CANDY SHOP | Medieval Bardcore Version | 50 Cent ft Olivia

[@josephburdett]

everyone gangsta until fifty shillings enters the ballroom

[@ekin9181]

underrated comment

[@delsol__]

SHILLINGS BYEEUDJSJSDJ

[@raulrosas5068]

50 dracmas

[@raulrosas5068]

Anglo-Saxophone 50 Nomismas

[@cdcroc]

This 🤣

[@djpegao]

*_"I'll direct you to the house of sweets, thou shalt sample the lollygag"_*

[@not_herobrine3752]

Ah yes, throats wilt gag tonight

[@michaelbme1983]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

[@samuelhernandez6813]

😂😂😂 I laughed when I finished reading it

[@khoirommilton9816]

😂😂😂😂

[@Max-fu3hp]

my princess

[@moefaez760]

Lord Curtis "50 Pence" Jackson enters the house of sweets!!

[@marydominguez6033]

Pastries were worth 4 shillings a lb or $2,000-$4,000 in today's money! You Broke ass peasant making 2 pounds or 2 gold coins a year! 2 pounds or 2 gold is also 40 shillings!

[@yanisvidedit]

@@marydominguez6033 How many schmeckles is that tho?

[@marydominguez6033]

1 SHILLING IS WORTH 12 PENCE! 1 LB/GOLD COIN IS WORTH 20 SHILLINGS AKA 240 PENCE! SO YOUR 50 PENCE ASS IS ONLY WORTH 4 SHILLINGS AND 2 PENCE MEANING YOU CAN ONLY BUY A LB WEIGHT WORTH OF SWEETS!

[@paringlolot4578]

Wow.. 😆😆

[@AUTHENTICXO]

Hahahahahahazlydn I love these comments

[@tlotpwist3417]

Becometh wealthy or expireth attempting

[@aggelosmplatsiotis2568]

Okay, that one is good

[@kv4851]

My favorite album 🤣

[@markymark443]

Actually, this was the single from his follow-up album, Annihilation.

[@raulrosas5068]

becometh king or perish a pesant

[@KillShot-ln6mn]

Hahaha 😂

[@heinz-wilhelmguderian3066]

Imagine you been crowned as king while this is playing

[@raquela.3483]

LMAO

[@fathergascoigne4609]

Yo Guderian wuz up? What it do ma...

[@anarki777]

We be kingz and shieeet!

[@urbanwarchief]

Ayeee I can use this as my theme song

[@LAdiartos]

Crowned king with 10 ladies waiting to be your consort?

[@loadeddice4696]

Beedle you might be the most consistently talented and entertaining of anyone who does these songs.

[@BeedleTheBardcore]

Thou art most kind!

[@andrewnakamoto9714]

@@BeedleTheBardcore Tavernwave : )

[@mYOwngUn]

@@BeedleTheBardcore I really wonder how u came into doing this 😁😁

[@linushellgren3511]

@@mYOwngUn becouse it sounds fire as fuck

[@powpow8802]

Oberstein!!!!

[@corban.b789]

Back in my day all the young lads used to bump this on their carriages

[@jollygoodfellow3957]

Back then they didn't need hydraulics in their carriages, they just traveled real fast on bumpy roads.

[@CCgivemeawedgy]

@@jollygoodfellow3957 Or had horses that scared easily

[@sba374]

Lmao you guys missed the joke

[@an3582]

This goes harder than it has any right to, and I love it.

[@raulrosas5068]

i bet 50cent will do a medival version of this

[@kamiedward9177]

Cant skip 😊😊😊😊

[@hasanhussain5415]

I like how the beat straight up turned into an Arab brothel lmao

[@mahdikhaxar3115]

Lmfao

[@andrewmiller9289]

hahaha

[@XxLIVRAxX]

Thats the east coast beat...the levant

[@stonedalldayjedi533]

I thought the same shit lol

[@ryanne21]

YOOO 😂😂😂😂😂

[@dans4129]

This slaps a lot harder than the original

[@vincentanimationsxd1651]

@Corvus Morve lmao

[@katan965]

everything in the bardcore version sounds better in my opinion lmao

[@meredith2070]

100%

[@delete---7593]

.🤔😑.

