Would They Say It? - Smash Ultimate Edition

[@Baconator2558]

I'm going to add fuel to the fire with Bowser and point out that in an officially licensed image, he is shown running segregated bus lines in 1960s USA, so he may very well be the most racist character in the cast.

[@Awesomesufff]

Source

[@Baconator2558]

​@@Awesomesufff"Bowser Bus Lines"

[@justinc.5591]

Isn’t this the same book that showed Luigi as a Confederate?

[@SandwitchZebra]

@@justinc.5591 “Why did they-a fight the Civil War, Luigi?” “It was about-a state’s-a rights, Mario!” “State’s-a rights to do what, Luigi?”

[@lamontyaboy718]

Holy shit I thought you must have been joking but you ain't kidding. Nintendo really did that. Looks like it was an educational flash card or something but still that is real.

[@SpanHam]

I am fully convinced that, if the duck hunt dog could talk, he would absolutely say it, just to be a shitheel and piss everyone off.

[@Thewalliest]

And the ducks would yell it at you as they fly by

[@yellowpower3755]

Bout to turn the gun onto him

[@ZeallustImmortal]

Right? Not even out of any kinda racism, just out of knowing it will piss everybody off. He'd totally get off on that.

[@yellowpower3755]

@@ZeallustImmortal Good thing his game came with a gun.

[@JailSkeleton]

i mean he IS technically black

[@Moss_Dude]

Dude, Isabelle would whisper when she says "frick," there is no timeline where she'd say the N word

[@Gameboi834]

Also, political figure as the Mayor's assistant

[@ProtoMan23]

and even if she was black I'm 100% sure she STILL wouldn't say it

[@Numbabu]

Yep.

[@metal_pipe9764]

Honestly I don't think she even knows what the n word even is

[@lilpetz500]

​@@metal_pipe9764 Isabelle would find out about the word from a report that a "cranky" villager called someone that, and then immediately kick them out and ban them from the town.

[@marcogonzalez9673]

was not expecting so many people in "is Ganondorf black"

[@mushymcmushington7176]

Kazooie 100% keeps a book of emergency slurs in that backpack with her.

[@Pudu2909]

and half of those are for bottles

[@TuftyTaltan]

*Emergency slurs* 😂

[@shinkenger2011]

Nah Kazooie already has all the slurs memorized

[@mariolucario493]

Reminder that there is literally an enemy in Banjo-Kazooie called “Chinker.”

[@rinnnnnnnnnnrinRinOnishi]

​@@mariolucario493amazing

[@gamecubeking]

One of the mechanics Isabelle is tied to is cleaning up the speech of others in the form of resetting villager's custom catch phrases, there is no way she would say it.

[@dusknoir64]

Ridley would say it exclusively to black people, he only says it specifically to upset someone, not because he actually has any particular hatred for them. At least anymore than he does for anything else that breathes.

[@MelodiusRL]

Same with Kazooie tbh

[@ethanlam4706]

So like an in an alt-right grifter/8chan type of way, got it

[@santiagoperez3024]

“What’s up [racial slur]” “The fuck you say to me bruh?!” “Wazzup?!” *stances up* “WAZZUP?!” *stances up too*

[@demi-femme4821]

Ridley says every slur to everyone. When faced with a straight white man, Ridley will start doing research to find shit that oddends them just to say it. He is not racist. He just enjoys misery.

[@andyblanton6570]

So like Kramer.

[@Mr__Jack]

If Sora got lost in the Gummi Ship and accidentally found himself in the Song of the South world, he’d probably say it solely out of cluelessness.

[@insanimator]

Lol this is a great comment

[@Feralcringegob10]

13:22 hello,black kingdom hearts fan here, while there ARE Orginal dark skin characters in the series,most of them are antagonists or dead unfortunately, HOWEVER Sora does go to the big hero 6 world and he DOES have positive interactions with wasabi,so he does know what a black person is. Donald is 100% racist tho

[@TheCrimsonCoon]

Donald was literally in Nazi Germany, bro's Uber racist He was also in the Navy for some reason in DuckTales, so idk

[@CaravanNoobs]

Never forget Micky Mouse did blackface.

[@Hawkatana]

I mean, let's not forget who Donald supported in the 40's.

[@Toadfish10]

Donald says slurs constantly offscreen

[@yellowluma101]

Can confirm, but also wanna add that Ansem the Wise did blackface and Sora did not react in any way. Take that how you will

[@Hamantha]

I was half expecting an “are you going to stop them?” Tier lol

[@_aWiseMan]

That should have been a tier for kazuya and Ridley

[@ZeallustImmortal]

Half the characters would fit on that list lmao

[@Doc27901]

Nah Kazuya would call everyone a hard r because he know nobody would check him

[@RedNWhite2]

Tf are we suposed do if he says it?!?!

[@Mene0]

Yeah. Literally the devil causing ww3(or is it ww4?). He says it with a smirk on his face

[@enigmatic2878]

. . . Bow down, i guess...? ​@@RedNWhite2

[@cjlite0210]

​@@RedNWhite2PMLG > Block Place > Walk off Fair > D Tilt > Short Hop Fair > D Tilt > F Tilt > F Tilt > Footstool Waveland > Push off > Place Block x4 > Short Hop Dair > F Smash

[@Jcecil1035]

bruce would probably tell him not too.

