Shrek explained by an idiot

[@HighBoi]

my old mic was breaking so i got a new one, relax ya fuckin idiots

[@NOSEXER]

No, i'll panic.

[@SaadTheGlad]

Was it a USB mic?

[@SaitamaPlaysGames]

Ok so how the fuck is life going on fer ya?

[@rhyskendal]

is that the reason your voice is different?

[@zaneythepainy889]

this recap was very cool thank you

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

6:41 "Everybody hates me cuz I'm ugly and no one wants to get to know me" Sheesh I didn't realize Shrek was this relatable until now.

[@naifbashin3099]

He doin accents makes me more happier😍🤣

[@aglassofwater5420]

Hello there

[@vnstandup3252]

Donkey is one my friends trying to keep me happy

[@Susnose]

donkey 4 life

[@ahedgehog9297]

“Everywhere I go, I see his face”

[@trixxyw2201]

"decipher that, assholes." I love the direct call out to people wondering what the ratings could mean.

[@techy804]

Didn't stop people from trying

[@HumbleBeing5255]

@@techy804 did anyone actually get something out of it? I want to try it, but don’t want to waist time on something that has already been done

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@HumbleBeing5255]

@@techy804 thx for preventing me from losing my mind over this

[@guywithstuffs3153]

A response to how easily decipherable the last movie's ratings was.

[@deadlybladesmith3093]

I never realized as a kid that they were just waterboarding the Gingerbread man with milk. Messed up, but funny as hell. 😂

[@tinthatisfullofbeans]

milkboarding, even

[@KingOfNotHere]

@@tinthatisfullofbeans No. Stop.

[@meadoofdoof7997]

@@tinthatisfullofbeans no continue

[@supersatan7089]

@@tinthatisfullofbeans yes continue

[@notgood1321]

@@tinthatisfullofbeans I'm interested somehow.

[@warnegoodman]

The Broadway musical version answered your questions 1. Farquad's parents were the princess from the princess and the pea (who died from rolling off the stacked mattresses when she was asleep), and Grumpy from the 7 dwarfs. Grumpy eventually kicked him out when he was in his 30's, and he then founded his city. 2. Fiona didn't have running water in her room, just a chamber pot.

[@benkearney8459]

considering the fart at the end was 4 seconds long, we can assume that the decimal he gave us will subtract from 4 to around 2.something, which to play it safe we can give it a 60-70% rating out of 100

[@tylermcclure4723]

He did say to decipher it so gold metal to you

[@juliawhite5227]

My brain hurts

[@Adhdemon1]

this man has deciphered it.

[@TheEnd-jj5zh]

Holy shit (literally)

[@ReiSuzuyaXIII]

Oh my gad tf pink stuff is coming out my brain and my head feels light

[@youraveragerlplayer6637]

Ah yes, legendary movie + high boi explanations = best day ever

[@iwillstealbradyandlockhimi3523]

This video evens out the fact that my school was put into a shelter in place due to an intruder with a weapon. Seriously

[@deesterm4770]

Indeed

[@Zerotwotheoneandonly]

its like a birthday present for me.

[@sensei_monke798]

@@iwillstealbradyandlockhimi3523 America moment

[@TheReZisTLust]

Whats "A yes"? Unless you mean Ah

[@Praisedasan81939]

7:41 „Dreamworks doesnt allow blood in their movie“ Puss in Boots 2: Hold my beer

[@VPT2]

Dreamworks made price of Egypt.....so....yeah.

[@SuperSayainSoda]

@@VPT2 DANG U SIAD IT BEFORE ME >:(((

[@MIIRBH]

​@SuperSayainSodaby a month too

[@chickenchuggets6395]

shrek is wiping his ass, wonderful, 10/10. I cried, such great character development

[@ilyassebenana3824]

Top 10 moments in recent cinema history, it made me cry and laugh and shit and piss and cu- "dies"

[@screamindog8772]

top ten hottest moments in animated history

[@davidhong1934]

Poor Donkey... He already took a bath

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@anthonymullins7089]

Top 10 most emotional moments in cone.atic history

[@jennyneon]

I love how High Boi considers himself as an “idiot” (may be because of self-deprecating humor), yet we all love watching him. We love you, High Boi.

