fun fact: the word for "easter bunny" in caq̂ir is just bopping yourself on the head 13 times, unless you happen to be holding an egg, in which case it's completely silent, like the word for "tooth fairy"
@syro33 Жыл бұрын
mmm, is it also allophonic to "the queen of England?"
@bacicinvatteneaca Жыл бұрын
@@syro33 you mean homophonic?
@hensleydodson573311 ай бұрын
@@bacicinvatteneaca do you mean homophobic?
@alexxxxxxis8 ай бұрын
@@hensleydodson5733 do you mean homosexual?
@MURDERPILLOW.7 ай бұрын
@@alexxxxxxisdo you mean bisexual
@copbabycombo1311 Жыл бұрын
This is my native language. Never thought about how weird it is that we have among us letters.
@farleyharper1270 Жыл бұрын
is the barfing phoneme /🤮/ common in your daily speech
@CutieWolf-3599 ай бұрын
@@farleyharper1270At least in my native dialect, /🤮/ is usually pronounced velarized and foodized.
@farleyharper12709 ай бұрын
@@CutieWolf-359 🤣🤣alimentarized
@ionatizonismyocrinthia4 ай бұрын
The phoneme /আবগই/ is in my language, called Skibidibopmmdada.
@zidanidane11 ай бұрын
making dialects for your conlang is seriously one of the most artistic moves
@cloudy2810 ай бұрын
idea stolen from shidinn
@tvvd579 ай бұрын
@@cloudy28What’s shidinn
@hya2in8Ай бұрын
@@tvvd57shidinn ma pants hnnnnnghhhhghgh
@AnAverageItalian Жыл бұрын
This language has a fucking Ace Attorney letter case Awesome sauce.
@colbyboucher6391 Жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie it is _shocking_ to me how this cused conlang thing is getting so much participation. Like, I still don't know who's idea it was or what the rules are or anything, all I know is there's a LOT of people in on it
@cloudy28 Жыл бұрын
probably because this is the SECOND cursed conlang thing. the first one was a year ago and obviously a lot of people saw it later and thought it was cool but didn't get to participate in it so when it came up again everyone immediately got to work
@powerLien11 ай бұрын
the contest is run by a youtuber named agma schwa, if you want to look him up
@szlanty Жыл бұрын
the TMBG “is that a letter” letter for the ungodly cluster is amazing
@szlanty Жыл бұрын
HELP ERASER FROM BFDI EMOTION
@szlanty Жыл бұрын
oh no “the action of turning into Dream” is the BFDI group scream overall 12/10 great language, will make sure to draw a circumflex over a Q
@heatheretaithaha Жыл бұрын
what the actual fricative
@handdurger2658 Жыл бұрын
extensive guide on how to make sure everyone knows you've lost your marbles for good
@Pombpenbaa Жыл бұрын
i know that exact electric company skit you referenced, I thought nobody else remembers that show. Danny Rebus in the best.
@cloudy28 Жыл бұрын
that just makes me wanna scream! in fact i think i will!
@cadextheclock24 Жыл бұрын
not only does Cade× mean time, it also means clock, and Cadexa[Recipe for Turnabout]7♑ means steampunk (it can also mean posh/fancy/gentlemaly or "cadexcore"), and Cadexɥupʍ means to sob, and Cadexɥupʍʍpuɥ means sob emoji
@cloudy28 Жыл бұрын
eeyup
@kneeslapperanimations Жыл бұрын
The Boys: aiAia Danny Rebus: E
@Songbird1210 ай бұрын
This is definitely my new favorite conlang just for the chaotic nature 😂
@m90e6 ай бұрын
“Chapter 4our: The chapter that cares” I got that and the Thalasin reference instantly lol
@cloudy286 ай бұрын
there are so many references in this entire thing lmho
@cattothecat410 ай бұрын
This is absolutely objectively undoubtedly the best conlang of all time
@poxie2637 Жыл бұрын
imagine streaming playing a game that requires both hands and speaking this language 😂
@hunkydoodle23745 ай бұрын
Imagine if you were stuck hanging on the edge of a cliff and you tried to call for help with this language. You'd have to let go with at least one hand in order to point to someone to ask them to help.
@JesusRocksTryPrayin Жыл бұрын
Yeah, 10 seconds into this video I knew it'd be a weird fun watch. Language is fun and interesting, many teachers aren't.. NO OFFENSE TO ANYONE The guy who made this video should be a professor... Like; if being a prof wasn't a generally crappy thankless job.. Content creation seems more fulfilling, I can see this channel doing well too!
