Can you beat Spore WITHOUT Evolving?

Hello there ladies and gentlemen today something magical is about to happen today in todays video! The Spiffing Brit today attempts to play the 2008 classical game that is Spore. A game so unique that it took miracle video game god Will Wright to create a perfect game that inspired a generation of gamers before the release of minecraft. Welcome to Spore! Spore is a evolution game where you start as a single cell object and as you eat, you gain DNA and abilities! The only issue is today we will be seeing if you can beat spore without evolving! That's right the spore no evolution challenge is going to be incredible! It will once and for all prove that spore is a perfectly balanced game which can for some reason be beaten by bypassing the core gameplay loop of evolving creatures to gain new abilities. And for some reason we are able to go from cell stage to creature stage to tribal stage to civilization stage and finally the space stage!
So today I show you how to Break the game by beating it without evolving! It is one very exciting video game challenge! So lets play spore!
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Title: CAN YOU BEAT SPORE WITHOUT EVOLVING? Spore No Evolution Challenge Is A Perfectly Balanced Game
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[@CommissarLORDBernn]

The starting cell has a mouth, that means it can drink tea. There's no point in evolving further

[@austinbutcher8106]

Only yorkshire gold

[@OriginalPiMan]

This creature is a carnivore and tea is plant based.

[@Sniperbear13]

hands optional.

[@pyotrilyichtchaikovsky3733]

@@austinbutcher8106 good old regular Yorkshire is fine too

[@curry_be_tasty5051]

It does need a hand for grabbing a cup of tea, what if it starts drinking out of the boston docks?

[@sidneysun5217]

"we're going to aim for the children because they'll be the easiest to impress and gain their trust" - Spiff 2021

[@mumblerogre2455]

Spiffing Brit groomed me and here’s proof:

[@killgoreslayer2171]

Starting off with a great quote in 2021

[@Snake-sv6ie]

@@thespiffingbrit, honestly, you asked for it ! ^^

[@hebl47]

@@thespiffingbrit Your career as a youtuber might be over, but your career as a market(e)er is about to skyrocket!

[@alyxriley]

@@thespiffingbrit spiff are you taking advice from technoblade?

[@animeprofilepicture7357]

Spiff is singlehandedly keeping the stock photo industry alive

[@iceteadoesart4920]

well i think shutter stock is keeping the stock photo industry alive tbh and, Hollywood movies Edit: by shutter stock i mean its very strange images and cursed ones

[@lazerblazer528]

And dark dom

[@golden_potto]

@@lazerblazer528 yeah dark dom too

[@fenrirgg]

I think he just screen shots the stock photos so he is not feeding those poor photographers 😂

[@scyhte82]

@@fenrirgg exactly! you can even see the watermarks left in all the pictures. 😂

[@JackalDaWolf]

This has to be the most hysterical Spore video I've seen so far. Between Crash Bandicoot eye's bulging out of his head, the Chief spawning in and out of existence and Carl flying over the horizon, I was literally in tears!

[@charliefoxtrot7862]

I was 100% not expecting Carl and was dying laughing

[@spiritualpianochords9868]

Same tho ngl

[@gooseygoose46673]

true

[@hypo0072]

Where was the chef!???!??!!!

[@torgranael]

@@hypo0072 The Tribal Chief. They're talking about the leader of the Mega Chads being an absolute spaz.

[@Treeco44]

"tactical mating on the battlefield" War is changing.

[@reimuhakurei2123]

sounds nice

[@vincebradleysolante7895]

Love does bloom on a battlefield.

[@nigelbardoe3771]

War. War never cha... wait what?

[@mikethewordsmith4263]

If I want mating on a battlefield I just join my wife in bed.

[@user-pr4cu9tb3b]

Now I want to find a game where it's canonical The basic game mechanics. Who has a link to a game like this?

[@starsgt]

Random Alien: "Your species are descendants of limbless space slugs" Spiffing Brit:

[@brayachdragonbane7529]

no, we ARE limbless space slugs

[@musclecat1005]

"Well, you're not wrong."

[@WanderTheNomad]

That's my grandmother you're talking about!

[@rlauder7210]

Have you ever been to Grimsby?

[@1th_to_comment.]

