@@KingOfGamesss "Oh, f-kin' Telstra; don't START!" Can confirm it's in the dictionary, under 'F'. 'F-kin' Telstra; adjective-noun 1) a reference to a Australian-based telecommunications company; and 2) an adjective phrase, commonly used as a description of dread or disdain, usually in reference to aforementioned corporate organisation.' XD
@joelfrancis53913 жыл бұрын
💯
@becselizabeth31533 жыл бұрын
Fucking Telstra, how may i piss you off today?
@John_FMTV3 жыл бұрын
My dad literally said “fucking Telstra” today after talking with them
@imsarah18153 жыл бұрын
Just discovered this guy. I'm gonna go on a KZbin binge now.
@bh86713 жыл бұрын
Discovered? 🤔
@chevyatkins5583 жыл бұрын
Fee feee . Carl is a ledgened wen he came to Perth all them years ago I went bowling with him and a group of friends it was epic
@Dirtmcgirt223 жыл бұрын
Fucking roll a spliff, kick back in the sun and enjoy!
@stevejones14883 жыл бұрын
Find the one where he fell off the roof
@2.0plays353 жыл бұрын
Same
@bc69555 жыл бұрын
Saw Carl live..THE BEST. Aussie Legend. I remember when someone turned up late Carl said..”what time did your ticket say?” Hilarious!
@Harkeilla5 жыл бұрын
Would love to see this legend live.
@trishaa51003 жыл бұрын
😫😂 that’s gold!
@bkc72283 жыл бұрын
There where all these freaking cars out there
@begoodifnotbegoodatit11102 жыл бұрын
No way you were at that one!! 😂
@heidicat771 Жыл бұрын
best comedian hope i get to see him live one day would have been an epic night
@TheRiderGuider Жыл бұрын
As a pom who came to live down under in 2006, it was only a matter of days before I had my first run in with f**king Telstra. It was then, and still is how I've always referred to them, so when I heard this for the first time I cried laughing. Outstanding.
@jimmytwostones4 жыл бұрын
If you don’t love this guy there’s clearly something very wrong
@dan_playz394 жыл бұрын
I like your style
@chellym84 жыл бұрын
Stile (noun) an arrangement of steps that allows people but not animals to climb over a fence or wall. Did mean style?
@scy27864 жыл бұрын
Chels Withers fucking what
@raccuia14 жыл бұрын
Yes I say my good fellow, they're all rather a bunch of cockheads.
@Moredistress4 жыл бұрын
People who don't like Carl Barron, are probably just suffering from WORMS.
@nicholastahan76705 жыл бұрын
Carl's facial expressions seal the deal for great laughter. 🤣
@13thAMG5 жыл бұрын
The irony is, Carl, you clearly are an intellectual. You'd have to be to come up with the concepts that you do and brilliant ways of communicating them.
@mikegoodwin59514 жыл бұрын
Wouldn’t really call them concepts lmao
@kaibe52413 жыл бұрын
Humour is an aspect of intelligence. Comedians are generally quite smart.
@salvn Жыл бұрын
Lol it's no irony... Comedy and dry sense of humour takes a lot of intelligence. Not everyone can do it
@brutifullroast2548 Жыл бұрын
Hahaha no he's just a normal Auzzie
@thoughtsandslayers3917 Жыл бұрын
You can be very, very smart and clever, but still be uncultured and not up on etiquette. It doesn’t mean that you are stupid
@TheCount9893 жыл бұрын
Best comedian out there, as a proud Australian, this bloke is the best
@HeidiWilson-j5s18 күн бұрын
Proud Aussie here too and Carl is definitely the best😂
@barryallen84884 жыл бұрын
Just earlier today i said "Fkin Telstra" Thinking about it, it's about as common as "Fkin Optus"
@bobzor11 ай бұрын
Gonna be more 'Fkn Optus' from Today on!
@Kimmy-pw8tm4 жыл бұрын
Carl was so fresh when he started his comedy routines. He is a classic even in 2020.
@lizpralica Жыл бұрын
Did you mean 2002?
@mark-ish Жыл бұрын
@@lizpralicano
@beastaa6668 ай бұрын
2024 hes fuckin spot on
@elijahtheprophet9635 жыл бұрын
I'm a kiwi and I fucking love this guy Carl Barron you inspire me man!
@Secarious4 жыл бұрын
'Youse' is actually in the dictionary.