@cloudy28 Жыл бұрын
omg thanks that's too much xD i haven't even colleg'd yet
@Garfield_Minecraft11 ай бұрын
9:35 na and... pona? awen awen is that toki pona anu seme? bona👍⭐️⛳️
@cloudy2811 ай бұрын
i mean the video does say some of caqir's vocabulary is derived from toki pona but then again there's also vocabulary from stuff like python and c++ so
@Garfield_Minecraft11 ай бұрын
@@cloudy28do you speak c++? only language i speak "python" :3
@sachacendra318720 күн бұрын
Why did i stumble upon this glory only now ? May CQ̂ have mercy on me.
@cloudy28 Жыл бұрын
Things I forgot to mention: CAQ̂IR has the same features of speech as English, and the same, if not similar, grammar particles. The word for "is/are" is not written before adjectives. Despite CAQ̂IR having the same syntax as english, its vocabulary is less broad, you might not be able to find a different CAQ̂IR word for each english word in the sentence you're translating. And yes, I did say CAQ̂IR has a lot of inherited vocabulary, but that's mainly for useless overspecific stuff. Carl Caesarsalad went to CAQ̂IR jail because he criticized this beautiful conlang. IT DOESN'T NEED CRITICISM IT'S PERFECT /j Video errors: any "r"s in CAQ̂IR words should've been ʀ there's no phonemic finger pointing in the "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" word the "8" in the word for power in the sample sentence isn't bold italic
@hensleydodson573311 ай бұрын
blud you just hearted your own comment that's illegal you'll go to CAQ̂IR jail
@dadonix615 ай бұрын
/j stands for just saying the truth
@xzscvbnm9 ай бұрын
i wasn't expecting to hear the aiyaiya from bones in the translation and it took me really off guard lmao
@Eyeiu2i210 ай бұрын
11:48 eraser jumpscare
@heichan865711 ай бұрын
i laugh at 9:38 too much than i want to admit
@angrycreeper123 Жыл бұрын
Hot this is so hilarious, I loved watching it
@lennartdahlback Жыл бұрын
Perhaps the hammer symbol could be changed to a letter cluster as e.g. nippl-e.
@MatthewMcVeagh4 ай бұрын
This isn't just a cursed conlang, this is a cursed attempt at making a cursed conlang.
@ericktorresrodriguez Жыл бұрын
1:21 the vowel /i/ in particular also has an extremely elongated variant, which is pronounced: *breath* E
@yernus23 күн бұрын
Ah yes, being bonked by a nasalized inflatable hammer
@cloudy2822 күн бұрын
you hold air in your nose and then you let out that air from being bonked
@mikubrot11 ай бұрын
9:33 SEIJA SPOTTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@sonicwaveinfinitymiddwelle85557 күн бұрын
1:28 gnome playlist
@skeelr311 Жыл бұрын
actually really liked this one hha great job dude
@kmojz997 ай бұрын
13:38 "Vöt gil is ve ry stu pid" 💀
@Rgrechko736Official18 күн бұрын
Ikr thats insulting to vötgil
@psygamez77273 ай бұрын
16:15, I burst out laughing when you started singing bones
@MrFreakHeavy Жыл бұрын
You're telling me we get to unironically WRYYYYYYYYYY with this language?
@dwarf1734214 күн бұрын
i was in the middle of typing a silly mean comment about "what about dorcelessness and nage what if i need to express those in my sentences" but then you fucking had them already you are amazing
@cloudy2814 күн бұрын
if you get every single reference in the video you win a prize
@DrawingBoi-2411 ай бұрын
Someone needs to make Caqir Alphabet Lore right *now!*
>Crusading for a Turnabout >Turnabout Storm i know what you are
@cloudy289 ай бұрын
i am so bronying rn
@troydear34449 ай бұрын
I hate that those series are what got me into Ace Attorney
@cloudy289 ай бұрын
@@troydear3444 lmho it's the same situation with my friend actually and that friend got me into BOTH mlp and ace attorney so that's saying something
@AgainMliny2 ай бұрын
This exact conlang is inspiring me to make a jokelang of my own, thank you. (Don't send me to CAQ̂IR jail)
@xinemily815311 ай бұрын
I don’t know how to pronounce /ꙮ/ because idk is it a vowel or a consonant. ꙮ is non-existed in consonants and vowels. Also, which CAQ̂IR language belongs to (I meant country)? This is not a real language. It’s a fanmade language. Like Ihatemysalf
@cloudy2810 ай бұрын
you know there's a term for "fanmade language" right they're called conlangs
@JohnSmith-of2gu6 ай бұрын
I'm used to cursed grammatical cases but this magnitude of cursed LETTER cases is new! Also the suffix to convert an adjective to a verb is pronounced "loli" and given how cursed everything else is with cursed references I can't be sure it is not a reference to certain NSFW materials. I noticed a little reverb in the audio. Brings to mind you speaking in a grand echoing hall which is appropriate for a mad scientist. Finally, that semi-emoji syllabary at 15:06 is brilliant!
