Cartman vs Kyle in the Airsoft Arena - SOUTH PARK

Safety precautions are explained before the boys are paired up with teenagers at Blinky's Airsoft arena. The teams compete against each other in an airsoft battle. Watch the all-new "Help, My Teenager Hates Me!" full episode for free now: cart.mn/airsoft
"Help, My Teenager Hates Me!" S25
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[@southpark]

Watch the all-new "Help, My Teenager Hates Me!" full episode for free now: cart.mn/airsoft

[@CyberAtlasX1]

Best episode of this season

[@sabreejohnson1551]

That episode is also on HBO max too, but thanks for the reminder.

[@okiniriy]

best episode this season

[@rickyspanish6596]

Genuine question. When is South Park gunna be funny again?

[@delaw3656]

@we will do it finally no

[@EnigmaticPenguin]

"No full auto allowed on the field" Everyone full autos. Accurate to life.

[@aardvark5730]

”That’s not full auto. This is”

[@bahbah_booie5202]

Cuts away to Eric switching his gun to full auto at that place after, while everyone else did it after inspection

[@christsang9728]

Bunch of speedsofters spamming the trigger

[@Sgt_Glory]

At least nobody burned a patch

[@jazzabighits4473]

@@Sgt_Glory LOL

[@KappaKiller108]

This scene is weirdly wholesome. Expecting something to go wrong, But they were just having fun

[@jack-gn4yl]

the last scene of the episode was the most wholesome though, especially with uncle jimbo

[@png4367]

Cartman has lost his COOLNESS, he has become such a softy. #savecartman

[@AxxLAfriku]

Don't let this distract you from the fact that I get bullied because my classmates think my videos are the worst. Please don't agree, dear gg

[@KappaKiller108]

@@AxxLAfriku I can tell you are horrible, just from the way you're trying to advertise your channel in comment sections

[@silvertongue1144]

@@AxxLAfriku ok? Keep trying bro if it doesn't work out just try another path

[@mysite1012]

Honestly, this is one of my favorite episodes. Nothing over the top, no city ending threats, no plots or scheming, just kids trying to have some fun. And they nailed how some airsoft players act.

[@JESUSCHRIST-ONLYWAYTOHEAVEN]

JESUS KNOCKS ON YOUR HEART AND LONGS FOR YOU TO ANSWER! HE DOESN'T WANT TO SEE ANYONE PERISH INTO HELL. GOD LOVES YOU SO HE GIVES YOU FREE WILL AND A CHOICE TO ACCEPT HIM OR REJECT HIM. TO LOVE HIM OR TO LOVE SIN/THIS WORLD. CALL UPON JESUS & ASK HIM TO FORGIVE YOUR SINS! SURRENDER YOUR WILL & YOUR LIFE TO HIM AND HE WILL GIVE YOU ETERNAL LIFE IN HEAVEN! PICTURE YOUR BEST DAY ON EARTH TIMES A BILLION FOR ETERNITY, THAT'S HEAVEN! NOW PICTURE YOUR WORST DAY ON EARTH TIMES A BILLION FOR ETERNITY, THAT'S HELL! HE WILL GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANT SO IF YOU REJECT HIM YOU WILL BE SEPARATED FROM HIM & HIS BLESSINGS (LOVE, PEACE, JOY, HOPE, REST, ETC). IN HELL YOU WILL BE ALONE WITHOUT GOD OR PEOPLE, YOU WILL BE HOPELESS, YOU WILL BE IN DESPAIR & AGONY FOREVER! GOD'S STANDARD FOR HEAVEN IS PERFECTION AND ONLY JESUS (THE SON OF GOD/GOD IN THE FLESH) LIVED THAT PERFECT LIFE! HE LAID DOWN HIS LIFE & TOOK THE WRATH OF THE FATHER ON THE CROSS FOR YOUR SINS! GOD IS JUST SO HE MUST PUNISH SIN & HE IS HOLY SO NO SIN CAN ENTER HIS KINGDOM OF HEAVEN. IF YOU ARE IN CHRIST ON JUDGEMENT DAY GOD WILL SEE YOU AS HIS PERFECT SON (SINLESS SINCE YOUR SINS ARE COVERED BY JESUS' OFFERING). YOU CAN ALSO CHOOSE TO REJECT JESUS' GIFT/SACRIFICE & PAY FOR YOUR OWN SIN WITH DEATH (HELL) BUT THAT SEEMS PRETTY FOOLISH! GOD SEES & HEARS EVERYTHING YOU HAVE SAID & DONE. YOU WONT WIN AN ARGUMENT ON JUDGEMENT DAY & YOU CANT DEFEND ANY OF YOUR SINS TO HIM. WE'RE ALL GUILTY WITHOUT ACCEPTING JESUS' SACRIFICE FOR OUR SINS! MUHAMMAD DIDN'T DIE FOR YOUR SINS, BUDDHA DIDN'T DIE FOR YOUR SINS, NO PASTOR/PRIEST/MARY OR SAINT DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO IDOLS OR FALSE GODS DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO ACTOR OR CELEBRITY DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO ATHLETE OR POLITICIAN DIED FOR YOUR SINS! JESUS CHRIST ALONE DIED FOR YOUR SINS & WAS RESURRECTED FROM THE GRAVE! HE IS ALIVE & COMING BACK VERY SOON (THESE ARE END TIMES) WITH JUDGEMENT! PREPARE YOURSELVES, TURN FROM SIN & RUN TO JESUS! IT'S NOT ABOUT RELIGION, TITHING, CHURCH... IT STARTS WITH ASKING HIM TO FORGIVE YOUR SINS & INVITING HIM INTO YOUR HEART/LIFE, SURRENDER ALL TO HIM! IT'S ABOUT A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR CREATOR. HE KNOWS YOUR PAIN & TROUBLES, TALK TO HIM LIKE A BEST FRIEND! ASK HIM TO REVEAL HIMSELF TO YOU & HELP YOU TO BELIEVE IF YOU DOUBT! DON'T WAIT TO CRY OUT! NO ONE IS PROMISED TOMORROW! HE LONGS FOR YOU TO INVITE HIM IN, HE LOVES YOU MORE THAN ANY PERSON EVER COULD, HE CREATED YOU! Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me."-John 14:6 "But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven."-Matthew 10:33 “For the wages of sin is death (hell), but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord”-Romans 6:23