[@opadrip]

Terry is the kind of dude who you'd call if you need a couch moved, he's the kind of guy who plays basketball with the local kids because he wants to be a good role model. He would not say the N word purely out of principle.

[@NerfStriker]

EXACTLY

[@jackkane9679]

He's so cool

[@mythosinfinite6736]

King Dedede should get a "doesn't say it anymore" category. He has a history of saying it 10 years ago and has since cleaned up his act. He puts on a tough air, but is secretly hoping nobody finds his old twitter archives.

[@Awesome084]

I see the optimism, as well as the self reflection you have in mind. Trust me, we agree Dedede is a good guy at the end of the day. King Dedede isnt hateful. Just a victim of older brother syndrome

[@kittyman6201]

You could also apply this to Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong as Donkey and Diddy may, in fact, speak in Donkey Kong 64. True they didn't cuss or anything like it but they do understand and "speak" words.

[@monkeyman5477]

yesss i was thinking the same thing. papa johns energy

[@avocadokin]

yes exactly, dedede definitely said it back in his dreamland days (assuming it exists in kirby obviously) but has grown and is so embarrassed and ashamed it would probably take a lot of prodding to get him to outright apologize but he'd definitely refuse to say it again and say that its wrong to say it

[@spark1400]

Terry wouldn’t just be invited to the cookout, he’d be invited to EVERY cookout. Dude’s the ultimate homie.

[@IAm9Tales]

Ike did say it, but only because Shinon taught him the word without explaining that it's a slur, after Ike learns that it's a slur he never says it and ends racism and has some grits

[@Japonesbello]

The S-word 😭

[@fluffystagbeetle4526]

That was a different slur he wouldnt fall for it again

[@Macer84]

@@fluffystagbeetle4526 He would 100% fall for it again. I adore Ike, but my man has the social intelligence of a bag of rocks.

[@Alban_Blade_Memer]

​@@Japonesbellosword

[@Japonesbello]

@@Alban_Blade_Memer what the sigma

[@cerdgold225]

Palutena wouldn't say it, but she would be the type of person that eggs you on to say it

[@purpleprawler9286]

i read that as "type of person that lays eggs on you"

[@rhysofsneezingdragon1758]

"go on Pit, say it."

[@Trydell_0]

“Does Sora know what a black person is?” 😂😂😂

[@starcriture]

This made me laugh, not one ounce of melatonin in this universe 😭

[@Rammy_Latin]

​@@starcriture melatonin 💀

[@starcriture]

@@Rammy_Latin OH SHIT 😭

[@Jacob_G9]

@@starcriture WRONG, Big Hero 6 World in Kingdom Hearts 3.

[@astercorsiglia9391]

​@@starcriture Ansem, Xemnas, Xehanort and Odin

[@DaSheepKiller]

Kazooie has absolutely said every slur ever, and made up her own.

[@Iapere02]

She probably would say “gongledonk” as a slur

[@I_Am_Piranha]

Mythra would definitely use the "I have black friends" excuse

[@Hawkatana]

And by that she means Minoth.

[@DriverNeku]

Perun would not cosign that usage, but she IS an Aegis, so what're you gonna do?

[@angeldude101]

Honestly? I'd just put her in Gamer-tier. Looking back though, there are a lot of NPCs in XC2 that have dark skin. Corrine is probably the clearest example (other than Perun). Aside from skin-color though... I feel the need to quote Tora from Corvin's Blade Quest: "Marcel is big racist."

[@corrinflakes9659]

She only awakened immediately after the one black party member died base game. Food for thought. Also for other protags. Melia: no (political) Lora: probably not Jin: no, cookout is my interpretation as he sympathizes with historical baggage of the word. His poetry is n-word free. Noah: probably not. He doesn’t even know it and would oppose using it on introduction. Mio: probably not. Even if she knew Taion (has black VA) much longer, she is too considerate/sweet. Matthew: “I have an N word pass”. In similar situation to Little Mac. But his descendants eventually are black (both Monica and Ghondor II even have black VAs), but he can’t. Elma: is explicitly black, beyond “Is Ganondorf black?”

[@Cpt.Stickerno0dle-iu3ok]

Chapter 4 and Torna Mythra definitely would say it. Pyra would never though

[@burbusburbus8782]

If wario is one thing, it's a business man. Maybe not a great one, but i think he'd get Close to saying it, realize the PR scandal, then back off quietly

[@user-xsn5ozskwg]

Alternatively he knows he can profit off the outrage

[@quinndepatten4442]

Byleth hasn't said it because sothis reverses time when before she can face the consequences

[@SonicSanctuary]

@@quinndepatten4442 real

[@doomsdayrabbit4398]

Too bad that isn't true for the former male VA!

[@thehayze259]

Shouldn't Steve go into, "Can be black?" They even added a canonical black player character into Minecraft recently.

