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@Yeast1912 ай бұрын
Nah
@dragnothlecoona2 ай бұрын
I like spicy food :>
@Enteropy232 ай бұрын
Deer Urine Sausage. Ive asked kindly 13 times and paid you 4 dollars
@Yeast1912 ай бұрын
@@Enteropy23 bro paid this man 💀
@srgarathnor2 ай бұрын
please make a sausage containing meat, horseradish, olives, anchovies, eggplant, pickled eggs and vegemite and a splash of malort. Do it for the FLAVEUOR
@tenien57842 ай бұрын
What went into the basement was a man. What emerged is something nearly unrecognizable.
@BrimBlam2 ай бұрын
kinda looks like a sausage to me
@tekkaikenmega5092 ай бұрын
W!eners out for the myth the legend
@tekkaikenmega5092 ай бұрын
W!eners out for the myth the legend
@tekkaikenmega5092 ай бұрын
W!eners out for the myth the legend
@JonasC222 ай бұрын
a sausage man
@resuemannet2 ай бұрын
I feel like Mr. Sausage could prank Mrs. Sausage extremely well by just randomly yelling "Five Mark Ruffalos" while he's in the kitchen.
@sand89082 ай бұрын
i really hope he does this
@masterfarr82652 ай бұрын
He needs to do that
@Newt27992 ай бұрын
You’re an evil genius
@AidanDaGreat2 ай бұрын
PErfection.
@Majextic2 ай бұрын
Worse: In the bathroom
@pumpkinhead44262 ай бұрын
Just IMMEDIATELY splatters the new stove tip with oil. Mrs Sausage has the patience of a saint
@FightingTorque4112 ай бұрын
Just the tip, though
@pumpkinhead44262 ай бұрын
@FightingTorque411 now I can't edit my comment because that's so funny
@huhusmremre2 ай бұрын
To be fair he's the one who actually uses the stovetop so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@Azalynnnnn2 ай бұрын
When the wife was rambling and you called her Mrs.Sausage she KNEW she was gonna make it in the video with that thought lmao
@mrs.sausage44412 ай бұрын
I didn’t :(
@snoozbuster2 ай бұрын
The "Don't... 🥺" cracked me up
@theskrublords2 ай бұрын
@mrs.sausage4441 Mrs. Sausage can you please let Mr. Sausage do Will it Blows in the kitchen?
@narius_jaden2152 ай бұрын
@@mrs.sausage4441 Why you gotta treat him like a bad dog with the will it blow
@guhrizzlybaire2 ай бұрын
@@narius_jaden215you see the messes he makes?? he is a bad dog 😂
@DawsonsMemes2 ай бұрын
Goodbye Sausage Studios / Dungeon. You will be missed
@stormtrooper742 ай бұрын
The audio is better downstairs.
@mrman60352 ай бұрын
Well it will have a cameo every episode still
@DaFro37132 ай бұрын
This is a sad end to the Gas Leak Arc
@afklolwtfbbq2 ай бұрын
@@stormtrooper74it really is. this is not an upgrade for us 😢
@SKaede2 ай бұрын
At least we still have the radioactive cereal box
@rodenbeard2 ай бұрын
I'm honestly kind of shocked that the kitchen renovations didn't take "Will It Blow?" into account. I thought that place would have been ready to be hosed down on the daily
@pirojfmifhghek5662 ай бұрын
The point scoring system is mostly derived from how messy it is to clean up.
@BruceAlarie2 ай бұрын
mrs.sausage ,that consciencious meanie!
@rust31522 ай бұрын
you think he cleans the will it blow area?
@sansationalgaming84202 ай бұрын
@@rust3152not anymore lmao just look at that Poot cereal box for example
@haphazardprism2 ай бұрын
🎶 i can't wait to get back on the sausage again 🎶
@OrdinarySausage2 ай бұрын
sing brother sing
@ChesterManfred2 ай бұрын
Mixed message
@jango78892 ай бұрын
PHRASING
@haphazardprism2 ай бұрын
@@jango7889 "we're done with phrasing"
@burntalive2 ай бұрын
@@haphazardprism ARCHER!!!
@Archphoenix12 ай бұрын
one day the uploads will stop and a month later mrs sausage will upload a photo of a sausage shaped coffin in a sausage casing full of manscape, and helix sponsors.
@drrichardew78782 ай бұрын
I really hope that Sausage doesn't burst
@cloudy48722 ай бұрын
and the styrofoam head with the “toy”
@sneed9152 ай бұрын
They are gonna bury him in the basement with all his mark ruffalo's.