@cloudy286 ай бұрын
the "loli" is supposed to be a reference to the schoolhouse rock song "lolly lolly lolly get your adverbs here" i clearly did not think of the implications
@cloudy286 ай бұрын
also i might do a video on "syllabaries be like" (that's what the syllabary is called) in the future, who knows lol
@JohnSmith-of2gu6 ай бұрын
@@cloudy28 Fair enough, I suppose it's actually me who has the brain rot. Sorry. And yeah a video on that syllabary would be cool.
@ginnrelay10 ай бұрын
9:33 gets you an instant like from me
@rextanglr405610 ай бұрын
SPOILERS this got 16th place
@miscellaneousrat40493 ай бұрын
8:09 i know “ghoti” is a reference to something…
@k1j1j1j5 ай бұрын
As I See It There Is No Issue With Speaking In Such A Manner As The One Represented Here
@robloxuniverses99124 ай бұрын
I love the middlecase idea though they made 3 more cases…
@rextanglr4056 Жыл бұрын
yes
@ARobloxPlayer722273 ай бұрын
I love that thai script is in abomination section and pronounced gibberishly
@romenyesayan3855Ай бұрын
14:04 I wheezed at this part 🤣
@mattheworchard4819 ай бұрын
Once, I came up with a random funny sentence "Don't make me say the Q with curcumflex word" before knowing about CAQ̂IR. Coincedence? I don't know. I want there to be a swear word in CAQ̂IR that starts with Q̂.
@mattheworchard4819 ай бұрын
*circumflex (IDK if editing the comment removes the heart)
@Poopick6 ай бұрын
Raven and writing desk probably has something to do with edgar allan poe
@zulalbokret1332 Жыл бұрын
the bee in CAQ̂IR language is Dit8🇶 ♏i ♑ e1🌞 or /ditəqmineiʃ/
Did I hear a "Luigi time" in the bee movie translation? Also "Eqqina" (erina) is a Keybop reference I think?
@villainmicrotonal Жыл бұрын
9:32 seija
@onepersonintheuniverse11 ай бұрын
1:41 Frick.
@haXXiGD8 ай бұрын
11:49 NO WAY THALASSIN REFERENCE? HOLY FAJOINKUS
@janelaplays8 ай бұрын
This might be my dream language
@hunkydoodle23745 ай бұрын
Does the phoneimic finger pointing also mean that if you can't see the speaker you have ignore them, even if they are pointing at you? Or are you allowed to hear them since they are still pointing at you?
@cadextheclock24 Жыл бұрын
i approve
@kirilvelinov7774 Жыл бұрын
Katsumotonese Latin(capital and lowercase) Example:Phph not PHph Georgian(unicase)
@yafyafyaf6 ай бұрын
I love it
@thehackking44193 ай бұрын
Seeing you put Ghoti, i assume you watch Vsauce 😂
@thiagokawano16188 ай бұрын
Note: for numbers above 10, you can use your feet.
@hensleydodson573311 ай бұрын
We Type Like This Because We Are From Ages 1 To 97104 So We Have An Iq Of Five
@MURDERPILLOW.7 ай бұрын
2:57 i havent played that game in years
@antoniocreator37729 ай бұрын
5:42 - it is atcually versalete
@mightyxt7 ай бұрын
Might as well go to CAQ̂IR jail then.
@aooga9995 Жыл бұрын
this was fucking hilarious
@emmycheeto303Ай бұрын
9:33 Seija!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😱😱😱😱🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨
@t33nspirit3d3 ай бұрын
Average linguist mental state
@BaldiReycaster28 күн бұрын
β͡ǃ͡ɖ͡ɦ͡ç͡ŋ͡ɱ͡ʝ͡ɦ͡ʝ͡ð͡ɾ
@Aras14 Жыл бұрын
11:48 that do be eraser Edit: and on 14:11 isn't that their sound effect (they definitely use it a lot)
@kirilvelinov777410 ай бұрын
Cursed conlang Reverse poker abugida Letters Clubs:eu(Ø) Hearts:oo(V) Spades:ah(A) Diamonds:ee(I)
@MatthewConnellan-xc3oj5 ай бұрын
0:09 Well, I don’t have either of those, so who cares.
