EVERY SINGLE GOOMBA

[@callumsparrow4379]

You forgot one: *The* Lonely Goomba, that’s stuck between two pipes, who’s gaming for the rest of his life.

[@redactedredacted1860]

That MAD sketch comes to mind.

[@wolf9423]

I literally smile and have to sing it

[@RicoLightning]

Also missed high heel goomba from Mario maker

[@King_Yef]

Bro I'm cryin'. We saw Goompa and didn't get anything on his backstory. For those not in the know, Goompa didn't just travel the land, he was a world-champion fighter and literally invented the Multibonk move. Furthermore, he TAUGHT the Master of the Dojo in Toad Town how to fight, and his wife Gooma taught Tayce T., the Master's sister, how to cook. There's a reason why Goompa is the one to teach Mario about the battle system in the prologue. He knows everything there is to know about it.

[@waffleuser]

This literally implies that Goompa (in his youth) is stronger than Bowser in his *powered up* state, because The Master, despite his poor health condition, has slightly better stats than Bowser. (Out of curiosity, where did you find this information? I only know abt the master training part. The multibonk stuff makes sense though, because Goombario learns it as his final move.)

[@King_Yef]

@waffleuser It's all from in-game dialogue. The Toad who stands next to the Blue House in Toad Town has different dialogue between each chapter, most of it relating to the Master's family, and some relating to Goompa. In addition, if you tattle Tayce T. and the Master you can put together a few extra pieces of it.

[@waffleuser]

@@King_Yef I figured it would be dialogue since this game has so much of it. It makes the NPCs feel so much more lively too, and I actively check back on them. I also keep Goombario as my main to use Tattle often, but even then, I still missed some of the things you mentioned, thanks for sharing.

[@thatpersonyoudontknow4509]

​@waffleuser Not really. Bowser can negate Goombario's charged attacks, so who's to say he can't revert the Master to his base form? He can one shot a Stone Cap while the Master at full power takes multiple. While he may have higher attack power than Bowser, he still loses a 1 on 1.

[@RioluHazbin]

we need an every single piranha plant video

[@Chillaccino1]

#plantgangriseup

[@TEBArceus]

that’s just its Palutena’s Guidance-

[@angrygarbanzo5436]

Get Viridi as a co-host if you want complete accuracy.

[@Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi]

Call up Virdi. She'll tell you.

[@maxfecteau]

plorp

[@BlueBotBlues]

An interesting note about Galoombas is that they look more like chestnuts than Goombas do, and that's what Goombas are named after in Japanese. That, and the fact that they're on Dinosaur Island might imply that they're the ancestors of the modern Goomba

[@YellowpowR]

Woah, that's a cool idea.

[@ryanhernandez8324]

Ah yes, the rare Galapagos Goomba! Excellent.

[@ChronoSquare]

@@ryanhernandez8324 Hailing from my favorite unknown Mario World location, the Galapagoom Islands

[@zerogyoro4521]

Fun fact: Japanese name for Goombas is because Satoru iwata believe that they were Chestnuts instead of Mushrooms.

[@Moepowerplant]

Someone I know called them walking "bananas." Because you can squish them.

[@KingGoomboss236]

As the Dean for the University of Goom, with a doctorate in Goombology, I appreciate you shining a light on our overlooked brethren. Long live the Goombas

[@neurathal0n534]

Wow, a reply from the king of all goomas! It is an honor your majesty

[@lorilong8305]

I have have a doctorate for goombology

[@miggle2784]

Did you go to the Royal Academy of Mushroom Science?

[@KingGoomboss236]

@@miggle2784 Dang right I did. I got my BA in mycology alongside Kamek and those freaky dudes from The Last of Us.

[@turpasauna]

My daughter is a hardcore Goomba-fan. She saw her first one as a toddler and lost her heart for good. I have no idea how much money we've spent on Goombas during these years (she has even the special ones), but I do know that her love for them has not dimished at all.

[@thatonerotom8999]

Has she seen this video?

[@turpasauna]

@@thatonerotom8999 I'm not sure, she's kinda picky about her videos and often wants to watch them alone.

