I Ordered Everything at Panda Express and Turned it into Sausage

[@nicholassyme9342]

You've come a long way from eating the wrapper from a Subway sub to removing the fortune from the fortune cookie. Proud of you, Mr. Sausage.

[@lordtopsy5666]

To be fair, he was told to keep the wrapper on the sandwich

[@nicholassyme9342]

@@lordtopsy5666 TO BE FAIIIIRRRRRRRRR

[@dippyfresh1116]

now I want a fortune cookie wrapper sausage

[@natalieisagirlnow]

the wrapper is better than any "food" subway can provide

[@kazzercise]

@@nicholassyme9342 tooo beeee faaaiiiirrrr

[@Bob_Bobstien]

Incredible that at $98, this still was less expensive than the lobster sausage, which he had to refinance his home to buy

[@toastdtech3597]

He had to take a loan from Mr beast for that sausage

[@coladecker3792]

@@toastdtech3597 he caused the recession from the cost alone

[@BiggestBigBoy]

I think you'll find the lobster sausage is the reason he had to move.

[@frankiepatterson1417]

@@BiggestBigBoy he had to steal the moon to pay for the lobster sausage

[@GreedyOrange]

ive said it and imma say it again,our god descended to making sausages after he had to pay his godhood and our universe for that lobster,so you better be gratefull to our lord and saviour,for he sacrificed it all, who is jesus?

[@SorrowTV]

You know you're acting in direct defiance of God when you order everything off the menu and they still give you $2 change.

[@blackstrand]

wth where did you go? I missed you videos.

[@Henrex2000]

Hi Sorrow Television

[@anistrashcan8536]

Heyyyy good to see the Sorrow man. Hope you’re doing well

[@Blitzwich]

long time no see

[@RejectReef]

Sorrow...my old friend. I hope you're doing well.

[@axelcordova8262]

This is more economical than Guy Fieri's eleven step nachos.

[@Sugarman96]

And fewer steps, I hear the nachos were like 80 steps.

[@Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger]

@@Sugarman96 140* Kinda like the $500 lobster tails

[@dippyfresh1116]

@@Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger only 500? I thought it was about $950

[@abrahamnarvaez1730]

@@dippyfresh1116 still in shock at the $10,000 he spent on lobster

[@guyyouwontremember8573]

definitely not as bad as the 7000 steps it took to get him to Guy Hrothgar's nachos

[@greenbeanmill]

"That's the panda water" was such a shockingly upsetting phrase that it made me laugh

[@Tenems941]

This is truly what the veterans fought for. A free world for sausages everywhere.

[@maven9323]

he sounds like peter Griffin

[@chonkyboi6752]

​@@maven9323more like armstrong

[@radiofreeacab]

Do you mean the veterans who committed genocide in Vietnam? Or the veterans who committed genocide in Iraq and Afghanistan?

[@wan2shuffle]

@@radiofreeacab genocide means whatever we want nowadays, huh?

[@jasonguarnieri4127]

I like to think the Panda employees saw this order, heard your voice and just knew a sausage was coming.

[@PSUQDPICHQIEIWC]

Hark! I hear the voice! It is the voice which heralds the coming of sausage. [coworkers fall into a respectful hush and begin to prepare]

[@kamu9127]

The employee saw this order and inmediately wanted to quit.

[@lasarousi]

​@@kamu9127 doubt it, all of these are already made, they just had to pack it. Unless he went at opening then they had to make the entire menu in minutes.

[@sporeham1674]

​@@lasarousithat's still a lot of packing lmao

[@michaelanderson6394]

Oh that fortune could not be more true! Thank you, Mr. Sausage for using your imagination to bring us joy on a regular basis!

[@michaelanderson6394]

@@recitationtohear Oh, you’re a bot and I fell for the link that was not at all similar to what I said. You win this round, you weird computer program you.

[@maxbracegirdle9990]

@@michaelanderson6394 Hahaha. I almost fell for this one (or a similar one) on a different channel the other day. It was also confusing cause someone else I the comments had asked for a link to something and I almost clicked on it, but just thought about it in time. What does it take you to??

