Every Mario Game but the screen keeps shrinking

Coney plays every 2D Mario game in existence (in his opinion) but with the challenge of that if he gets hit, the game itself gets zoomed in. Will he be able to complete this ridiculous challenge?
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[@pup64hcp]

ah, the old classic of Coney desperately trying to bargain with chat when he fails a challenge

[@AshArtzMusic]

It’s part of what makes him so entertaining

[@ethanroumpf8923]

Hi Pup

[@pup64hcp]

@@ethanroumpf8923 yooo i assume youre from indy smash but i do not recognize your name lmao

[@symawi312]

the moment he first got hit and instantly did a MASSIVE zoom in I knew this video was gonna be good

[@SplashV_]

Watching Coney trying to change the challenge every few minutes is true entertainment

[@buff00n3ry]

What chu doin' here, nerd

[@SplashV_]

@@buff00n3ry I am here to enjoy the coney content sir

[@wollins7244]

This video perfectly encapsulates Coney streams, maybe more than any video he’s made before. It’s a fantastic idea that he refused to test pre-stream, it started going poorly, he made new rules/cheated constantly, bargained with chat to cope with him failing his own self imposed challenge even after cheating, and it’s entertaining as hell the whole way through

[@mbeno.]

coney youtube

[@jenske2881]

You say what we're all thinking man

[@YourLocalNobody420]

Bro read my mind

[@Fairgame7707]

Bro is spitting fr fr

[@cg5380]

CONEY KZbin WOOOOO YEAH BABY

[@atwistedb]

TRUE

[@Diamond_Aura]

The fact that Super Mario World is the final game of this challenge is a reference to Coney moving the goal posts, much like the goal tape that moves up and down at the end of each level

[@Xanek]

Coney: "This will either be a great idea or go horribly wrong", Clueless Overall it was a great stream, Coney failing to beat world 2 in SMW was hilarious, "Time to game" and immediately dies. Even if everyone chat was spamming 4/19/23 it was still a good stream even if it was a bit messy.

[@thedukeofcheese1549]

What was up with the 4/19/23 thing anyways?

[@staticchimera44]

I am also curious on the 4/19/23 thing.

[@PinguiniAlfredo]

@@staticchimera44 Don't ask a Coney viewer what happened on 12/22/22

[@orb3796]

@@PinguiniAlfredo Now I´m not asking, but hypothetically speaking, if someone else asked what happened on that date, what would you say?

[@Watburnt]

@@orb3796 Roblox may or may not have happened

[@frozenmana]

man can't believe he beat this all legitimately and definitely under an hour what a god gamer

[@sunburner_ray]

he did spend a lot of time setting up it was under an hour for sure

[@Matthew.Morcos]

@@sunburner_ray he was so clutch remembering the yoshi house bonus too

[@ChadVanHalen5150]

A minute ten for sure

[@TheFlyinSquid]

coney is that one kid going "No you tagged my clothes it doesnt count"

[@buff00n3ry]

"Everything proof shield, GO!"

[@Alphard72]

I love videos of meticulously strategized challenges that expose aspects of a game that have never been previously considered. I also like when the internet funnyman contrives a untested challenge, swiftly realizes what he has done, and desperately tries to wiggle through someway somehow.

[@thatchillasian8924]

“I knew I was going to beat the challenge, and do you know why?” “Because you cheated.” “…No! Not because I cheated! Because I never changed the rules, and you’re just text on a screen.”

[@jacobdumas7643]

“Ooo this seems like an interesting premise. Maybe he’ll do a 2% zoom or something each time.” *instantly makes a massive zoom* “oh dear lord this is gonna be interesting”

[@pup64hcp]

17:31 Magikoopa when he gets hit:

[@randomcactus5678]

Coney should do an alternate version of this where he makes the screen narrower and calls it tik tok Mario

[@sharlockshacolmes9381]

Coney truly is the king of not thinking things through

[@onlookerofthings6029]

If I had a nickel for every time a steamer fake sneezed to readjust Super Mario World, I'd have 2 nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice (Grayfruit's Mario World glitch hunting vid)

[@TJ-Henry-Yoshi]

What he needs is the ability to move the game capture window around. This idea is a novelty but when coney can't even see where he is, it just makes this a game of memory that he has no chance of winning.