The slugs: i-i

[@donutman4020]

Fun fact: there’s actually an achievement for reaching the center of the galaxy without evolving during your run! It’s called “better than Darwin” or “beyond Darwin” or something

[@Duffyboi]

I don’t care if I’m a year late, you were right with the first one “Better than Darwin”

[@aceofspades588]

@@Duffyboi cool

[@james911p]

@@Duffyboi nice

[@dogachanunsaldk9115]

Yeah I think it is “Better than Darwin”

[@snakeking-zo6mu]

@@Duffyboi Surprised to see a fellow Duffy on here.

[@Harczinger]

Spiff: Did you see this devs?! I beat the game without evolving! Devs hq: Dev 1: Someone beat the game without evolving. Dev 2: Why?

[@thehound6268]

That someone: funny

[@sidhackney8831]

Dev 3: someone beat the game?

[@washiro103]

Dev 4: Doesn't the brain have to evolve to get through the game?

[@joelhoon1707]

Dev 5: For the achievement

[@4pixhell]

@@joelhoon1707 dev 6: yes

[@slugerknot]

Imagine that, a Brit's favorite game mode is the one where they loot and pillage the entire planet for it's resources.

[@VentusTheSwift]

He’s still mad about us throwing tea in the ocean

[@thesegundovolante]

@@VentusTheSwift And look how you’re doing now

[@toasterdudethesecond5860]

@@thesegundovolante C'mon, that's a low blow

[@CodyGissel]

I'm Australian and I approve this message

[@MentosExistsLol]

400th like lol

[@jayst]

The floating Carl Weezer is far more terrifying than Crack Bandicocaine

[@_onlyrackz_]

I love this comment honestly

[@OryxTheMadGod3]

he is levitating to assert his dominance over the mega chads

[@someguywithatophat7599]

how is it even in this game

[@TheRealGpixels]

Aku Aku: Crash? Crash: I WANNA PAINT AUSTRALIA FLOURESCENT GREEN! **resumes snorting**

[@pugchamp1795]

@@someguywithatophat7599 spore has a cool "multiplayer" system where it connects your game with others to download their creations

[@GoldPrince2468]

Kid: "Mom? Why are we Mega Chad?" Mom: "Because we're the best. You can't improve peak performance!" Kid: "But the kids at school can walk and grab things!" Mom: "The kids at school are weak. They give up then evolve just so they can give up again. Now vibrate to bed before I dunk on your sorry-."

[@llewelynshingler2173]

How does she plan to dunk on the kid?

[@steeledminer616]

@@llewelynshingler2173 That sounds like quitter talk coming from you.

[@QPUNeptune]

@@llewelynshingler2173 with anger

[@MirrorOfEmotions]

Kid: ok. Dad: But that's not all. Kid: Why? Dad: I mean, other creatures need arms and legs to get what they want, right? Kid: right. Dad: But we don’t need these things which is why we are superior and giga chads. It's like your mom say, other beings failure just to get slightly better, to failure again. But we didn't need something stupid like this. We survived millions of years without to get change. While others whining and cry like little babies, we chads don’t cry, we have success. So don't listen to these jealous betas and alphas, they are just envy. You are a chad like me and your mother. And now, have good dreams.

[@JimBob4233]

@@llewelynshingler2173 Eye-blatter

[@Swirl_of_StarFire]

Spore may be 12-13 years old, but damn the cutscenes are so well put together. The whole game is about creating the most random looking creatures, and the game somehow figures out how to animate every single one in cutscenes in a way that looks semi-reasonable. Not all games can handle working with custom characters, and some can't even figure out what to do with their own pre-made assets sometimes

[@THEJPIndustry]

I was actually suprised that there was a special cutcene because mega chad didnt have arms, where he tried it with the mouth it didnt work and then he threw it up to light it. But then again there is an achievement to reach the center without evolving, so it makes sense that there are speciap things for that Still, the game has so much Potential and so great stuff somethimes, its such a shake the end was so rushed

[@ricardojanate]

@@THEJPIndustry I think it throwing it in the air and getting hit happens in all the animation, not just without arms

[@77SBCR]

Destiny2 most recent expension had a cutscene with the first and most basic weapon model cause they couldnt be bothered making it work with your actual weapon.. But Spore could do it lol

[@generaldreagonlps6889]

"What's that coming over the hill? Is it a monster?" Yes, yes it is.

