CAQ̂IR: A Cursed Conlang (for real this time!!!)

[@rextanglr4056]

fun fact: the word for "easter bunny" in caq̂ir is just bopping yourself on the head 13 times, unless you happen to be holding an egg, in which case it's completely silent, like the word for "tooth fairy"

[@syro33]

mmm, is it also allophonic to "the queen of England?"

[@bacicinvatteneaca]

@@syro33 you mean homophonic?

[@hensleydodson5733]

@@bacicinvatteneaca do you mean homophobic?

[@alexxxxxxis]

​@@hensleydodson5733 do you mean homosexual?

[@MURDERPILLOW.]

​@@alexxxxxxisdo you mean bisexual

[@copbabycombo1311]

This is my native language. Never thought about how weird it is that we have among us letters.

[@farleyharper1270]

is the barfing phoneme /🤮/ common in your daily speech

[@CutieWolf-359]

@@farleyharper1270At least in my native dialect, /🤮/ is usually pronounced velarized and foodized.

[@farleyharper1270]

@@CutieWolf-359 🤣🤣alimentarized

[@ionatizonismyocrinthia]

The phoneme /আবগই/ is in my language, called Skibidibopmmdada.

[@zidanidane]

making dialects for your conlang is seriously one of the most artistic moves

[@cloudy28]

idea stolen from shidinn

[@tvvd57]

⁠@@cloudy28What’s shidinn

[@hya2in8]

@@tvvd57shidinn ma pants hnnnnnghhhhghgh

[@AnAverageItalian]

This language has a fucking Ace Attorney letter case Awesome sauce.

[@colbyboucher6391]

Not gonna lie it is _shocking_ to me how this cused conlang thing is getting so much participation. Like, I still don't know who's idea it was or what the rules are or anything, all I know is there's a LOT of people in on it

[@cloudy28]

probably because this is the SECOND cursed conlang thing. the first one was a year ago and obviously a lot of people saw it later and thought it was cool but didn't get to participate in it so when it came up again everyone immediately got to work

[@powerLien]

the contest is run by a youtuber named agma schwa, if you want to look him up

[@szlanty]

the TMBG “is that a letter” letter for the ungodly cluster is amazing

[@szlanty]

HELP ERASER FROM BFDI EMOTION

[@szlanty]

oh no “the action of turning into Dream” is the BFDI group scream overall 12/10 great language, will make sure to draw a circumflex over a Q

[@heatheretaithaha]

what the actual fricative

[@handdurger2658]

extensive guide on how to make sure everyone knows you've lost your marbles for good

[@Pombpenbaa]

i know that exact electric company skit you referenced, I thought nobody else remembers that show. Danny Rebus in the best.

[@cloudy28]

that just makes me wanna scream! in fact i think i will!

[@cadextheclock24]

not only does Cade× mean time, it also means clock, and Cadexa[Recipe for Turnabout]7♑ means steampunk (it can also mean posh/fancy/gentlemaly or "cadexcore"), and Cadexɥupʍ means to sob, and Cadexɥupʍʍpuɥ means sob emoji

[@cloudy28]

eeyup

[@kneeslapperanimations]

The Boys: aiAia Danny Rebus: E

[@Songbird12]

This is definitely my new favorite conlang just for the chaotic nature 😂

[@m90e]

“Chapter 4our: The chapter that cares” I got that and the Thalasin reference instantly lol

[@cloudy28]

there are so many references in this entire thing lmho

[@cattothecat4]

This is absolutely objectively undoubtedly the best conlang of all time

[@poxie2637]

imagine streaming playing a game that requires both hands and speaking this language 😂

[@hunkydoodle2374]

Imagine if you were stuck hanging on the edge of a cliff and you tried to call for help with this language. You'd have to let go with at least one hand in order to point to someone to ask them to help.

[@JesusRocksTryPrayin]

Yeah, 10 seconds into this video I knew it'd be a weird fun watch. Language is fun and interesting, many teachers aren't.. NO OFFENSE TO ANYONE The guy who made this video should be a professor... Like; if being a prof wasn't a generally crappy thankless job.. Content creation seems more fulfilling, I can see this channel doing well too!

