100 Things You Could Buy Instead of the PlayStation 5 Pro

[@CaptainAstronaut]

What's something you would spend $700 on instead of the PS5 Pro?

[@popcudson4820]

1% of my college tuition

[@kailey108]

A normal PS5. and Astro Boy

[@TM-45.]

@@CaptainAstronaut a new wiiU gamepad cause mine's broke and i want to play pretendo and the rest some merch of my favourite games.

[@PorgLord]

A sword. Just, a big sword. And a copy of METAPHOR: Re:Fantazio.

[@thesleepiestpanda]

Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance and MAYBE have enough for Radiant Dawn

[@blu3g]

Astro Bot has taught me that it should no longer be about how good your graphics are, but how many bouncy balls you can have flying on screen at once

[@ChamAramis]

Astro Bot also looks stunning, though. Not everything has to be photorealistic to look good.

[@TheMenaceHimself2006]

Steven Universe 💀💀💀💀💀

[@blu3g]

@@TheMenaceHimself2006 what of it?

[@sandrohernandez4401]

​@@TheMenaceHimself2006 I wouldn't even edge to that

[@BoopinSnakeBandito]

I learned that lesson back in New Vegas and Skyrim. You know it's not about the visual fidelity of the sweet roll, but rather the amount of them that can be rendered in a single location without your machine exploding!

[@Klick404]

You could buy 7 shares of SONY stock. That's 7 votes you could have against Sony doing stupid stuff like this

[@Miracle7Seven]

True lol

[@TaniaDlc-z2x]

If you do that your stocks will fall

[@GrainGrown]

@@TaniaDlc-z2x My stuck with fall? What?

[@vvitch-mist20]

@@TaniaDlc-z2x Stocks are stupid and lead to customers getting the short end of the stick.

[@lordhorg999]

Please dont buy stock we dont need stupid people like you running sony.. and sorry yall to broke to get a 700 dollar product yall need to get better jobs than walmart mcdonalds or starbucks😅😅😅

[@VaskoGames]

Instead of getting this fancy console, I think I'm gonna go for that one (1) gatcha game character

[@henryfleischer404]

Somebody's gotta make a game with the same appeal as those games, but no microtransactions.

[@Allukard353]

Xenoblade 2 ​@@henryfleischer404

[@Daftens]

@@henryfleischer404I play those games daily and still don’t understand how people will spend over $100 on them (Unless they are a KZbinr). Especially the gambling part when put into context of the games difficulty and content.

[@josecorzo5517]

Sheep founded

[@epicjeong]

@@henryfleischer404may I introduce you to a little game called Devil May Cry 5?

[@Mene0]

I am not buying it because in Brazil it will literally cost 2 or more salaries worth of money. And I have a good job..not a fancy one but good enough

[@pczb2692]

I ended up saving for a good PC since most games end up on Steam anyways, Brazil is hell if you depend on consoles

[@Aqvinate]

Mano, o salário mínimo aqui tá 1.3k. Vai custar no mínimo +5 salários...

[@RexZShadow]

​@@pczb2692 But nice discount on steam, I always gift my friend steam gift card rather than games coz he gets so much more milage out of them XD

[@xJ4R3x]

In Perú (my country) it would cost like probably 4 times the minimum wage

[@livwake]

You’re not missing out on much lol

[@ImNotGoodAtAnimation]

"you can buy a surprisingly small amounts of eggs" Oh god

[@MacUser2-il2cx]

Depends on where you get the eggs and the brand of eggs. You could even buy a bunch of baby chicks in a Rural King, raise them yourself and get free eggs for life.

[@TabalugaDragon]

also... not everyone lives in the US. Egg prices very much depend on a region and country.

[@GrainGrown]

Eggs? They cost pretty much the same as they ever did, plus the usual inflation.

[@MacUser2-il2cx]

"Eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs."

[@vvitch-mist20]

@@MacUser2-il2cx Yeah. Like chickens lay a SURPRISING amount of eggs so you'll only need like two-threes hens and you can sell/give away the eggs.

[@comerosas]

Fancy graphics are super overrated in my opinion and never appealed to me. I don't care if a game looks hyperrealistic, I tend to greatly prefer games with amazing and unique art direction.

[@Yeedede]

Absolutely agree, most of my favourites are either pixel art or heavily stylised

[@memevondank1197]

Yea its also why most games take up 300 gigabytes and have such insane specs because how could we play a game without seeing the indivisual hairs on the main character ass

[@ali32bit42]

realism is a red herring here. what matters is that the graphics and game play support each other and things be interactive regardless of art style. but they dont do that anymore and give us a stage that looks real but everything is glued together and is completely dysfunctional . realism can look good too if they dont crap all over it by making things ugly.

[@dinoooooom]

I actually do feel like the improvement of graphic fidelity is (or more accurately used to) important, but I also feel like there's a limit as to when it is neccecery to innovate on, and when is it just pushing unnecessary limits for the sake of pushing limits.

[@tchomsdaguy]

​@@ali32bit42 How did you typo that much?

