Candy Store - Heathers: The Musical +LYRICS

(p) Yellow Sound Label owns this music, not me. But enjoy!
H. CHANDLER:
Are we gonna have a problem?
You got a bone to pick?
You’ve come so far,
Why now are you pulling on my dick?
I’d normally slap your face off,
And everyone here could watch.
But I’m feeling nice.
Here’s some advice.
Listen up, biotch!
H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
I like!
H. CHANDLER:
Lookin’ hot
Buying stuff they cannot
H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
I like!
H. CHANDLER:
Drinkin’ hard
Maxin’ Dad’s credit card
H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
I like!
H. CHANDLER:
Skippin’ gym
Scaring her
Screwing him
H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
I like!
H. CHANDLER:
Killer clothes
HEATHERS:
Kickin’ nerds in the nose!
H. CHANDLER:
If you lack the balls
You can go play dolls
Let your mommy fix you a snack
H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
Woah!
H. CHANDLER:
Or you could come smoke
Pound some rum and coke
In my Porsha with the quarterback
HEATHERS:
Woah! Woah! Woah!
Honey, whatchu waitin’ for?
Welcome to my candy store
It’s time for you to prove
You’re not a loser anymore
Then step into my candy store
H. CHANDLER & H. MCNAMARA:
Guys fall
H. DUKE:
At your feet
Pay the check
H. MCNAMARA:
Help you cheat
HEATHERS:
All you
H. DUKE:
Have to do
H. CHANDLER:
Say goodbye to Shamoo
HEATHERS:
That freak’s
H. MCNAMARA:
Not your friend
I can tell in the end
HEATHERS:
If she
H. MCNAMARA:
Had your shot
HEATHERS:
She would leave you to rot
H. MCNAMARA:
‘Course if you don’t care
Fine! Go braid her hair
Maybe Sesame Street is on
HEATHERS:
Woah!
H. MCNAMARA:
Or forget the creep
H. DUKE:
And get in my jeep
H. CHANDLER:
Let’s go tear up someone’s lawn
HEATHERS:
Woah! Woah! Woah!
Honey, whatchu waitin’ for?
Welcome to my candy store
You just gotta prove
You’re not a pussy anymore
Then step into my candy store
H. CHANDLER:
You can join the team
H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
Or you can bitch and moan
H. CHANDLER:
You can live the dream
H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
Or you can die alone
H. CHANDLER:
You can fly with eagles
HEATHERS:
Or if you prefer
H. CHANDLER:
Keep on testing me
H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
And end up like her!
MARTHA:
Veronica, look!
Ram invited me to his homecoming party.
This proves he’s been thinking about me.
VERONICA:
Color me stoked.
MARTHA:
I’m so happy!
HEATHERS:
Woah!
H. DUKE:
Honey, whachu waiting fo-
H. CHANDLER: H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
Step into my candy store! Time for you to prove
Oooh woah! Woah oh oh! You’re not a lame ass anymore
Then step into my candy store
HEATHERS:
It’s my candy store
It’s my candy
It’s my candy store
It’s my candy
It’s my candy store

[@titanlordkadaevr1771]

Veronica: "I am not throwin' away my shot"

[@katelenjade]

Hamilton?

[@kawaiiempoleon8721]

@@katelenjade yes

[@AkatsukiAG]

Wrong musical my friend

[@Jordyn._.]

Lol

[@amanesmoonrock]

@@strxwb3rry.m0chii i prolly shouldn't brag-

[@noapl7600]

The huge "SHUT UP HEATHER" makes me laugh every time omg.

[@heathersmusicallyrics2408]

Lol, I couldn't resist.

[@MadameCorgi]

Heathers Musical Lyrics Who are you??????????? me curious

[@MadameCorgi]

hehe

[@censored4513]

Noa pl Totally! hahahahahaha

[@triniemelody3000]

Lisa Black ha

[@streetrat_edits]

A little fan theory: On the "candy store" harmony, Heather Mac singing the high harmony symbolizes the amount of stress/pressure she has to take to be part of the Heathers. The stress is on her, which is why she has to sing the high harmony, which is the most stressful. Heather Duke sings the low harmony because she will always be below Heather Chandler, so it symbolizes her status in the Heathers and in Westerburg as a whole. Finally, Heather Chandler sings the melody because she is the center of attention, the face of the Heathers, so she obviously gets the most important harmony.

[@zuzia_ismentallyunstable428]

Omg that is just, WOW!

[@Ryucallie]

This is actually true. I’m in a production of heathers and this is exactly how the song is harmonized. It’s a nightmare to learn honestly.

[@streetrat_edits]

@@Ryucallie omg, thats so cool. i am in show choir, so pretty similar and i know music theory, but yeah, its really beautiful when all pieced together

[@OctoJuice]

Canon I was heather’s scrunchie

[@j1227]

I also have a theory, they specifically liken the Heathers to a Candy Store as being a part of them sounds great as you have access to all this “candy” but it slowly decays your heart similar to how candy decays teeth

[@abbymccubbins8114]

I know I cannot be the only possible one who is totally going crazy over Heather Chandler's "biatch"

[@laoisehayes]

Of course, biatch! Jk, yes same! I love it soo much!

