"Candy Store" from Heathers: The Musical - Trio Karaoke Track with Lyrics on Screen

[@ChrisButWorse]

This made me realise my dream of being in Heathers The Musical will forever be a dream

[@satyluvzlovejoy]

real

[@jamesandolini1087]

Yes Chris 😂

[@Starlight_Express_Fan]

YESSSSS SAME!

[@kkitkattsz]

SIGH,,, real..

[@Emi-lyyyy9n1i]

FRRR now my dream role is Heather duke 😭

[@professionalhuman9447]

I looked at the title and said "you're hilarious if you expect me to sing that"

[@izzwizz6044]

Time for a one woman Heathers performance Edit: I have ruined Heathers for myself

[@mercipurrs]

Welp, you're not alone

[@m4x1n3.]

s a m e-

[@kitchen.gun1243]

AT 14 YEARS OLD I HIT THE CANDY STORE NOTE AT THE BELTY BIT AND I STILL CAN, PRAYING THAT I GET INTO A GOOD DRAMA SCHOOL

[@Destinyyy2011]

That's the riff incase you needed to know!!

[@kitchen.gun1243]

@@Destinyyy2011 I 100% knew that🐈🐈🐈 Testing purposes

[@chloejohnstin]

I WAS WAITING FOR THIS ONE

[@soulxblugamer]

TURN IT UP-

[@CornerLog]

@@soulxblugamer ARE WE GONNA HAVE A PROBLEM!?

[@fairy..talesx]

Same

[@baguettesorcerer]

@@CornerLog YOU GOT A BONE TO PICK?

[@gali13896]

@@CornerLog You got a bone to pick?

[@voomity]

Thankyou for making this version! I was so sick of hearing things awkwardly get cut off but you nailed it with this one!

[@lou6636]

I officially ruined Heather's

[@user-ed3lx6wz4s]

Oop lol I made it even worse though 😂

[@glumm_boiqwq2920]

Same

[@Stella-iW123]

Riverdale has already done that.

[@lou6636]

@@Stella-iW123 thats soooooo true-

[@Stella-iW123]

@@lou6636 I know. It sucks.

[@coeuyu]

LMAO I’M SO SHOOK RIGHT NOW I HIT THE FUCKING HIGH NOTE AND IT SOUNDED GOODDDD

[@sarah-cp6kv]

nice job Henry.

[@SocksDrawzzz]

SLAYY

[@ATrixsterr]

I can’t hit the high note because I’m an alto so I change it to suit my range but I’m so happy for you!

[@Dino_Arts]

Knowing someone who can sing this is the best thing in the world.

[@marie-vy4mc]

ngl I kinda sound stupid singing all the parts by myself

[@pannywolf7220]

+

[@coltrane1016]

then just play one?

[@dogapproved3537]

Same! I need a trio!!!

[@alexabell5004]

Lol I sung it for my grandma all by myself and she looked at me all weird then muttered a really weak “that’s nice, honey”

[@isalxy.]

@@coltrane1016 then it'll have some awkward silents

[@ANGELSFATALEFANATSY]

Omg- I cant believe it! I got all the notes right and changed my tone to sound like the heathers perfectly! So happy!!❤❤❤🎉🎉🎉

[@Sadtie]

When you're lonely and you have to sing all of the parts

[@avafaros]

OMG THANK U SO MUCH!! U MAKE THE BEST KARAOKES

[@Craze_1209]

I’m trying to recreate Heathers but everyone has monotone voices, wish my luck at Blue!

[@PinkHairPluto]

LMAO

[@zuzia_ismentallyunstable428]

“You make my balls so blue.😐 You hurt them badly.🙄”

[@SOOYUN_KCA]

i play heather duke in a heathers show, thanks for making these, they help me rehearse!

[@Nahesi1plays]

Wait wha

[@Nahesi1plays]

I play her in a Roblox voice acted version but I wish it was irl

[@collinkilloran5721]

I still want more Falsettos PLEASE

[@art8172]

I LOVE IT ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!

[@chrysanthy]

this is really awesome

[@mrs.lestrange450]

I tried to sing this My mom came into my room and asked me if I was in pain because of the weird noise I made.

[@TBG1]

Can relate, mate

[@katysikkema]

I was in the middle of singing the first chorus and then I read your comment and wheezed 😭😂

[@honeygirl_sw]

