Cartman Wakes Up From A Coma with Psychic Abilities - SOUTH PARK

Cartman wakes up from a coma and police detectives believe that his head trauma may have resulted in psychic abilities.
"Cartman's Incredible Gift" S08
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INT. HOSPITAL - DAY
Cartman is laying on a hospital bed hooked up to all kinds of shit with black and blue closed eyes and one of those huge tubes in his mouth.
We can only hear his breathing and the sounds of his beeping heart, while a nurse and the doctor takes notes. We HEAR running high heel footsteps and then--
Cartman's mother rushes in the door wearing a coat and holding her purse.
CARTMAN'S MOM
OH MY GOD!!! ERIC!!!
She runs to his side.
CARTMAN'S MOM (CONT'D)
Eric mommy's here! Sweetie?! Well, what's wrong with him?!
DOCTOR
I'm afraid that your son is - incredibly stupid. He thought he could fly with cardboard wings. The stupidity is so severe that it caused a fall... which has put him into a deep coma.
CARTMAN'S MOM
A COMA?! My God for how long?!
DOCTOR
There's no telling. He may never recover. We'll just have to wait... and see...
DRAMATIC MUSIC soars as the Camera slowly BOOMS up.
EXT. HOSPITAL - DAY
A long establishing as MUSIC CONTINUES to show a passage of time.
INT. HOSPITAL ROOM - DAY
Slowly boom down to find Cartman asleep on his hospital bed, not hooked up to as many things any more, and with a beard.
His eyes twitch and then slowly open.
CARTMAN
Urghgh...
Cartman's mom is reading next to him, and notices.
CARTMAN'S MOM
Oh my-- DOCTOR HE'S AWAKE!!!!
The doctor rushes over to Cartman's side and his mom stands next to him.
CARTMAN
Where... Where am I?
CARTMAN'S MOM
Oh you've finally come back! It's a miracle!
DOCTOR
You're at the hospital, Eric. You've been in a coma for some time.
CARTMAN
Coma... How long?
DOCTOR
It's been two days. Nurse, you can remove his face warmer now.
NURSE
(as she does)
Yes, doctor.
She pulls the one piece beard off of Cartman and he looks normal again.
DOCTOR
Now, Eric, you've suffered massive head trauma. Your road to recovery will be long and arduous. At least another two days.
EXT. HOSPITAL - DAY
The song plays again.
INT. HOSPITAL - DAY
Cartman's mom is at his side as he lays in bed. She pours a drink into his mouth.
CARTMAN'S MOM
You're doing so much better, muffin!
CARTMAN
Why the hell do I have to share a room with other patients this is bull crap!
CARTMAN'S MOM
Ooh! You're sounding just like your old self again!
Meanwhile, two detectives are standing at the bed of murder victim with Doctor Gauche as the nurse pulls a sheet over the victim's face.
DOCTOR
I'm sorry, detectives, there was nothing we could do.
The nurse starts to pull the sheet over the girls face.
DETECTIVE 1
Dammit! Another murder victim! For three YEARS the left hand killer has been at large and I've exhausted every lead! Maybe... I just don't have what it takes to be a cop any more.
DETECTIVE 2
We better get back to the station, sir.
CARTMAN
Good because you assholes have kept me up for three hours!
DETECTIVE 1
Alright, let's go Murphy.
(looking all around)
Hang on a second, where are my car keys?
CARTMAN
Probably in your front pocket, dumb ass!
The detective gets a quizzical look, and then reaches into his front pocket - jingle, jingle - he pulls out his keys and stares at them.
DETECTIVE 1
Doctor, Didn't you say that kid suffered head trauma.
DOCTOR
Yes, it was... pretty severe.
DETECTIVE 2
What is it, Lou?
DETECTIVE 1
I've... Heard cases where people suffering head trauma awaken to some psychic abilities.
DETECTIVE 2
Aw come on, sir!
DETECTIVE 1
I know it's ridiculous, but I'm going to explore every possibility I can!
(to Cartman)
Hello young man, could we have a quick word with you?
CARTMAN
Not now. The nurse is going to walk in any minute with my lunch.
Just then the nurse walks in carrying a tray.
NURSE
Twelve-thirty, Eric, lunch time...
The detectives look at each other in astonishment as the nurse starts to lay the tray in front of Eric.
DETECTIVE 1
Young man, how did you KNOW the nurse was going to walk in just now?
CARTMAN
(getting ready to eat)
I dunno, I just knew it.
(smells)
Oh man, this smells like meatloaf again?!
The nurse lifts the metal cover off the plate revealing meatloaf and peas.
NURSE
Yup! Meatloaf again!
Now the detectives really look astonished.
DETECTIVE 2
Jesus... how did he...
DETECTIVE 1
Little boy... Well, it's a snowball's chance in hell but- we were wondering if you could come down and see if your... new powers could help us catch the killer.
CARTMAN'S MOM
His new POWERS?