[@GreetingsFineCitizen]

I go crazy over everything Heather C does. And Veronica too. When she's live, Jessica's voice cracks (intentionally) in Beautiful on "maybe" in the lyric, "Mascara, maybe some lip gloss" and I repeat it 10000000 times everytime I listen to Beautiful cause its just so hfjdhdbfjfhjfjgjkkhkhkk

[@tostadaprincess8736]

@@GreetingsFineCitizen same

[@emmabrubeck5800]

yes I do too

[@ImCringeyAndImNotProudOfIt]

ITS PRONOUNCED “BITCH” THEY COULDN’T RHYME WITH WATCHHHHHH KGDGFNJHWEFJBREWIHU

[@ithinkiswallowedahammer7809]

Peer Pressure: The Musical

[@notthevibe.]

facts

[@rae6075]

Stoping your psychopathic boyfriend from murdering everyone: the musical

[@caom3i]

HAHAHAHAHA

[@bruh-xd8gz]

facts

[@moxiproxi]

LMAO

[@mekaylaowo1928]

I love how Heathers starts off like a typical mean girl story then turns into an epic drama where there is a shit ton of murder and fucking.

[@artilyns7172]

this is true

[@catsoda]

Heathers was like, the original typical mean girl story, though

[@namity1305]

Imagine your mom passing by the living room two times during the movie: on the start and near the end

[@valequincee]

Electa Kellet likes are at 666 on this comment. 0_0

[@ajshecapuni3333]

TAYLOR ANDERSON voy

[@leotheoreganoman]

Unpopular opinion: Heathers and Mean Girls are both amazing stories with amazing characters and are iconic seperately and they shouldnt be compared as much as they are

[@icecreamsundd]

Preach.

[@katiepell2609]

i totally agree i could watch both of them over and over

[@fireinthehole_727]

This. I don't hate Mean Girls, but why is the comment section for it's musicals so... dry? Like I know it's a Mean Girls comment section on those videos, but it feels like I'm standing in the freaking Sahara desert or something when I'm watching a song from Mean Girls: The Musical, and I go to the comment section.

[@A.D.M_official]

Yeah they are not that similar

[@yumekojabami233]

I dunno i wouldnt call their stories "amazing " but it wasnt a bad musical...eventhough it didnt make sense

[@macaronweasley8100]

Me: **makes a musicals playlist** Playlist: they'll tell the story of tonight.... ARE WE GONNA HAVE A PROBLEM

[@sapphicrose8213]

Lowkey the emotional wiplash I get from my playlists is the worst part of listening to music for me. Like no, it's not safe to go from the Nightmare Time title number to Burn from Hamilton you absolute monster

[@CygnusDoesThings]

@@sapphicrose8213 bro i once had the entire eliza and philip dying arc summed up in like 5 songs

[@estherluvsyou]

REAL

[@DuneTheKaiju]

The story of tonight is the fact we're gonna have a problem so stop pulling on my dick and step in my candy store /j

[@Perc-abeth]

Did ypu amke it on youtube? And if you did is it public?

[@_xxpurplequeenxx_]

I just realized that the name "Shamoo" is actually the name of a huge killer whale named Shamu that died in 1971. They compared Martha to Shamu... *damn.*

[@aplant8463]

I saw a statue of shamu once

[@robertfrank7396]

xXPurpleQueenXx I thought it was just the name of whatever orca is currently at Seaworld

[@hoper4thebestinlifelove240]

The VunC. Same 👀

[@ErieRosewood]

Kids in my middle school used to call the vice principal Shamu. She was really mean though

[@-codey-6464]

Oh god the amount likes...

[@emeliamarie7291]

99 people got a bone to pick

[@grungekitty77]

+Emelia Marie 104 people pulling on my dick

[@Mothpunk]

***** 111 people got their faces slapped off

[@bea7823]

+Paintedrocket and over 3000 people watched

[@madelineritter2338]

155 people are biotches, listening up

[@livvyostrander1664]

Heather Chandler bought stuff 156 people could not

[@harleysboo8426]

Just a note: You know how in this song, they say 'Prove you're not a loser', then 'Proven you're not a pussy' in the next verse and lastly, they say 'Prove you're not a lame-ass' This is because: In the original set-up, they stand in this order: McNarama, Chandler, Duke. Heather McNarama isn't as bad as the other two, so they first say 'loser', which isn't a swear. Then they say 'Pxssy', which is probably the worst, signifying Chandler, the worst and meanest. Last, they say 'Lame-ass', which is not too bad, but some people consider is a swear. Duke is not too bad, but some people consider her really mean.

[@harleysboo8426]

@@ella7066 Wow, Omg, thanks.

[@celestepepper1053]

That's a very good point, I think it could be referring to their greatest fears too. Heather Mcnamara wanting to come across with the perfect life, pretty much anything but a loser. Chandler wanting to be seen as fearless even to the point where she drinks hull cleaner for the sake of not been called chicken. And lastly, Duke who so desperately wants to be the main character so she can show everyone that she isn't boring clearly goes against her nature shown by her love for classic literature which many teens would see as lame.