@echomikoart2 ай бұрын
And Adam&Eve 💙
@aquatictrotsky10672 ай бұрын
@@sneed915 They're gonna bury him in the basement with *the* Mark Ruffalo.
@PankoBreadcrumbs2 ай бұрын
RIP to the Basement Sausage arc, you join the Florida Kitchen in the Sausage Hall of Fame!
@wiillLiccs2 ай бұрын
mrs sausage must still be traumatized by the sweet baby ray’s sausage
@DarkL12 ай бұрын
Nah man it's the brain sausage
@ChesterManfred2 ай бұрын
??? MARK RUFFALOS
@cradiculous2 ай бұрын
@@ChesterManfred That bbq sauce will it blow didn't score five...
@ChesterManfred2 ай бұрын
@@cradiculous oops. Can you blame me, though? It's just too much info
@malegria9641Ай бұрын
@@ChesterManfredit got 6/5 ruffalos and he did it all over the stove, no box to give the stove nor wall even a semblance of protection
@declancochran28822 ай бұрын
Only a truly loving wife could imbue the word 'don't' with such a combination of sadness and threat.
@41rmartin2 ай бұрын
I can't remember him mentioning the renovations. I just assumed they moved into their new house and Mrs Sausage immediately banished whatever this is to the closest place in the house to hell. Edit: Well exit mouth is my new least favourite combinations of words.
@BruceAlarie2 ай бұрын
ew
@tibia-the-dog2 ай бұрын
I thought that too. Just immediately banished to the basement in the new house
@leevause60502 ай бұрын
I feel the basement is the proper place for deranged sausage experimentation.
@stotonno962 ай бұрын
0 sausage: a sausage made of all the sausages that got a 0 out of 5
@gratje4202 ай бұрын
Yes
@RossCleveland422 ай бұрын
Can we make sure this gets done?
@goforthebutt7242 ай бұрын
This has to happen.
@HaloHydra2 ай бұрын
The 1 mil sub special I imagine
@ilshail1532 ай бұрын
this is the scariest sausage because the longer he takes to do it, the worse its going to get
@Duckling772 ай бұрын
Why do I feel like he’s gonna be back in the basement next episode
@H.3.l.p2 ай бұрын
I'm actively hoping he is
@indyfan98452 ай бұрын
Greenland shark boiled in Surströmming juices and Malort.
@damianosplay94572 ай бұрын
genius
@tristanvandervelde35692 ай бұрын
Yes please!
@PhillyCh3zSt3ak2 ай бұрын
Topped with "The Last Dab" hot sauce from Heatonist.
@TheAuzman4662 ай бұрын
this could actually create a brand new substance
@WorldOfSafari2 ай бұрын
NO
@ashurafreedan2 ай бұрын
i want to meet the absolute savage who is eating these like its m&ms and enjoying a movie
@ONIGIRIKINGU2 ай бұрын
They are bit hot but not bad but my tolerance is high
@ashurafreedan2 ай бұрын
@@ONIGIRIKINGU how does it feel in the bathroom?
@SMTRodent2 ай бұрын
I love them, but the number of them I can eat in a sitting depends on how bad my migraine is. If it's a really bad headache, I can chug them down like plain salted peanuts but they taste better than just plain salt. The aftermath doesn't much differ if I eat three or three dozen.
@TheGhostFart2 ай бұрын
mr sausage has a low spice tolerance
@ONIGIRIKINGU2 ай бұрын
@@ashurafreedan dont really but i have EBS already so drinking water can make me sit on the toilet for hours but when i eat spicy i fell nothing or have to go to the bathroom. Just to let you know ive eaten two one chip chalmange and all i had was a runny nose, no needing milk or anything
@anderssvendsen66822 ай бұрын
You should totally make an "Will it blow?" ALTAR in the basement!!! Like some fancy religious sausage blowing holy altar!!! That would be sick.
@toryumau67982 ай бұрын
… Papa Nurgle is listening with great interest. >)X^D
@anderssvendsen66822 ай бұрын
Does that mean Mr Sausage is the Emperor of Man? If so, then i agree.
@pirojfmifhghek5662 ай бұрын
Sounds like y'all need to mail him some kind of shrine for him to perch the cereal box upon.
@pantrymonster2 ай бұрын
"sausage blowing holy alter" is a helluva phrase
@Domriso2 ай бұрын
...Now you've put religion and sausagea in my head. My first thought is holy communion sausage.
@ArmoredChocoboLPs2 ай бұрын
"if it burns my mouth imagine how it's gonna feel burning my exit mouth" ....that's one way to put it.
@thebuttonking2 ай бұрын
Can't believe it's been 3 years of sausage basement. I've been watching for 2 years now and watched a lot of the backlog but it's wild to see the sausaging environment change in real time.