[@cloudy28]

omg thanks that's too much xD i haven't even colleg'd yet

[@Garfield_Minecraft]

9:35 na and... pona? awen awen is that toki pona anu seme? bona👍⭐️⛳️

[@cloudy28]

i mean the video does say some of caqir's vocabulary is derived from toki pona but then again there's also vocabulary from stuff like python and c++ so

[@Garfield_Minecraft]

⁠@@cloudy28do you speak c++? only language i speak "python" :3

[@sachacendra3187]

Why did i stumble upon this glory only now ? May CQ̂ have mercy on me.

[@cloudy28]

Things I forgot to mention: CAQ̂IR has the same features of speech as English, and the same, if not similar, grammar particles. The word for "is/are" is not written before adjectives. Despite CAQ̂IR having the same syntax as english, its vocabulary is less broad, you might not be able to find a different CAQ̂IR word for each english word in the sentence you're translating. And yes, I did say CAQ̂IR has a lot of inherited vocabulary, but that's mainly for useless overspecific stuff. Carl Caesarsalad went to CAQ̂IR jail because he criticized this beautiful conlang. IT DOESN'T NEED CRITICISM IT'S PERFECT /j Video errors: any "r"s in CAQ̂IR words should've been ʀ there's no phonemic finger pointing in the "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" word the "8" in the word for power in the sample sentence isn't bold italic

[@hensleydodson5733]

blud you just hearted your own comment that's illegal you'll go to CAQ̂IR jail

[@dadonix61]

/j stands for just saying the truth

[@xzscvbnm]

i wasn't expecting to hear the aiyaiya from bones in the translation and it took me really off guard lmao

[@Eyeiu2i2]

11:48 eraser jumpscare

[@heichan8657]

i laugh at 9:38 too much than i want to admit

[@angrycreeper123]

Hot this is so hilarious, I loved watching it

[@lennartdahlback]

Perhaps the hammer symbol could be changed to a letter cluster as e.g. nippl-e.

[@MatthewMcVeagh]

This isn't just a cursed conlang, this is a cursed attempt at making a cursed conlang.

[@ericktorresrodriguez]

1:21 the vowel /i/ in particular also has an extremely elongated variant, which is pronounced: *breath* E

[@yernus]

Ah yes, being bonked by a nasalized inflatable hammer

[@cloudy28]

you hold air in your nose and then you let out that air from being bonked

[@mikubrot]

9:33 SEIJA SPOTTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@sonicwaveinfinitymiddwelle8555]

1:28 gnome playlist

[@skeelr311]

actually really liked this one hha great job dude

[@kmojz99]

13:38 "Vöt gil is ve ry stu pid" 💀

[@Rgrechko736Official]

Ikr thats insulting to vötgil

[@psygamez7727]

16:15, I burst out laughing when you started singing bones

[@MrFreakHeavy]

You're telling me we get to unironically WRYYYYYYYYYY with this language?

[@dwarf17342]

i was in the middle of typing a silly mean comment about "what about dorcelessness and nage what if i need to express those in my sentences" but then you fucking had them already you are amazing

[@cloudy28]

if you get every single reference in the video you win a prize

[@DrawingBoi-24]

Someone needs to make Caqir Alphabet Lore right *now!*

[@kirilvelinov7774]

Pokerlang Vowels(suits) Consonants(numbers) Pronunciation: AXOY Club(oe) Spade(a) Diamond(i) Heart(u) IZEHSGTBQ(1-9 is best) S(silent) I(p) G(m) Z(t) T(n) E(k) B(ng) H(w) Q(y)

[@troydear3444]

>Crusading for a Turnabout >Turnabout Storm i know what you are

[@cloudy28]

i am so bronying rn

[@troydear3444]

I hate that those series are what got me into Ace Attorney

[@cloudy28]

@@troydear3444 lmho it's the same situation with my friend actually and that friend got me into BOTH mlp and ace attorney so that's saying something

[@AgainMliny]

This exact conlang is inspiring me to make a jokelang of my own, thank you. (Don't send me to CAQ̂IR jail)

[@xinemily8153]

I don’t know how to pronounce /ꙮ/ because idk is it a vowel or a consonant. ꙮ is non-existed in consonants and vowels. Also, which CAQ̂IR language belongs to (I meant country)? This is not a real language. It’s a fanmade language. Like Ihatemysalf

[@cloudy28]

you know there's a term for "fanmade language" right they're called conlangs

[@JohnSmith-of2gu]

I'm used to cursed grammatical cases but this magnitude of cursed LETTER cases is new! Also the suffix to convert an adjective to a verb is pronounced "loli" and given how cursed everything else is with cursed references I can't be sure it is not a reference to certain NSFW materials. I noticed a little reverb in the audio. Brings to mind you speaking in a grand echoing hall which is appropriate for a mad scientist. Finally, that semi-emoji syllabary at 15:06 is brilliant!

