Funny Prayer about Getting Old - Home Instead

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Home Instead

Home Instead

Күн бұрын

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@shanna1950-2812
@shanna1950-2812 14 жыл бұрын
what a wonderful wonderful lady. Truly Grand Dame. Hope I'll be as witty as she is when I grow to be 72. Another 12.5 years
@HomeInsteadInc
@HomeInsteadInc 14 жыл бұрын
@chamles Yes, Mary has great wit and a great attitude to go with it!
@classicallady
@classicallady 14 жыл бұрын
Madam you are absolutely delightful and I just ask the Lord I might get her spirits when I hit her age. Such wit and joy! All the very best to you all!
@bobbodro
@bobbodro 14 жыл бұрын
I'm 85 been through that stuff looking forward to what is going to happen in the future. Very funny stuff hope she keeps passing this stuff along. Bob B.
@margaretouwehand3265
@margaretouwehand3265 11 жыл бұрын
this is what I am talking about, it is really good, blessed are the seniors everywhere!! Merry Christmas!!
@faiththomas1749
@faiththomas1749 10 жыл бұрын
Bless all the elderly , especially Miss Mary Maxwell, comedians take note this is where your career started
@DONGOE
@DONGOE 14 жыл бұрын
I love this lady !
@WhiteNacho
@WhiteNacho 14 жыл бұрын
Brought a tear to my eye.
@customsbroker6145
@customsbroker6145 11 жыл бұрын
I love the way she delivered her prayer. It may sounds funny but hearth warming truth about growing old. Blessed are you.
@CaptElaine
@CaptElaine 14 жыл бұрын
Wonderful... this lady is so charming.... and FUNNY
@hezahonker
@hezahonker 14 жыл бұрын
Hilarious. God Bless Mary and Home Instead.
@Toomsubanite
@Toomsubanite 14 жыл бұрын
As I wake to get older each day, I look in the mirror and thank God that He has a since of humor!
@placidair
@placidair 14 жыл бұрын
She's AWESOME!
@wagnereg
@wagnereg 14 жыл бұрын
Mary YOU ROCK!!
@Sewnknit
@Sewnknit 14 жыл бұрын
What a joy! She hits the nail on the head.
@DrMarilynJoyce
@DrMarilynJoyce 14 жыл бұрын
This literally had me falling off my chair laughing. Her deadpan style is precious and her joy for life is truly apparent. This perspective is the only one to have as we gain in years - and of course in wisdom... :-)
@JimPelley
@JimPelley 14 жыл бұрын
Fantastic and Funny
@lee2tre
@lee2tre 14 жыл бұрын
She speaks beautifully
@anny31
@anny31 14 жыл бұрын
fabulous! im a cna at a nursing home and i know all shes talking about! good job!
@MsZombiepup
@MsZombiepup 10 жыл бұрын
I´m 50 years old ToDay, I already know what she is talking about. Just loved this post!
@Shellyz2u
@Shellyz2u 14 жыл бұрын
All I can say is Thank You!
@WOcoFunnies
@WOcoFunnies 13 жыл бұрын
just when i started thinking about getting old.Awesome laugh and true.
@lioniella
@lioniella 14 жыл бұрын
I Volunteer at an old folks' home each week. Then recently I fell and broke 3 ribs and now have someone coming in every second day to shower me and clean the house. I thought I understood how the oldies must feel in that home. But now that I have spent three whole weeks in their shoes I have a better understanding. And thank you Mary for making my ribs ache with healing laughter!
@mangoditreviso
@mangoditreviso 14 жыл бұрын
Absolutely marvellous. Thank you for sharing.
@StevenPolakoff101
@StevenPolakoff101 14 жыл бұрын
She has great comedic timing--total deadpan--absolutely perfect
@KurellJ
@KurellJ 14 жыл бұрын
Way to go Mary, I am sure you're an inspiration to a lot of women..
@campenkid
@campenkid 13 жыл бұрын
It's great to see I'll be among other like- minded seniors when I arrive at the doorstep of old age and that there might be room, at a table of them that can still laugh, for me to join in. thank you for sharing this wonderful footage.
@SluvsJ52948
@SluvsJ52948 14 жыл бұрын
i love how she does this without any expression at all!!!!!!!