Letra de @Heathers EME (Amo) Verme bien y de todo tener (Amo) Beber de más, endeudar a papá (Amo) Resaltar y a gimnasia faltar (Amo) Mala ser Y golpear a los nerds Si no eres capaz Niña ve a jugar A tu mami vamos a buscar O ven a fumar Coca y ron mezclar En mi porche con el mariscal Linda es que no lo ves? A mi dulcería ven Hora de probar que una loser Ya no quieres ser Y a mi dulcería ven (Chicos) A tus pies caerán Por doquier (¿Y que) Harás tu? Dile adiós a Shamoo (Esa) Yo lo sé, que tu amiga no es (Ella) En tu lugar Te dejaría atras Y si no nos crees Bien Con ella ve Plaza Sésamo pon de una vez O la dejas ir Subes a mi Jeep Todo hay que destruir Linda es que no lo ves? A mi dulcería ven Tienes que probar Que una marica Ya no quieres ser Y a mi dulcería ven Tu podrás entrar (O irte a deprimir) Tu podrás soñar (O sola morir) Podrás volar alto O quizá preferir Molestarme más Y acabar así -Veronica ¡mira! Ram me invitó a su fiesta de bienvenida ¡El aún piensa en mi! - Que emoción... - ¡Estoy tan feliz! Linda es que no lo ve- CALLATE HEATHER A mi dulcería ven Tienes que probar Que una idiota Ya no quieres ser Y a mi dulcería ven Es mi dulce Mi dulcería Es mi dulce Mi dulcería A mi dulce Mi dulcería ven

[@ALTnOtes]

¡Gracias! Canté en español, ¡y esto fue muy útil!

[@nemehac]

It's all fun and games till you translate it to English 😭😭

[@xoxo.lilianaa]

Are we gonna have a problem? You got a bone to pick? You were my friend What made you change your mind so quick? I’d normally tell a teacher, And everyone here would know. But I’m feeling nice. Here’s some advice. Sit down and watch the show! H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA: I like! H. CHANDLER: Acin' tests Overall bein' the best H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA: I like! H. CHANDLER: Pictures drawn Puttin' mom's makeup on H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA: I like! H. CHANDLER: Runnin' laps Learnin' stuff Takin' naps H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA: I like! H. CHANDLER: Build-A-Bear HEATHERS: Stickin' gum in Susie's hair! H. CHANDLER: If youre friends with me I think you can agree You'll be the coolest girl in school H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA: Woah! H. CHANDLER: Hangin' on weekends With me and my friends Sippin' soda in my step-dad's pool! HEATHERS: Woah! Woah! Woah! Honey, whatchu waitin’ for? Welcome to my candy store Its time for you to prove You've got a sweet tooth, thats for sure! Then step into my candy store H. CHANDLER & H. MCNAMARA: Third grade's H. DUKE: So hard Without friends H. MCNAMAR: You wont go far HEATHERS: All you H. DUKE: Have to do H. CHANDLER: Stick with us, join our crew HEATHERS: Everyone H. MCNAMARA: Envies us Even on the school bus HEATHERS: Teachers H. MCNAMARA: Will love you HEATHERS: When you decide to see us through! H. MCNAMARA: Its your time shine So dont go and whine Passing this up would be a big mistake HEATHERS: Woah! H. MCNAMARA: Its an easy choice H. DUKE: No, dont use your voice H. CHANDLER: Mrs. Smith has got a bad headache! HEATHERS: Woah! Woah! Woah! Honey, whatchu waitin’ for? Welcome to my candy store You just gotta prove You’ve got a sweet tooth, thats for sure! Then step into my candy store H. CHANDLER: You can join the team H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA: Or you can cry and whine H. CHANDLER: You can live the dream H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA: Or you can fall in line H. CHANDLER: You can use my colored pencils HEATHERS: Or if you want H. CHANDLER: Go hang with her H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA: and we'll yell and taunt! MARTHA: Veronica, look! Ram invited me to his ninth birthday party. This proves he’s been thinking about me. VERONICA: Didn't he invite his whole class? MARTHA: I’m so happy! HEATHERS: Woah! H. DUKE: Honey, whachu waiting fo- H. CHANDLER: Shhhh, Heather! The headache! H. CHANDLER: H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA: Step into my candy store! Time for you to prove Oooh woah! Woah oh oh! You’re not a crybaby anymore Then step into my candy store HEATHERS: It’s my candy store It’s my candy It’s my candy store It’s my candy It’s my candy store

[@slushiesforlife7978]

I love this omg

[@xoxo.lilianaa]

@@slushiesforlife7978 it’s the kidz bop version 😭 💀

[@slushiesforlife7978]

@@xoxo.lilianaa lol but it does sound good-

[@torifuchs8553]

infinitely better than the riverdale version

[@Ian_Ignacio]

Me if I ever have to sing this in front of minors or my parents:

[@aoibhexoxo]

It starts at 00:07 :)

[@syluspen192]

I feel like I could kill that rift but my family gets mad at me for singing loud

[@shrimpynation]

Singing it by myself.. pray I live

[@sargenthunter5121]

0 comments um you what kind of....oh never mind

[@potatogg440]

I thought you died

[@sargenthunter5121]

@@potatogg440 ya know so didi I

[@HeatherChandlerBQ]

We both died

[@sargenthunter5121]

@@HeatherChandlerBQ dying early squad

[@HeatherChandlerBQ]

@@sargenthunter5121 Hell yeah all we need now is Connor murphy and we got a *g a n g*

[@marymangold3160]

Will you do “the games I play” in a female key?

