyrim in a nutshell.
@karen-chu96204 жыл бұрын
I tried to yeet a dragon at a bunny with a stick
@jacobtheurer34254 жыл бұрын
I tried to smith a god killer and it crashed.
@Justlilmonster4 жыл бұрын
Only if you over-mod it tho
@ShroomRPG4 жыл бұрын
@@Justlilmonster we both know that's not true
@Justlilmonster4 жыл бұрын
@@ShroomRPG it is true. I have played over 500 hours with almost no mods (maybe one or two very light mods) and glitches are rare occurance
@lordhelmchen31544 жыл бұрын
Mitten Squad talking about Tsun: "... *her* massive size and impressive *beard* did *him* no favor" Me, looking at Tsun in this video: "Something's wrong, I can feel it."
@trollverse1714 жыл бұрын
I was also confused
@koencagurangan32564 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: Tsun is that rare anomaly of a Draugr that is female but spawns with a beard
@1337m4n4 жыл бұрын
Tsun is an eternal being and thus mortal concepts such as gender have no meaning to himher.
@caluminnes5794 жыл бұрын
“go to dawn star” honestly wonder if anyone’s gone to dawn star for anything else
@scorpion04983 жыл бұрын
Free loot, dumb Daedric dagger quest, leave and never return
@deadpotatos70773 жыл бұрын
ive gone there for another exploit
@hontzz3 жыл бұрын
Dark brotherhood sanctuary at the end of the quest line.
@SoI_Badguy3 жыл бұрын
Dark Brotherhood questline?
@xanderdoss56653 жыл бұрын
@@scorpion0498 and the Staff of Corruption
@josephcole88084 жыл бұрын
"Shrek interrupted my nothing" amazing.
@vacciniumaugustifolium14204 жыл бұрын
Damn I love when I watch a 16min+ video and I read a comment at the exact moment it happen in the vid !
@Milkythesquid4 жыл бұрын
Never did I think I’d hear a Neds Declassified reference here at mitten squad but it’s a welcome surprise for sure
@Sammie10534 жыл бұрын
wait, what was it?
@saleens664 жыл бұрын
Sammie1053 Gordy the janitor at 7:34
@Antichthoon8 ай бұрын
May your memory be a blessing, MittenSquad. Rewatching this again in honor of you and this hilarious weapon.
@capy-karma1864 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I think you are Sheogorath's lost demi-god son with how much you love buckets.
@skycrafter20424 жыл бұрын
cheese! my dear!, fill the buckets with cheese!
@DeerlordJ4 жыл бұрын
The wabbajack caused Mitten Squad to become The Spiffing Brit
@MrDUneven4 жыл бұрын
By the power of tea! Oh yes.
@sniperteam084 жыл бұрын
Lmao I noticed that too
@Taschip3 жыл бұрын
Seeing a Skeever turn into a Dremora is probably the funniest thing I've ever seen.
@lamedrawings4 жыл бұрын
Mitten squad sounds like he plays Russian Roulette before he decides to make these types of videos.
@Virus_24564 жыл бұрын
You mean spin the wheel?
@Nightweaver14 жыл бұрын
@@Virus_2456 If by "wheel" you mean the chamber of a revolver, then yes.
@luis-ym9bo4 жыл бұрын
"He rode me to solitude" if only that was true.
@saturnista55102 жыл бұрын
I love how entertaining this video was..... like.... you can tell you are naturally funny and you havent forced the funny, you are a true champion! please dont stop making videos!
@gyrhan4 жыл бұрын
After many years of begging, finally, Paul deigned to grace us with the one true video: The Wabbajack video. We are truly blessed.
@nanorfewerinlength49204 жыл бұрын
"and turned [character] into a mud crab." makes me laugh more than it should
@autisticgod33382 жыл бұрын
I started playing Skyrim for the third time a couple months back and I found the true appeal of Skyrim and that is that you can break almost every part or aspect of the game to improve the gameplay infinitely beyond what was intended and I haven't ever had this much fun with a Bethesda game until now.
@HunterTracks4 жыл бұрын
"Skyrim is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits" He said it, he said the thing!
@complimentbotd72324 жыл бұрын
Inside jokes are the best
@robert_gaming4 жыл бұрын
he said the british tea man words!
@szarekhthesilentking70434 жыл бұрын
That words nearly made my spit my tea!
@crimsonwolf72484 жыл бұрын
*Sips tea* Half expected a brit to jump in at the midpoint of the video, when I least expected it.
@havelthesock4 жыл бұрын
He said the REANU KEEVES quote guys! Literally crying rn!!1!!
