George Carlin-Natural Disasters

[@afterburner8083]

Nature doesn't get mad, it gets even.

[@ginamori8656]

its true we've done everything in are power to step on those make them look, and feel, as if they have know investment of care in people or the planet. It's all about the class of morons who want everything to be class consciousness. If you have anything beautiful different enlightening to contribute you will be confined to being stabbed as a social worker. So fucking true. I agree with Jim Morrison now I'm going to get my kicks before the whole shit-house goes down in flames. No one is doing anything to help it but arguing either. Good people are starving, and they aren't going to miss the bullshit that has come in full-circle. Hello 2001 space odessy. Nature could care less about a conscience. That was SUPPOSE to be for us to do what a big joke!

[@TheNexDude]

Nature has no emotions we are just a minor thing. This planet has been far worse than human beings.

[@Sanctifiers]

nature isnt sentient. that's God. the irony.

[@Sanctifiers]

@@andresmenon3743 yeah prove it? You can't. You'd have to have full knowlege of all things in every way to know that, which would actually make YOU God. You're a fucking idiot. Sit down, the intellectuals are talking.

[@TheTUDOR91]

@@Sanctifiers You're the one making the claim that something exists, the burden of proof is therefore on you, not the rest of us.

[@personzorz]

We need a disaster movie based on this.

[@mellowlink1215]

nah, this needs to happen so i can see the sky full of green shit.

[@weirdo_with_a_paintbrush]

I'm positive Hollywood will, they're running out of ideas anyway.

[@jdbruiser]

@@weirdo_with_a_paintbrushNah they'll just repurpose them or make something outlandishly bad.

[@iPlaySKATE]

It's called life.

[@demonstormgaming]

I bet someone like david firth or filmcow can actually animate this. It would be fucking amazing.

[@jackriley5974]

This man was the most insightful person of the century. It's amazing how he could recite as he did without q-cards.

[@smockers8757]

Aaron Greenfield yo what strain are you smoking?

[@aarongreenfield9038]

@@smockers8757. It is a George Carlin monolog.

[@aarongreenfield9038]

@@smockers8757. kzbin.info/www/bejne/eWPYlYmpbtGgd6c

[@smockers8757]

Aaron Greenfield oh man god damn. i applaud you for typing it all out EDIT: Nvm u probably copied the description lmao

[@ChannelWaldo]

@@aarongreenfield9038 drop the rap and hit me with the link or let me try it ✌

[@williamrusso3130]

"Bears and wolves, amped-up on crank, start roaming the countryside, looking for people to eat... even though they're not really hungry."

[@user-gr8zn1yp5l]

COCAINE BEAR the movie 😂😂😂😂

[@ickdon7999]

“George Bush can’t decide if it’s an emergency or not” 😂😂😂

[@ickdon7999]

GreaterGood510 Yep. A pure, retarded war criminal

[@petergoldstein5455]

Hard Work. Of course, must be to earn the money and get the power. Aaaaaaalways hard Work

[@KilgoreTroutAsf]

9/11

[@sha11235]

Yep, Governor Bush. I don't call him President. He didn't win that title legally.

[@joeylombardo3884]

Dick Cheney, in jail!? How bout Dr fauci?!

[@ipb7883]

This guy was, still is, and most likely will be, unique and unrepeatable.

[@martitinkovich4489]

This was insane! I never seen this bit before! I'm surprized they didn't crucify him for it.

[@sherv.h]

watching the fires in Australia and thought about this piece.

[@danielcesar2582]

Yeah I know.

[@templarhelmet3844]

@Flying Solo ngl, I might agree with you but where did you see this

[@silent.-killer]

Sky news is fox news lel

[@Rex-nm2ys]

@Flying Solo Environmentalists willfully started fires because they wanted to "help" nature burn down forests and vegetation?

[@thepolishdude2194]

Sherv the Australia wild fire is just the Beta Release

[@cinna-manspice4449]

I’d like to see somebody animate a cartoon of George Carlin’s perfect vision of a natural disaster.

