Cannes Report 2015, Day 3: Woody Allen on Irrational Man

[@plbeckman]

Irrational man is a great film. Great writing and Emma stone and Joaquin Phoenix !

[@jacobpeters5458]

no

[@65g4]

look at emma shes saying to herself i cant believe im in another woody allen film he is so cool

[@mathewtoll6780]

I always thought she looked rather unhappy

[@paxwallacejazz]

@@mathewtoll6780 she won't look at him weird

[@TheApril1610]

He is such a legend. The best man ever!

[@Szaam]

Emma Stone is like an artwork.

[@jacobpeters5458]

yeah, by one of those artists that draw incredibly huge eyes for people's heads..

[@finchyfrost9167]

The amazing mind of woody allen we are a proud family.

[@fntime]

G force, it's his mind that works against him! Happiness does not reside in the intellectualized mind. All that does is increase the Ego! Woody is articulate but NOT wise

[@TheApril1610]

The best artist and comedian and wise as well I wish hed be immortal Woody pls live another 100 years

[@juancpgo]

I loved this film.

[@JoaqStan]

Favourite movie!! 🍿

[@TheApril1610]

He is so wise and a genius

[@ExcitedAnacondaSnake-hg8ec]

Wise? When has nihilism been wise.

[@eviola11]

That was an awesome Woody Allen impression

[@darj617]

Just watched this film last night (on the internet of course) and it was great fun. It explores some really dark territory but I'm a very light hearted tone, for lack of a better expression. As always, Joaquin Phoenix and Emma Stone are terrific.

[@densoss]

Emma Stone face is like, omg Woody fuckin Allen is flatter on me! 😊

[@adamlynch164]

Three great Scorpio actors in one movie!

[@paulopilha]

Woody Allen is a legend.

[@comichero2228]

It says Paker Posey on Parker's little sign

[@h.j.w2783]

Emma looks like she's having a panic attack throughout all of this. poor girl

[@fntime]

Probably she was victimized by the degenerate, Woody Allen. Irrational Man, Joaquin played the "Woody alter ego" Orson Wells hated him because he considered him a phony AND he is!

[@CATDHD]

@@fntime there are some assumptions running. Is WA proven guilty? What about presumption of innocence?

[@fellowcitizen]

@@CATDHD Indeed, WA was proven innocent more than once, and the lawyer who made remarks implying some kind of guilt almost lost his licence to practice for breaching the code of conduct

[@AA-sn9lz]

@@CATDHD Woody Allen is innocent. Do your own research. Dylan's story just doesn't add up.

[@jeremyfoster8944]

Woody

[@MoeGreensRightEye]

Correct

[@jacktoui6638]

He hit every point that

[@keepplayingnice]

Oh dear, what kind of goddess is Emma Stone?

[@jv-ep2tc]

the "secret" to a happy life is to have work that you love and to keep on doing it. people always say its "friends and family" but that is such bullshit.

[@fuckenps3]

You say that like it can't be both or different for different people.

[@SelfReflective]

+wanda vel That is true for you, and nothing more. Don't try for all-encompassing, grand theories of everything because you will fail every time. That's where religion goes wrong.

[@jv-ep2tc]

SelfReflective we are all being fed all encompassing theories all the time whether you realize it or not. as a result people live in trances and are not fully focused or aware. the most frequent theory thrown is "friends and family". Reality? friends get old and die and are distracted by their own issues, family moves away or is fighting you for more than their share of the inheritance. that is why I advise creating something you can sink your teeth into like a creative outlet or business or volunteer work, etc. It can be lifesaving. Some people will "get" what I am saying and others won't. I am not seeking your approval on this.

[@fuckenps3]

You mean some people's life situations will relate to your own? Not everyone's friends are the same, not everyone's family is the same.

[@jv-ep2tc]

NDfor SPDadsdas I never said they were.

[@abheeruchauhan7896]

Can someone please tell me the name of the tune at the end of the video? TIA

[@raevnbrd]

+Abheeru Chauhan It's from his Wild Man Blues album; all the songs are this awesome!

[@YourAscents]

Emma seems like she is in pain and taking something for it. I loved the way the light shone through the sides of her huge corneas in The Help. I love the name Parker Posey, too.

[@KristinaMaca8]

what´s a cornea . almost sounds creepy XD

[@walkertongdee]

Emma appears to be contemplating a me too announcement about Woody...

[@Lovver420]

great film

[@CatCasual]

Aw man. They misspelled Parker...?

[@reach2prasanna]

Why do people keep asking the same questions to Woody to which he has answered a million times before?

[@L.M1792]

obviously no one knows.

[@kimokeokeahi8526]

Oy, such self-effacement! Thank you, Woody, for being so genuine. (Unless, of course, this is just an act.) Live long and make at least one more really funny one. (Sleeper 2?)