[@0ne-Two]

Most*

[@davidgilmoursacidtab]

@@JESUSCHRIST-ONLYWAYTOHEAVEN unhinged

[@connorvanvuuren6455]

@@JESUSCHRIST-ONLYWAYTOHEAVEN Mark 10:18 “Why do you call me good?” Jesus answered. “No one is good-except God alone.

[@deathsagaXX]

@@JESUSCHRIST-ONLYWAYTOHEAVEN diarrhea?

[@matthewmacedo5611]

I love the fact that Cartman calls his shot and even acknowledge the kyles shot was sweet

[@jacobgraemoor5778]

game respects game

[@xAnitudex]

pretty sure he just didnt wanna get hit some more

[@jacobgraemoor5778]

@@xAnitudex while true, he did respect Kyle lighting him up.

[@kaylak8478]

Thanks Lord for sitting in my heart, in Jesus name amen.🤗🤗

[@tanneredge9774]

Love/hate relationship. They're actually friends whether they'd like to admit or not.

[@Chris-th5fl]

glad to see the boys having actual fun. episodes with them not dealing with town destroying or world destroying threats are hidden gems.

[@delaw3656]

@we will do it finally no

[@bgt2848]

Honestly I was glad they were sincerely having a good and pleasant time. When Carmen said I love you guys I just thought to myself “that is so nice“ 😂

[@TD-tc9dj]

So nice to see them together again

[@Not_Interested93]

@@delaw3656 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@Not_Interested93]

@we will do it listen to Delaw

[@johnrie18]

I genuinely expected Cartman to try and weasel out of getting hit. Him acknowledging that he got shot and playing by the rules is actually a very welcome surprise.

[@12DAMDO]

he tried at first but then Kyle kept shooting

[@germandragon8664]

@@12DAMDO sounds accurate

[@hen9166]

@@franksandoval6046 why o:

[@12DAMDO]

@@franksandoval6046 source?

[@DecoratorTax8]

@@franksandoval6046 So you’re saying that they’re gonna fire Trey and Matt over PC principal bullying people in the show but didn’t do anything when Cartman fed Scott his parents? I highly doubt that Unless you have a source to back up what you’re saying, no one is going to believe you

[@GodKillerKRAT0S]

Love moments when cartman isn't being manipulative or a dick and he's just part of the gang.

[@reggyjohnson9083]

How did he even afford it

[@jargozle5393]

@@reggyjohnson9083 how did Kenny afford it

[@andosrailway2369]

@@jargozle5393 Both Cartmann and Kenny stole them, haha

[@invictusmaneo464]

:D

[@loyalcompanion2104]

I thought Cartman was quite rich? Hasn't he started businesses before?

[@dskylight17]

I have to ask, when was the last time the boys just got to be kids and enjoy themselves? No crazy adventures, no strangely timed moral lesson for them or someone, no animosity between cartman and kyle, no being parents to their parents or someone along those lines. Just four boys having fun together doing something. I want more episodes like this one.

[@edwardfetner2513]

probably the Zip Lining episode but for opposite reasons

[@andydougy4347]

South Park has been on so long its going to evolve into being a feel good sitcom.

[@trillfa9774]

Yeah I know everyone loves the current events style episodes that they’re always pumping out but I’d really like it if they returned to this style once in a while. Doesn’t have to be all the time but it would be a nice nod to us old-school fans that’s for sure not to mention it would probably have the youngr fans laughing too.

[@kaylak8478]

Thanks Lord for sitting in my heart, in Jesus name amen.🤗🤗🤗

[@lhays117]

I don’t think there ever was an episode like that. Literally the first ever episode of the show involves a massive alien satellite being implanted in Cartman’s rectum.

[@kash8220]

The whole bit where Cartman doesn’t call his hit is so true to life.

[@19Kone92]

I rewatched, he was really not hit..

[@tylercherry7424]

Cause he wasn't hit. It hit the bin he was behind

[@Neo2266.]

He wasn’t hit, pay attention

[@xenasta7314]

@@Neo2266. he got hit in the right shoulder

[@jinglemyberries866]

@@Neo2266. I rewatched it and he gets hit in the right shoulder.

[@CyberAtlasX1]

Cartman actually said he got hit, that's surprising. He's actually playing the game fairly instead of cheating (He even said that Kyle getting him was sweet)

[@harshithgowdahsk]

He legit came back with a sniper and took Kyle down !! Cartman got no authority!!

[@therenegade4482]

Probably cause he was having fun, and even if he got eliminated he can still continue playing

[@sabreejohnson1551]

@@harshithgowdahsk Then it turns out no one needs to respect his authority if he doesn't have none.

[@okiniriy]

YEEES. I AM VERY SURPRISED TOO. THAT WAS INCREDIBLE

[@officialbrdillin]

Cartman was just super happy when he was playing. It was a great day for him. That’s probably why he was being fair.