@keyb0at4 жыл бұрын
it is now
@abasssammaka49794 жыл бұрын
Ex Industries it wasn’t before Carl Barron put it out there
@Sercadian14 жыл бұрын
That's crazy! And still gullible isn't in the dictionary yet?!
@Secarious4 жыл бұрын
Yet it says it in the title of this video.
@GlennDavey4 жыл бұрын
How about "grouse" ?
@sahulianhooligan70464 жыл бұрын
The Australian version of Y'all
@kaylag50433 жыл бұрын
"You lot" also works when you're talking to people that are pissing you off
@earlcollinviray2803 жыл бұрын
Its actually in the dictionary
@tjgoldstein733 жыл бұрын
No. Only scummers use that word, the rest of us speak English.
@Kalani_Saiko3 жыл бұрын
@@kaylag5043 eg YOU LOT NEED TO GET YOUR HEAD INTO THE GAME AND DO YOUR WORK -My primary school teacher
@mikespearwood39143 жыл бұрын
No, it's the Australian version of youse.
@joeboy42292 жыл бұрын
Made the mistake of trying to match wits with him at a show in Newcastle and had my ass handed to me.. he's the best!!
@skzvixen5 жыл бұрын
We have a whole other language here in Aussie 😹
@skzvixen5 жыл бұрын
Ok 😹 thanks for the lesson SMH!
@consciousbeing11885 жыл бұрын
@@skzvixen - You've probably lived here all your life and never knew that little factoid, right? xD .. Some people can't help but be a fucknuckle on social media.. You just met one of them lol
@amb1u55 жыл бұрын
Strine is what we call australian english
@jimbojones82085 жыл бұрын
@@cicolas_nage Bull fucking shit. People say "i'm going to Aussie" etc all the time, cockhead.
@bobthebuilder49395 жыл бұрын
@@cicolas_nage what a load of crap, we constantly refer to Australia as Aussie
@rheachelharris85695 жыл бұрын
Omg. Love Carl Baron. Always laugh out loud watching him. Such a funny, witty man..
@pammy-bateman13273 жыл бұрын
I don't know how many times I have watched this clip... I laugh sooo hard every time!!😆😆😆 I wish I could give it a fresh thumbs up each time. Love you Carl😍😍
@professornuke75623 жыл бұрын
I once had to scan an English Baron. Here in Melbourne. I called his name in the waiting room, leaving out the title (I've scanned a lot of famous people in 31 years and none of them ever want to be spotted in a Nuclear Medicine waiting room.) On the way to the stress testing room, I said "How are you today, your Grace" and he replied "Good Lord, young man! How does an Australian know what my proper manner of address is?" "I read a lot, your Grace." "How extraordinary! How wonderful! Now yer c'n drop the fancy-pants stuff. 'Geoffrey' will be fine between us!" I'd like to think Carl's Lord's dinner party may have actually happened.
@paulinefollett3099 Жыл бұрын
Carl is naturally very funny. You just have to look at him and you laugh. What an absolute Aussie legend.
@kurttruk23 жыл бұрын
Carl - "What are youse all doing tomorrow?" Doctors - "We aren't sheep. Use the CORRECT words to talk to us." Carl - "Well in my socio-economic group, I just expressed a respect for you. I politely enquired as to the context of your experiences and expectations, I expressed personal inclusivity, I identified youse all as friends, and I efficiently encapsulated all that into a single word: 'youse'... Whereas you expressed that you are only comfortable if you are superior and able to shit on the other socio-economic groups. How's that going to work when you have express a nice bedside manner?
@greek.freak.com-10792 жыл бұрын
What the fuck
@jaxsonhowie94244 жыл бұрын
“ you sound like a yobbo” 😂😂😂👌🏻 I lost it
@aimes48624 жыл бұрын
Me and my dad love Carl Barron's videos he's such a legend 🇦🇺😎
@SMee673 жыл бұрын
I don't know how many times I've watch this, and I still piss myself laughing... 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@FehadBilgramiChannel14 жыл бұрын
He’s quite intelligent actually, yous all know about it
@invhertz94 жыл бұрын
Being a roof tiler myself, this makes it even more funnier 😂
@themoralcompass41852 жыл бұрын
Have a smoko on 2 bricks mate?