[@harleysboo8426]

@@celestepepper1053 Yes! That's (probably) also true.

[@SmolPotato8]

I hate Duke, she's my least favorite Heather

[@akisha5267]

kzbin.info/door/fHZa14ah-X7M11_UPmycOA

[@a.chilles.]

It’s refreshing to not hear: “Prove your not a doorknob anymore”

[@yourlocal_lesbian2478]

What the hell does that even mean like bish whatttttt?

[@a.chilles.]

@@yourlocal_lesbian2478 there’s a version where they say “Prove you’re not a doorknob anymore”

[@ayanellezooman685]

@@yourlocal_lesbian2478I’m sorry I am telling you this but watch riverdale heathers and you’ll see 🤢 🤮 🤮🤮🤮🤮

[@Pastelcloudz2763]

They could’ve put loser again or use “pussycat” 💀

[@evaporatedwater7778]

Regina George: They might insult your clothing, or make fun of your name. Heathers: kick nerds in the nose and beat up people

[@exilley2134]

The Minecraft community these days in a nutshell

[@no-iu9rq]

Yup

[@no-iu9rq]

@@exilley2134 yess

[@djmacs]

Why are you talking smack about me?

[@artistamediocre7494]

*LetS gO tEaR uP sOmEonEs LawN*

[@joesssaucey]

SO LISTEN UP **grandma walks in** ʙɪᴀᴛᴄʜ

[@graysthegray]

I laughed at this for some reason

[@marktloy4740]

I rolled on the floor because of this comment

[@lm1276]

😂

[@bananajin7159]

Why is that me

[@ryledishman4583]

Rip

[@rinwastaken7632]

So there was this time where I was trying to explain Heathers to my normie friends and I called the Heathers "sexy traffic lights", i didnt regret it lol

[@rinwastaken7632]

But seriously. they were sexy traffic lights

[@NightmareKana]

lmao

[@_hihi_0.0]

@@rinwastaken7632indeed they are.

[@WhatKilledTheDinosaurs]

I will now begin to call them that

[@insanitygaming1526]

i mean you areny wrong

[@whosavery]

The musical: a well written song with lyrics that make sense Riverdale: kidz bop

[@imnotsofie54]

100%%% UNDERATED COMMENT

[@skippysandwich]

Heathers: **harmonize perfectly** Me: **fucking dies**

[@aldric2252]

1:43

[@EnderPearlGirlHunger_Games_Fan]

blueballsram honestly it's given me so many chills

[@pasteltopia7657]

blueballsram I love ur user

[@bubble_ly3563]

blueballsram SAME lol

[@a-paige]

blueballsram your username oh my god

[@lottiegf]

God damn the harmonies in the second chorus just really float my boat

[@rielletambaoan_]

You mean ur lifeboat ;) Yeah I'm walking to the door. On my left?

[@hollyingrams5653]

They really freeze my brain

[@rielletambaoan_]

@@hollyingrams5653 ON. YOUR. LEFT. lol jk

[@hollyingrams5653]

@@rielletambaoan_ I prefer to leave by window. It looks a lot cooler.

[@rielletambaoan_]

@@hollyingrams5653 *inhales* *screeches* On ThE oUtSiDe AlWaYs LoOkInG iN wIlL i EvEr Be MoRe ThAn I'vE aLwAyS bEeN cAuSe I'm TaP tAp TaPpIn On ThE gLaSs WaViNg ThRoUgH a WiNdOw-

[@soremon389]

THE VOCALS IN THIS SONG IS BEAUTIFUL

[@bxtterflee_]

Lets all be honest. This song is so goddamn unforgettable.

[@michaeljavier870]

860th like and first response: My top favorite song in this musical.

[@Emi781]

922th like and second response: My top favorite song in this musical.

[@DuneTheKaiju]

HONEY WHAT YOU WAITING FORRR-

[@april2kawaii]

@@DuneTheKaijuSHUT UP HEATHER

[@funforlife9893]

@@DuneTheKaijuSTEP INTO MY CANDY STORE

[@welpshi]

This song just screams "come to the darkside we have cookies"

[@emi6082]

YUP 👍✨

[@Sophieinfinity4ever]

Nah, they got candy

[@K4lop1a_]

i want cookies and candy so yes, i go to the darkside

[@Lomzy]

Can anyone tell me where to watch the movie?

[@Lomzy]

@@shutupheather5911 ttthhhhaaannnkkkksssss

[@omniscant7193]

I feel there is a middle ground between "live the dream" and "die alone" that can be found with a small amount of effort.

[@gordonramsay4571]

Why is heather dukes “and get in my Jeep” so satisfying to listen to?

[@sefistalouis2258]

OKAY BUT IS NO ONE GONNA TALK ABOUT THOSE VOCALSSSS LIKE OMG THEIR VOICES ARE BEAUTIFUL!!!!!

[@elisacostas2687]

This song takes peer pressure to a whole other level

[@elisawilbur1727]

What about the song "yo girl" that song makes me stressed out!! Haha

[@elisacostas2687]

@@elisawilbur1727 True!

