Can you win a Mario Kart race with ONLY your EYES?

Can you win a race in Mario Kart 64 only using your eyes to drive?
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Hi there! I'm j0rts, and I like to explore mostly pointless things in video games while playing them in weird, unconventional ways.
Despite my name, this channel has nothing to do with jorts. In fact, I've never even worn a pair of jorts in my life. I just find the word fun to say... j o r t s.
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[@fforby]

This video shows exactly why texting and driving is dangerous, especially behind a teal truck. Be careful out there, gamers.

[@j0rts]

Be safe, those teal truck drivers are psychos

[@asurashun9695]

There's a reason isekai anime don't have teal trucks

[@j0rts]

I never want to see a teal truck again

[@RosieSapphire]

Sounds like a skill issue to me.

[@luigikoopa8771]

don't click on this link i.pinimg.com/originals/d3/e2/07/d3e207102d2ff7d1ae44cd30f4f75e09.png

[@TheVoidCult]

*insert a teal truck*

[@johnzerke4045]

Lol

[@JosiahBradley]

Driving tip 5: Clearly using your eyes to drive is dangerous, so next time I'm driving blindfolded.

[@magusperde365]

I tried and it made my killcount better

[@someweirdo428]

1:40 that is in fact, toad’s head. Miyamoto himself said so. People will be like “oh the one episode of the super mario bros super show showed that it’s a hat” but like, bowser’s name was king koopa and he was green. I’m not sure how accurate that show is to the lore.

[@theironycomedy6]

Hey, Bowser's called Koopa in the Japanese versions of the games! But yeah, other than that, you're right. Also, what lore?

[@user-ui3ty6uv3w]

One thing I realized watching this is he has to ignore his instinct to look at hazards, or else he'll go into them lol. He has to gauge his surroundings from peripheral vision

[@rubylikessonic2]

Learning to drive soon, very helpful thanks you

[@j0rts]

you’re welcome

[@Taha632RMF]

Never drive near teal trucks, they don't teach you this kinda stuff

[@nicoishere333]

just found your channel and im shocked you don't have more subscribers, i think you and other creators like DougDoug would be an awesome collab! i look forward to seeing what new stuff you have in store :D

[@j0rts]

DougDoug is one of my biggest inspirations! I love his videos

[@nefertitimontoya]

Fr! Here at 5k before you get tons of subs

[@SpookyRobinson]

TRIPLE TRIADS! SHEEESHH that ending was intense gg. also 5:50 had me on the edge of my SEAT!

[@j0rts]

the best song of all time

[@dissonanceparadiddle]

So i have two thoughts with this stellar idea to make this better. 1. Make the deadzone smaller or bigger to fine tune control so you can pretty much look away a little to turn. 2. If you allowed one button for drifting i think you could potentially have better reaction time than a normal controller

[@j0rts]

Thanks yeah I’d prob do #1 if I did this again

[@dissonanceparadiddle]

@@j0rts it's a fantastic idea. Could be a potential way for accessibility

[@noisepollution4473]

So, like... while its obviously a far from idea setup, a control scheme like this could legitimately allow some people to experience the joy of playing video games even if a physical difficulty would otherwise prevent that. It would be difficult and would likely only work for games with simple controls, but it'd be possible. That's awesome.

[@whoisteddy]

I love seeing coders making great challenge content. Keep it up.

[@MrsMoores]

A bulky yellow overalled man has been seen disturbing the public peace by causing traffic disturbances. Police advise drivers to make constant eye contact with traffic and stresses not to text and drive.

[@AngelofGrace96]

This is why if children talk in the car you're legally allowed to tell them to shut up

[@hdprod.141]

The only the truck I see is Wario's dump truck...

[@j0rts]

true

[@itsmekevvv]

You are my new nightly internet entertainer, my friend. Funny ideas and great quality videos 👌

[@Baine53]

Next stop, MK8, 200cc rainbow road

[@_Chaotix]

dude im so glad i saw your channel in my recommended, youre super funny! :D

[@4Bakers]

Originally it was a hat, but in modern Mario lore it's part of his head

[@TheAuraCat]

most underrated channel out there

[@simpleman3898]

This is a person who gets distracted greatness nightmare

[@enbymonstercan]

homie ur videos are gr8, can't wait for the next upload !