[@Grahh777]

It really does doe

[@massinissatebani2924]

this sounds middle eastern Edit: Sultan Cent the 50th

[@dallolapp356]

Ahaha Sultan Cent ahaha

[@bearmarion93]

Yeah I mean I think in the Middle East in those times, this kind of music would be very acceptable.

[@massinissatebani2924]

@@bearmarion93 ok

[@LafefatGe]

The real instrumental is middel east type

[@jakeguerras_fan]

long line of family for thou sultan cent the 50th

[@mythmaster6103]

When she reveals her ankle

[@entjuicebox541]

This comment is so underrated omfg 🤣🤣💀💀

[@RockyLee-2023]

Haha 😸

[@user-zc3he3sg1u]

@@entjuicebox541fr

[@PtylerBeats]

I know this is hilarious to us, but I’m genuinely curious how people from the Middle Ages would react to this. Would the four chord pattern be too repetitive and boring? Would the drums, used in this weird way, be too distracting to listen to the melody? Would the keys of our modern songs be too major or too minor for them? Any music historians with a good idea of how this would be interpreted by middle age Europeans?

[@BlackKiryuu]

Bards would be hanged for witchcraft. Brutal realism.

[@jandelaogcake]

As historian of art, I find myself incompetent to give you valid answer. However, you are on good way asking these questions.

[@marcellkovacs5452]

Candy Shop is actually in the Phrygian mode (not key) which was commonly used in Medieval music. They would probably find it weird, but the disconnect wouldn't be as big as if you showed serial music to Mozart, for example.

[@GummyBear4234]

Not an expert but I'm currently learning about Medieval music in my college music class. This is what I know, hope this helps some. Marcell mentioned there was no key (major or minor) and this is true. It's because it had not been defined yet (at least in Western culture). There was also no rhythmic structure like a beat or pulse. Most instruments were seen as sacrilegious and believed to be part of pagan worship. Most of the power (aka money) at the time was in the hands of the Catholic church (the Pope) and so most recorded music we have was religious in nature. The music was often monophonic and without the accompaniment of instruments ( so a cappella singing). Although we do know that there were instrumental songs during the time (450-1450) we unfortunately don't really know what they would sound like. Due to a lack of education and paper being a huge luxury, common music was not recorded often. So yeah... long story short this would be super weird to them. The pagans would probably be rocking out to this and the Catholics would be on the church floor having heart attack 😆 I would like to remind you though that I am not an expert in this field and this is done in a very narrow perspective of the Western culture. So while there may have been defined keys or rhythmic structure developed in other places around the world, it is not a reflection on Medieval Europe. Hope I didn't go into too much detail... This concludes my presentation lol.

[@marcellkovacs5452]

Sounds like Desi knows more than I do. We had a few lectures on medieval music at university, but it was an entry level module, so I'm not an expert by any means.

[@MJ27129]

Ok but can we appreciate that this man has provided us with not only a fabulous melody, but also one of the greatest comment sections, possibly ever

[@anterados9798]

👌💪🙂

[@PutinsMommyNeverHuggedHim]

True facts

[@tdestroyer4780]

Comments sections that aren't political aren't filled with bots so you get a "natural" experience. Now if you go to the "news" section, all the top commenters are unfunny comments from new accounts. XD

[@makavelithedon]

This beat goes harder than the stonings on the courtyard.

[@MJ27129]

You sir deserve more likes.