@thelastgremlin60712 ай бұрын
2:05 Having use to work for a lawn care company mowing lawns, To answer Mrs. Sausage question, It’s the scheduling and when the “spotter” spots a lawn that needs cut, then they send out a crew to cut it, It’s always random and always the “spotters” say weather or not the grass needs cut. So that’s why times are weird on cutting grass. (Side note, don’t mow grass unless you can’t handle rocks/grass shavings hitting your face) 😊
@mellowyello14782 ай бұрын
Where a mask or goggles. Seriously, they are maybe 10-20 bucks and protect your eyes and face from facial or optical trauma.
@todayyouhealАй бұрын
Those rocks are truly something. I’m surprised I haven’t been blinded by now.
@scrimpishimp48572 ай бұрын
Mrs. Sausage is definitely the brains of this household.
@BruceAlarie2 ай бұрын
we all got our demons
@budmuffin19792 ай бұрын
The wife yelling at you is my favorite side character tbh
@t918theblade2 ай бұрын
At long last The Sausage Lord has featured my scoring art. This will be an important day in my book.
@chiefawesomeness2 ай бұрын
4:26 that splash looked personal
@Lithilic2 ай бұрын
"Worse than the people that back into parking spaces" I've never agreed more with such an unusually specific comparison.
@BruceAlarie2 ай бұрын
i love the absolute morons that feels a need to park snugly next to me when they got a whole empty parking lot to pick from!!!
@BruceAlarie2 ай бұрын
is justifiable homicide still illegal??
@christianmiles71682 ай бұрын
5:02 woah woah i just got attacked and for what???
@Ether_92 ай бұрын
Same, super hurtful 😢 I already hear it from my wife 😂
@drunkenhobo80202 ай бұрын
Are we talking about the spicy food or the backing into parking spaces? Because I eat spicy food to a normal level, but always back my car into spaces. It makes getting out more efficient!
@linkly92722 ай бұрын
Backing into parking spaces is waaayy better than going straight in.
@christianmiles71682 ай бұрын
@@linkly9272 I've found my people
@christianmiles71682 ай бұрын
@@drunkenhobo8020 that's what I'm sayinnn
@yoda51672 ай бұрын
I think it’s finally time he sausages the boxalo box
@vadenkwin2 ай бұрын
"people who eat spicy food do it for attention, and they're the kind of people who back into parking spots" YOU my man, took my words of 30+ years right out of my mouth.
@Palmit_2 ай бұрын
Now I'm fascinated about lawncare too. LAWN TRIMMINGS SAUSAGE!!!
@Palmit_2 ай бұрын
i mean it's good enough for ruminants, why shouldn't it be sausaged?
@BruceAlarie2 ай бұрын
@@Palmit_ moo!
@theeth32422 ай бұрын
RIP to the Sausage Dungeon. So many memories we had down there. So many we wish we could forget. So many that will never let us sleep at night. So many.
@psuede0852 ай бұрын
Congratulations on the kitchen renovation! I hope it serves you guys well for years and years.
@Burningwater2022 ай бұрын
Well damn, I like spicy food and I back into parking spaces. Guess I’m Mr. Sausage’s public enemy #1 now
@deadlybaconman44672 ай бұрын
The US Navy medley was an interesting choice for todays sausage song
@justaguy57702 ай бұрын
Pretty natural considering the getting on the sausage again song
@BruceAlarie2 ай бұрын
@@justaguy5770 ew?
@justaguy57702 ай бұрын
@@BruceAlarie hey, it's whatever floats your boat in the middle of the ocean
@JeremiahDaniels-w2z2 ай бұрын
Fucking shocked me
@imalmostbatman2 ай бұрын
Mr Sausage seemed pretty happy about this food item, we should send him more things like it!
@MaybeRay2 ай бұрын
"people who enjoy spicy food are worse than people who back into parking spaces" as an asian, i don't know how to react to this
@nuclearbombmedia2 ай бұрын
RIP Sausage Dungeon 😢
@masterfarr82652 ай бұрын
Sausage Dungeon sounds like a cool band name.
@GhostWolf4722 ай бұрын
boil a lobster in baked beans (sausaging optional)
@1337ConeHead2 ай бұрын
This is the way.
@Poliostasis2 ай бұрын
This is the way.
@Bush_Dog7772 ай бұрын
This is the way.
@Daddio_McFly2 ай бұрын
Stretch a sausage casing over the intact lobster
@BruceAlarie2 ай бұрын
NO!
@FortWhenTeaThyme2 ай бұрын
Your response to Mrs. Sausage's boring story is the best part of the episode.