[@aleatorio._]

I was playing Xenoblade 1 for the Wii recently and caught myself thinking "wow this game looks so good". Meanwhile some folks think PS5 games look bad. I will never comprehend gamers fully.

[@YoshiAteTooManyYoshiCookies]

If you think THAT game looks good, just look at the Definitive Edition on Switch.

[@lilili765]

Literally this, people are so obsessed with graphics and like the moment a game is kinda old they write it of as to old and archaic. I thought that majora's mask looked great and ps3 games look like next-gen. I truly don't get people sometimes.

[@Alban_Blade_Memer]

Image of the infinite sandwich moment

[@drakolord]

Never understood it, I own so many games, full 100k+ retro rom collection, jailbroken ps4, jailbroken switch, jailbroken xbox 360, 20+ xbox one, 10+ quest 2, own 900+ games on steam. The whole point of gaming is enjoyment and uniqueness, modern games gave up, they dont stand out, they arent special, they just want money and sell "realistic" low performance visuals to uneducated gamers.

[@glowdonk]

The majority of PS5 games either have unappealing hyperrealism (GoW Ragnarok and Horizon) or an actually pleasing-to-the-eye style (Rift Apart looks hella good)

[@RwnEsper]

That "FANCY!" PSSR technology had me rolling, dude!

[@tchomsdaguy]

More like PISSER

[@misk-ivus2990]

You could buy over 60 indie games on steam and support small developers.

[@Talking_Ed]

I could buy waaaaaay more Than 30 games. Most indie go on sale for 5 or less were speaking about 100+ games if you want for autumn sale which is around the corner and you want to splurge or even more games if you go for older titles. You can literally build a full gaming library with that money lol

[@loloshua]

Fuck dude I love steam

[@AVdE10000]

What disappoints me most about the "no disk drive" thing, is that last generation Sony was so adamant about the importance of owning your games, and the second hand market and all that stuff amidst the Xbox One drm controversy. Remember that "how to share games on ps4" video they made? Yeah, just one generation later and they pulled a complete 180. It was a lie for some easy PR points in the end. Fucking hypocrites.

[@denhawken]

Well you buying on steam and epic digital that's the market... sony still lets you have the option

[@appkeytechology]

Yet all of these "PCs are best" gamers literally are buying digital only. What's your point?

[@user-xsn5ozskwg]

@@appkeytechology Gamers are hypocrites, but since the game's files are actually accessible to you there is a greater level of control and ownership.

[@glowdonk]

@@denhawken Even if it's not completely owning that digital copy, you atleast still ACTUALLY OWN the games you buy on Steam

[@Danewd98sChannelgaming]

​@@appkeytechology At least when a developer delists a game on steam, anyone that already had that game can still play it. Of course, excluding server-based games, but that's a pretty small handful compared to a lot of steam games.

[@thegreatarcanist890]

$30 for a fucking STAND! Are they INSANE?

[@birrock4]

Yes!

[@soleeil-minus-an-e]

30$ for crazy diamond sounds like a steal

[@aTtsb]

not as bad as apple charging one THOUSAND dollars for a monitor stand

[@msanchez1680d]

At least Apple now has competition.

[@mr.electronx9036]

sony copies apple

[@Cyberbrickmaster1986]

"100 things you can buy instead of a PS5 Pro. No.1: A regular PS5 and a couple of games for it" Now that's how you start a video!

[@appkeytechology]

Or be like me and just have 2 on the way and scalp one for 2grand on ebay...done.

[@thSpeedyTurtle]

@@appkeytechologyno one is buying a ps5 pro for 2 grand dumbass

[@Talking_Ed]

Or a ps4 and even more game, ps5 has literally 1 esclusive.

[@Cyberbrickmaster1986]

@@Talking_Ed And yet it's still more than Xbox Series X. No wonder people are saying consoles are dying!

[@Talking_Ed]

@@Cyberbrickmaster1986 Never played on console after PS1 anyway been a PC gamer for the past 21 years, it's not a bad life.

[@aTtsb]

28 copies of ultrakill

[@eavyeavy2864]

🤮

[@JadeNotHarley]

@@aTtsb Ultrakill my beloved

[@Kelp_Shake92]

500 cigarettes

[@Catmuffin12]

Worth it

[@paichni3474]

On the topic of New Blood Interactive games, 20 preorders of the physical version of Faith: the unholy trinity or 46~ on steam.

[@BerzerkerTank]

I don't care how fancy it is, I'll still going to buy like 500 Wendy's Doubles with Cheese instead of that damn paperweight.

[@magic2546]

"With cheese Mr. Squidward, with cheese."

[@_PinkiePie.]

I read this as wendy's mcdoubles and got real confused. and hungry

[@kayef5724]

😂😂😂 paperweight is a good aka

[@umbrionage971]

You could buy 2, yes 2, giant spheal plushies or 2 giant lucarios to sit on your couch and watch you play every single pikmin, sounds fancy dunnit?

