Shrek explained by an idiot

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#Shrek #HighBoi #MovieRecap

[@HighBoi]

my old mic was breaking so i got a new one, relax ya fuckin idiots

[@NOSEXER]

No, i'll panic.

[@SaadTheGlad]

Was it a USB mic?

[@SaitamaPlaysGames]

Ok so how the fuck is life going on fer ya?

[@rhyskendal]

is that the reason your voice is different?

[@zaneythepainy889]

this recap was very cool thank you

[@benkearney8459]

considering the fart at the end was 4 seconds long, we can assume that the decimal he gave us will subtract from 4 to around 2.something, which to play it safe we can give it a 60-70% rating out of 100

[@tylermcclure4723]

He did say to decipher it so gold metal to you

[@juliawhite5227]

My brain hurts

[@Adhdemon1]

this man has deciphered it.

[@TheEnd-jj5zh]

Holy shit (literally)

[@ReiSuzuyaXIII]

Oh my gad tf pink stuff is coming out my brain and my head feels light

[@youraveragerlplayer6637]

Ah yes, legendary movie + high boi explanations = best day ever

[@iwillstealbradyandlockhimi3523]

This video evens out the fact that my school was put into a shelter in place due to an intruder with a weapon. Seriously

[@deesterm4770]

Indeed

[@Zerotwotheoneandonly]

its like a birthday present for me.

[@sensei_monke798]

@@iwillstealbradyandlockhimi3523 America moment

[@TheReZisTLust]

Whats "A yes"? Unless you mean Ah

[@deadlybladesmith3093]

I never realized as a kid that they were just waterboarding the Gingerbread man with milk. Messed up, but funny as hell. 😂

[@tinthatisfullofbeans]

milkboarding, even

[@KingOfNotHere]

@@tinthatisfullofbeans No. Stop.

[@meadoofdoof7997]

@@tinthatisfullofbeans no continue

[@supersatan7089]

@@tinthatisfullofbeans yes continue

[@notgood1321]

@@tinthatisfullofbeans I'm interested somehow.

[@warnegoodman]

The Broadway musical version answered your questions 1. Farquad's parents were the princess from the princess and the pea (who died from rolling off the stacked mattresses when she was asleep), and Grumpy from the 7 dwarfs. Grumpy eventually kicked him out when he was in his 30's, and he then founded his city. 2. Fiona didn't have running water in her room, just a chamber pot.

[@trixxyw2201]

"decipher that, assholes." I love the direct call out to people wondering what the ratings could mean.

[@techy804]

Didn't stop people from trying

[@HumbleBeing5255]

@@techy804 did anyone actually get something out of it? I want to try it, but don’t want to waist time on something that has already been done

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@HumbleBeing5255]

@@techy804 thx for preventing me from losing my mind over this

[@guywithstuffs3153]

A response to how easily decipherable the last movie's ratings was.

[@0skie]

"and get interupted by the most vile of creatures on earth... a fucking frenchman" As a frenchman who's already used french public transports before, I second that statement

[@kiritotheabridgedgod4178]

As a Brit, I third that statement. Doesn't help that for whatever reason, the French give the Russians a run for their money, when it comes to toxicity in multiplayer games.

[@andreitv9921]

@@kiritotheabridgedgod4178 have you even seen middle easterners? they are more common in mobile games because reasons but I haven't seen anything more toxic than that (usually)

[@kiritotheabridgedgod4178]

@@andreitv9921 I mean, I'm playing on EU servers, so the majority of the time the toxicity is either from the French, or the occasional Russian that breaks through containment.

[@andreitv9921]

@@kiritotheabridgedgod4178 I am playing on European servers too, but some games don't have middle east servers so they play on EU servers as well (I might have encountered more ME players because of my PUBG mobile days before they got their own server and might be stuck with that image)

[@kiritotheabridgedgod4178]

@@andreitv9921 well the majority of multiplayer games that I play have servers in Turkey, so the ME, South African and Turkish players end up on there.