[@_aWiseMan]

Steve is a separate character tho. Both in smash and in Minecraft. He's not the player. They just have him as the default male skin. But considering what he does to the native villagers.........he may be in the "invented slavery" tier

[@nerbulent]

they also had that racist af black steve in old pocket edition with the wifebeater and gold chain. for what it's worth.

[@Edgeperor]

​@@nerbulentwtf they did that?

[@nerbulent]

@@Edgeperor correction: it was in the legacy console edition. he was called "athletic steve".

[@doodlesyoru2108]

5:55 Ness also beat the gangsters in order to beat and then become friends with their leader, which basically caused the town to pardon them, making him technically unoficially a member of the Sharks because he's one of Franky's friends, an act that was basically done out of tough love. Franky also even prayed for him at the end of the game. Ness ain't no opp, he's a real one.

[@elliciencias2197]

He a brotha

[@TONyjustRoCks]

Damn never knew Ness put in work

[@mr.fingerwithasmileyface3584]

Terry Bogard is invited to the cook out tier cause he goes around his city helping everyone and do i need to remind you that he plays basketball

[@fluffystagbeetle4526]

"You can tell by these lists who has and hasn't played fire emblem" truest words ever spoken

[@darrenmacqueen9884]

I'm pretty sure this guy hasn't. He puts Link and Hero in the "can't talk" category for being silent protagonists, but gives answers for several Fire Emblem silent protagonists.

[@fluffystagbeetle4526]

@@darrenmacqueen9884 Lol you are the guy who doesn't play FE. None of the FE reps are silent protagonists. The closest is Byleth but in every support conversation with him theres still dialog options that characters react to and he has full lines and everything in Three Hopes.

[@darrenmacqueen9884]

@fluffystagbeetle4526 I admit Three Houses was the first one I played since Radiant Dawn, I assumed there were others. I thought I heard Robin was. But Byleth is a silent protagonist. Just as silent as Link. Link also gets dialogue options. And I don't play the Dynasty Warrior style games. That's not canon anyway. Just as canon as all the Zelda manga Link talks in. Plus he gives answers for Ness, Pokemon Trainer, and so on as well. There is just no consistency here. They are also silent protagonists just like Link and Hero.

[@fluffystagbeetle4526]

@@darrenmacqueen9884 Ok well I am not making the argument about Link. I think the tier byleth is in is fine

[@darrenmacqueen9884]

@fluffystagbeetle4526 Me too. It's the inconsistency that bothers me. If he's going to give Ness, Mario, Byleth, Pokemon Trainer, etc, answers he should do the same for Hero and Link. They are all silent protagonists. The "can't talk" tier should be reserved for characters who canonically can't talk. Like Pokemon, Kirby, etc. I never played Dragon Quest, but Link can talk.

[@Paprika_Real4]

My history teacher once saw a Nintendo themed history coloring book where there was a drawing of mario and Luigi, With mario being the civil war union and Luigi being the confederate…

[@Alias_Anybody]

I don't think this would be officially sanctioned by Nintendo, lol.

[@rhysofsneezingdragon1758]

​@@Alias_Anybodyit's real. It also has Bowser as a segregationist.

[@zed54]

Being a politician is not a deterrent from saying it I fear

[@loadeddice4696]

At least we know Peach won't say it on camera. God only knows what she's talking about behind closed doors.

[@DKdrop]

I interpreted that tier as “would be careful that nobody’s recording them when they say it.”

[@RandoGrunt]

She was based as hell in SMRPG when calling the weapon creatures lowlifes and that line wasn’t removed in the remake

[@DuskLegend]

⁠good.

[@tobin2.0]

During the time the games came out i feel like most Politicians in the West stopped using that kind of language

[@RENBA_XL]

11:30 Joker cannonicly said it TWICE On persona 5 strickers and on smash while using his side special charged

[@gavinatorthegr835]

Ima be straight honest with you. Side special sounds NOTHING like the n-word. That man CLEARLY said Eigaon. Now, Strikers... my man's is looking guilty.

[@derpycows671]

The "You Aight White Boy" image alone was worth the video

[@Domonocdoctor]

olimar has canonically smoked weed, could be pushed to say it

[@tacticaljunk1608]

Smash Dedede is voiced by Masahiro Sakurai, so Dedede would not say it. Also there totally should've been a tier for "doesn't know what that means" Piranha Plant definitely knows what that means, he just can't speak. Rosalina literally would not know what racism is. And I feel like Bayonetta definitely listens to hip hop and would totally sing along uncensored. "How do the Americans put it? "bust a cap in yo ass?""

[@MrMetal-xe8lg]

Your take on Bayo is 100% canon

[@FixTheWi-Fi]

Genuinely just heard that in her voice as i read it wtf-

[@HelloAaugh]

Bayo would love cupcakke i fear

[@thegamingsnail5119]

6:30 BRO, THE ICE CLIMBERS ARE CHILDREN

[@artblockblue]

Not confirmed

[@emanuelgarcia41]

theory. Not stated or canon

[@gianlucasabatini2817]

Unfortunately didn’t mention Dark Pit literally being called Black Pit in Japan

[@cheese_vviz]

You really should add a "doesn't even know what the word is" tier tbh

[@doodlesyoru2108]

6:00 Lucas should be invited to the cookout, as: • he doesn't even know what the N word is • has a black friend (Reggie), whom he indirectly avenges by fighting the literal Nazi pigs that destroyed his house • fights actual nazis and the racist peddler that turned Tazmily Village into a cyberpunk dystopia

[@Wario_loves_Garlic]

Wait, hold on, rewind the fuck up... NAZI?!

