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[@pleaseclap7890]

Elon clearly *really* hates the fact that all the money in the world can’t make him funny or likable, and that just brings me joy.

[@gameb9oy]

Oh no, it makes him funny, but he wants to tell the jokes, not be one

[@ngmajora6986]

"Once a lame, always a lame"

[@canadianfootball1729]

@@ngmajora6986oh u thought the money power and fame would make u go away?

[@jonathankent1517]

He seems the kind of person who wants to be loved _because_ of how rich he is. Probably because he knows, deep down, that there's nothing genuinely likable or admirable about him.

[@Hannya_c]

He still had to buy his hair and he will always know that.

[@dylantroyerdt]

I think it's incredible that he's the richest man to ever live and I still don't envy anything about him. Like what a pathetic weirdo with too much money.

[@Extra.Medium]

He makes me think about what I'd do with that kind of money in a way no other billionaire has. I can kind of get Jeff Amazon's trip to space but I really can't understand pretending to be good at video games AND not putting in the legwork to make it seem like he's even seen this game before.

[@wardy4903]

Your first problem is you think envy is something you should have.

[@miguelnewmexico8641]

not even close to the richest man.

[@Humorless_Wokescold]

Elon makes me miss the rich nobility of ancient days. At least those fuckers were fun! Make your horse a senator. Declare war on the ocean. Some true batshit rich guy stuff.

[@Virjunior01]

​@@wardy4903 it can be healthy when Tempered. It can be called "inspiration."

[@masterxl97]

Possible new contender for Most Impenetrable Podcast Clip Title.

[@rudiebjones]

The psychic damage is off the charts

[@0uttaS1TE]

Legitimate cognitohazard

[@posteriorpepperoni]

We are all small Victorian children on this day

[@ph0gwalkrzero]

truly a return to Friendscast titles past

[@BIGBLUBLUR]

Diaper's in the way

[@ragnar3434]

Love the double wammy of "money can't buy love, you have to be actually lovable" and "money makes you weird as hell"

[@originalscreenname44]

Let's be fair, this guy was likely weird coming out of the womb.

[@thepickles8833]

and both dials are cranked up to 11,000

[@Griffin1171-love-you-all]

My actual favorite thing is how as soon as a CEO was shot by Luigi, Elon started constantly going out in public with his son on his shoulders. Literally using a child as a human shield.

[@xyzero1682]

THIS

[@noisetank13]

There's a reason literally none of the 12 humans he donated his sperm to for his weird breeding fetish even like him. The baby will not be an exception.

[@LessDevoid]

Remember the time he didn't even recognize the name of his son during an interview? "Oh, that sounds like a password."

[@Griffin1171-love-you-all]

Remember when he demanded a change be made the launch pad of the first Starship, which resulted in it exploding and causing an environmental disaster? And then he immediately went on Twitter and talked about how it was the biggest and most explosive launch in history like that was a good thing?

[@syndicaterx]

That one Twitter account who may actually be Elon himself: “ you are such a good father!”

[@TheGunboat]

Imagine being the wealthiest, most powerful man on the planet and possibly all of humanity, and you still feel the need to hire people to make it look like you’re good at video games. Pathetic.

[@TOrvash]

His father, in his hate, calls him a 'retard'. His mother, in her love, calls him mentally disabled. He continues to live up to their expectations.

[@garbagecan755]

What blows my mind is he could have just not streamed himself having no idea what the fuck he was doing and could get away with the plausible deniability. He NEEDED the validation though.

[@Phantomcrustacean]

It feels like he doesn’t know what to do with himself anymore. He’s the wealthiest man to exist, his name is on everyone’s lips, he owns Twitter, he’s an elected official by Trump. From his own perspective, there’s no where higher to go, so now he’s floundering desperately trying to find the next big accomplishment he can find

[@Neku0TWEWY]

Like I can't imagine he is that busy he couldn't actually play a game

[@Vanity0666]

Remember when his mom went on national television like 2 weeks ago demanding that Elon be referred to exclusively as "The Genius Of The World"

[@miguelangelucsanchez183]

I fear for the Yakuza games, reality is becoming weirder every day, i fear one day the substories will stop being weird to us

[@Dasaltwarrior]

"One day" and that day is today, apparently

[@BottleWaterson]

fiction has NEVER been stranger than reality, we just get delivered the strangeness on the algo, faster.

