Man Who Thought He'd Lost All Hope Loses Last Additional Bit Of Hope He Didn't Even Know He Still Had
@Princeomishore Жыл бұрын
great title lol
@dtwilight73 Жыл бұрын
That was a great Onion article. Would recommend.
@GoldLight73 Жыл бұрын
Woolie: “I can’t take damage anymore.” David Cage: “Are you sure about that?”
@peterwhite6415 Жыл бұрын
One is damage from a fun franchise dieing... the other is psychic damage from years of playing ALL QUANTIC DREAMS GAMES With varying lvls of CAGE.
@venomfuryx3250 Жыл бұрын
David Cage: "CHALLENGE ACCEPTED"
@alephnole7009 Жыл бұрын
Disco Elysium 2 directed by David Cage
@neloverg3774 Жыл бұрын
@@alephnole7009 directed and written by Hideo and Cage.
@GoldLight73 Жыл бұрын
@@neloverg3774 Add Yoko Taro to the mix and you have a true recipe for insanity.
@rommlll Жыл бұрын
woolie walking up the mountain flying a kite in a white tunic shouting: I DONT FEEL PAIN ANYMORE, I FEEL KINDA FREEE
@clanofclams2720 Жыл бұрын
*_Guess what, babe~_*
@kmoney890 Жыл бұрын
THE WAVE IS PUSHING ME
@Blackheartzero Жыл бұрын
Woolie's in a blue girls dress, slashing and stabbing BT's remains to death with dual swords, cackling like a madman and shrieking how he successfully blocked out the pain and that he can't feel pain anymore.
@HDmexsComboCon Жыл бұрын
"My nuts are tumors, cbt doesn't work anymore " Damn woolie that cut deep.
@Secret_Takodachi Жыл бұрын
Woolie claims immunity to a status effect, but the bar filling up on his HUD betrays his bluff. Same man. Same.
@tychoazrephet3794 Жыл бұрын
Due to hyperinflation, copium has simply become too expensive for the average consumer, hence why Woolie had to do this section raw and sober.
@dreamcatcherpone Жыл бұрын
It cannot hurt me anymore But why is my chest so empty?
@ArosNacht Жыл бұрын
The fact that we'd be playing Blisk and we would interact with Apex Legends characters just makes it hurt more as a fan of the lore
@kapkant6197 Жыл бұрын
Literally just make a Titanfall game but instead of picking the special ability (i.e grapple hook, stim) the Pilots are the Apex Legends cast. We get a new Titanfall and I can play as Wattson and Loba without wishing for the sweet release of death. Everyone wins.
@vahlok1426 Жыл бұрын
The fact we could have potentially gotten a continuation on the cliffhanger ending of 2, with BT's signal coming through Jack's helmet after the credits, is even more of an insult.
@sachikomine9816 Жыл бұрын
@@kapkant6197 The Apex Legends cast is the Cringe that killed everything. Apex Legends is Cringe.
@kapkant6197 Жыл бұрын
@@sachikomine9816 I was Regeneration 10 in Titanfall 1 and despise Apex for taking Titanfall from me. I also want Loba in a good video game. I live a complex life.
@sleepythemis Жыл бұрын
@@kapkant6197 Fr Loba deserves better lmao
@skylordianandy2644 Жыл бұрын
Truly the titan has fallen...
@bazzjedimaster Жыл бұрын
So Titanfall has become to videogames what Reboot has become to tv cartoons in Woolie's mindspace.
@leafgreenbeast Жыл бұрын
woolie has finally reached the Golden Sun stage of the grieving process
@theotherjared9824 Жыл бұрын
Crossed the F-Zero hump and is now able to move on.
@rikimaru700 Жыл бұрын
that's a deep cut....
@at0micl0bster Жыл бұрын
Golden sun at least got an attempt at a sequel (it was weak, but they made the attempt at least)
@Andy_ARBS Жыл бұрын
Is that before or after Bargaining?
@RavenCloak13 Жыл бұрын
@@Andy_ARBS Before.
@idiotcube Жыл бұрын
Now the TF2 community knows what the TF2 community feels like.
@21felipe89 Жыл бұрын
It took me a second.
@fearjunkie Жыл бұрын
I regret to inform you TF2 announced a major update coming this year so TF2 is doing better than TF2
@Koolyaroo Жыл бұрын
Tf2 is suddenly way more alive than titanfall now😭😭
@Irish_Goose Жыл бұрын
@@fearjunkie TeamFortress 2 or Titanfall 2 lol
@jojak0512 Жыл бұрын
@@Irish_Goose team fort defense 2
@ThePhantom9495 Жыл бұрын
Triple-A games haven't dealt damage to me in years! They DO fill my rage meter though...