[@andrewpojo1]

I had two kancor swores while watching this and during the scene my body wanted to laugh and it hurt me badly because the swores;-;

[@thegiantguy]

No, it's crash bandicoot 🤣😭

[@RyomenSukunaTheKingOfCurses]

No it's a hex bug

[@scotcheggable]

Havent heard that song in years

[@generaldreagonlps6889]

@@scotcheggable Yeah. I heard it a month ago in some video I think but before that it was also years.

[@Meganstaek]

Carl Weezer just sliding into the frame, floating over the horizon had me crying of laughter. Spore really is the best game

[@DonteatpieRotmgScam]

so good haha

[@Mystery-Wolf]

Dude I made one creature that’s pretty much a three eyed furry and I saw an epic of it and it scared the living hell outta me as it chased me down and threw random creatures in its path.

[@thefolder3086]

This explains everything. This thing is what creationists are.they are created and they don’t evolve.

[@volkanoza7502]

The evolution in goes to of banana

[@ben10inches]

@@Mystery-Wolf I made the Imposter from Among Us in the game and hid level 5 weapon parts inside it's body so that it would be dangerous to mess with. Later on I came across an Epic version of it, I dubbed it "the sussiest of them all"

[@SpruceX]

Spiff: "Tactical mating on battlefield." Fallout series: "War... War-- does change."

[@noothcrazy9290]

Quote “They’re perfect!” Literally 15 minutes later “Weird, strange, leg-less abominations”

[@simonblackwell3576]

9:15 smh, spiff implying that not having legs makes mega chad not perfect 😢

[@jeffgoldblum7214]

Stuff can be two things

[@tux1468]

Yeah, Spore is definitely making it's comeback 12 years later.

[@paulie1803]

It never died

[@ptr_does_music7042]

For real though, it has great potential for expansion. It's a shame all they've done is some dlc's. It could be much more realistic or offer more possibilities for in-game evolving/intercultural relationships

[@calebjohnson3537]

praying for spore 2

[@Feorblack]

Well, it is from the franchise killer EA, just because Dark Spore do not sell very well, they killed the entire Spore franchise!!!! God they also killed Maxis (the studio who created Spore) just because Sim City 2013 was a flop, and that was one of the biggest studios they have!!! That's why there is no Spore 2, because it is from EA, simple as that.

[@GuardiansCry]

@@Feorblack This is why EA sucks, all they think about is the money they make and nothing else

[@iancovert4094]

“Time to steal the world spice supply” - every Brit ever

[@OnionChoppingNinja]

Don't you mean the Dutch?

[@archiemetherell]

the british stole land lol not the worlds spice

[@loomnatinoscopers]

ganja and tea are the spice of modern day...

[@loomnatinoscopers]

@@archiemetherell the dutch stole land from the sea lmao

[@DeltaDubs89]

The horrifying, lumbering figure of crash approaching you as you try to escape had me laughing so hard.

[@aidandavies4636]

Karl Weezer and Crash Bandicoot making the guest appearances I never knew I needed

[@heathercalun4919]

To me the funniest part is the implication that Spiff spent hours designing a species to look exactly like an old Nickelodeon character... then forgot he had ever done that, or even what the character looks like.

[@alicearaujo2030]

and sonic

[@ironscorpion5131]

The tribal chief was ahead of his time, the madlad was just practising interdimensional travel because his chad body was holding him back.

[@sam4gaming135]

Why love I do say that tea-drinking chap has the spiffy of a good-old Brit

[@Avetho]

We did witness his powers of Astrokinesis, what with stretching himself from one location to another as a form of precognitive "safe" teleportation

[@ThomasHermJr]

someone spiked his tea with bang energy, and he was trying his damnedest to stay in the corporeal realm

[@shanewarner899]

The chief is so unevolved that he actually evolved physiologically and can disassemble in one place and reassemble in another so fast that the game's camera can not keep up.

[@Humaidan.]

Ruining the 69 likes :))))

[@totalorganfailuregaming3252]

@@Humaidan. good

[@2001CusinartToaster]

@@Humaidan. Thank you every much

[@thefolder3086]

This explains everything. This thing is what creationists are.they are created and they don’t evolve.

[@commonhousehuman]

@@thefolder3086 what?

[@TinyDeskEngineer]

"Unlike other Spore creatures, this one is nightmare fuel" You're saying other Spore creatures _don't_ look like demons?