[@MusicKat217]

This is surprisingly very wholesome.. I hope your daughter knows how cool she is!!! You should let her know that she can play as a Goomba in Super Mario Party lol!

[@turpasauna]

@@MusicKat217 Yes, she certainly has done that! :) I played the new Wonder game with her today and she told me there is a stage where you change into a Goomba. I love how Nintendo keeps including them!

[@MusicKat217]

​@@turpasaunaOh yeah! I completely forgot about that!! I just finished Mario Wonder the other day with my dad, I think you'll both love it! Being a Goomba is very fun and silly! :D I haven't played many Mario games, but I just had to experience that one for myself! I mostly got it because of Daisy tho.. She is my favorite ever! 🫶 But I hope you enjoy the rest of Mario Wonder! It's a great time!!

[@Shane-mv3wx]

It always cracks me up when Carlito sums up these absolutely insane story synopses for obscure media. Like that Spores Von Fungenstein overview had me dying. Not a single beat missed while being accompanied by beautiful edits. Feels so simple, yet so effective.

[@waffleuser]

As a certified goomba connoisseur I have to add on at 26:40 because the Goombario actually receives a letter not long after the fight where the Red and Blue goomba brothers write about how impressed they are by Goombario's strength and ask him to be their friend. Also, it is a crime to not go over Captain Goomba (Bowser's Minions) if you're looking for goombas that tell a story. Like you mentioned in the video, Private Goomp also appears in Bowser's Minions and ends up getting saved by Captain Goomba. Captain Goomba is literally the main character of Bowser's Minions, on top of having some extra lore in Inside Story Bowser Jr.'s Quest, so you've missed out on some juicy goomba lore.

[@victzegopterix2]

I knew I couldn't be the only Captain Goomba fan in existence! X^D

[@the_nopes]

fuck yea, time for some goomba appreciation

[@leunamreyo3663]

Knew I'd find one down here. Question is how many people are gonna do this.

[@the_nopes]

many, the strollin stu army is strong

[@vanna.d]

​@@the_nopesnice pfp

[@the_nopes]

you too

[@paninipancake]

strollin’ stu my beloved

[@Magnet_Chaos]

The Goomba and Galoomba thing was only ever an issue in the lacalize version. The Japanese version of Super Mario World reffered to then with different name. They were called Kuribon intead of Kuribo. So it was less of a retcon and more the English version of the game correcting a localization mistake.

[@Bunkgungle]

Thank you for addressing the Sergeant Guy gloss-over from the previous video. Most content creators would have just ignored the issue but you came clean and told his story. I respect that a lot.

[@victzegopterix2]

I hope he'll also address this really shameful Bowser's Minion's potagonist: Captain Goomba gloss-over in a later one.

[@averagewhiteguy2]

The Masked Ghoul being a Jason Voorhees reference in a Mario game shocked me. I wish we had more horror movie references in Mario games now.

[@salmence100]

You mentioning our goomba kill-count makes me actually wonder what it could be. Like it's gotta be in the 10 thousands. We gotta add that to the afterlife stats.

[@LowProfile0247]

What are YA doin here!

[@artsyomni]

2:30 So the thing is, in Japan, the Galoombas in SMW were always distinct from regular Goombas. In Japanese, the regular Goomba is "Kuribo," whereas, SMW's Galoomba is "Kuribon." It's just that when SMW was localized, this distinction was ignored, and Kuribon was just given the name Goomba, thus conflating the two species in the west. The change from "goomba" to "galoomba" in the english localization was not a retcon, but a correction of the localization. I dunno if somebody has already said this, but there's over 400 comments so I'm not going to look through them all to check. =P

[@andy-opia4306]

I did always find it weird that there are two different Goomba types in the Mario Galaxy games. I always thought of the other one as a Goombo tbh. The only gameplay difference is the Goombo explodes into a coin when spun, and the Goomba twirls on its head and can then be kicked for Star bits. Also, if you’re counting Octoombas, then you missed the three variations on that, being Elite Octoombas, Octoguys, and Octoboo.