@RippahRooJizah Жыл бұрын
I am just very very selective with AAA games I get. Been pretty good so far, haha.
@JameboHayabusa Жыл бұрын
Woolie, it's time to fall into the Armored Core rabbit hole and heal.
@Blackheartzero Жыл бұрын
Wollie gets super into AC, only for AC to shrivel up and die too because at this point, Woolie is just straight-up cursed, and everything he loves must be taken away from him by the cruel hand of fate.
@Th4tOn36uy Жыл бұрын
“I simply live with the pain.”
@vahlok1426 Жыл бұрын
I will eternally despise Apex for making basically nobody care about Titanfall anymore.
@ohlawd6763 Жыл бұрын
I will never forgive EA
@AngryEd99 Жыл бұрын
@@ohlawd6763 EA releasing Titanfall 2 two weeks after BF1 was the worst shit
@vahlok1426 Жыл бұрын
@@AngryEd99 EA dedicating a grand total of 0% effort to resolving hacker issues in 2 is worse. All because they just want that sweet Apex cash.
@kapkant6197 Жыл бұрын
@@vahlok1426 "Titanfall is in our studio's DNA"
@mariobadia4553 Жыл бұрын
@@AngryEd99 except for the fact that it was the developers that wanted the game to be released at that specific date
@darkoni0n Жыл бұрын
Punished Woolie: A man denied his Titan
@TarotNathers Жыл бұрын
I still take damage Woolie. I still cry at nightknowing a slick, class-and-loadout-based, 6v6 hero shooter was tied up, and forced to watch their bratty sibling be showered in all the praise and accolades that they stole. And having a gag in their mouth as EA brings a sledgehammer down on one of their remaining toes.
@Kilborns Жыл бұрын
I didn't think it would hurt, but I wasn't prepared for the doom eternal comparison
@bosH0g Жыл бұрын
with the Dead Space remake and the Jedi Fallen Order sequel, I had hope for a moment that singleplayer projects were safe from EA ;_;
@front_mission_3 Жыл бұрын
Never trust EA
@yukiminsan Жыл бұрын
There's no proof that the success of Apex killed Titanfall forever, but there's no proof that it didn't. Our game was better. It should've been us in the spotlight.
@jackpollard550 Жыл бұрын
There is no proof that Apex Legends killed Titanfall, but in my heart, I know it to be true.
@Irish_Goose Жыл бұрын
Except literal statements from Respawn saying they are canceling Titanfall 3 to focus on Apex
@reallydontlikethem Жыл бұрын
Well the proof is in the steam charts. While titanfall had the POTENTIAL to be a much better and more successful game, Apex legends had the resources time and most importantly the player base it needed to actually follow through and deliver a better, highly successful, and more balanced game. It's free to play keeps the playebase from dipping so Apex has more staying power than Titanfall and its better for it.
@scottball2796 Жыл бұрын
Apex didnt kill Titanfall. Kids that love free 2 play lootbox, low skill, slow crap shooters did by giving Apex their mum and dads credit card details. Long live the memory of the dead king Titanfall!
@reallydontlikethem Жыл бұрын
@@scottball2796 all you've said is "the people who play games and who have games marketed towards them (Them being children spending their parents money) are what killed Titanfall" What you mean is "everybody moved on to the game that was going to be updated and maintained so they would have something to play" just because you want to shift blame away from a specific game doesn't change anything. the players are the ones that keep a multiplayer matchmaker alive, but its the developers and investors that make a multiplayer matchmaker a reality. Servers cost real money, and require a vested interest from the market (read: kids with parents credit cards). If it comes down to keeping the servers up for the game with 100k average players versus keeping the servers up for the >10k average players? Its a no brainer. If you don't think Apex directly influenced their decisions to kill the game and the servers you're coping and are delusional. If not that you are totally ignorant of how the industry works, and you think that games are made and released on their artistic merit alone. Meanwhile, in reality, games are meant to generate revenue just like all businesses. There is a fine line between accepting that as a fact and wallowing in mental illness like a man child who thinks games should be made just for them. Legitimately thinking that your preferences should be taken into consideration over the preferences of an entire generation of the most predominant and present players is borderline insane at worst and at best extremely arrogant.
@kristiankapler1004 Жыл бұрын
I knew about this story before you said anything I did NOT know about the specifics of it. And those specifics made me angrier, when I also thought I couldn't be hurt anymore.
@caitycoopscoops Жыл бұрын
Poor Woolie is so defeated - IM SO SORRY MAN, WE ARE ALL HERE WITH YOU..........