[@psychoairsoft7146]

the people who write this show DEFINITELY played a few rounds at a local airsoft field to research. even the guns they are using, the lingo, everything is just too perfect!

[@reaperscythe1052]

Honestly outside of that one instance, I’m amazed Cartman actually called his hits, given that if there’s some way to exploit the system he’ll usually opt for that

[@jacobsampsonis7782]

But he didn't call the hit. The problem in airsoft is that calling out you are hit is just as much for you because it stops you from being hit further. And since we know cartman is at heart a bitch he'll admit he got hit if it prevents him from being hit further

[@ChrisDavidLo]

I have never seen such an accurate depiction of the modern teenager. The episode was amazing.

[@ljt3084]

Accurate depiction of Airsofters too.

[@foxxxxx]

bruh

[@kaitogg322]

Bruh

[@BarnacleBoy42069]

Bruhhhh

[@Eccho3]

@@ljt3084 yeah I hate airsofters, thats why I wont play it despite the fact it looks fun

[@NoahCanFB]

"Ok! Ok, hit. You got me. That was sweet." 🤣🤣 Love how Cartman is just being a kid here

[@AoiUsagiOtoko]

played airsoft for the first time last week, this episode is accurate af 😂 especially the jackasses turning on full auto despite being told not to...i got hit in the funnybone ffs, that hurt like hell. had a great time though kenny genuinely enjoying himself is so cute, little dude deserves good times

[@dixienormus6941]

As an Englishman: air soft looks like some of the dumbest American penis compensating nonsense imaginable.

[@NazriB]

Lies again? Male Model AIA

[@augustuslxiii]

Why even have the option on the guns to go full-auto to begin with?

[@ninjawithramen]

“That’s not full-auto, this is”

[@ninjawithramen]

@@augustuslxiii Depends on the map or teams Full auto is generally reserved for larger maps But if there’s a buncha newbs, the refs don’t want them to be lit up by a regular’s hpa 9999 rps wonder-bluss

[@moth_the_moth]

2:25 Kenny's Little "Woohoo!!" Really Got Me XD

[@Thorax7x686]

Kenny is happy ☺️

[@dannydorito8019]

I love how excited Cartman is. He’s so overjoyed that he ends up following the rules and says he’s hit after he shoots Kyle. That’s some surprising growth for Eric.

[@B01]

I mean, he was getting shot and didn't want to keep getting shot. Wasn't like it was out of the kindness of his heart lmao

[@thenumber1stunna69]

@@B01 B is for Bruh

[@TylerMcL3more]

Tbh- I played paintball growing up, but both Paintball and Airsoft seem to make a lot of kids grow into their confidence a bit quicker than other activities. They’re playing a fun, “big kid” sport, usually with some old timer adults who can sense when there’ll be problems and do what is needed to mitigate any issues before they start(like actually happened when the old timer ref here made sure the youngsters didn’t have a bad time by getting outmatched and shot up), and being on what is a playing field where everyone can have a fun role and make a difference for their team, often regardless of one’s extreme physical prowess, really makes “combat sports” like paintball and Airsoft really good for youngsters and people of all ages really- in my experience these can be very “Honor system” bound sports and those who don’t roll with that get outted as shiteater losers real quick and get there welcomes taken away usually pretty quick. Also: with them carrying what can be a lot of heavy equipment, these games can be really great full body exercises that are also fun as heck, and actually statistically safer than golf last I checked. Even though I played paintball in my day, and am currently aiming to get into Magfed Paintball as opposed to Airsoft(though i may hop into airsoft if i can afford it and magfed pb)- I can’t recommend Airsoft, Magfed, or just regular old Paintball enough to folks who’d like to get into a new hobby or sport: they’re generally a very welcoming, awesome crowd, with some of the funnest times of my life being hanging out as a referee/field monkey at Petty Paintball out in Red Rock, Texas. Good times! How I wish she was still a field open to the public. :)

[@paulonavarro7095]

@@TylerMcL3more Bruh

[@B01]

@TopTierBoss2000 south park was not made to offend people. It was made to say things any way they want and not give a fuck who GETS offended by what they have to say/portray....there's a big difference and it's why it's so successful, and them treating everyone equally shitty because there is no bias...

[@NicksLotus]

I was grinning the whole time during this episode , I didn't realize how much I missed the boys just having fun and being kids . also the depiction of teenagers is so godamn accurate! one of my favorite episodes now!

[@Broomer52]

Sometimes you just need a break from the dark humor and go back to basics

[@andrewscott7728]

bruh

[@neonx6202]

Yeah I liked them being kids with added humor of them being parents of teens

[@deevilknievel]

Bruhh

[@preezuswalks1615]

BRUH!

[@absolutemalkavian4974]

I just love how the South Park team made the teenagers saying bruh every time they speak 😂

[@zeldzamezeeslak6082]

Typical Redditer

[@jcrocky]

2:46 Lession: never start celebrating by shouting out of happiness because that’ll just give away your position.

[@theprofessional155]

I remember when I played in an indoor arena like this when I was a kid . So many people violate the full auto rule and wouldn’t go to respawn when hit.

[@juliusquasar1565]

Hi professional!

[@coolmonke161]

LZZZZZZZZZ

[@pryingeyes1551]

That's one of the things I liked about paintball, no one could lie about getting hit. It was both visible and audible. Very, very audible.

[@konighartzderiv.4898]

1-0

[@cpK054L]

Just bring a throwing knife

[@athatcher9367]

I’m gonna be honest, I half expected Cartman’s gun to shoot like a metal pellet or something instead of a an air soft BB. But no, it was just an air soft gun and nothing insane or sociopathic happened.