[@skld-xm]

So real. Also something of note is that Reggie is a pretty racist caricature of a Black person so we should question Itoi

[@cyncynshop]

Agreed! Lucas is our anti-fascist king!

[@doodlesyoru2108]

@@skld-xm Not really. Reggie is a pretty cool guy. I do think his appearance is stereotypical, but it isn't really racist

[@skld-xm]

​@@doodlesyoru2108 I... believe it still to be racist; the exaggerated appearance, while it's likely no harm was intended, still comes across as racist. More so a reflection of internalized racism from Itoi and the prevalent issue of Japanese representation of BIPOC. However that original comment was a bit of a joke, because I know Itoi didn't mean anything negative and I can look past that :) (tbh it has been a bit since I finished MOTHER 3 so I'm not sure if his stereotypical representation extends further than just his appearance)

[@TheMCGibson]

You forgot that the duck hunt character is not only the dog and bird but also the person behind the tv using the blaster therefor he's a gamer

[@koramora]

I'm proud of how close to "almost not late" this video is

[@GDRhythmic]

Oh hi didn't expect to see you here lol 👋

[@chucklebutt4470]

someone should make a BPT joke. I won't because reasons.

[@AlexDayz]

5:10 You can take a language class in Pokémon Scarlet and Violet and Pikachu says “Piggah” as its ’angry voice’. I’m not gonna imply what it means but like, cmon…

[@KallMeKomi]

"Even though sonic is black" that was so quick and subtle that killed me! XD

[@WuhHuh]

Apparently Sonic’s voice actor in his OVA is black, but even besides that, Sonic is currently regular frenemies with Shadow. Also, Sonic’s core character trait is believing in freedom for everybody, so he would DEFINITELY not say it.

[@DWN021]

He didn't even have to clarify we were all just expected to understand

[@darrenmacqueen9884]

@@WuhHuh That was Martin Burke who is white. But Jaleel White was, I believe, Sonic's first ever voice actor in 3 different cartoons in the 90's. And he was black. I am surprised they didn't get him to dub the OVA though since he was THE English voice for Sonic back then. Until Sonic Adventure came out.

[@Mr_Meme_Guy659]

Sonic's middle name is literally Maurice you can't convince me he ain't black and I'm not joking

[@CreationsFlare]

Sonic being a lightskin is unironically what a solid chunk of the community joke about. And I believe it tbf.

[@camelpimp]

I gotta say it's nice to have a smash video made by someone who has actually played Fire Emblem

[@Vicvillon]

“Ken MASTERS?” got me really good 😭😭

[@vaporcranberries]

Hey! It’s Vic! Hello!

[@kaycee7738]

_Woah is that _*_THE_*_ VictorianVillain_

[@totallysquared3336]

this was an unexpected sight

[@ChargedBonsai98]

I was not expecting to see you here

[@Vicvillon]

@@totallysquared3336 i have collabed with astro in splat streams for many hundreds of hours in the last 5 years !! he’s a great guy

[@JamesTheAce0]

Game and watch should go in the 'does not talk' tier. He can only produce beeps and boops. Physically incapable of saying it

[@brucewatkinson5254]

Grits! In the case for Terry, he's the guy who everybody in South Town calls when they need help moving their couch. Just a regular cool dude that will be wrapped up dealing with a world ending threat one moment ("Another mysterious monster butting in? Wouldn't be KoF without it!"), but will will be spotted hanging out with his mates playing beer pong at the PaoPao Cafe or to play a round or two of basketball for fun. Oh, and he's also an adoptive father that is trying to raise his kid right. Yeah, he's the sort that gets invited to the cookout in my book.

[@ehhorve857]

right, about that, does anyone, including the kid, care that terry adopted the kid of his fathers murderer after said murderer died?

[@brucewatkinson5254]

⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠@@ehhorve857 In the case for Rock Howard, he knew of his father's existence, growing up living a modest life with his mother in a small apartment, and was once interested with getting to know him. But when his mother contracted a rare disease, Rock tried his best (and failed) to nurse her to health. As her illness worsened, Rock went to Geese Tower and met his father for the first time in his life, pleaded for medical aid and told him that Marie desperately wanted to see him. Geese would have nothing to do with the matter and sent Rock away. Marie reportedly died the same night and Rock has had a grudge against his father ever since. When Terry and Geese had their final confrontation in ‘Fatal Fury 3’ and following his death, Rock had a complicated mix of loneliness and joy knowing that his father died. Naturally, Terry began to feel the weight of the consequences of his path of vengeance for his father, learning that Rock was Geese's son. After the tournament in Real Bout, Rock challenges Terry to a fight, which Terry quietly accepts. Though a beginner, Rock kept up the fight from day to night, as something awoke inside of him, being inspired by Terry's will to carve his own way through life positively. Impressed by Rock's fighting spirit and hoping to put the past behind him, Terry adopts Rock and they begin their travels together. While their relationship was soured somewhat after the conclusion of Mark of the Wolves (Rock learning Geese had a brother and said uncle claims Rock’s mother is still alive, etc), I’d say Rock is fine with Terry being one of the few positive role models in his life, especially when Geese told his only flesh and blood son to bugger off.

