Ranking Every Mario Kart 8 Track by How Safe It Is

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Mario Kart is dangerous, so I put on my safety inspector hat and ranked every Mario Kart 8 Deluxe track by how safe it is.
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00:00 Intro
00:30 Mario Kart Stadium
01:18 Water Park
01:55 Sweet Sweet Canyon
02:48 Thwomp Ruins
03:36 Mario Circuit
04:07 Toad Harbor
04:43 Twisted Mansion
05:24 Shy Guy Falls
05:57 Sunshine Airport
06:39 Dolphin Shoals
07:05 Electrodrome
07:47 Mount Wario
08:28 Cloudtop Cruise
09:02 Bone-Dry Dunes
09:38 Bowser's Castle
10:14 Rainbow Road
10:38 Moo Moo Meadows
11:18 Mario Circuit (GBA)
11:44 Cheep Cheep Beach
12:16 Toad's Turnpike
12:43 Dry Dry Desert
13:12 Donut Plains 3
13:37 Royal Raceway
14:10 DK Jungle
14:43 Wario Stadium
15:10 Sherbet Land
15:50 Music Park
16:17 Yoshi Valley
16:59 Tick-Tock Clock
17:24 Piranha Plant Slide
17:50 Grumble Volcano
18:21 Rainbow Road (N64)
18:49 Yoshi Circuit
19:23 Excitebike Arena
19:50 Dragon Driftway
20:12 Mute City
20:43 Wario's Gold Mine
21:08 Rainbow Road (SNES)
21:26 Ice Ice Outpost
21:50 Hyrule Circuit
22:15 Baby Park
22:46 Cheese Land
23:11 Wild Woods
23:37 Animal Crossing
24:00 Neo Bowser City
24:24 Ribbon Road
24:50 Super Bell Subway
25:14 Big Blue
25:41 Results/Outro
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[@j0rts]

Stay safe out there

[@LinkTheOnePieceFan]

I will mr Jean shorts 🫡

[@JallWAYSwins]

Yeat

[@JCPplays]

I can't 😔

[@Dr.jerk1357]

And always use smart steering

[@Kakkemans]

Roblox hacker story end be like:

[@HarleyMaebry]

Definitely gonna need Safety Inspector j0rts’s Safety Ratings on the DLC tracks before I invest my money into something potentially dangerous.

[@crazyh]

Underrated comment

[@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth]

Excellent point. If you play Super Smash Bros, I recommend watching the video that goes over each stage's OSHA violations, so you can be certain you only fight in absolute safety.

[@titouanv4532]

But he did them

[@V00doo1Xim]

​@@titouanv4532link to video?

[@TotalDramaHarold]

@@titouanv4532I think they meant the booster ones

[@thatguyhanzo3468]

I must say thwomp ruins got rated VERY high for a track with no guard rails, jumps, rolling boulders, and, well, thwomps

[@shannonhartfield2100]

The Thwomps paid for a higher score.

[@djroscurro9859]

​@@shannonhartfield2100they did pave all the roads after all

[@adora_was_taken]

@@djroscurro9859 the kart-industrial complex is insidious. it goes all the way to the very top.

[@paulstock260]

⁠​⁠@@djroscurro9859I thought Whomps were the ones that paved the roads, not Thwomps?

[@djroscurro9859]

@@paulstock260 True, but they're usually close to each other. They share a brotherhood. Hell, Thwomps reside in Whomps fortress alongside the Whomps.

[@pedroleitevik5523]

To be fair, with 1up mushrooms and necromancy, the mushroom kingdom most likely have incredible healthcare wich is most likely why they seem to ignore any and all safety precautions

[@MatthewConnellan-xc3oj]

Yeah, when your healthcare is that good, at that point, safety is just a waste of resources

[@johnrickard8512]

1-up mushrooms ARE necromancy...but they are damn good at it. Hyrule also has these things called Fairies which are just as good.

[@yohhh6715]

@@johnrickard8512Doesn't the fairy die? I don't remember any shopkeepers selling any fairies and you often catch them yourself so i guess it has to be taboo

[@johnrickard8512]

@@yohhh6715 it isn't that they die but that they are often in places that a mere NPC may have trouble getting to.