[@nabs5239]

omg yess

[@Ilovesocksyessir]

Singing this 2 weeks before theatre class is in my schedule!! Practicing with my friend rn

[@carlyfraizer9058]

Yes!!! ❤️

[@daniblue-covers]

This is great 😍😍 Could I use this karaoke for a cover if I put the link to this video in the description?

[@pattim6901]

Surprised you haven't done this already

[@elizacortes3401]

ohhh amo esta cancion!!!!! i love this!! thank u!!!

[@autumnfrank1749]

Yesss I was literally just singing this song

[@Apollo-hi1jj]

0:22-1:16

[@ThePuppet2000]

Doing this for a school audition tmr 😬 hope I get at least 1 callback wish me luck I’ll update

[@abrilnoelihdzt1344]

1:45 2:26

[@katysikkema]

My best friend and I sing this, she’s Chandler and I am McNamara/Duke. I love you Hannah 🫶🏼🫶🏼😘

[@AngieEstanocheestaslocacomoyo]

The ballad of Sara Berry please

[@chickduck2001]

I love ur pfp

[@tasneemabusnoubar8032]

love Heathers , can you make school of rock karaoke

[@ttstrawberry6990]

Me and my friends are in high school school yet we’re doing Heathers Junior so I had to use this to make a child version of Candy Store and it actually kind of sounded good.

[@lifeasarider6011]

my voice sounds like a dying cat

[@julianadesilva6808]

Are you guys going to do a final quarantine karaoke?

[@hi_irllylike_cats]

0:07 is where it actually starts btw

[@haileysmith5165]

try singing this in 2x it's kinda fun

[@mikeygilyard5508]

YES!!!

[@Royale_High_Char-on-Tiktok]

I sang this with my friends I was green heather, so fun

[@ellak6009]

0:22 this is for me

[@lolasokolskiy]

FINALLY

[@Spoiled_milk535]

Me: not out loud sings Reason: my parents are down stairs 😅

[@catplayz1147]

Not my voice cracking through the whole song

[@spidersocorro]

REAL

[@trashmouth9901]

which did it worse: me or riverdale

[@MIKA-np2dj]

0:07 inicio de la canción

[@nabs5239]

what more can i say / what would i do in higher keys 🥺🥺🥺

[@lohannamaia9393]

Prove do Melhor Heathers Brasil Nós vamos ter um problema? Eu vou ter que desenhar? Eu não entendi Você tá querendo me sacanear? Olha, por mim eu resolveria Com um tapa na sua cara Mas pra te ajudar Eu vou te explicar Escuta aqui, sua vaca Gosto De flertar, de vestir pra matar Gosto De beber, ser melhor que você Gosto De emoção, de ter todos na mão Gosto De fazer todo nerd sofrer Se não agüentar, pode ir brincar Sua mãe vai te proteger Mas se preferir, vem se divertir Eu te ensino o que é viver Sua vida é uma só Então prove do melhor Pra quem decidir não nos seguir Vai ser pior Vem cá provar do que é melhor É só Nos dizer e você pode ter Prove Que é leal, pra baleia dê tchau Saiba Que ela não vale a sua atenção Pois em Seu lugar, ela iria aceitar Claro que você pode escolher Ser amiga da aberração Mas é só pensar e você verá Só há uma solução Sua vida é uma só Então prove do melhor Eu sei que você deseja ser igual a nós Vem cá provar do que é melhor Quer me acompanhar? Ou quer se arrepender? Vem aproveitar Ou morra a sofrer Voe com as águias E siga nossa voz Mas se preferir Então morra só Sua vida é uma só - Cala a boca, Heather! Então prove do melhor Hora de aprender que de você Não vão ter dó Vem cá provar do que é melhor Prove do melhor, eu garanto Prove do melhor, não me engano Prove do melhor, prove do melhor!

[@Licia_e_Emily]

Dunada mn kkkk A letra tb é muito boa no português "ENTÃO PROVE DO MELHOOOOOOR"

[@Ur_leastfav_Mexicana]

First step: have friends😭

[@frenchesckabubbles1952]

Can i use for cover?

[@not_ash2593]

HELP I messed up “scaring her, screwing him” and accidentally said “screwing her, scaring him” 😭 (real tho)

[@VvWCcd]

I can get it perfect every time

[@interestingmouse9961]

2:20

[@GianmariaCaschetto]

Wtf i nailed that riff

[@bonbon7075]

Can you do Candy Store alto version?