[@luissoto9911]

I know

[@azytwinmaisiepays5303]

just makeing gacha

[@weebgacha7352]

I know

[@lovewamen6152]

bro that part where martha's like, "i'm so happy!" crushes my soul

[@poopsoup6796]

Same tho.

[@salmanderrr]

She doesn’t deserve betrayal

[@slaysisterxox]

Ikr

[@spirit4873]

wh9 asked

[@lovewamen6152]

@@spirit4873 ur mom

[@rett064]

i’m in love chandler’s voice i don’t know why but hers specifically stands out to me throughout the musical

[@aye6462]

I refuse to believe that this masterpiece is nine years old

[@callmek5]

like WTF!!

[@ayanellezooman685]

I know it’s older than my cousins

[@brennahscully554]

The drums in this song are completely under appreciated.

[@DitzyplusDoctor]

True.

[@iheartliz__1786]

Joooosh Duuuuuun? YOU THEEEERREE?

[@caspian6108]

How's Rose going for you?

[@takesomebubblejuic2643]

Dizzy Lizzie he's in there somewhere

[@ibukisona1670]

BLESS THIS OLD ASS POST

[@rubyreloaded9371]

One time Heather Chandler punched me in the face. It was awesome.

[@awkwardcupcakegirl4669]

Ruby Rodriguez 👍👍👍👏👏👏👏👏

[@anasofia3525]

Ruby Reloaded lucky biotch

[@stellahastheflu7007]

Yas

[@worm_-qx7rz]

Ohmygod did you just

[@XxSuperMegaGirlxX]

Yes

[@FrtyThry]

2:20 that is honestly beautiful

[@idk-yi3ft]

ShortStick Gaming thats music in my ears if heather says shut up to heather

[@afsgsgqdah]

YESSSS

[@youreaeejit511]

One of my classmates is a river dale addict me on the other hand I love Heathers. So she asked me to send her a song to listin to so I sent her "candy store" and "beautiful" and she texted me saying "Why did you send me river dale songs I thought you didn't like river dale" to which I replied with "these are songs from heathers river dale just sung them badly" she left me on read.

[@GreetingsFineCitizen]

She's scared of the truth

[@sunnysky7639]

I was like "surely it can't be that bad" and went and listened to it and "oh god"

[@nickythehickey]

its been three years did she ever come to her senses

[@Gigi-xr7yf]

The amount of times I've listened to this song is unhealthy

[@gatovakun9086]

You are not the only one with that problem.

[@-xxxxgachagirlxxxx-8521]

Fandom Trash sameeee

[@michaelmrak6266]

OMG moooddddd but also me.

[@samwichx]

Sameee

[@samb.7011]

Elisha?

[@Hannah_Z]

I swoon so majorly when I hear Heather McNamara's harmonies holy shit

[@kajsabupp4808]

i can imagine a certain spider bitch from homestuck singing this XDD

[@kajsabupp4808]

Hahah YASSSSSSSS

[@squidneythesquid2487]

From what I can see, In your profile is Gee.

[@Dancergirl9084]

+Keeley Fairie I think she's pretty much everyone's favorite heather

[@karkatvantas1817]

KARKAT HAS ARRIVED

[@Maeve11y]

I love how the beginning just has straight up sophisticated vine booms

[@wowyourereallyreadingthis]

No no, he’s got a point

[@chocolatnayeonie4527]

imangine the plastics and the heather join forces...

[@broadwaybrat1986]

Now that would be a great musical

[@laoisehayes]

And a not so great FLIPPING WORLD DOMINATION!!!!!!! Edit: or at least high school domination! 😝

[@sweetiebuttons3498]

I love how she says "mommy"

[@rodzeeglar5841]

same

[@lollpop8119]

sweetie buttons ikr!!!

[@thatreallylongusernameonyo3904]

sweetie buttons mAmmy

[@basecrayon2861]

Where

[@lancers5688]

Anyone else obsessed with how she says quarterback

[@frostymarbles2655]

Or mommy

[@Enderr_Mann]

IKR

[@veronicasawyer5764]

Wouldn’t you Like to know weather boy Ehh

[@katiekazoo6389]

Veronica Sawyer how very

[@veronicasawyer5764]

Kate , Hm?

[@maijamichelle1712]

I dropped my headphones accidentally and didn’t know I broke them so when I put them on to listen to this banger it sounded like heather screamed at me from ten feet behind “ARE WE GONNA HAVE A PROBLEM? YA GOT A BONE TO PICK?” And I screamed so hard my dad had to reassure me Heather was nowhere near me 😭

[@-herobrinesdaughter1.1]

NAHAHAHAHAHAH

[@insanitygaming1526]

bro its 11 am i should not be laughing this hard

[@heather_foreather]

Heather is coming RUN

[@zaktar3200]

Not so fun fact about "Candy Store": In this song, the Heathers convince Veronica to obey,listen to them and ditch her friend, Martha. Since this song is manipulating Veronica, the phrase "Step into my candy store" implies that the Heathers want Veronica to be pulled into misery and manipulation. The phrase "Candy store" means that it is the path of falling into regrets and misery but is covered with fame and love to make it seem sweet and enjoyable like candy. "Step into" means to flow and choose to be manipulated of "going into the candy store". In conclusion, the Heathers manipulate Veronica into becoming like them by sugar-coating the bad things, hence the name "Candy Store".