[@deanrao7554]

"Crucifying people and trying on their underwear..." I plagiarize Carlin in conversation whenever possible. Not sure where I'll be able to work in this line.

[@ickdon7999]

Dean Rao Try it at church lol

[@timcondon5184]

Try it when you pray at the dinner table before you eat. If you dont do that, get them to try it one time

[@zakariaali8864]

@@ickdon7999 Rapist priests do not approve

[@panch0riatas556]

I know when, I'm sure you don't have a perfect family,sure you fantasize "Crucifying them for a moment, maybe not all of them you know who lol.

[@coffeecuppepsi]

Yeah that's a hard one to slip in... Good luck

[@TomatosRaafatos]

Probably the best 10 minutes in the history of stand-up comedy, live perfomance, and public speaking combined. He was the textbook definition of a gifted orator.

[@khakendrapun8510]

George Carlin is a masterminded comedian who understand the deep core of human life and life of all creatures. I love this man. He is my hero.

[@rocky5152]

I saw him live. What an intellectual genius!

[@4zarias]

Truly a brilliant man, a philosopher and a legend. Wish you were here today, we need you now more than ever.

[@cybercat29]

I second that and agree with you 100%!

[@cog_in_the_machine4303]

Carlin told us everything he had known. Now we must step up for ourselves, not be depressed about him being no more with us, but grateful for all the amazing legacy he s left

[@fuierago1]

He predicted all of this craziness. Our president's latest tweets would lead to George Carlin saying "I fuckin' told ya!"

[@causesofwellbeing-pablodas2120]

I think that thought like once a month. What would Carlin be doing now?

[@granddaddykaddy1788]

He was so brilliant on so many things. He had our government and political situation nailed to the letter. I miss him. Truly one of the greats

[@atrikroy9160]

no other comedian can replace this legend carlin

[@ianbaraza8256]

get the message and stop worshipping idols. hes a vessel of truth not a god

[@rhino5250]

@@ianbaraza8256 calling someone a legend does not mean you worship them stfu 😂

[@rhino5250]

@@ianbaraza8256 absolute clown

[@JStack]

“That’s my fire!” As a former arsonist, I feel you George

[@justinratcliffe947]

A former arsonist? That's.... creepy

[@thegoat5141]

Sellout, why did you quit?

[@MiguelFlores-pg8fi]

What made you quit my man?

[@MichaelGaynor93]

Once an arsonist always an arsonist.

[@singleproppilot]

Quitter

[@beaniespades905]

He just described the apocalypse in 8 mins. Genius!

[@RyderDavis]

"Jason and Jenniferrrrrrrr"

[@sjjahoda5622]

😂😂😂😂 I was already laughing and seriously couldn't take that ... I'm dead

[@Profile.4]

@@sjjahoda5622 what a great girl. Beautiful and likes carlin. Keeper.

[@abcdefu359]

Literally me and my sister’s name lmao.

[@Jason-xm8ck]

My name is Jason :(

[@GiovanniCloud]

3:32 All of this insanity... Just because a water main pipe broke in Los Angeles. Straight up amazing!

[@jamesagwe2981]

I'd pay to see that movie

[@chancegivens9390]

Absolutely!

[@marksalot655]

One of the most brilliant minds ever. 👍😇

[@BrownEyePinch]

My lord and savior

[@stevew270]

He was THE greatest!

[@marksalot655]

Him, Robin Williams and Richard Pryor are my favs. 👍😂

[@lindagusch2671]

AMEN!

[@broktober]

14 years later and it amazes me how accurate this script is till this day! Especially since not too long ago Canada had a fire and days laters the entire atmosphere was altered. Great work and rip to the master kind of cognitive thinking!🕊️

[@dartanian72]

Grandma floating down the river with the parakeet on head. Lol!

[@BrownEyePinch]

🤣

[@petergoldstein5455]

The Intelligence of GWBush, in spite of the pillow of his grandma for christmas...hard work ... hard work. I had to look 3 times to hear everything... He is unbelieveable funny, AND right. Full of Power and with healthy hate to the things, where hate is GOOD.