[@TBG1]

I'm just here to enjoy the candy store instrumentals tbh

[@bigheart1074]

I sounded just like when riverdale sing this 😍😍😍😍😍

[@bigheart1074]

Still don’t like riverdale

[@davidhwang5838]

omg same 🥰🥰

[@Lil_miss_jette]

Now i just gotta find me two friends who like heathers

[@th3m00nstone]

1:43

[@LUC4S0008]

[H. CHANDLER, diálogo] Nós vamos ter um problema? Eu vou ter que desenhar? Eu não entendi Você ta querendo ME sacanear? Olha por mim eu resolveria Com um TAPA NA SUA CARA Mas pra te ajudar, eu vou te explicar Escuta aqui sua vaca [HEATHERS] Gosto [H. CHANDLER] De flertar De vestir pra matar [HEATHERS] Gosto [H. CHANDLER] De beber Ser melhor que você [HEATHERS] Gosto [H. CHANDLER] De emoção De ter todos na mão [HEATHERS] Gosto [H. CHANDLER] De fazer Todo nerd sofrer Se não aguentar, pode ir brincar Sua mãe vai te proteger [H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA] Oh-oh-oh [H. CHANDLER] Mas se preferir, vem se divertir Eu te ensino o que é viver [H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA] Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh [HEATHERS] Sua vida é uma só Então prove do melhor Pra quem decidir não nos seguir Vai ser pior Vem cá provar do que é melhor [H. CHANDLER & H. MCNAMARA] É só [H. DUKE] Nos dizer que você pode ter [HEATHERS] Prove [H. DUKE] Que é leal [H. CHANDLER] Pra baleia dê tchau [HEATHERS] Saiba [H. MCNAMARA] Que ela não vale a sua atenção [HEATHERS] Pois em [H. DUKE] Seu lugar [HEATHERS] Ela iria aceitar [H. MCNAMARA] Claro que você Pode escolher Ser amiga da aberração [HEATHERS] Oh-oh [H. MCNAMARA] Mas é só pensar [H. DUKE] Que você verá [H. CHANDLER] Só há uma solução [HEATHERS] Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh Sua vida é uma só Então prove do melhor Eu sei que você deseja ser Igual a nós Vem cá provar do que é melhor [H. CHANDLER] Quer me acompanhar? [H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA] Ou quer se arrepender? [H. CHANDLER] Vem aproveitar [H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA] Ou morra a sofrer [H. CHANDLER] Voe com as águias [HEATHERS] Siga nossa voz [H. CHANDLER] Mas se preferir [HEATHERS] Então, morra só [MARTHA, diálogo] Veronica, olha. O Ram me chamou pra uma festa na casa dele. Isso prova que ele ainda pensa em mim [VERONICA, diálogo] De estourar a boca do balão [MARTHA, diálogo] Eu tô muito feliz [H. DUKE] Ooooh Sua vida é uma só [H. CHANDLER] CALA A BOCA HEATHER Então prove do melhor (oh-oh oh oh oh) [H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA] Hora de aprender que de você não vão ter dó [HEATHERS] Vem cá provar do que é melhor Prove do melhor, eu garanto Prove do melhor, não me engano Prove do melhor Prove do melhor

[@coltrane1016]

sorry just saving a time stamp 2:30

[@IDidNotThinkItThrough]

its official im joining the drama club my voice need a warm up

[@notsoGraceful_grace]

my toxic trait is thinking i can sing this

[@benaleann3688]

Idk i sounded pretty good at 0:03

[@meydellero]

00:08

[@Licia_e_Emily]

Now I want to do karaoke with this song with my friends What's missing is: Friends- (I'm just kidding, but I'm Heather's only fan...so far 😈)

[@leyna0512]

I have a vocal range of about 4 notes so this going too be difficult

[@adamcsanyi4809]

Here’s my lyrics for a clean version: Are we gonna have a problem? You wanna eat some dirt? You’ve come so far why now are you pulling on my skirt? I’d normally slap your face off And everyone could see But I’m feeling nice, Here’s some advice, listen up, you pea! I like! Lookin hot buying stuff they cannot I Like! Drinking hard maxing dad’s credit card I like! Skipping gym, dissing her, kissing him I like! Killer clothes Kicking nerds in the nose! If you lack the guts You could go play trucks Let your mommy fix you a snack Woah! Or if you are wise Come with me for a joy ride In my Porsha with the quarterback Woah! X3 Honey whachu waitin for? Welcome to my Candy Store Time for you to prove your not a loser anymore And step into my Candy Store Guys fall At your feet Pay the check Help you cheat All you have to do Say good bye to Shamu That freaks not your friend I can tell in the end If she Had your shot, She would leave you to rot! Course if you don’t care Go and braid her hair Maybe Sesame Street is on! Woah! Or forget that creep And get in my Jeep Let’s go tear up someone’s lawn Woah! X3 Honey whachu waitin For? Welcome to my Candy Store! You just gotta prove your not a wussy any more! And step into my Candy Store You can join the team! Or you can whine and moan You can live the dream! Or you can die alone! You could fly with eagles Or if you prefer keep on testing me And end up like her! Woah! Honey whachu waitin For- Shut up Heather! Step into my Candy Store! Time for you to prove your not a loser anymore! And step into my Candy Store It’s my Candy Store It’s my Candy X2 It’s my Candy Store X2

[@raquelDRS5936]

Thanks for your help by Writing the clean version of the lyrics for the song from Heathers "Candy Store"

[@AvanicadotheNogginConker]

Oh my goodness you don't have the slightest idea how much this helped me, I wanted to sing this for a talent show with some friends or something, and I was trying to come up with a clean version so I could, thank you!