[@michaelanderson6394]

@@maxbracegirdle9990 In this case, just some innocuous video about cooking potato wedges. Nothing offensive, it’s just... completely unrelated to what I said.

[@marko-do9lz]

@@michaelanderson6394 it’s a common thing in his comment section he’s not a bot he’s just in on the joke

[@Streetcleanergaming]

​@@recitationtohear hmm they seem to be getting smarter this actually kind of fits.

[@rianplaz99]

It’s incredible how many companies see these videos and just go: “yeah let’s sponsor this guy”

[@pleaserespond3984]

You mean four? I only remember Helix Sleep, Hello Fresh, Manscaped and Misen. Which to be fair really is four more than I would expect. Oh and I guess if you count the one that sent him the grinder - that's five.

[@goldswaggamer4007]

I know I would if I had a company

[@DONTDONTSHOOTMEDOWN]

​​@pleaserespond3984 but they sponsor them like a LOT (especially helix sleep)

[@1TieDye1]

@@pleaserespond3984you are missing quite a few

[@ajgameguy3674]

​@@pleaserespond3984 Honestly surprised Hello Fresh is his only food-related sponsor, you'd figure he'd get more.

[@CheesioViewer]

Finally, a food item that lets me eat a tiny bit of everything all at once, thank you Father Sausage

[@victormunroe2418]

Surely that would be an everything bagel

[@nonameno5717]

Pray to the sausage lord you peasant

[@IOnlyWantYouGone]

​@@victormunroe2418 everything bagels have surprisingly few things on them! disappointing tbh

[@chainshaw136]

This episode had everything. An insane number of sausages that'll undoubtedly crop up again, two cooking methods, even my beloved "that's the _____ water" joke. A masterpiece.

[@DarkAuraLord]

I wasn't ready for the panda water

[@tophateyeball7198]

He has so many different catch phrases that he uses consistently, I never got why the "XY water" didn't become one of them. I like it too, always reminds me of "Will it blend?" and their "XY smoke. Don't breathe this!"

[@LordKibly]

Why haven’t I been getting sausage notifications when I have the bell icon turned on? This is truly a sausage conspiracy

[@OrdinarySausage]

Thanks for remembering

[@em5345-]

Not a problem for me

[@druidicdwarf]

Just set an alarm like I do for Tuesdays and Fridays at 12:15 eastern

[@kellynolen498]

same? damn i gotta be on this

[@Durgen213]

This is turning into absolute madness. Not that it already hadn't like 50 episodes ago

[@dippyfresh1116]

He’s reached a whole new level of insanity

[@gabaghoul6759]

One of the only channels I don't skip through ads

[@OrdinarySausage]

thanks pal

[@CosmicShadowMari0]

I've got to say, I don't think I've ever watched a channel as consistently as this one in over a decade of KZbin. There's something about Sausage

[@kellynolen498]

yes as sausage connoisseurs we simply have to keep up on the most recent research and inventions

[@YounesLayachi]

Ditto

[@sirepanfried8641]

I like how theyre short, so it not hard to decide to just watch the new episode real quick

[@teodortodorovski5588]

That’s Mr. Sausage for you, young man

[@aquatictrotsky1067]

This is normally the part where I'd request the One Week by Barenaked Ladies Sausage, but I saw from the post on your Patreon that it was one of the poll options for next Friday's sausage. Which means there's a very high likelihood you've already done it and now it's just the waiting game. Like Harrison Ford, I'm getting frantic. Like Sting I'm tantric. It'll be like Snickers: guaranteed to satisfy.

[@HokutoDokuro]

Good luck!

[@RickStormT]

The One Week sausage has already embedded into our hearts and into the lore of the channel. Your time will come Aquatic one, and I hope its soon 🤞

[@aquatictrotsky1067]

@@RickStormT I've said it before and I'll say it again: perhaps the real One Week by Barenaked Ladies Sausage is the friends we made along the way.

[@joshc5613]

If we got the Aunt Myrna's party cheese sausage, I believe in the One Week sausage.