[@crckerjack5852]

“the dragon eats fuckwad” best quote ever.

[@Scott-jk5zk]

300 likes THIS IS SPARTA

[@kieranraj847]

FR

[@RRetrospective]

Yes the time stamp 10:02 lol

[@justanothercomment9978]

High boi forcibly having voice cracks is something I never knew I needed.

[@LloydTheZephyrian]

Is it just me, or does High Boi not sound as high as usual?

[@mdragzee282]

Yea... Something wrong with his voice...

[@samuelepassaniti7620]

Yeah, I noticed the same thing

[@BeeBoy2339]

Yeah. I was thinking about that

[@tonycee1670]

Yea I thought he had a new mic, his voice sounds very different

[@ArielGonzalez1]

probably a flu or something

[@techy804]

10:33 ok 1.782934689718200013 is pretty obvious, it's just the number where if you minus the golden ratio from it, you get 0.164900700968200013, then multiply it by 10^5, you get ~16.49K the fart when put through a spectrum analyzer results in a peak of around 16.5KHz (Take it with a grain of salt, as the one I'm using is pretty shitty) So according to the rating, this movie is 99.939818768606068484848484848485% perfect. EDIT: Forgot to type the K (to specify thousands) after the ~16.49. Thank you Marnus Koekemoer in the replies for catching that

[@fdliii3519]

That’s some dedication

[@SpeedyFAST2006]

You deserve an award.

[@ebcL]

Damn

[@ilovedc9786]

Man of culture

[@MarloSoBalJr]

So was it 99% shit or gay?

[@RTheu2109]

"It's wings are kinda tiny, it shouldn't be able to fly" Dragons are bees

[@beaniefamily]

Dragon Movie

[@hm-sg9sm]

The dragon, of course, flies anyway.

[@nuttyboi6645]

Clears throat According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyways. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible

[@TheBirdGamesMain]

@@hm-sg9sm cuz he doesnt give a fuck what humans think

[@Sovi59]

@@hm-sg9sm because dragons don't care what humans say or think about them

[@sunnex474]

“Most vile creature on earth: a fucking Frenchman” As a British man I agree

[@peregrinus1238]

Ewwww Bri'ish "person"🤮🤮🤮

[@Leander16]

Sunnex as german person I agree 😂🇩🇪🤝🏽🇬🇧

[@doctatofu]

As a ‘Merican with Italian heritage I 110% agree

[@kiritotheabridgedgod4178]

As an Englishman, but also as a human being, I agree. Can't think of a single country in the world who doesn't despise the French culturally.

[@Rampant_Fr0sty]

As an Irishman I have no idea what I am doing here all I know is that I must agree

[@AfaqueAhmed_]

This movie just proves that even a finger to Disney is just a masterpiece to us .

[@amagrotti6768]

Am I the only one who doesn't really like shrek

[@syedaiman5705]

@@amagrotti6768 yes

[@hetgamekanaal5820]

It's not even a Disney movie lmao

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@itsyaboi6628]

@@hetgamekanaal5820 bro, he means giving a middle finger to Disney

[@DarkDodger]

"A frenchman and his henchmen" and "Fuckwad's Fucksquad" really had me laughing. This man is an artist.

[@Ace01aproved]

That made me laugh loads the quotes my guy

[@beaniefamily]

High Boi could make an entire rap album with these bars 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@kindlyhelpmereachto100ksub9]

WOWW YOU DON'T READ MY PROFILE PICTURE 😶😶❌❌

[@DarkShard5728]

how tf this bot still here, been 2 years

[@DarkDodger]

@@DarkShard5728 Which bot?

[@3rdBuzz]

"This movie is a shitpost before shitposting was a thing" I never realized it but now it all make sense ! Thanks for opening my eyes high boi !