[@JuliaN-xr3qb]

And tonight i play all the parts

[@mafyuki.]

Candy Store / Loja de Doces Heather Chandler: (C) Heather Duke: (D) Heather McNamara (MC) (Adicionais: Martha: (M) Veronica: (V).) (C) - Tá querendo caçar problema? Vou ter que desenhar? Parece que tá tentando ME irritar! Talvez eu poderia, Dar um TAPA NA SUA CARA! Mas deixa eu ver, melhor eu parar, e te explicar sua VACA! (Instrumental) (D, MC) Somos! (C) Poderosas, encantadoras e famosas (D, MC) Somos! (C) Matadoras, onças nessa floresta (D, MC) Somos! (C) As novas Madonnas, lideramos essa p0ha, (D, MC) Somos! (C) Ambiciosas, (C, D, MC) e socamos os feiosos! (C) Não tá aguentando? Pode ir andando, deixa que sua mamãe te dá um lanchinho (D, MC) Woah! (C) Mas se quiser, pode vir beber, e fumar no meu novo Porsche! (D, MC) Woah! Woah! Woah! (C, D MC, coro) O que você tá esperando? Temos doces pra você! Você só precisa provar que não tem nada a perder! Nós temos doces pra você! (C, D, MC) Caras caem! (D) Ao seus pés, pagam a conta, (MC) E te dão cola! (C, D, MC) Tudo! (MC) Que precisa fazer, (C) Pra esquisitinha de TCHAU! (C, D, MC) Ela! (MC) Não é sua amiga, isso tenho certeza! (C, D, MC) Se ela! (D) Estivesse no seu lugar, (C, D, MC) Aceitaria com louvor! (MC) Claro, se não se importar, então vai brincar, talvez tenha crianças lá fora (D, MC) Woah! (MC) Ou esquece delas, (D) E vamos ao shopping! (C) Vamos comprar roupas novas! (C, D, MC) Woah! Woah! Woah! O que você tá esperando? Temos doces pra você! Você só precisa provar que nunca vai dar as costas pra gente! Temos doces pra você... (C) Poderia entrar, (D, MC) Ou choramingar! (C) Viveria um sonho, (D, MC) Que seria fracassado! (C) Caçaria com onças, (D, MC) Ou se preferir, (C) Fica me testando, (D, MC) E acaba assim! (M) Veronica, olha! O Ram me convindou pra festa dele! Isso prova que ele tá pensando em mim! (V) Tô feliz por você... (D) WOAAAAAH! O que você tá esperando- (C) Cala boca Heather! (C) Temos doces pra voceeeeeeeeê! Woaaaaaaaah!!! (D, MC, vozes de fundo) Hora de provar que não é uma perdedora mais! (C, D, MC) Temos doces pra você! Temos bons doces, não me engano, você vai gostar, não tem igual, temos bons doces, temos doces pra você, eeee!

[@wh7...0]

ME SALIÓ LA NOTA ALTA, ME AMO TANTO

[@Ricersz]

Jaja hola tortillas

[@amberd2571]

i need haus of holbein...

[@anti8953]

YEXYESYESYEYSEYSS OMG

[@lexmarie7212]

Same

[@human9916]

POV: when u want to listen to heathers but ur moms in the room

[@shurikenmatsuri6167]

C: Red D: Green M: Yellow

[@spidersocorro]

I cannot sing this song alone because i song like an idiot

[@Coquette4lifeee]

I think I screamed to loud at the end bc the police came...

[@Jess-iv6um]

I swear someones nocking on my wall help

[@Monarchflies]

It was so fast I think I lost my voice

[@dillanvanzego8163]