[@littenfire3563]

Spore creatures can look really cute depending on how you make them

[@croakyvincent5195]

@@littenfire3563 true

[@howdthtfeelbro762]

I love all the things you can do in this game. When I was a kid I was in a war with another alien race and when they only had 1 system left I started abducting their citizens. After I blew up their planet I placed them down on a planet that I had set aside for this exact experiment. I then put a monolith down to help them with their technology. After they had evolved their species once again I made contact with them and they treated me like a god 😂😂😂 and I decided to make diplomatic relations with them so they could buy all of my spices heheh. I love spore.

[@realvkurp5966]

This sounds like the plot of a really twisted version of Star Wars

[@procrastinathor4594]

Wasn't this in stargate?

[@iamlorddems3859]

Our alien founders are like they need to cull themselves first

[@FringeWizard2]

Sounds like what has happened to us. I'm convinced we're an inferior species just being toyed with by aliens like in your story.

[@Good_Hot_Chocolate]

@@FringeWizard2 Well, I wonder if they expected such rapid development from us in these last 500 years. Let alone the possibly thousands of years they haven't seen us in.

[@gurievgleb9123]

"Just eating food and not evolving whatsoever" Sounds familiar...

[@lazzzlooo]

Speak for yourself! I have now gained the ability to roll to the downstairs fridge!

[@mikethewordsmith4263]

T minus two weeks to an actual human for president.

[@kratosorokai1546]

sounds like a american

[@mashedt8rs290]

@@kratosorokai1546 Yes because the most powerful nation on earth is unevolved...

[@IndigoGollum]

@@mashedt8rs290 I think they were referring to the lizard people.

[@ajo8655]

The fact that he didn't recognize Carl bc he's British was probably the best.

[@Ludicollision]

Jimmy Neutron aired in England! He probably just never watched it. I definitely remember watching it as a kid.

[@darksteelmenace595]

Hes prolly just a bit too old to know it

[@HiddenSunny]

@@darksteelmenace595 Spiff is actually really young. 23, I think?

[@darksteelmenace595]

@@HiddenSunny he sounds like he's at least 30 xD

[@drogenfeld]

ya gotta of meant bri'ish.

[@vampjager8586]

Megachad: 'gets stuck' Also Megachad: 'refuses to ask for help and simply dies right where he is 2 feet from another creature' Truly the most mega of Chad's

[@potatofish7730]

The reason that the mega chads were so buggy during cutscenes is because they are simply the perfect creature, and as such are not only not bound by the rules of the game, but can also move along the 4th dimension

[@hubertjohnson418]

There's even an achievement for this...

[@hubertjohnson418]

@@thespiffingbrit yeah... when I did this playthrough the creature stage took about 10 hours to do lol

[@Klekowksii]

@@hubertjohnson418 Really? The only one I know of is for not using legs.

[@girlsdrinkfeck]

@@Klekowksii basically just make jabba the hutt

[@hubertjohnson418]

@@Klekowksii There are a lot of achievements in spore

[@Klekowksii]

@@hubertjohnson418 I know but I looked on the wiki and couldn't find it. It's called "Better than Darwin" or something, right?

[@acheron16]

Imagine calmly and happily living in your tribe when suddenly: *C H I L D*

[@Zant582]

argh i hate when that happens

[@mechguardain5494]

I too, hate when Carl comes down from the heavens and treats my people like anta

[@Sol-Invictus]

That was an awesome UFO design. Some of the stuff people designed in the game.

[@loomnatinoscopers]

@@mechguardain5494 at least someone here watched jimmy neutron...

[@VemorrFrantik]

I remember ages ago trying to do a fish playthrough. It actually did put my first nest in to the ocean, because it was supposed to be possible at first. Sadly there were no controls to dive or anything... that's when I realized they never coded in water creatures. When I tried to evolve to be a land animal, the sea monster burst out of the ground and ate me immediately. It was a good run.

[@SubwaySweden]

That seems perfectly logical.... I have seen a lot of people complete life IRL without evolving at all

[@MigattenoBlakae]

UNDERRATED COMMENT, this shit is hilarious!😂

[@britishotter5881]

Brit doesn’t need to evolve, he’s already a flawless being

[@bryceburns429]

A perfectly balanced person with no exploits

[@solchapeau6343]

Spiff could be defeated by voice recognition. Spiff: "Alexa, order free tins of tea." Alexa: "I'm sorry, I don't have any free tea in my database." (This is meant to be funny, not mean.)