[@utterbullspit]

🤣🤣🤣

[@ryanthunderhammer9970]

💀💀💀💀

[@StoneColdFox17]

😅😅😅

[@Qwerty0791]

NAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@MrBug-qp1zz]

This beat makes me want to throw it back and expose my bare ankles

[@StoneColdFox17]

Yasss lol

[@smashads5137]

Lyrics: [Intro: 50 Shillings] Yeah, uh-huh So seductive [Chorus: 50 Shillings and Empress Olivia] I'll taketh thee to the marchpane shop I'll alloweth thee lick the lollipop Wend ahead, wench, thee not stand ho Keepeth goin' until thee hitteth the spot, heigh-ho I'll taketh thee to the marchpane shop (yeah) Wanteth one gust of what I did get? (uh-huh) I'll has't thee spendin' all thee did get (come on) Keepeth goin' until thee hitteth the spot, heigh-ho [Verse 1: 50 Shillings] Thee couldst has't t thy way, how doth thee wanteth t? Thee gon' back yond thing up 'r shouldst I push up on t? Temperature risin', well enow, alloweth's wend to the next level Dance flo'r jam-packed, hot as a tea kettle I'll breaketh t down f'r thee anon, baby, t's simple If 't be true thee beest a nympho, I beest a nympho In the hotel 'r in the back of the rental On the beach 'r in the park, t's there's few or none will entertain it thee into Did get the charm stick, I'm the love leech Has't thy cater-cousins teasin' thee 'bout how sprung I did get thee Wanna showeth me thee couldst worketh t, baby? nay problem Receiveth on top, then receiveth to bounce 'round like a base rider I'm a season'd vet at which hour t cometh to this the horror After thee worketh up a did sweat, thee couldst playeth with the stick I'm tryin' to pray pardon me, baby, the most wondrous way i can I'll melt in thy that from which we speak, wench, not in thy handeth (ha-ha) [Chorus: 50 Shillings & Empress Olivia] I'll taketh thee to the marchpane shop I'll alloweth thee lick the lollipop Wend ahead, wench, thee not stand ho Keepeth goin' until thee hitteth the spot, heigh-ho I'll taketh thee to the marchpane shop Wanteth one gust of what I did get? I'll has't thee spendin' all thee did get Keepeth goin' until thee hitteth the spot, heigh-ho [Bridge: 50 Shillings & Empress Olivia] Wench, what we doth (what we doth) And whither we doth (and whither we doth) The things we doth (things we doth) Art just between me and thee, yeah (oh yeah) [Verse 2: 50 Shillings] Giveth t to me, baby, nice and slow Climb on top, ride like thee in a rodeo Thee ain't nev'r hath heard a sound like this ere 'Cause I ain't nev'r putteth t down like this Anon as I cometh through the do'r The lady receiveth to pullin' on mine own zipper T's like t's a race, who is't can receiveth undress'd quicker Isn't t ironic, how erotic t is to gaze that lady in thongs? Hadst me thinkin' 'bout yond rampallian after I'm gone I did touch the right spot at the right time Lights on 'r lights off, the lady like t from behind So seductive, thee shouldst see the way the lady whine That lady hips in slow-mo on the flo'r at which hour we grind Long as the lady ain't stoppin', homie, and I ain't stoppin' Drippin' did wet with did sweat, sir, t's on and poppin' All mine own champagne campaign, bombard after bombard, t's on And we gon' sip 'til every bubble in every bombard is gone [Chorus: 50 Shillings & Empress Olivia] I'll taketh thee to the marchpane shop I'll alloweth thee lick the lollipop Wend ahead, wench, thee not stand ho Keepeth goin' until thee hitteth the spot, heigh-ho I'll taketh thee to the marchpane shop Wanteth one gust of what I did get? I'll has't thee spendin' all thee did get Keepeth goin' until thee hitteth the spot, heigh-ho [Chorus: 50 Shillings & Empress Olivia] I'll taketh thee to the marchpane shop I'll alloweth thee lick the lollipop Wend ahead, wench, thee not stand ho Keepeth goin' until thee hitteth the spot, heigh-ho I'll taketh thee to the marchpane shop Wanteth one gust of what I did get? I'll has't thee spendin' all thee did get Keepeth goin' until thee hitteth the spot, heigh-ho

[@ryanne21]

*This is gold* 😂

[@jonathancastro1354]

Underrated comment here.