[@user-xsn5ozskwg]

Livin' the dream

[@segadoeswhatnintendont]

You can buy every version of every Pikmin game.

[@ChrisJZedStormzone-fz8od]

Or go to your local gaming store and buy a lot of pokemon plushies and hand them out to kids for Halloween or Christmas

[@MGrey-qb5xz]

Sounds g** asf

[@asuraofwrath]

@@segadoeswhatnintendont and the switch to play them on

[@UncleLayne]

For the Canadian price of $960 for the PS5 Pro, ($1100 with the stand and disc drive) I could buy so much god damn beer that my drunken state and the subsequent hangover would last longer than the amount of time it would take for the PS6 to come out

[@chillnspace777]

Ps6 will be the best way to play unreal engine 5 ps5 games 😂 in 4 years Edit: and launch at 800usd 😂

[@Baplar]

With regards to the perceived price hike outside of the USA: Most countries in the world do the logical thing, and actually require companies to include tax in their advertised prices, instead of leaving the calculation and bad surprise to the customers. Fancy that!

[@radical_dog]

But the difference is greater than 20%, which is the tax. We're just getting fucked... well, people who buy this are, which isn't me.

[@Eichro]

There's a nice side effect to the "surprise" though: you get jumpscared with how much your money goes to the government. I wish we had this in Brazil just so everyone realizes how much of our hard earned cash is going straight to some corrupt assholes' pockets

[@VitalVampyr]

Because sales tax in the US varies from 0% to 13.5% depending on which State/municipality you buy in. Also it's actually impossible for a customer to calculate a Value Added Tax because it isn't just a percentage of the price. It's a percentage of the increase in value over the previous form of the product (which is not clearly communicated to the customer). If those countries had a sales tax they very well might just leave it to the customers to work out for themselves. It's not like people who do live in an area with a sales tax are actually surprised by the tax.

[@GrainGrown]

@@VitalVampyr "It's a percentage of the increase in value over the previous form of the product" What the absolute fuck is that and how does that even work?

[@radical_dog]

@@GrainGrown They're saying it's hard to understand the UK's 20% VAT if you know a product is £4 pre-tax. Except you can do the maths as it's a 25% increase, so that £4 product is £5 with tax. Still, very glad it's burned into the prices.

[@vodkaffee4856]

Buy a used ps4, has 99% same games of the ps5 by 1/3 of the price

[@appkeytechology]

Ummmm, what's the point in buying a ps4? I can't resell that for 2grand...are you insane or what?

[@encrylix9092]

@@appkeytechologySony fanboy missing the fucking point What’s the point in buying a PS5 when majority of the games on there I can ALREADY play on PS4?

[@OhMyPoBoy]

@@encrylix9092whoooooosh

[@hellobro-f4l]

@@encrylix9092he was joking i think

[@vodkaffee4856]

@@encrylix9092 you can play the mayority of the PS4/5 games on the switch even, plus like 50 exclusives?

[@coronette]

fancy, but also, I- I just, sometimes think, I don't.. really want to play games where I can see every characters pore? I just want to play cute games.

[@dr.cheeze5382]

I mean, just look at the graphics in the indie games on steam section. My mouth waters just looking at HADES or 1000x And you could run like half those games on a calculator.

[@All_of_space_is_dead]

​@@dr.cheeze5382agree, I beat Hades and other rogue-likes and noticed that 80% of my favourite games have stylized graphic instead of hyperrealistic. Also most of the games I really like are from 2008-2016 period of time

[@JadeNotHarley]

If I had 700 dollars I'd splurge it all on part of my rent. Fancy!

[@buzzboy3106]

Whoa! Slow down there, big spender! Lol

[@hoohoo431]

0:42 thank God someone said it. I knew I wasn't crazy

[@DOCTOR.DEADHEAD]

You can guarantee an entire card set in HATSUNE MIKU: COLORFUL STAGE, like the 3RD ANNIVERSARY CARDS coming next month 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[@1080_daisuke]

or in like, a couple of days

[@DOCTOR.DEADHEAD]

@@1080_daisuke Well, yes. Next month is in fact in a couple of days.

[@liammcnicholas918]

0:52 He was right the first time.

[@hyperstarkage3618]

Yessssssss😂

[@TheMenaceHimself2006]

Based

[@Pedrouiuiu]

But i cant be a pro with the regular ps5

[@MacUser2-il2cx]

You can with the PS4 Pro. :)

[@henryfleischer404]

So? Being a pro gamer does not sound very fun to me- it's turning what should be a hobby into a job.

[@MacUser2-il2cx]

@@henryfleischer404 it's sarcasm lol

[@mr.electronx9036]

pro means profit do you profit from ps5? no? but sony does ;)) PROfit for the Payers paystation get it?

