Cars explained by an idiot (censored)

[@skullyface2096]

honestly the airhorn censoring still takes the cake, it's funny as hell man

[@mrgta-cj6wx]

god i havent heard "takes the cake" in a whiiile

[@Internet_Canuck]

The Guido Pit Stop still takes the cake as the one part of this movie that never fails to make me laugh even after all these years later.

[@Vortex-is9wt]

Bs

[@totalro5049]

alpha teens on machines kzbin.info/www/bejne/eZamfIqCrs2IeMk

[@markpenny523]

Dkzbin.info/www/bejne/qKiXq2CoiNyBoLs, it is a video I found online talking about the origins of COVID, and that the video talks about the west is responsible for COVID, I don’t know if it is true but this video was 10 years ago, and it predicted many things that have become true since then. I love America, but I am with humanity if this is true, if you guys can share this it would be amaziness

[@water5210]

A wise man once said "The Cars universe is hella messed up when you give it more than 10 seconds of thought"

[@stinkypoop_]

wise

[@suntanlotion4647]

very wise indeed @@stinkypoop_

[@pexeforad4gua]

They have buy and large, the same company from wall-e. They has things made for human use, so there was humans, but they no more.

[@MrObamium]

How this man manages to demonetise a video of him recapping a family friendly movie is beyond my mortal comprehension

[@mrgta-cj6wx]

xD

[@slysnake5617]

It wasn't just demonetised it was age restricted.

[@MrObamium]

@@slysnake5617 fair point

[@maramelthecat]

True

[@malankyshanky9877]

@@slysnake5617 Worse way worse

[@hrunchtayt1587]

Fact about the guy who voiced Doc: He was a TBF radiomen/gunner during WWII, and just before he was meant to be deployed with CAG-84 to the USS Bunker Hill, the pilot of his TBF had an earache resulting in the plane being grounded. Just a few days after, Bunker Hill was severely hit by 2 kamikaze strikes with one bomb vaporizing CAG-84’s pilots' ready room killing almost everyone in it. It was an earache that saved Paul’s life.

[@talade5556]

So you're telling me Doc Hudson is voiced by Paul specifically cuz the pilot had an earache that week.

[@hrunchtayt1587]

@@talade5556 Yup.

[@SoftFryMildlyOverSalted]

wow thats cool so i wanted to reply but like i dont know what to say bruh, dang thas crazy, cool i guess

[@vivekkishan-v7l]

kachoww

[@Akashathesilentassassin]

Damn-

[@drhanifp]

I love how "censored" version of this video is literally uncensored

[@vovoyo6728]

@@Pebec its inconsistent because youtube doesnt care about bad words after the 2 minute mark

[@Bursty_Birdy]

I thought it’s because he was talking so fast 😂

[@Jeysr]

@@vovoyo6728 rly?

[@vovoyo6728]

@@Jeysr yes thats how youtube actually works lol

[@SuperDzack]

@@Bursty_Birdy then why did he start to scensor the swears at the end? Does that apply to the end too?

[@driftking8855]

10:15.... the only place where u need not spek or commentate.... the movie speaks for itself... perfect man....

[@sphynx108]

Inconsistent censorship makes it even more funny.

[@ilyassebenana3824]

True

[@GlenWMusic]

Is there like a threshold of how many Fs per video. Haha

[@Foxtrot-51]

@@GlenWMusic I think I heard that somewhere, but I don't know at all tbh

[@totalro5049]

best racing movie ever kzbin.info/www/bejne/in6vZ6qAqt2oocU

[@tronnygd6696]

@@GlenWMusic I’ve heard from other Chanel’s the limit is one that’s probably not true tho

[@tigerCola]

I’ve watched this so many times. The inconsistent censoring and jokes this guy throws out is to much to forget. Big props High boi

[@214kai2]

“Do they(the Miata’s) drive around with their tits out?” Is one of the best questions mankind has ever asked

[@allosaurusreviews170]

I am so confused...

