Can You Move From My Pictures

[@kenwhite9218]

Moaning about him filming with a big sign in the back of the van saying "Recording in progress"😂😂😂

[@johncummins3860]

That would be a good reply to the "why are you filming " !

[@camrs125]

And cctv written on the side of the van…irony is beyond these idiot’s comprehension

[@shuttlecrab]

James Corden is in everything these days.

[@davidjoseph3188]

😂😂😂😂 good one

[@fokuz2025]

😂😂😂

[@stevejobson3399]

I thought it was Mr tumble

[@jamesfield1674]

was going to say carfool karaoke

[@adcolt54]

nice to see he found a position elsewhere since he failed on American TV.

[@kathleenmann7311]

“If you want to learn someone’s character, give them a little power”

[@serenityinside1]

Or none at all and see how they try and create some ?

[@therebel4332]

Id admit to abusing it but more for my own personal amusement... Id soon get bored though as I couldn't be bothered to carry on the act.. I'd be a quick fire power wise. The thing I've learned from myself though,, is that the system has a never ending supply of control freaks,, when one gets bored the system replaces them with another. The system is set up in their image.

[@gbrnineteen72]

Imagine the paranoia that could be done if you carried a clipboard when on audits 😂

[@pureChem1calz]

You are forgetting one crucial thing, a three piece suit. That would be enough to scare the crap out of anyone

[@broken_bear9450]

and tick a box and go tut tut tut then look back up at them like ya dad did when you took the big bit of chicken

[@thefightingfelter6456]

🙌🏼 yes

[@hypersleeper8252]

And a high vis jacket

[@anthonyc8951]

You never watched reggie photo?? Lol he's done it a few times.

[@HarryNicNicholas]

"why are you filming?" "i'm checking that people are photogenic, you just scrape in"

[@Nickle314]

When they get very close, I think its only fair to warn them that they will be remembered by their descendents for the contents of their nostrils.

[@MikeEves]

Scraping the bottom of a sh*t filled barrel

[@pogmothoin1342]

Filming for vampires, if you show up then your not one

[@MarriedToTheKGB]

i do love it when you asked them to act the fool for the camera. Direct and to the point

[@slayedclaw317]

No one asked you loner.

[@RB-xg2vz]

Ultimate recognition when a scaffolder recognises you ❤

[@edmiller1007]

This cop said that the woman reported AB, and then the woman lied to AB that she did not report AB!! WHAT A MUPPET!!!

[@dr_dr]

Professional liars and scum that then try to take the moral high ground with the public when it suits their egos (when they're not out raping, stealing and abusing rights of course).

[@Easy_Now_Star]

It's the Muppet Show fella, enjoy! 👊🏼

[@joelhall5124]

Yeah, she pissed me off as well. Self-righteous, narcissistic, bitch

[@SoberbioNumeroUno]

@Bish Bash Bosh Off the clock, off the cock

[@gerrymallon5219]

Ab is a legend even the scafolders working even new who he was

[@daz222]

They just knew he was an auditor, they didn't know he was AB, but they do now :)

[@nathankirby4612]

Even even

[@Big1964D]

Fuck you're easily impressed

[@BurritoSenor]

​@@daz222 even tho the guy shouted his channel name to him.....

[@daz222]

@@BurritoSenor after AB had said his channel name......... yeh :)

[@jeffreymiller5462]

"Just act like fools...tell me to get out." And then the dummy does just that! I almost choked laughing. The voice makes it work.

[@philipwhatcott1964]

"you need to be aware"...they need to be aware that they are there for nothing more than people breaking the law. They seriously need to wind their necks in for innocents, doing innocent activities!

[@ChocolateMilk..]

They'll have their necks winded in eventually.

[@funnyman9616]

They all should be in the police station like the ambulance and fire station are they are all public servants but different job titles the police are public servants and can only be called out by a man or woman not a camera or see you committing a wrong crime in public but they just can’t drive round wasting taxpayers money

[@chewy6349]

I pissed my self when you walked into job centre. "can you react?" 😂😂😂😂

[@maxinerutherford9790]

That killed me 😂😂

[@jdubbleu1011]

Reverse psychology. First time I’ve seen an auditor do it. Unique as always AB! And the whole ‘give me a reaction’ thing was brilliant 😂

[@pureChem1calz]

It does make them aware what is going on, although there are some thickies that might not get the memo, it's quite comical.