[@debbypearson7066]

Carpets chases ada

[@debbypearson7066]

Jiffy

[@debbypearson7066]

Ladden and girls

[@communismsucks5062]

I love how quickly and brutally this escalated.

[@daveallender4375]

George Carlin = COMEDIC GENIUS

[@ianbaraza8256]

'comedic' what an annoying word,' Comic' is better,simpler. easier on the tongue. comedic sounds ...i dont know,,pretentious, overly analytic.

[@joecrockrell04]

George had no idea how prophetic his words became. 😂

[@AJ_Deadshow]

Don't be dispersing my rioters! 😂

[@jimmybraum942]

Well, we haven't had the sky fill up with green shit yet. Oh wait, is that October?

[@pamevans8001]

he knew.

[@SadPanda94]

the energy he had at his age.. just spectacular to see a man this dedicated on just telling the truth people are afraid of speaking. i am glad i took him as my mentor 10 years ago.

[@BOSANCERO-ARBIH]

This man was so truthful in everything he said and for that I salute you and rest in peace

[@Kaiwala]

Bro hes talking about murdering everyone

[@quantumquasar2692]

Its a shame to think that there will probably not be another comedian like this man.

[@declan0123456789]

Hey 2020 George Carlin is talking about you

[@lurchlogan]

If this get made into a film, the movie title will be: "Uncle Dave Gets Even".

[@ironhide5611]

Uncle Dave AND NATURE get even

[@sha11235]

Directed by Roland Emmerich.

[@IronMan-tk8uc]

@@sha11235 Oh yeah.

[@legallystupid2838]

Best performer of all time! He had no genre. He is his own genre! Thank you Mr. Carlin for setting the bar so high that no one can ever imagine to even attempt to match your greatness! G.O.A.T

[@jamesritch5245]

George Carlin is and was so far ahead of his time.

[@paulcurran9343]

It's a timeless issue!

[@ConservativeAnthem]

He was just a sick old mentally ill man who should have been treated. His frequent attacks against humans are pathetic.

[@Multydrifter]

@@ConservativeAnthem Humans are pathetic, and he was right about everything and strangely enough, most of his monologs still apply today, you're just a part of the problem and the reason why I, like a lot of people, would like humanity to go extinct

[@ConservativeAnthem]

@@Multydrifter Are you sincere, mister let's-end-humanity misanthrope? If Homo Sapiens are so bad and an absolute blight on the world, why not prove your honesty and lack of hypocrisy by ending your life? After all, as Chairman Mao once stated -- "The journey of a thousand miles begins with just one step." Be that step, mister human hater!

[@Carneyar_the_Druid]

@@ConservativeAnthem You really don't get it, do you? These aren't attacks but thought provoking.

[@DJDeltameister110]

Shortly after corona started, I instantly thought of this sketch and how humans have messed with nature so much.

[@omaraellosiii8171]

“Where George Bush can’t decide if it’s an emergency or not” 😂

[@MScorpioM]

@V B imagine the fun he would have with smartphones and social media.

[@martinbearsley6616]

IT'S ONLY AN EMERGENCY IF IT INTERFERES WITH HIM SELLING OIL.

[@titsmcgeeyolanda3755]

.

[@Bifrons]

"Hamburgers, Actually" LOL

[@flatearthreality8683]

get lost

[@MystiqueHorizon]

Mmmmm,,, Steak! 😁😁😁

[@halleycomet78]

Laughing and crying for real every time i watch this segment,what a genius he was and always will be. Many many years ahead of his time, best ever, a legend...

[@Scooteroll3k]

I like how we go from a broken water main to a whole universe being born in a matter of minutes

[@bringmearavencroft]

I can't believe that I'm not the only one who thinks like this. I'm so sad this legend has passed, but I bet he glad he has.

