Can You Win A Race in A Straight Line?

[@MVPsheinworker]

imagine how degrading it would be to be passed by a guy hitting 17 walls every couple seconds

[@Kajssbm]

FR

[@jraug44]

It's like those ghosts in Mario Kart Wii that have impossible records but then when you watch them they just go all over the place and run into walls and fall off the track😂

[@Hi_12344]

@@jraug44FR MAN 😂

[@dikephobia]

mikaeli you have successfully hit wall 17 times

[@bobmcjoe-zg9tt]

“Not that straight of a track, Guess that’s why they call it rainbow road”💀💀 -RedFalcon 2023

[@Iamthwonetruespinjitzumaster]

That ain't the rainbow road that's the G@¥ way

[@Silver_Sonic_23]

I just got that joke. I thought it had something to do with Road.

[@beepboopboopbeep3]

That definitely got a little laugh outta me

[@wezen89]

Never even thought of that

[@Will_3000]

Sam's too clever, love him

[@scratchy523]

5:15 Trust me, never in my life have I EVER seen someone be _that_ happy to come 11th.

[@jiandeyu8029]

bro forgot about smart steering

[@danielreid7292]

Bro baby shark

[@user-S853]

Well… when it was just me and my dad before either of us were good enough to beat cpus…

[@luistailsprower3051]

5:11 "Go, baby, go! Literal baby!"

[@rockinggamerdude]

2:10 little things like this that editors, put in videos, always make me smile just that little level of detail

[@nunyabizness8919]

I love how for the first 3 modes, Falcon popped off so much, but on 200cc his reaction was much calmer, like the calm you feel when you've just completed a long journey.

[@TheOneAndOnlySnazzyJazzyAzzy]

that ending was a cinematic masterpiece

[@B33F_M0NG0L1AN]

Each video your storytelling is getting so much better! Keep up the great work!

[@qiupika11]

Without Smart Steering, this challenge is supposed to be impossible. But somehow RedFalcon managed to do it!

[@learningwithlp7033]

or Bullet Bill

[@happyarjay]

Leave it to RedFalcon to come up with these kind of insane challenges.😂

[@penguinsarecool6357]

You mean sam

[@Xxblade17]

Fr

[@shibalienelite5247]

@@penguinsarecool6357 wdym sam?

[@penguinsarecool6357]

@@shibalienelite5247 Sam is falcs irl name

[@penguinsarecool6357]

@@shibalienelite5247 I know this because of when he played with raysfire and panga

[@micahheyward5342]

Redfalcon: This is not a normal Mario Kart video Us: We're used to them by now with you

[@ksmproductions4976]

I haven't watched this channel in a while, and my God it's good to be back. This channel entertainment me on so many car rides, plane rides and more. One of the greatest youtubers of all time

[@JojokimVT]

Imagine sitting in your dark room when suddenly, you hear ”WAH”. Ngl, that would lowkey be terrifying

[@Will_3000]

I love Falc's wild excitement 😂💙

[@virict4648]

Same

[@natestuart8239]

Same

[@yukimidaifuku_DLsite-d3o]

Same.

[@BlahBlahFreeman]

11:31 and 12:02 That was such subtle editing there. Fantastic video.

[@Johnisisisisisisi]

“I beat the entire Mario series without the touching the controller” That is a new video idea for you falc

[@El_pouleto]

I beat the entire game without even playing it. A new video ideo for Red Falcon hackeeeer

[@jameslars7391]

I mean it would be possible just have someone else play the game blindfolded and have Falcon give directions

[@cubingwithari1586]

@@jameslars7391 that actually sounds so entertaining

[@GamerAquiles0101]

I beat the entire mario game without have a mario game this is a CHAD challenge

[@El_pouleto]

@@GamerAquiles0101 pov: You pirated a mario game from nintendo

[@thepurplegamer621]

“It was time to put a baby on a scooter with no handlebars in the middle of the highway” 💀 11:00 That sound so bad out of context 😂

[@Godslayer0-2364]

I like how he says this isn’t a normal Mario Kart video like any of his other videos are normal

[@npmt00]

❤🎉😮Clark

[@dr.ravioli6654]

The editing on this video is top tier man! Keep it up

[@Luca-D21]

Sime has some of the best editing and you are the best gamer/commentator it is such a brilliant combination. I love your content keep it up.