[@davidreynolds9375]

Same, I was expecting a hunting-power rifle with hunting pellets. Or an actual rifle.

[@athatcher9367]

@@davidreynolds9375 if he did it would not have surprised me...

[@kayagorzan]

@@davidreynolds9375 Same, I was expecting a bullet

[@codyross2403]

I was just expecting that his joules were over field limit or like he shoots kyle too close with a sniper and kyle gets injured or smth

[@AnthonyBell-dq5zj]

Eh , even if he did , Kyle still would’ve whopped his ass and call him out 😂😂😂😂

[@clownduckkky9508]

I love how instead of cartman missing his shot or Kyle whining about cartman hitting his face it’s just good clean fun

[@laurencovington5491]

This had to be, without a doubt, one of the best episodes of modern South Park. To me, it felt like an older season episode where it focused on all 4 of the boys solely, which is what the newer seasons have been missing. We also got to see the boys acting their age again and bonding over their love of Airsoft. They’re just going out and having fun and it’s so sweet. And the final scene where they team up with their dads (and of course, Stan’s Uncle Jimbo) to take down the teenagers…the father/son bonding in this episode was by far the best part!!!! I hope we see more episodes like this in the future seasons!!!!

[@egomania2792]

I love how one of the rules is "No full auto on the field" and then the game begins and everybody's like "The fuck is semi auto?" 🤣🤣

[@MaamyyraGaming]

That's not full auto, this is. Daym bro.

[@Unh0ly0ne]

@@MaamyyraGaming I never played Airsoft or watch much content of it, yet this reference I get.

[@VideoBakery]

Semi auto is hard on the gearbox

[@CokesAndTokes]

@@VideoBakery what? Full auto is harder on both the gears and the motor. Properly built gearboxes easily shoot semi auto without wearing anything down

[@VideoBakery]

@@CokesAndTokes maybe it's because I used an ancient TM FAMAS with a Gen 1 gearbox, but I could hear that thing lurch when I used semi auto. It failed to fire a lot as well.

[@ironleeFPS]

Having played Airsoft for many years, this is hilarious and accurate in so many ways. They did their research.

[@Jamison1888]

It reminds me of every Sunday let alone red tips as I live in NZ

[@ryanjay707]

Lol for sure, from their loadouts to describing the rules. This made me smile and giggle. I’m new to airsoft with about 4 months under my belt but absolutely love the game

[@JESUSCHRIST-ONLYWAYTOHEAVEN]

JESUS KNOCKS ON YOUR HEART AND LONGS FOR YOU TO ANSWER! HE DOESN'T WANT TO SEE ANYONE PERISH INTO HELL. GOD LOVES YOU SO HE GIVES YOU FREE WILL AND A CHOICE TO ACCEPT HIM OR REJECT HIM. TO LOVE HIM OR TO LOVE SIN/THIS WORLD. CALL UPON JESUS & ASK HIM TO FORGIVE YOUR SINS! SURRENDER YOUR WILL & YOUR LIFE TO HIM AND HE WILL GIVE YOU ETERNAL LIFE IN HEAVEN! PICTURE YOUR BEST DAY ON EARTH TIMES A BILLION FOR ETERNITY, THAT'S HEAVEN! NOW PICTURE YOUR WORST DAY ON EARTH TIMES A BILLION FOR ETERNITY, THAT'S HELL! HE WILL GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANT SO IF YOU REJECT HIM YOU WILL BE SEPARATED FROM HIM & HIS BLESSINGS (LOVE, PEACE, JOY, HOPE, REST, ETC). IN HELL YOU WILL BE ALONE WITHOUT GOD OR PEOPLE, YOU WILL BE HOPELESS, YOU WILL BE IN DESPAIR & AGONY FOREVER! GOD'S STANDARD FOR HEAVEN IS PERFECTION AND ONLY JESUS (THE SON OF GOD/GOD IN THE FLESH) LIVED THAT PERFECT LIFE! HE LAID DOWN HIS LIFE & TOOK THE WRATH OF THE FATHER ON THE CROSS FOR YOUR SINS! GOD IS JUST SO HE MUST PUNISH SIN & HE IS HOLY SO NO SIN CAN ENTER HIS KINGDOM OF HEAVEN. IF YOU ARE IN CHRIST ON JUDGEMENT DAY GOD WILL SEE YOU AS HIS PERFECT SON (SINLESS SINCE YOUR SINS ARE COVERED BY JESUS' OFFERING). YOU CAN ALSO CHOOSE TO REJECT JESUS' GIFT/SACRIFICE & PAY FOR YOUR OWN SIN WITH DEATH (HELL) BUT THAT SEEMS PRETTY FOOLISH! GOD SEES & HEARS EVERYTHING YOU HAVE SAID & DONE. YOU WONT WIN AN ARGUMENT ON JUDGEMENT DAY & YOU CANT DEFEND ANY OF YOUR SINS TO HIM. WE'RE ALL GUILTY WITHOUT ACCEPTING JESUS' SACRIFICE FOR OUR SINS! MUHAMMAD DIDN'T DIE FOR YOUR SINS, BUDDHA DIDN'T DIE FOR YOUR SINS, NO PASTOR/PRIEST/MARY OR SAINT DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO IDOLS OR FALSE GODS DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO ACTOR OR CELEBRITY DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO ATHLETE OR POLITICIAN DIED FOR YOUR SINS! JESUS CHRIST ALONE DIED FOR YOUR SINS & WAS RESURRECTED FROM THE GRAVE! HE IS ALIVE & COMING BACK VERY SOON (THESE ARE END TIMES) WITH JUDGEMENT! PREPARE YOURSELVES, TURN FROM SIN & RUN TO JESUS! IT'S NOT ABOUT RELIGION, TITHING, CHURCH... IT STARTS WITH ASKING HIM TO FORGIVE YOUR SINS & INVITING HIM INTO YOUR HEART/LIFE, SURRENDER ALL TO HIM! IT'S ABOUT A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR CREATOR. HE KNOWS YOUR PAIN & TROUBLES, TALK TO HIM LIKE A BEST FRIEND! ASK HIM TO REVEAL HIMSELF TO YOU & HELP YOU TO BELIEVE IF YOU DOUBT! DON'T WAIT TO CRY OUT! NO ONE IS PROMISED TOMORROW! HE LONGS FOR YOU TO INVITE HIM IN, HE LOVES YOU MORE THAN ANY PERSON EVER COULD, HE CREATED YOU! Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me."-John 14:6 "But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven."-Matthew 10:33 “For the wages of sin is death (hell), but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord”-Romans 6:23