[@pureChem1calz]

There is an auditor that has a degree in psychology and I can't remember his name!!!

[@scottgordon7754]

​@@pureChem1calzpower to the prole...

[@DMC888]

It generally only works with small children, or police officers 😅

[@jdubbleu1011]

@@DMC888 yep, up to age 11-ish or full grown police officers 😂

[@Deathbybono73]

Thanks for the pleasure of spitting coffee out of my nose in the job centre AB! 😆☕

[@jbs7979]

That ticket lady is the kind of person who would fight you over the last chip.

[@mickymadeyes3602]

By the size of her arse it looks like she won every fight!

[@tarkus42]

That seems like an excellent way to do things. Just tell everyone to do what you don't really want them to do, and because everyone is so rigidly contrary, they will just do the opposite! "Officer, please infringe on my rights and have an eco trip!" ~ Officer says, "No, Have a nice day!" instead. 🤣

[@robertwright7937]

Don't send me 4 grand? 😉😄

[@harvinderrishiraj888]

I like your thinking

[@TheGrimReaper1]

That was Brea Rabbit’s strategy when he asked Brea Fox not to throw him in the briar bushes

[@lucasmaddox3082]

Yeah I was laughing

[@stuart23969]

Hilarious, more of this please AB

[@LorrieLogan]

Shout to the construction worker !👷

[@madamadam9508]

That was so funny at job center.. I love you AB, all the respect to you

[@pureChem1calz]

Your tone when you said "Just tell me to get out" cured my depression 😂😂😂 hilarious.

[@squawkz1970]

Recently found your channel AB. I have binged watched over the last few days and your vids have provided me a lot of happiness while I am going through a difficult period in my life. Thank you sir.

[@goldberg9260]

We use to get people filming the fire station, so we use to invite them in and show them around the wagons or give them a wave as we were in and out, The police are so self power driven it’s pathetic

[@Dehydratedpencil]

When the job's purpose is to exert power onto others, you will only find psychopaths who want power over citizens. There is no incentive for a police officer to uphold peoples' rights.

[@MikeEves]

Agreed. Most police constables and their sergeants are pathetic. And that's being polite. I've worked with many and they don't know their arse from their elbow

[@pureChem1calz]

That's actually so cool, I bet it was awesome

[@wildboar7473]

They are afraid, must have a guilty conscience. They are use to invade not to be invaded. Bullies are outraged went they are disturbed.

[@brendandarkside1207]

Fb always stand around embarrassed of the police when they both attend

[@markossmith8786]

Councils are always underfunded but have time to ticket cars and make life awkward for businesses

[@spud7823]

Turned into revenue raiser's. Profit making companies on dun and bradstreet..

[@abrut6564]

Totally destroyed businesses down my street since the parking is permit only and wardens have started to hide then ambush, the LTN cameras were the nail in the coffin though

[@spud7823]

@@abrut6564 we own the roads..

[@JT-xt8bh]

There’s always an off duty busy body copper running about with nothing else to do except cause trouble

[@abrut6564]

Councils always manage to muster up the funds for their army of ticket revenue officers, but when it comes to things that don’t make them revenue we have to fight tooth and nail with petitions and endless meetings

[@TheGlassman63]

"I want a reaction, just act like fools" 🤣😂😆

[@michaelcaffrey1297]

I love your honesty when talking to G4S! You’re going to ruin it for everybody else 😂😂. You’ve turned everything upside down 😂. Keep safe AB, I want to see more 👍🏻

[@tommyferris4589]

That warden looked you up and down like a lump of dog shit.. TWICE! I pissed myself laughing 😂😂😂

[@vass500]

What sets you apart from the rest is how funny you are, always putting a smile on my face. Well done AB.

[@tomlong81]

Funny or embarrassingly childish?

[@verbalkint1770]

​@@tomlong81 A good sense of humor.

[@tomlong81]

@@damienrobbie5974 do you really find this funny? I mean its amusing in the school playground as you had mentality of a child then but as adults are you really amused by these playgound antics?