[@Thatoneguy-el8xn]

Then again, he did ask what kind of ruler LORD Farquad is.

[@lando8981]

Who is odd and why is he fucking extrovert

[@Randomov7xx]

Wdym why

[@dvoo3308]

so much wholesmness my hert gona melt AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@Ecoryzer]

Oh,i thought that was tumor lol but it was humor

[@toothpick8858]

4:09 thats the first time in my 26 years of life that i noticed mr f*ckward standing on a little stool cuz he so smoll

[@xx_thisnameiscringe_xx]

its not even 26 years since the movie came out💀💀💀💀

[@0skie]

"and get interupted by the most vile of creatures on earth... a fucking frenchman" As a frenchman who's already used french public transports before, I second that statement

[@kiritotheabridgedgod4178]

As a Brit, I third that statement. Doesn't help that for whatever reason, the French give the Russians a run for their money, when it comes to toxicity in multiplayer games.

[@andreitv9921]

@@kiritotheabridgedgod4178 have you even seen middle easterners? they are more common in mobile games because reasons but I haven't seen anything more toxic than that (usually)

[@kiritotheabridgedgod4178]

@@andreitv9921 I mean, I'm playing on EU servers, so the majority of the time the toxicity is either from the French, or the occasional Russian that breaks through containment.

[@andreitv9921]

@@kiritotheabridgedgod4178 I am playing on European servers too, but some games don't have middle east servers so they play on EU servers as well (I might have encountered more ME players because of my PUBG mobile days before they got their own server and might be stuck with that image)

[@kiritotheabridgedgod4178]

@@andreitv9921 well the majority of multiplayer games that I play have servers in Turkey, so the ME, South African and Turkish players end up on there.

[@crckerjack5852]

“the dragon eats fuckwad” best quote ever.

[@Scott-jk5zk]

300 likes THIS IS SPARTA

[@kieranraj847]

FR

[@RRetrospective]

Yes the time stamp 10:02 lol

[@ni__wolf143]

Then donkey eats the dragon ;)

[@lemons7403]

9:40. According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a dragon should be able to fly. It’s wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The dragon, of course, flies anyway because dragons don’t care what humans think is impossible.

[@enjuci2754]

Truer words have never been spoken.

[@Aloe.tee4410]

This was originally for a bumble Bee

[@justasalad1232]

Bee movie reference, nice

[@Hajutze]

@@justasalad1232 I am quite sure that quote is A LOT older than the Bee movie.

[@ebosarchives]

Classic dreamworks dragon physics.

[@justanothercomment9978]

High boi forcibly having voice cracks is something I never knew I needed.

[@RTheu2109]

"It's wings are kinda tiny, it shouldn't be able to fly" Dragons are bees

[@beaniefamily]

Dragon Movie

[@hm-sg9sm]

The dragon, of course, flies anyway.

[@nuttyboi6645]

Clears throat According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyways. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible

[@TheBirdGamesMain]

@@hm-sg9sm cuz he doesnt give a fuck what humans think

[@Sovi59]

@@hm-sg9sm because dragons don't care what humans say or think about them

[@DarkDodger]

"A frenchman and his henchmen" and "Fuckwad's Fucksquad" really had me laughing. This man is an artist.

[@Ace01aproved]

That made me laugh loads the quotes my guy

[@beaniefamily]

High Boi could make an entire rap album with these bars 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@kindlyhelpmereachto100ksub9]

WOWW YOU DON'T READ MY PROFILE PICTURE 😶😶❌❌

[@DarkShard5728]

how tf this bot still here, been 2 years

[@DarkDodger]

@@DarkShard5728 Which bot?

[@AfaqueAhmed_]

This movie just proves that even a finger to Disney is just a masterpiece to us .