[@Vampirella_888]

Empress Olivia 🔥👏🏼👏🏼with her medieval corset & fan

[@hirarimekuri]

U ACTUALLY DID THE ENTIRE SONG HOLY SHIT

[@rabbithole9373]

Shakespeare : Imma head out. *Chef's Kiss* nice work man

[@travisstockton7582]

These medieval covers have no right to go as hard as they do

[@leox8038]

When during the pilgrimage to Jerusalem you stop by a Turkish brothel.

[@cemsen5460]

nah this is straight arabic music not turkish

[@lightbaer]

B e s t c o m m e n t

[@kawaiiasfucc]

Bruh we Turks are not riding camels tho

[@teteya.n]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@teteya.n]

This comment deserves way more recognition 😂😂👏🏾👏🏾

[@kristof5687]

I need to get a time machine to show these to the people of Middle Ages

[@f0rwardm3ntality26]

We should start calling this Age the M&M Age (Medieval Modern Age) thanks to Beedle haha

[@eerice704]

M&M or you could translate that to Eminem... *it all makes sense*

[@DomesticAnimo]

They would most likely burn you at the stake for being a witch 030"

[@rowanc88]

They'd burn you to death!!!

[@mypeeisred24]

“Hang thou witch!”

[@contentsale1891]

Damn medieval times were lit af

[@sophisticatedluna6503]

I can see cleopatra dropping it back to this

[@caborabassa696]

Cleopatra lived much before the Medieval Era.

[@sergiomartins98]

Dumb

[@katan965]

@@caborabassa696 it does sounds a bit Egyptian though lol..

[@XXLGHOST]

@@sergiomartins98 Dumb

[@Manoatevarua]

Cleopatra lived in the Antique period.

[@tianxia189]

This is the version of Candy Shop I listen to when I don't want my mom to hear the lyrics

[@garystinten9339]

Go listen to the Dan's band version of this

[@solo_steve]

Everybody gangsta until 50 dinars enters the caliph's castle

[@dart763]

هههههههههههه

[@omarsaid1850]

Sultan Al-fifty dirhaam has entered the candy feast

[@twotothehalf3725]

Sultan Dirhaam al-Khamsin

[@nunyabiznes33]

Everyone gets a date!

[@ChibiRiku]

It kills me 😂😂😂

[@janjanbinks1710]

I'll take you to the Halawa shop

[@flexinjoss4727]

the brothels have been filled to the brim with this sinful music. lord have mercy on thy for what i shall do 😎.

[@Rrg45451]

I'll take you to the holy land. I'll let you take the holy spots. Go a'head crusader don't you stop . Keep going 'til you reclaim the lands, whoa!

[@sba374]

ahahahahahh wtf

[@christoforusjackson1670]

Yo😂🔥

[@baper2696]

hei admin pin this comment.... this lyrics fit.

[@masscast]

It do be sounding Egyptian doe

[@manisyaya3199]

Fr

[@SENI0R2007]

Yes! And I ❤️it!

[@pegadirty]

even the original sounds Egyptian lol

[@BARRACULA94]

it's cause it's in phrygian mode

[@linguinizucc9246]

Pretty sure its because the song is in a minor or harmonic minor key

[@davidking6242]

Sounds like the main character in a historical comedy walking through a moorish harem

[@dean1039]

Jerusalem: "Why do I hear boss music?" Saladin: 😏

[@99mercedes99]

This is the song that should play when you enter tavern

[@anupamadewpura]

Imagine the 15th century gangsters on horsebacks walking around playing this version of Candy Shop 😂

[@arthamsingh1587]

Anyone else got Arabian nights vibe from this????? Like I closed my eyes and I could see myself playing this in ancient Baghdad in front of the Sultan.

[@purple455]

this the type of music you flash your ankles to

[@alex741321]

Imagine in the future, aliens would play their gangsta music with our music instruments

[@kkrezagang4606]

Just imagine back in this era this beat being played and a knight or renaissance man reading their poetry over it lol, and that would be the origin of rap

[@prestonjones1653]

You'd have to go way further back to find the origin of rap. It was originally flyting in Scandinavia; basically a long series of rhyming Yo Mama jokes.