[@EEEEEEEE]

‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

[@Herbertti3]

@@EEEEEEEE F + L = E

[@stevendalloesingh1214]

@@Herbertti3 good point.

[@Hello-bt9of]

@@stevendalloesingh1214 Agreed

[@SimplyDuker]

A masterpiece with a deserved rating score. High Boi never misses.

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@Herbertti3]

@@EEEEEEEE F + L = E

[@ReedyRadio]

FAX

[@kindlyhelpmereachto100ksub9]

WOWW YOU DON'T READ MY PROFILE PICTURE 😶😶❌❌

[@JESUSCHRIST-ONLYWAYTOHEAVEN]

JESUS KNOCKS ON YOUR HEART AND LONGS FOR YOU TO ANSWER! HE DOESN'T WANT TO SEE ANYONE PERISH INTO HELL. GOD LOVES YOU SO HE GIVES YOU FREE WILL AND A CHOICE TO ACCEPT HIM OR REJECT HIM. TO LOVE HIM OR TO LOVE SIN/THIS WORLD. CALL UPON JESUS & ASK HIM TO FORGIVE YOUR SINS! SURRENDER YOUR WILL & YOUR LIFE TO HIM AND HE WILL GIVE YOU ETERNAL LIFE IN HEAVEN! PICTURE YOUR BEST DAY ON EARTH TIMES A BILLION FOR ETERNITY, THAT'S HEAVEN! NOW PICTURE YOUR WORST DAY ON EARTH TIMES A BILLION FOR ETERNITY, THAT'S HELL! HE WILL GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANT SO IF YOU REJECT HIM YOU WILL BE SEPARATED FROM HIM & HIS BLESSINGS (LOVE, PEACE, JOY, HOPE, REST, ETC). IN HELL YOU WILL BE ALONE WITHOUT GOD OR PEOPLE, YOU WILL BE HOPELESS, YOU WILL BE IN DESPAIR & AGONY FOREVER! GOD'S STANDARD FOR HEAVEN IS PERFECTION AND ONLY JESUS (THE SON OF GOD/GOD IN THE FLESH) LIVED THAT PERFECT LIFE! HE LAID DOWN HIS LIFE & TOOK THE WRATH OF THE FATHER ON THE CROSS FOR YOUR SINS! GOD IS JUST SO HE MUST PUNISH SIN & HE IS HOLY SO NO SIN CAN ENTER HIS KINGDOM OF HEAVEN. IF YOU ARE IN CHRIST ON JUDGEMENT DAY GOD WILL SEE YOU AS HIS PERFECT SON (SINLESS SINCE YOUR SINS ARE COVERED BY JESUS' OFFERING). YOU CAN ALSO CHOOSE TO REJECT JESUS' GIFT/SACRIFICE & PAY FOR YOUR OWN SIN WITH DEATH (HELL) BUT THAT SEEMS PRETTY FOOLISH! GOD SEES & HEARS EVERYTHING YOU HAVE SAID & DONE. YOU WONT WIN AN ARGUMENT WITH HIM & YOU CANT DEFEND ANY OF YOUR SINS TO HIM. WE'RE ALL GUILTY WITHOUT ACCEPTING JESUS' SACRIFICE FOR OUR SINS! MUHAMMAD DIDN'T DIE FOR YOUR SINS, BUDDHA DIDN'T DIE FOR YOUR SINS, NO PASTOR/PRIEST/MARY OR SAINT DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO IDOLS OR FALSE GODS DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO ACTOR OR CELEBRITY DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO ATHLETE OR POLITICIAN DIED FOR YOUR SINS! JESUS CHRIST ALONE DIED FOR YOUR SINS & WAS RESURRECTED FROM THE GRAVE! HE IS ALIVE & COMING BACK VERY SOON (THESE ARE END TIMES) WITH JUDGEMENT! PREPARE YOURSELVES, TURN FROM SIN & RUN TO JESUS! IT STARTS WITH ASKING HIM TO FORGIVE YOUR SINS & INVITING HIM INTO YOUR HEART/LIFE, SURRENDER ALL TO HIM! IT'S ABOUT A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR CREATOR. HE KNOWS YOUR PAIN & TROUBLES, TALK TO HIM LIKE A BEST FRIEND! ASK HIM TO REVEAL HIMSELF TO YOU & HELP YOU TO BELIEVE IF YOU DOUBT! DON'T WAIT TO CRY OUT! NO ONE IS PROMISED TOMORROW! HE LONGS FOR YOU TO INVITE HIM IN, HE LOVES YOU MORE THAN ANY PERSON EVER COULD, HE CREATED YOU! Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me."-John 14:6 "But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven."-Matthew 10:33 “For the wages of sin is death (hell), but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord”-Romans 6:23