[@amagrotti6768]

Am I the only one who doesn't really like shrek

[@syedaiman5705]

@@amagrotti6768 yes

[@hetgamekanaal5820]

It's not even a Disney movie lmao

[@EEEEEEEE]

E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

[@itsyaboi6628]

@@hetgamekanaal5820 bro, he means giving a middle finger to Disney

[@Kaiimei]

Honestly, Donkey and the Dragon is such a sweet relationship and a pretty good message to kids, that no matter what your differences are, you can still love someone ^.^ ...or just encouraging a generation of kids to accept interspecies relationships...one of the two!

[@hewwo2420]

or have it with a dragon :P

[@joschkahd2788]

Honestly id smash the dragon

[@MohitSharmaxp]

​@@joschkahd2788 and what would be your next gen be called? Dragonsapians? Homodragons?

[@erebus2064]

@KamiKaze imagine at school they’ll teach them ‘How to Train your Dragon’

[@MohitSharmaxp]

@@erebus2064 this world is done for then

[@sunnex474]

“Most vile creature on earth: a fucking Frenchman” As a British man I agree

[@peregrinus1238]

Ewwww Bri'ish "person"🤮🤮🤮

[@Leander16]

Sunnex as german person I agree 😂🇩🇪🤝🏽🇬🇧

[@doctatofu]

As a ‘Merican with Italian heritage I 110% agree

[@kiritotheabridgedgod4178]

As an Englishman, but also as a human being, I agree. Can't think of a single country in the world who doesn't despise the French culturally.

[@Rampant_Fr0sty]

As an Irishman I have no idea what I am doing here all I know is that I must agree

[@LloydTheZephyrian]

Is it just me, or does High Boi not sound as high as usual?

[@mdragzee282]

Yea... Something wrong with his voice...

[@samuelepassaniti7620]

Yeah, I noticed the same thing

[@BeeBoy2339]

Yeah. I was thinking about that

[@tonycee1670]

Yea I thought he had a new mic, his voice sounds very different

[@ArielGonzalez1]

probably a flu or something

[@3rdBuzz]

"This movie is a shitpost before shitposting was a thing" I never realized it but now it all make sense ! Thanks for opening my eyes high boi !

[@EEEEEEEE]

‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

[@Herbertti3]

@@EEEEEEEE F + L = E

[@stevendalloesingh1214]

@@Herbertti3 good point.

[@Hello-bt9of]

@@stevendalloesingh1214 Agreed

[@oniemployee3437]

"Most vile creature on earth: A fucking frenchman" Yet Robin Hood is English, who have been having beef with the French ever since both of the countries became a thing. So, that joke works on a few levels.

[@rocksnrolls]

Most English noblemen in the medieval era were actually fluent in French, as you know... William the conqueror

[@WitcherGerd]

@@rocksnrollsindeed, English was the language of the peasant, the serf who served their Norman French overlords. It wasn’t until 1326-27 that the nobles and king began to prefer English over French as to make them a country of their own rather than a sad copy of France

[@rocksnrolls]

@@WitcherGerd damn, thanks for the history lesson dude.😊

[@loki4807]

@@rocksnrolls The first ENGLISH king although he came from France.

[@rocksnrolls]

@@loki4807 where did he rule?

[@SimplyDuker]

A masterpiece with a deserved rating score. High Boi never misses.

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@Herbertti3]

@@EEEEEEEE F + L = E

[@ReedyRadio]

FAX

[@kindlyhelpmereachto100ksub9]

WOWW YOU DON'T READ MY PROFILE PICTURE 😶😶❌❌

[@JESUSCHRIST-ONLYWAYTOHEAVEN]