[@FRUlTHY]

You’re so underapprecited! Im lucky to have found your channel

[@feraltaco4783]

Can't tell what slaps harder; the songs or the comments about them. 😻🤣

[@David-zn2hx]

All these covers would be amazing for a mideival themed party/event

[@Dflowen]

I imagine at The Renaissance Fair lolololol.

[@anatolydyatlov4103]

Leonardo used to listen this while painting.

[@JunWisewar]

Welcome to the Sultan's Harem

[@moeali7368]

Ah yes I remember the lewd encounters between men and women in the ballroom of prince Harold in 1590 AD they had no shame that night displaying their ankles so vividly for all to see

[@supernova7848]

😂👌😂😂

[@tasuro]

Bouta build a time machine, go back to Medieval and become the coolest bard of em all.

[@i6tir]

This is so badass! I feel like I'm walking inside an ancient Egyptian temple lit by torches with my Pharaoh gang.

[@finlaymackenzie6678]

😂😂

[@JaxBlade]

Thine armor vibrates to thee beat

[@joewtjjoewp1]

Sounds more middle eastern than European medieval but that's because of the melody of the song :)

[@gosple2]

50 pence has entered the brothel

[@sebastianebel5167]

Sultan Dinar the 50th hasth entered the hall of confectionary.

[@piamariabrodalen4486]

We all now Cleopatra would be on every Edit and with this music if she lived today🥺🤩

[@nunyabiznes33]

When you're feeling bad ass walking through a dark forest with just your lil sis and then you see a house of confection.

[@guuurl_.3700]

Why was this in my recommendation? 😂

[@BeedleTheBardcore]

We get what we deserve

[@kamruzzamanmilon1332]

@@BeedleTheBardcore it was in our destiny my lord

[@lmr10-c4z]

Well I got it cause I jam to the original like 5 times a week. Don't blame me blame my birth being in the 90s 🤣

[@ryansenft3315]

So you can discover this awesome cover. (And the many more on this channel!)

[@honeytea1046]

they genuinely play this on the speakers at my job everyday. i work at a legoland.

[@BeedleTheBardcore]

Love Legoland! Will you record a video of it for me? I’d love to see

[@honeytea1046]

@@BeedleTheBardcore i will tomorrow!! they play a few of your songs on a loop, it’s very fun to work to! is there an easy way to send it to you?

[@TurtleShroom3]

@@honeytea1046 > Says he'll tape it tomorrow > Channel still has no videos Feels bad, man.

[@honeytea1046]

@@TurtleShroom3 i ended up quitting 😭😭 i promise they played it tho, with a bunch of others from this channel haha

[@Zan823]

When say this makes me happy in a way i cannot explain!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@RashidMBey]

Holy- This channel is perfect for my D&D campaigns. It sounds super lame, but I constantly thirst for cultural items that enrich my campaign beyond the vanilla setting. This is a bonus because it feels like I can better personalize my games with a culture that reflects me and my biography. I'M SO FREAKING HYPE.

[@TheArcher101]

In the brothels?

[@vickersfanxoxoxo]

Another hit by 50 pence!

[@kiirsttx]

It's 2:30am and I have no regrets... This is a JAM

[@madykelley2555]

My bard trying to seduce literally everyone and everything would absolutely use this as an entrance song.

[@morgan9660]

i legit found this song through someone’s dm playlist

[@elenabodna5719]

Netflix should do a medieval movie with all your songs. it will be awesome !

[@kazonikz]

Scott Storch is such a genius that his hits remain amazing with any style

[@Wildcard4376]

I can imagine the sultans and sheiks traveling across the Middle East centuries ago listening to this amazing and wonderful music.

[@only30seconds62]

Imagine being a King or Prince, having a Meeting with another Roayle Family and this Plays while you enter the Room

[@mitepainera69]

Imagine the medieval doin amazing birthday party with this songs vibin asf

[@SteliosE92]

When Curtisius "50 shillings" ,Son of Jack, and the Gee Cavalry enter the tavern...