@nathancampbell19225 жыл бұрын
Only comedian that makes me laugh
@ksingh41034 жыл бұрын
Popular song lyrics maybe look up Sebastian Maniscalco
@sebhitsthewall30704 жыл бұрын
Issac butterfield
@menasouvlaki35953 жыл бұрын
Mitch hedberg
@modle41083 жыл бұрын
donald glover
@Mouseymouse6783 жыл бұрын
@@sebhitsthewall3070 I don’t like Isaac, he seems like such an angry man imo
@youcanbesmartaskhow38575 жыл бұрын
Obviously very intelligent. Funny his 'posh mates' think he sounds dumb when he speaks casually
@lizpralica Жыл бұрын
Oh how I adore Carl! I'd love to see him live!
@dwaynejoyce13573 жыл бұрын
Make no mistake Carl is a very astute observer of the human condition and very very smart, particularly for a Bogan. 🤣
@nolesy342 жыл бұрын
There should be a new category a carlogan
@PatDavis-qg5no5 жыл бұрын
"yeahnah" should be added in to the dictionary. All yous who work for the government should get on to it.
@mrknight79574 жыл бұрын
Pat Davis 2403 agreed!!!
@TombstoneHeart5 жыл бұрын
"Youse" We've been using it so much it's in the Urban Dictionary: TOP DEFINITION Youse Second Person Plural. A grammatical necessity which is sadly lacking in the English Language. French has "vous" (informal and formal) and German has "ihr" (informal) and Sie (formal). The southern USA version is "you all" Youse are too many to all get into the one car.
@youcanbesmartaskhow38575 жыл бұрын
My mom always said yins. Are yins fixing to leave?
@jordiramirez4054 жыл бұрын
Southern USA version is "y'all" not "you all"
@mattmcguire15774 жыл бұрын
Youse came into being when Ye was dropped. It is common in Ireland and parts of England. It is not uniquely Australian, although it is common here.
@seanworkman4314 жыл бұрын
Too many words. "Youse are too many to get into one car" . I've bin practiced me hole life!
@hughmoore8104 жыл бұрын
T H You & 5 others have got it wrong. It's not "youse" but "ewes". At 1:37 he say's he got shit faced & mentioned "ewes" & sheep. That's his view on doctors at the dinner party & there lowly opinion of the "poorly educated yobbo type of guy".
@wryter934 жыл бұрын
Carl, please post more. We all need your humor right now.
@jokidd40055 жыл бұрын
He's just so good!
@jasonkieck21004 жыл бұрын
Carl you are a flipping legend you split my sides mate ☯️🇬🇧
@donaldaribam4 жыл бұрын
Discovered him a minute ago. Became my new favourite 52 seconds ago.
@jimcare38784 жыл бұрын
I had a casual beer with him in the Old Fitzroy many moons ago on a lazy Tuesde. champion bloke and just as laid back in person. i'd had some recollection of him from early footy show days but had zero idea how he'd smashed it overseas. couldn't happen to a nicer bloke and just wish been able to keep him out a bit longer. This was back before sydney was a dive and u had to ask permission to breathe at night haha
@jesuslovesus4002 Жыл бұрын
🤣
@danielfrost85713 жыл бұрын
Hahaha I dated a lawyer I met in London and she would do the same shit to me. 🤣🤣 it’s hilarious how close this joke is to a certain part of my life. Love you Carl, great laugh. 👍🏼
@blueenglishstaffybreeder6956 Жыл бұрын
In my opinion the most naturally funny comedian in Australian history, I only have to look at him and I know I’m gonna laugh, can’t wait to see him live, please let us know mate when you’re coming to Melbourne next
@connorchiarelli95415 жыл бұрын
“See ya later cockheads!” Hahahaha
@mattyt69863 жыл бұрын
"what do you mean? Like a gay lord?" it's 3:30am and I just snotted everywhere 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@bona763 жыл бұрын
I have watched this vid so many times and it never gets old
@delusionalemon3 жыл бұрын
How he put the last bit together was genius
@kaibe52413 жыл бұрын
Such a unique comedian. Love him to bits.
@sarahb27793 жыл бұрын
Love Carl. Seen him in Sydney, great show. couldn't stop laughing!!!
@yasht92 жыл бұрын
Seen him, did you?
@sarahb27792 жыл бұрын
@@yasht9 yep seen him live in Sydney
@94Vape2 жыл бұрын
Up to that point in my life I've only had smoko on 2 bricks, and I was only 21 when I found out that you don't shake a bottle of wine before you open it, gettin it all mixed in 🤣 all those chunky bits 🤣
@drc43205 жыл бұрын
Drink whilst watching may cause your beer to come out your nose, be warned!!
