Poker Face (Medieval Style)

Poker Face in a medieval version
•Original Music: Lady Gaga - Poker Face
•Medieval Edit: Georgeus Kolkh
🎵Soundcloud: / s-resznf7eqe9
🎵Original Music: • Lady Gaga - Poker Face...
▶ The cover is made with parts of the (authentic) Bayeux Tapestry. You can build your own medieval comic with the Historic Tale Construction Kit:
htck.github.io/bayeux/#!/
🎤Lyrics:
Mum-mum-mum-mah
Mum-mum-mum-mah
Mum-mum-mum-mah
Mum-mum-mum-mah
Mum-mum-mum-mah
I wanna hold 'em like they do in Texas, please
Fold 'em, let 'em hit me, raise it, baby, stay with me (I love it)
Love game intuition, play the cards with spades to start
And after he's been hooked, I'll play the one that's on his heart
Oh, whoa, oh, oh
Oh, oh oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Oh, whoa, oh, oh
Oh, oh oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got me like nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got me like nobody)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (mum-mum-mum-mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (mum-mum-mum-mah)
I wanna roll with him, a hard pair we will be (hey)
A little gamblin' is fun when you're with me (I love it)
Russian roulette is not the same without a gun
And baby, when it's love, if it's not rough, it isn't fun (fun)
Oh, whoa, oh, oh
Oh, oh oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Oh, whoa, oh, oh
Oh, oh oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got me like nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got me like nobody)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (mum-mum-mum-mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (mum-mum-mum-mah)
(Mum-mum-mum-mah)
(Mum-mum-mum-mah)
I won't tell you that I love you, kiss or hug you
'Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin
I'm not lying, I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunnin'
Just like a chick in the casino
Take your bank before I pay you out
I promise this, promise this
Check this hand 'cause I'm marvelous
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got me like nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got me like nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got me like nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got me like nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got me like nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got me like nobody)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(She's got me like nobody)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (mum-mum-mum-mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (mum-mum-mum-mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (mum-mum-mum-mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (mum-mum-mum-mah)

[@warmfridge856]

Lady Gageth

[@linkow]

Milady Gageth

[@GT4viper]

Oh I bet she does.

[@kellymoffat3670]

Lol!!

[@JBGARINGAN]

@@GT4viper omg lol

[@Tibor0803]

Madam Gagette.

[@sea5205]

Someone needs to start a club where we all dress as people from the dark ages and listen to these bangers

[@mezzaluna8355]

that just sounds like the renaissance fair

[@candicoated2001]

We have our own plague too. Can I come dress up as a plague doctor, it adds in the realism.

[@AboxoroxRoxursox]

10/10 Bangers. LMAO....

[@smh1009]

Hahahaha Denmark has a whole festival for that !!

[@lacucurrucucu9245]

Good idea drinking wine only and dancing to the light of the moon and candles.

[@josephhukins4819]

When the plague of corona arriveth but thou hath the follies of medieval melodies to soothe the soul

[@trampoline11x]

Thouth shall do the dance!

[@Venusius]

*Soothe thy soul

[@user-mu9ki8mw1y]

How dwelleth thee?

[@olfrygt]

*thine soul

[@anain6005]

@IRISH Wolf Totally AGREE

[@Nighty4Amy]

I'd like to thank the person who invented this medieval trend on youtube. This is absolutely amazing!

[@acpl]

It was Cornelius Link. Edit: To my knowledge, of course, I am not 100% certain. He is the first popular one for sure. Edit 2: KZbin should have an option to sort search results by upload date in ascending order.

[@deusvultu]

The oldest thing I could find was a Halo theme song remix from almost 3 years ago, but that didn't start any trend. Cornelius Link's Astronomia (coffin dance meme) and Pumped up kicks remixes blew up and inspired many other creators to start uploading their own remixes. It's crazy honestly, and I love it!

[@liljohnthebaptist5162]

@@deusvultu i've seen medieval remix for what is love. thrown around in 4chan more than a decade ago. The medieval halo theme is most likely inspired by that. but the combination of pumped up kicks and astronomia made enough people realize they could make medieval versions of songs and they could be popular. Several of the other medieval posters cite cornelius link as their inspo.

[@liljohnthebaptist5162]

(but hildegard von blingin is my inspo) 8D

[@killertaze]

my first was the doom eternal theme :D feels like hell.

[@lolaessam2512]

Lady gaga's songs go wo well with the medieval style

[@michellemaravillo9155]

they really do

[@erikab9231]

Yes they do :)

[@ThePelicanMan]

It is a surprisingly common theme with recent bardcore music🧐

[@thirteenfury]

Well, she IS the ruler of a noble house after all.