[@hirohitosakada7774]

Same as you blue eyes I am on you too I think this way I gave up humanity. I understand that human beings will never understands each other I'm afraid that the time when all people gave up humanity. Things will get out of control

[@MiguelFlores-pg8fi]

Glad I’m not alone, I’m just 28, 29 this summer, and I’m sick of humanity’s lack of unity and understanding

[@johnrockyryan]

​@@MiguelFlores-pg8fi I feel you bro we had our chance but we fucked it up we fucked ourselves up and our planet its time folks BUT before humanity gets flushed down the galactic shitter we have to try our best to be kind to each other and help people in need world peace is too far gone but we have to in our own way help the best we can

[@jakewade7993]

U not the only one most people who click on this think that way plus the audience he preforming to think this same way

[@snailer06]

I defy ANYONE to perform hilarious material they wrote, that they can perform FLAWLESSLY for hours with perfect timing, rattling off lists at machine gun speed, that millions of people can relate to, decade after decade. Legend.

[@jacobwarren4490]

This man was way ahead of his time we need him now more than ever

[@ekcman]

Yeah but probably it still fit after 10 years

[@rahulrathnakumar785]

"I always hope it gets worse. I hope the coronavirus mutates and becomes 100x more lethal and 10x more communicable. But I'll just watch on, as the world burns, because I've been tempered in raw sewage and have a fucking strong immune system." - George Carlin, 2020

[@morbidmanmusic]

Doubtful

[@samuelfranklin9112]

he wasnt alive in 2020

[@rileyhughes5613]

@@samuelfranklin9112 imagine searching a comedy video, without the ability to understand a joke.

[@thenoblepoptart]

But many people are against vaccines, which strengthen the immune system against the virus.

[@onymous919]

Damn, on the face :D

[@jalfredl]

“History shows again and again How nature points out the folly of man”

[@Zachsmoparandmashedpotatos]

jalfredl Godzilla zilla Zilla zilla zilla

[@jeffreymccarty1388]

Oh no!.. there goes Tokyo!

[@johnmorax7436]

When the lights go down and he says the uncles Dave sit around the kitchen table....I always get a sense of prophecy, a sort of little chill through my spine. This man was a true genius. Unmatched, outstanding performer.

[@vksasdgaming9472]

"When you are born you get a seat in a circus and if you're born in America you get a front-row seat. "

[@ikegloucester5664]

"And at this point it looks like pretty soon, things are gonna start getting out of control"

[@IronMan-tk8uc]

Gee, really 😆

[@guitarman376]

I feel like I'm the unfunny version of Carlin, bothered by the same things.

[@wbtbwb360]

I feel u bruh!!!

[@morenitascorp9246]

Same

[@ryu7408]

I'm one of these Uncle Dave's.

[@FelipeGonzalez-le5jv]

Don't worry. That was really funny.

[@brettgainsford4866]

dude...I hear ya

[@mylovesongs2429]

"And the fire spreads across the great plains, toasting the wheat, cooking the cattle and producing....hamburgers, actually."

[@edreyes894]

Regret not seeing George live, a political visionary and student of human hypocrisy. RIP.

[@joevuzekaz2030]

Only one in a million people will be able to be like this guy. Yes only one in years and we are lucky enough to have seen him testify before us about the truth. A true Prophet.

[@BenjaminSteber]

This is one of those tragic bits that never hits as hard as it does the first time but you have to hear it a few times to really get what he's going for so there is no perfect viewing.

[@leifchurchill]

And the sky fills up with green shit!

[@ogb4205]

He could see the future

[@jost914]

@@BasedVegeta careful not to cut yourself with that edge

[@justinemarkdajay7485]

@@BasedVegeta damnit, i was gonna take my popcorn but the other guy didn't reply.

[@justinemarkdajay7485]

@@BasedVegeta i was kinda hoping Jost Rodriguez wud reply to your comment so i cud watch some debate. Haha

[@justinemarkdajay7485]

@@BasedVegeta aleck?

[@stephenjohnson8592]

Nobody better than Sir George! Incredible insights this man had! Miss him!

[@gunnarkr22557]

I cant get over how elequent the man was, even in his advancing years

[@margo3367]

That was beautiful. Real poetry.