[@talenstout8324]

THATS PART OF TOAD’S HEAD OF COURSE. BEE WINGS ARE BIG ENOUGH.

[@Mernom]

I think you not knowing the boundary at which the turning starts contributed to the difficulty. Having a visual cue that tells you how much you need to look to turn would help.

[@j0rts]

That’s a good point. I divided the screen into thirds for left, straight, and right but a visual cue would’ve been helpful

[@cuddlequeen3225]

This is spoopy. I thought this would be voice commands but this is possibly worse.

[@kaleguidry]

1:39 according to the super mario brothers super show its a hat

[@Kyylla_]

Okay, that was great

[@fakename5052]

Awesome content!

[@kadelin3318]

Sounds like Truck-kun wants to isekai you

[@nightpups5835]

the fact that you got buzzwole so close to real is impressive

[@j0rts]

thank you, I'm an aspiring artist

[@nightpups5835]

@@j0rts a eye artist

[@The_Asasd]

W j0rts L teal truck

[@Stevow_]

WHAT! I would love to do this! how did you downloaded python code? :0

[@j0rts]

it's mostly custom code that I wrote, but DougDoug's Twitch Plays code is a good starting point if you're looking to do python controlled keyboard/mouse inputs

[@Stevow_]

@@j0rts yo thanks for replying man! this is insane. uhm I was watching doughdough but what I found was the voice commands. do you mean in another video?

[@j0rts]

@@Stevow_ I more so meant that DougDoug's Twitch Plays code is a good general resource if you want to get into using scripts to control games. www.dougdoug.com/twitchplays There's several other things that I had to set up to be able to do this specific video though. Maybe I can do a tutorial someday.

[@Stevow_]

@@j0rts ty for replying dude!

[@pinkie723]

@@j0rts You should show how you did this! Being able to play games with just an eye tracker could be helpful for disabled people that physically can't play games otherwise

[@dnxh2245]

You’re definitely gonna become famous

[@Ansel_G]

How were you able to set this up?

[@tilliemukey8213]

Brown is the least common truck color

[@krustygaming5887]

Feels like Doug Doug content, you should do a collab.

[@JerryCan101]

yo that's tough

[@throwawayusername]

This is cool and all, but now how long until someone beats darksouls one with this control scheme

[@yablock7346]

If you had analog staring

[@Pseudoscience-is-a-scam]

It’s canonically his head

[@cuddlequeen3225]

No blink only mario kart

[@3xcalius]

You should try a mario kart which has steering with a control stick. SNES D pad isnt in your favor playing with eyes

[@WhitedevilEE]

This Controlls need some analog values. This digital Left / right was so painfull to watch...

[@spottenn]

What is the mod that's making this ... Graphically better? It looks odd to me haha

[@j0rts]

Google Mario Kart 64 HD texture pack

[@KazyEXE]

Mario Kart 8DX, yes

[@Luigitorta]

What mario kart is it? And what are the mod you used to the 3d models and Hd?

[@j0rts]

Google mario kart 64 hd texture pack

[@Luigitorta]

@@j0rts thanks Friend!! Keep up the best work!

[@SureyD]

dr-eye-ving pun here

[@j0rts]

nice one

[@NotPythagoreas]

Why the steering wheel was invented

[@casenocat7100]

do this but in real life

[@casenocat7100]

love the videos

[@lordkiza8838]

Idk how this only got like 40k but. You touching grass hit 1m??????

[@skeleton819]

high graphics mario kart 64?

[@j0rts]

Google mario kart 64 hd texture pack

[@skeleton819]

@@j0rts cool

[@Hyperboid]

are you sure you're not dougdoug

[@j0rts]

I’m like 80% sure

[@shellpoptheepicswordmaster755]

So that means there's a 20% chance you're dougdoug's alter ego.

[@justsomeguywhoneverdies9210]

This guy definitely needs to touch some grass

[@Bannanananna]

Your playing with your feet

[@Void_of_randomness]

Hi

[@alphakakcmeddlakadoofahkii3362]

1:38 It's a hat and they take them off sometimes

[@lnvald]

just get an auto reader or someone to read

[@CyberKaiden_Plays]

skill issue

[@tashannasmall7018]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 NOOB😂😂😂

[@THERacercooper]

The wafflehouse has found it's new host.

[@Pandavoices50835]

Nice video!