[@RomanumChristum]

When he said “you wanna give her that shrek is love shrek is life” I died.

[@lucassmith7770]

I lost it right after. “It’s 2001, that video isn’t even out yet!”

[@RedOnRecRoom]

7:48 nobody talking Abt the poster?

[@vladimirpudding7313]

High boi sounds like a sexy, secretly depressed gigachad instead of the more usual homeless man addicted to crack cocaine having the time of his life every second

[@forgottencorpse69]

Same thought bruh

[@rjs4176]

What KZbin demonetization can do to a man.

[@user-vy8op6rr8r]

@@rjs4176 no money?

[@kore3746]

@@user-vy8op6rr8r no bitches?

[@SimplyDuker]

Perhaps he's just both. Who knows.

[@amazingamerhawk2822]

High boi: it’s wings are too small. How’s it flying? Me: the dragon flies anyway because dragons don’t care what humans think is possible.

[@sirmoriarty8230]

Is that a good ol’ Zefrank reference?

[@AmberCommentsThings]

_According to all known laws of aviation..._

[@mutantsandmemes]

Literally what came to my mind 🤣

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@PedroHCF37]

d movie

[@Shenskinvarg81125]

I've finally deciphered the rating, it's quite simple really, that fart lasted for about 3-4,5 seconds, meaning the movie gets a 1.78 out of a 3

[@circesgrotto]

OMFG I can't believe the universe is granting me the chance to watch Shrek explained by highboy while absolutely stoned I'll die a happy person

[@luisguilhermeporto7094]

you and me both my dude, hell yeah

[@maxnax9356]

@@luisguilhermeporto7094 you and him and me 3

[@ShrekIsQT]

@@maxnax9356 me too bro

[@circesgrotto]

I'm a her but thanks ahahaahah

[@ShrekIsQT]

@@circesgrotto mb sorry

[@Flamez-XlX]

7:54 High Boi turning into a scientist

[@Corvid8317]

8:15 This right here,this is actual gold.

[@Bosna_073]

i ALWAYS figure out how to decipher his ratings

[@AlfredSoul]

The KZbin climate of today had me not used to people ripping this unapologetically hard into stuff and I very much enjoyed my time here.

[@ttkok11]

U should check out all his videos he's fuckin hilarious

[@AlfredSoul]

@@ttkok11 I've been a viewer for a while, just hadn't checked in for quite some time :)

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@tomunity9678]

5:37 best Australian accent ever

[@douvaman]

farts have speed of 10 feet per second, so technically shrek gets 1.8 seconds of farts that equals to 10.8 out of 10 in terms of fart science (fellow idiot don’t judge)

[@gymmyclassic579]

Well thank you!

