Can You Believe These Bad Paid-For Photos?

Three of Ellen's audience members brought along their outrageous old school photos to share during today's hilarious Bad Paid-For Photos Live!

[@Eternelspotlessmind]

I love the last girl's pic! OMG I cried of laughter..amazing!! She looks so cuuute!!!

[@kirstyedwards2297]

IK!!!!

[@alpha_moon8648]

Eternelspotlessmind that’s my art teacher Mrs.Slayter

[@YagwitOG]

She’s drop dead gorgeous

[@someonetn7813]

Me too

[@diva70smusic]

The last photo was cute. You can see her joyfulness in this photo. No surprise she became an elementary school teacher. I agree with her mom.

[@megamarsonic]

*my reaction right before the third photo is revealed* "Well, so far, these haven't been so ba-AH! WHAT THE HELL!?"

[@lanacounts9459]

Lol I agree

[@zoeyjuarez1889]

Lol same here

[@samanthablossfeld5390]

megamarsonic I guess you could say is that all she wanted for Christmas was her two bottom teeth......

[@graciewoster5804]

When the third person is ur art teacher

[@RuiOliveiraTV]

It's amazing how the last one can be so creepy but so cute at the same time xD

[@OnlyANickel]

Nothing can prepare you for that last one.

[@TheHorseluvngirl]

What’s even better is that the third picture is the thumbnail and it still doesn’t prepare you lol

[@CrisOnTheInternet]

@@TheHorseluvngirl exactly!😂😂

[@loisitmeurlkin4344]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😁Somebody in the audience said wooooo at Bernadette's picture.

[@harriettberridge4067]

Apart from the thumb nail

[@itsmesia2469]

😂😂😂😂😅🤣😂😂

[@LisaLisa-526]

That last photo, OMG, was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe..

[@WhenRabbitHowls]

The lady for the last picture looks gorgeous now

[@catg943]

yes she does!

[@averyhentzel9380]

That last girl looked like a 70 year old crazy cat lady omg

[@izzytrash818]

I was gonna say that was rude before I saw it never mind I agree

[@quetta6931]

Lmao!!!😂😂😂😂

[@longbranch11207]

facts

[@graciewoster5804]

When she is ur teacher 😂 I swear she is

[@saulvelasco7420]

Bro that was my 6th grade art teacher

[@alpha_moon8648]

No joke I swear on my life that third one is my 6th grade art teacher 😂😂

[@andrewnunez5647]

Same one of my fav teachers to be honest

[@zaidaveronicagonzalez6365]

Lol mine too

[@zaidaveronicagonzalez6365]

@Gabriel Jacobo yes six

[@graciewoster5804]

Yea same lol

[@trustmeimanexpertonthis3227]

The first ones hair looks like a mushroom cloud from a nuclear explosion

[@francesscat2783]

Exactly what I thought!

[@michellepotter5763]

Exactly Mind blown 🤯

[@cattybound2011]

That third person.... MY LORD she has come a long way.. She's drop dead gorgeous now!! 😊

[@dereka.b.8136]

That guy was in love with himself lol

[@leonab328]

And a couple of other guys too.

[@LoveBaseballLove]

Super creep

[@annam457]

The first one her hair looks like an explosion

[@vickyteresa927]

Go edmonton!(there is no Canadian flag)

[@ayelenventura3279]

so true

[@kescobar2881]

Lol

[@teatalks3685]

+"Kawaii~Chan Of Phoenix Drop :3" yeah like A NUKE

[@eileenconway2966]

Or a foundation brush.

[@ejkinsella]

When number 3 came up... Me. "Oh, this is really not so bad. I mean come on, why do they call thi- AAAAAAAGGGHHHH WHAT IS THAT?!?!?!??! WHUDDAHELL?????!!!!

[@megamarsonic]

I had the exact same reaction. Seriously. There's a 4 month old comment here that had me typing the same thing.