[@schecter5035]

Bros doing the whole english language analysis breakdown. Cool.

[@SirMoFoDans4]

I feel like you coulda cut that shit down to like one sentence for something that's plastered on a billboard in big, red letters. Literature's your passion huh?

[@RobynneVT]

way to overanalyze the most obvious meaning fun song, holy shit xD

[@driftingthruspace]

english class be like

[@-herobrinesdaughter1.1]

C'mon, appreciate the time this guy has put into writing this.

[@beesuschrist7128]

YOURE HEATHER! AND SHES HEATHER! ANY OTHER HEATHERS I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT?! *Macnamara raises her hand*

[@zelicca]

+Abinator Grace *Makes Jefferson, Madison, & Burr raise their Hands*

[@averyb4081]

Abinator Grace terezi, Vriska, and Nepeta raise hands/paw

[@pewp1605]

*Peggy, Angelica, and Eliza raise their hands*

[@AiyanaWolfe]

raise a glass

[@waterfox2110]

to freeeedom

[@brittanystebbins125]

The question is, will my school let me perform this with little to no changes.

[@aidenplayford9586]

yeah they should

[@aidenplayford9586]

+aiden Playford what grade

[@brittanystebbins125]

aiden Playford senior in highschool

[@tiareynolds8442]

+Brittany Stebbins ikr

[@Squirrel1821]

Haha I did sound and lighting for my group who sang this song. They were Soo good with the SHUT UP HEATHER

[@Bl00dyt00th2]

I actually cant wait for preform this for the senior theater performance- Im actually waiting behind stage rn, I got the role as heather duke

[@Cheesecake_666]

Congratulations, living the dream

[@Bl00dyt00th2]

@@Cheesecake_666 lol, it was very fun

[@monkeyheathcliff59]

shut up heather

[@50frogsinatrenchcoat9]

That is so cool,I want to play JD despite being a a afab non binary ace but I really want to sing"meant to be yours" on stage

[@coyotix]

Finally got Chandler's riff right, Im an alto, feeling powerful

[@impayn499]

I'm just here running away from that doorknob...

[@liliayates7550]

IM PAYN same

[@meghan_theatre]

I'm still trying to run away from the circle of duck duck goose

[@sailorersa2644]

Me

[@staycalmstarz8113]

They were yanking on my chain. But I lacked the juice to slide out of them.

[@yayaayya7726]

I just don’t get how “screwing him” stayed in but “pound some rum and coke” is too much

[@cadence9079]

Regina George: Who’re you? Heather: *_I’m you, but stronger._*

[@nazlgirgin9898]

Regina has more self confidence than heather c

[@_kakaat6653]

I don't think so...idk

[@yourlocaltheatrekid900]

Nazlı Girgin well... maybe at the beginning of the show

[@soupisedgy9385]

so fucking true

[@some_randomyt_channel8082]

Heather: you but with an edgier story

[@gumisse]

Every year i somehow manage to come back here. This song wont leave me alone

[@saltystick_99]

To be frank, I'm more amazed (but scared) that this song was made 9 years ago.

[@valentinadonado-gamez5750]

Why is the way she says sesame street so satisfying-

[@killianparker7894]

I didn't know traffic lights could dance

[@isabellelopez9356]

I must have a screenshot of this

[@ajcorcuera2619]

Adrienne Sophie lol🤣

[@noidentity2617]

Adrienne Sophie OMG I just noticed what you did 😂🤣 yes

[@Shsy7573]

XDDD

[@frenchfrystudios4094]

SHUT UP, HEATHER jk I love that

[@Justin_Joy]

I came here from the animatic where she does the Hype Fortnite dance after she said "Listen up, biotch"

[@milquey]

to bad it got taken down

[@staycalmstarz8113]

Same! Lol

[@staycalmstarz8113]

Leave here what? Why?

[@tamiaburton4601]

Oof it got taken down for some reason

[@justsimply2374]

I saw it too! 😂

[@charxthekoopaking5673]

This episode was the sole reason I watched Riverdale. *I think I'm dead inside.* I just listened to the Riverdale version. *I AM IN AGONY.*

[@audreygeorge5110]

KZbin asking you to join Premium for the millionth time: 2:00

[@aliyah1164]

*Heather Chandler has joined the chat.* *Heather Duke has joined the chat.* *Heather McNamara has joined the chat.* *Veronica Sawyer has joined the chat.* *Martha Dunnstock has joined the chat.* *Heather Chandler has removed Martha Dunnstock from the chat.*

[@goldenhydreigon4727]

*JD has entered the chat* *JD and Veronica have removed Heather Chandler from the chat*

[@minababynatsume9343]

*Kurt Kelley and Ram Sweeney have joined the chat.* *JD has removed Kurt Kelley and Ram Sweeney from the chat.*

[@emily24013]

*i entered my own chat because I’m lonely*

[@GoogleGoogle-me4mc]

*Veronica Sawyer has disabled admin priveleges for Jason Dean*

[@MiracleWinchester]

I like

[@crystalmethany1312]

Last year I was heather duke in a production of heathers at the college in my town, it was so great! And our h.mcnamara was an alto so I got to do all of her harmonies it was so fuCKING FUN I MISS IT KILL ME

[@crystalmethany1312]

(Actually I was a swing for heather duke and Veronica's mother but I never ended up having to swing which was a blessing)

[@Audi0Mati]

+hellaween shellaween **applause**

[@piink._.lemonade3561]

We meet again.