[@user-lh8pk1dn7f]

Wise words dude

[@kindlyhelpmereachto100ksub9]

WOWW YOU DON'T READ MY PROFILE PICTURE 😶😶❌❌

[@supersillysammy272]

@@kindlyhelpmereachto100ksub9 WOWW I DIDN'T ASK 😶😶❌❌

[@enderdrane]

Damn bots, always ruining the mood

[@_jamesrayner_]

The noise at the end is apparently “Music” according to KZbin subtitles. The more you know 😂

[@narly.noodle]

😂

[@Mat78866]

why tf do u watch a video with "built-in" subs with ytb auto subs what's wrong w you

[@_jamesrayner_]

@@Mat78866 I turned it on at the end obviously 😂

[@badluck7286]

"The most vile of creatures on earth: a fucking frenchman" I'm dyin', help me

[@Literarydilettante]

Yeah, if Shrek wasn't Scottish, I could totally imagine him as Aussie.

[@LunetteFox]

6:56 That Mirror already WAS traumatized, you see it in his face as he tells him to play it "Again". That poor Mirror...

[@luketheduke5049]

is it just me that feels like they need to watch him as fast as possible before the video gets demonetized or taken down?

[@privithvikas6111]

yeah he says the r word

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@Herbertti3]

@@EEEEEEEE F+ L = E

[@pogranko4926]

i feel like high boi is unironically high as shit whenever he records

[@indra95ify]

Living life at its fullest that's what that is

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@jeremymcclary3901]

PLEASE..High Boi...NEVER STOP MAKING THESE VIDEOS!!!!....(In a Y tube FILLED BEYOND CAPACITY with left this...right that...smart this..dumb that... your videos are a life preserver for anyone to cling to!!!! MY ETERNAL GRATITUDE TO YOU!!!!!)

[@pipathelemon9350]

my friend started talking to me so I paused- 7:24

[@JJ-1866]

9:37 According to all known laws of aviation-

[@darkhelmet12e47]

Came down to comment this

[@spinzze]

1:48 That caught me Offguard😂

[@13OraOras]

😂😂😂

[@kasmatar]

Nibba😂

[@wispy_pinks]

AYOOO 😂😂😂

[@christiaanventer8183]

9:33 "According to all known laws of Aviation there is no way a dragon should be able to fly. Her wings are too small to get her dumptruck ass off the ground."

[@coreyibbitson7940]

New favorite channel! Your sense of humor is right on par with what I like, keep making videos my dude!

[@avananana]

This channel is basically just a man trying to apply real-life adult reasoning and logic to nonsense situations in movies. It's great.

[@jadern5069]

6:51 he got hard, if you don’t believe me, search it up

[@potato.1232]

I believe you 😂

[@haruko2871]

When the world needed an "idiot" to explain the most, he returned

[@Cherno35]

2:10 yes. This movie was pretty much a massive fuck you to Disney

[@Bruen-Prodz]

Bro wtf is that picture 😭

[@Cherno35]

@@Bruen-Prodz what picture

[@Bruen-Prodz]

@@Cherno35 in his room at 2:10

[@brandonm1708]

I love how you’re basically a well made version of Cinema Sins. This is what they could have been if they put effort into making their references accurate, had actually funny jokes, and didn’t have that annoying tone and pointless sin counter

[@chaiiboi3723]

I like cinema wins better

[@brandonm1708]

@@chaiiboi3723 do you mean you like Wins better than Sins, or better than High Boi?

[@prathamjohari8301]

@@brandonm1708 wins over sins but nothing is better than high boi

[@phycopath2122]

Cinema sins will count the sins on this video AND commentery section

[@humphreyshrimp2450]

especially since usually the cinema sins just point out the tinyest and least important issues to make their number bigger, whereas here its just occasionally ackowledging that something doesn't make sense, but that doesn't matter.

[@danielsuba7590]

The dwarfes taking the sleeping beauty into the house without opening the door is perfectly realistic, they brought her in through the window. Movers do that occasionally when the doorway is too tight to fit tall furniture, like wardrobes, beds, and dead bodies.