[@pr0hobo]

yeah i was thinking i remembered more octoombas

[@GmNdWtchr96]

@@pr0hobo Apparently, the one you're labelling as a Goombo is seen as a Micro Goomba in universe. It's weird because it's not that much smaller than the "Normal" Goomba.

[@odorokibruh]

This should absolutely be a series. I would watch the hell out of every single koopa, etc.

[@aaronjames3228]

There's a video like that. I actually think the guy who did it is friends with this guy or something. Lol just look up every koooa ever. I'm surprised you haven't tried it already

[@snayk60]

My man earned a like simply for "University of Goom"

[@WohaoG]

simply for being carlito actually

[@snayk60]

That too

[@pixellord2370]

That's a canon university in Paper Mario TTYD

[@Door227]

It’s literally a canon thing

[@bepis_real]

I can’t believe you glanced over the Goombrat’s behavior! Turning around at ledges, they’re the Red Koopa equivalent of Goombas, as well as Goombuds to Galoombas. Otherwise, very informative Goomba lore 👌

[@rga1605]

Goombario was an interesting character because it was my first contact with the fact that goombas aren't just minions to Bowser, some of them can just do their things and stuff and not care with Bowser, as a kid I was surprised

[@jsenn8140]

I was about to rage at the blasphemous lack of Chuboomba in this beautiful video, but you came through at the buzzer

[@ilshail153]

While they're classified under "just a really big goomba" and only a footnote in the video, I would still like to draw attention to the Chuboombas from Bowser's Inside Story. They're big lads with Lolipops, but the interesting thing is that using Bowser's Inhale ability on them will cause him to steal their candy and eat it to restore his health... which also causes the Chuboomba to run away crying. This is arguably one of the most diabolical things that bowser can do, and undoubtedly will make the player feel like a heartless bastard.

[@supercamborg4218]

I mean it is free health

[@ilshail153]

but at what cost?

[@jtd786]

Like taking candy from a Goomba, which is fine by me!

[@mropti6350]

Goombella was one of my childhood crushes. Thank you TTYD

[@Shadowflutter196]

Another detail about the Jack o Goomba. They can tank one hit from Starman Mario These dudes have a super insane pumpkin helmet they are able to survive one strike from one of the most unstoppable forces in the series

[@NobleShadowCosmos]

Listen. I don’t want to point fingers at my favorite Goomba, but I will say it goes chugga chugga

[@0vercrafted]

Been waiting for this one ngl, Goomba variations have fascinated me for a long time

[@ineophobe]

I couldn't stop goombing after this video dropped I'm literally walking back and forth, no one is ready for me

[@ashmander3465]

The super Mario world goombas are interesting. They even appeared in the party series and mainline Mario games along time after advance. At least they returned after some years. Great

[@Kirbman]

The original Goomba sprite took up just as much space as the mushroom sprite, as it would've still required an entirely new sprite. The space saving measure was the fact that the walking animation was accomplished by just flipping that one sprite horizontally.

[@Whimsykit]

he meant they didnt have much time to make a new enemy so they just changed an existing sprite

[@Kirbman]

@@Whimsykit That's not what he said in the video though.

[@jevanstokely9765]

This is crucial documentation and must be protected at all costs.

[@thingofportals]

The Aqua Goombas always creeped me out when I was a kid. That game had so much weird horror themed content in it it was great lol

[@plooper14]

Dude, you have a real knack for these videos. Your descriptions for these characters are so funny. I look forward to your videos

[@wes4736]

0:50 and to put even more perspective into how little data the OG goomba uses, not only is it a rehashed mushroom sprite, its also only a single sprite that's mirrored on a timer to give it the illusion of walking.

[@GmNdWtchr96]

Strollin' Stu is practically a crossbreed between a Goomba and one of the Stus from Yoshi's Island.

[@zeepsterd]

That was awesome.

