CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY MAKES US FEEL DIRTY! (Game Bang)

Smosh Games is playing more Cards Against Humanity. But this time it's personal. We add our own personal cards into the mix to make things a little more hurtful. Then stick around, as the losers have to act out random cards.
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@smoshian
@smoshanthony
@atomicmari
@thejovenshire
@lasercorn
@sohinki

[@carloschaves2437]

when I was tripping on acid, pulling out turned into picking up girls on the abortion clinic" won the history of the game

[@madalained]

"When I was tripping on acid, white people turn into black people" - Pewdiepie 2014

[@carloschaves2437]

Lemon Rayn ew, PewDiePie

[@madalained]

POODDEEEPIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@k4htia]

Carlos Chaves How do u not like him? he's histericaly funny :\

[@carloschaves2437]

he's fake, I followed him when he was first starting on youtube and it's clear to me that he's a sellout

[@zackrussell2194]

"I like mild autism and vehicular manslaughter"-Lasercorn 2015

[@misbehaven1237]

2014 look at when the video when came out genius

[@zackrussell2194]

Misbehaven123 Sorry, thought it was a new video for some reason.

[@epiccat8876]

Zack Russell nahhhh you should not be saying sorry for a mistake

[@zackrussell2194]

epic cat88 Good point. Hey, Misbehaven123 Screw you!

[@epiccat8876]

no problem Zack Russell

[@lostdragonik4383]

This was recommended to me and it brought me back because I've been watching them for so long and to see how they grew is so mindblowing. It's so weird realizing how fast time really passes.

[@themegalovaniac1649]

"What is the most emo" Anthony's old haircut

[@makotoyuki7482]

Ikr

[@adriangamboa8137]

when you reply to something 3 years ago but then reply to sum 3 weeks old

[@draisens]

Well - regarding Smosh, nothing emo will top Anthony's old haircut.

[@ghanialfarizi7487]

Puberty

[@natashaboyd3442]

Mari without red hair ....Lasercorn without orange hair ...

[@vinnygambini7790]

exactly!!! what the shit

[@stopthesanity1674]

OH MY GOD the past exists

[@rexthorson1176]

now shes got purple hair

[@daninorris3752]

I prefer this smosh with actual smosh

[@azucar4645]

jovan with a mohawk

[@pieman1237]

I thought Lazercorn's hate of balls came from when balls invaded his village and killed everyone with weapons made of pubic hair. Also, I did not make that up, he actually said that in a video once.

[@darensbretous4874]

Pieman123 yes

[@dallasmurillo9835]

Pieman123 what video

[@dontphuckwithme85]

It's a lunchtime with Smosh games video I believe it's called Our Spirit Animals

[@HVSvideos]

Once, I was playing online and the black card was "What is a girl's best friend?". I put "Menstrual rage" and won the round.

[@juniperlynn]

if i had a million dollars i would buy you a free samples.

[@juliejohnson9722]

I would only accept if they were macrons 😊 > w

[@CGR0620]

Wait a minute

[@patrickschmitz4586]

the free samples one made me laugh as a kid... 8 years later still makes me laugh

[@rubygross7684]

Fr underrated

[@ziegzeig8625]

15:45 the moment you DON'T want your parents walking in.

[@tm-s5054]

Yessss

[@Snipergod1024]

Or for your five year old little sister. Oh god...

[@ziegzeig8625]

XD

[@Snipergod1024]

Klara Burls You do not want the questions... Oh god... No...

[@44darkstrike]

IKR

[@theindomitablemass]

Jovens reinactment was punishment for everyone else.

[@whitesoxkitty90]

+LabRAT 561 IKR!!!

[@lexethereal8807]

yeah XD but damn was it hilarious

[@busterthedog7660]

He completely forgot about the firing rifle into the air part.

[@DerpyDerpyPanda]

"What is the most emo?" "Preteens." I S2G I LAUGHED FOR LIKE A YEAR

[@Kircho21]

Being the camera dude sucks.You stay and film them having fun and you cant laugh with them you should be quiet and film them.