[@cloudy28]

the "loli" is supposed to be a reference to the schoolhouse rock song "lolly lolly lolly get your adverbs here" i clearly did not think of the implications

[@cloudy28]

also i might do a video on "syllabaries be like" (that's what the syllabary is called) in the future, who knows lol

[@JohnSmith-of2gu]

@@cloudy28 Fair enough, I suppose it's actually me who has the brain rot. Sorry. And yeah a video on that syllabary would be cool.

[@ginnrelay]

9:33 gets you an instant like from me

[@rextanglr4056]

SPOILERS this got 16th place

[@miscellaneousrat4049]

8:09 i know “ghoti” is a reference to something…

[@k1j1j1j]

As I See It There Is No Issue With Speaking In Such A Manner As The One Represented Here

[@robloxuniverses9912]

I love the middlecase idea though they made 3 more cases…

[@rextanglr4056]

yes

[@ARobloxPlayer72227]

I love that thai script is in abomination section and pronounced gibberishly

[@romenyesayan3855]

14:04 I wheezed at this part 🤣

[@mattheworchard481]

Once, I came up with a random funny sentence "Don't make me say the Q with curcumflex word" before knowing about CAQ̂IR. Coincedence? I don't know. I want there to be a swear word in CAQ̂IR that starts with Q̂.

[@mattheworchard481]

*circumflex (IDK if editing the comment removes the heart)

[@Poopick]

Raven and writing desk probably has something to do with edgar allan poe

[@zulalbokret1332]

the bee in CAQ̂IR language is Dit8🇶 ♏i ♑ e1🌞 or /ditəqmineiʃ/

[@danielkover7157]

It burns the eyes! O_O

[@jericsaeyoung69]

1:27 *EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

[@Garfield_Minecraft]

E5

[@JohnSmith-of2gu]

Did I hear a "Luigi time" in the bee movie translation? Also "Eqqina" (erina) is a Keybop reference I think?

[@villainmicrotonal]

9:32 seija

[@onepersonintheuniverse]

1:41 Frick.

[@haXXiGD]

11:49 NO WAY THALASSIN REFERENCE? HOLY FAJOINKUS

[@janelaplays]

This might be my dream language

[@hunkydoodle2374]

Does the phoneimic finger pointing also mean that if you can't see the speaker you have ignore them, even if they are pointing at you? Or are you allowed to hear them since they are still pointing at you?

[@cadextheclock24]

i approve

[@kirilvelinov7774]

Katsumotonese Latin(capital and lowercase) Example:Phph not PHph Georgian(unicase)

[@yafyafyaf]

I love it

[@thehackking4419]

Seeing you put Ghoti, i assume you watch Vsauce 😂

[@thiagokawano1618]

Note: for numbers above 10, you can use your feet.

[@hensleydodson5733]

We Type Like This Because We Are From Ages 1 To 97104 So We Have An Iq Of Five

[@MURDERPILLOW.]

2:57 i havent played that game in years

[@antoniocreator3772]

5:42 - it is atcually versalete

[@mightyxt]

Might as well go to CAQ̂IR jail then.

[@aooga9995]

this was fucking hilarious

[@emmycheeto303]

9:33 Seija!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😱😱😱😱🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨

[@t33nspirit3d]

Average linguist mental state

[@BaldiReycaster]

β͡ǃ͡ɖ͡ɦ͡ç͡ŋ͡ɱ͡ʝ͡ɦ͡ʝ͡ð͡ɾ

[@Aras14]

11:48 that do be eraser Edit: and on 14:11 isn't that their sound effect (they definitely use it a lot)

[@kirilvelinov7774]

Cursed conlang Reverse poker abugida Letters Clubs:eu(Ø) Hearts:oo(V) Spades:ah(A) Diamonds:ee(I)

[@MatthewConnellan-xc3oj]

0:09 Well, I don’t have either of those, so who cares.