[@HighBoi]

The windows r way too small for that theory

[@MetalBlue69]

@@HighBoi ikr

[@TheRealYgrek]

@@HighBoi they could just take her out of the case, disassemble the case, put her in piece by piece and assemble her again on shrek's table

[@ghostslayer1981]

They sprinkled fairy dust on her then pushed her through, Shrek didn't hear due to ear dilly

[@ramayan5256]

Wait, ded bodies?-

[@88HELLJUMPER88]

I just watched this movie last night, so perfect timing because I passed the hell out after like 10 minutes😂 but I literally just realized! Farquad dumped all the fairly tale creatures there because they couldn't get Shrek to move. Way to many years without connecting those dots

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@kirbyman1295]

Shrek: I rode a dragon Donkey: A dragon rode me

[@No-uc6fg]

8:23 It's all ogre now.

[@TehVulpez]

10:09 my question is if Fiona had fallen in love with the dragon instead, would she turn into a dragon herself? Or is the spell only limited to ogres and humans?

[@dontclickmyprofilepic2601]

no because she doesnt have the curse as turning into a dragon only an ogre so if a Guy kiss her in her human form she stays forever in her human form and vice versa

[@thomascorbett709]

@@dontclickmyprofilepic2601 but... but it says that she will take true loves form.

[@ImperialFister]

@@thomascorbett709 And her true love was Shrek, now wasn't it?

[@kirby6897]

@@ImperialFister yes

[@rubenperezalonso8726]

@@ImperialFister but What if it was the dragon?, wouldn't she have transformed into a dragon?

[@--l-7660]

High Boi actually said smart stuff in this video (7:55) I am SHOOK

[@realgreenglitch3689]

Your humor... it's criminally underrated. As always, good review, boi! (can u make one on mitchells vs the machines/rapunzel)

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@Silvbetrippin]

5:42 Shrek 3 be like

[@emptytrashben2375]

He’s always high and goofy stuff, but then there’s that one moment when he he translates from braille to a binary code, deciphers that, and researches an ancient religion just to find out that snickers also exist in the Shrek universe.

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@funnyhappystudios]

3:41 love that Shrek reference

[@TrajectoryT]

I'ma be honest, he doesn't sound as high as he usually does. But this is still a good recap.

[@arhumtariq9455]

His mic was broken and he got a new one

[@kindlyhelpmereachto100ksub9]

WOWW YOU DON'T READ MY PROFILE PICTURE

[@mantisushi]

Old was better

[@barenbloke8019]

I want his old mic back

[@bobyfley1061]

its so true I literally heard that in the first minuet

[@Benjamins-w3j]

Be honest, before filming do you smoke EVERY time?

[@johanrojassoderman5590]

7:05 beautiful storytelling there.

[@FutureKLX300SMowner]

5:16 bro you had me freaking tf out thinking he died with that line 😭😭😭

[@Icerope-km9lu]

9:55 missed opportunity for the “DISGUSTANG” sound effect

[@brianblack5321]

I've been a fan for over 2 years now and somehow I did not get the notification for this video. But this may be your best work ever so far 🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣

[@najmicreativetv9491]

9:45 HEXAGON PFP!

[@aliteralfrog7005]

0:56 they in fact do have tic tacs

[@chargedusanglier2207]

Like in Chicken Little

[@pizzainc.1465]

Pinocchio’s friend: 0:40

[@zedaniojoker4758]

This dude kills me with his f*cking jokes

[@resolute2307]

U haven’t even watched the video yet

[@zedaniojoker4758]

@@resolute2307 you think 🤨😂

[@angelsworld6682]

What's that on the WAAAALLLL TF!!!!!!!!!!! 0:45

[@deznutz3848]

Plot twist high boi did not get a new mic his voice just got deeper

[@chotucaret3459]

I miss the old mic voice of high boi :(

[@B4NSHEE_WITH_A_4]

I thought he sounded different

[@neonflaire8664]

"The most vile creature on Earth, A fucking frenchman" By far, one of High Boi's best quotes ever

[@thomashaeyen6942]

The theorizer agrees with you.