[@suzyheart5415]

Not Zak "Coney" "Died to 1-1 Goomba" Zeeks doing a challenge run of Mario games

[@onlysmiles4949]

My favorite part was when he added that one extra rule

[@yummyos]

Quinn how did you salvage this and turn it into a video you are goated.

[@QuinnandWin]

getting namechecked while scrolling through comments is always a jumpscare haha but thanks! I only had to cut out half the times Coney cheated in order for it to make sense

[@mrgreenboy644]

@@QuinnandWiny'know only having to cut out half of the cheating incidents is pretty good when it's Coney

[@360KnowSoap]

I'll admit I was the one person in chat who mentioned the Mario 3 airship was still on the map. Honestly now I kinda wished I didn't say anything because it probably would've been funnier to see Coney reach the castle & then realize he had to go find the ship, potentially causing him to lose the run. Anyways, gg Coney

[@edfreak9001]

Broke: make him lose the run Woke: make him realize he gets 20 extra minutes and free zoom outs because jupiter is in retrograde and the sun was in his eyes

[@rael7830]

I would love more experimental stuff with games like this, dougdoug had a lot of great ideas for something similar with less visuals over time

[@SkullKidDale]

This video is very reminiscent of some older DougDoug stuff and I'm down for this new direction for Coney

[@LiamSCL]

Good idea: ✅️ Horribly executed: ✅️ Still good content because of coney: ✅️

[@toxic_shr00m]

This video is way more funny than I was expecting. I actually skipped over watching it when I got the notification, but this video is hilarious.

[@FlamingZelda3]

Jokes aside, this is actually a good demonstration of how screen size makes a big impact on how players interact with and feel about a game. Zoomed in screen -> More tense, each obstacle is more of a threat. Micro-game oriented Zoomed out screen -> more chill, everything is less of a challenge. Macro-game oriented

[@chloeligma3883]

you know when i saw the title i thought he was gonna be zooming out to make everything tiny but this is way funnier tbh

[@buff00n3ry]

Watched this while high af and died from laughter

[@FansyBLK]

This video is so good and funny I'm going to like and subscribe and follow him on twitch

[@WaddleDee105]

I love how shortsighted all of CONEY's stream gimmicks are 🤣

[@mattmarshall8639]

Coney definitely the kid who said nuh uh you missed in gym class dodge ball

[@TentaCole]

This actually sounds like a fun challenge.

[@svensvenson4347]

I like that Coney always starts a challenge and immediately has to come up with new rules to avoid losing

[@betchaos7383]

This was truly a cinematic experience with all the plot armor involved

[@shantheman9922]

A new CONEY video two days in a row? Hell yeah

[@trueblueryu5713]

Pretty sure this is less screen zoom than most GBA ports of retro games. Megaman & Bass and Sonic Genesis nightmares abound.

[@supercamborg4218]

Oh don’t remind me

[@noah-ux2cz]

Never knew coney would try playing Mario form his own pov.

[@LunarShimmer]

Never heard Coney as auctioneer mode as he is in this video. "10 more minutes 10 more minutes 10 more minutes 10 more minutes"

[@anshtm1230]

cinematic masterpiece

[@Herecomesdatboi12]

I hope coney plays more retro games these are great

[@chillarmyssbu]

zelda nes XD

[@carlospolk5033]

5:13 funniest moment yet 🤣

[@kayame18]

Finally someone managed to showcase how I feel when I play old Sonic games.

[@pastah6801]

Coney is like a really shitty carnie that rigs things right in front of you and expects you to go with it

[@scaryfingers101]

Hey Coney, I’m watching this on KZbin™️.

[@randomthorn9286]

The amount of goalpost moving is this video is crazy

[@realjames1]

This content is actually fire

[@whyisthereasockoverthere6092]

good ass classic coney

[@SeikOsito]

Clonk "4:22:19" Stevens quaking in his boots to Coney "1:00:00 +12:42" Crabs?

[@Matthew.Morcos]

18:07 just had a full spit take all over my laptop when he moved the camera

[@jakipop3397]

I wish the camera actually followed Mario. I guess that would take a lot more work, but I was really expecting that, and it seems like the more fair way to do this.