[@falnelliah2084]

@@JESUSCHRIST-ONLYWAYTOHEAVEN hail Satan

[@justwastingtimeonyt9952]

Aren't you an edge lord. Praise christ

[@hvacslayer2929]

Used to play paintball as a kid with friends, this scene is identical to what we went through 😂 brings back memories.

[@zachkennedy9282]

Atleast you didn't play gay airsoft

[@manspider6574]

Bruh this is airsoft.

[@billybones1694]

@@manspider6574 And what difference does it make? Paintball or airsoft either way it's just a fun kid's game.

[@kaylak8478]

Thanks Lord for sitting in my heart, in Jesus name amen.🤗🤗🤗🤗

[@hvacslayer2929]

@@kaylak8478 I like Turtles

[@HurricanezzYT]

0:39 “Team Floppy Weiner”!!! 😂😂😂😭😭😭

[@goregalore40]

“Right here!”

[@d.a.l.l.a.s.]

This episode was pretty good especially when Cartman thought that his teenager was using lotion for his hands everytime he would go to the bathroom 🤣

[@tobztertv4358]

I didn’t even get it until after the episode… I’m 21 :(

[@delaw3656]

@we will do it finally no

[@SpannerManna]

@we will do it nab

[@DeathBringer769]

I mean, his hands were definitely involved in the process, lol...

[@alexvaughan1013]

Nobody say what it actually means. It would ruin the joke!

[@Alltimefox]

Not gonna lie, Cartman was so innocent in this scene. Looks happy playing airsoft with his buddies. Didn’t mind getting shot at the end and was smiling.

[@randomguy514]

Ikr!

[@letto4737]

He'll never look innocent to me

[@Alltimefox]

@@letto4737 there’s a chance Cartman might go to a future Rabbi route. He said to the gang that he’s feeling “depressed” probably because of where he lives at and playing airsoft was the best thing he did for 3 hours of his whole life, and he told his friends he loves them. But…. He might change next episode.

[@letto4737]

@@Alltimefox Well, you said it: "He might change" so... no innocence here for me

[@georgebonham4459]

@@letto4737 remember he made a kid eat his parents

[@whatmeworry4713]

Makes me almost cry tears of joy to see the boys just having the best time together with no bullshit.

[@liamwilson7549]

Parody of all those airsoft cinematic videos on KZbin lol 😂

[@CaptainPlainJaneway]

A surprisingly wholesome episode when the boys teamed up with their dads.

[@saferabies]

HILDA

[@Hens1123Minecraft]

I loved the tegridy grenade attack lol.

[@xx_furby_lover_xx5812]

Ikr

[@waywardwalleye22]

plus the gary numan track at the end was FIRE

[@PrimateSoul]

Lol the ending too

[@amitysluzara2022]

Episodes of the 4 boys just having fun like this are always a joy

[@TheANSONATOR]

I really enjoyed the ziplining episode too haha

[@Sharkbayt1025]

This scene is perfect. No punchlines, jokes, edginess…they’re just genuinely having fun together. Exactly how Airsoft should be

[@tomsleater5561]

All of the saying "bruh" so realistic 😂😂😂😂😂

[@stormyhoney9660]

Those teenagers managed to accomplish something I didn’t think was possible- they made Cartman look decent! 🤣

[@davebernstein5788]

well every teen of 2022 wanna be worse then cartman so not a suprise

[@imazaiah]

@@davebernstein5788 bru

[@AphoticGoblin]

bruhhhh

[@juuglord8509]

@@BackgroundDude Lol, only to spare himself of getting shot again.

[@airsoftcamman]

Maybe we do say "Bruh" too much. 🤔

[@mikeyrizzo7606]

Impossible! One can never say it too much, lol.

[@infinemyself5604]

Bruh

[@AphoticGoblin]

bruh we say it just the right amount bruhhh

[@howdoichangemypfp1234]

Bruh i dont even say bruh

[@sladejosephwilson2300]

This episode is making fun of frag heads

[@dtjackson1647]

Seeing the way the BBs curve to the left at 1:26 makes me feel super nostalgic. I miss my airsofting days.

[@JacksonTheSkylanderDude67]

0:07 *BRUH*

[@heathernks8]

"I've never seen Kenny act like this. Ever."🤣 and "We got you a dad Cartman. You may remember.... Stan's Uncle Jimbo."😭 had me dying last night! This whole episode had the most LOL moments so far this season!!