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Cuando van a salir nuevos episodios de South Park Temporada 24

[@fardgaming3047]

Rob Schneider is... a stapler

[@la_zalmoncha]

@@anthonyrodriguez106 hablan ingles no español XD

[@la_zalmoncha]

Me: watching this during class My favorite thing

[@grokeffer6226]

I knew you guys weren't jackin' it in San Diego. 'Cause, like, I'm psychic, and shit. Cause brain damage. Yeah. That's the ticket.

[@diogo.g_85]

"I'm afraid that your son is... Incredibly stupid", "the stupidity is so severe, that it caused a fall" two of the best lines of South park's history.

[@CrypticChance]

What about the diagnosis of the sixth grader after trent was done with them

[@CrypticChance]

It's so bad that I dont think condoms will protect them

[@richardhart3442]

Yeah this and.. “Doctor did you find out what’s wrong with him?” “Im afraid he’s...running out of time.” “Why what’s wrong with him?” “It’s his time it’s...running out” “Well what does he need?” “He needs more time...” “Well what can we do?” “I suppose we could always try a..time transplant..” 😂😂

[@Buttington_Headerson]

"Please remove his face warmer"

[@keshlersanon2355]

Not even close there’s so much better “Neh neh neh neh neh neh i made you eat your parents”

[@ngythe1king]

This is some high tier hospital they even have face warmers for their patients!

[@kimeraclan3135]

And to think that during the show's earliest seasons Hell's Pass was a death sentence.

[@osrsw6450]

It's in America though so he'll be charged at least $50K for facewarmer privileges.

[@Tony_Baloney_69420]

Despite the hospital's name tho. 🤣

[@bryan.flores]

Plus needing to stay 2 more days is a lot according to them

[@johnsonlease9752]

And they even match the color of the patient’s hair!

[@FaussetFilms]

My god...Ive never seen a police chief with such extraordinary methods...from becoming a hooker to hiring a psychic to solve a murder case. We need more cops like this.

[@catm590]

Lmao the epsiode where he married his pimp but then arrested him on their honeymoon was so wack

[@greenbox5714]

yeah, he is one of my fav character for sure.

[@kennethflores93]

And he loves red dead redemption

[@finkployd6110]

And he would never frame an innocent man unless he knew he was black for sure.

[@DailyShit.]

Where is Barbrady ?

[@francisfatta]

“I’m afraid your son is… incredibly stupid” I’m gonna use that someday, tell you what

[@paprica672]

I believe that you're gonna use it very soon

[@guy8643]

@@paprica672 y’all are gonna have a kid together? congratulations!

[@user-cs3zs6jn1d]

@@guy8643 and it's going to be very stupid

[@guy8643]

@@user-cs3zs6jn1d and then THEYRE gonna get told “I’m afraid your son is incredibly stupid! The irony😆

[@lemonyskunkketts7781]

Hwhat*

[@anniebunny722]

The scene of Cartman actually jumping off his roof to land in this coma is one of my favorite scenes from South Park.

[@ReinEngel]

Go for it! Yaaaay Cartman! Fly, fly, fly!

[@alexludavertigo6926]

🎶take🎶🎶these broken wings🎶

[@onthaticeburgess109]

Annie Burke no

[@awsomelyrandomstuff916]

I agree, first time I saw it I can't tell you how hard I laughed my ass off XD

[@shawnmcdaniel6255]

On the DVD commentary, Trey and Matt said they pulled this show out of their asses when they had no ideas. I would have never guessed, it's one of my favorites!

[@stee8345]

Isn't this based on the Dead Zone?