[@elvingearmasterirma7241]

​@@yohhh6715 What? No!! The fairy just flies away after healing you up! which i mean considering you stuff em into a jar beforehand is super duper nice of em But yea. No fairies die. Theyre just difficult to get your hands on because they often are in monster infested areas or just hard to reach areas

[@gameplayboy5686]

Now I want to see a mod where every track is made safer based on this

[@DanielHarveyDyer]

Let's get them all up to FIA grade one, and the complain about track limits for 90 minutes every Sunday!

[@CheesyLizzy]

I like this idea 😆 First off, we gotta add safety rails everywhere we can

[@IShy2]

I'd call the mod "easy tracks"

[@atsukana1704]

Just imagine all the good tracks but more boring

[@JonathanWalcott]

@@atsukana1704 i got an idea we make it so there is no ramps or boosts

[@rybot7182]

"Drome" was originally an ancient Greek word, 'dromos,' meaning 'course.' It gained notoriety through the Greek hippodromos, chariot racing arenas where brave Disney characters would fight to the death in the gaaaaaames as Danny Devito coached them from the sidelines. The French later stole the word and cut off the last few letters as they're wont to do, resulting in 'drome,' and continued the racecourse tradition with Formula Une. Danny Devito's love of various methods of transportation would later result in variations such as the motordrome and aerodrome. The widespread adoption of electricity would eventually lead to famed inventor Deadmoufive creating electronic music, whose pairing with Japanese go-kart enthusiasts and esteemed Mario villain Doug Bowser culminated in the creation of the Electrodrome: a musically imbued go-kart race track.

[@j0rts]

Wow thank you, I feel so much wiser now

[@MisterNohbdy]

this incomprehensible mesh of information and nonsense truly captures the zeitgeist of our time

[@LotoTheHero]

Thank you for the insight!

[@OliverSchlecter]

@@MisterNohbdyperchance

[@danielgoldberg8214]

You did not have to go this damn hard with your comment

[@PenelopeStoneVT]

How did Thwomp's Ruins get that high a score after almost dying several times? lol

[@taida8511]

The very reason why I went to look at the comments. Especially right after Sweet Sweet Canyon got a lot less points, despite Thwomp Ruins having all the things that made SSC dangerous, and in addition to that, it's own dangers too. I'm starting to doubt how safe it is to have someone like j0rts judge the safety of tracks...

[@rurintoge7425]

This video made me realise I never quite took the time to just... look at the tracks. Missed so many details before! Granted, it IS safest to keep your eyes on the road while driving...

[@jonahdunch4056]

Would recommend Any Austin for this kind of content - he has a video just exploring "odd and unremarkable" places in Mariokart Wii, and it revealed a lot of the beautifully rough edges in that game

[@geaux13saints56]

Literally, I’ve never seen those bats on yoshi valley or that construction sign on grumble volcano

[@nikk-named]

It took me to Toad Harbor to realise that it wasn't a rating of how dangerous the track is, but how safe it is. Now everything makes a lot more sense.

[@axisred2301]

Baby Park danger level: 9.9/10

[@HVY526]

@@axisred2301 XDD

[@faceofmanpng]

To confirm, Wario's last name is, not surprisingly... Wario. Just like Mario (he uses his own name, and Luigi also uses Mario, hence Mario Bros.)

[@BlahajOfficaI]

What about waluigi

[@Ryann9]

⁠@@BlahajOfficaII would assume that waluigi is a brother of wario, which would mean his last name is wario.

[@JohnnyBensons]

"Hi, my name is Luigi Mario" Not that I think about it, it kinda makes sense that he's called the green mario

[@OmegaGlops]

​​@@Ryann9Waluigi has been confirmed to not be Wario's brother on multiple occasions; the Mario & Sonic series has made a habit of explicitly stating that in multiple games. Shugo Takahashi has also stated that they're not even blood related. Waluigi is just... some dude with no relation to Wario that happens to share a lot of uncanny characteristics!

[@eggysthings6600]

​@@OmegaGlopsthey're best friends!

[@techoeastveld]

The fact he uses a real Mercedes car colab vehicle to test these tracks, really shows his dedication to keeping us safe!