[@nitro1743]

I’ve watched your channel for a long time now, and I’m really impressed with how much the quality on your videos have increased! You’re a great personality and this editing style is extremely entertaining.

[@cjplayz9387]

6:13 I laughed way too hard, because the music in the background while baby roasalina was hoping on a tire lmao..

[@RaichuKFM]

This is a landmark achievement in unnecessary nonsense challenges. I love it to bits. Congrats, steerless champ!

[@WolfManCometh]

This is some of the best editing I've seen on this channel!

[@sailorcat]

I could actually see Baby Rosalina just randomly stopping somewhere and petting cows, or whatever. xD

[@random_tag_due_to_issues]

9:34 LOL 2023 Comedy has peaked

[@Indianajoneson-kl5js]

Dude that rainbow road joke was 🔛 🔝

[@crazydaffy67]

That ending so where you show your previous wins with rainbow road music so dramatic 😂 love it

[@Samantha-lp6kz]

so glad i found this channel, keep up the awesome work :)

[@ChespinKnight]

LETS GOOOO I may be watching this a year later but it was still hype to watch lmao Love the feeling of hope it brought haha

[@FuzzyJeffTheory]

Great editing Sime!

[@yukimidaifuku_DLsite-d3o]

7:22 That yelp from Baby Rosalina, though.

[@w0ldimortthe2th]

6:40 how did Mr Krabs mess up!!! Someone must have distracted him with cash

[@izziefox1731]

I was totally trolled by the vending machine at 02:10 I really thought Coke would pop out the machine😂

[@v3nxm129]

dudeee this video was insane i love this type of editing!!

[@kewellwaters6774]

I swear I never known such a determined guy and he tried so hard it’s brilliant

[@yuvansgameworld]

The fact this took over a week to record is insanity to the next level ❤🎉❤🎉

[@KuromiMobile]

I got to this video without clicking on it

[@fnafh]

Did Joe play the video for you

[@SūnnyNT]

​@@fnafh let me guess joe miller?

[@Salza02]

Did you tap it?

[@TaygenXD]

Did you use your nose?

[@dalleaudalleau8144]

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[@hermionableble]

IS THAT PATRICK STAR 1:10

[@alexdonthavelastname2182]

I've only watched 2 videos and I'm loving this!

[@PizzacrusT14]

A truly incredible achievement only accomplishable by the best of the best. Well done red falcon. Well done👍

[@KrheanosIsland]

9:34 I think that's the best joke I've ever heard in my life, kudos to you, Falcon.

[@hunteroverholt4675]

9:34 highly underrated joke

[@squiddler7731]

The fact that you'd probably do better by during on smart steering + auto-acceleration and putting the controller down for 3 laps is really funny

[@deadlineuniverse3189]

6:15 Proof that baby rosalina never gets too tired to move forward

[@saranino5732]

Too… TIREd?

[@Monsterous_roblox]

He has seen every corner ofmario kart, litterally

[@EliasTinocoMancina]

"And just a few tracks later, I heard his voice calling my name... (5:30)"

[@patricksegovia1585]

Randy was helpful 🥲🥲😇

[@Babybutterfly55]

*WAAAA*

[@Wormhole_content]

Most emotional video i think ive ever seen

[@jacobjude6319]

3:32 no one gonna talk about funky Kong in a Minecraft boat???

[@hotdogbrained]

This is what happenes when you combine the skill of an avarage player with the brains of a pro,and give them a challenge

[@ThePkmnYPerson]

5:16 Cool. You got two 1st places at the same time.

[@prpltoad]

this is so cool!! i had no idea anyone could do this fr

[@boazdegraaf]

6:58 mr. Krabs in the back

[@CanadaPlayz48]

"I realized it was time to put a baby on a scooter with no handlebars... in the middle of the highway." - Falc out of context

[@matthewdesrochers4581]

Love to see Mr Krabs getting out and cutting loose on the track

[@ploopygames2634]

1:09 if you slow this part down, you can see patrick

[@VinceGames24-7]

Hello Is This The Krusty

[@saranino5732]

@@VinceGames24-7NOOOO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!