[@vashido1866]

Look the plot of both 0 and IW already happened irl, we are getting there

[@thecaptain6520]

Real life is a GTA talk radio station now

[@natzo89]

Happened to the Onion.

[@Tukenfarben]

I remember someone saying this better than me already, but like... you're supposed to get rich specifically to have more time to play video games. The goal is to work less and game more. Not hire other people to play games for me...

[@Noxshade]

Him taking umbrage with the joke name “Elongated Muskrat” makes way more sense now.

[@AuntBibby]

"im not elongated!!!! im vewy smol!!!!"

[@maraque16]

I mean, he's no where near the level of rich that Musk is, but Markiplier is a pretty cool rich guy. He's been driving around LA through areas affected by the fires and helping to clear the roads of debris so first responders can get through.

[@gameb9oy]

It helps that Markiplier isn’t the type to hoard his wealth. What sucks most about Billionaires is that they don’t even spend much with their money

[@TruKriegsaffeNo9]

Millionaires can spend money at a rational rate. Billionaires exist at the crossroads of societal and personal moral failure.

[@MinersLoveGames]

Mark has retained his humbleness through his entire career, and regularly uses that wealth to help people and fund personal projects that he shares with the world. So that definitely helps.

[@violetshadowstone5250]

I don't count KZbinrs, they're in touch with reality for the most part. Mark WORKED for his wealth, Elon got his from nepotism. Elon should be like Snoop Dogg or Beyonce and be rich and be quiet.

[@kneau]

I know this does not necessarily apply to Markiplier, yet please be aware that there is growing concern about people "LARPing as Emergency Workers." That's the media phrase being use. _LARPing as Emergency Workers._ It is becoming a hazard. Again, not pointing such criticism at Markiplier - it's very possible he accidentally inspired people to travel here and... well... get in the way. A contained fired is not an extinguished fire. I'm starting to get less open to the idea of engaging with emergency workers because it's not supposed to be a roulette of are they actively certified or are they LARPing? Thinking about it now, LARPers who happen to also be actively certified are welcome! Downright invited even.

[@kilowyatt1107]

update, Elon took away asmagold's checkmark and tried to make a gotcha moment by leaking his own dms with him cause he thinks youtube editors are making his content cause he doesn't understand how streaming works

[@skully8692]

Leaking dms is against twitters TOS btw lmao

[@Levitz9]

That's pathetic of Elon, but also: lol, get wrecked Asmongold. Can't think of two hateful rats who deserve each other more.

[@BottleWaterson]

to think, Meowmusic going on that elevator that one time and witnessing The Horror could have, in fact, witnessed Elon Musk in the hallway that day.

[@lolwutinternet]

"Elon Musk is a manchild." people who don't know: "haha yeah" people who know:

[@legoshark99]

Outing myself as a furry here, but I swear to God that about a year ago, someone from *that* side of the community made some tweets like "Oh man u guys would lose your shit if you knew the real identities of some of the people into this stuff." And I thought basically nothing of it but maybe, just maybe....

[@AnnCatsanndra]

Yup ​@@legoshark99

[@gameb9oy]

@@legoshark99oh yeah, the meme of the suspiciously wealthy furry are not going to stop now with this being out there

[@BreakdancePeach]

@@gameb9oy The "suspiciously wealthy furries" meme is actually overstated. Diapers Musk who lives in a Thai cave and commissions over 10,000 furry artists a day is an outlier and should not be counted.

[@Kaarl_Mills]

@@legoshark99 As another furry, I refuse to accept Musk into the community

[@Sam.1tolv]

The list of things wrong with that guy is so damn big and we wouldn't have to know if he just kept to himself like a normal person.