@abarette_10 ай бұрын
6:41 "W ɯ w :uoh:" Excuse me, what the fuck?
@mattheworchard4819 ай бұрын
*😭hat
@Rgrechko736Official18 күн бұрын
😭hat the fuck💀💀💀💀
@miscellaneousrat40493 ай бұрын
“ghoti” meaning “fish” is a reference to m.kzbin.info3ipFdRfFvK4
@FarzanaFathima-t4e9 ай бұрын
Is P2na = good WAIT> I FOUND A WIRESD LANGUAGE IS THE TOKLE ONA ALSO I SEE IT SMIL EY LOGO
@kirilvelinov77747 ай бұрын
Morning musume conlang Vowels Normal a i u e o Cute(followed by h) ah eh ih oh uh Angry(capitalized) A E I O U Angry speech resembles screaming Length is mandatory in these tones Normal consonants p t k b d g m n r w y s z ch j f h ng Cute(half pulmonic) consonants ph th kh bh dh gh mh nh rh wh yh sh zh chh jh fh hh ngh whh(moan) Angry(double pulmonic) consonants P T K B D G M N R W Y S Z CH J F H NG RR(trill) There is also a glottal stop Q(in all three tones)
@IcheeCOTC7 ай бұрын
I don't write in all caps, so I write in Title Case instead.
@_profile Жыл бұрын
What is the 2763th person called?
@cloudy28 Жыл бұрын
guy D, obviously. every other person is guy D
@axlsnow556910 ай бұрын
0:56 why does he look and sound like anthony padilla from smosh
@zakronthesheep8 ай бұрын
how do you nasalize the hammer bonk
@cloudy288 ай бұрын
stick a picture of a nose on the hammer
@amadeosendiulo2137 Жыл бұрын
Tre interesa stulta filmeto mdr
@bonelessChillies7 ай бұрын
Oh god
@ÞörmsjælðArchive Жыл бұрын
Lehl
@mattheworchard48110 ай бұрын
9:38 Tokɪ Ponɑ Referencᴇ!?𓅱 10:34 grave converts a grid item to a zombie, verg converts a zombie into a grid item oh wait this isn't pvz, and finally gendeʀʀʀʀ which converts anything into a pronoun.
@Rgrechko736Official18 күн бұрын
Gender converts everything into a pronoun💀
@FluffyJett9 ай бұрын
My Phoneme words is: /ꙫʞ̬ꙫˬɢʘˬɦçʬꙫɦ/ /hõ˨˦t̼̚ɹi˨🗣️🗣️e˦!ã ŋ͡!!o˨je˨˦t̼̚ʙ̥u˨͡˦c̚/ /β͡ǃ͡ɖ͡ɦ͡ç͡ŋ͡ɱ͡ʝ͡ħ͡ʝ͡ð͡ɾ/ /ɥ͆.ꞎʩ...ʭː*ɦ̪͆m͊m͆./
There's this new language on the block called Goofy Ahh Language and it borrows a lot of words from Caq̂ir and other cursed conlangs. You should repay the favor by borrowing their word for Georgia as ᚌvprt🄲cvn(The First Turnabout).
@tombenshalommoshe8 ай бұрын
Ama tttttttttttttttttttttttttttt asdsihduhas9ud adiH9gbhbmnיחHGGHふ🥵jhget out dsgfdgdfgdgdadhguhygUYGygUYGuygUYguYGUYguyGUYG8uY😣😣GUguygUYGuygUYguyyTGUYguyGUygUYGuyGSGGHTGBטWe’re no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment’s what I’m thinking of You wouldn’t get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa goeaeaeana ron around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We’ve known each other for so long Your heart’s been aching but you’re too shy to say it Inside we both know what’s been going on We know the game and we’re gonna play it And if you ask me how I’m feeling Don’t tell me you’re too blind to see Never gonna gi:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::ve you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt yʘu"; EA sports, ITS IN ThhE get out translate: good video bro (on a february with 3 lacoz (not lacos(not tacoz(not tacos))))