[@ehhorve857]

@@brucewatkinson5254 daaaaaaaaang. what a jerk. man, terry's the best, y'know that?

[@goranisacson2502]

@@brucewatkinson5254 Man, I hadn't played the original Garou but Geese REALLY is a bad egg... pun intended because I gotta lighten the mood somehow after all that.

[@Magic_Mango]

4:46 There's an episode of the Kirby anime where the Waddle Dees are stuffed into vending machines and sold as slaves, with one of the characters even specifically mentioning slavery 😭

[@Rex10111]

Kazooie would say it just to get a raise out of someone then go "why are you so mad? its just a word!"

[@Rammy_Latin]

@@Rex10111 I love Kazooie but you so right, she seems like she would be one of those "it's just a word" people ugh

[@StarkMaximum]

There needs to be a tier above "Would say it" which is "Would relish it", and the _only_ entrant is Kazooie.

[@Vikt-vg8nz]

@@Rammy_Latin it is just a word dawg no one's forcing you to get offended 😭

[@SillyLilFella]

I could see some characters saying it not out of actual racism, but to get someone tilted in a fight so they aren't able to focus properly Falco flat out just says it and gets away with it though

[@Awesome084]

Thank you for getting King Dedede correct. He's not an evil man, he's like an older brother teasing his little bro. And like a good brother, stands up and helps when it goes down. Dedede is a good boy

[@aquamarinerose5405]

It's interesting how much Dedede has changed over the years.

[@darrenmacqueen9884]

@@aquamarinerose5405 My assumption is he was always a good king. That time Kirby thought he was stealing everyone's food, he was probably going to door to door asking for donations for the food bank. Dedede is a good guy.

[@aquamarinerose5405]

@@darrenmacqueen9884 I mean... I'll strongly disagree with that mostly because I think from a narrative standpoint the idea that he seriously had to learn to go from a selfish ass to a genuine King is a great arc that I won't have erased.

[@darrenmacqueen9884]

@aquamarinerose5405 But so early in the series we see him trying to protect the kingdom from Nightmare by removing the star rod. And Kirby just assumes Dedede is being evil. Which just makes me think Kirby just had the wrong idea about Dedede from the beginning. Isn't the last time he assumes the worst of Dedede and goes after him either. I haven't played EVERY Kirby game, but the first game is the only one I know of where Dedede is actually seen doing anything bad.

[@dysr]

@@darrenmacqueen9884His way of dealing with Nightmare in Adventure was pretty terrible though, showing his selfishness at the time by not considering the consequences of his actions or just asking Kirby for help (Meta Knight at least had the excuse of testing Kirby). He’s also rather unnecessarily rude to Kirby in 64 and plenty of spinoffs too, so it’s no wonder why Kirby falsely blames him in Squeak Squad, which is later quite nicely rectified in Star Allies.

[@IxXGDplayerXxI]

0:49 lmao💀

[@Salaaaad]

It is well known turtles will attack black colored objects. Bowser and Koopalings being racist seems about right.

[@Tracks2008]

I wonder why though? Do they think it is food or a threat?

[@espelhodasconstelacoes]

@@Tracks2008 I think they perceive it as a threat. That classic cat/cucumber rivalry

[@Fizzsama]

So many videos like these can be…let’s just say “troublesome” but this was not only very light hearted and fun but also surprisingly accurate. Guess it helps to have someone knowledgeable about the characters (especially FE omg that section was so refreshing)

[@reeseseater12]

Idk about Pit, he's not an edgy gamer, guy is way too wholesome. He's not online playing FPS, it's hard for me to imagine him saying that like the shittiest gamers do. But the guy is fucking clueless as hell, I could see him singing along to a song or he heard someone else say it and just repeated it not knowing what the word meant, think Jackie Chan in Rush Hour when he said it. Just like that

[@Gabriel-lh7gy]

pit uncontrollable crying after naming a chicken [279] in stardew and getting called out

[@sweetumami1338]

pit goes yippee when palutena lets him drink coca cola and play fortnite

[@wurtknurte7283]

Pit advocates for eating floor ice cream.

[@reeseseater12]

@@wurtknurte7283 and @sweetunami1338 exactly, you think someone like that is dropping a hard r to be edgy? No way

[@NintendoFan7141]

Yeah, I feel like considering their personalities in Uprising, Pit belongs in the "Singing Along to a Song" tier and Palutena belongs in "I have an N-Word Pass" tier.

[@HyperScepterOfficial]

12:20 Min Min would say it accidentally because there are a lot of words in the Chinese language that sound like it. For example, Ni Ge Ge (pronounced exactly how you think it is) means “your older brother”

[@lennyfacebutnotreally3198]

Min min, talking to Mario: Hey there! How is your... I forgot the word, uum... "你哥哥" doi-? Mario: My what?