JESUS KNOCKS ON YOUR HEART AND LONGS FOR YOU TO ANSWER! HE DOESN'T WANT TO SEE ANYONE PERISH INTO HELL. GOD LOVES YOU SO HE GIVES YOU FREE WILL AND A CHOICE TO ACCEPT HIM OR REJECT HIM. TO LOVE HIM OR TO LOVE SIN/THIS WORLD. CALL UPON JESUS & ASK HIM TO FORGIVE YOUR SINS! SURRENDER YOUR WILL & YOUR LIFE TO HIM AND HE WILL GIVE YOU ETERNAL LIFE IN HEAVEN! PICTURE YOUR BEST DAY ON EARTH TIMES A BILLION FOR ETERNITY, THAT'S HEAVEN! NOW PICTURE YOUR WORST DAY ON EARTH TIMES A BILLION FOR ETERNITY, THAT'S HELL! HE WILL GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANT SO IF YOU REJECT HIM YOU WILL BE SEPARATED FROM HIM & HIS BLESSINGS (LOVE, PEACE, JOY, HOPE, REST, ETC). IN HELL YOU WILL BE ALONE WITHOUT GOD OR PEOPLE, YOU WILL BE HOPELESS, YOU WILL BE IN DESPAIR & AGONY FOREVER! GOD'S STANDARD FOR HEAVEN IS PERFECTION AND ONLY JESUS (THE SON OF GOD/GOD IN THE FLESH) LIVED THAT PERFECT LIFE! HE LAID DOWN HIS LIFE & TOOK THE WRATH OF THE FATHER ON THE CROSS FOR YOUR SINS! GOD IS JUST SO HE MUST PUNISH SIN & HE IS HOLY SO NO SIN CAN ENTER HIS KINGDOM OF HEAVEN. IF YOU ARE IN CHRIST ON JUDGEMENT DAY GOD WILL SEE YOU AS HIS PERFECT SON (SINLESS SINCE YOUR SINS ARE COVERED BY JESUS' OFFERING). YOU CAN ALSO CHOOSE TO REJECT JESUS' GIFT/SACRIFICE & PAY FOR YOUR OWN SIN WITH DEATH (HELL) BUT THAT SEEMS PRETTY FOOLISH! GOD SEES & HEARS EVERYTHING YOU HAVE SAID & DONE. YOU WONT WIN AN ARGUMENT WITH HIM & YOU CANT DEFEND ANY OF YOUR SINS TO HIM. WE'RE ALL GUILTY WITHOUT ACCEPTING JESUS' SACRIFICE FOR OUR SINS! MUHAMMAD DIDN'T DIE FOR YOUR SINS, BUDDHA DIDN'T DIE FOR YOUR SINS, NO PASTOR/PRIEST/MARY OR SAINT DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO IDOLS OR FALSE GODS DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO ACTOR OR CELEBRITY DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO ATHLETE OR POLITICIAN DIED FOR YOUR SINS! JESUS CHRIST ALONE DIED FOR YOUR SINS & WAS RESURRECTED FROM THE GRAVE! HE IS ALIVE & COMING BACK VERY SOON (THESE ARE END TIMES) WITH JUDGEMENT! PREPARE YOURSELVES, TURN FROM SIN & RUN TO JESUS! IT STARTS WITH ASKING HIM TO FORGIVE YOUR SINS & INVITING HIM INTO YOUR HEART/LIFE, SURRENDER ALL TO HIM! IT'S ABOUT A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR CREATOR. HE KNOWS YOUR PAIN & TROUBLES, TALK TO HIM LIKE A BEST FRIEND! ASK HIM TO REVEAL HIMSELF TO YOU & HELP YOU TO BELIEVE IF YOU DOUBT! DON'T WAIT TO CRY OUT! NO ONE IS PROMISED TOMORROW! HE LONGS FOR YOU TO INVITE HIM IN, HE LOVES YOU MORE THAN ANY PERSON EVER COULD, HE CREATED YOU! Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me."-John 14:6 "But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven."-Matthew 10:33 “For the wages of sin is death (hell), but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord”-Romans 6:23

[@postmortemspasm]

"The most VILE of creatures on earth - a fucking frenchman" fucking gold, this guy man

[@Mabra51]

No it's not.