@koencagurangan32564 жыл бұрын
Mitten Squad: *tries beating skyrim with only Wabbajack* Me with wabbajack: hAhA i TuRneD GeNerAl TuLLiUs iNtO a PiLe oF cOinS
@PlebNC4 жыл бұрын
*Jsargo peeps around the corner* "You have coin for my wares?"
@wyattmyers63274 жыл бұрын
BLOOD MONEY
@sethrice94064 жыл бұрын
@@PlebNC Oh hello there, Jsargo is trying new things. Tight things.
@halvarianknight44774 жыл бұрын
I sMeLl PeNnIeS!!!!
@Catnippy4 жыл бұрын
funniest shit ive ever seen
@Waupn66 ай бұрын
You know, this is the first video I’ve seen since he passed. God rest his soul.
@deto51126 ай бұрын
same
@georgehall98604 жыл бұрын
"Because skyrim is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits" somebodys been watching spiffing brit
@pyromare48794 жыл бұрын
That’s exactly what I thought
@literalcupoftea62994 жыл бұрын
I wonder if he drank Yorkshire Tea before this
@oddlysuperman33354 жыл бұрын
It better of been Yorkshire tea gold
@Snackattack10184 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@j.d.12914 жыл бұрын
I see the team of voluntary interns are present
@DavePyroRet4 жыл бұрын
"Help" - Paul at all moments of life
@whocantexplain4 жыл бұрын
He’s basically a Beatle at this point.
@opalpersonal4 жыл бұрын
0:59 this is sending me whats also sending me is the sheer variety of ways mitten can hilariously describe tasks all of us have performed at least 7+ times by now
@misteranderbro23284 жыл бұрын
"..perfectly balanced game with no exploits." Todd Howard would like a word with you.
@killingkenny19174 жыл бұрын
A Spiffing good time
@beairmann4 жыл бұрын
Killing Kenny makes you wonder if he watched the spiffing Brit out of frustration in an attempt to find some exploits to help him
@joelmoren50494 жыл бұрын
*looking up skyrim tutorial* Hello again... Spiff
@hunterhallengren65094 жыл бұрын
Hodd toward has arrived
@behemothking31144 жыл бұрын
The Wabbajack was made with nylon instead of the promised canvas...big mistake.
@jamesmcdonald30544 жыл бұрын
0:08 "Summoning a transparent purple dog is just boring." Until you find the one that explodes!
@davefromaccounting52094 жыл бұрын
there's a fimilar that explodes?
@demographic81144 жыл бұрын
@@davefromaccounting5209 yeah but it's not purple
@ebbkearney64904 жыл бұрын
@@davefromaccounting5209 Yeah, it's the same Colour as a Fire Spell, but explodes when it reaches an enemy. Personally I basically never use it because I have things that do it's Job.
@alexisg.73124 жыл бұрын
@@davefromaccounting5209 just go for the flame thrall
@AragonBattleBorn4 жыл бұрын
@@davefromaccounting5209 in just northeast of the place with the Horn that the greybeards want you to get. (ustengrav I think.) it's in an area called High Gate Ruins... the trick is you have to keep the woman in there alive till the end of the dungeon. Also you'll pick up one of the best shouts in the game. Also note that the flaming familiar does not have a range limit and cost very little Magicka.. so you can cast it as far as you want. (it's quite a bit of fun casting this low cost spell over and over again on top of a mountain into a forsworn camp.) ^_^
@JamesPalylyk11 ай бұрын
Rest in peace, buddy.
@owenmachinecarbine60234 жыл бұрын
At this point I think this man could probably beat Skyrim blind
@oldtimetinfoilhatwearer4 жыл бұрын
now that would be a challenge. blindfolded with only the sound to tell you what's where
@jaxpro6114 жыл бұрын
Hey, that’s a challenge
@recordingcontrol17764 жыл бұрын
Don't give him ideas
@Gmanunit13vers24 жыл бұрын
@@recordingcontrol1776 give him more ideas you mean
@smokebeereverydangday69454 жыл бұрын
"Today i will be removing my eyeballs to beat skyrim blind. However, I have previously beaten skyrim, so it's not really blind until i get a lobotomy and hope that it goes well enough that I don't remember how to play skyrim."
@othername54264 жыл бұрын
"I've always wanted an imaginary fork." Me too, Frederick. Me too.
@othername54264 жыл бұрын
I know his name isn't Frederick.