[@mitcheltaitingfong79]

You get payed though.. :) Plus without the camera man how would the video be as good as it is, idk they probably just had a tripod and they had someone check on it

[@Kircho21]

I just wanted to point it out :)

[@noahrafalski3410]

He was playing yoda's cards

[@eggo3322]

I agree you wouldn't be able to laugh but hey :) you get Smosh Games as friends :D

[@EpicJosueJedi]

Mitchel Taitingfong No tripod since the camera angles move and almost every time all of them are in the shot

[@scraftyizinski8643]

I though Lasercorn's hatred of balls came from when he was living up far up in the north, and his village was slaughtered by a gang of balls (he said this in a lunchtime video) XD

[@scraftyizinski8643]

*thought

[@TheKYLEdavid]

Nobody had that card though

[@thedevilsapprentice6666]

well Lasercorn's backstory is like the jokers backstory nobody knows it for sure not even Lasercorn knows his backstory himself

[@bambiiap]

TheLamerFlashGamer

[@Toastboy9129]

Just visiting old game bangs to remember the good old days of KZbin.

[@bozotheclown9973]

Anthony's laugh is heart warming and just makes u smile and laugh

[@FlyerFighter606]

THIS IS THE GAME BANG I WAS WAITING FOR!!!!

[@TheKroganMaster]

I almost died from Jovens act out. XD

[@OniKidou]

You almost died? I just did and I'm writing this comment from Hell. And the devil himself is laughing out loud with me.

[@gigiveittome]

Oni Kidou Omf tell my husband I said hi~!

[@accusedkillerpvp5610]

Deep :3 wonder why

[@earthboundman5]

It is literally just dirty Apples to Apples

[@jeffhendricks7660]

that's the point

[@princeworm3080]

+Ryan Cleasby Yup

[@BMoney8600]

Ryan Cleasby yeah

[@trinity3631]

"Doctors found... *awkward silence* PEWDIEPIE!"

[@EaS4VR]

Pewdiepie has some explaining to do.

[@onecatto9267]

You mean "smosh" has some explaining to do ??

[@EaS4VR]

Mortada Alizzy Mortada Alizzy No. PewDiePie.

[@nikog9659]

2020 quarantine and watching my childhood videos 😭 this hits me in my ✨feels✨

[@mariemangin4107]

them: What is the most emo?... Me: Anthony's old hair cut My mind: PERFECT!!

[@mclam168]

Host: what’s the most emo? Ian: Anthony’s old hair.

[@uh1yssuh]

acting out the cards at the end is the best idea ever

[@maxrichards3881]

Joven’s makes me crack up just thinking about it.

[@Nia22502]

"i've always wanted to be a skinny ron jeremy" ~Mari 2012

[@RezHD64]

wat 2012 ??

[@wearyatlas]

WhiterWindGameplay yea...

[@ScoopForceGatRat]

Man 5 years later and glad to see they are still the same even today after all that has happened, 5 years doesn't seem much but it certainly feels like you have all taught me something and shown me how life really is so than you guys

[@thesen8]

Back when anthony was still in smosh :(

[@officercrowbro]

Back when Sohinki and Lasercorn were still in Smosh. :(

[@jonwillsmore2893]

Back when cards against humanity was popular :(

[@mr.pickle5334]

The Senate shut up about Anthony leaving He left so deal with it I've had enough of everyone saying that idc if u said it when he announced it but after a week it doesn't matter

[@mr.pickle5334]

A Regular Old PlumbusTM actually it only gets monetised for a month then it stops cuz the videos make during that month all the views are together and that's how much u make I'm pretty sure

[@jillianh.1716]

The Senate me😭

[@tamagoswirl]

I think that when Joven reenacted his cards that was considered a weird porno ._.

[@phantasticgoose]

I think that has something to do with one of the cards being about bestiality.

[@rikkiwhite7789]

Lets play some cards against humanity!!! Spongebob is choking on _____

[@RainbowSIR]

semen.

[@MadRaptorGaming]

Fried Squid

[@anasyaoiphan5630]

PEWDIEPIE

[@rikkiwhite7789]

Robbie Bleakley wins. Next one!!! Your mom is making out with ______

[@_Allen_Holmes_]

his foreskin

[@Pigbot3]

If I had a million dollars, I know I'd buy YOU free samples. How did that one not win?