[@VinceGames24-7]

@saranino5732 I’m not a Krusty krab

[@connieng2897]

“I heard his voice calling my name” WAAAAAAH😂😂

[@jamesrushton319]

i was going to just leave the video like huh wow thats really cool at the end of 150cc but after watching you actually beat 200cc Definite thumbs up!

[@GoodbyePeoples]

7:06 : Mr. Krabs: How has a baby bested me!?

[@EmanSMM2]

Continuing (344) to tell Falc that we all love him and respect him. This looks like a fun video!!! Can’t wait for this!

[@RyanGandee]

Agreed

[@jennfreeman1962]

The dedication

[@Happydotad]

Its emansmm2

[@_madnessentity8553]

"nobody treated me right so I'm going straight" -THE MARIO KART MOD

[@THATBLUEBLAZER]

now go online.

[@Tree_eerT]

😮

[@im_skipis9445]

💀

[@GaybrohamStinkton]

*Outside

[@Robloxian27119]

@@GaybrohamStinktonnah thats too deadly

[@Robloxian27119]

@@GaybrohamStinktonwhy would falc do that

[@insectbah]

“Only 63” and that dramatic editing!

[@yanikarochon1189]

Red falcon will go down in history as the best mario kart player ever begin the first person to win first place on all cc’s without turning😊😊

[@ordersquid38]

“This is not a normal mario kart video” When’s the last time it had been lmao

[@incandescence5547]

"This is not a normal Mario Kart video" I am somehow not surprised in the slightest by this information. I wonder why that could be...

[@EpicUniqueWill9]

11:17 Me trying to find 2763 in anything not BFDI-related

[@TennisballBfdi1]

Hi

[@AllyCat2015]

You do the craziest things RedFalcon.

[@gswitch393]

8:46 This part is so emotional!

[@jodivoss3087]

FALC IS THE BEST MARIO YTER

[@cinnamonsugarcourtney6073]

lol I love how you picked a baby character for this challenge.

[@armanightrealm4217]

I’m actually getting emotional, congrats bro!!!

[@bigshrimp51]

I love the storytelling

[@DiddyDiddler-t8n]

I came back to this channel last week and I now regret ever leaving it

[@mastrorick]

A no handling challenge done with the combo with the highest handling stat. Nice

[@CatThatIsHere]

This steering is not smart

[@BenDood]

that music and editing were fire.

[@kapiplays1645]

5:28 "I heard his voice calling my name" *W A H*

[@MikeyWagnerr]

This bouta be a hood classic

[@malchommiranda4443]

mr. krabs: you arnt getting me harty. i just love looking at mr krabs

[@levelup-zay]

Hold on is that a Mr.Krab mod everyone slow mo the vid and look closer lol 😂 7:24

[@cindamuser2939]

0:11 Ignore Mario He's just groov'n

[@Nullify-z8y]

The rainbow road joke got me gigglin

[@Fruithead48]

This video was so emotional

[@Chugloe]

RedFalcon once again losing his mind just for our entertainment

[@davidhaag6374]

RedFalcon, got a challenge for you. Challenge: come in 3rd on every map on easy mode in Mario Party. You were able to come in last and it's pretty easy to throw but let's see how easy it is to come in 3rd.

[@KratosAurionPlays]

Absolutely insane.

[@vishruthdhamodharan]

insane dedication man❤❤

[@Disafae]

A subscription for you for this.

[@brianmontanaro7568]

You can do this Falc. ❤

[@Troixix]

I feel like more tracks than this are possible if you get bumped by CPUs at strategic places

[@EliteGamingRblxYT]

legends have it, he is still going forward now.

[@candicecharbel6181]

Love your work 😂😊

[@Castawayleaf]

You know when that music shuts off he’s gonna win the race

[@jmullis0199]

5:30 the "whaaaahghhghhhhhhhh" was si funny

[@whatTFisThis]

9:34 STOOOPPPP 💀💀💀💀

[@Eevee_Drip]

9:27 Wahh! after Wahh! after Wahh!

[@parafwen]

cool video, much love buddy

[@a.j.outlaster1222]

13:18 The other racers trying to figure out how they lost to a baby with no steering bar:

[@malyanto]

11:00 That was the quote of 2023