[@WarriorplayzBeno22iscool]

Not to mention apparently there is a car with eyes on her lights

[@markmusk313]

@@WarriorplayzBeno22iscool yes... your see that in cars 2

[@Joumae_Saori]

@@WarriorplayzBeno22iscool which looks weird asf

[@markmusk313]

@@Joumae_Saori your not wrong :/

[@skeletonsquid6233]

5:54 learned that last one the hard way

[@nix1313]

Oh god

[@yeetbobok2852]

Me today guy me too

[@lalocura7682]

I know that youtube making you censor yourself and going through the process of censoring every f-word is 5 kicks in the balls each one harder than the last one, but even with the censorship the video quality still stands. So good luck and may whomst is in the sky give you the patience that you need.

[@Jake.2049]

Dickweed McQueen 🤣

[@adambaba8198]

yo same pfp

[@totalro5049]

write there " *iva kivock in pelea goala* " kzbin.info/www/bejne/nIeYeGiJhM10fMU

[@normalhuman9878]

And then once KZbin decides your video is kid friendly, goodbye comments

[@elliothellawell9050]

9:39 he gets filled up with gas as well. But after writing that HE’S ON LAP 1 WHY DOES HE NEED GAS

[@Waldgxnger]

I love how he gets so raged about how the movie is inconsistent and makes no sense

[@peterl3417]

Ramon has no idea what the fuck he doin Ese

[@cloofjomp]

10:05 Well, it actually is. The reason for the yellow to be thrown here is what’s called a “debris caution” in NASCAR, though it has caused quite some controversy in the past. If part of Mcqueen’s tire that was blown off ended up on the racing surface itself, NASCAR will throw the caution stating that debris like that is a hazard, and a prime example is actually from last week’s Talladega race during Stage 1 after the right side window shot off the car, causing a caution.

[@nootnoot3897]

ngl, if you uploaded the censored stuff on you main channel and the uncensored stuff on your second channel you would probs make alot more money and all the hardcore fans still get the watch the uncensored pure gold that your content is. Keep up that sigma grindset man.

[@mediocri5y]

Gigabrain

[@elitec2743]

YES GET MA BOI HIS MONEY

[@slysnake5617]

Everybody would watch the uncensored vids and not watch the censored stuff

[@mediocri5y]

@@slysnake5617 once he adds little things to it I would

[@bigsmokecat3566]

@@slysnake5617 what if he were to wait a few days before uploading the uncensored one big brain move

[@AdgbbdgyMdgarcdgy-ub2bu]

Missed opportunity to call him “Dong hudson”

[@queendio7520]

Happy to know I was one of the people who heard the uncensored version

[@senorblxde]

Yes

[@ilyassebenana3824]

What do you mean? You still can watch it

[@queendio7520]

@@ilyassebenana3824 oh fr? I thought he took it down to post this one mb

[@desertsmeagol7073]

@@queendio7520 nah look this is a new channel called extra high his other channel is High boi

[@t-nbell7013]

@@queendio7520 The OG is still up but it’s age restricted most likely due to the excessive swearing

[@starlight72733]

Hey High Boi, you missed an adult joke in 6:54 Mcqueen says "He won 3 Piston Cups!" and Mater, spitting out his drink, responds with "He did WHAT in his cups?!", hinting that Mater heard "He PISSED in his cups" instead of what Mcqueen originally said 🤣🤣🤣 Anyway, great content as always!

[@uflstallions_dynasty]

That’s barely a dirty joke compared to the ones he pointed out

[@comradeopthomasthehedgehog]

1:25 You now changed the way I saw this scene as a child!

[@Eon990]

07:43 smooth✨ "fck u brrooom"

[@mesutseker884]

Ima use that irl

[@bobbymcflyboi7783]

10:47 this caught me off guard lmao

[@Jaimex1899]

8:25 I was thinking about when I saw it now, how tf did he pay for all that if the doesn´t have money at that moment LMAO 😂😂😂

[@NekoColaQ]

Thematic movie-specific censor noises would be perfection for me. Still absolutely hilarious

[@RizzotheG]

The amount of motorsport knowledge this guy has is incredible.