[@icaruswings687]

M'lady Gaga

[@datemasamune2904]

When your family tells you to seduce the king, to get into a political marriage.

[@reynhacoezy5510]

Is Anne Boleyn Just wrote this ?

[@beachbomb]

@@reynhacoezy5510 who- and no one really cares, it's just comments :/

[@squallofthedai]

@@beachbomb: Woosh

[@xxvictoriaaguiarxx]

@@beachbomb you dont know whos anne boleyn??

[@amiradekha8057]

@@xxvictoriaaguiarxx their comment was so dumb

[@anonimous_]

A person: "So what type of music do you like" Me: uh... it's complicateth.

[@ColdWarpgates]

Alas, 'tis most complicated

[@kookiescarrot587]

Same I mean I Listened to this and Kpop what an crazy combo haha

[@kennethostrer735]

Underrated comment

[@chrisowens6258]

Verily

[@adventureguy4119]

Bully

[@vegancakesbymario9856]

“Peasants, put thy hands in the air”!!!!!

[@JLchevz]

thine, I think it's meant to be lmao

[@kriziaraqueno8334]

LMAOOOoooOOO

[@dongjunwang]

may use thy here

[@vegancakesbymario9856]

Ok I edited it :)

[@laamonftiboren4236]

Actually it should be "your", unfortunately - thy/thine would only be for a singular peasant. The good news is that you can change "put" to "putteth", the imperative (command) plural ("-eth" is normally for a 3rd person singular indicative (statement) e.g. "she dwelleth in London", but this is the exception). Although I would phrase it something like "Peasants, raiseth your hands aloft!"

[@bobertrarton6266]

I keep finding new ones but theres not enough I'm hooked.

[@FanpireMozart]

Same!

[@Tropicanine]

yes! and I also long for more singers adding vocals to these

[@thomasoconnor]

@@Tropicanine Do you think we can bring Old and/or Middle English back (Old English lyrics were added to a pumped up kicks).

[@vivianaviola39]

same here.

[@eunivurse]

same

[@christopherr4043]

"What does thine ears perceive?" "T'is the gypsy belly dancers, sire."

[@fathfez7991]

T'is is gold

[@cjtaylor686]

Just a reminder that the G word is a slur against the Romani people :)

[@gerpaul249]

@@cjtaylor686 Is is the same as the N word toward the Black people?

[@Daelyah]

@@gerpaul249 Might as well be. Especially when considering most Romani don't even descend from Egypt, so much as from the Indian subcontinent...

[@kingjulien347]

pls do not say the g slur if ur not romani

[@bosaciousbagginocious7475]

Perfect for a nobles gathering in masks

[@Nebulous_Neuhaus]

Camilla: You, sir, should unmask. Stranger: Indeed? Cassilda: Indeed it’s time. We all have laid aside disguise but you. Stranger: I wear no mask. Camilla: (Terrified, aside to Cassilda.) No mask? *No mask!* -- The King in Yellow, Act I, Scene 2.

[@SeerOfTheWest]

"And now was acknowledged the presence of the Red Death"

[@dorian4404]

That flute is everything

[@kingwizard5101]

I’m so glad the flute took a creative direction than just following the chorus

[@emc5190]

i transcended

[@savithpanamgama2107]

@@kingwizard5101 💯😇

[@theta3302]

@@emc5190 a truly transcendental motif it was

[@OpenBarGarage]

Yes!!! I was just telling my wife this!

[@deb-1558]

I feel like dancing to this and dressed as a jester in a castle 😂😂

[@theevilascotcompany9255]

Wouldn't be out of place at an actual Lady Gaga concert.

[@joshuarobinson1656]

What a mood 😂😂

[@kayleighdejong304]

Exactly what I thought lmaooooo

[@lisaandothers]

Let's be honest, we all came here as a joke and fell in love with the channel

[@danybackstone]

this channel is joke and you eventually fell in love with it, but thankfully we still have original performers. A world of bards would make people mad at some point.

[@kennethostrer735]

Yup

[@millersam3171]

@@danybackstone I would like to thank the bards of yore who made way for music like this to come forth and flourish centuries later

[@timmorris8932]

Not I, good sir. I arrived by choice. :)

[@itsPaulLucas]

the heavy bass HELP ME

[@nullmage]

I hope this genre becomes big enough that Lady Gaga does her own vocal covers too.

