Captian Kirk Wields a Giant Penis - Star Trek

[@LordBicen]

in case you were wondering... thats Ted Cassidy who played Lurch on the Addams Family...

[@ellnats]

cool

[@jamesdarwinsmithii7039]

Thought So!

[@elfpimp1]

Yep, and who'd have known he could do nurse Chappell impersonations SO WELL?! ;0)

[@nazmoking3171]

I recognized his voice at one point and then looked this up for validation.

[@walterszewczyk9024]

Wow, you guys are right, does look very phallic indeed, LoL 🤣 🤣. Never occurred to me growing up, LoL 🤣🤣.

[@styledliving]

0:31 Kirk's turn to say, "Oh My.."

[@NemeanLion-]

Was Shatner on cables in that opening shot? I knew Cassidy was an athlete, but he yanked Shatner up in the air like a three year old kid.

[@theman2017inc]

NemeanLion that’s wat you call SUPERHUMAN strength

[@cliffcox7643]

Kirks helps to "jump into his arms, which makes it easier for him to lift.

[@gnoldi]

@@theman2017inc I believe you meant to say Megastrenght.

[@baileylynn6481]

@@cliffcox7643 still,Shatner was at LEAST half his weight. Add the weight of Ted's costume to his own 250 pound body,he had to be strong as a bull to be able to do this

[@TheKitchenerLeslie]

@@baileylynn6481 if you watch him, he had supreme fast twitch muscle reflexes... guys that big are generally not that spry.

[@jamesroach8841]

It's kind of hard to forget this scene where the guy who played Lurch plays a robot who imitates a woman's voice to trick Kirk out of hiding. I haven't seen it since the 80s and I still remember it. And I still get a kick out of those painted foam insulation sets they used whenever something took place underground, with that operatically multi-colored lighting they were always using in this series. Acromegaly, by the way, is the name of the condition that gave Ted Cassidy, and others, that distinctive look and size.

[@watchgoose]

except it affects middle-aged people, whereas Ted began growing unusually tall in his youth.

[@polarbear4612]

@@watchgoose acromegaly can begin even in young people

[@rexnemo]

I remember watching it in the early 70's there was nothing like it on TV . I think the closest to it was The Forbidden Planet which was a film which still looks incredible after all these decades .

[@Cola64]

Even with His 6 inch Heels on Kirk Still Didnt Reach His Chest

[@PxThucydides]

Six foot eight.

[@polarbear4612]

Remember the episode with the planet killer that looked like a giant joint!

[@Qwufi]

Im just watching TOS for the first time. When i saw this i immediately searched for it to check Im not the only one who see that. I wonder did they make that shape on purpose? A bit trolling from the 60's?

[@DarkShroom]

i recon genuinely an accident, it happens in TV quite often there was the thing about the little mermaid phallus... it's our mind that looks for the patterns

[@tomthompson5686]

Sherry Jackson as Andrea...mmmm smoking hot!

[@golden-63]

On fire!

[@robfut9954]

Had he attacked head first with it instead of with the shaft he surely would have been victorious...

[@ShooterMcgavin119]

Makes sense. Dude saved the enterprise like 20 times in three seasons, with just the power of his magic five inch love bone.

[@highstepperARF]

Man! Ol' Ted Cassidy was strong!

[@marcellodasilvarego8690]

era uma roupa acolchoada

[@offgridislandfamily]

That's one flexible stalactite!

[@dektarium]

So that's where Blade Runner got the idea for the climax scene between Deckard and Batty...

[@mtgmtg3090]

For a giant he moved really fast.

[@TheKitchenerLeslie]

If you watch him, he had supreme fast twitch muscle reflexes like Bruce Lee... guys that big are generally not that spry.

[@felipearmas1389]

TED CASSIDY WAS A GENTLE GIANT OF 6.9 feet He dies in 1979..Very Young Unfortunately..

[@LightenUpMcGraw]

So is this the part where the pizza guy comes in?

[@communist-hippie]

damn. kirk getting some beatin today

[@bodeine454]

I'm binge watching TOS at the moment and just saw this episode and thought the same damn thing, lol. I decided to KZbin Ted because I'd remembered an interview that he was in and after I watched it I scrolled and behold, here it is! I wasn't the only one who noticed! 🤣

[@omniexistus]

I seen Kirk fight the Gorn I've seen him fight Noonyan Soong, I've seen him tossed around by Spock, but Iv'e never seen him so easily overpowered like this.