[@haroeneissa790]

I love how Sunshine airport implies that the mushroom Kingdom is absolutely massive and not just some small country with a few villages like most people imagine it. Bone dry dunes is an almost 6 hour flight. That is similair to the amount of time it takes to fly from Amsterdam to Dubai in the real world. But somehow the metro connects all those places which means that the metro stations must be incredibly far apart.

[@MisterNohbdy]

but everybody in the Mushroom Kingdom uses zeppelin-style airships, so a 6-hour flight by one of those is probably like a 30-minute plane trip

[@haroeneissa790]

@@MisterNohbdy the planes at Sunshine airport seem to be regular planes.

[@Dexuz]

Which is kind of bullshit as the continent where the Mushroom Kingdom exists is quite small, as you can see on Mario Odyssey's globe.

[@haroeneissa790]

@@Dexuz Maybe the planet is much bigger than earth. We don't get anything as a reference for scale and we don't know how long it takes for mario to travel between the Kingdoms.

[@Dexuz]

@@haroeneissa790 That's a possibility although the planet would have to be very big, and big rocky planets cannot exist as they would collapse into gaseous planets.

[@StarshadowMelody]

"Bowser's castle has a _Lot Of Work To Do._ 2.1 out of 10." Bowser: "Yup, gotta get that 0.5."

[@TheRealestSpeedster]

jorts never fails to do the thing where you do the thing to find out how to do the thing

[@j0rts]

That’s a great description of my channel

[@Bulblorb]

Facts

[@linkfan0542]

*j0rts

[@LocalGhostSoru]

I appreciate that the antigravity isn't counted as danger, as it's safe enough to stop upside down without any problem

[@sinteleon]

As long as there are proper guardrails keeping you on the anti-grav.

[@amesstarline5482]

The helmeted look of Miis really sells the Safety Inspector vibes, that and being in a realistic car.

[@javagirl98]

This is the most anyone has ever used the “reverse” button in this game.

[@angelogaray8019]

Me on 200cc:

[@pvzfanboy2002]

I love the idea of this random real life safety inspector being called in to professionally analyze the safety of fictitious and out there worlds. And him fully taking it as professionally as possible

[@bruh_dah_]

I remember in Mario Kart 7 when i was a kid i use to hold my breath when i enter any underwater sections for as long as i lasted racing there, Wario's Shipyard was a killer for me

[@the-inatorinator]

Yes I want to see this for the DLC, it was hilarious. The concept is already funny, but what put it over the edge was your role as the safety inspector instead of a random youtuber talking about safety

[@ethancheng6734]

On Toad’s Turnpike there are signs that say “no limits”. Very safe indeed.

[@haroeneissa790]

Toad might be a german.

[@CK_123]

You know, I had no idea that slowly running into hazards didn’t actually stun you, neat

[@tiannaroberts6153]

I disagree with giving water park a lower score due to you not being able to breathe underwater. This park was obviously made for a different sort of creature with different needs, saying that their park is bad because it has alot of places for fish-pigs to breathe is biased. If you are going off this standard, then Mario Kart Stadium should get a much lower score because it doesn't have anywhere for fish-pigs to breathe and is extremely hazardous to them. Especially when you consider the Water Park was ruled more dangerous than Thwomp Ruins which has multiple things in it that could crush and instantly kill you.

[@Leeloo_the_fox]

actually, the fish pig people have evolved to be able to breath both water and regular oxygen, much like a turtle

[@eusier9403]

This is like how fast can you touch death but Mario Kart version

[@Pumpernikkle]

Im starting think your safety officer certification isn’t legitimate…..

[@LotoTheHero]

No way! Seems totally legit!

[@AnonymOus-ss9jj]

In the Mushroom Kingdom you don't need certification.

[@TheManofBrisk]

​@@LotoTheHeroDude said a desert track with a quicksand pit and giant spiky caterpillars is safer than a country road with a mole problem. The inconsistency in the rating criteria actually bothers me.

[@Jeetaruey]

There is actually 4 Animal Crossing tracks. There is one for each season and you only inspected the summer one. Which one you get is randomly generated, so you will have to try a few times to get the rest.