[@evanauclairprokop7023]

Here are some Goombas that appear to be missing Mini Goomba: Those small yellow Goombas from Super Mario Odyssey Picture Match Part (Goomba): A puzzle peice found within a Minigame also in Odyssey that isn't alive, but is listed in the capture list so I think it counts Chuboomba: A fat Goomba found within Bowser's Inside Story that has a Lollipop that if Bowser eats, he runs away crying Jailgoon: A robot made by Fawlful that holds either a Goomba or a Bomb-omb Elite Goombule: Goombules who wear helmets that can only be defeated by the shell ability Goomba Gaurds: 2 Goombas in episode 1 of The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 Sneaky Lying Giant Ninja Koopas, They wear Ninja Headbands and only reveal a painting of Prince Hugo the Huge Goombas from Super Mario Bros. (1993): They where rebellious subjects in Bowser's kingdom that got "De-evoled" into mindless Zombies that had arms and where nightmere fuel, Toad was also one of these people, but he was different because he still rebelled by helping Daisy Oragami Galoomba: Same thing as the Oragami Goomba from Paper Mario The Oragami King and also has many variations Paper Macho Goomba: A giant paper mache Goomba made by Olly to create Not-So-Bottomless holes and reak havoc on the Mushroom Kingdom, also in Paper Mario The Oragami King Small Goomba Gang: Groups of Small Goombas found in Paper Mario Color Splash Accordion Goomba: A Group of Goombas that came together to form an Accordion, also in Color Splash Goomba Wheel: A group of Goombas that joined together to form a wheel, they appear in multiple games and have different variations, like the Small Wheel Goomba 5 Fold Paragoomba: Essentially Wheel Goomba with wings Stiletto Goomba: A shoe Goomba with a Stiletto instead of a shoe, Found in Super Mario Maker 2 And last but not least, 8-Bit Goomba: A Goomba also found in Color Splash that's found inside the Mario Bros. 3 area, however I never found an official name for them other then the fact that the Mario wiki lists then under the 8-bit section just titled Goomba. So that's some Goombas I'd thought I mention, but just because their all Goombas doesn't mean we can't be, so follow your Goomba led dreams and live your best life.

[@Kravchynska]

I was mad on Mini Goombas)))

[@jakesnyder3767]

What about the secret Goomba in sunshine?

[@Hadeks_Marow]

I am soooo depressed you missed my favorite goomba variant. The mini-goomba. While on the surface, the mini-goomba may just looks like a regular goomba only slightly smaller and occasionally with a yellow coloring, what's interesting about these guys is they are the only creature in the mario multiverse _outside of the burrbos_ that are CONFIRMED to not have a soul (which is why they cannot be captured in mario odyssey). Please pin so everyone can know about this awesome goomba variant.

[@taiphonix9232]

He also missed Paragoom from Wario Land 3 and Dr. Mario 64

[@watchwalkerwork]

This series is absolutely fire so far, please keep them coming!!

[@Shritistrang]

The Rhinestone Goombas are actually used in a fangame called Mushroom Kingdom Fusion. It is full to the brim with all different kinds of Goomba recolors and reskins. And the Rhinestone Goombas were chosen for the Las Vegas level.

[@liasoid3073]

something to note about galoombas is that they were always a different species in Japan (Kuriboh vs Kuribon)

[@SquidClipps448]

33:23 Can’t believe one of my favorite goombas, Chuboomba, only got thrown in at the end. 😔

[@DanteCrowlley]

Already forgot 90% of the vdeo, but those lore videos are hot 'n love to be fed more of it

[@kindred6453]

I love this passionate conversation on goombas.

[@MarioKartSuperCircuit]

😢 You forgot the most important goomba, the lonely goomba! You only find these goombas stuck in-between two pipes!

[@isaigutierrez1617]

Where he'll play his game boy for the rest of his life

[@Cricket-mo4vr]

Thank you for your in depth Goomba knowledge. You're a credit to the University of Goom

[@toastywooper8263]

I was having a bad day but this video made it a lot better

[@devinplaysstuff2618]

For a second I didn’t think you were gonna mention chuboomba but you did and I’m thankful for that

[@bobbygymson8013]

Wtf you forgot Gaijin Goomba, super underrated varient with THE most interesting story and absolutely heart throbbing wedding

[@kylefratini2833]

Not to mention the most cultured Goomba of all.

[@Goombias]

Thank you for this video. Now i know more about my goomba family tree.