[@henryfleischer404]

@@MacUser2-il2cx I know

[@Snotnarok]

For the price of a PS5 Pro + the other stuff you need to make it complete you're better off saving up for a PC. Your accessories will always be compatible with any other PC or steam deck or laptop or whatever. There's no online fees. There's no backward compatibility because you just play just about EVERYTHING that's come out. If it doesn't work? There's probably a mod- if you don't wanna mod? Then play one of the 50,000 other games you can play. I loved consoles, loved them. Drop the game into the drive and you're playing. No PC BS of having to adjust settings or downloading patches or whatever. You just game. It was nice. Then you started needing to download updates for your game and your console. Oh now you gotta install the game. I still loved playing my PS3 but I realized I was bailing to PC that gen. In the time it took to download an update for the PS3 and my game? I could download a full game on PC. (obviously I wasn't testing at the same time) The simplicity and quick go n' game of console was going away fast. Now games launch broken for days or weeks. And yes that happens on all platforms but at least on PC I can either get a refund or adjust settings till they fix performance or whatever. Also making art and whatever else on my PC helps a lot too. Upgrading in increments when you need instead of spending a boat load every gen is nice and also- you can buy controllers with hall effect sticks on PC and not get stick drift. Unlike Sony, Microsoft and Nintendo. And there's affordable controllers that are good like 8bitdo. $50 for a controller with hall effect sticks and grip buttons or $70 for a controller that's going to fail in a year or so.

[@appkeytechology]

Or be like, ummmm, get a real job and have multiple PCs in your house and multiple consoles...get the inside track, have 2 PS5pros on the way and scalp one for 2k on ebay....i like my idea better.

[@Snotnarok]

@@appkeytechology I've already seen people excuse things away like that. Always online DRM, microtransactions, etc. "Just get a job and stop complaining" Translation: I have no standards and don't mind companies bending me over to take more and give less.

[@ASwagPecan]

Reminder Nintendo Switch is the only console justifiable playing on still of the last decade. Don’t normalize $70 slop games

[@Accountthatexists]

The reason the switch is justifiable, is 1. It ACTUALLY HAS exclusives.....u know the reason u BUY THE CONSOLE 2. It's a good on the go device which is perfect for kids (Reason 1 is alot more important cause the ps5 has like not even 30exclusives while switch has over 50....and Xbox got none💀)

[@Mene0]

Fr. No exclusives on the other consoles save for some very little exceptions(Bloodborne and Gravity Rush on PC when)

[@liammcnicholas918]

@@AccountthatexistsI don’t like what Microsoft has done with Bethesda and Activision, but I will defend exclusive games until I die. Competition is a great thing.

[@TeryJones]

@@Mene0 Probably gonna be a hard *never* on Gravity Rush....

[@meikaishi]

​@@TeryJonesI'm honestly coping that a PC port is being held hostage to release after the movie which Sony hasn't cancelled the plans yet for some reason

[@koolaid33]

12:16 the console is more expensive everywhere actually. I live in Canada, the base PS5 Pro is costing us $960 WITHOUT TAX or ANYTHING else. I did the calculations when they first announced it two weeks ago, including the price of the disc drive in Canada ($100), and the vertical stand ($40), plus the 15% tax rate in Ontario (most populated province in Canada, and my home province), it totals to approx. $1,243 CAD. When you convert that to American, it's just over $922 USD, even though American you'd only be paying roughly $820 USD for the same list of items. So, their charging us an extra $100 in Canada with everything included, and even just the console by itself, no tax calculations, disc drive or stand, we're still being charged $20 more than the US. Sony hates everyone.

[@makeke02]

I am consistently reminded of this guy's immaculate taste in video games

[@YuasBirds]

How to know you're living in a dystopia; When past Parodies of reality become reality

[@MadelineMyujikaru]

I'm still not over the "AI Powered Upscaling" like they really gotta work AI into everything even when it doesn't fit

[@accountid9681]

I mean, actually this is a legitimate usecase for AI, and AI was being used for this before all the hype, but ok. Not saying there isn't a ton of bullshit on the market btw.

[@user-xsn5ozskwg]

@@accountid9681 My issue is they're just rebranding the word "algorithm" to "AI". The tech's been around for at least a decade and we know they're not using a neural network to do it because the power and processing costs would be untenable. They were trying to do the same thing with laptops and smartphones with "NPU"s (neural processing units) but because the wording implies there is a second actual processor instead of just a processor partition it's something you don't see in marketing as much anymore.

[@trashqueen656]

AI upscaling tech has existed for a while regarding GPUs, it's probably just coming with whatever new card the PS5 pro has and not a decision intentionally made by Sony.

[@TM-45.]

It just means upscaling but because its an anlgorithm they can put AI in the name.

[@Rowlesisgay]

I believe dlss is actually based on deep learning (which is what ai usually refers to), and fsr isn't (may be in most recent releases/upcoming one's but marketing corpospeak has made it impossible for me to tell), and pssr is proprietary and stupid and won't tell us. it may well be actually AI based, this sin't a point in their favor of course, they get ai by training it on game footage they only partially have the rights to. AI does in fact fit here, if you were wondering, it's just not necessarily a point in their favor if they were telling the truth.