[@Whazzupie]

He's a ridiculous egotist that is among the richest in the world-- his mind ACTUALLY can't fathom people not liking him. The amount that money warps your view of the world is ludicrous.

[@iller3]

He will **never** achieve Escape Velocity from the Howard Hughes comparisons

[@originalscreenname44]

@@iller3 Yeah, but Howard Hughes actually made things.

[@wardy4903]

@@originalscreenname44 Elon made two companies that carry American auto and rocket industries.

[@enumaelish9193]

​@wardy4903 He bought a car company and hired rocket scientists to do rocket science.

[@axelskull]

pat got that dog equipped like gear

[@tehRelinquished]

It's truly impressive how pathetic the richest man ever is. The man has basically won capitalism and somehow he feels the need to lie about being good at video games... like... why? How is that even something important enough to care about that you need to pay people to run your video game account? Just play the damn thing. All you had to do was just make a regular stream and be like "hey guys. I'm really interested in this game so I'm playing it for the first time" while he bloviates about crypto scams. He would have had enough of his weirdo fans being excited and probably helping him for free. But he has an insatiable ego and doesn't understand basic human interaction... Really emblematic of somebody who just buys their way to the top and claims they did the work.

[@LessDevoid]

Even funnier is that if he just sat down and streamed it he'd make even *more* money as he just rambles about random bullshit. You know he'd make something like 100 grand a stream because people would donate just to be acknowledged.

[@maraque16]

If he was really into video games, surely he could just play them, right? I mean, he has enough free time to sit on his ass and post bullshit on twitter all day.

[@miguelnewmexico8641]

who cares?

[@thedarkderp2520]

​@@miguelnewmexico8641 you care bud

[@maraque16]

@ I'm curious, what exactly is the point in commenting this? Because it's making it seem like you do care enough to signal to everyone how important it is to you that we all know that you don't care.

[@HigherPowerCAPS]

Remember that time Ego Musk insulted the Thai cave rescue guy because didn’t wanna use his submarine

[@noisetank13]

Not insult. Defamed. He called him a pedophile, and doubled down on it. And his fans still defend him to it.

[@stargrace420]

He got sued for it and got away with it cus his lawyer argued that calling someone a pedo is just banter in South Africa

[@scaldcrowe]

yeah that was how i found out about elon musk, and also instantly thought "wow this guy seems like a shit head"

[@chrisgostanian6753]

Literally Seymour Skinner’s “It’s an Albany expression” excuse for steamed hams.

[@bossbeartherock6034]

Well there's your problem head's remember ( yay liam )

[@AnnCatsanndra]

Hey, remember that jokey meme about suspiciously wealthy tech furries? Turns out It was never a joke. Imagine how hard one has to make themselves a problem to get cast out of a furry subniche pocket group. It's hard enough to find trustworthy people to connect with and then you get the Musk mucking it up.

[@sentientblender]

dude niche furry kink communities do not fuck around those places are tight knit and if you make a repeated nuisance of yourself you are GONE

[@Nevakanezah_]

He's a Musky husky

[@MrFlunkorg]

Wait, you guys think thats a joke?

[@chellejohnson9789]

Even the Oxen don't want your Musk

[@confussed-oddishafterdark8645]

12:50 The correct answer is Flavor Flav, the U.S. women's water polo team is forever thankful.

[@AuntBibby]

the fact that im probably better at fighting games than the richest man in the world is helpin my self esteem

[@Shadowlily1112]

I could guarantee you're probably better than him at most things

[@Xzeihoranth]

Elon gets flack for doing something stupid in a video game. Does obscene amounts of drugs to cope with having to feel something. Rinse, repeat. And he's in charge of too many things to fucking name. God help us all.

[@grandobsidian]

He's not designing anything, he's delegating people to do work and ignoring the rules, like everything else he does.

[@wumbojet]

His fans sure want people to think he does, for some reason...

[@SuzakuX]

@@wumbojet Medieval peasant mentality.