[@thebandit0256]

I wonder if Trey and Matt will put Jimbo with Lianne

[@johnharris6655]

Jimbo might be Cartman's dad, along with every other guy in town.

[@cameranpowers6617]

@@johnharris6655 no Cartlmans dad was Scott tenorman’s dad. It was revealed in episode 201

[@johnharris6655]

@@cameranpowers6617 And we all thought that Tolkien's name was Token.

[@Vexxquik]

This has been the most accurate depiction of airsoft I've ever seen... Coming from someone whose played for years. Everything from what the ref says to the players. Everyone always used the kids as bait.

[@Guilhermetmfranco]

Hahahahahahaahab mycousin uses his 10 years old son as bait in our family airsoft games!!!! Hahaha

[@pinkaroo92]

As the parent of a 14-year-old boy this episode is one of the most hilarious and relatable South Park‘s I have seen in years. 😂

[@hologram4763]

2:30 "Oh my god...This is greatest day of my fucking life" 😂

[@sabreejohnson1551]

This wasn't really a bad episode. I enjoyed it. I'm surprised how Cartman was actually playing the game fairly instead of cheating like he usually does.

[@dargkkast6469]

I mean he was living the dream,... the nazi dream- I mean I wonder why as well, it certainly had nothing to do with Kyle.

[@delaw3656]

@we will do it finally no

[@matthew-nq9sk]

Yeah kinda expected Him to pull an amon göth before Shooting kyle

[@socialcommentary1014]

@@jleffel6969 You're Bill Belichick, aren't you?

[@juliandavidhoffer2022]

No need to if you can come back.

[@owengautreau1233]

2:34 “Omg this is the greatest day of my fucking life” Cartman finally got that clean shot and one upped Kyle. The joy he showed in that moment was just perfect

[@redfoxtactical8425]

This was a lot more true to airsoft circa 2014-2016. Today most of those teens have grown up and are a lot more chill, the craze has passed so a good portion of the assholes have moved on or been run off, and the community is amazing. I've been playing larger Milsims since 2006 and I'd love to buddy up with the new kids. Be a great chance to run the Novritsch Mk23 as a primary and just have fun. Always always jump on that opportunity to teach them right from the start before they pick up bad habits from the only ones left.

[@aj897]

2011-2016

[@poopsmith6853]

They can't rip on Biden so they have to rehash things from before 2020.

[@TerriazeCAPCUTeditor]

Honestly buddy up with them. Nowadays teenagers are so offended at even the existence of the phrase "different culture" they are willing to hurt children just to rid it.

[@Joeylikeswakkie]

Kid: “bruh” Nobody: “bruh”

[@roybatty4578]

You know, for years I've been saying I like old SP better but man with the Post COVID specials and what they're putting out now, it feels like Matt and Trey have breathed new life into the series and reminded us why we love the show.

[@porksoda2342]

Yeah 100% I loved the Kanye west episodes and the Heidi and cartman episodes

[@NoHuddleHawkeyes]

Kind of getting tired of the Tegridy shit though.

[@porksoda2342]

@@NoHuddleHawkeyes not me

[@roybatty4578]

@@porksoda2342 Primus fuggin rules

[@kaylak8478]

Thanks Lord for sitting in my heart, in Jesus name amen.🤗🤗

[@Pixelponny]

Incredible how informative and accurate this is. There's even one person fingerbanging another player, which is a real rule in airsoft

[@pseudonayme7717]

😂😆I think you must have a different rule book from me😛

[@roderik1990]

@@pseudonayme7717 Eh, just awkward phrasing. Fingerbanging here would be to just say bang instead of actually shooting at close range. Not the... excited wiggling type of fingerbanging.

[@DannyPhantomNYC]

finger banging is when you take your hand off the pistol grip and fuck the trigger with ur index finger

[@hiniantic5918]

Fingerbang. Bang bang bang

[@theairsoftcurmudgeon8579]

Can confirm.

[@rytramprophet843]

Having actually played Airsoft with friends in the woods, i have to tell you, there is nothing more exhilirating then hunting and stalking your friends. the anticipation as you have one of them in your scope provides a thrill like no other. its like a way to awaken your hunter instinct without actually hurting anyone....too badly.

[@FairPlayClubChads]

"Im out of green gas " *pulls out air tank*

[@serenepogi]

The boys just having fun and what more Cartman and Kyle felt like good buddies throughout the episode. Most of the times when they're not arguing with each other, they we're just neutral, but this episode gives them vibes I love.

[@Sal_Sal27]

Minus the obvious joy Cartman felt when he shot Kyle in the face.

[@SirWishyWashy]

@@Sal_Sal27 yeah that's called friendship dude

[@Sal_Sal27]

@@SirWishyWashy so, if someone who constantly shits on you shot YOU in the face when he clearly could've shot some padded area, you'd have high-fived him?

[@getmad8063]

@@Sal_Sal27 imagine being upset over a cartoon

[@Sal_Sal27]

@@getmad8063 sorry that you're upset. But, way to precede your name. If you're referring to Hirkz, my bad

[@eazyOwl]

seeing the boys actually having fun makes me happy

[@oceanlawnlove8109]

I kept waiting for someone to loose an eye xD

[@franksandoval6046]

@@oceanlawnlove8109 why mr garrison became a woman why ?

[@oceanlawnlove8109]

@@franksandoval6046 wat

[@herrheroin606]

Okay femboy

[@eazyOwl]

@@herrheroin606 what?