[@EEEEEEEE]

‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

[@sowmyalatha8963]

@@Mabra51 frenchman spotted

[@kindlyhelpmereachto100ksub9]

WOWW YOU DON'T READ MY PROFILE PICTURE

[@gojitsar7505]

@@kindlyhelpmereachto100ksub9 *second vilest thing

[@techy804]

10:33 ok 1.782934689718200013 is pretty obvious, it's just the number where if you minus the golden ratio from it, you get 0.164900700968200013, then multiply it by 10^5, you get ~16.49K the fart when put through a spectrum analyzer results in a peak of around 16.5KHz (Take it with a grain of salt, as the one I'm using is pretty shitty) So according to the rating, this movie is 99.939818768606068484848484848485% perfect. EDIT: Forgot to type the K (to specify thousands) after the ~16.49. Thank you Marnus Koekemoer in the replies for catching that

[@fdliii3519]

That’s some dedication

[@SpeedyFAST2006]

You deserve an award.

[@ebcL]

Damn

[@ilovedc9786]

Man of culture

[@MarloSoBalJr]

So was it 99% shit or gay?

[@jeremymcclary3901]

PLEASE..High Boi...NEVER STOP MAKING THESE VIDEOS!!!!....(In a Y tube FILLED BEYOND CAPACITY with left this...right that...smart this..dumb that... your videos are a life preserver for anyone to cling to!!!! MY ETERNAL GRATITUDE TO YOU!!!!!)

[@vladimirpudding7313]

High boi sounds like a sexy, secretly depressed gigachad instead of the more usual homeless man addicted to crack cocaine having the time of his life every second

[@forgottencorpse69]

Same thought bruh

[@rjs4176]

What KZbin demonetization can do to a man.

[@user-vy8op6rr8r]

@@rjs4176 no money?

[@kore3746]

@@user-vy8op6rr8r no bitches?

[@SimplyDuker]

Perhaps he's just both. Who knows.

[@HyrulelinkDK]

Just wanted say, I fucking love your videos man. You legit have me rolling on every video. You've recapped movies I fucking hate and I still managed to have fucking amazing time. You have a real talent for entertainment and I wanted to say thank you for the countless laughs. I'm excited for anything else you make!

[@PoseidonsWinionDaughter26483]

Ikr

[@barbaralacey8990]

Ikr

[@lordvader5058]

You hate shrek!?!

[@HyrulelinkDK]

@@lordvader5058 Not at all! Shrek is one of my favorite movies of all time! Sorry, I phrased my previous comment poorly. I was just trying to express that even movies that I don't enjoy are fun to watch when he explains them.

[@Brunoki22]

Just out of curiosity, but what are some movies you dislike that High Boi went over?

[@literal-garbage]

Fun fact: when animators would fail to meet a deadline or mess up in their job, they would be punished by having to work on Shrek. This was know as getting “Shrek’d”.

[@mog5397]

This was also known as the "Rule 34". Search up "Shrek Rule 34" to know more.

[@NichtNiklad]

@@mog5397 i hate that i know

[@literal-garbage]

@@mog5397 what

[@literal-garbage]

@@NichtNiklad WHAT

[@jakeagurerpower7126]

Really

[@Flamez-XlX]

7:54 High Boi turning into a scientist

[@Shenskinvarg81125]

I've finally deciphered the rating, it's quite simple really, that fart lasted for about 3-4,5 seconds, meaning the movie gets a 1.78 out of a 3

[@RomanumChristum]

When he said “you wanna give her that shrek is love shrek is life” I died.

[@lucassmith7770]

I lost it right after. “It’s 2001, that video isn’t even out yet!”

[@DavienKBowman]

High boi: it’s wings are too small. How’s it flying? Me: the dragon flies anyway because dragons don’t care what humans think is possible.

[@sirmoriarty8230]

Is that a good ol’ Zefrank reference?

[@AmberCommentsThings]

_According to all known laws of aviation..._

[@mutantsandmemes]

Literally what came to my mind 🤣

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@PedroHCF37]

d movie

[@circesgrotto]

OMFG I can't believe the universe is granting me the chance to watch Shrek explained by highboy while absolutely stoned I'll die a happy person

[@luisguilhermeporto7094]

you and me both my dude, hell yeah

[@maxnax9356]

@@luisguilhermeporto7094 you and him and me 3

[@ShrekIsQT]

@@maxnax9356 me too bro

[@circesgrotto]

I'm a her but thanks ahahaahah

[@ShrekIsQT]

@@circesgrotto mb sorry

[@BOT_CORP]

4:37 I like how High Boi compliments this rather than insulting it, as if he thought “yeah, that’s pretty awesome”

[@Corvid8317]

8:15 This right here,this is actual gold.