[@Snt1_]

Captain astronaut at the start: "The N word pass isnt real" Captain Astronaut when Kazuya shows up: "You can have my N word pass"

[@SemiColin-Yt]

Daisys original design was actually very tan so it makes sense that she has the pass

[@Png_gaming]

Mythra should be in the “Gamer (derogatory)” tier.

[@LilithNadyaCrow]

Mythra should go in the klan member tier.

[@yellowasp]

6:34 "say drake, i hear you like em young"

[@ZunkleFunkle]

5:01 Falco says it because he's Italian-American but he "grew up in the hood"

[@ZunkleFunkle]

Oh lmao basically what you said about Mac

[@SuperMonaLisaBros]

His mom was a guido.

[@Midnight-siege04]

6:35 is crazy! She is a child 😂

[@winnerthecoolguy2009]

Bowser you can't say that NOOOO 😭 0:50

[@LiamR-pg7od]

Mairo kart is rated E by the way nintendo

[@XenoverseCoverGoku]

Bowser puts the N in Nintendo

[@Darigosh]

Wich one ​@XenoverseCoverGoku

[@XenoverseCoverGoku]

All of them.

[@WakaWaka-Pac]

Atleast he sounds happy while saying it.

[@idbadgeman5943]

Dude, Mario is an Italian plumber from Brooklyn… ofc he’s said it

[@rjd1922]

Ganondorf only has N-word privileges if he adds "sand-" at the beginning.

[@dr.uselessYIIK]

This is one of the most effortlessly funny videos I've seen in ages, I love it

[@Hawkatana]

As someone who checked the lore of Fatal Fury (and KoF), Terry should be invited to the cookout. He has the grit to make it there.

[@MaybeeBizarreSummer]

I second this

[@itsaxel_]

Said the same thing in my own comment but him and his friends consistently support a black-owned business, and he's beaten the shit in twice of Geese Howard, who is definitely a racist. So, I agree.

[@aratherbritishdinosaur]

Ridley would absolutely say it. He can talk, but he chooses not to most of the time so he appears as a mindless beast, so enemies underestimate him. But he has destroyed entire planets and committed enough genocide to make Hitler and Genghis Kahn shit their pants, Ridley would have absolutely no bother saying the hard R. Also what do you mean by "Sonic is black"? This is new information.

[@venusstar2963]

This is gonna sound real racist but Sonic runs really fast, can't swim and his favorite food is chili dogs. Name one white dude who's favorite food is chili dogs.

[@megapokesonicx]

Megaman being a robot is programmed to be a good boy by Dr. Light, so he wouldn’t say it at all, physically being unable to say any slurs.

[@sunbirth4795]

Duck hunt dog is absolutely thinking it.

[@victoriasavoia9919]

Terry is famous form the KOF tournaments, so i think he would be in a position like captain falcon

[@ricardoludwig4787]

On the other hand, isn't south town basically Miami

[@chidaluokoro9104]

@@ricardoludwig4787 fatal fury characters are from florida lol

[@griefingg0lem685]

@@chidaluokoro9104 Terry's main rival is also a capitalist.

[@ducksaucebutagoose925]

11:43 I think i saw some video of strikers gameplay where joker is switching personas so when you switch between two at the right time he says it

[@Paraster]

"TTYD Yoshi would say it" (laughs in Google Translate)

[@scorchedsniper]

Book of Mario: Thousands of Doors Moment

[@bluekirby_64]

...Vegetables.

[@Rhubarb120]

"Hey, Gunsales...

[@purplettu2844]

I got flashbacks when he mentioned yoshi kid lmao

[@Jx_-]

Didn't know Book of Mario got down like that 💀

[@jackatk]

Bro it’s crazy how Nintendo made a whole series of games about monkeys who listen to rap music 💀

[@johb3930]

???

[@Yxazel]

Terry is the kind of guy that wouldn't say it to be an example for the children

[@doodlesyoru2108]

@@Yxazel Yeah and he would definitely be invited to the cookout

[@Wario_loves_Garlic]

9:47 "If you're racist against everyone, you're racist against nobody."

[@zacharywooden2113]

In Book of Mario: Thousands of Doors, a TTYD Google Translated mod, the Yoshi Kid drops one if they’re your active party member when you’re about to face the final boss. Obviously non-canon but one of the funniest parts of that mod IMO and I felt it would be a crime not to mention it.

[@RandoGrunt]

The witch was rejected!

[@renanmarcilio4677]

Oh, Fatguy703 and friends' reaction for that, with Darkk screaming "WTF" and the string of panicked "NO"s and taking the game out of the stream from Fatguy, will always make me lose my sides laughing. It went from "haha everyone is horny" mod to "oh no" in a flash. And it totally fits Yoshi Kid personality.

[@pumpkinhead8071]

Now if my brain serves me right. Ridley ate samus's parents to regenerate himself and, in a descriptive edplicit manner, pointed out to samus what his body used their remains to regenerate.....before attempting to kill her.