[@wumbojet]

@@SuzakuX exactly this

[@wardy4903]

peasants will say ANYTHING to downplay a guy carrying the US auto and rocket industries.

[@felabugg1]

How's that boot taste?

[@WiqidBritt]

I always love when Woolie starts a bit and the change on Pat's face when he realizes where the bit is going. From a focused "what are you talking about" look to trying to not laugh directly into the mic in an instant. Always entertaining.

[@Vekilli]

I used to play gw2 with this dude who would buy items from the trading post and be like "Yo guys check out what just dropped in fractals!" Then proceed to link a Christmas exclusive infusion that doesn't exist in any drop list.

[@Snowmanse]

This got even funnier, because after Asmongold commented on it, Elon for some reason accused him of being a woke puppet for the guy who runs the asmongold clips youtube channel. As if Asmongold is being controlled by his own employee.

[@darthekul1]

The guy who runs his clip channel has literally had titles with nick Fuentes or the neo nazis in Germany with "racist " in quotes his editor is probably more far right than asmongold ,so it's weird to attack a racist editor for being woke lol

[@SuzakuX]

Meanwhile the guy who runs his clip channel is a borderline neo nazi.

[@ApexGale]

famously woke content creator asmongold, can't wait to hear his opinion on palestine!

[@tylerhenderson5871]

Turns out, all the money in the world really can't by you happiness. Or respect for that matter.

[@Checkman282]

This is by far the strangest egg to be offered during these trying times. Also congrats to Pat for being a god-gamer 👏

[@donniebell7887]

I love people how people (across political lines) are finally realizing elon musk is full of shit.

[@Byakkoya11037]

You love to see it

[@Gxmwp]

It's because he's doing something they know about. Sure, you can hear other people call him stupid regarding his cyber trucks or twitter, but sometimes people need real examples from areas actually have knowledge about to fully realize "oh shit I indirectly voted to have this idiot make choices regarding my country." I wonder if even more people started looking up "how do I change my vote" after this lmao

[@The5lacker]

No see that’s what the diaper’s for.

[@Vanity0666]

​@@Gxmwpthats the craziest part is all of the software engineers, car designers, autocad users, rocket scientists, and generally anyone within any scientific field with any scruples have been actively calling him out as a mechanical turk level fraud for the better part of the past decade, but the average indivudual has become so dangerously stupid that it doesn't matter what the smart people say.

[@Kaarl_Mills]

not from the right they arent

[@starwars90001]

Money can help you, too much money can rot your brain.

[@Whazzupie]

He never wanted for money-- he stood no chance at becoming a regular human being because free of consequence and capability of buying yourself out of any conundrum. Would like to say money fucks with people's heads, but really it's just an enabling tool for already bad behavior when it can never be corrected.

[@jordanetherington1922]

The crazy thing is that he could use that money to make enough of a positive difference that he'd be remembered as a hero for centuries without hurting his lifestyle. Instead he...well I guess he chose to become a supervillain. Like he could use *some* of his money to put a *massive* long-term dent in world hunger.

[@ecyor0]

I'm reminded of the time he went on twitter and said "okay, sure, I'll end world hunger, just as soon as one of you gives me the breakdown on how to distribute the money" in what was meant to be a smug 'gotcha' moment where he went "all you moralizers are just complaining and don't have actual solutions". He got a reply back from an economist linking him to a UN report giving a detailed breakdown of exactly how much money it would take to keep the entire world fed, because it turns out that is in fact a thing people have crunched the numbers on. Elon immediately goalpost-shifted to "uhhhhh, I meant if you can break it down *in a twitter thread* obviously, that was implied."

[@Kaarl_Mills]

"But I dont *want* to help people, I want to reinvent the subway train!"

[@jordanetherington1922]

@@ecyor0 what a prick

[@miguelnewmexico8641]

call me when he's capable of killing Superman, and *then* you can call him a supervillain.