[@kath2934]

They must have known what they were doing..probably in fits of giggles on set

[@jackpayne5101]

The best of it is its pink as well 🤣

[@cheryldahl9192]

THis makes me want to watch all of them... lol

[@browsman2328]

A very sexual episode, at one point Kirk was also spinning nude on a giant turntable.

[@mathematicaleconomist4943]

I wonder if Ruk is scared of Kirk?

[@yrdusernamesiwanttak]

He knows what his holding 😂

[@benjaminschneider4555]

he thinks fuck the damn robot! 1:12

[@MiaRyanne]

It could also be "the Captain's log".

[@jamesroach8841]

MiaRyanne That;s so dry it's wet,. But I have to admit that comes to mind almost every time Kirk speaks an entry to it, but not when Piccard does. Janeway would keep a double log.

[@WhispersOfWind]

MiaRyanne CAPTAIN'S FOG, har har har.

[@richardwright8189]

After all these years i never realized it. Lol

[@marciocamilo1722]

Me too

[@skippyyoung7872]

The title alone gives it two snaps up and a circle! 🤣🤧

[@hightops77]

Captain Kirk… Where are you? 😂😂😂

[@yrdusernamesiwanttak]

As he holds his giant rock 😒

[@MrDaleplan]

you rang ?

[@anthonylicausi3566]

ummmm, I think I saw that for sale recently at the Pride Factory

[@3912James]

0:15 Spock...SPOCK!!!! Kirky NEEDS you baby!!!!!

[@bibfortunatv9303]

I swear it was just a stalagmite

[@MAGGOT_VOMIT]

*Gaybama screams at the tv, "Michael's is Bigger!!!"*

[@highstepperARF]

Ol’ Ruk moves pretty fast.

[@walterszewczyk9024]

Wow, you know what? It does look very phallic indeed? Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣.

[@PaulMcCaffreyfmac]

I wonder if Ted Cassidy and Ed Cassidy are related

[@thespiritdog]

Hey, that's Lurch, From The Addams Family

[@redshirtveteran5688]

Funny how another Lurch shows up in TNG.

[@richardfeynman5560]

@@redshirtveteran5688 That was maybe Carel Struycken, I'm just guessing.

[@redshirtveteran5688]

@@richardfeynman5560 The second Lurch, yes. ... Though I suppose he was Lurch after his appearance in Trek.

[@georgehazel8175]

"Dildo assault"! 😄😆🤣😭

[@Murcans-worship-felons]

Damn Clydesdale!

[@golden-63]

*You just know the crew did it on purpose!*

[@gelfling6]

Uhhh.. Yep! Someone in Props wasn't too happy with Bill that day....

[@63someoneelse]

Oh ! Comme il le soulève ! 🤣😅trop drôle 😘

[@andysummersthxcinemaandmyc7748]

Captain Kirk I can 1:03 get it up.

[@kevincrouth9446]

Within the closing credits of this episode it lists Captain Kirk as played by William SHAFTNER. True STORY.

[@waterdude125]

I only faved for the end lol

[@lilbriggsy1]

who is the big guy reall life name ?

[@watchgoose]

Ted Cassidy

[@MsCuriosity37]

This has to be the weirdest episode I have ever seen. I wonder if the creators knew what they were doing Is this why there are so many bottom Kirk fics?

[@thomasnuedling9167]

I'll bet he does!

[@MasterMacLeod]

I just can't.

[@kevincrouth9446]

Was that prop made of VULCANIZED Rubber?

[@grouchosfoil7509]

By golly it did look bad..

[@iloveDUKE794]

haha he totally looks like he's about to be raped in that very last scene XD SPOCK! go save your captain ;D

[@80sruler]

Haha

[@windows7rocks1]

It's also Majel Barret as Lxwanna Troi's valet - interesting that they are both in this episode.

[@watchgoose]

nope, Mr. Homm was played by actor Carel Struyken

[@robertknight4672]

Unfortunately Ted Cassidy passed away in 1979 at the age of 46.

[@PaceFilmsProductions]

Still, its pretty cool that both Lurch's were on Trek.

[@andysummersthxcinemaandmyc7748]

Its okay 0:40 I have firm grip of it.

[@lilbriggsy1]

he looks like my dads twin :L

[@zoyataylor]

omfg !

[@marcellodasilvarego8690]

ruk é um andróide

[@sb12083]

I lost it at 1:01

[@sanjeewasks]

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[@79goldmaster1]

got some warts..but yes that's a prick!

[@cj7girl280]

ROFL.. Was Captain Kirk his Woman? :p

[@Zeyf13]

So... so dirty. AWESOME!

[@1LightWarriorPrincess]

LOL