[@moonii7154]

cool

[@boyishbi1670]

that sounds so fucking cool :0 but whats a swing?

[@addirowlett5734]

wanna feel confident? well every time you walk in a room just imagine the intro to any Heathers song playing as you walk in and announce your news example: I just burned down 4 churches 7 orphanage's and blew up a highschool

[@mayaniscioli5086]

JD?? Is that you??

[@addirowlett5734]

@@mayaniscioli5086 Maybe, Maybe not.

[@icecreamsundd]

yes please

[@roccozxy]

Jason Dean?!?

[@kazbramble499]

Jason Dean, doing jason Dean things

[@amyvasquez4268]

Imagine a fusion between this song, The Schuyler Sisters, and Sincerely Me. That would be one ultimate bop of a trio song haha

[@olivia_brookes]

oh my god… i need this in my life NOW.

[@estherluvsyou]

REAL

[@DuneTheKaiju]

WE NEED THIS

[@Pika782]

SUNNY

[@MOONSONSKIES]

Them: HIGH NOTES Altos like myself: *well you see i can't do that-*

[@FailureNightengale]

Prepare to have your ears bleed from my high pitched noises that I think is singing :,D

[@Sophieinfinity4ever]

*Y e s*

[@crunchycaptain]

I can't even sing tenner and these girls are hitting high notes...nvm I learnt to hit high notes....

[@jaceykns]

I feel you smh

[@tunasalad9693]

Moving your head helps hit notes you normally couldn't get, personally looking up let's me hit high notes and looking down helps me hit low notes, but for some people it's the opposite

[@itzaeric7808]

Song: * finishes * Replay button: *Ah shit, here we go again*

[@urbae1561]

Same

[@letsbefriendsowecanmakeout]

Same

[@Headhammer]

The song that introduced me to the heathers

[@vadacollins8665]

Same!

[@soggyeggos5093]

Same

[@sheeshmahbro]

i know absolutely 0 things about this show/series/book? but this is a bop

[@Theblackyardigans5]

it's a movie and this is just the musical version

[@gonnabesoalright]

still pissed that this was never on broadway 2k16

[@AllegedlyDani]

You and me both

[@mariaatat4696]

Lia Rose same

[@abandonedacc6405]

But Heathers the musical was made around 2014...

[@arieldabush5560]

Still pissed that this was never on broadway 2k20

[@kaecet]

The heathers, the original mean girls

[@camelotspies]

same thing

[@itsmemaddy3804]

Kae Cet RIGHT

[@CareBear2480]

Kae Cet NO!!!!! JUST NO!!!

[@keonafolsom5392]

Mean Girls, but the everyone is actual, fleshed out characters and not just archetypes.

[@ConfusedRicola]

That is true, considering mean girls was based off Heathers

[@simplykatexo2504]

it's crude but it's soooooooooooo badass and it's such a pick me up when you feel low or upset or have a moment of low self esteem

[@v4ni114citi3s]

_"Riverdale did it better"_ * That person was the Imposter * * 0 imposters are left *

[@bakamitai6654]

Amogus

[@krimson6632]

SUSSY

[@scott-ry4cj]

when sussy imposter

[@user-wt7gk4cg5m]

just facts

[@melissadeleon4512]

@@user-wt7gk4cg5m just monika

[@cmckay9467]

me: why do people like J.D.? he’s a terrible person also me: i want heather chandler to step on me

[@ahumblewaffle]

me, a horrible little bi disaster: ..yes

[@cmckay9467]

A Humble Waffle greetings, fellow horrible little bi disaster!

[@octillionZ]

​@@kiirumitojjo our love is god, lets go have a slushie fellow bi disasters

[@moonwuzhere]

c mckay im not a bi disaster- im a pan disaster.. can i join tho?

[@kiirumitojjo]

Pleberoni Pleb y e s

[@lesbianism6184]

no one: the riverdale version: *swOosh*

[@saphh42]

time for u to prove ur not a doorknob anymore 😂

[@sillycat4273]

stop hating on riverdale heathers you just lack the juice you doorknob 😤😔😒

[@bubblegumb298]

IcE cReAm 😂😂

[@sharlinperez954]

@@sillycat4273 yeah go play duck duck goose while youre mommy fixes you ice cream

[@Trinthegay]

I mean, why did they try keeping it PG-13? We can clearly see the characters do the DEVIL'S TANGO And i'm pretty sure Cheryl bent over to suck on Toni's vajayjay

[@GinnyTheSquid]

I am so glad this song reached 30 million views, it is totally deserved

[@arson8510]

Heather duke is so underated

[@Lollypopcorn97]