[@tapasroy6270]

He is just given words to my feelings. Exceptional. 🙏

[@lurchlogan]

"My uncle dave,your uncle dave,an endless stream of dead uncle daves"!! 😄😄

[@blackpanther67]

George would have LOOOOOVVVED Covid- 19!!

[@daveberswick5372]

The master of the craft. Was simply the best. Miss him.

[@SaintTrinasTorch]

How much weed do you smoke? George Carlin: *yes*

[@Sachin6197]

he said in an interview once that he writes his broad concepts for his materials over time and then smokes a joint and writes the whole thing as a final product in one night

[@Sachin6197]

i mean he used to RIP

[@ThugOG30VIPs3rd-T]

Joints doo help

[@ram-oj2ij]

What do they got? Gills? Epic 🤣

[@robertlyndon9510]

You just can’t help but like the honest blunt truth of things given in a perfect direct manner with appropriate adjectives and descriptive verse. Yes sir, damn straight!

[@MrDwicker]

George Carlin just described global warming. His humor is accurate.

[@zetetick395]

You have to be Georges age to be THIS misanthropic, and get away with it! XD

[@krimo5700]

lol 🤣🤣🤣

[@VoidETERNAL1]

Props for still saying XD

[@anastasiai9426]

he had it all along .. watch this one , if you are new on George kzbin.info/www/bejne/sJK1ZKaMpbl1b5o

[@Hirnlego999]

Actually, he never fully was. He's been saying for ages that we're heading in the wrong direction, but in that material there are parts which give big fucking clues on what to do instead Like mentioning Dubya in this context

[@roxanneweichinger9318]

RIP George Carlin.

[@tabascocrimson7865]

even dead, Mr. Carlin can never be ''in peace''

[@margaridabaldini]

I see a lot of people saying he was a leftie, he wasn't. He was a thinker, that's what he was

[@naui_diver9290]

Did you achieve your quota of likes? Loser

[@The3mbered0ne]

we need a rick and morty episode with the trillion uncle daves falling through the crack in space time lol

[@nedzeo6556]

Nathan Kessler I swear

[@KhalidElwaleed]

The ending remind me of (Simple rick) episode .

[@michaelmontana1854]

I LOVE THIS MAN.

[@nikhiljampana9411]

I've watched this special and this bit a countless number of times, but for some reason, more than just laughing this time I got goosebumps and teared up towards the end - that's the genius of George Carlin

[@michaeljohn7398]

Bloody Beyond Brilliant. 🤣😂 Cheers from Michael. Australia.

[@bomingqiu4880]

George would really have some fun in 2020.

[@johncotter1600]

I think George Carlin had a time machine. He knew the way things were going to progress before we had even gotten there.

[@joshlingo3013]

I have an Uncle Dave. Hes a crazy alcoholic. I love him dearly.

[@user-yz6dw5jt7h]

Fuck dude my family calls me Dave shit oh fuck

[@mrJohnDesiderio]

Such a masterful tirade of malcontent ! Love it.

[@respectdawildo_danjones508]

I didn’t fully appreciate this when it came out, but wow this turned into one of my absolute favorite pieces from him! And I just hope it keeps raining and raining and raining and raining and raining!! 🌧 lol

[@matthewhaywood247]

He got so hateful of life in the end but he is totally right it's a shame how right he was rip Gcarling x

[@proud2bpagan]

I thought he got bitter there towards the end,too. Not to say he didn't verbally have society by the short and curlies with his previous work,he was never one to hold back, but after Brenda died, he seemed to retreat within himself as far as lightening it up by mentioning any good things went. Still,I miss his candid commentary. I also love that he supported the LGBT community long,long before it was fashionable to do so. He made a lot of jokes at our expense,but it wasn't anything we weren't already saying about ourselves,lol. He was like the uncle or grandpa that you can't wait to get around because he's long ago lost his 'filter' and he spouts out what everyone else was thinking but didn't have the balls to say. Rest in peace, George,you beautiful, brilliant mother fucker,you!