[@interviewervonartista570]

OMG.... PAKER...I wonder if she noticed..

[@37Dionysos]

OK Woody, we're all free to answer the absurd mystery of being by creating our own stories (one way or another). If meaning came from outside us we'd be bored with it in 10 minutes.

[@singularecertamen3570]

If it weren't for the distractions/cushions that people like Woody Allen create for us life would be unbearable. Great film by the way!

[@singularecertamen3570]

Legal Fiction Natural Fact: Go eat a banana!

[@singularecertamen3570]

Legal Fiction Natural Fact: Give yourself a break, man.

[@legalfictionnaturalfact3969]

"man" "drag". we've been transported to the 60's, folks! "woody allen is a child fucker".

[@singularecertamen3570]

It would seem 'legal fiction natural fact' had nothing to say in the end. Not only that, but he went and erased his entire argument. Humph...

[@TheApril1610]

Does anyone knows artists/comedians similar to Woody? If he dies one day I dont wanna have a nervous breakdown

[@longwalkhome2009]

Well, the reception for the TV show wasn't very good so, after all, he was right...

[@dekubaner]

they missed the "r" in parker posey.

[@matina-4734]

where's joaquin fam?

[@BarbaraAnn]

The Woodman.

[@awareness1971]

I just want to kiss emma watson serious face

[@orsonwelles4254]

awareness1. Emma Stone.

[@MichaelBCooper]

Orson Welles calm yourself, she doesn't care if some random gets her name wrong in a KZbin comment.

[@newwavex8665]

@@MichaelBCooper Actually she's dating the guy who corrected her name in this comment thread

[@MichaelBCooper]

@@newwavex8665 maybe the fellow was onto something

[@lepetitchat123]

Why isn't Woody Allen an antinatalist? he would be a great advocate of our cause.

[@thomasbryant3315]

Parker Posey.

[@tizianoa.sossiproduzioni2462]

Here in Cannes 2002 his first time at the Festival kzbin.info/www/bejne/rGimeIt9qMtpqsk

[@jhock9171]

Emma Stone looks like she'd prefer not to be seated next to Allen.

[@zeroinfinity8891]

3:45

[@lettherebelamp5102]

Emma stone is almost too pretty

[@mrsirman2177]

Emma seems disgusted to be close to that creepy man, I wonder why

[@lotharlamurtra7924]

Joedan Roganson creepy yourself

[@mictlan099]

I want to Kiss Emma Watson too! I didn't like the outcome of the philosophy professor, it was very moral. It had been a perfect crime

[@MELONenSURPRISE]

terrible dutch accent puts me off , i watched the video until guy started mumbling through his snout

[@paulormr]

Stupid movie

[@MsParadiseseeker]

Why then is he wasting the little precious time left to him in lying to himself and to others? Why doesn't he start looking for the real purpose of life and find true tranquillity and happiness which this materialistic world has proved unable to provide ?

[@SelfReflective]

+Azzed Derg Real purpose? Please, enlighten us.

[@MsParadiseseeker]

Well I fear that my answer will chock you but I'm convinced through my experience that the real purpose of life is to worship Allah and obey His guidance. This is the only way to find true happiness.

[@SelfReflective]

Azzed Derg It doesn't chock me at all. I expected an unproven assertion based on an ancient myth written by people who didn't know where the Sun went at night. If that nonsense can satisfy you, enjoy the pablum.

[@MsParadiseseeker]

As for proof it's proven It's only blind people who are unable to see.If you want details I'm ready.

[@awareness1971]

I cant believe dump people like AZzed ..... Watch woodie ellan movie.His movie is for intelligent people....who is open minded....

[@azzouzhassan8721]

woody allen is not tired from this "pessimistic schopenhauer dark humour look at me im artist !" move on those kind of nhilistic caca shit is an old fashion right now!

[@awareness1971]

People are same all the time...Life is same no matter which generation..

[@damonblalack-surfjazzrecor7124]

shouldn't he be in jail for incest and making bad films?

[@fashizzlebadizzle6552]

He's a fantastic director.

[@NinjaOutfitInTheWash]

Chris Von Weinberg throwing around words like that seems a bit hysterical to me. It was his step daughter, and she didn't turn him down. It's a bit weird, sure, but to me that's about it.

[@AA-sn9lz]

@@NinjaOutfitInTheWash it wasn't even his step daughter. Soon Yi Previn is the adopted daughter of Mia Farrow and Andre Previn. Woody first met her when she was 19 years old.

[@judcitizen706]

maybe learn the meaning of words before attempting to use them... You're thinking of Albert Einstein marrying his cousin... Strive to be better informed

[@reach2prasanna]

Why do people keep asking the same questions to Woody to which he has answered a million times before?