[@charlieconverse1023]

Some shit you'd hear bumping out a window in Agrabah

[@Lord_Aussem]

Next time I play Age of Empires I'm playing these tracks.

[@DjVtheJESUSsouja]

"Thou shalt back that thing up or thy shalt push up on it"

[@dita9254]

Found these because of Leendadong 🤣🤣didn’t even know this genre existed before

[@04AMofficial]

These vibes bring Age of Empires to a whole new level

[@ellakuhn9491]

I remember the day me and the lords would get unholy wit it in the taverns

[@crazy4sian]

My favourite, confectionery dispensary.

[@austincorreia53]

This is what happens when you have insomnia, you end up here and i'm glad I did!

[@Jamhael1]

The music theme of the Courtesan's Guild...

[@shanilynnrogers4711]

I really want someone to produce an irreverent medieval film and just put all of your songs in it. The world must know.

[@jackl88]

A song you’d blast when hitting up the pyramids looking for the mummies

[@gayanmadusanka5651]

Lord half shekel 1st earl of west coast

[@Jazzed42k]

🤣🤣🤣

[@JahRandom]

Hark! East Coast!

[@iblackirose5722]

Neweth York

[@djhamza505]

East Coast

[@urbadday]

STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

[@ALPHAGENXCORP]

Let's party - barn shop...

[@SOVIETQUR117g]

This makes me want to pole dance

[@miked884]

Nay you shall not

[@DaSC0RCHER]

Depends where at -_- if it ain't at ye olde Hooters than you are not permitted

[@jkz8565]

Gonna use this in my belly dancing classes lol

[@mansamusa7719]

Hansel and Gretel: Hey look a Candy Shop. The Witch:

[@lilhomiebro7539]

My weeping spirit yearns and beseeches ye. To thee who looketh upon my text; Didst thou hath to droppeth the beat that hard???!!!!

[@andrewwilson3034]

Fiddy be timeless.😂

[@haidenstewart3272]

Thy will take thee to the bakershop, allow thee to lick the sweet hot tart, nonstop servant girl, don’t halt till you strike the spot, woah

[@georgerustic3817]

when you arrive at the ball with a pimped out chariot

[@TheLionNamedLeo]

This slaps so hard even Robin hood and maid Marian would dance to it!!

[@tvnawmayn9320]

The rhythm of clapping in the background got me dead!! 💀💀

[@prod.schemeteam203]

Curtis “50 Quid”, Son of Jack

[@adamcolon]

This is fucking fantastic

[@whitekiki]

When ottomans take constantinople and call it istanbul, closure song of medieval party

[@MossPickle56]

"Hello, Dr Who? May I borrow your Tardis to show medieval people this ABSOLUTE BOP?"

[@amuroray7492]

I swear King Henry II was humming this beat as he entered Eleanor's chambers...hahahahha

[@isaacstanton1760]

your majesty sir 50 pence has entered the thrown room

[@yaven8338]

You sir, are underrated.

[@Jaysiebo0_]

Unfortunately I hath arrived to the function but 3 years shortcoming, but I must inform thee that this glorious creation is a work of fine art that shalt be in remembrance for the upcoming generations. You hath given me quite the unexpected pleasure with this exquisite lyrical production. Thank thee.

[@saturngxrl]

It's a Friday night and I'm cleaning my room to this on the eve of my birthday... how did I get here?!

[@prestonjones1653]

Happy birthday

[@squidg2891]

pls never stop this

[@moyza_]

Would love to see some of the artists reacting to the bardcore versions.

[@brenooliver6949]

You like rap, your girlfriend likes medieval music, this relationship will not work. Beedle The Bardcore: I solve!

[@BlackTowerNews]

When you open a 5 $ red wine from Italy and feel fancy AF

[@Avxes]

What we do….when we do..the tings we do🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾😂🤣

[@yungdynamic471]

The pagan functions back in the day were litty to one's taste, I daresay.

[@MemeTeam6900]

Imagine their is a king and your that funny villain or hero entering the great Hall in a swagger with your group of Knight while this is playing 😂