[@shahryarazad1234]

5:33 funnily enough...hoyoverse made more money than sony did this year💀

[@Rainy_nightday]

Fuck sony

[@JvoltTheDumbStupidBall]

50 $14.99 Amazon Kirby plushies (less with shipping and tax i guess but thats still a lot of kirby plushies)

[@MitchCyan]

I think just had an epiphany or my brain just snapped, but I don’t care about graphics anymore.

[@livwake]

Peak diminishing returns

[@dr.cheeze5382]

Look at most graphically revered games and you'll realize a good half of them are great because of their artstyle, not fidelity. I still boot up Team Fortress 2 or HALO 2 or whatever just to walk around the maps.

[@n7x]

Art style > graphics. I don’t care if god of war or red dead redemption 2 are ultra-realistic, the art in hollow knight is way cooler. As long as the game runs at 60+ fps, it’s good

[@SpringdayAutumnmoon]

46 copies of Super Lesbian Animal RPG (or 70 if a sale's going on)

[@SpringdayAutumnmoon]

fancy

[@RamalhoRodrigo]

Can I get one

[@SpringdayAutumnmoon]

@@RamalhoRodrigo if i had money id be gifting it to strangers way more i tell ya

[@Parfaitcookiestan67]

Now that’s money well spent right there

[@jamwrightiam]

6:10 you can probably afford to by 1 copy of Armored Core 4 Answer

[@user-xsn5ozskwg]

My PS4 sits gathering dust as a fancy blu-ray player because I find game sales on PC are cheaper, but this video showed me that I should probably check out its physical catalogue and see what I can pick up for cheap.

[@blackface-b1v]

Can u tell me what advantage pc has over the ps5 pro 1. Cuz the ps5 pro can run AAA titles at 4k60fps with advanced raytracing for $700 Ur not making a pc that powerful for $700 2. Before u mention the steam library What games are good on pc that aren't already on consoles, minecraft java is the only pc title that I like ngl 3. U can get games for cheap on console too it's called "the second hand market" Reply if u have an answer

[@user-xsn5ozskwg]

@@blackface-b1v It will last you longer, you can do incremental upgrades, piracy is easier, online play is free, you have a much larger catalogue of games, a ToS change won't lock you out of your games or console, and you can more reliably pick up games for cheap since "the second hand market" isn't exactly a reliable or consistent thing.

[@blackface-b1v]

@@user-xsn5ozskwg 1. the pay to play online is a small price to pay for the insane price to performance, after all it's only $80/year or $6/month, which ain't too much 2. I know pc has more games, but how many of them are actually great games, if pc had good games why do they ask for PlayStation exclusives 3. Steam has it stated on their policy saying "u don't own the game only a licence" so u saying pc games can't be taken away is false 4. The fact that u can steal isn't a positive, in fact it's even cuz pc players are so cheap that gta6 doesn't want release on day one cuz rockstar knows y'all gonna steal it 5. Also the "second hand market" is pretty reliable considering 80% of my games were gotten for dirt cheap (around $30) and I haven't been scammed

[@aSquidMin]

Buy a FANCY suit instead

[@haaxxx9]

I can just be like Ichiban Kasuga!

[@twilightfire93]

I'd spend that money on an authentic kimono, tbh.

[@leokicklighter8287]

"You can go to Five Guys! Twice!" that got me good

[@noremfor]

The day average consoles become more expensive than PCs is the day the console market collapses. Also I got to see a PS5 in person the other day and WHY IS SO BIG (saying this as a Switch OLED owner)

[@reilynn7891]

I would love to see that day come but unfortunately we're not even close to that. PC component makers are on another level of greed. Even $2000 isn't enough for a truly high end PC now.

[@arkosh7251]

You can build a pc for less than $100. Ps5 pro is not an "average console" and is not marketed towards casual gamers.

[@asuraofwrath]

@@reilynn7891 we are close its not about buying the best PC parts but rather the price between the console and simerally powerful PC (multiple KZbinrs have built a PC that's only a bit more then the ps5 pro when it comes to price and just if not slightly more powerful)

[@blackface-b1v]

​@asuraofwrath cap The ps5 pro is said to be as powerful as a 4060ti or a 4070 A 4060ti alone costs as much as the ps5pro So either those youtubers cheated by using "used parts" or "third party sellers" But for actual retail prices in order to get ps5 pro specs u need atleast $2000

[@banana5574]

⁠@@blackface-b1vthere is NO WAY a ps5 pro is as powerful as a 4060ti

[@robertlafrance9974]

Ps5 pro what else you can buy over 700$ no disk drive Regular ps5 and slim ps5 (I have a slim ps5 sticking to it) PS4 Switch Pc Xbox Tablet PS3 go to McDonald’s Chick fil a Wendy’s Five guys a lot

[@TM-45.]

You can buy five guys?!

[@robertlafrance9974]

@@TM-45. yeah

[@TM-45.]

@@robertlafrance9974 we in the 1800s now?