[@TheManofBrisk]

Actually while you're selecting Animal Crossing, you can hold down R, L, ZR, or ZL to choose which season you want to race in. Each button corresponds to a different season, I don't remember which one is what.

[@alyssalong7913]

Please do more once wave 6 is out! This was so fun to watch!

[@commander-fox-q7573]

19:32 has gotta be one of the best lines I’ve heard in a while. Nice to see so many safety enthusiasts out there!

[@everest5718]

Extra note with every underwater track: In this game you can play as Inklings! Who are well known to be unable to swim or be submerged in water >:( this means they are even less safe as any unsuspecting inkling could be splatted!!

[@Drizzilenotreal]

actually, if we assume this isnt salt water, theyre fine!

[@TheRandom000]

My man rated an amusement park 4 points higher than just a normal town

[@alansmithee419]

1:40 You forgot the fact that if you drive into water at high speed it's almost like driving into concrete. The deceleration on impact will be immensely unsafe. Also if you're in a vehicle with just your head poking above the body of the car the car's gonna wanna keep going and your head aint. Whiplash go brbrrrr.

[@MasterLagoz]

This is what they mean with the saying "cutting corners," so many corners without safety railings just to save on money!

[@PhoenixAce64]

When jorts uploads you know it’s gonna be a good time.

[@proudsmog2]

Great*

[@Kakkemans]

Awsome*

[@gerald2508]

*Monumental.

[@thedreadpirateblacktooth5551]

*Stupendous

[@mattm7220]

Wait... *THAT'S* how to get up to that ledge in Bone Dry Dunes!? By purposely running into the *obvious stage hazard* that in any other course would destroy you instantly? 🤯

[@reaganlpeterson]

In NeoBowser City, it is always raining, which decreases friction and makes guardrails even more important.

[@3possumsinatrenchcoat]

important question: how quickly can you become cool in every Mario Game? (touch ice)

[@ericrautio7451]

I'd say most of the antigravity sections, particularly the ones that go fully sideways or upside down, would DEFINITELY count against the safety rating since there's no obvious safety precautions in place for if the mechanism causing the antigravity effect malfunctions

[@AnonymOus-ss9jj]

I don't think he's there to rate the safety of the anti-gravity, and probably assumes that somebody else will do it. (Nobody will.)

[@therawkhawk64]

I loved this one. A j0rts video never fails to entertain. In addition to the DLC for Mario Kart 8 DX, I'd love to see you give the bois over at CTR a safety check.

[@BobTheAnimeDude]

I never noticed how demonic the snowman on sherbet land looks lmao

[@boshman11]

How did Thwomp ruins end up with that high a score with crushing boulders, edges that lead to a free fall, a jump into a possible underwater segment and one jump down a giant flight of stairs across a chasm? I was pretty surprised to see it fare better than Waterpark

[@TheWeirdcoreMan]

Such a generous lad, risking his own life to keep us safe. Definitely much appreciated 🗿

[@cyberknightgaming2094]

your "how fast can you _________ in every __________ game?" series is what made you take off and i like that but IMO these kinds of vids are better

[@spicybeantofu]

Same feeling

[@arthurlaurencon1697]

Jeez this is exactly the type of content I crave. Not a Nintendo game but I'd love to see someone rank the Dark Souls 1 bonfires by how comfy they are.

[@yoshidababies4222]

Never noticed the subway map or airport departures screen! Thank you for helping me see new details!

[@bingusbongus9807]

you failed to account for the employed lakatus that save you from any falling hazards, still more dangerous then railings(although since this removes the possibility for a crash into the railings it could be safer) since the lakatus could fail it is still a great attempt to reduce the hazards of these unsafe environments and should have been considered

[@Goatman_Gamer]

A drome is a place for running or racing. And agreed, I thought it was electro dome at first too.

[@DaShikuXI]

I appreciate how you managed to make a character that does in fact just scream safety inspector.

[@notshockwavedemon7543]

Rainbow Road being the most dangerous track is what I expected. Good

[@HmmmmmLemmeThinkNo]

I loved this!! I also love that first and last were predictable, but nothing else was c:

[@just_ur_local_idiot]

I love how Mario kart puts ur character's life in danger, it adds to the thrill!

[@doodlebug47]

"Looks like we got a classic case of THERE'S LAVA EVERYWHERE."