[@miammissophiapetrillo]

Sky J, pretty sure she’s dead now.

[@Sargeant_Sunny]

@@miammissophiapetrillo Lady Gaga is very much alive,34 years old.

[@shirase8244]

@@Sargeant_Sunny that was a joke lol

[@Stickycomix]

@@miammissophiapetrillo Guys she's meditating.

[@louschwick7301]

i think u could look for the acapellas and sync them up with this if u really wanted

[@Borealis0000]

Jester face or just joker face

[@iamsomeone8266]

Joker face

[@wesleybarrett9502]

Joker face. But Jester face could work. However Master William Sommers the poor fool himself with extreme wit was ;but a poor natural fool. However I could see Master Sommers in the Court of Henry VII sing this song to make Henry laugh

[@sirderpymister4883]

Joker Face rhymes, but Jester Face makes the time period more obvious.

[@Butdidyoudiee]

joust her face

[@rodrikforrester6989]

my girl Hidegard gets to need her hands on this!

[@mintberrycrunch4333]

Aye, Hildegard von Blingin' doth slay all dragon.

[@prophetzarquon1922]

@@mintberrycrunch4333 Hildegard von Blingin' for Kung Fury 2 soundtrack

[@theevilascotcompany9255]

Hidegard's cheating on you with the village's barber.

[@christianflores3510]

So this is how it went. We all found pumped up kicks and searched for more of this medieval style

[@DarkAtHearts]

Tis true mah boi

[@prophetzarquon1922]

My Cleric character's draconic deity has set before them a quest to gather a Great playlist worthy of an upcoming D&D session.

[@gamingemail769]

Prophet Zarquon Ah, henceforth, thou art a fellow of philosophy as well.

[@bryanmartinez6600]

That one guy: Yo what do you think about this make a medieval version of a song lol. I wonder what that guy thinks now.

[@simpletoons1678]

I found it through coffin dance, then crab rave, and you probably guess where it came down too

[@fifirodriguez52]

The Lady of Gachgach hath struck againe

[@jcat5443]

IM SOBBING AT THIS COMMENT

[@jasminworm615]

😂😂😂

[@kittenkats]

Lady of the Haus of Gaga :)

[@aayla9982]

Lady Stefani Joanne Angelina of house Germanotta

[@erisgoddessofdiscord761]

GACHGACH-

[@anandikajinadasa875]

1:52 I have to admit, you made the chorus sound even better with those whistle-y undertones. Way to take a masterpiece and add your own take on it! It really sounds ethereal

[@ssilkie4579]

Lady Gaga, a travelling spellcaster under the guise of a performer. Crowds gather around her, entranced by her sweet playing and dancing. By the bridge, the most attractive men of the village disappear into the mist with her, destined to follow her from town to town as mindless dancers. The villagers don’t even realise until she is long gone

[@gman1857]

i fucking love this idea

[@veryfrozen3271]

@@gman1857 its ture in real life. she danced for baphomet

[@davidemelia6296]

Whatever medication you're on, it's not working@@veryfrozen3271

[@tifforo1]

Fun fact: while inspired by playing cards from the East, the standard deck of playing cards we use today was developed in France during the Hundred Years War. One of the cards was supposed to represent Joan of Arc.

[@sollux413]

My bets on queen of spades

[@ndt_dynamite2247]

69th like nice

[@SexWithBobRoss]

@@sollux413 Nope that represents the greek goddess athena

[@jmsgentiles1192]

Okay, if we traveled to Medieval times... Just play lady gaga songs medieval version and we will know who are the fellow time travellers

[@foriaduero1850]

Awesome Idea! I´m in!

[@onehuman801]

If I were a video game developer, and made a game set in the middle ages, you would be my first pick for soundtrack making.

[@daeganhamilton1138]

Of all the "Midieval Style" covers I've heard, this is the only one that prompted me to listen all the way through. This one is just so well done and an excellent piece even on its own, separate from the original.

[@rodrikforrester6989]

I agree! Lady Gaga's music is very hard to adapt to this medium and thus causes some very unique innovation.

[@5mania5]

Yea and sounds very natural too, some sound really synthetic.

[@janetmorgan9728]

Daegan Hamilton you gotta try “sweet dreams”(are made of this) It is also amazing!!!

[@gosiapomorska3086]

Fully agree! Absolutely perfect to me ❤

[@CrystalNibarger]

We should tweet this to Lady Gaga.

[@smore5095]

the chorus flute is so precious

[@chling4u]

Imagine medieval people hear this song and started dancing 💃

[@Hokunin]

it'd be so wild and new to them they'd definitely would have loved it.