[@SaD_kNiFeYT]

The fact that Matt Stone & Trey Parker both are up to date with the latest teenage lingo even though they both are older speaks volumes.....BRUH.❤️👍

[@nennekcolod]

this is one of the best episode ever. Cartman actually having fun with the guys and not being the villain(doing something wrong like cheating or messing with kyle in the worse way) for a change. actually expecting Cartman will do something bad on the guys on this episode like cheating or worse(bring a real gun).

[@NocturnalCoder]

Bringing in Jimbo so that Cartman doesn't feel left out was one of the most wholesome moments in all of South Park episodes!

[@---bg9dq]

That's what's randy all about there is no wholesomeness without tegridy

[@MCNagStaR]

... Jimbo is his dad can't you see the resemblance

[@thanksfordoxingpeopleyoutube]

@@MCNagStaR jimbo was a bronco?

[@outdatedguy]

@@MCNagStaR i remeber something about that

[@pegeta]

Jimbo can't be his dad Did you happen to forget the episode where cartman made that kid eat his parents

[@WolfyStudio115]

Like how this is the first time they are actually having fun despite all thats happened between them, especially cartman and kyle

[@fieryphoenix586]

Giving a safety briefing with his finger on the trigger. I know it's an airsoft gun, but still, trigger discipline.

[@kieferclarkf1674]

"Yes already yes" I'm using that at the next work meeting.

[@SlapMyBass3825]

This episode was so good! Brought back some seriously good memories play airsoft with my friends years ago. I am willing to bet airsoft sales are gonna skyrocket after this episode aired.

[@yoyoholck]

Where do you watch it and how?

[@GameXTwo]

@@yoyoholck on their website just google it, but new episodes take a few days till theyre uploaded

[@basedanetto]

@@yoyoholck actually its already up on Southparks website

[@franksandoval6046]

@@basedanetto Sharon Marsh need divorced Randy Marsh in order for Sharon Marsh and Stan Marsh and Shelly Marsh to move back to the house

[@DanielMaloneJr]

@@yoyoholck It’s also on HBO Max if you’re in the US

[@Jarod-vg9wq]

My favourite episode of the season.

[@tempo513]

bruh

[@Kr0nicDragon]

“No full auto” *everyone starts using full auto*

[@compatriot852]

Glad to see South park return to the classic formula. South park was at its best with the kids just doing normal things like playing video games or going ziplining

[@yoyoholck]

They're gona make an episode about people like you soon

[@taylorwilson6655]

bro the zipline episode is one of the worst, so was this one, what are you talking about xD

[@xxxangelbreezexxx7821]

@@taylorwilson6655 I gotta disagree those episodes were the best. What’s your favorite eps than?

[@cloud99955]

Its either you hate or love the zipline episode. I just realized that but I love it

[@vivimos_en_una_sociedad7758]

@@xxxangelbreezexxx7821 probably something dumb like the imaginationland or whatnot lmao

[@ulibarriL]

This is the kind of South Park episode you show someone who hasn't seen it or much of it, and then let them watch the Scott Tenorman episode. Night and day versions of Cartman.

[@bigbone3806]

As someone who used to play consistently I can say the teenagers who have hella gear is the most accurate thing

[@SargentoDuke]

"no full auto"... then 1:20 😂

[@Nsodnoajdjksl]

That's not full auto, that's the pulling the trigger faster technique.

[@SargentoDuke]

@@Nsodnoajdjksl 1:32 the DMR 😂😂😂

[@VideoBakery]

DUDE!!!! I can't believe how perfectly they captured airsoft. The pre-game instructions, the *SOUND DESIGN*, the mix of adults who take it too seriously and teenagers just hanging out.... perfection. I used to play as a kid all the time and despite the occasional awkwardness at bigger events, it was some of the most fun I've ever had. Pro-tip for anyone who wants to pick it up today - playing with six friends in the woods is always more fun than big events.

[@Shinny1338]

I'm wondering if one of the teenage VA's is actually the guy from the no full auto in the buildings vid. Sounds just like him

[@assassind36]

Some events still worth it. Its all about the people you surround yourself with bud.

[@scottwolf3973]

I totally agree. Too funny, but pretty darn accurate. Use to love me some airsoft.

[@viperdmk1483]

I can agree with you, I’ve been playing airsoft for a Long time(Or as I refer to it, Call of duty But it’s IRL). When I started the only equipment I ran with was just jeans and a hoodie with a long-sleeve shirt under it(Just basically Picture army men walking towards a fight except one guy wearing a sweatshirt with his hood up, mask, and jeans on, yeah that was me back then😅) so I said “What’s wrong with this picture to my team and If they can’t figure it out then I’m like “you guys have army outfits on, I only have a hoodie and jeans🤣)now I just run a Long sleeve shirt, Vest, urban army Camo pants and some Black Boots And my mask which includes Eye and neck protection. Like you, I’d prefer Field arenas rather than Warehouse arenas. Gives you some good fresh air plus some decent Camo Coverage

[@VideoBakery]

@@viperdmk1483 nothing beats hanging out in the woods all day

[@bgt2848]

You know they’re having a great time when Cartman is getting hit and being absolutely cool with it I enjoyed seeing them having fun. I hate teenagers

[@AphoticGoblin]

bruh so ageist bruh

[@Mathias10291]

im surprised cartman decided to actually call that 2nd hit, knowing him

[@JerBuster77]

The best SP shows are the ones where it's just the kids having fun. World of Warcraft episode is the best example, and this episode is just like that.

[@anonluxor470]

Wow Cartman actually manage to beat Kyle without cheating and rage quiting

[@rivanoia2459]

cartman was so nice this episode

[@leoteodia.6952]

he was

[@sabreejohnson1551]

Yes, it turns out for once, he didn't try to cheat in the battle.