[@ejkinsella]

megamarsonic Ok. There's something wrong here. CLONE SAGA 2015 CONFIRMED. HL3 CONFIRMED

[@stephanieramirez2952]

hm

[@romeoa.6634]

Venom Urmom Lmao is your username your name or -maybe perhaps possibly unlikely Vernon from Seventeen?-

[@edithgutierrez9724]

Hahahaha I love Scott lol the way he laughs is so contagious.

[@ianhornbuckle9089]

I come back to this whenever I’m sad just for that last reveal. The shocking “ohhh!!!” from the audience... ugh this is gold

[@ilsedenbesten6471]

The guy's picture totally looks like Carlton from Fresh Prince!

[@cattybound2011]

It's not unusual... 😂

[@amabaffoe-bonnie2995]

Ummmmm........How???

[@someonetn7813]

and Richard Simmons at same time

[@RosePetal17]

LOL!

[@RosePetal17]

I actually can see what she is talking about...look closer ;D@@amabaffoe-bonnie2995

[@shadypistachiosmith3809]

That last lady looks younger now than in whichever grade was that lol

[@commonsensecorner7275]

shadypistachio smith 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lauremehrkens5891]

She said, it was her 1st grade picture. Just too funny 😂.

[@energybengt]

the last photo .... she may look funny to us now, with the hair of an older woman on a little girl with missing teeth .... but what a sweet soul she is .... such a cute child.

[@kbees123456789]

The first woman's picture reminds me of the secretary from ghostbusters.

[@addahlyinnekendrickdelaveg2000]

the 3rd one 😁 she was so damm adorable i can tell her grandma did her hair 😂👍

[@calamityp]

That guy’s second photo: Jon Lovitz in “The Wedding Singer”! 😂

[@Ariesgoth]

Jeans in the socks! 😂 The last one's mum was VERY happy with her daughter's hair back in the day. 😊

[@bangdingow5160]

That second photo is great lol. Looks like a white prince.

[@Bekwiyet]

Thats last picture Took Me Owwwt 🤣🤣😂😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@ArachnosMusic]

3:57 first reaction: "HOLY SHIT ITS FROM ANOTHER PLANET KILL IT WITH FIRE!"

[@stephaniedinaso4259]

LoL

[@ripnretro3066]

HAHAHAHAHA I screen shotted the last one and its goin as my lock screen hahahaha

[@manofthe80s]

The second guy's name is Scott Langteau...and I went to "theatre school" with him in the 80's!

[@serenatsukino999]

the last one was soooo cute! How precious!

[@thalonelygirl]

Oh poor Bernadette. However, she's the most improved of the three of them.

[@graciewoster5804]

thalonelygirl she is my teacher 😂

[@anns3548]

Really!

[@sally-3830]

I LOVE THE 1st GRADE PICTURE!!!

[@amyleigh3277]

I'm laughing so hard I'm crying at how funny these are.

[@artsymarcishallyuumma]

It was the 80’s, 😂 it’s all there, in one photo! 😂

[@garrettbrando9841]

3:58 If Barb and Dustin had a love child 😂💀👌

[@neon17.08]

Garrett Brando 😆Lol Yes

[@wernermatysiak7392]

Garrett Brando m7b)(

[@dianaojeda186]

Garrett Brando exactly

[@Bloodbath.baddie04]

Or Arnold from the magic school bus

[@sunshinewhitaker1961]

Garrett Brando holy shit Im whaling 😂😂😂😂

[@Unbeginner]

The last one is such a winner in this category!

[@corinnevanessa22]

Is it wrong that no.3 reminds me of a cabbage patch doll!

[@SaraLea]

Corinne Owen I thought she looked like that mrs Beasley doll

[@elena-lc4uk]

It looks like they caught that child in the sea,,,,OMG

[@catg943]

Corrine Owen I'm dying, SO FUNNY!, thank you! These comments are getting better and better, lol

[@ginadoll00901]

I hope it is not wrong to think number 3 reminds me of the garbage pail kids.

[@CopperheadAirsoft]

The last one was so ridiculous 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂

[@Gigi-pb9xw]

Oh dear God I'm still laughing at the last one! I have a 1st grade picture with hair like that. Mom was a beauty school drop out!

[@venobambino]

"Had you just seen A Clockwork Orange?" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@renee.n2578]

The last one was so cute, omg.

[@magdalenamorel3110]

the third picture is so cute

[@78antoniete]

Yeah

[@boomsoundeffect]

yep

[@issacommenter1765]

Your profile pic of shit😂

[@ran-and]

+Bella Ibezim no its a po

[@obscurelyvague]

"Magdalena Morel" Nice

[@yellowfangs]

The First Lady actually looked good

[@chairman_elmo]

Ikr The third was also cute c:

[@jasoncomeau1]

Were you a teen/young person in the 80s? Because it was never actually good.

[@Scottish-Ali-C]

OMG I have tears in my eyes! These are too funny!!

[@sharonzamarka3503]

i didn't know that Ellen showcased bad photos. ALL of my school photos would bring down the house. i am the world ' s most unphotogenic human being & my family will attest to it😃😅😡

[@roxi2798]

Sharon Zamarka I'm right there with u!! I can't find 1 good pic of me even if I take 1000 of them!

[@sharonzamarka3503]

Rocio Rivera yo Rocio Rivera​, thanx for making me feel like I'm not just a crybaby who photographs badly!! Smooches😃

[@diva70smusic]

Sharon Zamarka I guarantee that my photos will scare anything you can come up with. Even when I am not looking at the camera I bust the lens 🤣🤣🤣🤣!

[@VioletJoy]

Prove it! LOL. 😉

[@diva70smusic]

@@VioletJoy I tried but the lens shattered again 😂😂😂!!

[@caballerokebab]

Does anyone else see it? Am I the only one that thought about the atomic bomb dropped on Hiroshima on the first picture? :P

[@maria250693]

You're not alone haha! :D

[@nitsuju5796]

I thought so to

[@lindseybsmith]

I thought Flock of Seagulls!

[@DarkAphelion]

me too 🤣🤣

[@sharoneyre4011]

...and now I can't see anything else!!..'though even that image is an improvement!

[@BLDUBMUSIC]

the first picture looks like the girl from the goonies

[@ka111ey]

Yep

[@obscured9414]

Omg yes

[@lisannekooijman9124]

I think number 3 is pretty cute tho..

[@carsondrake3413]

your crazy

[@LightningJackFlash]

Yeah, it is, I love it :) Can't stop my laugh :)

[@juanricardog]

no she's not!!! LOL

[@mommaoftwins2508]

Ellen your killing me I can't quit laughing I'm crappie floppin!! And in tears omgoodness I so love you and your show!!

[@ixchellovesrainbows4965]

The last photo was sooooo cute! Lol!!!!

[@bremenn9012]

Oohhhh myyyy goshhh the last one 😱😱😱😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂lmfao wow

[@lisavargo9644]

First time watching Ellen’s Clumsy Thumbsy. I have laughed so hard tears rolled down my face. Love it. 💕

[@carlosraulpepearmandollama4608]

For the second one I started laughing so hard until I noticed I was In the exact same position. 😂😂😂

[@irismaxine5944]

That last photo is actually so cute lol

[@FallenRose16]

the last photo made me laugh so hard😂😂

[@ginathomas7813]

The hair! 😅😅

[@MrNikkimaxine]

FallenRose16 Fuenzalida this be good

[@elonmusk7542]

the last one nailed it lol

[@katelysarun6355]

LOL!! I'm so GLAD Ellen is a comedian! She's AWESOME!!!!!!!

[@s4ujcd]

The mother should have been charged with felony child abuse for that hair.

[@karenvalencia4114]

Stay fierce 😂😂😂 the second pic of the dude

[@raea3588]

The last one reminds me of my 3rd grade school picture. But you have to hand it to us 80s/90s kids...we had hair! Lol.

[@erictaylor5462]

Now I have 80's songs playing in my head!

[@sophielmao6977]

Doesn't the second one of the guy look like the willy wanka meme

[@firastajouri836]

+Sophie Wemmell absolutely

[@MsMesem]

Prince inspired.