[@The11devans]

Congrats on getting the One Week sausage, it's been a long time coming

[@SauceSquach]

$98 for this, somehow, sounds like a better purchase than the Guy Fierri Trashcan Nachos.

[@Fizzlehound945]

The fortune cookie was quite accurate, watching your video documentations of sausage shenanigans always brings me joy.

[@Boqwes]

It's incredible that this man can turn literally anything into a sausage.

[@burtonthegrape9217]

thus is the ability of his stand, Sausage Ruffalo

[@reptilesarecool9763]

He couldn't do dog food

[@industrialtv2]

Or in this case - everything.

[@orimaster2619]

Into sausage? I always look forward to the new types of water he makes every episode.

[@Spaztronomical]

I never sausage a display of wild abandon.

[@nei3-o5l]

The fact that hes frozen these sausages and made so many means that there is a solid possibility that one day, one famliy in Chicago are going to be eating Panda Express sausages around the dinner table and that is the kind of family friendly wholesome content i signed up for.

[@Stephen-jw8ci]

i love that if mr sausage ever lost a limb in an accident he would 100% ask the hospital to take it home so he can make a sausage from it

[@daveintheAM]

98 bucks, and this is the sausage he doesnt rant on 🤨

[@Andrew..J]

I mean he got 6 lbs of food. Its not like the lobster sausage where he spent nearly $7,000 for less than a lb of lobster

[@Redddragon]

@@Andrew..J Wasn't it more than $25,000?

[@theeth3242]

Mr. Sausage's fortune from the cookie might just the most accurate one I've ever seen. He truly brings joy to all with his sausage -abominations- creations

[@KatREEna-ish]

OS Now: "That wasn't that expensive, about $98" OS back then: "$62 FOR LOBSTER-"

[@lred1383]

my favourite part is even when people are not being obviously sarcastic about the lobster's cost, nobody ever settles on one number. Just on my screen right now i have 3 values that could be believable, but none of them match

[@FirstnameLastname-sb3hj]

​@@lred1383i cant believe mr sausage spent √-1 dollars on lobster tail

[@chrism4841]

I love the idea of dinner time at the Sausage household: Mrs S : "What's for dinner?" Mr S : "Sausage or ermmm sausage oh and I think there's some sausage in the freezer"

[@Psilomuscimol]

They probably eat lots of good stuff. Along with sausages

[@Psilomuscimol]

Maybe some home made kraut with red and white cabbage

[@OneTrillionScoville]

Cant belive this man made a “i ordered everything at panda express and turned it into a” sausage, takes a true physician to decipher how jumbling words like that out of nothing can be done, and you turned it into a sausage. edit: i meant how hes able to grind up letters out of nothing and how it takes an expert to know how one can grind a sentence into sausage-kind

[@ronnickels5193]

Technically it's not everything. There's no Eggplant Tofu, but I've never seen it at my Panda

[@EJN64]

QUIET PEDANT! sometimes we break the mold for the purpose of Progress, much like the casing of a burst sausage. Yes, if the title of this video followed format, it would be “The Entire Panda Express Menu” Sausage. But are you really happy? Truly alive?

[@OneTrillionScoville]

@@EJN64 theirs free applebees giftcards under your skin rip them out rip them out rip them out rip them out rip them out rip them out rip them out rip them out rip them out rip them out rip them out rip them out

[@dippyfresh1116]

“That’s the panda water” - Ordinary Sausage, 2022

[@MrQuickLine]

THAT'S MY MARK BOXALLO ART! I DID IT! I'M FAMOUS!

[@anonsillybear]

I'm proud of you

[@bobbyisonline]

I like to imagine that whichever company is the sponsor, they set aside time in a board meeting where all of the members check in if the sponsored a good "will it blow"

[@Notashi0]

That fortune was spot on XD Was also watching this at 1am, hungry as heck for Panda Express now, and couldn't help but bust up laughing at "that's the panda water"

[@exactly488ants2]

Surprise your family by stuffing the thanksgiving turkey with this amalgamation of flavours It looked like it would make great stuffing

[@noahboucher125]

Ever since I discovered this channel I've faithfully watched every upload and I am never disappointed

[@benchandler4298]

You absolute maniac, you are a paragon of basement entertainment. I cannot believe that you have managed to keep these so entertaining for so long. You are a sausage prince among men. I have watched every one and still look forward to each new sausage with delight. Bless you.