[@elishafollet5347]

​@@Hokunin or declared u a wich and had u burned at the stake

[@rosieposiesnooor6891]

I now proclaimb that this is my new obsession during Quarantine!

[@MusicForDisappearedTetrominoes]

You won't believe this but I swear 1. You are making ALL of my favorite songs (not such an obvious mix) 2. I've been "medievalizing" them for YEARS in my mind (I spend, like, half my free time daydreaming about being a bard) :)

[@diegoG21]

0:48 LMAO is that you Plants vs Zombies?

[@djpegao]

Hahahaha, it does sound like it!!!

[@Smutnomir]

Plants and shits.

[@lidyap.ayuningtyas1701]

LMAO

[@f4td0gg14]

IM DYING 😭😭😭😭

[@julianrizkysiahaan8322]

No wonder it sounds familiar

[@KingOfSharksYuriy]

I'm studying English history to this xD

[@kandiekaine8917]

When ye art married to thine grateful king but yearn lusfully for thy housemaiden

[@dominiquecabasal6535]

Girl I-

[@whatyalldoing7012]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@byakuyasleftasscheek163]

LMAOOSJSJSJ IM FLYING HAHJS

[@xaviergill4669]

I'm speechless, lady Gaga girl help

[@alexandrecattleya3633]

This makes me feel to show my ankles at a local tavern.

[@akiraeatsguitarpicks491]

Lady Gaga is kind of a modern day jester... in an amazingly good way

[@JaniahOnfroy]

Why the hell does this go so well.

[@Avi2Nyan]

Tavernwave is the gift that keeps on giving Also, I noticed that the melody seems a little off from the original. I actually think it makes it even better tho, it really adds to the cover. Love it!

[@ndt_dynamite2247]

Tavernwave? Is there a difference between that and Bardcore? Or is it just 2 names for the same thing?

[@Juandomngz]

Sometimes it sounds like "Stereo Love" by Edward Maya.

[@joaoaguiar1996]

I am so high right now and i think i can say this will be the type of music that will revolutionize the music world

[@picosystem69yearsago86]

1:00 im actually obsessed with that background melody

[@madisonstoner7405]

I'm not sure if this was on purpose, but I like the extra touch that the minstrel is rendered differently, in the "next phase of art", similar to the way Gaga changed the music scene

[@PaolaBuzzone]

AMAZING!!!

[@nostalgiacorner1999]

love the flute, so creative

[@junigearx7452]

We need someone to sing this with lyrics

[@synsys6200]

I wish to hold them like they do'th in ye Olde Eves. Place them, 'loweth them hit me, up the risks, accomp'ny me. (I love it) Games of love yet knowing, placeth cards, spades to begin. Lo, after he's int'rested, place the one tho grasp his heart I raise thine heat, showeth you whomst I be I raise thine heat, showeth you whomst I be Nay can thou, comprehend Nay, cannot readth mine Poque Face ( Nobody grasp'd me like she) Nay can thou, comprehend Nay, cannot readth mine Poque Face ( Nobody grasp'd me like she) P-p-p-poque face P-p-poque face Wish to accomp'ny him, inseparable be we, wee bit of gamble thou enjoy'st while with me. execution is no fun lest be squassation, and dear, within lovemaking, lest be rough, it's just no fun

[@ct1977able]

i endlessly thank thou

[@antoniacolon9528]

It’s the lyrical genius for me

[@thewingedhussar4188]

How funny that lady gaga's songs fit so well with these instruments. LOL

[@BoogSReviews]

This goes hard fr. I might even go so far as to say it’s better than the original. I’m hooked on medieval covers

[@darkpilot2]

Started listening to this because it made my partner happy and he liked this... now here i am with it on repeat while doing my writing, going through as many of the songs as possible XD

[@jigssalaum326]

I need to subscribe because this channel is making Mama Gaga's songs into impeccable crafts. 😍

[@EH-uh2br]

Gather round the fire boys and girls, we've reached a new level of artistry

[@christinatran8373]

The chorus is so beautifully done T_T

[@baguette5932]

Vegasburg, the sin kingdom

[@kennethostrer735]

This might be my fave bardcore cover ever. Helluva job. Fair Lady of Gaga

[@yorhaunit21o32]

Medieval is my new favourite genre

[@Brianna-uq7le]

i don't know how i got here

[@shovel7674]

Lmao I got here by recommendation

[@DarkAtHearts]

I got hooked on Pumped Up Kicks and then started searching up bardcore.