[@barkinmad2296]

@@tomlong81 yes, I’m amused by this 😂🎉

[@AAL-mu8ms]

Get a life

[@amirnazir100of43]

"Act like fools""Just tell me to get out" I laughed so loud woke my 10 months baby up.

[@jasbarsoph]

Loved that clip with the builder guy cheering you on at 5:26.

[@geordieal9187]

Very interesting angle on auditing !!! People just don't know how to react...Well played AB 😂

[@truthbusteryeah5166]

What a liar and coward that first woman was. Stir up trouble and walk away...typical.

[@kayenne221]

Big smiles back to the guy on the scaffolding. 😁

[@themnocrat]

I love that you're getting recognised more, thanks for the great work AB.

[@djdelight_musik7181]

The public never fail to entertain, the gift that keeps on giving 😂

[@MrStaffy01]

the pc in the van i thought for a minute was mr tumble doing a side job he even had his voice mannerism lmao 🤣😂🤣

[@jackwatsonepic626]

Can you guys give me your reaction lol 😅 I spat my coffee out when you said that 😂🇬🇧

[@CambridgeCrazyDrivers]

The Vaping Officer is only about 1ft tall! 😂

[@juleswebb1885]

Vaping stunts your growth

[@fifisuki1876]

Did you mean 1ft short?

[@brendandarkside1207]

Gimli killed nearly as many as legolas

[@bartconnolly6104]

Odd that they consider it absolutely normal for someone to report someone using a camera just because they want to report it but it is not normal for them for anyone to use a camera just because they want to use a camera. They have to demand reasons for using a camera and know where the footage is going but you can't demand reasons and know the identity of the persons to whom she is reporting.

[@verbalkint1770]

It's ABsolutely insane.

[@JonnyParker-]

Welcome to the n.w.o.

[@andrewedwards477]

@@verbalkint1770 I see what you did there. LOL

[@Mister_Holdsworth]

Rules are different around the end use. If you are filming to make money you need to comply to certain laws but if not then you don't.

[@TheSadButMadLad]

Sheeple think that a camera is a regulated device so only those with authority or those under orders from a boss can use one.

[@alfonzobonzo3020]

How many people does the council need to give a ticket ? 9 ridiculous 😂

[@goodyeoman4534]

"Why did you report me" "I didn't." I'd say the lie came naturally to her, but you can see how uncomfortable she was at being confronted in such a direct, polite way, as snitches and gossips always are. Not even brave enough to admit she reported him.

[@Crow_Friend]

A lying copper, what a surprise 🐽

[@MrGiedriokas]

You can tell that she's a disgusting lying cow.

[@easynowoldchap04]

Just think if she can lie about that what else does she lie about whilst on duty,police reports etc she needs sacking

[@jasbarsoph]

Yes that lie just flowed out naturally, Imagine in court if the case wasn’t going her way.

[@BabyUn0]

Yeahhhh

[@Nickle314]

So lets see Section 1, code of ethics means she has to be honest. He's admitted she "must report you". That means she "must" be a police officer Which means when she says, "I didn't report you", she was lying.

[@steveascher1156]

15:33 the disdain she had for you!! Wow! These jobs seem to attract some very horrible people!! The way she looked you up and down as if youre a second rate citizen!!

[@kychemclass5850]

The number of "guards" / "security" personnel who are obviously not UK born is very noticeable. Not that there's anything 'bad' about it but it suggests their employers deliberately employ them. Is it a case of they work under poor conditions or low wages or easily fired?

[@dr_dr]

And will do anything they're told without question as they don't have any understanding of the culture or laws of the land, and seemingly don't want to either.

[@vincentsubmarinismo774]

There's plenty bad with it.

[@jedross2136]

Here’s the scoop; security guards, cleaners, carers etc. are all the lowest of the low, need no qualifications, the job centre pushes you into them. Naturally immigrants will take these jobs as they are always available, then they can look for something else.

[@StrawberrySunday212]

Haha you crack me up! " i got no reaction from the police so can you act like fools and tell me to get out" 😂😂😂😂

[@roberttait6069]

An absolute masterclass, and hilarious, reverse phycology montage.