@stuwhiteman38104 жыл бұрын
Ha ha 🤣 The Barron what a ledge!
@care4animals1143 ай бұрын
2024, needed this.... again ❤❤❤
@caveman58314 жыл бұрын
Nothing is greater then having a better come back to a smart ass person.
@emptygg10974 жыл бұрын
This man makes my days i tell ya
@Pete-z6e5 жыл бұрын
Genuinely funny, in tears! Love it Geoffrey!
@joedstaaa3 жыл бұрын
We used to watch him in our English class. And as the only Filipino in the room I laughed my ass off 😂
@lisadavies62954 жыл бұрын
Didn’t know I had an incontenence problem until I started listening to Carl - bugger I pissed my pants again!,🤣
@FieldOfDaisies24684 жыл бұрын
The Telstra bit had me cracking up, so true
@damo94134 жыл бұрын
"Fucking Telstra" saw it coming: still laughed hard enough to blow out candles in 2090.
@murphy28705 жыл бұрын
I just looked up youse and yous in a few online dictionaries and it was found in all.
@markegan25702 жыл бұрын
The Ballarat Dvd concert cracked me up! Hope Carl goin ok! THANKS for your Comedy/Real life perspective!
@BH-nv1lu5 жыл бұрын
"What are all of you going to do tomorrow?"
@BiRDiEHere4 жыл бұрын
2:28
@biff22184 жыл бұрын
Whose?
@rickoliver20594 жыл бұрын
Brayden Hill , Don`t know `bout youse , but I`m goan crabbin` , spot ya !
@ShellL4 жыл бұрын
Brayden Hill what a waste of time & energy. “what are youse doin tomorrow” 4 words instead of 9. Makes sense-Life’s short.
@peepeetrain87553 жыл бұрын
"what youse garn do 'morrow?"
@nibs39410 ай бұрын
He cracks me every time I watch him..an absolute genius of recreating funny side of life..would love to go to his gig..lol :)
@demsindun39564 жыл бұрын
His a complete legend on ya Carl barron
@jeffstone21364 жыл бұрын
This man speaks the truth of God.
@sophiepooks21746 ай бұрын
So bull shit then?
@rexpayne78362 жыл бұрын
Simply the best I need to see him live. 😂
@goggy68503 жыл бұрын
Just met Carl today at my local cafe at lunch. Legit nice guy
@biggav74345 жыл бұрын
I'll be dead soon. Just spread my ashes in Woolies car park
@amosmaka60305 жыл бұрын
Had me dying when he spoke British at the end...😂😂
@dylanherring80544 жыл бұрын
@Ri Boi you can't be that stupid
@kenlee-974 жыл бұрын
@Maxx Damage hi sir , I can see where your user name comes into play, as in maximum damage to their egos'. Also maximum damage to their ass as well after you've fucked with them ,Cheers mate.
@Pizzacheese104 жыл бұрын
@user deceased you literally did, ("Spoke British" What the fuck is that) don't act like u didn't u numpty
@dcmastermindfirst94182 жыл бұрын
That's just English
@borris3768 Жыл бұрын
British isn't a language you tard
@donmaina2542 жыл бұрын
This guy deserves a special on Netflix
@oldsoulone75574 жыл бұрын
3:09 lol. Telstra. I can remember when Telstra was Telecom. :)
@catey624 жыл бұрын
I can remember when you could get good service from them too.
@angelika_munkastrap46344 жыл бұрын
Yep. Not wanting to sound racist but that was back before they fired Aussies and outsourced to overseas scabs. Now it's all gone to HELL
@raygale41983 жыл бұрын
I guess anyone who remembers it being the PMG must be like fricken old. ;-) Bring back the A and B buttons !
@thefeelcompany Жыл бұрын
South Welsh boy here laughing wayyyy past his bed time having just discovered this champ tonight. Pissing myself.
@followyourdreams86734 жыл бұрын
I love his accent, I could listen to his voice all day.
@roberttaylor19994 жыл бұрын
You need to get out a bit more!
@followyourdreams86734 жыл бұрын
After working 14 hours today, if you haven’t got anything nice to say then don’t say anything at all. Kindness costs nothing.
@roberttaylor19994 жыл бұрын
@@followyourdreams8673 Don't be so touchy, it was just a bit of advice to widen your horizons.