@RhymeWirePoetry
@RhymeWirePoetry 13 жыл бұрын
Brilliant! Absolutely brilliant !
@denisemagill7851
@denisemagill7851 11 жыл бұрын
Such a beautiful and exquisite way of looking at aging - with honesty and good cheer. For old age is one life's greatest gifts. The idea that you develop, mature, and evolve with this complex blueprint called the universe. That your acceptance of your growing old reveals that you are significant and ineffably beautiful.
@msk.johnson5102
@msk.johnson5102 11 жыл бұрын
I needed a good laugh. I hate to say this but I do know a few things she is talking about. Like going to work and someone telling me I have two different earrings on. I can't tell u how many times someone has told me I have lipstick on my teeth. It is a wonderful thing that someone can make being older funny. She knows how to deal with getting old.
@Racingirl911
@Racingirl911 10 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂 I absolutely and thoroughly enjoyed her "prayer"!!! Thanks for making my day a lot brighter!!!! 💗💗💗
@Dallas-Nyberg
@Dallas-Nyberg 13 жыл бұрын
Her wonderful humour of reminded me of Erma Bombeck - this was wonderful to watch -- it made my day..... Thank you for posting.................now..... where's that post button again?...
@FredSpade
@FredSpade 14 жыл бұрын
Not only is the delivery that of a pro, the writing is top notch as well. It just goes to show you're never too old to discover your inner comedian. Beautiful.
@TeePetersen
@TeePetersen 13 жыл бұрын
OMG, she has great timing and all too accurate description of those of us in the aging population and the foibles we face.
@KevHeadUSA
@KevHeadUSA 14 жыл бұрын
She should take this show on the road.
@cowgirlmoon
@cowgirlmoon 14 жыл бұрын
This is WONDERFUL! Thank you for posting this.... and thank you, Mary, for your great sense of humor! God bless!
@jimzmum
@jimzmum 14 жыл бұрын
Love it! Bravo!
@playbonb3
@playbonb3 14 жыл бұрын
That hilarious and simply excellent!
@Lachance8
@Lachance8 14 жыл бұрын
Hilarious! Love this! Love humor! Thanks for the laughs!
@TheTammyMcDaniel
@TheTammyMcDaniel 14 жыл бұрын
This was incredible! Mary is so very sweet & witty. I loved the wine comment :-)
@seesee61
@seesee61 14 жыл бұрын
She is just as cute as she can be!!
@felinepm
@felinepm 10 жыл бұрын
Funny Prayer about Getting Old at the Caregiver of the Year Dinner So funny and sweet :)
@robertmunoz2364
@robertmunoz2364 10 жыл бұрын
Mary Maxwell hilarious old lady.Bless her heart !
@barracudaracer
@barracudaracer 14 жыл бұрын
OMG this is to funny, I love it!!
@debishannon6015
@debishannon6015 11 жыл бұрын
wonderful, good for Mary
@OCDTraci
@OCDTraci 11 жыл бұрын
I love old people.
@skbnvacaville
@skbnvacaville 13 жыл бұрын
She's KILLIN' IT!!! I drove into the wrong end of a car wash recently ....and a friend of mine also looked down at my feet recently and said, "Why do you have two totally different shoes on??" I'm screaming with laughter over here. She may not have the "Moves Of Mick Jagger" but she's killin' it!
@BeamMeUpSkippy
@BeamMeUpSkippy 11 жыл бұрын
Wonderful.
@MarySmith-yb2bj
@MarySmith-yb2bj 11 жыл бұрын
Awesome for us aged!
@TonyaMae
@TonyaMae 14 жыл бұрын
BRAVO!!!!!
@joguio
@joguio 14 жыл бұрын
I so needed this at this precise moment! How utterly awesome and uplifting. It does place things in perspective, yes?
@Mapleleafpete
@Mapleleafpete 14 жыл бұрын
Awesome,i loved this so much,you rock Grama :)
@passionforthepeople
@passionforthepeople 14 жыл бұрын
This is so awesome!
@anmana7
@anmana7 14 жыл бұрын
Mary, you should be a comedian!
@TheRushour3
@TheRushour3 14 жыл бұрын
Epic.
@monty_reneepearison3053
@monty_reneepearison3053 10 жыл бұрын
Such a wit!