[@KennyFrierson]

Incineroar feels like he would say it if he could

[@adamlodge8093]

He’s based off hulk hogan of course he would

[@alexpotts6520]

Being the heel, he'd be generally edgy/"ironically" racist, except if he's in deep Trump hillbilly country when he suddenly become super-woke. Basically whatever pisses off other people the most.

[@Wario_loves_Garlic]

0:48 Him, and the guy that said "Eggman Nega!"

[@Squirmychair]

I’m going to disagree about daisy. I feel like she says it all the time and claims that there’s nothing wrong with it because “language is a construct” or some bull

[@jackripley3906]

Based

[@369TurtleMan]

daisy says it all the time yes but it's because she's a chicana

[@Kitty255Again]

it is a construct but that doesnt really cover things unless youre debating a depressed teenage boy

[@BonitoJoe111]

Daisy is a very ghetto princess. Who's going to dare argue with her anyway?

[@DuskLegend]

It’s not bull it’s true

[@ketimporta6057]

my man whipped out the bass for extra style points

[@DOCTOR.DEADHEAD]

The "political figure" tier implies that their title would stop them from even saying it in private and/or among friends, which I do NOT agree with lol

[@celloj3703]

Bowser needs his own tier “Already Said It”

[@yourweirdplant]

Yeah that's the tier he's in. "Has Canonically Said it"

[@sweetumami1338]

dark pit is afro latino, argue with the wall pit can’t say it tho he’s like “this apple juice got me bussin oooh chile” and magnus says “you can’t be saying that, white baby.”

[@woobgamer5210]

If Viridi was in the convo, she'd totally say it. She's racist to ALL HUMANS

[@Highest_Mortal]

Not arguing, don’t bring out the wall, but why?

[@Zordyn]

Dark pit would say he's pits DARK side

[@sweetumami1338]

@@Highest_Mortalhis theme says it all to me

[@Highest_Mortal]

@@sweetumami1338 theme slaps but I don’t see the relativity

[@dunkleosteusterrelli]

3:19 most Gerudo are “black”, Ganondorf is a Gerudo the reason his skin is green is **theorised and widely accepted it's a side effect of black magic or whatever, his mother (or rather, mothers, I guess?), Twinrova are literally witches and have green skin too we could infact say Ganondorf is black and he probably would say it, occasional hard r too, ngl, just look at him 😭

[@Wario_loves_Garlic]

GANONDORF IS A GERUDO. THE SAME FUCKING RACE OF THE CHICKS-ONLY VILLAGE.

[@ITzaMii_]

Minor correction, Kirby CAN talk in the games (the anime where he only says "poyo" isn't canon). His main phrase in the games and Smash bros is "Hai" which translates to "Yes". Also, the flavour text for the sleep ability in games like Return to Dream Land and Triple Deluxe are written in first person from Kirby himself. Either way, he's way to pure to even know what a slur even is.

[@doodlesyoru2108]

Boy is too pure to be racist :3

[@malum9478]

he'd say it by repeating what someone else said because he's a literal baby

[@rmg480]

​@@malum9478 And there wouldn't be a damn thing anyone else in the roster could do about it. Don't get into Kirby powerscaling, you'll see him for the absolute lovecraftian abomination he is...

[@milliondollarmistake]

I'm pretty sure Kirby saying hai is literally just him saying "hi" considering he stares at the camera and waves.

[@meeb_consumer]

4:40 No, the waddle dees aren't slaves. He cares about them like crazy. He actually sacrifices himself for a singular waddle dee in forgotten land. (Yes, a singular one. Not even a group of them)

[@TwoHeadedMeerkat]

Roy would _absolutely_ say it. His personal skill in the Heroes spinoff is consistently just racism, giving him a boost in power whenever the user isn't using any shapeshifters on their team. ... ...Although his mother could be a dragon, so he _does_ have some degree of deniability. Byleth can choose to aid Claude von Riegan, whose goal is also ending racism, so they probably wouldn't say it, but Claude is also the type to jokingly give them the n-word pass, and Byleth is socially dense enough to believe him and say it in front of people. Ike however has called Ranulf a "subhuman" when he first met him, which is derogatory for Laguz in Tellius. This _is_ because it's the only way he was taught to call them, but he's still technically said it

[@MattTOB618]

4:09 Actually, it's established in several places that Kirby _can_ talk; he just doesn't do it often, or it's not audible most times he does. • Kirby Right Back At Ya has him audibly speaking some words (at about an infant's level), as well as calling out attack names • Kirby's Avalanche has him speaking in full sentences in every single cutscene (though this was a Puyo Puyo reskin developed by another company, so IDK how canon it is) • the manuals for Kirby's Dream Land 3/Adventure/Tilt 'n Tumble either describe the pre-game story scenarios where he talks, have him directly talking to the audience, or have him describing game mechanics • Kirby Super Star has him about to tell Nova his wish, but Marx knocks him aside and gets his own wish granted instead • Squeak Squad and Star Allies have pause descriptions where Kirby describe his own abilities or give quotes ("Let's beat this guy already! After that, lunch and a nap!") • He visibly converses with others in Kirby 64 and Mass Attack - just with no voice or text box, like with other conversations elsewhere in the series (such as in Planet Robobot, where the devs confirmed that Meta Knight was yelling in a cutscene where we only see him nod) • Return to Dreamland has him participating in conversations with Magolor, though we don't ever hear directly what Kirby is saying • Mass Attack also has his disembodied soul speak to his body ("Kirby! Follow me! We can fight Necrodeus together!") • Epic Yarn has him speak in some cutscenes ("This grass feels funny. It feels like... pants.") • Heck, he even has dedicated voice lines for his copied Neutral Specials _in Smash_ (Pikachu/Pichu's, Ness/Lucas's, Robin's, Shulk's, etc.)! And Smash was made by Sakurai, who also made Kirby! Therefore, I would change the ranking to "Probably not", considering he's still very young/innocent, and is also (usually) very kind.