@themoralcompass41852 жыл бұрын
@@roberttaylor1999 shhhh mate
@JPMonstie5 жыл бұрын
They could add “fucking Telstra” to the dictionary just on the number of times I’ve used it.
@elijahtheprophet9635 жыл бұрын
4:55 by the way what yous doing tomorrow, fuck I'm getting abs from all this laughing ❤ Carl you are literally the cure to depression man
@stevep80623 ай бұрын
my favourite comedian , too good
@MattOzby3 жыл бұрын
"wdym lika gAy LoRd?" 😂😂😂
@keyb0at4 жыл бұрын
its true tho... if a word is already being used by everyone and is being passed over generations, it earned itself a place in a dictionary. Im pretty sure thats how every word made it in there in the first place.
@daniyel86494 жыл бұрын
hmmm i wonder how many stays are here after chan's live today??
@oliviawannan53564 жыл бұрын
Hello
@gabrielastein134 жыл бұрын
me !!!
@KoraDJess4 жыл бұрын
Hi 🤣
@chiara15454 жыл бұрын
Me 😂
@faizafatima85933 жыл бұрын
Late but here!
@mforeveryours3 жыл бұрын
"We're not sheep!" Take on a judgy expression and Jeffrey's proper accent: "You're not?" :D
@kirbyburgess31543 жыл бұрын
This guy is the funniest guy I have ever seen on KZbin
@graemekenneth40924 жыл бұрын
Australia’s favourite Comedian and England’s favourite comedian Ricky Gervais on the same Gig. How Good would that be!!!!
@vjc22709 ай бұрын
That would be SO awesome - except for the Ricky Gervais part. He’s a cockhead.
@IICAVEM4NII3 жыл бұрын
Fucking Telstra, sooo good. 5 years it took me to get my internet fixed.
@nagadorset2 жыл бұрын
Far can brilliant mate. love yer work Carl.
@KennyTseraha-xg6gu Жыл бұрын
Hahahaah. I had stitches laughing at his jokes. He's hilarious. Regrards from PNG. 😂.
@meegoreng8155 Жыл бұрын
Did you get the stitches out?
@Paulathompson171211 ай бұрын
Loved doing the Kokoda track
@richardcalisi918811 ай бұрын
AS a Canadian, this guy cracks me up ever since Just For Laughs...
@DC.....4 жыл бұрын
Be proud Carl you got youse in the dictionary
@zorbahak114 жыл бұрын
We are in the dictionary???
@CiscoHouston-vt1pc8 ай бұрын
Always love when Paul Kelly starts cracking jokes. xx love yer Carl
@LightingComposition Жыл бұрын
i like how carl deliver his jokes, pretty real not trying hard.
@marklowe74313 жыл бұрын
Quality comedy. Top of the game.
@petratorner73255 жыл бұрын
What a pissa!. Sitting here in tears ....😂
@awiljames46404 жыл бұрын
I love this guy his comedy great
@S3RBBETCH5 жыл бұрын
its actually been added to the dictionary 💁🏽♀️
@ChrisIsOutside5 жыл бұрын
had to look it up... it has!!! I just didn't expect it to be spelled "youse"
@dootsmith88575 жыл бұрын
I thought you meant 'Fucking Telstra'
@nomi49055 жыл бұрын
@@dootsmith8857 that'll also get there lol give it time.
@Elcapitaan53 жыл бұрын
"What are you doing?" "I'm on the phone to fucking Telstra"
@enzudesign4 жыл бұрын
Telstra jokes had me dying lol 🤣🤣🤣
@AussieCrimeCasesАй бұрын
yous and youse are actually both in the dictionary. I found that one out the hard way, because i was the one saying it wasnt in there hahaha
@elaisborg1974 жыл бұрын
Another top class aussie
@DrZeuss-cr8jm4 жыл бұрын
“By the way. What are yous doing tomorrow? 🤓”
@MrKeanu233 ай бұрын
Carl you need to have a netflix special
@michelleconnell14823 жыл бұрын
Carl Barron is the best!
@michaelcinar14523 жыл бұрын
This guy is the best..
@cameronsouth71184 жыл бұрын
Carl Barron is a crack up his jokes are so funny I first saw him on The NRL Footy Show in 1997 and Paul"Fatty"Vautin said that he was very good very funny
@lilliumaldaeth91074 жыл бұрын
omg the accents killed me!
@stuffedgrubs Жыл бұрын
Ahh fuck nuckle .. Brings back memories.. The old fella usually had belt