[@Froge0]

we need an every single thwomp video

[@geschnitztekiste4111]

There’s actually one you forgot, in Galaxy 2, there’s a slightly shorter Goomba that’s a little bit more grey. They’re hard to even recognize as different Goombas tho, so I don’t blame you. The only difference is that when you spin at them, they instantly explode into a coin instead of spinning around and having to be touched again to explode into Starbits.

[@defacube]

Every Goomba is personalized.

[@raisinettez]

unironically the best video i’ve ever seen. need more pls

[@youmeltube]

God I'm so excited for Coney to see this

[@Goatman_Gamer]

So, you've done a Shy Guy video and now a Goomba video. I'm assuming there'll be a Koopa one as well, but if you weren't planning to already, I'd love to see a Thwomp one. I mean, I feel like Grindels, Grrrols, Wallops, Whomps, etc. are all part of the so-called "Thwomp" family, so I'd be really interested to see that. Plus, I just really enjoy this style of humor. Please keep making them, I love it.

[@Jumbo.820]

You’ve truly opened my eyes today. Thank you. Stomping a goomba will never feel the same again

[@gummybread]

This is the first video iv watched of yours and I gotta say, the rate this increased in depth AND unhingedness is impressive, and I’m still not even done yet. I look forward to more.

[@TaleOfTheToaster]

Prediction: Goomboss will make another comeback in 2025 and he will be once again renamed to Goomking (this counts as correct if it's Kingoom or Kingoomba instead)

[@OoBrisketoO]

This was the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.

[@Goomba1309]

Goombas are the best species ever. *Change my mind.*

[@RyuGoomba]

this video speaks to me on a spiritual level

[@MW-hr9tg]

This series if fire. Every single Boo would be dope

[@godrusemary]

the word "goomba" got funnier as the video went on. i love goombas now man im a fucking goomba fan

[@Luigicat117]

Honestly surprised you didn't talk about Captain Goomba more, considering its the first and only time a Goomba was ever a Protagonist

[@moniques5868]

As a Goomba enthusiast, I can confirm.

[@wobblegootutorialsandshort1590]

We need even more videos like this

[@CountMonsparkle]

Cool idea for a series. Looking forward to Every Single Thwomp, the naming of that species always perplexed me.

[@tacticaljunk1608]

17:15 I actually really like the implication that Bowser knows all of his minion's names and that's part of why Bowser hates Mario so much. Because Mario gives his friends boo-boos.

[@auntbill8166]

Gomba

[@Goatman_Gamer]

I didn't know I needed this video, but I did. Thank you for the time and effort put into this. I'd love to see more in the future if you're willing. A nature documentary on the Super Mario enemies is an idea for a video I've had for a long time, but never had the time or energy to write a script or anything. But this is pretty close, so I'm very pleased to see some info in here not even I knew. And also this style of humor is super hilarious, so keep it up.

[@deeganhutchins347]

Honestly you did captain goomba dirty. the one from bowsers’s minions. he has the best goomba storyline of all time man!

[@peachingtonbear]

Genuinely could not stop laughing at this video my stomach started hurting. Ur sense of humor is amazing and your delivery was beautiful. I’m down for more in depth Nintendo videos if that’s your thing or even branching out into different things would be cool too !! Hope to see you post more

[@michaelquintana2590]

Pride Month ended so Goomba History Month could be fully realized

[@sycros1866]

This is the most real video I've ever seen.

[@ThatGuy38757]

Classic Carlito W Also, Goombud approves

[@stolenhero6650]

*Kirito, Softly in the background:* Gary.....

[@yoshifly2337]

Kind of a shame that the different sized goombas aren't mentioned (micro-goomba, mini-goomba (the gold ones), big goomba, giant goomba, Chuboomba,ect)

[@Joshyboy225]

I’ve been binging the “every single ___” series. Every single koopa when? 👀

[@Captain_Goomba]

We are quite the species. I approve this video

[@victzegopterix2]

He totally neglected to talk about one of the best goomba character that is you though.

[@Captain_Goomba]

@@victzegopterix2 FACTS thank you so much

[@Jaricko]

I love how goomba village in paper mario is literally just 1 family of goombas and a toad for population.

[@leociresi4292]

I liked Professor Frankly, he actually broke the fourth wall!