[@Gold7G]

8:08 Holy crap, that was awesome ;'D

[@Gold7G]

If "everywhere" means "every Polish video", I'm everywhere ;)

[@Gold7G]

***** such fame

[@Gold7G]

You know, that you can speak to me in Polish, right?

[@Tehlagman]

Gold7G Much doge

[@supermomma634]

Who else couldnt breath because of how funny this was xD

[@StylishTaco]

*"You must construct additional pylons"* This line haunts every Protoss players dreams.

[@EggsTeaSea]

tell me about it

[@dawsonwalters4901]

hahahhahahah so true.

[@yarry6952]

If I was faced with the card "What is the most emo?" and I had a blank, I would write down "Breaking into someones house to steal their razor blades."

[@ashleyschierbaum2350]

Too real

[@yarry6952]

I know, that's what makes funny.

[@micaervin8782]

-Pete Wentz discovering Panic! At the Disco

[@shankingtrollziez3446]

"What`s the most Emo" Anthony.

[@shankingtrollziez3446]

***** tru

[@MrKrabs-qc7of]

8:15 I imagined there being an X-ray and pewdiepie's head just saying "what's up bros" in the image, and cracked up.

[@theonlymrkookies]

XD

[@emwatson3789]

no...just.....no..

[@joytaime6890]

Anthony's laugh gives me life! XD

[@CrossEntertainment]

Was anybody else hoping Yoda would get a card?

[@benmenhero]

Yes...

[@SuperBearcreek]

did anyone notice Joven at 11:22 ?

[@harrypotter1016]

Lol

[@MaximNightFury]

+Austin Mendelsohn hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[@niafollowell2488]

😂😂😂😂 im dying!

[@25yungn18]

lolol

[@cam6459]

+SuperBearcreek hes going up down up down up down

[@emilieclementsen]

I feel like Dean would get really high on apple pie. Like Sam would come home to the motel and Dean would just be there stoned because of too much apple pie.

[@emilieclementsen]

It's true, I really think he would.

[@realsleepyboihours7948]

yee

[@livelaughlabotomy4275]

+Emilie Clementsen YESSSSSS! SUPERNATURAL FANS

[@emilieclementsen]

We're everywhere!

[@Standard-Gamer]

+Emilie Clementsen *speechless*

[@cappew22]

*More!*

[@LeahSorto]

So wait, this is basically to be played like Apples to Apples?

[@kobewilson6828]

It kinda like an adult version

[@LeahSorto]

Alright. Thanks.

[@austinspurlock4647]

natalie portman

[@LeahSorto]

Huh? Austin Spurlock

[@Bazzarro42]

Basically

[@lauradonnelly1131]

"Nurse! This soup is way too hot, Doncha know?" Killed me.

[@notreallylily]

"Hey, babe, will you marry me?" Bahahahaha Mari is sooo goood!

[@Silver-zg3il]

I want more of the "Cards Against Humanity"!! from you guys.

[@ToffiBeans]

That air-jerk at 11:22.

[@mothspo]

anyone here in 2024? 😭

[@RickySpanish21]

Me 😢😂

[@angerlovebot]

August 1st, 2024 🥲

[@Merf_Gaming]

I remember when pewdiepie did the when I was tripping on acid one. When I was tripping on acid, Black people turned into White people. XD

[@mtgsunstate3813]

white turned to black

[@MCBardOfDestiny]

Jovan forgot to fire the rifle into the air... ._.

[@MCBardOfDestiny]

*Joven. Excuse me, I just noticed the typo.

[@riveriuskenadia3860]

No he released the "rifle" into the pig if you catch my drift.

[@yolandsenechal8822]

K

[@erin-ei9jv]

River Kennedy Not sure if I want to catch your drift...

[@anthonyfigueroa3906]

Dude were not gana awnser that stupid question

[@JordanCal11]

And all the younger viewers have been scarred for life when they saw Joven doing uhhh THAT

[@lauras8903]

"If i had a million dollars i would buy you a free samples."LOL THAT WAS MY FAVORITE

[@mebnt]

10:00: The leather daddy is danisnotonefire with his leather t-shirt on.

[@alannahm.3751]

9:26 Swooping is when a bird comes in like a wrecking ball, pecks you, beat you with its wings and scares the crap out of you. Believe me, EXPERIENCE WHEN VISITING AUSTRALIA.