[@abarette_]

6:41 "W ɯ w :uoh:" Excuse me, what the fuck?

[@mattheworchard481]

*😭hat

[@Rgrechko736Official]

😭hat the fuck💀💀💀💀

[@miscellaneousrat4049]

“ghoti” meaning “fish” is a reference to m.kzbin.info3ipFdRfFvK4

[@FarzanaFathima-t4e]

Is P2na = good WAIT> I FOUND A WIRESD LANGUAGE IS THE TOKLE ONA ALSO I SEE IT SMIL EY LOGO

[@kirilvelinov7774]

Morning musume conlang Vowels Normal a i u e o Cute(followed by h) ah eh ih oh uh Angry(capitalized) A E I O U Angry speech resembles screaming Length is mandatory in these tones Normal consonants p t k b d g m n r w y s z ch j f h ng Cute(half pulmonic) consonants ph th kh bh dh gh mh nh rh wh yh sh zh chh jh fh hh ngh whh(moan) Angry(double pulmonic) consonants P T K B D G M N R W Y S Z CH J F H NG RR(trill) There is also a glottal stop Q(in all three tones)

[@IcheeCOTC]

I don't write in all caps, so I write in Title Case instead.

[@_profile]

What is the 2763th person called?

[@cloudy28]

guy D, obviously. every other person is guy D

[@axlsnow5569]

0:56 why does he look and sound like anthony padilla from smosh

[@zakronthesheep]

how do you nasalize the hammer bonk

[@cloudy28]

stick a picture of a nose on the hammer

[@amadeosendiulo2137]

Tre interesa stulta filmeto mdr

[@bonelessChillies]

Oh god

[@ÞörmsjælðArchive]

Lehl

[@mattheworchard481]

9:38 Tokɪ Ponɑ Referencᴇ!?𓅱 10:34 grave converts a grid item to a zombie, verg converts a zombie into a grid item oh wait this isn't pvz, and finally gendeʀʀʀʀ which converts anything into a pronoun.

[@Rgrechko736Official]

Gender converts everything into a pronoun💀

[@FluffyJett]

My Phoneme words is: /ꙫʞ̬ꙫˬɢʘˬɦçʬꙫɦ/ /hõ˨˦t̼̚ɹi˨🗣️🗣️e˦!ã ŋ͡!!o˨je˨˦t̼̚ʙ̥u˨͡˦c̚/ /β͡ǃ͡ɖ͡ɦ͡ç͡ŋ͡ɱ͡ʝ͡ħ͡ʝ͡ð͡ɾ/ /ɥ͆.ꞎʩ...ʭː*ɦ̪͆m͊m͆./

[@_profile]

11:48 tee th

[@You302]

14:47

[@ÞörmsjælðtheSecond]

6:22 alephabeat souabrgkekfkgjrjdjdkfjcisjwbqoqjdopqqqq

[@bunnyrblxx]

Qq

[@jadendavidson3860]

There's this new language on the block called Goofy Ahh Language and it borrows a lot of words from Caq̂ir and other cursed conlangs. You should repay the favor by borrowing their word for Georgia as ᚌvprt🄲cvn(The First Turnabout).

[@tombenshalommoshe]

Ama tttttttttttttttttttttttttttt asdsihduhas9ud adiH9gbhbmnיחHGGHふ🥵ｊｈget out dsgfdgdfgdgdadhguhygUYGygUYGuygUYguYGUYguyGUYG8uY😣😣GUguygUYGuygUYguyyTGUYguyGUygUYGuyGSGGHTGBטWe’re no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment’s what I’m thinking of You wouldn’t get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa goeaeaeana ron around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We’ve known each other for so long Your heart’s been aching but you’re too shy to say it Inside we both know what’s been going on We know the game and we’re gonna play it And if you ask me how I’m feeling Don’t tell me you’re too blind to see Never gonna gi:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::ve you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt yʘu"; EA sports, ITS IN ThhE get out translate: good video bro (on a february with 3 lacoz (not lacos(not tacoz(not tacos))))

[@You302]

14:58

[@eggplant4367]

ėëÿüiïöäġŀżċ

[@eggplant4367]

Sſ

[@You302]

14:54