@lilymuu4 жыл бұрын
7:32 I'm glad someone else remembered to honor Gordy's legacy
@jordanjo33294 жыл бұрын
mitten : "I fear no man, but that thing *iphone notification sound* it scares me
@ryoandr4 жыл бұрын
>be the Dragonborn >be named Dragonborn "CITIZEN"
@deofoldo4 жыл бұрын
@corruption_natal some times the person call you citizen I stead of dragonborn
@gb98844 жыл бұрын
Yeah we've all read that comment before
@sevience13004 жыл бұрын
My vids are alot like Mitten Squads vids
@bigunt68613 ай бұрын
RIP Paul, you showed us some great times and made many laugh. I hope this message somehow meets you if there is an afterlife. You were a wonderful person to the world of KZbin.
@vault101dweller64 жыл бұрын
Alternative title: can you beat Skyrim so high you can't tell what's real anymore
@ДмитрийЮдин-ю7я4 жыл бұрын
Sounds good ngl
@jackhazardous40084 жыл бұрын
Speaking from experience, yes.
@akechijubeimitsuhide4 жыл бұрын
Hmmm...spawn in as much skooma as you can carry and drink no other potion.
@silky_merkin4 жыл бұрын
Typical Friday night for me
@tudoralexandru74124 жыл бұрын
When you think the legend himself hasnt made a video on skyrim in a while, so you have to re watch one of your favourite videos, and then boom new video
@crethe89264 жыл бұрын
“The wabbajack is like a drunken squirrel, it just don’t give a ****” -Mitten Squad 2020
@StephenxTehxLefty4 жыл бұрын
More like a honey badger on cocaine
@MasterSpud4 жыл бұрын
*drunken snail
@nonnaurbisness30133 жыл бұрын
Snail, if he meant squirrel he wasn't even close
@Nathan_Talisien4 жыл бұрын
I love Mitten for putting themself through hell so many times for my mere entertainment. #SmittenWithMitten
@harshman65304 жыл бұрын
9:28 I lost it. Dear god, Paul, why do you do this to me. XD
@RossCleveland4211 ай бұрын
KZbin has been suggesting your videos again to me. Miss you my dude, hope you’re out there happy somewhere.
@Morgan_Rt11 ай бұрын
I'm sorry to tell you but he's passed away. December 14
@RossCleveland4211 ай бұрын
Yep, saw that earlier this week. Fitting, but sad.@@Morgan_Rt
@BaiZoo4 жыл бұрын
3:49 can we just take a moment to admire that sky really quickly? Absolutely stunning.
@robertobrosful4 жыл бұрын
Imagine a "Can you beat Skyrim while being drunk?" where we heard more of Drunk Mitten Squad.
@plarnston4 жыл бұрын
Can you beat Skyrim while stoned?
@Loik9484 жыл бұрын
@@plarnston I did that challenge
@why90784 жыл бұрын
Play doom animal crossing fallout four and Skyrim at the same time
@slkgfj4 жыл бұрын
Why can I locate more of 'Drunk Mitten Squad' quotes? They sound... Interesting.
@cyclone3274 жыл бұрын
I'd love to see you do can you beat series with Dragon's Dogma. That might be a game you would possibly enjoy.
@firockfinion33264 жыл бұрын
The Wabbajack: >Supposed to be all about completely random effects. The Wabbajack against dragons: "Damage. Take it or leave it."
@derekmensch36014 жыл бұрын
Idk if it was because of the unofficial patch. But I softlocked skyrim because I turned alduin into a sweetroll and lost him in Sovngard
@commandercruel82314 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@browncoatkevin4 жыл бұрын
If you'd eaten him, that would have counted as victory, since he's gone. But they never thought to prevent Essential characters from becoming sweetrolls.
@AragonBattleBorn4 жыл бұрын
In the far past... the Wabbajack would make Dragons fly backwards.... or wait that was just a "launch feature" :P
@caseyb13464 жыл бұрын
KZbin: Can you beat Skyrim with only- Me: Yes.
@jacobeaton40424 жыл бұрын
“If you want to feel like Kurt Cobain after his little magic trick” bruhhhhh 🤣🤣
@MrGeneralissimus4 жыл бұрын
Ooooooh . He said Filled, I was hearing Failed. "You need a Failed Soul Gem to recharge Wabbajack." Me: Seems legit.
@fedehagen68014 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaa
@timeworncypress4 жыл бұрын
"Good ol' rainbow shirt guy" is a perfect description of Sheogorath. thank you.
@kerosblue56094 жыл бұрын
Operation: "Not confuse youtube channels is a go"
@logan58044 жыл бұрын
Walk blindfolded from Goodsprings to The Strip
@greasythegreaser18254 жыл бұрын
That's a great idea lets harass him on his ratatouille fan club discord
@averygarrett97164 жыл бұрын
"Take all the, what's the word...gubbins" Ah, I see someone watches Achievement Hunter.