[@Olympics2048]

"I really like mild autism and vehicular manslaughter." - Lasercorn 2014

[@MrLucasD123]

I get offended that other people get offended by this game

[@mangyfossa]

Dud anyone else feel violated at the end? o-o or was it just me?

[@mangyfossa]

*did

[@nicholasutley1078]

i really really felt violated

[@flirtatiousturtle163]

Consensual

[@Peridoot1124]

I really did.

[@MegaUlimate]

And that's why Joven is single...

[@fivedollarmixtape3791]

"I've always wanted to be a skinny Ron Jeremy" ~Mari

[@Drakilax]

You guys MUST play more Cards Against Humanity.

[@norqb3s]

Back when Ian still apeared, Mari with her natural hair color, Lasercorn with his natural hair color, Sohinki and L-Corn still full time member. Back when Anthony was still there... So much has changed

[@AmericanaNinja]

Anthony's back now lol

[@themcstryker]

8:15 Anthony's face is literally BLUE

[@WHOAitsCharmander]

The cards that Mari and Joven acted out is still a better love story than Twilight.

[@andersonneverdies]

8:47 Sohinki and Mari giggling like school girls together :3

[@undyingdefect]

So much shippage. I want Marhinki to exist. To bad she's engaged/married and Sohinki never made a move. The day she marries her fiancée, Me and all other Marhinkers will cry of pain... But we shall not lose hope. Nope... Never lose HOPE...

[@andersonneverdies]

El Mongol Uhhh... I don't think they like each other, but even if they did, Sohinki couldn't make a move. She knew Peter BEFORE she knew Sohinki. She met Peter in 2010 and Sohinki in like, 2012 or something like that.

[@andersonneverdies]

El Mongol I don't like, want to put down your ship or anything (Especially if it's your OTP). Sorry.

[@undyingdefect]

It's Ok... A boy can dream... about random people on the internet... who look so goooood together!!! *Cringes into corner crying*

[@undyingdefect]

Claire Anderson Every other Marhinki shipper probably knows it ain't gonna happen. But it's fun to imagine it...

[@loganmiller4919]

I was just watching the newest Cards Against humanity and Damien mentioned playing with the rule of just taking a random card from the top is a deck and playing that one just for funsies… that reminded me of a time I watched a group of people playing Cards against humanity, who just so happened to also be playing with this rule but they did it, whit fucking Yoda… I 100% knew it was a Smosh video… and not only that… the thumbnail of the newest video happens to features a card saying “Damien’s Mom” and it just so happens “Sohinkis Mom” was a card in this video.

[@rubygross7684]

Coming back to this as an adult remembering “a free samples”, the pulling out to abortion clinic, and how much of a marhinki shipper I was 🥲 Also why were we watching this at 9 years old?

[@thadiusquakawoot8937]

Honestly why were we watching this is 9 😭

[@300hyper]

I laughes ao hard at "After X-Raying Joven, doctors found ______ stuck in his butt." XD

[@CherryBlossom_____]

"The Land of Chocolate" XD

[@DarkSun931]

Please make cards against humanity it's own separate show!

[@kirineicher9370]

and then at the end the loser has to do some dumb shit on the street like in cage match :)

[@elliepotato6781]

"a sad fat dragon with no friends" story of my life 😂

[@raviprasad606]

Jovens parents must be so proud of him.

[@Meelzdiva]

Ok in every single game bang video u can totally tell joven likes Mari

[@beanbryant1]

Not going to say this is a fact. But I believe he has a girlfriend.

[@Bluelazerz]

beanbryant1 He does

[@NoBoost1]

Ikr

[@jeypi__]

omg thats cute

[@glenkelly898]

The funny part is is that mari has a bf

[@memelordtanabae6053]

Slowly realizing sohinki's mom is the best answer to every question

[@tafua_a]

Swooping is swimming and pooping at the same time. I had to look that up

[@SoapyTurtles]

THE. BEST. GAMEBANG. EVER. I'm crying. x'D

[@hvilluminati]

This has got to be the best one yet

[@JadeHeartOfFire]

I think Joven's part of the punishment might rank up there as one of the funniest moments in SmoshGames. XD

[@doodlekitty6668]

Joven's cards that he had to act out in the end were so funny! The way he acted them out was absolutely HILARIOUS! Mari's reaction to it was funny too... XD

[@koistinenjerome]

Loved the "sohinkis pokerface" xD

[@MissionCow1]

I honestly think Mari is the most manly of them all.