@AgentZombieMan Жыл бұрын
I still think Woolie should have called the episode “Apex Legends Cancels Street Fighter 6”
@ownagemester Жыл бұрын
It still hurts me! The Pain can't be removed!
@everforward5561 Жыл бұрын
"Man who lost all hope loses last little bit of hope he didn't even know he had."
@vahlok1426 Жыл бұрын
I'm with Woolie 100% The fact that Titanfall 2 is *still* unplayable thanks to hackers, and both EA and Respawn outright refuse to do anything about it killed any enthusiasm I could ever feel about anything revolving around the IP. As I stated in my previous comment, I hate Apex on the grounds that we could've been in a world with Titanfall 3, 4, and maybe a spinoff or two by now, but because of goddamn battle royale being the hotness we get the first two games killed by no lifers in their basements who just want to ruin peoples' fun, and cancelled content. I am officially done with Respawn and anything Titanfall/Apex ever again.
@krodmandoon3479 Жыл бұрын
What's going on with Team Fortress 2 now?
@psykomancer4420 Жыл бұрын
@@krodmandoon3479 Team Fortress 2 gets to rest easy with the knowledge that no matter how bad it gets it's not Titanfall 2.
@DakkaSolae Жыл бұрын
@@psykomancer4420 and also it's getting a major update now, we're literally the deader TF2, fuck me.
@jamesbanana007 Жыл бұрын
I think Woolie just figured out what it feels like to be an F-zero fan
@sownheard Жыл бұрын
🤣 F-Zero Fans still begging
@jamesbanana007 Жыл бұрын
@@sownheard I am 😭
@McCloudJedi202 Жыл бұрын
They need to make a remaster of GX and give it online play. That would be so sick.
@melancholyman369 Жыл бұрын
It's a shame cause Titanfall is responsible for all the movement shooters nowadays.
@mrdudetou Жыл бұрын
Titan Fall 2 on PC does play alright. Finding matches and leveling up. The server DC's do feel like it did on PS4 and Xbox. The Ping is good on my side.
@regalia8717 Жыл бұрын
Xbox is just totally dead now in my experience. Frontier defense works still but the PVP multiplayer menu always disconnects long before any match can be joined
@theotherjared9824 Жыл бұрын
Woolie loses last shred of hope he didn't know he still had
@TheDarkkilla12 Жыл бұрын
Apex being a BR has done more damage to the Titanfall community than it ever did.
@violetshadowstone5250 Жыл бұрын
Close your heart to it woolie, close your heart to it.
@TwistedKestrel Жыл бұрын
We're still on script in the "EA buys Respawn" saga, just waiting for the final chapter where they dissolve the studio entirely
@adams3627 Жыл бұрын
Fortunately, Apex is still a moneymaker, and Jedi Fallen Order sold well enough to warrant a sequel, so they're not going away any time soon.
@Gojiro7 Жыл бұрын
I feel for Woolie big time, im a Megaman Legends fan, all of Capcoms recent success still doesn't heal the wound in my people's hearts
@MrFox-ox2ze4 ай бұрын
This pain... I still feel it as if it was yesterday. *Looks to the moon, a tear running down his cheek* Are you still waiting up there, old friend? Will you forgive us for the sins of those who abandoned you?
@deathreaver3356 Жыл бұрын
Glad I'm not the only one with a soft spot for the Def Jam games. I've got them both on my Steam Deck now.
@UrsusDerpus Жыл бұрын
Titanfall fans who settled for Apex Legends are to blame! No, they’re not. They couldn’t have know how bad it was gonna be post-Apex. I just wanna blame someone who might be capable of feeling guilt, since we know EA and whoever is running Respawn feels no shame.
@effluviah7544 Жыл бұрын
Woolie is 100% right. After a certain point, you can't let them jerk you around anymore.
@Artista_Frustrado Жыл бұрын
when you reach such levels of Emptiness that not even pain can fill the void
@CDv7 Жыл бұрын
Now. I hear ya. You've CHOSEN to try and close your heart to it. But disappointment is a everlasting and stubborn pain. You''re never free from it's reach. They'll find a way to make it hurt somehow.
@aprendizdefegelein Жыл бұрын
I gonna have to disagree with Pat on Dead Sun. I can see a LoK game moving past Kain after his story was done and having new characters and advancing the timeline, the problem is that his story wasn't done. Defiance ending could work as the series finale but the developers were working in a direct sequel of Defiance. You can get some of the screenshots of the project on google. Dead Sun could've worked after this canceled game. having us deal with the consequences of Kain's actions and his war against the Elder God.
