he would have soooooooo much to say right now................
@tuckerlovesbernie Жыл бұрын
This might be one of the most important Carlin clips out there. Every citizen should watch this
@kevonz1 Жыл бұрын
"The USA is an Oil Company with an army", George Carlin.
@Shurup33 Жыл бұрын
yup, last update is Gaza sea oil.... shame on this nazion
@nocturnaljoe95438 ай бұрын
@@Shurup33 You wrote nazion correctly.
@enovos3138Ай бұрын
Oil? As in Olisreal?
@niveknospmoht8743 Жыл бұрын
George Carlin was one of a kind. Miss his musings
@RedRedMCmusic4 жыл бұрын
Love how he riled up the crowd then breaking them down to show how brainwashed they are while they still applauded
@scorpio94202 жыл бұрын
True, most people in the audience did not get it, dumb stupid idiots.
@joeafish2 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure they were in on it and with him the whole way. It's a Carling audience after all. He's just presenting it in such a funny way, how can you not laugh and cheer?
@danielblank99179 ай бұрын
and what, just sit there in silence at a comedy show? brilliant. everyone's brainwashed but you
@PabloEscobarino Жыл бұрын
George is an absolute artist when it comes to comedy and every one of his stand-ups age terrifically. To this day I rewatch all his performances every couple of years and they're always hilarious and relevant. RIP to a legend
@tetsuoshima7385 Жыл бұрын
They’re Zesty aren’t they 😂
@outlawedTV883 ай бұрын
this is not comedy - this is the truth about our wicked dumb idiotic hell society
@calamaty2007 Жыл бұрын
George Carlin continues to age like wine, as proven by this week's events.
@nisogh387911 ай бұрын
Hes dead
@Breakbeat90s9 ай бұрын
what event were you referring to?
@rightfeelI9 ай бұрын
and this week too... humans never change do they
@00tonytone9 ай бұрын
Dick Chaney and colon Powell. That shit was genius
@TheLinuxYes6 ай бұрын
@@nisogh3879 as you too will be one day.
@robertfkaz7013 Жыл бұрын
Is there even anyone left these days with this kind of wit and intellect? Just Brilliant. He’d have a field day in modern times.
@theginjreaper Жыл бұрын
Dave Chappelle
@Pockets200110 ай бұрын
@@theginjreaperChris Rock
@maddiehite35029 ай бұрын
It me
@Roll5872 күн бұрын
Bo Burnham
@michaelperez38879 ай бұрын
Every 20 years sound about right. 2024
@Andrew-pb6hy2 жыл бұрын
I got my religious philosophy, political philosophy, and economic philosophy from George Carlin. I miss him. Think he was better Educated than most.
@m1t2a12 жыл бұрын
As long as you have a place for your stuff, and within smaller places for even more stuff.
@Biscuit9891 Жыл бұрын
Think? HE WAS
@dolphiner1376 Жыл бұрын
he is the modern-day Socrates, Marcus Aurelius or plato
@TheReck128 ай бұрын
Getting your ideas from a single subjective source is indeed a very American thing to do
@deadwalking1007 ай бұрын
Irony, satire and comedy all wrapped up in Mr Carlin. A great loss to the world. Thankfully we have these videos for posterity and hopefully learn from.
@kalebdodge7758 ай бұрын
Carlin talking about the U.S. having a manhood problem way back in the 90s is crazy to think about. That was a somewhat radical opinion back then.
@steelcityspeedshopj.r6942 Жыл бұрын
GOAT . And you can bet your boots what he had to say is still HAS TO SAY. Cause Carlins words are always relevant to the times. And will be even in passing. ❤ Rest Easy George .
@sundeepbhat74 жыл бұрын
I just googled "best philosophers in history" and didn't see George Carlin feature there anywhere. Google is outdated.
@alexfreidah107519 күн бұрын
well you searched for something stupid if you were looking for carlin. we like to call him a philosopher comedian but he isn't actually a fucking philosopher and surely you don't actually believe that right? He is one of my heroes but I'm not gonna say dumb shit like that.
@krsnirvan18 күн бұрын
It’s insane that this STILL holds up today
@beattheovenludwigvan4 жыл бұрын
man, this guy... IS A FUCKING GENIUS
@aljolson6613 Жыл бұрын
Truth with comedy ,he was gem😢
@maxman232413 жыл бұрын
".. Even the name.. Bush..." *his weird look* the moment that he said Bush and did his face was so priceless!
@lucis3452 Жыл бұрын
Always on point!
@arthurneddysmith13 жыл бұрын
George Carlin has an incredible body.
@evamagone86132 жыл бұрын
Love this man still
@RadarKat7308013 жыл бұрын
Well, we're not the first society to base its economy on war. "The is Sparta!"
@jimakisspdКүн бұрын
Uhm no not really. Sparta was militaristic but not expansionist or interventionist. Apart from the Messenian war, most Spartan wars were defensive.
@Mad99772 жыл бұрын
"...i got this real moron thing i do, it's called thinking..."
@debralegorreta13754 жыл бұрын
Classic. Thank you Ihan for sending people here.