[@eclipsicalbluestocking1182]

There's something really cute and wholesome about that safety inspector Mii and his slow driving

[@ShinyMew76]

I definitely want to see this for the DLC tracks! I loved this video!

[@bob171]

SNES Mario Circuit 3 would probably get a 10/10. There is pretty much no danger besides the 1 optional speed boost near the end of the track

[@Kesune5]

That was fun and an interesting view through the tracks. Please do it with the DLC courses as well. =)

[@spicybeantofu]

Gotta wait for them all first

[@adora_was_taken]

@@spicybeantofu they are here. i expect to hear some words about wii rainbow road.

[@semaJCh]

This knowledge will keep me much more secure 🚗

[@DarkWizardFoxo]

i mean id absolutely love to see a part two with all the dlc tracks please mr jorts

[@Sly88Frye]

Okay wow! Now I wish you would just do this for all the Mario Kart games because this actually is a surprisingly brilliant and funny idea. It was a lot of fun to watch and listen to your commentary

[@izzyme989]

This video was truly amazing. I laughed, I cried, and, surprisingly, I felt safe. I am ready to go on only the safest tracks going a safe, manageable speed.

[@MudrasofEarth]

Bro i love you :') the thumbnail already killed me

[@AceJackWagon885]

I thought this was gonna be a ranking video based on how dangerous the tracks are in MARIOKART, not REAL LIFE.

[@TheBreadPirate]

SMH... Road workers have no respect for safety these days.

[@billbobs678]

True

[@dili3713]

I love how he sounds like a real inspecter😂

[@6SamChat9]

This is hilarious and entertaining, And I would love to see a sequel for the DLC

[@XPGrindDeathking]

Definitely need to see the DLC tracks getting an inspection, good stuff!

[@DanielSanGMR]

Return of the King

[@ChuckTP1]

here from sambucha newest video

[@QMADDEN]

You should do how safe are the smash bros levels

[@coralinefoster7831]

i was gonna leave a comment about how a lot of these rankings don’t make sense in comparison to eachother but then i realized it’s literally a mario kart video and it’s almost 1am

[@RainShinotsu]

Thank you for the inspection, but I'm gonna need a breakdown on these scores. Some of them felt way underrated

[@ninjaydes]

As someone who enjoys Mario Kart, I think sharp corners are the worst safety infraction... but this video and its literal sense safety standards brought a smile to my face. Thank you.

[@radiospd]

i love watching some guy rank mario kart tracks on how safe they are at 4 am 💪💪💪💪

[@comehaveabageltv]

I want the checklist on some of these deductions. Toad's Turnpike got hosed on the safety rating.

[@MichaelTaylor-qp2xf]

Yes, please make one of these videos for all of the DLC tracks!

[@ragnell27]

J0rts is always asking the important questions.

[@KingLaZrButBad]

for alot of the long falls, you should probably account for the safety of the race itself, since every time you fall a lakitu catches you right before you could get hurt and takes you back on the track safely

[@wombatpandaa9774]

I'm glad you decided to talk about this because I literally never knew this existed until doing a government internship last summer.

[@RedSpade37]

Neat idea! I love videos like this. I still remember the cows...

[@sagacious03]

Fun analysis video! Though, the rating system seems a little shakey on consistency, so I wish it was clearer how the criteria total up. Thanks for uploading!

[@weegeemanxd2591]

I would like to see a Mario Party version of this- Like Boards rated by happening spaces & themes or just the mini games.

[@CheesyLizzy]

This was a really fun video to watch, thanks for making it, I really like your sense of humor ^^ This feels like if Elliot from Milo Murphy's Law reviewed Mario Kart

[@Dovah_Slayer]

This video showed me the exact moment the headlights turn on i love small details also fun fact: TMNT uses the suffix Drome (ie the technodrome) wrong as it denotes a place for running or racing

[@mathybrain8]

According to the giant soda bottles in the 'sea,' the yellow-orange liquid on Sweet Sweet Canyon is Princess Orange brand orange soda.

[@johnrickard8512]

Lol it is always fun to see courses ranked in a manner they were never meant to be ranked in For the record, I definitely want the DLC courses as well.