[@KallieRandall]

Me too she is like the guy if the group

[@shanamorris6164]

Mungle Monster and Ian the female

[@KallieRandall]

Totally lol

[@School-District]

agree but she needs alot of muscles and more arm pit hair

[@MissionCow1]

+shana morris yep.

[@ThePsychicMaster64]

"Lasercorn's hate of balls comes from" common child abuse, common child abuse, common child abuse...

[@jackgamingle3789]

I wanted to see the card daddy issues come up SO BAD THERE

[@tweegqweeg]

Wishing things were as simple as they were back then

[@Xthechosen21XX]

"OOOOOOOHHHHHH MY SMEGMA!!" -Anthony 2014

[@ImAlexGoodwin]

Haha gotta respect Joven! Friends is amazing!XD

[@Cloak_N_Dagger]

Sad fat dragon with no friends? That's gotta be every awkward scalie at every furry convention ever.

[@Cloak_N_Dagger]

Fun. :D I'll be sure to bottle the tears for enjoyment at my leisure.

[@springsight]

Never been to a con, but probably...

[@mettatonex7221]

Cloak N Dagger Dragonite.

[@radinvahid7873]

Back when Ian was around people his own age

[@misterblank7795]

I don't follow them, Where is he now? Or do you mean he looks older than the others?

[@458Nighthawk]

Do this AGAIN!!!

[@rainbowpotatogaming7453]

I spent almost 17 minutes and 8 seconds laughing throughout the duration of this video.

[@nycsnufkin4372]

I would correct you into knowing that you are lying a make up a lie about your mom which i bet is a wonderful woman. But excuse me you have the most qt fucking looking profile pic and user.

[@manacakes4884]

Logy Freer Hahaha, well fuck you too.

[@GarethJason]

Damn I didn't know their Intro was funny. It seemed pretty normal to me.

[@rainbowpotatogaming7453]

Moon Skritch That's why I included the word "almost" in my comment. Prescribe yourself a pair of glasses if you need to.

[@GarethJason]

... well then

[@Fran10969]

Got a headache from laughing. MORE PLEASE!

[@claraa.4283]

if u pause at 0:30 look At sohkins face

[@claraa.4283]

sohnkis

[@Ajc-ni3xn]

XD

[@legoman1310]

Lol

[@zayajazz817]

walking in on your parents banging be like

[@lukashart7002]

My mom is going to subway right now and bringing me back an Italian foot long sub :|

[@andrewbotterill9737]

I feel sorry for you

[@lukashart7002]

I see you liked your own comment. Tsk Tsk. Ps that was pretty funny tho :P

[@theahaugland7057]

The after x-ray thingy describes the stick of truth perfectly

[@maritzacolon5027]

Xxx

[@MichelleKeitsock]

this was the funniest game bang ever. i couldn't stop laughing at their performances. best game bang ever!

[@MichelleKeitsock]

More Cards Against Humanity!

[@bluerenegade5251]

What's the most emo.. a mime having a stroke. Silence is the loudest scream

[@geekysinginggamer8042]

POOR PEWIDIEPIE!!!!! D:

[@fisher222devon]

More cards against humanity

[@bendainis9610]

YES

[@hama8921]

this takes me back to a simpler time

[@gre-ge5dh]

PEWDIEPIE IS THE ANSWER TO EVERYTHING

[@manuelprieto7464]

AHH THAT INTRO I HAD MY HEADPHONES FULL VOLUME

[@sambo543210]

They should do this every week.

[@ultimateflash596]

Hi Mari I am from the future 2 years ahead and I just wanted to say you have ready orangey hair

[@kevingrove2111]

funny part is your username and icon are the flash and the flash can time travel. For all of you non-nerds out there.

[@misora25chan]

I kinda want more of this.

[@LegacyGMNG]

Pause at 16:28.... damn.

[@Andy-gt5ok]

What's there?

[@Egalia_1]

Sohinki's face my god XD

[@charmainen7824]

Mari's looking goooooood!