Carnival Fish Bowl (with Lamorne Morris) | We're Here to Help with Jake Johnson & Gareth Reynolds

Jake, Gareth and special guest Lamorne Morris talk to a caller grossed out by men crying. Later, Jake and Gareth help an engineer student with their class project.
Check out Lamorne's new podcast / @thelamorningafter on KZbin!
00:00 Intro w/ Lamorne Morris
01:33 Lamorne Morris - should grown men cry
19:34 Sponsored by Factor
22:53 Sponsored by Zocdoc
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28:18 Engineering Senior Project - how to pitch to shark tank
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Jake Johnson (New Girl) and Gareth Reynolds (The Dollop) don't feel qualified to give strangers good advice. Most of their friendship over the last 15 years has been based around dumb bits, but they do (for better or worse) want to try to help people out. Like your friendly local bartender or your tipsy uncle at a family gathering, Jake and Gareth are on the caller's side and trying to help.
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[@HUSHMONEYBAND]

Just put Lamorne on the pod permanently! He’s the best!

[@jenv635]

"This is not Denzel Washington by the way..its just me" 😂

[@swgreen1975]

Genius move to have Lamorne begin the call which in turn threw the caller completely off 😂😂😂 You know it’s always going to be fun when Lamorne is on 😉

[@debbsandflowyoga]

How have yall made 53 eps already??! It's a New Girl dream come true to get to see Lamorne and Jake every week on their pods ❤❤❤❤

[@papasmurph131]

I love getting sucked into their banter and then remembering there's still someone on the phone 🤣🤣🤣

[@julianichols]

Not Lamorne being in the BMO ad that came up while I’m watching this 😂

[@MonsterPill]

Lamorne is the best

[@EwokPanda]

Loving these night-shift drops of the World's #1 Podcast!

[@Freckles101598]

This podcast is so good I wish I had more problems you’d want to solve

[@HeretoHelpPod]

That sounds like a problem in itself!

[@bethyviz]

Feelin the same way!! 😂

[@ellaleis8449]

weird flex

[@chumsole3463]

The BMO ad with lamorne before the episode leading to this, it's a - lamorneing!!

[@Falcopunch97]

Shout out New Haven!! I hope we get to see Gracie’s epic robot buddies

[@dallindurrant7486]

first girl basically described herself as jessica day😂

[@elizabethdycus3859]

And her dates are JJ Watts

[@LoveIsAll88]

@@elizabethdycus3859totally!😂😂😂

[@mickeylynch3605]

Definitely going to need more Barbara

[@SerenaaAlice]

The most UNHINGED intro yet.

[@HeretoHelpPod]

That's Lamorne for you!

[@MrsLadybug1901]

Lamorne left a drink ring on the couch and I can’t look away.

[@LoveIsAll88]

Oh no I see it-it hurts!

[@maggieboswell7350]

Your ads are the only ads I don’t skip

[@hartlas]

They basically pitched that Gracie should make the Mr. Handy robot from Fallout 🤣

[@S317537]

Loving this late night uploads to keep me company when working 😊

[@hdv993]

I do miss the earlier episodes where they didn't forget about the caller lol

[@gamesplit2893]

its not their fault theyre best friends haha

[@LoveIsAll88]

With you there. The general flow of the earlier ones. I was digging them and was so hooked. Lately, I feel less pulled in. I love you guys so much-continue doing you. Just happy to know I’m not alone in that feeling and hoping you all find a good rhythm! ❤

[@karo84]

Lamorne ♥He was so good in Fargo!

[@rosiedonaldson7015]

So great to see Lamorne on the postcast! Another great episode ❤ and woody sounds like a hoot!

[@sanjays6120]

I like how the here to help bot is basically just Bender from Futurama

[@patricksmith1990]

I love that they just came up with Rosie from the Jetsons

[@Its_Norwegian]

Place ya' bets folks. When do they get him to do a Denzel impression. Lamorne is a quick 'yes, thank-you' when he's on a pod, and I'm heading over to Lamorning After right after this.

[@randyyork1942]

He breaks out Denzel in the first episode he’s featured on, check it out!

[@MrSimpleton]

16:24 😂

[@Its_Norwegian]

​@@MrSimpletonAnd he gives the game away!

[@gamesplit2893]

okay wtf i swear at 9:34 i saw the "were here to help" poster zoom in am i crazy or does anyone else see that??

[@bkm2023_]

lmaooo just came to see who else saw it

[@olivercaan520]

Love the podcast!! Would like to see longer episodes… maybe have a 30 min convo with the guest after the call🤷🏻‍♂️

[@eben3020]

Jake’s laugh sounds a lot like my late father’s and it brings me so much joy

[@josef2012]

Thanks so much for time stamping the ads,now instead of skipping them,I can start from the beginning and watch them all in their entirety! A true podcast Godsend! 😘

[@HilaryTJ]

Jake’s initial pitch of Woody immediately made me think of Johnny 5!

[@CM-pf1xc]

8:05 yeah this is weird. We shouldn’t shame men for crying!!! But yes it is weird for early dates to break down so early. 9:43 he has some sense

[@ifthen1526]

LOVE me some Gilly B.. Listen...I watch this, I live it and Allis tells me to lean in now

[@novayeager3457]

It makes so much sense that Gareth's Mom is British because this man looks like a brit

[@mkyt2601]

His name is also Gareth

[@k.c.5255]

I’m plus one-ing Portia’s issue. This is not a weird thing that no other women have experienced. 😂 Jake’s advice was spot-on. Lamorne’s advice…lol…not as helpful. Who the hell wants to stick around for date #2 when the guy cries on the phone after date #1? Get outta there, Portia. Jake’s advice is solid. Use that wisdom moving forward!