[@abag1057]

But is he a flawless as the Queen?

[@SlimIsHim]

@@thespiffingbrit like all things should be.

[@hiimyouraveragejoe1243]

I agree

[@willfrommel508]

"The game will apparently be released shortly after Star Citizen is complete" ow

[@alwaysmeepin9609]

It’s never coming

[@smatchimo645]

​@Kot-Kojote by the time Star Citizen comes out, time itself will be a scoffed-upon concept that beings of pure light will communicate to you through telepathy.... but plot twist, the beings of pure light are sponsored by Nvidia Ray Tracing.

[@Rickbearcat]

Owww, but true.

[@mikethewordsmith4263]

And after Cyberpunk works.

[@Sneemaster]

Ouch but as a SC fan it could be true. Still optimistic either way! And for Half-life 3! Someday...

[@garrettvenn9022]

I'm sick right now, but hearing Spiff laughing while saying "He's got one thousand health and he's coming to kill us" makes it impossible to not laugh with him. It hurts to laugh. But I don't care. I needed this.

[@loreleidreaming4403]

as someone else also currently sick in bed, this part spurred a cough/laugh fit in me too 😂😩

[@alexknows3461]

Carl Wheezer moment had me in awe, so majestically just gliding over his domain for he is the All-father

[@hometownboy6537]

When spiff says that his creation is perfect even before development, sounds a lot like Bethesda’s attitude to their games.

[@christophershell7564]

Admittingly, Skyrim and Fallout 4 are pretty good, yet buggy, games. Fallout 76, not so much.

[@YouW00t]

It just works!

[@thefolder3086]

This explains everything. This thing is what creationists are.they are created and they don’t evolve.

[@GethOverlord]

This man literally took over the planet with the Spore equivalent of Jellyfish.

[@BonaparteBardithion]

That's what I was thinking, but then I realized jellyfish at least bothered to evolve defensive stings.

[@bread5020]

Jellyfish are the ultimate chad animal

[@user-fl3le7pt9c]

Well, the creature had beak and eyes from the beginning, both evolutionary things very advanced compared to Jellyfish, especially eyes.

[@1th_to_comment.]

Pretty sure jellyfish don't have brains...

[@idkwhattonamemyself9046]

but still many scientists think that when human kind eventually KILLS ITSELF because we are idiots jellyfish will prosper because we have killed their predators

[@Hawkcam1996]

It’s crazy that they never made Spore 2. After all, they made The Sims 2, and this game is still being played even to this day. A sequel to this game is long overdue

[@BuckScrotumn]

Calling sex “tactical mating” is the funniest shit ever

[@squiddle5193]

The best part about this game is that when it crashes after two hours I get reminded that it doesn't have autosave.

[@notgray88]

i would recommend running it on windows 7. it's much more stable

[@synka5922]

after two hours I finished a run :p

[@squiddle5193]

@@synka5922 not if you play the space stage legit...

[@Oblithian]

I don't think I have had it crash.🤔

[@bruceluiz]

Crack Bandicocaine cant hurt you, hes not real Crack Bandicocaine:

[@The13thclam]

Woah! woah Wo-o-ah

[@midwinterhunt]

when you say "Mega Chad" too quickly it sounds like "Maggot Chan" and honestly both names are completely accurate

[@AzzyTheGreat]

Spiffing Brit makes niceness and warmth seem completely non-pandering, and I love how everything he says just sounds like a big hug.

[@FamusJamus]

Crawls out of the sea, never evolves, threatens other species with poetry, and creates an empire through ruthless bureaucracy? Dear Lizzie, it's the Vogons.

[@Puerco-Potter]

He didn't seat in any other species to

[@DiogocsOliveira]

You sir, are a man of culture! And I do hope you always carry a towel.

[@beanface7408]

Well at least we don't have to panic DON'T PANIC!

[@micahphilson]

He also didn't evolve since crawling out of the primordial sludge, just like them!

[@AlbertoRodriguezIII]

So long and thanks for all the fish!

[@BigSayer84]

"Come inside my belly" Isn't that the opening line to introduce yourself to the creator of Yorkshire Tea?

[@a-blivvy-yus]

You are what you eat, so... probably.

[@emilbotev3656]

"Come inside my belly"- Spiff 2021

[@haddib]

@@emilbotev3656 This will be a cursed year.

[@TheGrinningViking]

It's vulgar to talk about her majesty the queen, from who all good things spring, in such a base manner .