[@wardy4903]

I think all the people in the Carolinas who were abandoned by the US government who received life saving internet access from starling will remember him for that and not an alleged cheating scandal in a video game. Ending world hunger is the idiots fantasy.

[@gumbus6478]

The titles never miss

[@Kyderra]

I hadn't heard about Musks Elden Ring build, So I looking it up It appears there are now multiple Speedrun and challenge runs around using his horrible build.

[@Griffin1171-love-you-all]

Two fucking shields equipped...

[@thepickles8833]

Five fucking magic rings...

[@Tw0DrunkGuys]

​@@thepickles8833and a partridge in a pear tree

[@Inouver]

just wanna say: you guys made me google what ABDL is and that's unforgivable

[@antonhanna2423]

I *immediately* got flashbacks to all those pictures that were taken after all the damage that was done during Rainfurrest 2015.😑

[@ckorp666]

@@antonhanna2423 one of the great infocrimes of the century is the youtube videos about it failing to mention it was the con for ppl banned from every other con also the guy who did That Thing was an actual wrecker that just wanted to make it even worse, they were not an earnest participant

[@Foostini]

They literally say what the acronym is, you didn't HAVE to google anything you dirty bird you wanted to see.

[@MinersLoveGames]

A casual reminder that the Muskrat was born amid the wealth of Apartheid.

[@Kaarl_Mills]

and that his grandparents were so violently racist that they chose to move to South Africa from Canada

[@ckorp666]

and is pushing for more h1bs so he can expand the percentage of his workforce he can deport on a whim

[@foggy8298]

I know what this title means and I hate it and I hate myself for it

[@miguelnewmexico8641]

good.

[@Holesale00]

When I saw the video of him dragging items into his inventory it made me cringe so hard it caused physical pain.

[@carnicus1]

I'd say the Costco CEO is the coolest.

[@Virjunior01]

Probably, yeah. What was the deal with the hotdogs being only 1.25 since 1983 or something? "If you raise the price of the hotdogs, I'll fvcking k!ll you?"

[@MrFlunkorg]

Actively telling the investors to go fuck themselves like the giga chad he is.

[@kneau]

4:09 when someone is often seen carrying a skateboard but never seen riding it

[@liquorgunsandrhetoric]

If Musk used 10% of his wealth to endow a foundation that actually solved some serious but unsexy problem (Sanitation infrastructure in places with regular cholera epidemics, building roads in disconnected rural places, funding clinics in places with no healthcare) he'd get the validation he craves and every criticism of him would come with "but he also did X and saved a bunch of lives" but instead he pays people to make it look like he's good at video games. How is it that all these people are so powerful and so pathetic at the same time

[@WokioWolfy]

He could've, but remember he'll never do it because he's part of the alt-right anti-woke rabbit hole.

[@originalscreenname44]

Probably because they all never got over being uncool nerds and dorks in high school and college and now that they have money and power they're going to make that everyone else's problem.

[@Toksyuryel]

It's simple really- the sort of things you have to do to get that kind of wealth mean that no one who would (intentionally) do good with it will ever obtain it. Even inheritance is rigged to ensure the wealth only ever goes to someone of equal or worse character.

[@chero666]

Suspiciously wealthy babyfur.

[@heartlesshealer]

Not for 20 years at least

[@Maioly]

I feel like I am going insane because I actually remember this happening a year ago, but with a different game

[@markhalm9889]

Diablo 4, he had a max level hardcore character when he should have been busy doing his day jobs.

[@noisetank13]

That would be Diablo 4. Wasn't as big as POE because in D4 is a lot more simple and Koko the Gorilla in her decomposing state could complete the season journey. Path of Exile does expose your nuts in all of their minuscule glory though.

[@wardy4903]

@@markhalm9889 These diablo type games are notoriously p2w. Who didnt already know he was doing that?