[@taylormower9655]

We’ll I dont

[@littlemonster0448]

“You want to give her that ‘shrek is love, shrek is life’ treatment ” “ITS 2001 THAT VIDEO ISNT EVEN OUT YET”

[@WengineerKimProductions]

Every time he buys a new mic, high boi becomes a different dude.

[@minetieplays2092]

0:22 made me die laughing XD

[@jonathankie7113]

So we are not talking about his Hand in 3:22

[@enjuci2754]

That's a first

[@zencilervadisi]

Master baiting

[@Nargmass]

Little bro really asked LORD farquad what type of ruler is he 💀 💀

[@neorenamon]

2:52 They're called Theatre Ropes and a (Waist High) Turnstile... dude.

[@kirbuilders6701]

If you know those things then what does the adult joke before that mean? (Because I still have no clue)

[@sin4252]

I love how every recap I've watched so far for movies that I have 100% watched you just entertaining bro 😂😂😂

[@ale-skate]

“Fairy tale mystical magic bitches” can be interpreted in 2 different ways

[@amyrhoscyn]

been watching this 5 times for now.. this channel is GOLD!!! pleeeeeaase keep it up and thank you so much for making me laugh my ass out!!!

[@rheverend]

Seeing this video pop up has made my day! I always have to drop whatever I’m doing and watch immediately. Gonna have to explain the bruises on the baby when my husband gets home 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@muenstermedia]

At 3:48 do you happen to have a link to that picture in the background? Because it's hilarious.

[@jmangrum]

The time has finally come. A legend recapping a legend.

[@face911]

The picture in the background is so funny as hell 💀

[@DarkShadowsMelody]

Dam right high boi...the classics... 0:03

[@patrickstar8356]

0:32 Cartman

[@enjr3]

8:55 "He brings over the fuckwad fucksquad." I choked on my water and almost died.

[@friedrodent112]

Hi, Boi, you could have said when you saw the dragon flying: "According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that this dragon should be able to fly. Her wings are too small to lift her big fat body off the ground, but the dragon, of course, flies anyway, because the animators did not care what physicists and aviation experts know is impossible."

[@andrewadams5058]

“Clark Kent BS aside”. This is simply perfect

[@kvgaming3442]

10:21 Is that a fucking math joke with the letter "E"

[@ILUVPIZZA564]

We seriously need more people like this guy I fuckin love him he’s halarious

[@hallway_revenant7919]

i second this

[@fuuuuuuck]

Fr

[@swedishwildlife916]

Theres a movie in sweden thats about a boy helping a tiny person fight of a big rat its realy intresing and whoud be fun to see you make a vid about it

[@hiddensynin]

6:52 is way too true, how does this make it all into a kids movie ?!

[@joeshmoe6930]

1:01 Maybe he didn't teleport, maybe he did a gay little jump. Full of gaiety.

[@lortpilopoloralphlauren7429]

Somebody once told me my ming is overloading

[@ole3548]

Somebody once told me I need to start corroding

[@piloloikiko4845]

Somebody once told me I should be carbo loading

[@pierrebissau6364]

Somebody once told me you need to get a roadie

[@iil3857]

Somebody once told me to eat a roly-poly✨

[@Everythingguy33]

Well done, sir well done. Your ratings continue to put me on the floor laughing. Made my day!

[@robertmarcinkowski361]

7:40 aged like milk. There is blood now. Still a fantastic satiric video about shrek. I love it!!!

[@laltanpuiamc6186]

1:30 U mean Lord FartSquirt??.

[@L1M.L4M]

Diarrhea

[@JereGuyDoesRecRoom]

No

[@theredwhiteandbrown3852]

Doodoo feces

[@justanothercomment9978]

Donkey’ eyes face forward meaning he’s a predatory creature unlike other creatures.

[@kevkevplays5662]

1:22 It’s actually snow white

[@enjuci2754]

I thought they are the same

[@Nizurre_aka_Zili]

Im glad this movie was part of my childhood.