H. Chandler - Gryffindor H. Duke - Slytherin H. McNamara - Hufflepuff Veronica - Ravenclaw

[@marina.8441]

It fits, and I kinda like that Chandler is Gryffindor, this make ppl stop with that of "gRyFfInDoRs aRe tHe nIcE oNeS aNd SlYtHeRiN iS tHe EvIl", also it's ironic how Veronica was called a nerd sometimes and there's this stupid stereotype that Ravenclaws are all nerds But all the Heather lowkey fit Slytherin tho Ps.: no I'm not hating on Slytherin, I love all the Heathers and I'm a Slytherin

[@isabellan7200]

@@marina.8441 i feel like heather mcnamara is more hufflepuff

[@marina.8441]

@@isabellan7200 yeah McNamara is for sure the hufflefriend

[@Summer-tz4to]

Ikr

[@mi-nie]

I feel like they're all Slytherin besides Heather M. Not because they do bad stuff, but because they're cunning, smart, and will do anything to get their way

[@jesusthroughmary]

I like the part where Heather sings.

[@jasonmartin1326]

jesusthroughmary Nah. Heather is WAY better.

[@deffdefying4803]

Sky The Sea Dragon The best one

[@Alexkarev17]

same.

[@moonlightmusic3253]

Nah, I prefer Heather.

[@sydrobrts]

Me too

[@harwen2755]

Me trying to sing this song perfectly: *SHUT UP HEATHER!* Me: *Can No longer sing the song*

[@foodseeker7209]

This song still slays

[@braeburnapple7705]

That harmony, oh my god *swoonami*

[@cutiepieblufish]

I just realized that the colors of the Heathers and Veronica are the colors of the Chrome logo.

[@drawnwithlove3499]

Heather Chandler - Google Heather Duke - Safari Heather McNamara - Internet Explorer Veronica - Bing or Mozilla Firefox

[@Wrennaa]

* *ono*

[@mariamcnally7832]

They're also the Hogwarts house colors

[@bapsae9970]

@@mariamcnally7832 OMG YES. DUKE IS A SLYTHERIN CHANDLER IS A GRYFFINDOR MACARONI IS HUFFLEPUFF AND VERONICA IS A RAVENCLAWW

[@stan9943]

Lmao I realized that just today

[@snoof3333]

such an iconic song omg....

[@Lechgang]

Three things I can't find: My car keys My motivation The heterosexual explanation for this song

[@molliuspontmercy]

I loved it when Heather sang but at the same time Heather's voice is beautiful. Then again I loved Heather's voice as well

[@AC-hx6gk]

*Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died*

[@Gay_Frogs079]

Yea, but heather has the best personaliy tbh, shes iconic as hell.

[@kaitella_7746]

HEATHER IS MY FAVORITE!!

[@Pika782]

heather is the best omg

[@DuneTheKaiju]

Personally I like Heather's vocals

[@sisychelsea146]

Heather: 🎵Let your mommy fix you a snack🎶 Veronica's mom: Do you want some paté?

[@acreforrest]

Chandler : thats not pate thaTS liVERwORst

[@emeraldtate3204]

PATÊ BRO, I GOTTA MOTOR THO

[@HeatherChandlerBQ]

@@acreforrest i predicted the future

[@leotheoreganoman]

veronicas mom in the movie is amazing and i fully stan

[@HeatherChandlerBQ]

@@leotheoreganoman don’t we all?

[@Ploppenberg]

can’t let the gang know i fw this

[@MELANIEPOOKSS]

Real😭

[@gentlywithachainsaw4343]

does anyone else get chills when jessica keenan wynn sings "let's go tear up someone's lawn"? her voice is so smooth

[@aura6562]

McNamara is not throwing away her shot

[@hannahregier5660]

Aura this is my favorite comment

[@patman1337]

I AM NOT THROWING AWAY MY SHOT

[@maddykirby8595]

THE HAMILTON IS REAL

[@lukeshattuck4224]

Aura girl ur in the wrong fandom

[@vicklepickle301]

THERE IS NEVER A WRONG FANDOM

[@tigeralpaca]

I just love that massive "Shut up Heather!" I don't why, it gets me laughing every time XD

[@EnderPearlGirlHunger_Games_Fan]

Ellie Dove it's the fact that it's written huge in all caps that gets me

[@sm0kysoulcynics579]

It gets me laughing like a coyote on drugs, dammit!

[@astxrr._.7521]

When I was younger, this song sounded mean but amazing. And now, ITS STILL AMAZING- ( And the fact I was addicted to this)

[@sqashes1373]

I love this song, my classmates danced to this and they slayed so hard. THEY ARE QUEENS JUST LIKE THIS SONG. PERIOD POO.

[@mahikasharma4539]

aRe wE GonNa hAve a prObLem?

[@code8557]

Yes

[@annamorgan9865]

Listen up biatch!

[@musicalnerd1908]

YouVe GoT a BonE tO PiCK?

[@ukichu6454]

Insana Hyde iD nOrmAlLy sLaP yOuR fAcE oFf, aNd eVerYonE hErE cOuLd wAtCh

[@justahole8795]

@@ukichu6454 BuT iM fEeLiNg NiCe, HeRe'S sOmE aDvIcE, sO lIsTeN uP bItCh!