[@jasonyates3311]

37:37 Did Jake take a note on his shoe?

[@aliciamoore3741]

When is it Hannah Simone’s turn??

[@aliciabarrie7229]

Lamorne had it true, portia needs to grow the hell up. We love men who cry ❤

[@laITAebella]

Wrong 😑 we love men who emotionally regulate themselves. meaning they can cry if they need to, and they can keep it together if they need to. they’re not repressed or an open wound. blubbering on a 2nd date is not okay unless you happen to stumble into a topic about a deceased loved one or something and even then, not blubbering. you should have done some counseling on your grief and be a little more together on a date. and if they just died why are you dating??! So basically, no it’s never okay for either sex to be a complete mess on a public first, second or third date or really ever. work through your shit people and cry with your friends and loved ones and therapists not unsuspecting strangers.

[@ritzo97]

Love the pod! Nothing but love but did anyone else have a ringing sound in this ep?

[@carolynmchugh5679]

no time for lamorning after when i have to catch up on my favorite podcast the dollop 😊

[@Tmanfunk22]

I would LOVE to be on this show to hear your guys thoughts on my problem, I have emailed in just hoping to be picked!

[@dallindurrant7486]

i love how after a while with the first caller they just stop trying to help and start talking about they're own thing 😂

[@soxxel12]

Why is it now I'm realizing why they cast JB Smoove as Winston's (not) long lost father? The "I am F'n up their bowels" made me feel like I was watching a bit on Curb.

[@user-cr6od8pk7j]

Use me as the Porsha dislike button. We love men that cry!!

[@mimifanet]

I see lamorne I click

[@HMbeav8404]

I’m gonna make lamorne earn it ;)

[@jordanerickson5986]

Lawn roomba for dog poop. Build it

[@theofficialtylerbeam]

I know, how cliche to have Lamorne on as a permanent host. Plus he’s starting his own. Buut. This isn’t just star power. It’s genuine connection. This is what we want. We NEED the 3 of you. Period.

[@drewm7455]

Wait is the lamorne podcast for real? Because i cant seem to find it.

[@Jasmine-tr1zs]

It is real! The Lamorning After , episode 1 is out with jake as rhe guest

[@katel9038]

WINSTONNNNNNNN

[@ryancarr808]

My advice is for Porsche, squint the entire time. Cancel out the big eyes.

[@user-df4wr7qp2d]

idk if its a good thing lamorne is so available

[@Cash42]

Jake is so Barbara 💀 Gareth is more like Robert Herjavec

[@Emi_Alvarez]

Can we get Damon on this?

[@Vale-yn6nu]

I love this podcast but the amount of mid roll ads, longer sponsorship announcements, and shorter calls is scaring me. I hope it doesn’t become a shitty commercial thing

[@Samanthaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

At least they make the ads funny! I don’t think they’ll become that- I know many shows have, but I have a good feeling about these guys 🙃

[@mml7455]

ads probably mean they're making some $ so hopefully it's a sign they'll keep this up and running ..best podcast going 😆

[@mikkicolon]

People do need to make $ to make quality production possible, so at least they make them fun. And you can always fast forward. However, I do agree about not liking shorter calls.

[@user-pv5iu9vw7b]

Wow the girl who gets “grossed out” by guys crying - cmon

[@abochelopr]

😂

[@hannafournier2321]

Gotta say, didn’t love the whole shaming of men who cry in this ep. Men are allowed to cry!!!

[@checksanity]

I didn’t really see it as shaming “men who cry” in general. If anything it was the when/how soon Jake and Gareth considered weird. As for shaming, Jake said to joke shame the prior dates as a way to for the caller to get across to new guys that she’s not into that type of guy. While Lamorne’s response was “grow up” and pretty much repeating that in a variety of ways. I kind of wished she’d given more than one example. Because the one she gave, the guy sounded potentially manipulative. Like he was trying to guilt her into going through with a second date after assuming she was blowing him off altogether. Otherwise, why leave the voicemail? Personally, I’m all for vulnerability and communication. I’ve experienced people who seemed to communicate that way, but they were terrible at listening. That’s what the example reminded me of. Also, Lamorne was right, the caller has some growing up to do if she’s generally “disgusted” or “grossed out” by men crying. But is it that or that they’re crying so soon and/or for no “good” reason??

[@hannafournier2321]

@@checksanity totally get what you’re saying! And understand that the situation is also very specific in the way that the guys who are crying are doing it really early on and for strange reasons. I just didn’t love the comment about shaming them for it or calling them “little bitches”. I feel like a younger male may misinterpret what’s being said and could feel shame about it.

[@checksanity]

@@hannafournier2321 Ah, I hear you. That occurred to me as well. However, based on the ages of their callers, it seems like their audience is in the ~23 to 40+ age range. I have a hunch their female audience is who makes up most of their 20s demographic. Meaning, I don’t think there are too many impressionable young men that specific concern would apply to. A lot of messaging these days encourages young men that it’s ok to be vulnerable. Hopefully, enough to balance out that type of misinterpretation. Plus, if anything, this episode directly and indirectly defines appropriate/ideal parameters for men to cry while dating.

[@hannafournier2321]

@@checksanity very good points! And super glad that boys are being encouraged to be vulnerable now more than ever. :)

[@KGchannel01]

Gracie's professors sound insufferable, stuck in that academia bubble, with a little bit of a power trip. You never know what practical applications you might stumble upon while making your tokyo drift go cart! Thats how the scientific process of discovery works, its full of unexpected turns!

[@joel-oquendo]

Sounds like these guys are crying too early just like making inappropriate jokes too early.