@leahm244 жыл бұрын
Oh I wish he had lived to see Trump. I would pay any ticket price to see his show on the last 5 years
@thelemite9353 жыл бұрын
In 2016 George's daughter said he would had A LOT of fun with all the trump shit.
@vaasdaas95872 жыл бұрын
You mean trump not starting any war right?
@davidruiz76692 жыл бұрын
@@vaasdaas9587 He only tried to start a coup in Venezuela, increased drone strikes and blew up an Iranian general but okay
@sanzl1642 жыл бұрын
@@davidruiz7669 And he didn't start any wars. 🤷♂️ Why? Because the world knew he had a backbone.
@FirstEmperor2 жыл бұрын
He is quite possibly the one person who would have seen the Trump presidency for what it really was: the single most entertaining chapter in the freak show thus far!
@Leskeepingitreal2 жыл бұрын
Miss him so much
@lawrencetaylor41012 жыл бұрын
George would have really had a field day with half the world praising Nazis reliving WW2.
@grudgebearer1404 Жыл бұрын
West has been praising nazis since nazis became the main strategic heads of NATO, that is, since it started. It isn't any new habit.
@slimybakertv Жыл бұрын
@@grudgebearer1404 The west directly funded N@zis multiple times during and after WWII
@yeetman49535 ай бұрын
@@grudgebearer1404 ???
@jwb_6662 ай бұрын
@@yeetman4953don't try to look for logic in a communist. Being a commie requires an absence of logic.
@beattheovenludwigvan4 жыл бұрын
HOLY FUCK THIS IS HILARIOUS!
@patriciashepard8872 жыл бұрын
225 wars in 243 years since 1776.
@ANTINATALIST_lewis10 ай бұрын
😮 No way
@phmwu73683 жыл бұрын
Friday, April 23 - 1971 ... respect for those military !
@ThePsykopath3 жыл бұрын
0 dislikes humanity restored
@targamotors3092 жыл бұрын
Legend
@anetatimu741715 күн бұрын
true also today. come lord jesus come.
@lewisner4 жыл бұрын
Everybody who watched this tried to think of a politician with a name that sounded like genitals.
@beattheovenludwigvan4 жыл бұрын
well shit
@IndieGingeАй бұрын
Dick Swett is a real man who exists
@janedunn75758 күн бұрын
I'm not a good American because i like to form MY OWN opinions. Me too George Carlin.
@rianvorster4302 жыл бұрын
2022 says listen to this
@blistoh Жыл бұрын
I love it
@PeterKanfer2 ай бұрын
RIP YOU ARE THE BEST
@keikoandgilly14 жыл бұрын
4:14 - 4:28 - True words spoken and helluva funny XD
@BerardiOhio9410 ай бұрын
2024!
@madesertrose15 жыл бұрын
AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!!
@theunknown21329Ай бұрын
In my country he would not have survived very long. We need more people like this😂
@khadijahbegum35462 ай бұрын
I wish he was alive now. He would have so much to say now😭
@memorable1114 сағат бұрын
He was a comic genius.
@doreekaplan2589Ай бұрын
U.S is at WAR on 3 different continents spending our taxes to do it.
@patrickmoran6873 ай бұрын
He’s talking about Pete Williams whose shilling for the government during that war was a disgrace to journalism.
@Toktikmail Жыл бұрын
This is very good send this to al my contacts
@paolo27th14 жыл бұрын
The Serbs were white too.
@Exotic_Tofu8 жыл бұрын
Yup. "Imperialism is an equal opportunity exploiter"
@Cd5ssmffan4 жыл бұрын
"white" doesn't exist
@commentor34853 жыл бұрын
This was filmed before Serbia.
@meenam300zx2 жыл бұрын
Since NATO and Americans were massacaring Serbians, they didn't matter much. But Nazi supporting Ukranian are suddenly precious.
@evamagone86132 жыл бұрын
Serbs are Russian puppets so doesn't matter
@jetknight75622 ай бұрын
The ending he nailed it...😅😅😅😅😅
@xaqxx40612 жыл бұрын
Why does the captions remove the cussing but the audio isn’t edited ? Just type up the entire f-cking transcript ! Why would you edit CC but audio is fine ? #nomorecraptions YT !
@buckeyechuck40642 жыл бұрын
Damn I miss this guy, he would have shredded DJT.
@destroyermelody3 жыл бұрын
People asking about the secret for knowing Truth:
@sarashellsing3 ай бұрын
the right would call him woke these days.
@nonegone71703 ай бұрын
Any ideology would dislike him seeing how he wasn't 'symbol minded'.
@ehss1922 ай бұрын
@@nonegone7170 True. George never was left or right or anything in between. He beat to his own drum.
@Sly88Frye2 ай бұрын
It's so hilarious how sexual the names of the presidential cabinet were at the time😂
@LibertarianRFАй бұрын
War is a racket..$
@Cat-bg2geКүн бұрын
I wish we would quit occupying the entire world.