@KingNikolai2 ай бұрын
I have nothing but respect for the things this man puts himself through for us and for sausage science
@Dustycas2 ай бұрын
The renovations looks great, can't really blame Ms. Sausage for wanting to spare it from sausage splatter. Also you should do a tartar sauce sausage, I've looked through the channel and haven't seen you do that one yet.
@functioning_adequately2 ай бұрын
0:58 Microwave REFLECTION TIME BABY
@markiplieristhebestpizzato27432 ай бұрын
He's already shown his face in an episode before
@jonmiller43612 ай бұрын
2:51 whoever did this is the best Mark Boxallo artist, period.
@CharisTheFox2 ай бұрын
I think as a final goodbye to the basement you should sausage the will it blow box and start a new one
@underscore____40602 ай бұрын
XD
@danielwilliams94732 ай бұрын
Don't think I've ever been as surprised by this channel as I have been seeing the kitchen renovated, it looks completely different from when they moved in
@TheMightyX2 ай бұрын
I have no doubt that Mr and Mrs Sausage have a giggle after every video because they actually have a really happy marriage and she thinks it’s funny to be portrayed as such an intimidating woman. I’m onto you, sir and madam!
@alopexau2 ай бұрын
"Exit mouth" is the most cursed thing I've heard all year.
@RVBMichaelJCaboose2 ай бұрын
RIP Ordinary Sausage’s colon
@chrisrobson48202 ай бұрын
Man, he hit my soul when he talked about people who back into parking spaces.
@firstnamesomethingorother14062 ай бұрын
Congrats on the new kitchen, Mr Sausage Looking great
@Dr.Boring2 ай бұрын
new kitchen and still a completely unaffixed stuffing machine i love it
@javiersaugar3762 ай бұрын
A respectable endeavor. Now finally onto: Costco Sausages. Chicken Bake,Pizza, Hotdog + Drink, local Costco sandwich variant, chicken Caesar, the parfait, Double Chocolate Chunk Cookies and frozen coffee. Grind it down to a sausage and cook it on the Hot Dogger then tell us if the sausage is worth the Costco membership fee. This will continue to be posted until Morale or Sausage improves!
@unitmikey72 ай бұрын
stay strong sausage soldier, day of costco will come soon
@PixiePrincess5012 ай бұрын
The off-camera "Except Will it Blow!!!" killed me 🤣
@TRSwordsman2 ай бұрын
It won’t be long till he’s back in the basement if Mrs. Sausage has her way.
@Suichimo2 ай бұрын
Instead of printing out the Mark Boxalo art and putting it on the cereal box, silkscreen a shirt with the Mark Boxalo art and give it to Mrs. Sausage as a gift and don't tell her. Then you can do a "Will it blow?" upstairs.
@insertphallicreferencesmit72422 ай бұрын
5:33, plant sausage when?
@IceDragon9782 ай бұрын
"Today we say goodbye to the basement sausage dungeon" I'm sure Mrs. Sausage is ecstatic.
@sidewalkfish92562 ай бұрын
3 years in the basement
@trolleymouse2 ай бұрын
The rare Mrs Sausage POV shot.
@owne66092 ай бұрын
I feel like we've all been torturing mr. Sausage for content.
@TheGhostFart2 ай бұрын
he does it to himself
@D_M_T_Experience2 ай бұрын
omfg the anchors away reference wirh the song. amazing. this Seaman is blown away
@synthetic12 ай бұрын
This man's sausage psychosis 100% paid for that kitchen in its entirety and he's still barred from using it to it's full potential... ☕
@davidcastillo74922 ай бұрын
Congrats on the kitchen renovation!!!
@fricks44862 ай бұрын
Congratulations on the kitchen renovations! You should try boiling surstromming
@PoopLoop2022 ай бұрын
I suggested to him that he should boil the hakarl in surrstromming juice, at his parent's house, and he didn't seem to hate the idea
@KeithHazel-w2q2 ай бұрын
I feel like a "Mrs. Sausage Decorations" sausage may be in order! It's a sausage that can ONLY bring them closer together!
@keemdontcare2 ай бұрын
2:40 banishing her husband to the basement for being bad
@Romanian_user2 ай бұрын
Well what else could she do if mr. Sausage won't behave
@14vatochongo2 ай бұрын
Dude i just wanted to say thank you for bringing us smiles every week. Its been quite the journey. Again thank you for bringing some disturbing joy to the world.
@samdiveley88162 ай бұрын
RIP basement
@lhei_tayuun2 ай бұрын
The really hot peppers are like being kicked in the nuts: there's the briefest of moments where you're like "it hurts, but this is manageable," and even as you think it the pain ramps to a crescendo where it's going to remain for the foreseeable future.