[@darthekul1]

My favorite elon story is he claimed the emerald mine his father owned in aparthied south Africa (which was most likely practically slavery) saying it didnt exist even though elon talked about it in interviews then said he would give a million dogecoins to anyone who could prove hes lying and his own father erroll musk ( who married and impregnated his own stepdaughter , elons stepsister) was like "yeah i totally owned that and i brought elon there at least once" , and just like when he said he would quit twitter if enough people asked then said nuh uh he wont do it , or when he challenged mark Zuckerberg to a mma match but elons mommy said no lol

[@YZaiCreates]

Shout out to the abdl community for keeping the creeps out🎉

[@Dragonsmana]

Of all the things that aged a little poorly on the old channel, Woolie thinking Muskrat is cool (at the time) is way up there.

[@danganronper6278]

Elon trying to roast Asmongold on twitter as petty revenge and then getting community noticed was in fact on my 2025 bingo card. Just surprised it came out this soon

[@a.gravemistake3061]

You know you're annoying when even furries, who tolerate huge weirdoes as a norm, will straight up tell you to leave

[@iller3]

Now he's feuding with Roachmongold and his editors.... like a Parody of itself, he's the Main Character of the Main Character of Twitter

[@miguelnewmexico8641]

misnaming people and thinking it's clever is stupid enough, but ASSmangold was right in front of you and you didn't even see it. good job.

[@Americanbadashh]

@@miguelnewmexico8641 But he isn't known for Ass, he IS known for living in a moldy roach motel of room though

[@The5lacker]

Elon Musk bought Twitter to become the permanent main character of Twitter and nobody will ever convince me otherwise. He was jealous of all the attention being the main character of Twitter got you and decided to buy the site so it'd only ever be him. The fact that it's a *bad* attention is irrelevant, the man just needs to be *seen.*

[@pickledparsleyparty]

Sometimes I wonder if Elon's role in the ruling class team comp is tank. He runs out in front and forces everyone to focus fire him while the rest of the team pushes objective.

[@FunkyKong2112]

Trump's base turned on him and now gamers lol. The guy is truly a loser.

[@Sketchpunk]

the coolest rich person is Markiplier cause he's just doing his own thing and also gives away so much of his money because he literally doesn't have a reason to have that much money

[@queencyrys6309]

mark isnt even rich, he’s just Upper Middle class!

[@skully8692]

​@@queencyrys6309mark is one of the biggest youtubers wtf are you talking about. The guy had enough money to fund his own tv show. He's rich as all get out

[@IstasPumaNevada]

I really want it to become a thing that at every public appearance that Musk makes, someone shows up with a big boombox or really loud car speakers and plays the band America's cover of "Muskrat Love" at full volume. This is assuming he'd hate it. If he liked it I'd want it to stop immediately.

[@warzone822]

How do you get kicked out the freak party for being too freaky

[@coldfrost3]

By being a asshole

[@Rasamune]

Even the freaks have like boundaries and codes of conduct and shit. Walk in on someone's spanking scene and just start waggling your dick around and they will ask you to leave

[@sentientblender]

the freak parties genuinely do not fuck around, they’re better about kicking out the creeps than basically anyone else

[@MrFlunkorg]

@@sentientblender I remember hearing how someone brought there kids to an AB/DL meet up and the flash couldn't have got them out and denounced that shit faster.

[@heartlesshealer]

Confirmed: It is indeed a selling point that the PoE2 mods keep banning him while the diablo devs don't. They care about cheating

[@jordanetherington1922]

I mean Musk is no stranger to paying people to take credit for their work. *points at Tesla*

[@alternatealt5900]

Bro has billions of dollars and still have a mighty need for approval. It's genuinely kind of sad.

[@brianrocks1020]

These titles y'all keep coming up with give emotional damage

[@haydenkinney5318]

Musk can’t even have the “gamers” on his side.

[@the123joker]

he's actually beefing with one of the biggest 'gamer' asmondgold and leaked their DM conversation thinking that itll be a gotcha moment

[@Gxmwp]

​@@the123joker damn, you know you're cooked when you, a filthy rich mega bajilionaire, are taking time out of your day to beef with a way less rich filthy guy and are loosing.