@staryyouknow171Ай бұрын
how true in 2024
@sylvesterscallen5740 Жыл бұрын
Legend 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
@stevekohner59752 ай бұрын
Carlin was ahead of the times
@vcab6875 Жыл бұрын
Genius
@zihnisinir1003 ай бұрын
Here we go again in 2024
@burnstv2804 жыл бұрын
2020 🤬
@DanWint2 ай бұрын
I'm ready right now. :>, I think.
@greysonbeato59193 жыл бұрын
Notice how our country may be bankrupt by October 15 or 18 and our military budget is…big, to say the least
@ChiSportsNut182 ай бұрын
Why do people think war is the answer to everything?
@ehss1922 ай бұрын
It's how they protect their interests
@mikemattingly51287 ай бұрын
Goat
@ConfusedFieldHockey-em6bt7 ай бұрын
George carlin what a class act 👌 😂
@greghamilton66814 ай бұрын
This genius was America's only real modern philosopher since Erica Hoffer.
@notsoancientpelican2 ай бұрын
Eric
@DonkeyboyWilson Жыл бұрын
Wow
@faustsin9366 Жыл бұрын
I was cursed out for dare questioning the war in Ukraine like every anti American O you want children to day name. Honestly after the BS war in Iraq and Vietnam is it that bad to start questioning why?
@michaelgiguere1739 Жыл бұрын
Not remotely the same
@yeetman49535 ай бұрын
would you question why france and britain went to war with germany?
@jimakisspdКүн бұрын
@@michaelgiguere1739 It is the same, cause it's Murica that f cked things up again in 2014 with Ukraine.
@BrisciaVasquezАй бұрын
1:05 ❤
@Branddenthepinkgoldpeachfan Жыл бұрын
1:39
@mikelocke42123 ай бұрын
I think he's misdiagnosed the problem: It isn't specific to America, it is humanity that is the source of this.
@koba079810 ай бұрын
till this day usa has bases in iraq and occupies syria illegally
@LindaOrtiz-e9lАй бұрын
HE IS FUNNY
@robertholston47082 жыл бұрын
I had to come here after all the virtue signalling in the Ukraine.
@meenam300zx2 жыл бұрын
Yes, if Ukranian were brown like Yemenis, Iraqis, Afghan, Libyan or Syrian, no one would care.
@pedrogonzalez16252 жыл бұрын
#USA!
@Myself-yf5doАй бұрын
He said the Germans are the only "White" people the Americans ever fought with, but he forgot the Spanish, British, and the Americans themselves (civil war).
@MyBallsItch-u2qАй бұрын
He probably meant in the 20th century.
@jimakisspdКүн бұрын
Plus Italy(along with Britain) , plus Greece(though it was mostly British) during the Greek civil war gainst the Greek communists, plus against Serbians, plus messed up causing Ukraine-Russian war, plus a great part of Libya and Syria and Lebanon are also white-skinned.
@Jon-nt8sxАй бұрын
Why didn't George receive the Nobel Peace Prize?
@ennesshay50402 жыл бұрын
the 7minute 7second vid:- ''Trump Admits We're taking The oil,'' by The Jimmy Dore Show
@Pie215111 жыл бұрын
Hes like an old version of the Joker....
@kegankelly30734 жыл бұрын
But with good intentions.
@schnulli7915 жыл бұрын
wahahahaha!
@BrisciaVasquezАй бұрын
2:20
@pedrogonzalez16252 жыл бұрын
#familyfirst
@abyzzwalker4 жыл бұрын
Too woke for this world
@myearsloveit Жыл бұрын
he's w/ Jesus now
@janejohnson81432 ай бұрын
😂
@jill3n11 ай бұрын
God, and what year is this from? He could be saying this in 2023.
@johnnyflores595411 ай бұрын
This was right after the first gulf war, 1991. I think this is in early 1992.
@serialfun36903 ай бұрын
USA USA USA!!
@pedrogonzalez16252 жыл бұрын
#aquarium
@celes4201711 ай бұрын
If this isn’t accurate, I don’t know what is. The USA just voted to give Israel money when they are committing genocide against Palestinians.
@krisztagedai33862 жыл бұрын
Funny thing is that it's not funny :( especially not now...again.
@jacoballen148 Жыл бұрын
Doesn't 9/11 count
@mohamedalhaneef1260 Жыл бұрын
Араб голф
@spartanx9293 Жыл бұрын
1:38 serbia
@Entropy1062 жыл бұрын
Ukraine bs Russia
@abdalrahmanshaddow6121 Жыл бұрын
bigmanhod problem
@iancraig6070 Жыл бұрын
Too much brainwashing in America via government.
@greenwave819 Жыл бұрын
ummm ww1, ww2, basically every war prior to that, Vietnam, Afghanistan, and soon to be russia so those facts do kinda disagree
@johnnyflores595411 ай бұрын
This stand up was before the proxy war in Ukraine. This stand up, came out in 1992.
@Cat-bg2geКүн бұрын
The British were way worse.
@Andrew-pb6hy2 жыл бұрын
Other comedians were funnier, but ZERO Educated the public as well