[@Nikapocalypse]

Just makes me think of Fat Bastard from Austin Powers.

[@newgate-zerohour]

"The game will be released shortly after Star Citizen is fully complete." Well played Spiff, I tip my hat to you

[@turma8eac]

You know you are in a good planet when there is sonic, crash bandicoot and jimmy neutron characters as epic monsters

[@erubianwarlord8208]

carl was a shaped ship from another star nation

[@deadsoldiertr]

"Oh, come inside my belly." - The Spiffing Brit

[@yetanothermetaname1118]

V O R E

[@AcchynoKestDacchyno]

@@yetanothermetaname1118 D I D S O M E O N E S A Y V O R E ?

[@mayravixx25]

"A chaotic demon of death has arrived" You have it all wrong, that is the god of spore, Carl Wheezer.

[@dahscreamingeagle3473]

who's carl wheezer?

[@ClickItYT]

@@dahscreamingeagle3473 Ever watched Jimmy Neutron?

[@Mystery-Wolf]

@@dahscreamingeagle3473 Ivenever even watched jimmy neutron but Ik who he is still. Carl is a meme icon! How could you not know him?!

[@PixelByte404]

These two things are not mutually exclusive

[@thefolder3086]

This explains everything. This thing is what creationists are.they are created and they don’t evolve.

[@contocake1035]

To be honest spore has great potential and should have a new dlc or remake

[@ericlamb4501]

Preferably without EA being involved at all

[@Lilll3]

still in early development, but

[@rolands97]

@@Lilll3 but WHAT?

[@qoxgnsuch1997]

@@rolands97 THRIVE, a beta game supposed to be the successor to spore

[@aawinberry]

"Because trust me, If these little guys can get to space, what you can manage, is going to be absolutely terrifying." - My new get motivated quote

[@Daktangle]

"Doesn't really matter how you evolve, provided you have enough money making potential and scummy gameplay strategies, anything is possible!" You made the Vogons

[@PirateCat822]

They won't even bother to save their grandmothers if they aren't ordered to by the council after a decade waiting for approval only to end up at a recycling centre.

[@KainYusanagi]

Except they actually can sing and play instruments well.

[@mementomori7658]

Me: wait is that- Spiff: THE NUT Me:

[@Dragon_memer]

The NUT is a wonderful creature

[@thunderbolt294]

With Spiff's magnificent narration I almost forgot that this wasn't the Discovery Channel.

[@rewrew897]

there is a game currently being developed as a spiritual successor to spore, and it seems like an improvement in EVERY way

[@AmandaDavis6130]

Do you happen to remember the name of the game?

[@loveisinportant5570]

Floating Carl is way too accurate. How the hell did that get in the game.

[@DonteatpieRotmgScam]

lmaoo

[@BarbarianGod]

Probably a spaceship design? Occasionally aliens will come to your planet and abduct things

[@Eclipse_101]

@@BarbarianGod YEAH THAT ACTUALLY MAKES SENSE IT IS A SPACESHIP CAUSE IT WAS FLOATING

[@crazyhayden]

Spore uses images to create NPC’s, they used a picture of Carl wheeler and spore-ified it

[@Eclipse_101]

@@crazyhayden no- some. Someone made it

[@cwinship]

Y'all ever wonder what Brit's search history looks like after finding all these stock images?

[@randomaccount8020]

What is *your* search history? What did you search to get that pfp???

[@cwinship]

That is an excellent question and an even more excellent response.

[@quuaaarrrk8056]

@@cwinship Vincent, prison didn't do you too well...

[@cwinship]

@@quuaaarrrk8056 *Leo, and my long nose gives me an aerodynamic advantage so it's okay

[@quuaaarrrk8056]

@@cwinship Of course, how could I have mistaken Leo for Vincent, that treacherous police guy. With such a long nose, do you have an advantage only when fleeing or also when playing games with your son?