[@AlfredSoul]

The KZbin climate of today had me not used to people ripping this unapologetically hard into stuff and I very much enjoyed my time here.

[@ttkok11]

U should check out all his videos he's fuckin hilarious

[@AlfredSoul]

@@ttkok11 I've been a viewer for a while, just hadn't checked in for quite some time :)

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@tomunity9678]

5:37 best Australian accent ever

[@newlzy]

I can confirm, that we Scots DO in fact sound like that 😆

[@Dudepul]

Fun fact: at around 38mins when they leave the tower there is a cauldron with a cookbook "knightly treats". Fiona as a "man eating ogre" could cook and eat the knights the dragon killed. So no airdrop needed.

[@jaipii1285]

WTF 😂

[@doctorquacks87]

It's been confirmed, Fiona’s a cannibal But not really since she's now an ogre

[@gilbertonogueira3481]

That's some Film Theorists material right there

[@clarkbactad5155]

There’s actually a live action horror short film about this, just called “Fiona”

[@douvaman]

farts have speed of 10 feet per second, so technically shrek gets 1.8 seconds of farts that equals to 10.8 out of 10 in terms of fart science (fellow idiot don’t judge)

[@gymmyclassic579]

Well thank you!

[@user-lh8pk1dn7f]

Wise words dude

[@kindlyhelpmereachto100ksub9]

WOWW YOU DON'T READ MY PROFILE PICTURE 😶😶❌❌

[@supersillysammy272]

@@kindlyhelpmereachto100ksub9 WOWW I DIDN'T ASK 😶😶❌❌

[@enderdrane]

Damn bots, always ruining the mood

[@LARVATUBABrasil]

Thank you so much to all the members of High Boi for sending such a beautiful video to us with great difficulty.

[@steil289]

no fucking way that larva brazil comented on high boi

[@LNCsunny]

Real??

[@zara-gd8ds]

💀

[@8-bitfin768]

@@steil289 BAHAHAHA

[@AaAaAccslytrflp]

Ok verified

[@coreyibbitson7940]

New favorite channel! Your sense of humor is right on par with what I like, keep making videos my dude!

[@LunetteFox]

6:56 That Mirror already WAS traumatized, you see it in his face as he tells him to play it "Again". That poor Mirror...

[@JohnSmith-kb4re]

"There we go. Decipher that, assholes." What's there to decipher? A clear perfect score.

[@ThesisTheFox]

exactly hahaha

[@chinmayjain9029]

indeed

[@Geck0GC]

"I miss Eddie Murphy" Don't do that to me. Also your Australian accent is easily in the top 5 I've heard.

[@Bosna_073]

i ALWAYS figure out how to decipher his ratings

[@badluck7286]

"The most vile of creatures on earth: a fucking frenchman" I'm dyin', help me

[@Fornicationholidays]

High Boi chanelling his inner Cristano Ronaldo at 4:00

[@jxyden95]

Fr i was thunking the same thing lmao

[@Roperational_YT]

5:47 Bro, I’ve seen this movie a THOUSAND times, and I’ve NEVER seen/ remember that scene 😂😂

[@ATM05867]

Yeah me too

[@hexagonal69]

3:03 It’s called a turnstile, and I’m amazed I even remember that because I’ve only ever heard it once before.

[@CataStudies]

This may be the only time I had a genuine, hearty laugh at a fart joke. "Decipher that assholes" just sent me rolling.

[@itsteddydarling]

“Instead of choosing between the perfect housewife or a fuckdoll” I never thought of it like that before holy shit 😂

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@pogranko4926]

i feel like high boi is unironically high as shit whenever he records

[@indra95ify]

Living life at its fullest that's what that is

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@Literarydilettante]

Yeah, if Shrek wasn't Scottish, I could totally imagine him as Aussie.