@kyolym
@kyolym 14 жыл бұрын
THE ORIGINAL MAXINE!
@fiddlestix2006
@fiddlestix2006 14 жыл бұрын
GREAT !!!
@soneelita
@soneelita 11 жыл бұрын
GOOD THING THE ASIAN CULTURE AND PACIFIC ISLANDERS RESPECT AND LOOK AFTER THE OLDER GENERATION
@muie5
@muie5 14 жыл бұрын
what cracks me up is people really think she's 72 and weighs 145 lbs. That's part of the joke. I'd like to know how old she really is, but, of course, that would be rude to ask!
@yenguccia
@yenguccia 14 жыл бұрын
you're so lovable!!!
@Avion1929
@Avion1929 14 жыл бұрын
The hair...OH DEAR GAWD THE HAIR IS ATTACHED!!!
@dreamchaisr1
@dreamchaisr1 11 жыл бұрын
Oh my god...was fixing to click off thinking this is just another just like any other prayer....then she reeled me in with"uh uh oh I'm sorry God, as long as I have the microphone".... and when it came to the "it's the first time I've been this old... well, I'm all in and thanks! This made me laugh my head off!
@Tes2fy
@Tes2fy 14 жыл бұрын
@MrKungfu2 Just because her deadpan humor lacked vulgarity, profanity, or otherwise off-color humor doesn't mean that she wasn't funny. I personally found her to be quite entertaining, and rather hilarious. Please allow me to ask you, fellow KZbin user, does it really suck to be you?
@TheMetaphorGolf
@TheMetaphorGolf 11 жыл бұрын
Great!
@gdeussing11
@gdeussing11 13 жыл бұрын
lol oh arch bishop im so srry
@WoundedEgo
@WoundedEgo 11 жыл бұрын
Witty lady!
@jshads88
@jshads88 14 жыл бұрын
after seeing this im certain i dont wanna get old
@FRANKVISION
@FRANKVISION 11 жыл бұрын
LOL :-)- I found myself nearly sharp enough to predict many of her punch lines- but i failed in response to the bishop's 'are you coming- - home- - w/ me' - i thought perhaps she might have quipped - 'depends upon your vision and driving skill'
@searchmarketingcompany4937
@searchmarketingcompany4937 11 жыл бұрын
ended a professional comedian
@Paul_Ivanish
@Paul_Ivanish 12 жыл бұрын
comedienne :)
@MarySmith-yb2bj
@MarySmith-yb2bj 11 жыл бұрын
Oh my how i laughed
@berndogmacneil9178
@berndogmacneil9178 11 жыл бұрын
lmao.jerry seinfeld should be taking notes..to funny
@netjet2020
@netjet2020 14 жыл бұрын
God bless you, AMEN. ROFLMAO
@paularulchandranabraham2800
@paularulchandranabraham2800 11 жыл бұрын
Dear Mary, Interesting: Thank you Mary Maxwell: I wish & praying for you! take care: if you have time kindly refer the Scripture: Psalms 90:3-10 3 Thou turnest man to destruction; and sayest, Return, ye children of men. 4 For a thousand years in thy sight are but as yesterday when it is past, and as a watch in the night. 5 Thou carriest them away as with a flood; they are as a sleep: in the morning they are like grass which groweth up. 6 In the morning it flourisheth, and groweth up; in the evening it is cut down, and withereth. 7 For we are consumed by thine anger, and by thy wrath are we troubled. 8 Thou hast set our iniquities before thee, our secret sins in the light of thy countenance. 9 For all our days are passed away in thy wrath: we spend our years as a tale that is told. 10 The days of our years are threescore years and ten; and if by reason of strength they be fourscore years, yet is their strength labour and sorrow; for it is soon cut off, and we fly away. Sincerely, In Jesus Christ and his grip SERVANT Paul A C Abraham,
@sharonpotere3061
@sharonpotere3061 10 жыл бұрын
Is this really the mother of Bill Gates??????
@ReligionandJesus
@ReligionandJesus 14 жыл бұрын
TOO LONG BUT FUNNY
@shanna1950-2812
@shanna1950-2812 14 жыл бұрын
what a wonderful wonderful lady. Truly Grand Dame. Hope I'll be as witty as she is when I grow to be 72. Another 12.5 years
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