[@IndigoDisco]

The absolute state of them. Sweet baby jebus. 😂

[@glenmorris8389]

It's actually THE LAW in Britain that you have to employ Nigerian security guards.

[@TheKh65]

Who told you they were Nigerian?

[@ksmith2906]

13:37 “tikkit him man” 😂😂😂😂 killed me

[@thetravellingtokers6385]

Always BIG RESPECT 👍🏻😊👊🏻💚🔥🔥💨

[@mukavelli]

From what I am seeing in your videos @Auditing Britain , many useless jobs given by the government from local to central. England is bleeding money under our eyes, I am annoyed and I don't even live there.

[@PJ-wm9nq]

That first bloke is talking to you like he's introducing Playschool (through the oblong window!). Must be posh in Haringey...one enforcement agent per car!

[@LeeBuckman]

I can't stop laughing at the bit in the job center. AB actually asking for a reaction, just act like fools......... Classic

[@xjet]

So auditing is over as a thing. Righteous indignation on the part of those being videod has been replaced with rudeness. Game over.

[@MysticMountainGems]

That group at the end SCATTERED like the guilty roaches that they are 🤘🏼💥🖤

[@thehoodfab1]

The council fools saying don't film me while wearing a camera themselves. Vote in fools and this is what you deserve.

[@bogdaz4078]

The worrying thing it’s all foreign workers where’s the English workers 🤷🏻

[@knawaz3694]

On the dole

[@KevinJEvans]

AB - Nearly pi55ed myself laughing when you went in the job centre. Love it.

[@ukinvasion2012]

She definitely gave you the 'come to bed eyes' at the end there AB.

[@Scottish1996]

Blonde cop looks all cute and innocent, she shouldn’t be a copper.

[@mrss-vi4uj]

2:14 James Corden now works for the MET police

[@jackdeniels6907]

Awesome Sauce Thanks AB Always put a smile on my face you legend

[@jdubbleu1011]

2:19 - I know James Cordon has fallen from grace recently but becoming a police officer isn’t going to help him gain any respect back 😂

[@DrGreenThumb.]

YES AB, Much love to you and the family...

[@garnhamr]

Do they get training for the contemptuous stare?

[@GG-jw8pt]

First question they get at the initial interview. Then you have have to get a suitable fail rate on basic law in the multiple choice 😂

[@metalnep]

Oh no, a man with a camera! Send the SWAT team!

[@BennyboyTruth]

"Why are you here filming? - Just filming. - For what reason? - To film." I laughed so hard at that comeback! 🤣😂

[@benjijack22]

AB - The Parking Attendents Training Sequence just so so funny!!!! was like watching a "Carry On Film!" AB You Big Wind Up but good fun we love it!! and the workies on the building site wanting your channel after filming the Police, and a thumbs up from them was great!! - Stay Safe - PINAC!

[@godsgod1677]

Asking the Job Centre security for a reaction was hilarious.

[@kennyjones3679]

Since the Murder of Marshall and Millions they should be watched carefully 247 the lot of them.

[@ruperthayes6108]

Foreign people are getting too cocky these days I blame the human rights and opening of the borders

[@ReCoIL171]

Your Great Nation is my paradise 🎉

[@SteveDiamond19]

Hi everyone! Let's all show some support to Random outings last video! Let's get it shared as much as possible! Thank you! Keep up the great work AB

[@KeepitReal876]

AB you are the absolute best. We need more blue badge checkers on the streets 😂

[@speedbird737]

OMG!!!! @ 02:13 James Cordon works for the police! who knew??

[@daytona1212]

What is this world coming to when you can't even get a proper reaction from the servants. 😂🤣😂

[@mikem4138]

How many council employees needed for that task?

[@MetalFan10101]

Broken window + Box on front seat = Bait Van

[@naugladur8534]

10 people for a parking lot which has 15 vehicles. British efficiency eh

[@lint8391]

They need (hyperbolically speaking) to know who burgled my home. But I don't expect them for 1 minute to lift the slightest finger in finding that out. They don't need to know that there's a man with camera filming outside their gates. I do expect them to spend some time finding that out. Disconnect between the police and the public.