@cdevans972 ай бұрын
we need to send him spicy lobster. make him waste even more money
@BruceAlarie2 ай бұрын
be nice to kevin
@dotJamo2 ай бұрын
I've bought these a few times, they're actually incredibly tasty. Their less spicy varieties are also very good.
@calvinjluther2 ай бұрын
Finding out that Mr. Sausage doesn't back into parking spaces is a thorn in my heart.
@snausages432 ай бұрын
That Boxalo box art is brilliant
@oxybe2 ай бұрын
From the Catacombs of Casings to the newly minted Sausage Scullery. I'm proud of you, Mr.Sausage. o7
@danielbickford34582 ай бұрын
after binging a far too many of you videos, I think I found the perfect theme song for your videos. It's a song my dad taught me back in middle school. Donderbeck the butcher. There are several versions of it, but most of them have a very similar Chorus Line of "all the rats and Alley Cats are never more be seen they're off the street and grounded meat in donderbeck's machine"
@tamed41712 ай бұрын
I like how Mrs. Sausage's dialogue is put in subtitles, like she's speaking a different language
@stormtrooper742 ай бұрын
Know what would have been a cooler sausage? A bunch of NSEs combined together!
@lightningfarronxp88992 ай бұрын
spicy food is delicious and backing into parking is for people who like working now so they can have it easy later. that sausage was easily a 4/5. 5/5 if you had added seasoning to it.
@sethaniel12 ай бұрын
"If I'm sent anymore spicy foods, it's going right in the trash!" No it's not.
@TheGhostFart2 ай бұрын
i remember when he said that applied to all food in general
@PoopLoop2022 ай бұрын
Yep, he's said this before. I'm glad he got to "enjoy" the peanuts I sent him.
@n0us.2 ай бұрын
0:07 ... 3 years...? THREE YEARS?!! What am i doing watching a man make sausages for over THREE YEARS STRAIGHT?
@Apreche2 ай бұрын
The lawn care is at different times because it's one lawn care company doing each lawn one after the other. They're not going to hire a huge staff to do all the lawns at once.
@mrs.sausage44412 ай бұрын
Yeah, but the context was that he gets randomly interrupted by it every day of the week. I was suggesting that we make note of it so he knows the approximate schedule of when to expect it.
@BruceAlarie2 ай бұрын
thats most fascinanating mrs sausage
@MatchaManx2 ай бұрын
Glad they have a fire extinguisher just in case Mr Sausage’s sausages actually catch fire.
@IkesDaddelbox2 ай бұрын
4:58 Gee, thanks 😆
@KrucialKenn-Ай бұрын
2:43 I gotta say, I love this collab with Ms.Sausage 😁😂🤌🏾 perfect.
@SteveFye2 ай бұрын
That has to be the most generous Will it Blow score you have ever given
@eddiemudie9522 ай бұрын
I love the sitcom mother character that Mrs. Sausage portrays.
@Blaze30622 ай бұрын
My wife and I have the exact same dynamic as Mr and Mrs Sausage and I love hearing it.
@susanmanley49562 ай бұрын
I love the take on people who back in to parking spaces. They are a special kind of breed.
@BruceAlarie2 ай бұрын
and my rant,see above MORONS!!!!!
@DanBlabbers2 ай бұрын
That sausage money got a new kitchen
@captainfrog58092 ай бұрын
Truly incredible. What colorful language
@shadowflame682 ай бұрын
Hell yeah, new season/story arc! It's been a long time
@gorilla_with_jetpack41022 ай бұрын
A Sausage, made out of the Sausage machine. You might need a blacksmith, welder, OSHA lawyer, and a twitchy dude from the Mad Max universe.
@nandayane2 ай бұрын
I feel like being closer together will Drive Mr. and Mrs. Sausage further apart! Mrs. Sausage is a hysterical foil to Mr. Sausage in every video she is in.
@WipZedKay2 ай бұрын
Make a sausage of whatever product you’re sponsoring!
@katza8312 ай бұрын
Nooooo basement dungeon! Mrs. Sausage keep your monster locked up down there we beg you!
@JXLegends2 ай бұрын
It is no longer the sausage dungeon, but rather, the firing range.
@CGGongtai2 ай бұрын
The combination of baseball cap and pyjamas while sausaging made me chuckle.
@jobrown952 ай бұрын
Always fun to see Angry Sausage Man
@thevortex19042 ай бұрын
That end with the decorations sounded like she was scared you'll sausage then
@Twitchems2 ай бұрын
I see Mrs. Sausage still hasn't forgotten about the onion will it blow