[@0DRONZER]

YAAAY CONEY UPLOADED IT

[@wichiewamirez5599]

The way he said this was a bad stream was very funny

[@kestrelynn]

Coney didn't even need to play through obs sincs zooming in can be done through the switch Basically obs was a pre john

[@Bones_]

This isn't a game stream. It's commentary on humanity.

[@whatahoot1185]

Every coney stream challenge being janky is the best part

[@ValueNetwork]

What is this? A high quality and unique gaming concept on the coney KZbin? Insane! Also Based for not including lost levels because of difficulty

[@chillarmyssbu]

not based

[@sablesalt]

Cringed

[@fiammaorsmth9840]

skill issue

[@dasnab2231]

Coney, only one that loses 6 times plus and still wins lol.

[@robertcole2585]

Mario gets consumed by the darkness

[@YourLocalNobody420]

FELLAS

[@D00D64]

>all the old 2d Mario games >skips donkey kong, mario bros, lost levels, and yoshi's island Coney the *Coward*

[@tani2000]

earliest ive ever been :) Funny haha mario game

[@xmiszxiszx]

yes, he said fellas i fu**ing love that

[@Omeg1]

Ngl it's really funny when coney constantly changes the rules, I really liked this video but I think it's not what he's best at

[@techno_otaku]

so like... if i watch this in vr it'll feel like a 3D experience, right? Imagine seeing Coney fail multiple times from all angles.

[@cisforchandelure1722]

Ive never seen someone so obsessed with mario……

[@Oceanatornowk]

Who else but Coney calls the original Mario a “modern” classic

[@hunterculpepper1973]

I did this it's called I don't get hit or at least got hit were it really suited me

[@ngcf4238]

18:18 Coney auctioneer when?

[@byrontheusurper6505]

Imo he should reset the challenge when he can't handle the Zooms anymore, or at a game over... Rewarding game overs is mad counterintuitive! Resetting the challenge would solve all the problems with it, but I get that that would make it to tedious for our coney...

[@darkknightgamer123]

What about a similar idea but rotating the game by 10 degrees every hit/death? 9 hits and his ass is sideways

[@MossyBD]

expected the video to suck ass but this is probably one of my favorite coney videos

[@CarbonMalite]

Chaos edition Super Mario Classic Collection beta

[@BlackWat3rGTR]

Absolutely no cheating has been detected in this run. It has been confirmed legitimate and is now the world record for the Mario Cinematic Speedrun.

[@Xxblade17]

18:08 lmaoo

[@Deepfried_duck]

Fellas

[@partystar91]

He found the original GBA ports

[@FansyBLK]

How do he think of it 😂😂😂😂

[@bungabean3292]

KZbin coney

[@RobinE_Art]

Guy popping off after cheating multiple times and extending the timer. Never change, Coney.

[@neocrama6696]

Coney old 😂😂😂😂😂

[@atwistedb]

Coney small 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@BLazeWigglytuff]

Coney hot dog 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@soulguibo]

Coney least psychotic stream to date

[@RobertGunn]

Coney, I need that hat. where did you get it?

[@poopymeow1235]

poopyhead coney W

[@mario6055]

saying super mario world is boring should be a crime

[@0DRONZER]

21:55 hehe poop

[@thetrueinsaniac]

Sub Mario go brr

[@n.m.a7079]

fellas

[@yecksd]

okay 👌

[@spicy1615]

This is just old 2D Sonic games

[@clydefroge9316]

"Mario 3 is easy"

[@ngcf4238]

Thank you chatters for spamming the date of the stream so I, a casual youtuber viewer, can know.

[@supercamborg4218]

Ignoring Mario Land 1, understandable. Ignoring Mario Land 2? Unforgivable

[@Xxblade17]

Nice

[@potato2769]

its a me a mario

[@Lozzu]

19 more subs drake?

[@bricknbrunk]

anyone else getting the same accura ads every 90 seconds?

[@gabea8913]

Yeah no. Me too.

[@Z-score8786]

Helping the algo

[@Princess_Chuck]

Coney ol cheatin’ ass 2 minutes in

[@Kaiser25]

Coney, my favorite rule maker

[@ngcf4238]

Coney shouldn't the title be: "Every Mario Game but the screen keeps growing" ?