[@thegargoylecumeth7932]

That fortune cookie couldnt have been more perfect. Also, does anyone else have the sudden urge to watch the Cunningham Muffins video? 🤣🤣

[@FrogTownexotics29]

Every part of this was more appetizing than the last episode. Even the mattress looked tastier than that salad.

[@imperialphoenix1229]

It's been a while since he called out the water. Panda water is appreciated

[@merriame9487]

I missed it ^_^

[@GlitchX]

You know, with the rice, this sausage was technically an incredibly cursed boudin.

[@superdupertrousers]

i can only imagine the spectacle of him ordering everything they serve at panda lol

[@Ellwoo]

I can't believe he says that 98$ isn't that much. We've come a long way since that 28$ Lobster

[@AAhmou]

It was 28 billion.

[@greekfire995]

"Your imagination brings great joy to those around you." is honestly the best fortune this guy could've pulled.

[@Iamtheowl5]

You should do one for taco bell couldn't be too bad since they use the same 6 ingredients for everything lol

[@Two_Shop21]

Actually glad this popped up in my suggestions. Good watch

[@Shadowmech88]

Given how many sausages there were, I was hoping we'd see a variety of preparations for comparison. Baking, boiling, pan-frying, smoking, etc.

[@James-mc1ho]

i love your energy!!! i really needed a good pick me up after a bad day at work. thank you for being amazing and keep making sausages!!

[@redacculous]

I love how the fortune cookie was actually accurate

[@jackaufenhand5710]

No but seriously, your imagination really does bring joy to others. Fortune cookie nailed it.

[@Genetonic]

Hi funny Sausage man

[@Tomxai]

It has been so long since he said the ''that's the X water'', my day has been made.

[@sasukedemon888888888]

Same

[@afeathereddinosaur]

This sausage was almost as expensive as the lobster sausage

[@anistrashcan8536]

3:10 I literally got jumpscared by seeing more sausages than I’ve ever seen in a single place before

[@RyanCoomer]

I work at KFC in a suberb 40 miles west of Chicago and lick the receipts and customers credit cards before giving them back to them at the drive through. Some cards have a salty taste and sometimes the cards stick to my tongue.

[@dirtburger2773]

this is bringing me back to my college days aaaaa i LIVED for panda express back then

[@jamarcusmudkip]

One Week by Barenaked Ladies Sausage

[@dippyfresh1116]

Oh my god he hearted it….

[@jamarcusmudkip]

@@dippyfresh1116 We did it

[@OG-Cyan]

Was honestly expecting a 3/5 with how he was talking about it. Surprisingly generous with the 4

[@JaaaackP]

The mad man actually done it… he cannot be stopped.

[@prahanormal]

That big bowl with everything in it is how my ex-uncle used to eat chinese food, except he also put in the ribs and soup. I still have nightmares.

[@HokutoDokuro]

The platitude on the fortune cookie is disturbingly accurate, if "great joy" means "simultaneous disgust and delight three days a week."

[@eltondefrance1201]

Getting back to roots, and on my birthday. Couldn’t be happier

[@らいどう-c5m]

Ah yes One step closer to actual Panda sausage

[@chrisgervais115]

2:38 I don't think I've ever laughed so hard watching your videos 🤣🤣🤣

[@GasolineSausage]

I think if you ordered gasoline from a gas station and turned that into a sausage it would be a 5/5

[@Eienlanzer]

I can't be the only one who hates that he hasn't bolted that sausage maker down yet! All the wiggle just twists my jimmies.

[@guapo3234]

Do a Kielbasa and Onions sausage as its my favorite meal of all time and it's super easy to cook. But for this to work as a sausage you gotta add seasoning to the kielbasa because it's pretty bland on its own. See you next time sausage man!

[@guapo3234]

Dont forget to put a LOT of butter so you can use it as a sort of oniony meaty dressing, it's suprisingly good!