[@mrgta-cj6wx]

the fact that he has to censor some things in a movie for like 5 year olds is funny af

[@Hamburgular]

The pacing of this man is flawless. Amazon should ask this man for tips on proper delivery

[@agniray3235]

You have both destroyed this movie as well as made it a thousand times funnier. Thank you!!😂😂

[@BlakeSpohn]

I do not know how to breathe.

[@TitanMaynard]

The amount of motorsport knowledge this guy has is incredible.. Thematic movie-specific censor noises would be perfection for me. Still absolutely hilarious.

[@anynonymous1585]

9:58 NASCARs can go 150+ in reverse, but when they do they usually end up going into the catch fence and lose an engine

[@iffyfox9749]

They can? Didn't know they designed a transmission for reverse top speed. They can't.

[@anynonymous1585]

@@iffyfox9749 well, it usually requires another car to spin them

[@iffyfox9749]

@@anynonymous1585 Lmao okay fair enough, you right

[@gastis4689]

✋🤓 nah i'm just trolling, thanks for the knowledge

[@muhammadfaheem3746]

I'm glad to know my fav movie channel guy is into cars (like actual cars as well as the movie cars) like me. Cheers m8

[@imjustjordan8057]

5:02 The subtitles make it look like the cars are actually saying these things😂

[@itsmejamesss]

2:20 i don't believe it, I don't FREAKING believe it

[@jollimaiahtacksworth]

I have some deep set nostalgia for this movie, I rewatched it recently and that opening scene gave me the bloody feels, I fucking love this movie.

[@aestheticcat8976]

I can say, now as an adult I've got so many unanswered questions about this movie. So so many, as a kid though everything blew over my head because innocence I guess. 🤣

[@jaemin_arcand04]

3:29, I’m currently dying of laughter 😂😂

[@knightninja933]

Waiting for someone to say something about that

[@Foxy57537]

9:44 Le funnist part.

[@a-lambo-boi]

Replace Hudson with Binotto, (kinda without the prestige) and you get F1 Ferrari in 2022.

[@ritsuka0w078]

Lol 😂 I watched the uncensored version already but this is just as funny! I love the airhorn censor xD

[@KingOfCannibals]

what uncensored version?

[@ECcR0]

Gonna watch every ad for maximum revenue for our boi

[@nevermoire2020]

I think it's funny how only half of the swear words are censored

[@baroodles4551]

Nah only like 27.2 percent

[@alexgarcia3610]

2:53 This happens in real life when fear takes over the brain.

[@szgcgelsoft9768]

The amount of censor here is equivalent to 2 corn kernels in 1 giant turd

[@Candlelitsepulcher]

6:19 this scene scared the living shit out of me as a kid

[@Cons_studios]

Same

[@mesutseker884]

Me to, I always questioned what would’ve happend if frank got em

[@kittvskarrkr6074]

Thanks for censoring it so I could watch it! The original vid came out around my birthday and it felt like a present from KZbin for me to view since I have such an unhealthy obsession with this franchise. I couldn't because KZbin blocked it since I'm a year younger than 18.

[@kefpull6676]

😂"censored"

[@hewwo2420]

@@kefpull6676 shhhhh the gods don't need to know

[@upper8975]

I lost it at 6:07

[@bmwlux8706]

Thank God it said it was censored, now we can consider this family friendly.

[@Noodlemonkey7]

This LITERALLY is my favorite video of yours! And that’s really hard to choose. But I’ve watched this particular video at least 6-10 times now 😅

[@Dr_Decaf]

I’ve never laughed at a thumbnail so hard in my life. I was actually in tears for this first time in a while

[@bek9578]

6:34 i laughed harder than i probably should have here

[@TOADmemer]

Evertime high boi uploads you know its a good day

[@finniangeloel6538]

i saw like one scene from this movie without context when i was very very young and it's been coming back to me like a flashback for all those years so i'm watching this vid now to make sure it's actually a scene from this movie and not some crazy fever dream i had. and it's real. it's a real memory guys. AFTER ALL THESE YEARS. i'm so proud of myself