[@ohleyer123]

heather chandler is now on my list of roles i wanna play

[@mystiquesnow2379]

Shannon Ohleyer same here but I don't know if I can sing as well as Heather chandler

[@rancidprince3133]

same

[@vdemarzo2375]

Shannon Ohleyer JD is on mine, but I'm a girl, so like, nearly impossible. Veronica would be on mine, but I can't belt high enough. If I use a bitchy character voice I can sing any of the Heathers parts though.

[@xochiltcort360]

Castiel Novak why don’t you just gender bend the characters

[@demolitionloveri]

I wanna play every single character at once

[@spaceyote7174]

The Schuyler Sisters' evil counterpart song

[@spookerience]

omg yes

[@gayw3b763]

Im sorry, but that "Biotch" instead of " B$tch" was EVERYTHING To me😔✋💖

[@amelial6806]

Okay, I love both Hamilton and Heathers but there is literally no resemblance between the Schuyler sisters and the Heathers apart from there are three of them and they are all females.

[@awkwardcupcakegirl4669]

Amelia L ikr

[@elliebee9742]

kinglaurence DEMOCRATIC REPUBLICANS

[@megasauruss]

well, they have similar dress colours. For the Schuylers it's pink, green, and yellow. For the Heathers it's red, bue, and yellow.

[@amelial6806]

SlimeInArt I guess, but their personalities are nothing alike.

[@megasauruss]

Of course. We know that.

[@rogehnim.4018]

I'm just waiting for a musicals version of Just Dance. Maybe I'd be more fit then.

[@katiehusband1505]

I played one years ago called dance on Broadway, for the wii. Fairly classic stuff, you know chicago, rocky horror,lion king, thoroughly modern Millie. It was pretty fun

[@rogehnim.4018]

Oh, cool! I'll have to look that up~ Thanks!

[@rumpleteazerstan9928]

Katie Husband so did I,my year 2 teacher recommend it,it's basically musical just dance but I can't remember it that much because I don't have my wiii

[@rumpleteazerstan9928]

Wii

[@heyitschevonne6322]

meee

[@undisclosednamebecauseofin9068]

"I like skipping gym" same girl. Same

[@Sun-sy7ec]

Listening to this song: ooh typical teen drama peer pressure story The rest of the musical: we got murder, we got death, we got suicides, we got psychos

[@bestbean5664]

While heather was ok, heather was soooooooo much better. Heather sucked tho, she needs to do better next time

[@raisinboi632]

Deathbycats 1234 WHAT?! Heather sucked! Not Heather! UGH UR SO WRONG

[@bestbean5664]

raisinboi63 ÒoÓ how DARE you, heather was AMAZING

[@raisinboi632]

Deathbycats 1234 EXCAUSE ME BUT HEATHER WAS BETTER THAN HEATHER AND HEATHER! SHUT UP HEATHER! wait NOT THAT HEATHER! THE OTHER ONE- oh my god

[@bestbean5664]

raisinboi63 If you DARE disrespect heather again I will FIGHT YOU

[@raisinboi632]

Deathbycats 1234 OMG COME AT ME biAtCh

[@heather8498]

My name is Heather and I sat next to a girl called Heather so my teacher called us “The Heathers” 😂 update: i have that teacher and im friends with the other heather, the teacher still refers to us as the heathers and asked us if we’d seen the film

[@_imnotfiveweenies_]

Oh hello ARMY hru 😊💜

[@heather8498]

The Straightn't Lesbean ayo- im good thanks hru? 😊💜

[@katysikkema]

omg i love that!

[@odd-ysseusdoesstuff6347]

Sorry Heather-

[@jckrnpk3026]

OMG THATS 👌👌

[@lararubio2143]

i haven't even seen heathers the musical, and yet i still listen to the songs

[@nnear2068]

too

[@Joseph-ye1lv]

"This could be us but you playin'", the song.

[@alyssastar5814]

No one: Literally No one: Me: “HONEY WHAT YOU WAITING FOOOORR?!” *At 3AM*

[@NinjaCoto]

It's 3:10AM and I am on reply #3 hahahahaaa

[@whosimaraa]

This is me rn but make ot 2:42am

[@LazyPillowCase]

Its 4:12 ive been replaying this while drawing :/

[@jonataspinheiroferreira9742]

Me tooo

[@jonataspinheiroferreira9742]

Its 03:54

[@kaarinapolly2293]

The fandom scares me as much as the Heathers

[@keonafolsom5392]

Kaarina Polly Are we gonna have a problem?

[@spitjake1364]

you got a bone to pick?

[@ryzel316]

I'd normally slap your face off

[@rancidprince3133]

And everyone here could watch

[@spitjake1364]

but I'm feeling nice here's some advice listen up *b i o t c h*

[@bubblegumvillain3828]

This deserve to be on Broadway

[@thebekashow8026]

For some reason I feel like this is what I would tell my school bully

[@idk-yi3ft]

The Beka Show We have your back

[@thebekashow8026]

@@idk-yi3ft lol thanks