[@robertlafrance9974]

@@TM-45. wait noo lol

[@robertlafrance9974]

@@TM-45. five guys the restaurant

[@SacEdits]

“Why do I even bother editing videos” I feel you bro

[@maddy7765]

blahaj spotted :3

[@miaisnotmortyick]

:3

[@stellathefoxgirl3648]

:3

[@liamlikepotatoes]

=3

[@StarQueenHannah]

:3

[@romanc7658]

:>

[@toonblade4231]

See, Captain, the reason you do all that fancy editing instead of that money glitch is cause you have integrity and actually make things worth watching. Never change, sir, your videos are always a joy to watch and worth the wait for 'em.

[@seqka711]

I am so jealous of every person who is about to play every single Ace Attorney game for the first time. They are so goddamn lucky.

[@zatup1chse]

4:44 you can buy 700 copies of Concord in some shops

[@Jaycan]

Mr. Spaceman COOKING Sony's fancy ass right now! 04:16 IS THAT THE GRAPEFRUIT TECHNIQUE LMFAOOOOOOO

[@lilaniloxi]

You could re-buy every game i have on my desktop for the price of a PS5 Pro, probably multiple times over

[@Scorbunzx]

Monster hunter rise+sunbreak, gunvolt chronicles luminous avenger ix, pizza tower need I go on

[@henryfleischer404]

No, you need to work on your formatting. What is sunbreak gunvolt chronicles luminnary avenger ix pizza tower? It's unclear where each game's title ends.

[@Scorbunzx]

@@henryfleischer404 I probably should have spaced it out but still you can get all of those games for about 70 dollars.

[@3ftninja132]

Dude ain't cooking the PS5 Pro, he cooking *EVERYBODY*

[@anubion42]

“All of one piece, like, all of it” Might be the most compelling one here. Outside of just saving 700$

[@poke5887]

the fact you uploaded this legit right before the price of the ps1 themed ps5 is revealed to be over $1000

[@natetheaverage5270]

5:42 Scott the Woz moment

[@Nobody6146]

Thanks on the steam deck sale heads up. I immediately went and bought one before the sale ended! You a real one.

[@CatsLilaSalem]

For the price of the PS5 Pro you can better invest in a pc at that point. If you go more expensive a pc will last for way longer, but even if you go around the 700,- mark a pc can do so much more beside gaming

[@SiguyDoesStuff]

9:58 SUBNAUTICA MENTIONED peak game btw, probably my favorite

[@duskyer]

Monster Hunter World and Rise as well as their expansions are on discount on Steam right now. You could buy both of them for around $40 until October 8. 2 great games and their expansions. Fuck Sony.

[@feniksphoenix8026]

You have no idea how therapeutic this video is for me, after missing out on the limited edition PS5 pro 30th anniversary edition after 5 minutes the preorders opened last Thursday. From the bottom of my heart: Thank You!!!

[@mistrekirin]

[Morgana’s Voice] “Looking fancy, Astro!”

[@murarmight]

What a fancy video! Playing Price at the end, masterpiece

[@xicision2533]

You could buy an amazing drawing tablet (including stand and pen), a few digital art classes, as well as Clip Studio Paint!!! YOU COULD LEARN A WHOLE ASS SKILL WITH THAT MONEY!!! HELL, IT'S EVEN CHEAPER THAN THE PS5 PRO DEPENDING ON YOUR BRAND!!! LIKE XPPEN OR HUION!!!

[@TyGuy9001]

You had me dying laughing with the use of those old Onion clips lmaooooo. You’re impression at the start was also A+. What a Fancy video this turned out to be! Big fan of your takes Captain Astronaut, you’re the best Space Man on KZbin.

[@benjyss8594]

6:02 This is the best joke of the video, it's fancy and I can't stop laughing

[@BanermanArthropide]

The duality of man: Dark Souls, Elden ring, etc. and Monster Hunter Diary: Tales of Poka Poka village

[@ThunderTheYellowJolteon]

"Number one, a regular PS5." Now THAT's how you start a "Things you Could Buy Instead of The PS5 Pro" video. You could also build a budget gaming PC for $700.

[@willjames9]

With 700 dollars you could buy about a third of the DLC for Monster Hunter Rise

[@am_pm.17]

We need a similar video for people buying $999 iPhones every single year.

[@danielmalinen6337]

The thumbnail begged the question; how can a nearly €1400 console only cost $700 in dollars when €1400 in euros is about $1560?

[@Nightxx9199]

Because Sony forces the crap to be sold at a markup in most other countries that isn't America.

[@Touma134]

That fromsoft surprise was a pretty good bit. It's the build up that gets me.

[@Name-gw5sp]

Thats great but how many bricks can I buy with $700?