[@michielotsen6317]

The sheer contrast to the M.O.D. police's behaviour in PTTP's upload of yesterday.. at a nuclear works site.. telling isn't it!?

[@camrs125]

Just an idea…when plod come up to you..try telling them you’re filming them because of the current climate..be good to see the tables turned for a change 😂…keep doing your stuff AB..we love it…and the scaffolder was cool ✌🏻

[@Derek_Garnham]

excellent idea

[@miriamkivlehan3498]

That's gas...the lads on the scaffold recognising you but the cops didn't 😂😂

[@AZ-vp7xi]

...gas? Lol

[@jordan3405]

stick an old ticket envelope to your dashboard somehow it stops you getting a ticket

[@Arnold1nspiration]

When AB said “see that’s exactly what I’m looking for” to the security I spat my drink out LMFAO

[@adamfreeman2348]

honestly i have to take my hat off to this man. how he can engage with the pigs in person so often, knowing they might do anything to fuck him up, and come out of it psychologically intact. i cant stand the sight of the slimey bastards. he needs to keep reminding them of their legends such as dave carrick and wayne couzens (and the countless other miscreants hidden in their ranks as I write). good luck mr AB.

[@ianhill4585]

They'll sack a few for show, but the so- so's will be let off,as not worth the hassle, this is not a "clearing house", more of a flicking the duster just for show.

[@_JacklNaB0X_]

AB-wan kenobi throwing Jedi mind tricks

[@pluckstevenson..8025]

Always funny to watch great vid ab😊😊

[@adamwhite8318]

Nice one AB that road with the parking wardens is just round the corner from Turnpike Lane tube. I thought I recognised it 😁

[@scousemouse9715]

'Just act like fools'. So funny.

[@WalkingFilming]

That is hillarious. Give me a reaction! ! 😂

[@sean380]

"Just act like fools" 🤣😂🤣😂

[@scottyfatman106]

YO that is one of the funniest things I’ve seen you ask. In the job centre. I NEED A REACTION JUST ACT LIKE FOOLS. YO that was comedy gold. I’m thinking this town maybe one ov the politest ones yet. As with the traffic wardens they should have used yourself as an example for how to compose themselves whilst performing there duty’s whilst LINGERING around as a GANG. Keep up the great work brother it just shows either if you’re for or against your line of work you are still being heard as shown by the SCAFFOLDER you only said your initials and the man knew your channel instantly which I’m sure he’ll explain to he’s pals at lunch. MAYBE try to go see our leader RISHI SUNAK and see what he’s up too . Just a thought. Cheers mate appreciate the knowledge.

[@vidinman]

I have watched a lot of AB videos and so many people in England speak with a foreign accent and they all seem to work for the government

[@AZ-vp7xi]

And ? It's shit jobs that nobody wants to do, at least they're working , not taking your tax money sitting at home

[@brendandarkside1207]

Dude scaffolds all day. Watches AB by night

[@brianshaw373]

You certainly have fans in high places, AB!

[@tinygold772]

😂

[@crazyt5754]

i bet they have to walk in groups coz they would be mashed up. another good one AB!

[@elenofficialmusic]

You didn’t big him up for having his SIA licence on show 😂

[@NarnianRailway]

Call the police! somebody stole the blue paint from the police station gate! 😆

[@ChubbyChecker182]

The day is coming soon when AB's videos will just be him walking around filiming Police Stations, Job Centres and Yellow Jackets with no reactions...it's coming 😁

[@chrispomphrett4283]

Nah, we're never going to run out of jobs worth bumpkins, never fear!😅

[@Derek_Garnham]

I reckon he'll evolve to fit the new environment somehow.

[@nikos-giorgos]

It's a dying profession sadly...

[@andrewmcgowan4202]

Nah there are Darren's and Karen's breeding daily.

[@byMRTNjournals]

Would you believe thats the actual point of all this?

[@williamwilcock4326]

Get yourself up to the M&S Arena in Liverpool where the preparations for the Eurovision are taking place…Security are having kittens whenever anyone with a camera approaches. Take a look at KC Imageworks video!

[@pablomalin]

That Recording in progress ' inside the van haha