[H. CHANDLER]: Are we gonna have a problem? Did zombies eat your brain? You’ve come so far, Why now are you yanking on my chain? I’d normally slap your face off, In front of the whole damn school. But I’m feeling nice. Here’s some advice. Listen up, fool! [H. DUKE & H.MCNAMARA]: I like! [H. CHANDLER]: Lookin’ hot. Buying stuff they cannot [H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA]: I like! [H. CHANDLER]: Spendin’ hard. Maxin’ Dad’s credit card [H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA]: I like! [H. CHANDLER]: Skipping’ gym, Dissing her, Kissing him [H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA]: I like! [H. CHANDLER]: Killer clothes [HEATHERS]: Kickin’ nerds in the nose! [H. CHANDLER]: If you lack the juice, Go play duck duck goose. Let your mommy fix you ice cream [H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA]: Woah! [H. CHANDLER]: Or come hang with me And tonight we’ll be. Dirty Dancin’ with the football team! [H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA]: Woah! Woah! Woah! [HEATHERS]: Honey, whatchu waitin’ for? Welcome to my candy store It’s time for you to prove You’re not a loser anymore Then step into my candy store [HEATHERS]: Guys fall [H. DUKE]: At your feet, Pay the check [H. MCNAMARA]: Help you cheat [HEATHERS]: All you [H. DUKE]: Have to do [H. CHANDLER]: Say goodbye to Shamoo [HEATHERS]: That freak’s [H. MCNAMARA]: Not your friend I can tell in the end [HEATHERS]: If she [H. DUKE]: Had your shot [HEATHERS]: She would leave you to rot [H. MCNAMARA]: ‘Course if you don’t care Fine! Go braid her hair Maybe Sesame Street is on [H. CHANDLER & H. DUKE]: Woah! [H. MCNAMARA]: Or forget the creep [H. DUKE]: And get in my jeep [H. CHANDLER]: Let’s go tear up someone’s lawn [H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA]:Woah! Woah! Woah! [HEATHERS]: Honey, whatchu waitin’ for? Welcome to my candy store. You just gotta prove You’re not a doorknob anymore Then step into my candy store [H. CHANDLER]: You can join the team [H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA]: Or you can ditch and moan [H. CHANDLER]: You can live the dream [H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA]: Or you can die alone [H. CHANDLER]: You can fly with eagles [H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA]: Or if you prefer [H. CHANDLER]: Keep on testing me [H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA]: And end up like her! [MARTHA]: Veronica, look! Ram invited me to his homecoming party. This proves he’s been thinking about me. [VERONICA]: Color me stoked. [MARTHA]: I’m so happy! [HEATHERS]: Woah! [H. DUKE]: Honey, whatchu waiting fo- [H. CHANDLER]: SHUT UP HEATHER, STEP INTO MY CANDY STORE [H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA]: OOO Time for you to prove you're not a Girl Scout anymore! [HEATHERS]: Then step into my candy store [HEATHERS]: It’s my candy store It’s my candy It’s my candy store It’s my candy It’s my candy store

[@bethanphelps584]

Let’s try this shall we

[@joc3329]

I like singing dukes part

[@LaBeluDubs]

Acaso quieres problemas? Tienes algo que decir? Ya estas tan lejos, porque ahora jodes asi Podría romperte la cara Para que todos lo vieran Pero sabes que? Me agarraste de buenas, así que escucha perra Amo Verme bien y todo tener Amo Ebria estar y gastar sin parar Amo Ser genial y a gimnasia faltar Amo Mala ser y patear a los nerds Si no eres capaz Niña, ve a jugar A tu mami vamos a buscar (¡Woah-oh!) O ven a fumar Coca y ron mezclar En mi porche con el mariscal (¡Woah! ¡Woah! ¡Woah!) Linda, ¿Es que no lo ves? ¡A mi dulcería ven! Hora de probar Que una loser Ya no quieres ser ¡Y a mi dulcería ven! (Chicos) A tus pies caerán Por doquier (¿Y que-) Harás tú? Dile adiós a Shamoo (Esa) Yo lo sé, que tu amiga no es (Ella) En tu lugar ¡Te dejaría atrás! Y si no nos crees ¡Bien! Con ella ve Plaza Sésamo pon de una vez (¡Woah-oh!) O la dejas ir Subes a mi jeep ¡Todo hay que destruir! (¡Woah! ¡Woah! ¡Woah!) Linda, ¿Es que no lo ves? ¡A mi dulcería ven! Tienes que probar Que una Maric4 Ya no quieres ser ¡Y a mi dulcería ven! Tú podrás entrar (O irte a deprimir) Tú podrás soñar (O sola morir) Podrás volar alto O quizá preferir (Quizá preferir) Molestarme más ¡Y acabar así! -Verónica ¡Mira! Ram me invito a su fiesta de bienvenida ¡Él aún piensa en mi! -Qué emoción... -¡Estoy tan feliz! (Woah) oh-whoah-oh-oh! Linda es que no lo ve- CALLATE, HEATHER! A mi dulicería ven! Tienes que probar que una idiota ya no quieres ser ¡Y a mi duliceria ven!! Es mi dulce Mi dulceria Es mi dulce Mi duliceria Ami dulce, mi dulicería ven!

[@kaia-cb7fu]

I feel like I sounded like a dying chipmunk other people said I sounded good but I don't believe it XD 0-0

[@issychats5799]

Who else did a one woman heathers the musical? 😂 ( I mean did all three heathers)😂

[@stephanieadducci3163]