[@yummystar1102]

I guess living in a hot dog really humbled him

[@delaw3656]

@we will do it finally no

[@DeathBringer769]

@@sabreejohnson1551 He did try to cheat at first, lol. Did you miss the part where he denies that Kyle hit him, and only admits it once Kyle totally lights him up over and over again? That counts as attempted cheating, even if he gave it up afterwards.

[@broskibro7099]

The detail of having them put the muzzle of their gun one their boot in the beginning is awesome

[@BlurryDilemma]

The fact that they showed the big guy looking around before blind firing is so accurate to irl airsoft 😂

[@squee222]

it's fun just watching them act like kids and have fun.

[@ihavetowait90daystochangem67]

0:44 The hardest frame in a South Park episode ever

[@maggiegray2916]

@UCDOH8fK8TK7gAs-KC16NJvg a hero’s not afraid to give up his life a hero’s gonna save me just in time

[@sasspeedqb2363]

This is way too accurate! 🤣 Airsoft is the best tho, really happy South Park took the time to notice it 👍

[@Whatisthisstupidfinghandle]

2:34 the second best part 2:53 Cartman’s not even mad that he’s out cause he’s so happy he shot kyle 😂

[@officialbrdillin]

"If We Kill Kenny, We Get A Point, Right?" Best Quote of the Episode! 🤣

[@icefire2104]

This is the most tense COD Match I have ever seen

[@viperdmk1483]

Tru🤣 I often make this reference when I go to airsoft parks and see people losing their mind over it and if I see that I say to some people “I swear that guy must have 100+ hours of Warzone or even playing cod multiplayer.

[@starrysunni]

Dude, this is one of my favourite episodes with Cartman stepping out of his usual character and being actually nice as seen in the line, "This is the greatest day of my fucking life", the boys with fair considerable screentime especially Kenny thanks to their teenagers and with the message of the episode.

[@testermonkey2304]

this is missing some kid with a hot gunning shooting you 3 feet away breaking minimum engagement distance

[@religionfueledwarmachine1687]

I've been playing Airsoft since late 2019, and this is a surprisingly accurate representation of Airsoft. All you need is the weird kid that dresses up as a Nazi, and the MilSimers getting pissed and starting fights. Glad to see more representation of Airsoft in mainstream media. You guys definitely did your research.

[@chipmunkdoesvr8629]

Im dissapointed there were no HPA players in this! Where's the HPA representation?? XD

[@CokesAndTokes]

Carman not calling the hit until he gets sprayed is legit how me and my friends play with eachother

[@chipmunkdoesvr8629]

@@CokesAndTokes mmh *chefs kiss* music to my ears everytime I see that

[@haha-lj5sq]

The “BRUH, NO.” was so accurate it hurts.

[@chipmunkdoesvr8629]

@@haha-lj5sq agreed

[@TheNintendoGamer64]

I was laughing so hard when Cartman was so excited about looking at Kyle through a sniper scope.

[@Card-Trader]

I sometimes forget how wonderfully animated this show can be lol

[@keiffieftyee8486]

As somebody who plays airsoft this is the perfect example of regulars and people who are new to the game

[@GuardianKyle]

The end of the episode was priceless, Randy ready to take out the boys before they become god awful Teens had me dieing.

[@whiteknights8812]

bruh

[@hrbdjhshe936]

Bruh

[@user-jx2xc9ex8f]

Bruh

[@xx_furby_lover_xx5812]

Officially the best episode of the season, I love how the boys were like mom friends complaining about their kids

[@ParadiseofBliss]

I freakin love Cartmans reaction how he's like like "wow.. well played"

[@T_Beak]

"oh my god.. this is the greatest day of my fucking life"

[@uhhidk5474]

1:40 it’s funny that Kenny is the first kid to get shot. And literally : D

[@blackheartthedarklord6428]

Considering his tracks record, I'm not surprised

[@NightShadow720]

Airsoft is the f***ing best! But what's even better is a new episode about all four boys together. Broship forever!

[@leftifornian2066]

Real men play paintball

[@mathewlagueux8470]

@@NightShadow720 Airsoft is better according to Kyle

[@NightShadow720]

@@mathewlagueux8470 Tell that to Leftifornian.

[@sabreejohnson1551]

Reminds me of fortnite and call of duty, but yes, this may be one of my favorite episodes of the new season right now.

[@oscaramaral9502]

@@NightShadow720 politics live rent in your head 😂

[@johntodd6852]

I busted out laughing in the first 1 second of this from the incredibly accurate portrayal of air-soft players.

[@christaintorres7830]

*Cartman finding Kyle wide open -Smiles -Gets into position to shoot "Oh my god, this is the greatest day of my fucking life" Gets me every time🤣🤣🤣

[@programmer437]

This was one of the best episodes in a long time. Wholesome, focused on the boys, used the adults correctly as supporting characters, and was genuinely funny!

[@burnthetrolls5971]

Oh man this is the kind of episodes I miss glad their coming back

[@Howlingburd19]

@@burnthetrolls5971agreed, same thing with the DikinBaus Hot Dogs episode that came out this season which also kinda gives off some older South Park vibes :)

[@MalbourneFerreke]

The most accurate depiction of male teenagers ever. seriously, my older brother was exactly like this as a teen

[@AphoticGoblin]

bruh

[@SgtRock-et7zl]

@@AphoticGoblin *Exactly*

[@Max-_-DLT]

The teenagers saying bruh is so accurate

[@StealthFB22]

Being an airsofter, this is very freaken accurate 😂🤣