[@Itzz_Ace]

I love how this says that the video is “censored” but only like 1/5 of the video is actually censored

[@sqweeps.03]

Because editing wise, censoring is tedious af😂

[@Itzz_Ace]

@@sqweeps.03 I get it but it’s still funny lol

[@borbleborb4586]

6:46 HIGH BOI CASUALLY DOES AN ALMOST PERFECT BLARK IMPRESSION ON THE SPOT JUST LIKE THAT WTF

[@JameisonAus_YouTube]

0:32 ahh yes *c e n s o r i n g*

[@antusFireNova]

The Guido pit stop scene is a super important moment in cinema history

[@skandto]

2:05 It's actually more like lightning McQueen hates people with hemorrhoids. Rusties or however you spell it is basically analies for cars and that's why it goes on their back bumper

[@Dorito380]

6:35 when the car is “angry as fuk”

[@cookiemonster5627]

I love watching your vids, they make me laugh, keep up the good work, your doing a fantastic job bro.

[@riiswalker367]

I deadass had no idea until now that Schumacher was in this movie. thanks for the information, funny man

[@spencee_00]

7:10 speed limits? wait could there be fines. Where would cars get the money to pay for the fine? how would they get a job? is there a stock market? How does sally have a job as a town lawyer? theres a school system? people who made the school system? were there car greeks? my brain hurts

[@Internet_Canuck]

That's not even the worst of it Sarge is a military vehicle reminiscent of World War 2 American Vehicles does that mean there was a Car WW2? A Car Holocaust? A Car Hitler?

[@peerschulz2029]

@@Internet_Canuck keep in mind that in this universe there are sentient aircraft and also sentient aircraft-carriers... Now thing about the implications of that. I mean does the entire navy in this universe consist almost entirely of people with some kind of vore kink? It sure looks that way...

[@Internet_Canuck]

@@peerschulz2029 oh god cars vore.

[@thorndoll_52]

Wait are people who like cars in this world just cars who are obsessed with bodys? How does their body even work?? HOW DO THEY REPRODUCE??????

[@Internet_Canuck]

@@thorndoll_52 Just don't question it.

[@repdep4475]

i can feel it ur gonna get really famous, subbed

[@animelovers6592]

How is it censored when he says everything he should censor He's the funniest dude i ever seen

[@hyvd10]

r/wooosh

[@dappermaverick]

7:44 im going to say this everytime i dont want to talk to someone

[@mesutseker884]

Go for it

[@zuzaki03]

I was ready to binge watch your explanation of every Pixar movie when I saw this is a fairly fresh channel. Had a great laugh and can't wait for. Good shit

[@micahk.8645]

This is the best thing that I have seen on this platform in a very long time.

[@skipthefox4858]

Respect to this man’s bravery and lack of fear for getting canceled at 3:19

[@TheSmallPopHypothesis]

Ew furry

[@paragonavataroftheirontenth]

@@TheSmallPopHypothesis i know that furry only from the femboy fun fact:one day you will answer for your actions and god wont be so merciful meme,and yes Furry....ew

[@TheSmallPopHypothesis]

@@paragonavataroftheirontenth I literally dont care about god

[@paragonavataroftheirontenth]

@@TheSmallPopHypothesis and i literally don't care about you don't caring about god

[@TheSmallPopHypothesis]

@@paragonavataroftheirontenth I'm glad we're at a mutual agreement that eachothers opinions dont matter to us. I hope you a very fine day, yharim!

[@williambadart7333]

Bro you know more about cars than I thought also this video is funny as shit it’s funny that you make jokes about the realistic things of cars

[@franciscopenajr3909]

2:09 I did not notice that until now. Also is there any celebrity nowadays that hates cancer patients?

[@ilyassebenana3824]

Yeah there is a celebrity who made fun of a cancer patient

[@supersillysammy272]

@@ilyassebenana3824 and a celebrity that refused to perform for a make a wish patient

[@franciscopenajr3909]

@@ilyassebenana3824 And who is this celebrity?