[@neonfurry32198]

40 things id buy instead of this crap 1: Nintendo Switch 2: Nintendo Switch 2 3: Nintendo Switch Online 4: Hacked Wii 5: Normal Wii 6: Hacked Wii U 7: Normal Wii U 8: Xbox series X 9: Xbox series s 10: Xbox One 11: Xbox Game pass 12: Television 13: Sega Genesis 14: Sega Saturn 15: Sega DreamCast 16: KZbin Premium 17: Robux 18: Minecoins 19: Fortnite Battle pass 20: Playstation Plus 21: Every Ratchet and Clank Game 22: Every Sly Cooper game 23: A NORMAL PLAYSTATION 5 24: A Lamborghini 25: A Wedding ring 26: a 2 story House 27: A job 28: A Music Studio 29: Plush toys 30: KZbinr merch 31: Cheep Movie 32: Theater renting 33: Personal Butler 34: tickets to an MBA 35: Donate the money to a Sick person 36: Help the enviornment 37: try and solve world hunger 38: School books 39: Split it evenly with family 40: *KEEP IT*

[@PickyPiggy180]

You can buy a PS1, PS2, PS3,PS4,PS5, PSP, OG Xbox, Xbox 360,Xbox One, and all the Nintendo consoles from CEX for that price

[@PickyPiggy180]

Including games for those consoles

[@TheDeadmanTT]

Still can't buy happiness. But I can buy a lot of vodka.

[@livwake]

Speak for yourself a month of my antidepressants is £9

[@dr.cheeze5382]

same thing

[@GrainGrown]

@@livwake Where'd you get that, from your local hood corner teenager?

[@livwake]

@@GrainGrown UK NHS

[@finalfroggitapproaches6418]

You can also buy: Harbor Bound (AKA Sydney) a 13yo American Thoroughbred gelding 6 full size air hockey tables 54 Funko Pop! figures 79 tickets to see Deadpool and Wolverine 3 years of Planet Fitness membership 133 boxes of Girl Scout Cookies A Time Crisis arcade cabinet 4 Lewis the Pumpkin Target Halloween Decoration 2 Marvel Legends Daredevil figures signed by Charlie Cox 25 Bugsnax Bunger plushies

[@drunkenskunkproductionsdsp8094]

The fact that a horse that's halfway through its life that can't reproduce is as much as a PS5 Pro is just as hilarious.

[@grfrjiglstan]

Why would I need a disc drive when the PS5 still has no games?

[@Jimboh1637]

1. Jamaican beef patties 2. Dinosaur Chicken nuggets 3. PS3 games 4. Manga 5. Comic books 6. Blu ray of the Crow 1994 7. Salt 8. Local pizzeria pepperoni pizza 9. Empanadas 10. Domino's meat lovers pizza 11. Wendy's combo 12. Dairy Queen combo 13. Books 14. Pepperoni pinwheels 15. 1 million pepperoni bites 16. Trip to Las Vegas 17. A cool jacket 18. Cool shoes 19. New computer parts 20. A portable power generator 21. A ROG ally 22. A GPD win 4 23. Checkers Rally's combo 24. The narc arcade machine 25. The spawn arcade machine 26. Dumplings 27. Wontons 28. Piroshki 29. Chebureki 30. Beef pot pie 31. Apple Pie 32. Peach Pie 33. Pumpkin Pie 34. Chocolate Pie 35. Strawberry Pie 36. Blueberry Pie 37. Blue berry Pie 38. A air conditioner 39. A new phone 40. A VR set I guess 41. A lawn mower 42. 2 mini fridges 43. A cool new barbecue grill 44. A dirt bike 45. A washing machine 46. A new dresser 47. A Terminator Salvation arcade machine 48. House of the dead 49. A air hockey table 50. Carnevil 51. Area 51 arcade machine 52. Light gun arcade machine where you fought ninjas 53. Arcade machine that was a third person shooter between red and blue mech soldiers 54. A cow 55. A pony for my sister 56. A pretty cool air fryer 57. A ice cream maker 58. Gold chains 59. Tattoos 60. Commission custom art 61. Cheese cake 62. Cheese steak from Philly 63. A kayak 64. A trip to the Gateway Arch at St. Louis, Missouri 65. Trip to universal studios 66. Trip to Japan 67. Trip to Italy 68. A new camera 69. A Batman suit 70. A spiderman suit 71. A new laptop 72. Custom T Shirts 73. Baggy blue jeans 74. Baggy black jeans 75. Air pods 76. Work out equipment 77. A new bed 78. Rings 79. Red leather recliner 80. Comfy rocking chair 81. A popcorn machine 82. A snow cone machine 83. A big block of ice so you can have shaved ice 84. A new book shelf 85. A pool 86. Sausages 87. Cheese 88. Bacon 89. Salami 90. Kaiser rolls 91. A projector that connects with your phone/laptop/computer 92. A game boy advance 93. TI-84 Calculator to run doom on 94. TI-Nspire cx to run doom 2 on 95. A water proof go pro 96. My old ps2 library 97. Action figures/custom action figures 98. Art/drawing supplies 99. A frog and supplies to take care of the frog 100. Trips to the aquarium(I like petting the string rays)

[@sparkjunem1859]

You can buy a steam deck. It feels limitless on what games you can play. Even emulators.