[@victorfinberg8595]

i love the combination of cheese, running monologue, and incredible positive energy, no matter how bad the game outcome is

[@SoggyCoffeeAddict]

Spiff makes the same tactical movements I make in ark when I see a raptor on a mount that I can be pounced off of Turn away and keep moving

[@rptyr]

really should've opened up civ 5 when you "entered civilization" and smoothly transitioned into another video

[@AbsolutlyN0thin]

then stalaris for the space age

[@mannofdober873]

*Normal creatures:* Walking. *The Mega Chad:* E X T E N D B O D Y

[@iceteadoesart4920]

is a snek

[@ManofSex69]

“Unlike most Spore creatures, this one instills nightmares!” Mans clearly has never seen MMMMMMMMMMMM

[@rupert_1491]

No one gonna talk about the "drill" on the purple thing

[@RyuusanFT86]

Correct

[@teph1256]

You don't have me fooled, someone else did this before spiff. Although admittedly their video didn't feature Crash bandicoot and Carl Wheezer from Jimmy neutron.

[@billionai4871]

@@thespiffingbrit don't forget good old crash Bandicocaine

[@aaronmorton5427]

"See there is a tiny tribe here but we need to steal their spice they are meant to have" spoken like a true brit

[@quinntaylor1170]

I cried in fear seeing Carl weazer at 17:23 just floating over the horizon! Bow down to your creator

[@victordavila9812]

An entire society of giant unicellular organisms that only communicate with music and conquer the world in a bloodless economical expansion that is actually amazing

[@fayept]

"New study proves existence of creature that hasn't evolved in billions of years"

[@azoniarnl3362]

You mean like cockroaches?

[@AlfredEiji]

Viruses

[@ashtonhoward5582]

@@AlfredEiji viruses aren't living, much less creatures.

[@IamCoalfoot]

There are certain strains Cyanobacteria that are thought to be roughly 2.8 billion years old, are among the first bacteria to develop photosynthesis to produce oxygen, and still live in colonies near ocean shores where they leave behind rocky outcroppings, some of which are the oldest _rocks_ on Earth.

[@CapnCorn304]

@@IamCoalfoot it gets even better not only have they survived to the present day with very little evolutionary change they survived multiple mass extinctions that they caused by pumping so much oxygen into the atmosphere that the it became inhospitable to them.

[@MattMcAwesome12]

"Come (sic) inside my belly." - Spiff It's on record.

[@lemeres2478]

The parts about getting his belly are also on record. The vore crowd will keep that one on their sound board.

[@aidankelly4952]

@@lemeres2478 I love the implication that there's a vore crowd that have a soundboard of vore-related sound effects to play

[@user-me7hx8zf9y]

@@aidankelly4952 yes

[@hayokamikaze5896]

Ah yes, Spiff with a game where most of the point is the character creator

[@helplmchoking]

Holy sit I thought this game was way older! Loved it so much as a kid, I still have my deluxe edition in its fancy white box as well as the concept art book and all that. It was probably underwhelming if you were older but I was 13 so I adored it

[@MigattenoBlakae]

Uhoh how long have you been choking?

[@helplmchoking]

@@MigattenoBlakae It's a hobby

[@sirdragon6860]

Well yes, there's even an achievement for that called "take that darwin"

[@NagaDarmag]

Also "slugger" for the no legs.

[@martinpachu7125]

dude literally didnt evolve just to flip off a human dude,absolute legend

[@oathkeeper65]

Wait a minute... this isn’t mittensquad... this is the spiffing Brit.

[@ChulioRCHulio]

This is where the real game begins...

[@tiagoluz2019]

Lol

[@terry2295]

@@ChulioRCHulio it truly is

[@tyronglover640]

There is a youtube exploit upon us! Why else whould he link to this now 🤔

[@kittimer]

game: "you are about to enter civilization" also game: bodiless mega chads quantum tunneling across the map me: "Am I?"

[@deathocats]

"the most perfect being ever" ... Tea-anu Keeves?

[@tempusaeturnum920]

Tea-anu Leeves

[@TheRealBlazingDiamond]

Yorkshire Tea-anu Leeves Gold

[@billionai4871]

@@TheRealBlazingDiamond the planet should be called yorkshire, the species is the Tea-anu Leaves, flying the spaceship gold, to brew a cuppa where no Brit had brewed before

[@TheRealBlazingDiamond]

@@billionai4871 All the while enjoying a nice cup of Yorkshire tea gold

[@GenericInternetter]

No... Tea-Our-New Leaves

[@playerunknown9448]

Spiff again proving that he never dissapoints.

[@hydra9070]

.

[@astrosteve]

You know, it's really interesting that he doesn't like the space stage. When the game first came out, most people were the opposite, and insisted Space was the only stage that wasn't garbage and boring. Big change of opinions with the game, I guess?