[@Brianna-uq7le]

Cortometraggi 7* Arte Oh, don’t get me wrong... I’m immensely pleased with my discovery 😂

[@rattheninja2877]

Time travel. Welcome to the kingdom

[@jameswalker199]

I believe I was sent a hyperlink and now I'm deep in the so-called "bardcore" rabbit hole. Maybe thou hast arrived through similar means?

[@emeraldaj7687]

That was the jam that my lads and me listened to at a party in 1500🔥 so touched right now

[@FilhodoDia]

Lady Gagaht * sings * Witch Hunters:" Ok men put the fire in."

[@ashleycroydon9743]

I could just imagine strutting to the village market to this beat 🤣🤣🙆🏽‍♂️🇭🇲♥️

[@himu8099]

Oooooh.. started off so perfectly , just hit the right spot. So glad i stumbled upon this channel!

[@Lightnings]

when you hired a Dealer to sell your potions and now watch her being burnt at stake

[@stansmith4054]

Because of these videos, I have begun looking into these ancient instruments. Now , I will be spending thousands of dollars on them and thousands of hours to learn them. Thanks a lot!! LOL.

[@danielhall6354]

The best 'bardcore' songs are the ones i imagine could actually be played in medieval times.

[@ungabunga4339]

Ahhhh so so satisfying 🥺💗

[@pandemelocoton9685]

This just makes me wanna continue with my Sims 4 medieval style savefile lol.

[@Mike-zh1ew]

Ah yes, mine old favourite, Lady Stephania di Gagalli, popularly referred as simply Lady Gagalli, a gentlewoman blessed with talent and grace

[@tonemusicchannel3938]

This is just the coolest.

[@georgeuskolkh8449]

Thanks❤

[@hellokittiesleftovary]

**medieval twerking**

[@ThelemaTherion]

That bass drop omg

[@guiahisabelaroma5426]

milady gaga

[@-darlingbear5436]

the bridge/prechorus parts are so good

[@tinaleonie5811]

Dude i live for these classic sounds you make

[@GibsGuru]

What a serene music to hear.

[@wynignatius9289]

Remembering her first ball where she sang this tune and all of the closeted ones Waltz freely

[@matheusborges2966]

Wonderful version!!! Thank you!!! ✨👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[@thatgecko006]

*Me and the party rolling up to the club after a successful quest*

[@anaherahargreeves9428]

The casino scene in Percy Jackson HAHAHAH

[@mariacblack1257]

Magnifico, me encanta que hagan estas adaptaciones medievales wonderful, I love that they do these medieval adaptations Greetings from Colombia .

[@ariala_deathaeon]

This is SO good. Just amazing. Thank you.

[@aidancharlie8264]

WHY DOES THIS WORK SO WELL

[@whedabra]

I’d love to hear this pop up on my main pandora station. So good. The melodies are really what made Poker Face so good to begin with.

[@michasonopas7644]

Oh, yes. Eric of Cartman House most iconic song, indeed

[@eddmarnstrong9951]

Whoever you are thank you for creating such music You totally get us

[@BabyGguk7]

It's past midnight, but I can't stop listening to this. It's so good

[@Boi45]

Why do I keep imagining that king Arthur used to break dance to this.

[@pugofwarbr]

this sounds a little like mgmt kids, most because of the flute. You did a great work here

[@enbyfabulosity2521]

This is genuinely SO GOOD

[@iffatara8846]

this is amazing! absolutely! no words!

[@gretelellenburg8514]

Amazing 👏👏👏😍

[@whiteipod2000]

On her spare time, the powerful noble woman Lady Gaga composes beautiful music

[@111bella]

I love anything medieval and listening to this just makes me so happy lol !!

[@camillyestephany9370]

This is AWESOME!! my ear is blessed

[@margauxls7407]

this is genius

[@caramelpawthewarriorcat2675]

Thy King is not well pleased with thine effort, fool. If well pleased he be, he shew thee a poker face.

[@DeletedUsernames]

This is the best medieval cover I’ve heard

[@weepinggabrielle4054]

I’m not sleeping till I watch and dance to every single medieval version bc is too good

[@pliskenx51mm83]

I bet a thousand years ago, people thought their time and era would be forgotten forever. That no one would even think of it at all and here we are in the 21st century recreating our music in the style of their time. Just shows nothing is every truly forgotten or erased in this world.

[@sweekruthi9969]

I love this so much 🤩

[@yehet1242]

Ooh this is actually chill!

[@mihuwatercolour]

This is so impressive. Glad I found out this channel.