[@TheMKZero]

The Mad genius has done it again! Also worth noting, the ad I got after the video was for Hillshire Farms smoked sausages, so....I dunno, make of that what you will.

[@elit77]

Cultural melting pot

[@Cheapiebeepie]

I like the dumpling idea. If you still have any of that I'd watch a dumpling video

[@senmetwo42]

Your imagination makes me smile to this day Sausage Man. Thank youbfor the years of laughs and smiles. You might think this just helps pay the bills but it really makes us smile. Thanks for the smiles.

[@Thereis1]

I never thought I'd ever see a fusion dish quite like this but I think you struck gold with this one. Kinda like american-chinese boudin sausage.. Would be a serious hit in certain parts of Louisiana. No joke.

[@zelel3288]

"thats the panda water" horrific sentence mr sausage

[@theonepieceguy9081]

Your imagination really does bring us great joy

[@TreyC68]

“That’s the panda water.” Biology class with Mr.Sausage

[@mikewolf7288]

"👆 That's the panda water"

[@jepoyburner]

genius concept. now do this for every restaurant.

[@mikeswatches2480]

Holy Moly that Fortune Cookie message was spot on

[@Mr.Autodelete]

I paused at the fortune cookie and laughed so long I feel like that moment brought us all closer together ❤️😭

[@roastveggies]

i saw this just as i was sitting down with my Pandas lunch. it felt appropriate to applaud as my own choices showed up onscreen

[@Sue_Me_Too]

I played the big mac sausage video yesterday in Metallurgy class as part of my midterm.

[@Fat-Horrible-Man]

Please do more ideas like this. I was enchanted and beguiled start to finish.

[@jurassicslime]

Ive seen every single episode of Ordinary Sausage and Ive never seen the hopper that full of sausage mix

[@RealMadMed]

That fortune cookie is really accurate Since this is beyond imagination and brings us joy

[@jonathan100yearsago]

To avoid busting maybe put a little bit less stuffing in on it? Since the skin is stretching like foreskin maybe with little less stuffing could help?

[@YounesLayachi]

Wow ! You're really doing 2 different cooking methods for one batch of sausages, I hope it sticks ! This way we get more successful results hopefully

[@YounesLayachi]

5:45 called it 🤣🤣🤣

[@claudiovieira2782]

The limit just does not exist... every new video it's a dream come true, thanks Mr. Sausage👍

[@UltimaKeyMaster]

"There's also a lot of historical sites!"-Mrs. Sausage, probably

[@necronerdicon]

YOUR IMAGINATION BRINGS GREAT JOY TO ME

[@paintcandan5972]

your creativity brings joy to those around you. thanks panda express, my thoughts exactly.

[@runespoon001]

I would joke about this being a affront to chinese food, but panda express is already a affront to good authentic chinese food 🤣

[@SuperGlueFingers]

I feel like these would do great smoked. Smoke with a lighter tasting wood, like cherry, and let it dry out the mush factor a little. Finish in a skillet for delicious sear.

[@jonx9199]

"That's the Panda Water" almost took me out. I laughed so hard I got light-headed

[@manhathaway]

Your imagination does bring great joy. Thank you sausage man

[@samtimo3002]

Buying everything from every fast food restaurant/normal food restaurant should be the next series

[@Sluxslol]

I am glad you have brought back "That's the _____ Water" gag

[@thedogskneecaps3292]

This feels like a classic ordinary sausage concept

[@bogbert7019]

"that's the panda water" mr sausage you are a delight please never change

[@henkdevries7573]

I watched an ad that I hated about a product I can't order just because of you, Mr. Sausage.

[@andrewodinson3726]

That fortune was astonishingly accurate.

[@TruMaverick]

Everything but the Goodfortune. With the fortune paper in the Sausage. I'm thinking 5/5 Sausage

[@Seishae]

The fortune could not possibly have been more perfect.

[@50hzAva]

It's always a treat when there is the something water

[@kABUSE1]

2:38 FINALLY, I'VE BEEN WAITING LIKE 50 EPISODES TO HEAR THIS JOKE AGAIN