@ubermaster134 Жыл бұрын
The Dead Space remake was so good EA realized " oh wait we need to be evil" and canned so many projects
@KingRidley Жыл бұрын
That's just what they do. Every good project is a distraction from the bad ones. And then you wait around a bit and the good ones also turn bad.
@Andrew_TS Жыл бұрын
"This sounds like your Dead Sun" sounds a million times more awful without context. Come on, Embracer Group.
@pickledparsleyparty Жыл бұрын
Golden Age gaming seems to be coming back, this decade. Now that we're out of our drunken post-nut lootbox phase, we're remember what fun games used to be. Dead Space, Final Fantasy 7, Resident Evil 4, on and on. All cool shit from 10+ years ago. Coming back. Maybe good old fashioned multiplayer shooters will come back en vogue, and Titanfall will have its day again. As far as MP shooters go, it never got any better than Titanfall 2.
@Proctor_Conley Жыл бұрын
What comic is Woolie talking about?
@wildlymediocreoriginalrecipe Жыл бұрын
We all knew the truth but it is nice to finally let go.
@thenegromancer4695 Жыл бұрын
I'm glad ac6 will fill my void of mechs
@vincenttorrijos9680 Жыл бұрын
If Respawn put any resources into fixing the servers then I don't think the issue would be as bad as it is. But with things where they are, even with Northstar client, just not the same because fans are the only thing keeping that alive.
@HollabackWhale Жыл бұрын
Never Titan Fall 2: The Titan Fall
@B0110CK5 Жыл бұрын
Northstar rules. Thank you for name dropping that mod.
@awfulyowu5157 Жыл бұрын
"Hey titanfall fans, are you ready for more bad news!"
@DaSquareful Жыл бұрын
I am K from Bladerunner 2049 staring up at the giant pink advertisement of my dead ai girlfriend
@vidmuncher Жыл бұрын
Woolie Villian Arc starting now
@NinjaxShadowXx Жыл бұрын
EA is so weird. Other game companies would make spinoffs and side projects for every big IP they have but they just want to stick with their golden boy Apex Legends and not make anything else in the Titanfall universe how weird.
@kapkant6197 Жыл бұрын
I could've gotten Loba in an actual good video game. It hurts to wake up in the morning. I'll just cope and tell myself the MP would be more like TF|2 and not TF|1 so it would've just been incredible 10/10 and not god tier...
@AuspexAO Жыл бұрын
It's ok Woolie. We'll get more Apex battle passes.
@satellitecannon4717 Жыл бұрын
My only hope is that the canceled single player content is being scrapped in favor for a titanfall standalone project. But that hope is fading away like a dying star.
@DaMaddness Жыл бұрын
Like a dying star? So red and angry?
@satellitecannon4717 Жыл бұрын
@@DaMaddness bingo
@kingofbel6499 Жыл бұрын
The way Woolie feels is exactly how I feel about Square Enix. They fucked up so much that I stopped giving a fuck, and they used to be my favorite company.
@LucasCarter2 Жыл бұрын
I can’t care anymore about titanfall. I only got a chance to play multiplayer a few months before the fiasco happened and it was so depressing to see a game I’d just discovered go to shit.
@fearjunkie Жыл бұрын
He's gone fully Hollowed.
@WeaponOfMyDestructio Жыл бұрын
It's now easier for woolie to believe in Christianity than the Titan Fall returning
@RavenCloak13 Жыл бұрын
He can still be broken still. This is just one part of his soul that can break.
@benlunaris Жыл бұрын
"It's over" says the man who will continue to mention how it sucks for the next year,,,
@carlosfred8673 Жыл бұрын
Woolie has reached Acceptance
@bryanadkins6776 Жыл бұрын
I've said it before and I'll say it again: Apex's success destroyed Titanfall.
@Dragonsmana Жыл бұрын
"Whatever the hell that means."
@Jirekianu Жыл бұрын
You know what incapsulates the suffering the best? "Apex Legends singeplayer game". God fucking damn man. It was titanfall first.
@grimnir2922 Жыл бұрын
Didn't think it would hurt as much as it did hearing Woolie mention LoK...........................
@KeroKaminaX Жыл бұрын
i almost wish i could disconnect like that with dead franchises that i love to death
@jasonwhigham335 Жыл бұрын
When I first saw that article I was like "ah man that fuckin sucks" but then after seeing "inspired by doom eternal" I made an immediate heel turn and am glad it's canceled
@tokyobassist Жыл бұрын
Woolie doesn't realize he just did the cleanest sequence break into understanding exactly how the Silent Hill fanbase feels.