[@cosmicspacething3474]

3:30 Agreed, I wish they made a third one Fancy~

[@skystar59-isnt-that-cool]

Fancy ikea shark

[@ZeklorWGD]

Damn 5 guys out here catching strays.

[@Crewface28]

this is what i got last week. loving it 3:42

[@danielsmokesmids]

i think that intro is the fairest description i’ve seen so far. because you can notice a difference, but it’s so small you have to look super hard

[@qwacktrap1459]

With the estimated price of the Switch 2 being 400 to 450 you can buy that and potentially 5+ fancy new games it’ll have over one ps5 pro

[@kenjiii728]

450 for a handheld device to do 1080p and 60fps? Atp I’d rather have a steam deck

[@darkness2k223]

⁠@@kenjiii72860fps+nintendo in one sentence 😂😂😂😂

[@Nightxx9199]

​​​@@kenjiii728Then go buy one. Nobody is making you accept Nintendo. Lord knows half the internet is too stubborn to realize that Nintendo is the only company at least somewhat trying to be decent. But dinguses keep biting the hand that feeds them. And keep getting what's deserved.

[@thoughtfulfreespace]

The PS5 Pro with the PS1 colors is definitely fancy, but what I appreciate most...is the number of amazing game recommendations from this video. The list grows ever more... Honestly at that price you could probably get some cheap-mid priced furniture and make an apartment look a little nice.

[@Hahahbrrrrr]

Just buy a PC for 700$,problem solved. And if you ask me where you'll get your games from,just sail the high seas.

[@fryrob2019]

No thanks. Rather to play on Consoles

[@Hahahbrrrrr]

@@fryrob2019 ok then

[@banana5574]

@@fryrob2019bruh

[@fryrob2019]

@@banana5574 ? I rather console its not difficult to undertand

[@JosephGrindsgames]

@@fryrob2019no mods for you then

[@lordkaos31]

At this point the only noticeable difference in graphical increase is how much storage the massive file sizes take up.

[@mr.electronx9036]

4070 ti super cost in my country like 790 euro. if u have decent cpu and psu in your rig, you can upgrade the freaking gpu lol

[@Moss_Dude]

Highlights before I stopped taking notes: A surprisingly small amount of eggs Every Kingdom Heart; at least 10 times Tifa Lockeheart figurines A Wii U and some games A used 1994 Chevrolet S-10 700 arizona ice teas A year's worth of 7-11 slurpies the entirety of OnePiece 27,000 tootsie rolls

[@niclas3406]

7:01 bro still managed to misspronounce it lol

[@That1One-Guy]

If every company started saying what products you can buy from them instead of buying the ps5 that would be an amazing marketing strategy

[@SetariM]

I bought a PS5 Digital, platinum'd Stellar Blade and Astro's Playroom, and returned it because holy crap the games on PS5 are EXPENSIVE lmao. Demon's Souls is STILL 70 dollars. FF16 is 70 bucks + 25 for the DLCs, and I could get FF16 + the DLCs for 61 on PC! I played everything I wanted to play on PS4, I'm not gonna play it again on PS5... but it has literally zero new games I was interested in. So I returned it and I'm just gonna get a PS5 controller for my PC, FF16 for PC, and Black Myth: Wukong for the PC, way cheaper than on PS5. The meme is real, Playstation has no games lmao. Also, Fancy, fancy, honhon, whatever.

[@TekPlaysEpicGamesOfficial]

I have a PS4 Slim from 2019 and probably wont buy a newer playstation until it either breaks or the PS6 comes out

[@The1Immortal]

Ok I'll do it, I'll buy all these things

[@1-eye-willy]

your bass skills are shaping up nicely

[@RISKYTAP]

0:52 DISC LESS

[@noBody-ue6cs]

5:27 you can get that tifa statue doing the jack o pose

[@treizehk5547]

You could buy a usa japan flight and shit in front of the Sony building.

[@Joewho-uk7tq]

TERRARIA SPAGHETTI ULTRAKILL LASAGNA SEKIRO CHEESEBURGER ELDEN RING SPACE MARINE 2 STEAK WATER FIJI WATER ALMARAI CHUCKIE CHOCOLATE MILK A COMPUTER HOLLOW KNIGHT DEAD CELLS WIZARD OF LEGEND BLASPHEMOUS RISK OF RAIN 2 RISK OF RAIN RETURNS OUTER WILDS TOTK DARKSOULS 1 DS2 DS3 SHADOW OF THE ERDTREE DLC AN ANDROID AN IPHONE AN XBOX A NINTENDO SWITCH A PS5

[@Hababalooo]

GUILTY GEAR

[@gamelegendalpha1737]

STEAM DECK

[@tompeter717]

Imagine 2 copies of splatoon! Heck, Imagine 11 copies and 2 years of online!

[@kokosan09]

"yaoi lawyer" is my fav bit out of all these great bits.

[@poliwhirlking]

Honestly the PS5 pro should have the OG PlayStation colors as it's standard, because at least then people would by it.