[@SchizoetryOfficial]

The least popular stage is the cell stage but that was always my favorite. Thats not saying much though, because the entire game is trash imo.

[@murrayshekelberg9754]

I assume most people still like the space stage the best. I was surprised to hear someone say they thought it was the worst. That copy protection fiasco killed this games chances of a sequel

[@Cheesusful]

I always found cell stage incredibly relaxing

[@tracyblanchard7663]

Honestly yeah, cell stage was definitely my favorite. Just kinda felt like a high production flash game with the 2d evolution, which is a good feeling.

[@elitemook4234]

I imagine the megachad developed speech souly so they could scream "You left me unfinished" at the heavens.

[@GrievousFrom]

Just like real life British people, you start straight off as an invasive species. XD

[@alecity4877]

you shouldn't be laughing general, remember the Huk? remember Kummar? remember your days fighting for Kalee? general, you must not laugh aat these matters.

[@AmericanCaesarian]

An invasive species that won due to being more advanced, same with the French, the Germans, the Americans, and sometimes the Russians

[@DarksiderDarmoset]

@@AmericanCaesarian Not being more advanced, but rather prioritizing weapons and violence over the needs of their own people.

[@sheez7734]

@@AmericanCaesarian hell yeah brother

[@paulsween628]

BRUH

[@acidhydra101]

Can't believe Spiff encountered 「CARL WHEEZER, THE DEVOURER OF GODS」 in this video! 117/10, amazing job.

[@mxfoedl5448]

What a lovely goodbye/outro.

[@AgelessTurtle]

This game was so fun! I can’t imagine how awesome spore 2 would be with how games have evolved today! See what I did there?! ;D

[@spiker.ortmann]

And maybe they will finally give us the aquatic stage they left out in the original game... 😁

[@Gormathius]

«The chad has grown a brain! My goodness I thought the day would never come.» That’s one of the best lines I’ve ever heard.

[@NightSpark11569]

Spore: I'm going to befriend this potato with eyes. oh my brain grew I'm going to eat you now

[@kevindenis9551]

Can I just say that it is truly inspiring to see such a cute looking species reach Space faring status so easily, with no legs, a little round body with wiggly tentacles, and a gnashing sideways beak for a mouth? Honestly, if these things can do it, why can’t we? 😆

[@Milkman-bu9es]

When I was a kid I played spore for hundreds of hours, my proudest moment was discovering that regardless of whichever diet you picked if you add a herbivore mouth and a carnivore mouth you can be omnivorous anyway

[@ashimochi]

Lmaoo yes, the realization shocked me as well

[@Twelth]

"not all of us are perfect" But isn't mega Chad already perfect?

[@randomaccount8020]

If it can drink tea, it's perfect

[@Lankycaptain]

Questions like this must be answered and our glorious Tea leader is here to spread knowledge.

[@tedarcher9120]

Tis possible

[@Lankycaptain]

Yes, dis possible

[@elmatijota7008]

It is hard to break something broken, but it is harder to improve something perfect. -Joe Mama 2022

[@Philippe44]

Brit: Play the digeridoo Tribe Leader: Let me show you the dance of my people

[@rofenom8496]

17:39 that's an ufo, they sometimes spawn in the tribal stage

[@livedandletdie]

I believe it's a Croissant finding scout Model Carl Wheezer.

[@venosaur121212]

*a

[@fishpop]

I have one word to say about that large orange creature: "WOAH!"

[@iceteadoesart4920]

beat darwin is a hard ass achievement but, not as hard as 'deal with the devil' befriend the most hostile creature and 'badge from heck' make the most hostile creature extinct. tbh i forgot the name of the creature but, its very cute

[@zachbaker2051]

Man, I really needed that feel-good part at the end. Thank you for the soul rejuvenation sir!

[@hoovy2319]

19:03 “Sir, a large object is coming out of Hyperspace!”

[@AdmiralNMR]

"that's some intense nuttage right there, and wow, he's collapsed". That's not a Spore creature that's just my pet rabbit.

[@anormalcorpus4804]

Oh

[@rebound1340]

Oh

[@Minish4rk360]

Oh

[@naturalblue8380]

Oh

[@cosmiceyness]

same

[@The_Story_Of_Us]

Karen: ”My baby is the most perfect, beautiful baby on the planet, he can do no wrong!” Karen’s baby: