Can You Kill Every Enemy in Super Mario Bros?

[@appo5]

personally I would've avoided losing the fire flower so I wouldn't have to payout hundreds of dollars

[@fauxdude9756]

yeah that’s what I woulda done

[@mahranislam3554]

same, not losing the fire flower does seem like a good strategy

[@satan-kun8974]

Yeah. Not sure why he didn’t think of that seems kind of obvious

[@MapleLunii]

yeeeah that's what I woulda done, true

[@meusauc]

yeah, that’s what i woulda did

[@shadowhunter9976]

Coney explaining to his wife and child that they can't eat tonight because he lost his fire flower in 2-2.

[@tokiweb2638]

My favorite genre of Coney videos is the ones where he sets up a simple challenge for himself only to realize it's way more complicated than he initially thought and starts attempting to justify taking shortcuts and breaking his own rules while Chat holds Coney to higher and higher standards the more he messes up. It literally never gets old.

[@WhyYouWahYoo]

This started with Party of One and since then this genre has been EXCELLENT. I particularly loved the Million Dollar Game Show one where he had to play Deal or No Deal twice

[@jfa99]

he loves cheating so much he does this to himself just so he has an excuse to cheat

[@gabrielabrera9966]

The Smash Bros teeth tier list is probably my favorite of that genre.

[@alexdavis665]

the smash teeth tierlist is peak

[@cdr_fishy4683]

Mr. Cheats Games

[@AKAProm]

I like how Coney makes actual reasonable points about why something doesn't count but chat talks him out of it but when he has to make up complete bullshit it slides because he refuses to read chat after.

[@ZachAttack6089]

Yeah the rules ended up pretty scuffed lol. He should have said that if it can't be jumped on (Piranha Plant, Spiny, Cheep Cheep, Blooper) then it doesn't count, so that a fire flower wasn't required. And if something respawns (Lakitu and Bullet Bill) it doesn't count either.

[@LiilYogurt]

I love how every Coney challenge eventually devolves into “Coney and Chat argue about the rules”

[@Xanek]

You know it's a good stream when Coney bets subs on the line for every X of something that happens and it goes horribly wrong for him. He didn't expect to PAYOUT that much.

[@SourLemonFan]

By chance do you know of any other streams/videos with this premise?

[@beanwuzhear]

​@SourLemonFan he doesn't pay out subs in these but there's: •party of one •the video where he wins in every mario sports game •the video where he has to win $1 million in game show games

[@nazukah2861]

⁠@@beanwuzhearto add, he just streamed beating every Street Fighter game so thatll prob be a video soon

[@dumbchild1514]

KZbin wouldn’t understand, even a single hour of tooie on the coney stream is like a divine blessing from the heavens. It’s worth the subs

[@GardenGD]

Does he really hate the game that much?

[@WaddleDee105]

@@GardenGD Yes, and rightfully so

[@dollenrm]

​@@WaddleDee105its not THAT bad it's like a 6/10 he acts like he has to play something truly heinous. He should try some of the garbage that vinesauce has played

[@magnus1130]

This shit is content. Not some speedrunner shit playing a game for the first time, no, an idea by just a guy that goes horribly wrong and i LIVE for that.

[@dylansetright3359]

Those speed running gamecube era movie game videos have been great though

[@magnus1130]

not disagreeing with that, i just hate youtube meta where people disguise normally playing a game as a special event

[@yggdrasilsaltar]

@@magnus1130do they do that? they mostly just title it ___ speedrunner plays game for the first time

[@Owen-zm6sq]

The word you're looking for is entertainment. We as a species really need to stop calling other people's hard work "content"

[@KingKalashnikov]

@@Owen-zm6sqVery true, but the term "content" is a particular bit on the CONEY stream.

[@matthewbartlett3442]

I love the idea of 50 piranha plants watching coney play banjo tooie in exchange for their silence

[@DG-vb4vn]

the undertaker bell scared the shit out of me for a sec i thought i was about to go one on one with him

[@MrSkerpentine]

POV: you’re playing through the WWE ‘13 Attitude Era mode *GONG* *GONG* *GONG* *GON-*

[@Baconator2558]

Isn't Undertaker the skeleton with a blue eye?

[@plattiewhack]

@Baconator2558 yeah

[@wesleyem3]

I gotta hand it to Coney... being completely innocent in that one level, then because of that, realizing there's no one to pay off is absolutely genius

[@fishinreallife]

first guy to dehumanize his enemies to justify NOT killing them

[@Color_Splsh]

Coney getting distracted by chat ONE time in a castle level cost him his fire flower and it all went downhill from there.

[@ImTheGuy]

Coney Last Stream: "I am pure hearted" Also Coney:

[@kiwifluorite]

0:58

[@sylveon_exe]

It's always fun when a Coney video pops up from a stream you know was a trainwreck

[@aggapuffin]

17:19 Hammer Bro, I've come to bargain.

[@byrontheusurper6505]

At first I thought this was gonna be "seeing how fast I can kill every enemy type across all Mario games", but that's more of a Smallant or an Alpharad idea, we're on the CONEY channel, of COURSE it's Chaos, destruction and scuffedness!

[@quintonthecool]

We still remember what happened with that goomba, coney. We will never forget.

[@gamerfreakinfoXD]

It’s insane that that glitch with the shell and the plant literally almost never happens but leave it to coney and his funny ability to make things go not his way are great

[@Kaiser25]

Seeing Coney so desperate with the mario victory jingle playing is peak comedy

[@implywood]

Every Coney challenge is like watching an 8 year old come up with a game and change the rules to win as the game goes on

[@boogsss2]

Coney did NOT win

[@nevertwice5021]

Being able to see this shit live is why I love the coney stream. Literal child logic of the “Nu-uh”

[@yggdrasilsaltar]

ive starting noticing a pattern where coney goes “what if i do everything in a mario game!!!!!” and then it ends up being a car crash you cannot look away from

[@byrontheusurper6505]

13:21 you can hear the exact moment he realises he just lost 100 bucks to one level!

[@Keeeyon7]

Let it be known that coney haggled his way to 90 subs FROM MORE THAN ONE HUNDRED FORTY

[@ZachAttack6089]

19:33

[@lucumayogurt]

He spent hours of his life stomping koopas

[@ALloydRH]

I love when Coney makes up a challenge and doesn't think about the logistics until he's given away 1 Coneyllion dollars in gift subs.

[@Zoronii]

From the title I thought Coney would attempt to kill one of every enemy in the Mario universe. This makes a lot more sense but I wonder how long that would take.

[@terrortaste6389]

My favorite trope of CONEY is when he vastly underestimates something and suffers immeasurable consequences for it.

[@thelegendaryhusquin9906]

Bro did NOT know what he was signing up for.

[@ASA-ux7cg]

You should’ve never counted the plants, but thank goodness for that fat payout

[@griffonsarcade]

Had to turn on my sound bar so my neighbors would enjoy this episode with me

[@6.lastname]

the running gag of coney creating a challenge and then obviously cheating over and over is always great

[@BRIE....]

I think what makes these challenge videos so interesting is that other youtubers actually think and approach their challenges in a smart way to lead it to success. Coney just slams into his challenges like a neanderthal which gives room for chaos, and that's where it gets entertaining

[@Lucarijoe]

And then he proceeded to get all his money back from chatters donating for Hunger Games Slop, cinema

[@Gamebuilder2000]

Mario Party 9 and Super Mario 3D Land Confirm Cheep Cheeps are indeed part of Bowser's Army

[@Mechanicalamity]

14:12 I love how he waited so long to weaponize his own inconsistency

[@lizzly25]

The word "witness" implies they can tell someone else what happened. Koopas and goombas are ranking soldiers of King Koopas army. So it makes sense they could communicate somehow to their higher-ups. Therefore, the plants and aquatic life are definitely not witnesses. Just wildlife. My client CONEY is owed a large lump sum in recompense for this mistake, as chat did not correct him. I rest my case. Thank you, your honor.

[@TurtleshipFan]

TRULY A PAYOUT STREAM

[@plushypanda3322]

Goomba: "AHHH-" Mario: "Goombuh go *squish*!"

[@FYGUnkleUrple]

That "EVERYONE" at the beginning was definitely Leon The Professional vibes, Coney has passed the psychopath skill check.

[@ProbablyBarney]

i really like this series of streams where coney spends the entire time bartering with his chat

[@vslazer6728]

Banjo Tooie has just been lingering around waiting for when Coney would get desperate enough to actually pop it, like the Chekhov’s gun of the Coney stream.

[@nonmagicalwitch]

That Hammerbro really tested Coneys Determination and level of violence he would engage in. Yet, after countless resets, even he falls. The last stand of the Koopa army, one last hope to attack Coney in the only meaningful way. Attacking his Determination.

[@homerun0508]

I love that coney does not fully take the time to plan any of these ideas out. He just comes up with a fun idea and sets up some funny sound effects and hope it just works out lol

[@peytonjessen9187]

This is the first stream I watched in full and I loved watching coney break down

[@bravehobo]

This video is proof that crime doesn’t pay

[@TechnoSyndro]

I love how Coney never thinks these things all the way through ahead of time

[@WaddleDee105]

I love how Coney is always coming up with new stream ideas but never thinks any of the logistics over before it's too late

[@LooseCo]

It is absolutely hilarious how quickly this idea completely backfires

[@littykitty040]

Counting Witch must have loved this stream

[@waulkingwithdinos4564]

I love that we will be playing Tooie until the end of time

[@brepn9077]

My engagement shall contribute to the coney payout fund

[@gabrielabrera9966]

1:25 real ones know that you’re supposed to walk into that Goomba to talk to it. The game is secretly an RPG😎

[@byrontheusurper6505]

Dug himself a hole for the fish by allowing the plants to count

[@dr_ill]

Coney and being hoisted on one's own petard - name a more iconic duo

[@exploding_cat3336]

My favorite coney streams are when an idea goes horribly wrong and coney has to figure out how to save himself or the stream idea itself

[@ngcf4238]

I know chat was greedmaxxing, but I couldn't help but think while watching this that the enemies that do not see a death occur on-screen and subsequently cannot be killed, are not witnesses to anything. Technically they are only witnesses if a death occurs in their POV on screen and they escape (off the screen). The rest are just like the unsuspecting next targets.

[@captainsecretwizard]

They're being payed off so Mario can maintain his alibi 🕵️

[@andrewprahst]

12:42 Comey's stance on abortion

[@geminiman5580]

This was an INSANE stream lmfao PAYOUT

[@OzMotion64]

17:19 - The definition of insanity...

[@Hon3yWa5p]

THEY NEVER FORGETTING THE WATERWORLD MASSACRE OF 2-2 gawddamn

[@coreywhitaker883]

Lmao as soon as I saw it I was like, “Noooo the cheap cheap level so many fish going to escape”

[@JohnDoe-gh7bc]

He lasted 9 minutes and 52 seconds before rewinding, that has to be a record, thought it would happen in first 2 minutes

[@alexchan3426]

You kill EVERY enemy in Mario. But you lose $700. Shake

[@Lucarijoe]

Shitty Genie

[@fireeye6762]

Honestly, I know everyones joking about how Coney's a scammer, but I gotta respect him for still gifting hundreds of dollars, it's not like this was a bet where chat had something to lose but he still didn't just pull the plug completely.

[@tgvelvet]

Coney not thinking ideas through into a Pay Out is a true combo

[@SulettaForgetta456]

Bowser doesn't die, he at best becomes dry bowser and he keeps records of all of his soldier's deaths

[@jayde4872]

This doesn’t count because the lore states that the Brick blocks are all toads

[@consoleman94]

it's another "Coney suffering for the bit" episode

[@Mage_Nichlas_]

For World 2-3, technically there wasn't any violence to witness so no, there are no witnesses in this level. Edit: I see Coney realized this too.

[@nick-playercharacter8583]

Coney came into this with such confidence and then desperately tried to argue semantics for the entire run like the coward he truly is.

[@warhelmetithink35]

dont do it!!!!

[@byrontheusurper6505]

Man I love this guys content

[@BLACKSHADOW97531]

I almost typed something too far out of pocket to say, but didn't. I'll take my noble peace prize in singles, please.

[@michaelsponseller5337]

this is going down in the history books as one of the great coney videos with the strangest brawl match nd any carlito video

[@ArcadeStriker]

It's hilarious to see that he only managed to scrape off around half of his humongous sub debt by taking the Chat counterpart of the Evil Genie's offer to play Banjo Tooie lmao

[@brepn9077]

Coney, the Mr. Beast of murder? That’s our streamer

[@fiammaorsmth9840]

Hitman 4 looking weird

[@Bxcars]

"he hit the second goomba!!"

[@romram7984]

Honestly, I can kinda see why everyone kept saying "count the fish and plants" after Coney said at the beginning "Kill everything" But I feel like fish, and unkillable enemies shouldn't really count towards the escape counts. Especially when I think the fish keep coming infinitely till you beat the level

[@byrontheusurper6505]

Silent asassin clause is SO funny

[@toxic_shr00m]

Coney coming up with challenges that force him to create BS rules in his favor is one of my favorite genres here on the Coney YouTubr channel

[@michaelnelson9246]

So Coney thinks a Spiny is just "a clump of cells" until it comes out of it's shell.... very interesting

[@masterofdoots5965]

What do you mean by that? This really feels like you're trying to make this related to abortion

[@michaelnelson9246]

what?

[@masterofdoots5965]

@@michaelnelson9246 No like genuinely what are you trying to say

[@michaelnelson9246]

classic

[@MrMadMister1]

I love how all coney games devolve into him making rules that only make sense to him and him only in an effort to make him seem like the victor in everything he does.

[@lancelee338]

3:55 there’s no way Coney goes the whole video without backpedaling on this

[@tax1283]

Coney would be incredible in a Kaiji: Ultimate Survivor type-scenario

[@PartyStarlow]

Coney forgot that all the question blocks are Toads

[@the_godbodor7026]

Counter argument to Bullet Bills being null, Bullet Bills are just tiny Banzai Bills who are shown to be sentient and have a will in the Mario movie. They have thoughts, they have a will, they are alive and need to be killed

[@0_Cardboard_0]

The least Buddhist video on KZbin

[@aaronbanyard2924]

My girlfriend hates your voice to the point where I have to where headphones if I watch any of your videos. This intro was the breaking point. Love the video :)

[@Breeze926]

Fun Fact. Every single vertical pipe that isn't in 1-1 has a plant.

[@mitchell3968]

Its funny how much money a fire flower costed coney

[@TehHellequin]

Oh my god I need this VOD, what date was this?!

[@liviousgameplay1755]

As a cereal killer, I'm still gonna like the video. Try to stop me, fool!

[@z-powered-nathan]

Every Coney video is just a different argument with chat about rules Coney failed to fully conceptualize or explain

[@grizzlethemagi1574]

Objection: if Bullet Bills were not sentient, then Cappy could not control them

[@BigGhoul53425]

The first time a majority of chat is on coneys side cause they feel bad about how much money he’s losing

[@PeboPz]

It indeed became a movie

[@thomaswestberry5683]

Classic coney dodging responsibility