[@brandonm1708]

I love how you’re basically a well made version of Cinema Sins. This is what they could have been if they put effort into making their references accurate, had actually funny jokes, and didn’t have that annoying tone and pointless sin counter

[@chaiiboi3723]

I like cinema wins better

[@brandonm1708]

@@chaiiboi3723 do you mean you like Wins better than Sins, or better than High Boi?

[@prathamjohari8301]

@@brandonm1708 wins over sins but nothing is better than high boi

[@phycopath2122]

Cinema sins will count the sins on this video AND commentery section

[@humphreyshrimp2450]

especially since usually the cinema sins just point out the tinyest and least important issues to make their number bigger, whereas here its just occasionally ackowledging that something doesn't make sense, but that doesn't matter.

[@luketheduke5049]

is it just me that feels like they need to watch him as fast as possible before the video gets demonetized or taken down?

[@privithvikas6111]

yeah he says the r word

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@Herbertti3]

@@EEEEEEEE F+ L = E

[@MarsTheFourthPlanet]

High Boi has done it. He has explained the best cinema masterpiece.

[@AsianPotatoPH]

Indeed he did

[@wyattmacdonald9017]

Yes sir

[@wyattmacdonald9017]

It took long enough

[@resolute2307]

Bro what u haven’t even been able watch the whole video yet

[@Funk_blt]

How the hell did you watch this in one minute

[@pipathelemon9350]

my friend started talking to me so I paused- 7:24

[@avananana]

This channel is basically just a man trying to apply real-life adult reasoning and logic to nonsense situations in movies. It's great.

[@spinzze]

1:48 That caught me Offguard😂

[@13OraOras]

😂😂😂

[@kasmatar]

Nibba😂

[@wispy_spades]

AYOOO 😂😂😂

[@darkidunutten1504]

Finally the masterpiece i was looking for

[@resolute2307]

U didn’t even watch the video yet

[@darkidunutten1504]

@@resolute2307 yeah but i know it has to be a masterpiece

[@SunshineAIC]

*The masterpiece we've all been looking for.

[@slimcereal7604]

On god bro.

[@spamspace6878]

I was also hoping for this

[@funnyhappystudios]

3:41 love that Shrek reference

[@haruko2871]

When the world needed an "idiot" to explain the most, he returned

[@ci8387]

"How did they get a whole sleeping beauty inside his house?" *shows snow white*

[@_jamesrayner_]

The noise at the end is apparently “Music” according to KZbin subtitles. The more you know 😂

[@narly.noodle]

😂

[@Mat78866]

why tf do u watch a video with "built-in" subs with ytb auto subs what's wrong w you

[@_jamesrayner_]

@@Mat78866 I turned it on at the end obviously 😂

[@bevo_3773]

5:10 Donkey chose the bard

[@incogninto1-1]

4:54 the dragon and the dragon. 10/10 logic m8

[@JJ-1866]

9:37 According to all known laws of aviation-

[@darkhelmet12e47]

Came down to comment this

[@danielsuba7590]

The dwarfes taking the sleeping beauty into the house without opening the door is perfectly realistic, they brought her in through the window. Movers do that occasionally when the doorway is too tight to fit tall furniture, like wardrobes, beds, and dead bodies.

[@HighBoi]

The windows r way too small for that theory

[@MetalBlue69]

@@HighBoi ikr

[@TheRealYgrek]

@@HighBoi they could just take her out of the case, disassemble the case, put her in piece by piece and assemble her again on shrek's table

[@ghostslayer1981]

They sprinkled fairy dust on her then pushed her through, Shrek didn't hear due to ear dilly

[@ramayan5256]

Wait, ded bodies?-

[@Topher420Koma]

7:48 nobody talking Abt the poster?

[@KlingelTimi.]