[@gaylenewood7707]

Well he has lost his wife a few years back before he died would you be bitter if your wife or hubby passed away too?

[@proud2bpagan]

@@gaylenewood7707 I most certainly would. I can't imagine the pain he must have experienced. After he lost his beloved spouse, his comedy began to remind me of the turn Samuel Clemen's writing took after he lost his daughter. They both still spoke of the absurdity they saw around them,but it took on a razor's edge.

[@gaylenewood7707]

@@proud2bpagan But you have to admit since he has been gone comedy ain't the same anymore it's too much censorship in comedy and too political.

[@thagodwecreate5179]

Not hateful ... Apathetic

[@kevinjones6022]

George we need you back. You weren't ahead of your time you were a man of truth and honesty.

[@suburbanboi2404]

Who else here after the Corona Virus

[@kirillustinov7284]

how can u say after covid when it didnt end. or are u a karen?

[@suburbanboi2404]

KirillLego lol after the start

[@23101979T]

Holy shit, what a character he was!! Amaizing human being!

[@Paladins-CODEX-Ultra]

A true modern sage! He’s only gotten better and better with age! Even his first act back in 58 when he was 21 was quite good, unlike anyone else back then. Hopefully he’s in a good place, despite all the great sarcastic humour! An artist like no other, with no likely replacement anywhere in sight. He’ll be missed! Thank God for services like YouTUBE and others keeping the flame intact with lots of Carlin to watch in the archives. Imho . . .

[@raicantgame6634]

I saw this bit live when I was in high school. Glad I got to see him.

[@NicholasPhillips-fv5xf]

He is the best comedian ever born a pioneer in my opinion anyone else agree?

[@onymous919]

What a piece of art! This one's my favorite from now on..

[@imrighthere5878]

I think I drove through that storm, once upon a time.

[@brittanyjohnson8104]

Comedy: The safest way for a completely conscious person to exist and express the truth.

[@N12Gautam]

That was beautiful

[@richardschneider9098]

If he hadn't have left us when he did, sooner or later he'd have had to top this. Not that anyone ever could have, or ever needed to... Magnificent!

[@dshoooda8788]

George Carlin Our philosophical Thanos may you rest in peace brother!

[@IronMan-tk8uc]

Philosophical Thanos...I like that.

[@MARTINADBA1980]

I could listen to this guy for HOURS!!!!!

[@BrianGivensYtube]

What a fucking savage. I look up to this man with all my heart.

[@jimschuman9926]

God, the material George would have to work with today if still alive 🤣.

[@MiguelFlores-pg8fi]

We’d die laughing realizing he was so fucking right

[@edgymurphy570]

He's describing 2020

[@AJ_Deadshow]

George Carlin would be crying tears of JOY today!

[@Chris_MarMar]

Yep. He'd be rooting for Covid-19 to kill everybody and I really can't blame him. Much like him I also root for natural disasters these days. Especially natural disasters in America since there really isn't anything like a large-scale plague to shake up a nation as decadent, lacking in compassion, and arrogant as ours.

[@alexmanev2638]

George Carlin: Australia: fire hot

[@vidahasselburg3841]

This is how I hope our species ends. RIP George you amazing brilliant man you.

[@mjs3764]

5:16 "and now the fire spreads to the farmlands, and the farmlands burn intensely at 425 degrees creating millions of baked potatoes." 😂

[@juttaweise]

more the coal of tomorrow hahahahahaha

[@RobertMcCracken-vj3he]

2:00 the most brilliant and insightful comedian of all time. No one will ever come close to replacing his comedy 😮😊😂

[@danielc5429]

*Squish*

[@metamaggot]

"i like that,i'm an interesting guy"

[@Estusstew]

This had me in tears laughing so hard. Holy shit

[@Ozraevun]

"Bambi is dead!" xD OMG

[@Pimsleurable]

Thank you, Mr. Conductor.

[@hemmydall]

Watching during Covid-19... part of me hopes it gets a huge 2nd wave.