(Texto) HEATHERS: Yo soy H. CHANDLER: La mejor No una más Del montón HEATHERS: Yo soy H. MCNAMARA: La que va A comprar sin gastar HEATHERS: Yo soy DUKE: un amor o seré la peor (Coreo) HEATHERS: Yo soy H. CHANDLER: Popular HEATHERS: Todos quieren mirar. H. CHANDLER: Si vas a llorar Andate de acá Que tu mami te haga un té HEATHERS: Woah! H. MCNAMARA: O podes fumar H. DUKE: Vamos a escabear H. CHANDLER: En mi auto con un chico, bien! (Woah, woah, woah) (Coreo) HEATHERS: Linda, ¿que es lo que esperas? Si querés ser popular Tienes que probar no ser la loser del lugar Veni te lo voy a mostrar. CHANDLER Y MCNAMARA: Chicos DUKE: caerán a tus pies lindo es HEATHERS: Lo que DUKE: tu harás A tu ex olvidar HEATHERS: Ese MCNAMARA: loco está Puedo ver que al final HEATHERS Que si MCNAMARA: pudiera HEATHERS: Lo dejaría(s) ya DUKE Y CHANDLER: Pues, si dices no Bien! Con el irás Y su pelo tu trenzaras. (Woah) MCNAMARA: O puedes olvidar DUKE: Y en mi Jeep entrar CHANDLER: ¡Destrocemos el lugar! (Woah, Woah, woah) Linda, ¿que es lo que esperas? Si querés ser popular Tienes que probar no ser la loser del lugar Veni yo te lo puedo dar CHANDLER: Te pueden unir MCNAMARA Y DUKE: O te puedes quejar CHANDLER: El sueño vivir MCNMARA Y DUKE: O sola terminar CHANDLER: Volaremos alto como águilas HAETHERS: No me pruebes más O así acabaras. Woah. (Texto) DUKE: Linda, ¿que es lo que... CHANDLER: Callate Heather! Si querés ser popular HEATHERS: Tienes que probar Ya no ser la loser del lugar Ya no ser la loser, alta loser Ya no ser la loser, alta loser Ya no ser la loser, ser alta loser nooo

[@martumin3572]

[H. CHANDLER, spoken] Vas a tener un problema? Tenes algo para decir? Estabas tan bien Por qué ahora te contradecís? Con una patada en culo Quizás puedas mejorar Ahora escuchas Vos te callas No te metas [HEATHERS] Yo soy! [H. CHANDLER] La mejor No una más del montón [H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA] Yo soy! [H. CHANDLER] La que va A comprar sin gastar [H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA] Yo soy! [H. CHANDLER] Un amor O también la peor [H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA] Yo soy!! [H. CHANDLER] Popular [HEATHERS] Todos quieren mirar! [H. CHANDLER] Si vas a llorar Andate de acá Que tu mami te haga un té [H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA] Woah! [H. CHANDLER] O podés fumar Vamos a escabiar En mi auto con mi chico bien [HEATHERS] Woah! Woah! Woah! Linda, qué es lo que esperás Si querés ser popular Debes demostrar No ser la loser del lugar Veni yo te lo puedo dar [H. CHANDLER & H. MCNAMARA] Todos [H. DUKE] Rogarán por tener [H. MCNAMARA] Algo más [HEATHERS] Todo [H. DUKE] Lo que a vos [H. CHANDLER] Te darán de favor [HEATHERS] Todos [H. MCNAMARA] Te amarán Si sabés dónde estar [HEATHERS] Sólo [H. DUKE] Escuchá [HEATHERS] A la gorda tirá [H. MCNAMARA] Y si no querés Fua por mi está bien Mirá netflix y quedate shorts [HEATHERS] Woah! [H. MCNAMARA] Si decís que sí [H. DUKE] Vos podés vivir [H. CHANDLER] Lo que vive nuestro clan [HEATHERS] Woah! Woah! Woah! Linda que es lo que esperas Si querés ser popular Debes demostrar, No ser la loser del lugar Vení yo te lo puedo dar [H. CHANDLER] Vos podes estar [H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA] Adentro de este clan [H. CHANDLER] Es un sueño ideal [H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA] O te podés marchar [H. CHANDLER] Ser una chiquita [HEATHERS] O ser la mujer HANDLER] Pero decidí [HEATHERS] O no te irá bien [HEATHERS] Woah! [H. DUKE] Linda qué es lo que esperás [H. CHANDLER, spoken] Calláte Heather (sung) Si querés ser popular [H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA] Debes demostrar no serla loser del lugar [H. CHANDLER] Oooh woah! Woah oh oh! [HEATHERS] Veni yo te lo puedo dar [HEATHERS] Seras popular No lo pienses Seras popular No lo pienses Solo si querés Seras popular

[@-cupcake-.-]

WHY WAS MY FAV PARt screaming SHUT UP HEATHER

[@heatherduke7361]

Who even is she telling me to shut up?!?!? 😒😡😤

[@chickduck2001]

So rude🙄

[@jahwhsbhs]

calm down heather-

[@katrinyr05]