@yukiminsan Жыл бұрын
I never believed there wouldn't be any new games forever
@tokyobassist Жыл бұрын
@@yukiminsan Might as well be forever if it takes a decade to come out. I had a homie die before Kingdom Heart 3 came out. Taking too long is a real thing.
@dylanmcnab2980 Жыл бұрын
Woolie has gone hollow
@Dasaltwarrior Жыл бұрын
The true crime here is that we're never going to see BT and Cooper again
@meteor22 Жыл бұрын
When I 1st heard this news broke I went "I GOTTA TELL WOOLIE !" 😆 🤣
@Muffinpurplegurk Жыл бұрын
Titanfall 😥
@matrix3509 Жыл бұрын
I'm not as devastated by the death of Titanfall because my hypothetical dream game which combines the mechs from Starsiege with the on-foot movement of Tribes still has yet to be made. I just need to convince the owners of the Starsiege universe to make said game. >Proceeds to look up the owners of Tribes and Starsiege. Well, fuck.
@Ehh..... Жыл бұрын
I can imagine Funke standing on the roof screaming at god over this.
@areallybigdwarf4560 Жыл бұрын
We're all dogs in God's hot car...
@d00msdaydan Жыл бұрын
What is dead may never die
@rahjeel Жыл бұрын
Armored Core will heal your heart Woolie. It always has been there by your side, your guiding light.
@randalthevandal4170 Жыл бұрын
Fromsoft are the Only hope For us to get a Kino triple A Mech game
@iller3 Жыл бұрын
Elden Wolf Metal Borne
@randalthevandal4170 Жыл бұрын
@@iller3 Luckily Armored core 6 is Going to be purely an Armored Core game and the Only Different element would be the Glorious posture System Fromsoft are Goated
@Adalore Жыл бұрын
Like I get that a studio should manage their workload and that starwars is eating a lot of it, it still feels so sucky learning about titanfall 3's splattening.
@DTKloves8 Жыл бұрын
Man I hate being a fan of both Apex and TF. TF2 and Apex are both some of the most fun I've ever had gaming and it sucks seeing the communities slowly gain more and more hate for each other over something that was decided by people who play neither game.
@FlutterSwag Жыл бұрын
I miss the ME3 Multiplayer so bad man......
@malum9478 Жыл бұрын
imagine thinking they'll ever give us another titanfall anything. i've long since given tf up. it's over. it ain't even the same respawn anymore. anyone still holding on is completely delusional.
@Blackheartzero Жыл бұрын
First ReBoot, then Naruto, then all the shit happening to Titanfall... At this point, God's gonna come out of the clouds and announce that he's cancelling Death, just so Woolie can't even have _THAT_ release!
@Shnibbledacat Жыл бұрын
can't take more damage if your hp is already 0 👌
@ComradeCorvus Жыл бұрын
Honestly I think it was probably for the better. Knowing how Respawn is nowadays, it would release as a broken, microtransaction laden mess.
@mrelba9176 Жыл бұрын
It's a shame. Hopefully this doesn't mean the franchise is dead (it is) but I'd like for a fully fleshed out Titanfall 3 in the future. They have the IP. People really like it. It don't normally do Western games of this nature. Grew up with UT99, Doom etc, but FPS' do nothing for me these days.
@VerdeMorte Жыл бұрын
Post cancellation news, Titanfall fans are either all mostly dead to pain or the few actively planning to raid EA corporate HQ like the UniBomber...
@anon123214 Жыл бұрын
...why was it scrapped...that sounds like an awesome fucking idea.
@TwistedKestrel Жыл бұрын
I think it's just costs go down, numbers go up
@Blackheartzero Жыл бұрын
It was too good for this sinful earth.
@machomanrandysavage7553 Жыл бұрын
i'll never take my pills, i want to believe
@kenraves7931 Жыл бұрын
I'm still butthurt EA got away with running Visceral Games into the ground but gets to eat fucking pedigree for the Dead Space remake they only made because people were mourning Visceral Games the moment it was closed.
@njnjhjh8918 Жыл бұрын
I don't know what's going on but my friend loves Titanfall
@TheRogueWolf Жыл бұрын
Until the thing is in my hands, verified to be what it was promised to be, it may as well not exist to me. Hype is being used to sell far too many lies.
@replaceablepelican9478 Жыл бұрын
Ooooh, time to see how this one's gonna age after the recent TF3 news
@shannonkinnaird5964 Жыл бұрын
My equivelant for this is KOTOR 3
@SmokeyOwOs Жыл бұрын
It's wild how they can phone it in so hard with Apex and still make crazy money
@lordodai Жыл бұрын
The Punished Woolie arc has finally met its end. Hype replaced by apathy.