[@kristinnuendo]

Hands up for Edmonton, Alberta Canada!! 👍🙌👏

[@agresticumbra]

#3 is a salamander in a wig, glasses, & a sweater. Love it!!!

[@bagladey]

That third woman's photo just made me laugh out so loud that I may have woken up my neighbours.

[@denaleesdreams]

I love the '80's!! No decade like it!

[@Tricia_K]

When you look younger than you did in first grade...!😂😂

[@MidnightKitsune777]

3:57 I love how that one guy screams "OHH!" when she uncovers the last photo XD

[@missoctober8859]

I wish Ellen would bring this segment back. Love these!

[@gimmickgotbored7157]

A guy named Scott who makes video games and writes kids books. Sounds familiar. *cough* FNAF *cough*

[@smiley37greg]

Bernadette sure blossomed into a looker

[@daniellebakelaar4467]

The second picture of the second person was hilarious! He is doing the fierce thing kids do now 😂😂😂

[@tiffanidellapietro8917]

Second picture is that 🔥 I wish they still did pictures like that

[@georgiacooper9312]

Bernadette... Wow... And the first one... How did she even get her hair like that in the first place???*

[@amandam7777]

probably tons of hair spray

[@k.w.1459]

Aqua Net was the weapon of choice in the 80s

[@SLily-rb6ji]

Cindy's looks like a mushroom cloud after a mega explosion! Lol

[@beautifulloser75]

I could feel the audience recoil when the last one was uncovered. Hahaha

[@xBeasted]

the last picture totally knocked me out. I can't breathe.

[@gdavidson3059]

How is it possible that last picture still exists?

[@ellandrahowell6342]

the last lady she looked like a vampire

[@Switirosu]

Ellandra Howell Hahaaahaha i laughed so hard “ A vampire👀🧛‍♀️😂👏🏾

[@katelynnfiori9242]

the sec one had me going . Cause he was actually working the camera. haha

[@alexislukuc8315]

These make me feel so much better about my school pictures.

[@jpb9099]

Scot looked like Weird Al.

[@kirstyedwards2297]

The last on is soooo cute

[@catquack]

I laughed so hard. Thank goodness all three are really good-looking today!

[@ravenevans7356]

The last picture........... I have no words 😱

[@eilissmith8591]

The second guy and the bonus pic, looks like a creepy gynaecologist .

[@theharrisonfam3762]

The first girls grade 11 picture, she looks like molly ringwald in that

[@MJ-vh3rp]

Annie Frazier IKR

[@arizonalady7569]

That last one... ADORABLE

[@relaxedandlovingit]

3:57 that one man's outburst cry of shock, made watching this even more delightful 🤣

[@mysmirandam.6618]

I had those same frames! I said my cheeks don't need to see! 30 years ago!

[@Tricia_K]

So did I!!😳😂

[@ivymeadows1944]

0:34 Hairdresser "what do you want?" "You know when they dropped the H bomb?" Hairdresser: "say no more."

[@janetjohnsonboo]

OMGosh!!! I can't say a thing!!! I have the 80's big hair pics too!!!!! But the last one...WOW! And she is sooo beautiful now!

[@coffeeaddictexpress5038]

It’s a baby vampire lol

[@boringrena2181]

The last one kinda looks like a who from Whoville

[@mollyapple399]

Ah, the 80's.

[@kareishajeanpierre7147]

The second guy looks like Freddy Mercury. Looks so cool.😂😂😍

[@lilliangachau7207]

3:58 the first thing that came to mind was "All I want for Christmas is my 2 front teeth" lol 😂😂😂

[@VerdadalRescate]

Who's enjoy this in 2019??

[@Piddlemyer]

Ahaha, Ellen is such an asshole.

[@stephanieinthewild2678]

4:20 im crying!! That do is for seniors. 😂😀

[@rayssapinheirol]

"it was the 80's" lol

[@CyberJuanito]

The last photo, the funniest part is that she is actually kinda hot now.