Are we gonna have a problem? You got a bone to pick? You've come so far why now are you saying that youre sick? I’d normally tell a teacher And everyone here would know But I'm feeling nice Here's some advice sit and watch the show! I like Lookin' hot Buying stuff They can not I like Them the most Maxing my credit card I like Skippin' gym Scarin' her Scarin' him I like My red clothes Kickin' nerds in the nose If youre friends with me You dont need to be Making mommy fix you a snack (whoa) So you come with us We dont ride the bus Join my Porsche if you have the guts (whoa, whoa, whoa) Honey what you waitin' for? Welcome to my candy store Time for you to prove you're not a baby Anymore And step into my candy store Guys fall At your feet Pay the check Help you cheat All you Have to do Say goodbye To that girl She is Not your friend I can tell In the end If she Had your shot She would leave You to rot Course if you don't care Fine, go braid her hair Maybe Sesame Street is on (whoa) Or forget that creep And get in my jeep Let's go tear up Someone's lawn (whoa, whoa, whoa) Honey what you waitin' for? Welcome to my candy store You just gotta prove You're not a baby Anymore And step into my candy store You can join the team Or you can leave the throne You can live the dream Or you can die alone You can fly with eagles Or if you prefer Keep on testing me And end up like her Veronica, look! Ram invited me to his homecoming party! This proves he's been thinking about me! Color me stoked I'm so happy! Honey what you waitin' for? Shut up, Heather! Step into my candy store Time for you to prove You're not a baby Anymore And step into my candy store It's my candy store It's my candy It's my candy store It's my candy It's my candy store It's my candy store

[@agostinacarluccio9391]

Que pasa? Tenes problemas? Quién te dejó opinar? Rajá de acá, por qué te animas a cuestionar? Te haría mierda la cara, me encanta la humillación Pero por tu bien, pórtate bien. Mira y aprendé, bebé Debes Provocar, presumir, dominar Debes Derrochar con la gold de papá Debes Sin piedad cumplir mi voluntad Te ves Tan brutal con mi look infernal Te parece mal? Basta de moral Es mi juego y lo voy a jugar Ohh Voy donde haya acción Esa es mi adicción Fui criada para dominar Ohh ohh ohh Esta es tu oportunidad Bienvenida a nuestro clan Hora de probar que estás de acuerdo con el plan Unite hoy mismo a nuestro clan Que a mi Llegarán y a tus pies caerán Mensa Decidí, a esa gorda o a mi? La freak Es cursi, con tu plan no es así Si la Protegés, ya sabes te jodes Y si te da igual Bien, salí de acá A llorar a casa con mamá Ohh Pero si confiás, vas a disfrutar Que enfiestada vas a estar! Ohh ohh ohh Ya no te preocupes más Bienvenida a nuestro clan Solo hay que probar que no te importan los demás Y ya sos parte de este clan Vos podes vivir Tal como vivo yo O seguir así Ay, cuanta humillación! Yo te ofrezco el cielo Y eso es mejor Que esta vida horrenda Que elegiste vos Ohh ohh Ya no te preocupes más Callate heather Ya sos parte de mi clan Bien que aquella loser ya no está Pues ya sos parte de mi clan Bienvenida al clan Bienvenida Bienvenida al clan Bienvenida Bienvenida al clan

[@victoriasilvana7129]

'¿Acaso hay algun problema? ¿Algo que yo quiera ver? Tan lejos llegaste. ¿Y ahora me quieres joder? VPodría pegarte ahora, Y todos podrían ver, Pero hoy no lo haré, Me siento bien... ¡Así que escucha, perra! (Quiero) Linda estar, y de todo comprar. (Quiero) Beber de más, y a papá endeudar. '(Quiero) Molestar, y a gimnasia faltar. (Quiero) Lucir bien... '...¡y patear a los nerds! Si no te animas, pues de más estás. Que tu mami te venga a buscar. (woah) O puedes fumar, coca y ron tomar; ¡En mi Porsche con el mariscal! (woah, woah, woah) ¿Qué es lo que te desconcentra? A mi dulcería entra. Hora de que pruebes que una loser ya no eres. Ya mi dulcería entra. Chicos, Caerán a tus pies, '¡Lindo es! 'Lo que, Tú harás, A Shamu olvidar. Esa Esa Loca está, puedo ver que al final, 'Que si, 'Pudiera ¡Te dejaría ya! 'Pues, si dices no. ¡Bien! Con ella irás. Y su pelo tú trenzarás. (Woah) O puedes olvidar. 'Y en mi Jeep entrar. '¡Destrocemos el lugar! '(Woah, woah, woah) ¿Qué es lo que te desconcentra? A mi dulcería entra. Hora de que pruebes que miedosa ya no eres. Ya mi dulcería entra. Te puedes unir... Te puedes unir.. 0 te puedes quejar. El sueño vivir... O sola terminar. Volaremos alto como águilas. No me pruebes más... '¡O así acabarás! Woah, woah ¿Qué es lo que te desconcen- ¡CÁLLATE HEATHER! A mi dulcería entra, woah. Hora de que pruebes que una idiota ya no eres. Ya mi dulcería entra. Es mi dulcería, es mi dulce- Es mi dulcería, es mi dulce-

[@Nahesi1plays]

Me and my friends sang this

[@hera_969]

Not me singing this with a toad voice

[@lollipopcorndog]

My community theatre is doing Heathers Spring 2024. I wanna be in it so bad but of course I can’t be a Heather since I’m a guy.

[@Itsyofav_ril]

l hope l sound good😭 Edit:l sound so bad