[@ElvenSonic]

You say that but spend 15 minutes in any town chat on horde in wow classic and you will be assaulted by the sweatiest, most active elon musk gamer fans you’ve ever seen.

[@0uttaS1TE]

​@@ElvenSonicI mean, it is WoW though. I forgot people even played WoW still.

[@ElvenSonic]

@@0uttaS1TE It’s the most popular mmo of all time *still*. it unfortunately remains a big deal.

[@God_gundam36]

This is elons maps and we're just living in it

[@theotherjared9824]

Asmongold called him out so hard that Elon unfollowed him.

[@JohnSmith_1920]

he also took his checkmark

[@kmoney890]

None of these words are in the King James Bible

[@Ehh.....]

A record number of words not in the Bible.

[@xyzero1682]

Watch out: Elon is now posting X users PMs and removing their verifications for calling him out on this. Asmongold got hit with this yesterday.

[@originalscreenname44]

Who cares? It's not like the verification has meant anything since Musk took over and turned it into a bargain sale for blue checks.

[@BbNaB]

If anyone went online and thought Elon Musk was on their side, well I got a lamp made out of bread to sell you.

[@JesterTheAsura]

We talking Sourdough with up to 90 wattage here??

[@BbNaB]

@@JesterTheAsura Mostly hollowed out croissants

[@wardy4903]

your side of what?

[@BbNaB]

@@wardy4903 anybody's side of anything aside from him making money

[@RandoChrisYT]

Reading that title just sent my brain into a fucking tailspin, I don't know who came up with that but they're gaining too much fucking power.

[@TheFlamingDoh2]

I’m just picturing Gondawara from Yakuza being like “Get out of my club, Elon”

[@dr.amazing8308]

Hey I saw the dog, your video has now outlived its usefulness. I don't need to watch it now.

[@ElectricGears]

[From the Independent 2023-12-06] Responding to an X employee’s post that they had never played GTA, Mr Musk said he was not a fan of the gratuitous violence. “Tried, but didn’t like doing crime. GTA5 required shooting police officers in the opening scene. Just couldn’t do it,” he wrote. Bro really got the ENTIRE boot ALL the way down in one go, I guess that's at least some kind of accomplishment.

[@calisto789]

@@miguelnewmexico8641 Not being able to play GTA because you can't shoot cops is the most ninny boy child stuff you could be Tell elon to grow up

[@rat8294]

​@miguelnewmexico8641 no you grow up, this is pathetic dude

[@Rathial]

I feel like we all knew that kid back in school who only had money and no social skills but still tried to use the money to buy popularity. Elon just never grew past that point

[@Kaarl_Mills]

@@Rathial so Daigo in Yakuza 0

[@linSP.]

Man not even the diaper fur community accepted him because he was so annoying

[@cookieface80]

This title gave me permanent brain damage.

[@phoenixsplash135]

I'm so proud of Pat Stares At, what an achievement

[@lucasgray9846]

That title is the conversional equivalent of casting 'Power Word: Kill'

[@Byakkoya11037]

I am eternally grateful that I'll never be like Elon Musk

[@Seydaschu]

Clearly, Musk needs to be buying more art of kaiju-sized Falco. That's the sort of suspiciously-wealthy depravity this world needs/deserves.

[@missingwyatt7056]

Whatta' thing to see in my notifications.

[@In-The-Zone]

Its not uncommon to come across CSB insane titles that only make sense after watching but the fact this title of all of them makes perfect sense is crazy. I will never doubt again.

[@rustyshackle8000]

People used to go to college in order to be clowns, and them we have Elon Musk, who has paid several million dollars to just do that shit for free

[@miguelnewmexico8641]

clown college isn't an actual college, dude.

[@nonenone5387]

I thought Castle Super Beast tried to avoid politics, now they are making fun of the President.

[@Uncledoodsauce]

when they're so full of themselves and money is all they are, yes they deserve to be made fun of.

[@coldfrost3]

Hows this political?

[@ThePhantomSquee]

You had me in the first half there, good one.