[@ChefBatmanINC]

The Goomba Bros wrote a letter to Goombario explaining how he showed them that being good is the best way to be strong, and that they were going to turn good. Best redemption arc in Goomba history

[@GUNUFofficial]

THE MOVIE GOOMBA, YOU FORGOT IT!

[@joewilliams-un8vu]

If Sad Goombas are their own species separate to regular goombas, that implies the existence of: -Excited Goomba -Scared Goomba -Disgusted Goomba -Mad Goomba Also I find it hilarious because Nintendo is basically saying that if you feel sad, you are not human 😂

[@toast4248]

Aroused Goomba

[@joewilliams-un8vu]

@@toast4248 You know what? If Sad Goomba is canon, I wouldn’t be surprised if this one was as well

[@leociresi4292]

You forgot, Sleeping Goomba (Super Mario Wonder), even they’re not safe!

[@yeeoof1995]

@@toast4248 literally minus8

[@McWickyyyy]

This channel is doing the lords work

[@AURAxSTAR]

GOOMBELLA GANG 🔛🔝

[@Glasgowphilosopher]

Things i would have said about Galoombas: They were likely created to show off the more precise item carrying and throwing mechanics of SMW. Their round design more closely resembles the chestnuts that Goombas take their Japanese name from. Their ability to survive being jumped on makes them much tougher than their Goomba cousins, and given that they live in Dinosaur Land they might be related the stretchy Goombas from Yoshi's Island who can be flattened and still walk around with Yoshi on top of them, but you didn't mention those in this video :P

[@goombaballdasher969]

FINALLY!! We need more videos like this to help differentiate different types and species of goombas as well as discuss goomba history, thank you Carlito, for being one who cares about the Goombas. Also sorry but I hate to be That goomba, but in Mario Galaxy 1 the goombas did own their own planet before the Jack O' Goombas did, but its not shape like a jack o lantern its shaped like a yoshi head. Ok thats it thank you again >:)

[@WaluigiPlushBros]

This video is outstanding so much lore to the Goomba; wasn’t expecting so many crazy variants in the old books and magazines, just crazy I’m sure a lot of research went into this, amazing work

[@cartermurphy1618]

forgot Doctor Gooma from the Doctor Gooma Tower in Dr Mario World

[@therainygamer2454]

I want a plush of every single goomba in this video please. I love goombas.

[@freesulo9877]

the video I have waited for my whole life

[@WeegeeMaro]

What an amazing video, this is a beautiful masterpiece that should be seen by everyone all around the world. Thank you for changing my life.

[@D1stop1an]

28:37 Wow carlito... you really fumbled on this Goomba

[@StrollinStu358]

As a Strollin Stu I appreciate being treated nicely and not being stomped on

[@SteveNathn]

31:37 bro imagine your whole existence being boiled down to the fact that you’re known for being robbed 😭

[@cybereagle1989]

I just stumbled on this video without prior knowledge of the channel and I have to say: We all should strife to be as excited about the little things as Carlito is about Goombas.

[@logancade342]

"The Goomba." Liked. "The Goomba is widely regarded as one of God's most important creations." Subscribed.

[@JeriArth]

If possible I would like to see a every single Yoshi. I don't know if there as diverse as the goomba or the shy Guy though

[@rodan9773]

Nin10doland sent me here. Respect and keep up the epic work.

[@scottpeltier3977]

If you wonder about goomba lives then look at Mario rpg. There is a goomba that retired from bowsers army and works a shop in Monster town. After his service he got married and had triplets. Fun fact: He talked about how bowser knew the blue clothed goombas name, bowser actually knows the majority of his army and despite being a brute, actually has a good relationship with the members of his army. Bowser actually talks to the goomba shopkeep in RPG and reminisce for a bit. What I love most is that when the goomba shows his kids to bowser, bowser is so proud he turns away and happy cries. Bowser is better than peach! Bowser is a king for his people

[@ThatIdiotOmega]

28:33 Fun Fact: The Black chest Demon is also the inspiration for Snatcher from a Hat in Time

[@Cormorant42]

bro just casually dropped U Goon reference