8:22 Just hilarious with this "Shrek is love, Shrek is life" - Comment! 😂

[@TrevorD19]

Yeah. I forgot about that video, it is so cursed

[@alexanderangelkov6338]

6:48 best voice acting in history

[@PlasDoesGames]

6:57 lord shortwad actually gets bricked up for an adult joke ha ha funny right

[@Bromansvans]

“Decipher that @$$holes” yeah like they’re not ALREADY more confusing than Shakespeare

[@christiaanventer8183]

9:33 "According to all known laws of Aviation there is no way a dragon should be able to fly. Her wings are too small to get her dumptruck ass off the ground."

[@FutureKLX300SMowner]

5:16 bro you had me freaking tf out thinking he died with that line 😭😭😭

[@nlightning8239]

7:03 It is not possible to make normal scrambled eggs using fertilized eggs, so technically they aren't her kids

[@L1M.L4M]

Forbidden gummies

[@alienfromandromeda8067]

wgat

[@--l-7660]

High Boi actually said smart stuff in this video (7:55) I am SHOOK

[@emptytrashben2375]

He’s always high and goofy stuff, but then there’s that one moment when he he translates from braille to a binary code, deciphers that, and researches an ancient religion just to find out that snickers also exist in the Shrek universe.

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@88HELLJUMPER88]

I just watched this movie last night, so perfect timing because I passed the hell out after like 10 minutes😂 but I literally just realized! Farquad dumped all the fairly tale creatures there because they couldn't get Shrek to move. Way to many years without connecting those dots

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[@TrajectoryT]

I'ma be honest, he doesn't sound as high as he usually does. But this is still a good recap.

[@arhumtariq9455]

His mic was broken and he got a new one

[@kindlyhelpmereachto100ksub9]

WOWW YOU DON'T READ MY PROFILE PICTURE

[@CoreyWellman]

Old was better

[@barenbloke8019]

I want his old mic back

[@bobyfley1061]

its so true I literally heard that in the first minuet

[@glyzahbuenafe9598]

I love ur videos man, it's like binge watching 30 movies in one hour w/out actually being high but like high. And it is!!! Whaaaaaaatttt

[@rowscouter]

Your humor... it's criminally underrated. As always, good review, boi! (can u make one on mitchells vs the machines/rapunzel)

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@Darkthedumbdork]

7:29 the day when shred gets his ultimate abillity

[@No-uc6fg]

8:23 It's all ogre now.

[@sin4252]

I love how every recap I've watched so far for movies that I have 100% watched you just entertaining bro 😂😂😂

[@jadern5069]

6:51 he got hard, if you don’t believe me, search it up

[@potato.1232]

I believe you 😂

[@TehVulpez]

10:09 my question is if Fiona had fallen in love with the dragon instead, would she turn into a dragon herself? Or is the spell only limited to ogres and humans?

[@dontclickmyprofilepic2601]

no because she doesnt have the curse as turning into a dragon only an ogre so if a Guy kiss her in her human form she stays forever in her human form and vice versa

[@thomascorbett709]

@@dontclickmyprofilepic2601 but... but it says that she will take true loves form.

[@ImperialFister]

@@thomascorbett709 And her true love was Shrek, now wasn't it?

[@kirby6897]

@@ImperialFister yes

[@rubenperezalonso8726]

@@ImperialFister but What if it was the dragon?, wouldn't she have transformed into a dragon?

[@Icerope-km9lu]

9:55 missed opportunity for the “DISGUSTANG” sound effect

[@Mix090]

I've already watched about 3 or 4 of your other videos and I love your content. You're funny and I am about it! Thanks for this gem that is your channel and secondary channel :)

[@davidthemasterbaiter2311]

2:35 hes a LORD lmaooo

[@minetieplays2092]

0:22 made me die laughing XD

[@Silvbetrippin]

5:42 Shrek 3 be like

[@Nargmass]

Little bro really asked LORD farquad what type of ruler is he 💀 💀

[@Refrigerator44]

6:25 hits harder and faster than Will Smith with Chris Rock

[@dacraygunz3630]

5:46 HOLD UP WAIT A MINUTE SOMETHIN AINT RIGHT ***Calls Cops***

[@mainmanmandem]

5:03 "bababooey" much better

[@اليمن_اصل_العرب]

Yeet

[@pizzainc.1465]

Pinocchio’s friend: 0:40