[@FelipePalha66]

I find so fascinating the case of the shift of thepublic perception on Elon Musk. Because he barely changed, it's not like Musk was one of those people that did a 180 and everyone started hating him, the only thing that changed was the public's view, i still remember all the articles and people talking about musk in the early 2010's like he was a billionaire messiah superhero and hearing the same people trashing him.

[@tinfoilslacks3750]

Musk owes all of his prior praise to: -the fact nobody was familiar with him, merely his companies -the fucking iron man movies being popular at the time and Tony Stark basically running cover for tech bro billionaires in the public eye

[@Foostini]

​@@tinfoilslacks3750This. He didn't change, he just opened his stupid mouth more often and more publicly.

[@1upclock]

We do not claim him.

[@HelFrostKara]

I thought it would be weird to pay to skip content in a game but at least those who do that plan on playing the game themselves. I don't wanna be a high ranking anything unless I got there myself but mayhaps I'm weird and think it's about the journey... "rich people are out of touch" at the best of times but The Eel is unfathomable.

[@tinfoilslacks3750]

If divorced-ness was measured by character and not by how many divorces you've had, ol musky is the most divorced feeling man alive. Like he is sad divorced dude epitomized.

[@ozzell]

The Saddest Man in the World

[@miguelnewmexico8641]

im sure he's crying all the way to the bank.

[@wardy4903]

@@miguelnewmexico8641 He's wiping his tears with million dollar bills while riding a rocket nobody else in the world has

[@calisto789]

@@miguelnewmexico8641 Hi elon

[@BreboVR]

The coolest rich person alive is probably George Lucas. He sits ontop a mountain of gold and only wears flannels and refuses to do anything

[@24hoursinthelife]

I hate that I was able to sus out what ABDL meant before Woolie explained. Get me off the Internet.

[@bossbeartherock6034]

Elon musk is kai leng

[@DragoneyeVII]

Worst title of the century award.

[@edmundnagel9492]

Elon is a textbook narcissist

[@Gargoyle_Guy]

As someone in the ABDL fur community, my friends and group were sharing the story of elon infiltrating like back in early last year I wanna say? But it was just some crazy story at the time and no one seemed to know if it was real or not. Actually hearing the details and the confirmation is EXTREMELY funny. He really does seem to just keep trying to wedge himself into different communities to be popular and "in" but everyone he joins can't stand him and eject him.

[@shahs1221]

It's so funny that it took THIS of all people to make the 'Gamers tm' and some of the tech bros to hate on Elon. All the other heinous sh*t he's done was fine, but THIS? Oh a bridge too far 😂 Anyway, Elon's so pathetic lmao.

[@BIGBLUBLUR]

Not terribly surprising, unfortunately. The world has a lot of people in it, and you'll always find someone to go up to bat for any sort of behavior no matter how heinous, shifty or annoying. But *nobody* likes a poser. Least of all one that poses in their hobby.

[@tinfoilslacks3750]

Hating someone for being a bad person and hating someone for being a *loser* are different things, and some people put more stake in the latter.

[@ubiquitousphilanthropistv281]

Pat's gonna wear a clown suit? He isn't wearing one here?

[@matiaspereyra9392]

I can't wait for the abdl community to come out and say that they don't claim him

[@Ephlanuist]

Was that a quote from Fatal Fury the Motion Picture

[@nahman3836]

I have no idea what half of those words in the title are

[@Rathial]

funnily enough it's not the first time a billionaire has bought a top gaming account and pretended it is their own account

[@How_Do_I_Set_a_Username]

I was NOT ready for the payoff for the title

[@swagtasticpanda]

Elon really is a modern greek tragedy. He very easily wants to be loved and no one will give him that in his private or public life despite his stolen wealth since he's too shit and too cringe.

[@Americanbadashh]

Tragedy's are supposed to be cathartic. Elon is just cringe

[@stingerjohnny9951]

There is a certain sick pleasure I get from the fact that Musk will never see Mars in his lifetime.