[@insomniacnerd5592]

This reminds me of the time I nearly got jumped in middle school because I was a clueless moron and someone asked me how I’d pronounce Niger, the country, pointing it on a map in the hallway. Got sent to the principal and was asking what I did wrong in tears, man. I was a naive kid.

[@shadowking5785]

Poor Nia. Oh well, it’s fine because you haven’t seem that Titan before so you were just confused.

[@cameronspence4977]

Fun fact: "niger" (niy-jeer) means black in latin. However this is not how the north african country was named. One possible source of the country's english name is from the Egyptian geographer Ptolemy, who wrote of a wadi-gir in modern day algeria, and ni-ger, in the approximate area of what is now Niger, which are bodies of water in north Africa

[@Ligmamonkey]

Damn, your school must've been violent af

[@sonoftheway3528]

Simon and Richter are probably from a time from before the word even existed.

[@a-sad-secret-death]

Ok I actually looked it up because I was bored and it really does depend. The first documented use of the n word was in 1574, and simon and richter's games are set in 1691 and 1792 respectively. However, the first recorded use of it being a slur specifically was in 1775. So they'd probably both know of it, but in different contexts.

[@milliondollarmistake]

Simon probably wouldn't know it but Richter would

[@paintedpig3021]

Kazooie is actually a gamer, in nuts in bolts she's playing a Xbox 360 in the opening cutscene

[@metaridley2911]

She and Banjo are also morbidly obese in that same intro, so yup. 100% gamer.

[@malum9478]

oh it's over

[@doodlesyoru2108]

@@paintedpig3021 > xbox 360 she must have screwed so many moms and said so many slurs

[@shealupkes]

she was 100% sending people messages on xbox online filled with slurs and death threats during her spare time

[@creepypastakingthedragones3679]

thing is there is official nintendo art of bowser running a public bus system teaching about rosa parks with mario and peach boycotting it

[@plasmagamer1771]

Where?

[@venomgaming7014]

Falco calling people monkeys? Who does he think he is, Frieza?

[@BonitoJoe111]

"ARE U GONNA LISTEN TO THAT MONKEY?"

[@venomgaming7014]

@@BonitoJoe111 *WHO YOU THINK YOU IS, FRIEZA?*

[@ZcareKrow]

3:07 Ganondorf is from the Gerudo Valley So Gerudos are Black

[@YT-Lucas]

Daisy would say it, while she grits her teeth and tells a story about the one time she was on public transport.

[@ricecream777]

8:44 WHAT! SONIC IS BLACK?

[@Wario_loves_Garlic]

Idk, Sonic has a black skin, but I don't know what he's talking about

[@125friends8]

Some people think Sonic is black, some think he's white, I think he's blue. You're free to think whatever you want.

[@MagolorFromKirbysreturntodream]

Heavy white boy energy but he would definitely claim to have a pass from Knuckles and he’s definitely a gamer

[@guardiank3077]

Sonic definitely would say it due to not understanding a word from an alien language (mockery in random sounds which sounds like the language's n word)

[@verppurp]

Sonic is fast fast=black Sonic = black

[@RoninCatholic]

Wario would say it entirely TO get you to try to attack him because he'd think that's funny, and even if he lost the ensuing fight he'd think it was worth it just to have hurt someone's feelings so easily.

[@Radiodragonofdoom]

Okay that clip of Bowser made me choke on my drink. I was NOT prepared to hear that today. 😂

[@riahlexington]

“Is Mr. Game and Watch Black?” I…I never thought to ask this.

[@Mopro-tm3rc]

Manga Kirby’s a menace. And nobody’s powerful enough to stop him from saying it.

[@StylusShade]

Disappointingly, KH never goes to The Princess & the Frog. Major missed opportunity.

[@songohan5866]

Agree. Needs to happen in 4 or a future game.

[@Duskool]

It was more important to represent Hercules in every game

[@pr0_gam3r37]

9:42 If you think that Punch Out for Wii was racist, just WAIT until you play the original NES/SNES games...

[@pr0_gam3r37]

Also you're one of the only guys I've seen (especially in the Smash community) who has played Final Fantasy/FF7 while having not played any of the kingdom hearts games, usually it's the other way around lol (which I find extremely weird considering that such a large amount of Kingdom Hearts has to do with Final Fantasy/Final Fantasy characters)

[@GeorgesStuff-]

Nah the arcade Punch-Out 💀