[@anketeichmann1826]

Awesome video ❤

[@UnholyBasil]

I love that there are times when you sound very similar to Chris McClaine. Keep up the good work

[@louie.kazooie]

yesss pls do a part 2! :)

[@thechaineofdeadpool]

So, I would love to see a video like this for the DLC tracks but, also, why not doing this for other entries on the series (tho, the ones from "DS" onwards because I don't think there would be a lot to say about the first games, safety-wise)? The concept is very funny and it would be very great to see more of it!

[@NonisLuck]

That's commitment to the bit 😊

[@aquawrld]

I’ve never thought about how unsafe Mario kart tracks are, I’ll remember this next time I get on Mario kart!

[@juniemarin]

I love your narration 💖

[@tromedlovdrolmai]

I'd love to see the dlc tracks safety ranked, is also like to see each other season of Animal Crossing ranked, as each season does have some track differences

[@DesignFrameCaseStudies]

If Nintendo doesn't take these safety concerns seriously in the next packs, I'll be taking them to court.... I like your tone of voice here and Water Park had me rolling with fish pigs lol. I know this requires more work but maybe consider establishing a ranking system that you can deduct points off of in its categories. Great work inspector!

[@inesnobre2703]

9:34 YOU MANIAC! YOU KILLED ME BOI!

[@chameleoncove]

My favorite part is you looking at the airport screens and the subway map. You gotta know where to go next. 😆

[@lauriestark2282]

dont you hate when you're driving and suddenly there is cake frosting on your tires 😔

[@sir.mipmop2286]

I would definitely say bowsers castle is more dangerous than rainbow road, rainbow road is just neglectful in the safety features while bowsers castle was specifically designed to kill you, there’s literally weapons swinging at you from the ceiling and even a huge bowser robot thing that tries to crush you

[@juliam6489]

Sunshine airport was my favorite for 8 yrs and I never noticed the flights were courses

[@SunnyCress]

I will say in response to moo moo meadows, farm animals (mostly sheep though) are relatively commonly left in fields that have roads running through them with no farmer present in rural England

[@epp678]

Mushroom Cup Mario Kart Stadium: 8.3/10 Water Park: 5.2/10 Sweet Sweet Canyon: 4.9/10 Thwomp Ruins: 5.7/10 Flower Cup Mario Circuit: 8.1/10 Toad Harbor: 8/10 Twisted Mansion: 4.8/10 Shy Guy Falls: 5.3/10 Star Cup Sunshine Airport: 6.6/10 Dolphin Shoals: 4.2/10 Electrodrome: 7.1/10 Mount Wario: 5/10 Special Cup Cloudtop Cruise: 4.9/10 Bone Dry Dunes: 6.3/10 Bowser’s Castle: 2.1/10 Rainbow Road: 1.9/10 Shell Cup Moo Moo Meadows: 8.5/10 Mario Circuit (GBA): 8.1/10 Cheep Cheep Beach: 7.7/10 Toad’s Turnpike: 8.2/10 Banana Cup Dry Dry Desert: 7.3/10 Donut Plains 3: 6.9/10 Royal Raceway: 8.3/10 DK Jungle: 4.3/10 Leaf Cup Wario Stadium: 4.5/10 Sherbert Land: 6.8/10 Music Park: 5.7/10 Yoshi Valley: 6.1/10 Lightning Cup Tick-Tock Clock: 6.4/10 Piranha Plant Slide: 3.7/10 Grumble Volcano: 2.3/10 Rainbow Road (N64): 4.8/10 Egg Cup Yoshi Circuit: 8.4/10 Excitebike Arena: 9.2/10 Dragon Driftway: 7.9/10 Mute City: 5.1/10 Tri-Force Cup Wario’s Gold Mine: 5.4/10 Rainbow Road (SNES): 4.9/10 Ice Ice Outpost: 8.6/10 Hyrule Circuit: 7/10 Crossing Cup Baby Park: 9.9/10 Cheese Land: 6/10 Wild Woods: 6.2/10 Animal Crossing: 8.2/10 Bell Cup Neo Bowser City: 5.9/10 Ribbon Road: 6.1/10 Super-Bell Subway: 6.2/10 Big Blue: 4.7/10