@Xieryo4 жыл бұрын
Like a petty soul gem filled with rabbit, Mitten puts a part of himself into each of these videos. You can tell because of how it is.
@wesleytownsend82144 жыл бұрын
Not sure about some of those “ I am; if not: lazy impatient etc etc....” Man I just want to be sure this self loathing is all in fun and humor cause and I feel I can safely speak for most by disagree with the nasally thing. I think you have a unique and realistic voice. Look..., I’m sixty something and I’ve been mistaken for my wife on the phone sooooo many times that it’s just a normal routine to be called .... everyone think it’s hilarious because they say it’s just my phone voice that makes me sound like a female.... anyway you might think you sound like that to yourself but I think you are a great YT personality otherwise I wouldn’t waste my time watching this content. But it’s great and your voice is perfect for this. You have accomplished more with this channel than most creator’s would ever hope to. Much respect for many many excellent hours of entertainment watching this highly addicting content. I wish good health and all the best to you and yours!
@johnnyrayh58584 жыл бұрын
Haha, I have a nasally voice too. there’s been times I’ve been self conscious, but I have to say when he called himself out I thought it was cool. Empowering
@haleymansfield66353 жыл бұрын
This comment is really sweet.
@dyliamvonkillsu4 жыл бұрын
Lmao. I don't watch many of your videos, but i love the sheer amount of chaos you added to the dialog. It fits so well with the wobbajack. "Probably gonna say that other guy" "Swag souls?" "Projared" "Oof aiight."
@twentysixand62284 жыл бұрын
"I had a relatively easy time performing a terrorist attack by sneaking my way the party then killing everyone I found" Hello, demonetisation?
@somedude93094 жыл бұрын
He's too good for demonetization, also if you can't handle the divine comedy ya might wanna show yourself the door.
@MrCassgaming4 жыл бұрын
Ah a rather Spiffing reference!
@In_Thy_Flesh4 жыл бұрын
perfectly balanced!
@SSM24_2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Having watched this video before doing my most recent playthrough actually helped me get through the first Alduin fight. I ended up in that fight without really being prepared for his fire breath to straight-up instakill me because I was on Expert and level 40-something, and I didn't have a good save I could go back to, so I had to improvise. I ended up holding out a ward with one hand and blasting him with the Wabbajack in the other hand. It was pretty funny.
@zalix56264 жыл бұрын
"Imagine getting defeated by a stick" - The world eater. Edit : this comment is edited because missing a few words
@AzureKite4 жыл бұрын
you accidentally a word
@BP90004 жыл бұрын
@@AzureKite you accidentally word
@eubertcarlandreid.entero18704 жыл бұрын
What? "You accidentally a word" & "You accidentally word" what?!?
@zalix56264 жыл бұрын
@@eubertcarlandreid.entero1870 my mortal arse didn't understand, they must be some kinda next gen living being.
@aidankeogh99944 жыл бұрын
"This post was made by Dragon Gang"
@derflerp5384 жыл бұрын
So, I need some clarification- do the soul gems need to be filled, or unfilled?
@thecocky15yrold934 жыл бұрын
Filled
@3m0ji684 жыл бұрын
Neither filled nor unfilled
@scoutsleftnut134 жыл бұрын
yes
@dodolicht40274 жыл бұрын
They need to be filled to charge the weapon, but if you have uncharged ones in your inventory and have an enchantment of soul trapping on your weapon or cast the soul trap spell on the enemy you can trap their soul in the gem. Black soul gems are generally the best because they don't have tiering like normal ones do, and finding grand souls is much easier on humans than on animals/giants.
@db50944 жыл бұрын
@@dodolicht4027 They need to be un filled to charge the weapon
@TempuraKai4 жыл бұрын
"Ensnared his throat betwixt two slabs of wood.."
@gordier67874 жыл бұрын
9:53 I slit my hand’s throat
@caydencat58234 жыл бұрын
Even if you had used swords before starting this we all know you would have done it
@FletcherCat4 жыл бұрын
@Frozen Ketchup cringe
@thesnowmiser67284 жыл бұрын
@Rosh based? Based on what?
@gunman7624 жыл бұрын
@@FletcherCat Cringe
@sevience13004 жыл бұрын
My vids are alot like Mitten Squads vids
@xoghost81056 ай бұрын
I might do this in VR just to honor mitten squad. rest in peace Homie.
@bannanamanao13183 ай бұрын
If u stream it I’d love to watch 🙏
@TheSpencermacdougall4 жыл бұрын
5:50 l see someone had a spiffing cup of Yorkshire tea while making this.