[@StarStruck7900]

@@franciscopenajr3909 I think he means SSSniperWolf There was a incident where she promised a cancer patient she'd do something for her but she kept delaying and whatnot and eventually the patient dies.

[@MarloSoBalJr]

​@@StarStruck7900 Welp, a life lesson to remember ☕🗿

[@IT_ODIS]

You know a surprising amount about cars (not the movie) and I appreciate that

[@guamazolopez6456]

1:35 I mean its the same as a hand, honestly nobody's hand is unique apart from their fingerprints which doesnt get imprinted on concrete

[@zachshield5187]

This is my new fav movie review channel

[@khalilelrufai]

9:21 "How about the bumbers he didnt get to hit"

[@The_Man_InOrange]

Lol good one

[@Xercq]

LMFAO this is golden you need more recognition

[@AryanGajula]

6:42 he got 3 cups

[@minecrafttan1178]

This man makes up offensive names better than the average person can swear Ur legendary bro

[@bkproductions383]

Now a real question here. At 5:23 there are plane fuel mark thingy's in the sky, but they are tire marks. I know it's a joke 'cause of well, they are cars, but they have actual sentient planes, we don't see any MASSIVE cars flying in the sky. So what is up with that?

[@onionroleplay5512]

It's car god

[@Master-Tyranus_6720]

I have no bloody clue how THAT works

[@skydive7054]

FINALLY, IVE BEEN ASKING FOR THISSS

[@gamercat366]

0:21 kerchow

[@anabeatrizalmeida3965]

Ok so now imma need you to make another video like this with literally every movie ever thanks

[@TheSquanchyest]

The average human body cost around $45,000,000 while the average lug nut costs $3 so he gave this movie, in cost, a 21/315,000,000

[@leonsim9159]

As a kid I sometimes wonder what if we replace the cars and everything they do to their human equivalent. Like all the racing is just them running, that flat tire is him spraining his ankle, McQueen reversing is just him realizing, as an adult, the idea of walking backwards

[@gail694]

3:56: Hi. I’m Tuh Mater. Did you know you have rights? Constitution says you do. I believe every man woman and child is innocent until proven guilty.

[@JoseDeertay]

The detail on kings crash to the actual footage is amazing to see side by side

[@nairobicataluna]

I swear- I can't stop laughing at 10:10

[@gam4kltd474]

I love these movie reviews man, they make me laugh so much

[@mrpenguin8731]

6:28 In this scene chick hick gets fucking liquified by the tractor, that shit scarred me

[@Rd2gd]

my main problem with this movie is that McQueen didn't just go ahead and pass the finish line AND THEN turn back and push the king past the finish line

[@WinterGamesYT]

10:39 ah yes fiziks

[@Null42x86]

this is the whole movie in a nutsheel

[@justinetters4544]

So much shit has happened already and I’m only 1:45 into the video lmao

[@AHSEN.]

I'm amazed you managed to perfectly sync up your voice with the animation at 5:00. Incredible.

[@lindsaycarl579]

0:01 “welcome To CeArS”

[@rubywolfie16]

I have a couple movie suggestions that I would love to see on this channel. So I was thinking Shrek, Moana, and White Chicks. Don't feel obligated to do any of these. Thanks again for making my life a little less boring :D

[@SageConstant]

7:02 yes you are 😂😭

[@harry3344]

dude, every vid from u is a banger, makes me laugh every time

[@vee.8602]

I personally don’t think the censoring makes a difference, the first time I watched this I didn’t actually notice.

[@cherryjello777]

You actually know so much about NASCAR it adds to the humor

[@ll4m4boyy28]

3:37 should he get electocuted? there are clearly light going from those wires. just sayin

[@abyssano78]

The new high boi

[@juliogonzalez5955]

"Welcome to 'Caas' " LMAOOO

[@thomastune13]

9:02 Drive Shaft

[@DrFox_SCPF]

Pfft-

[@PureVessel-hollewknight]

Lamo 😂

[@Hoodieguy_yyyyyyyyy]

“Oh, Shling Shlot, wow” is single handedly the best line ever. 😂