[@Waldo909]

@@stee8345 The killer and the basement scene are based on Red Dragon

[@stee8345]

@@Waldo909 right, but the overall plot of the episode is from the film the dead zone, nearly scene for scene

[@neurohack9038]

@@stee8345 the entire premise and large sections of the plot are based on The Dead Zone by Stephen King.

[@SamanthaJonesSATC]

@@neurohack9038 That's what I thought.

[@anniebunny722]

SEASONS CHANGE, TIME PASSES BY, AS THE WEEKS BECOME THE MONTHS BECOME THE YEEEAAARSSSS!

[@iloveswag1337]

it had no reason being this good

[@AlexandreG]

That face warmer. This doctor is a gift that keeps on giving

[@Griffin09275]

Does anyone else notice that Eric’s mom still has the old school South Park eyes with the shadow look just interesting that they left hers the same

[@jackp6948]

Cartman's mom is a dirty slut

[@TheErlend87]

Cool

[@schattentaenzerin]

"I'm afraid that your son is.... incredibly stupid." Oh, the times I've wished to say that while working in A&E

[@SteamTeamRedubUK]

🎶 Seasons change, time passes by, as the weeks become the months become the years 🎶

[@Gundam4]

I am literally trying to find that song do you know who is it by

[@deedunn1989]

@@Gundam4 it was created by South Park. They made it for this episode

[@grantorino2325]

For some weird reason, I thought that it was originally from the movie *Darkman* .

[@IamTechNerd]

Its been twooo-dayyyys

[@nathanblume]

This is why I came.

[@DragonDonut64]

Can he predict what happens in the Vaccination Special?

[@OmarionYoutuber]

E

[@SparemintThe93rd]

Idk

[@LazarheaD]

A blind Stevie Wonder could predict that. Randy has a new strain of weed laced with vaccine...

[@DrOtto-sx7cp]

@@LazarheaD 😆👍

[@firestar4407]

:,(

[@Rehash84]

Seasons chaaaaange Time passes byyyy As the weeks become The months Become The years.

[@ImTheDogeKing]

Cartman does have a good face warmer doe

[@Tee-Dot-Tv]

Matches his hair and everything.

[@adamsuder1999]

Anyone else find themselves singing this song to themselves when they're waiting in line for something?

[@ChartreuseDan]

This is easily one of the best episodes

[@TarunKumar-vx1hq]

That special agent always cracks me up

[@ngythe1king]

Should of use Cartman’s power to predict the price of GME and the stock market...ohh wait we have dozens of online Redditers with the same powers already

[@DelkorYT]

Yeah, a dozen or so got rich while 99% lost their "investments" lol

[@tribemaster101]

@@DelkorYT it's just another day in the stock market

[@tfwzrd]

@@DelkorYT lol@ u, how have they lost their investment? by selling..? first rule of GME is hodl, second rule is hodl. the real schmucks are the crypto nerds getting pumped and dumped

[@MakoProfessionalJerk]

in finance its always false profits

[@IbiApe1]

Should've

[@JohnSydney225]

I like how this is a perfect mockery of how stupid people will believe you are psychic even though you're only stating the most obvious crap like Cartman knew that his nurse was gonna come in any second and he knew what she'd give him just because he's already been through it for two days. Let's also not forget that putting your keys in one of your pockets isn't a big guess considering the process of elimination, if it wasn't in the pockets of his pants then it's in his front pocket.

[@RetroGameNova]

“12:30 Eric lunch time Young man...how did you know she would walk in right now?” Best detective work and one of my favourite characters lol

[@tssteelx]

His stupidity is so severe it caused a fall- if doctors gave honest diagnosis.

[@kingbacon124]

seasons change, time passes by. as the weeks become months become the years

[@chesnuttrees]

"Do you see?!"

[@Howlingburd19]

“Oh, God. I’m so bored!”

[@Cancun771]

The scene of how he _landed_ in that coma was way funnier. Like all scenes where violence happens to Cartman.

[@slinky6481]

Ahh yes, the violence of gravity strikes again

[@Cancun771]

@@slinky6481 She is a cruel mistress.

[@piplup2009]

And the "deh' noise when he lands

[@mordecaifertig2.058]

One of the best episodes of all time

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[@AspieGirlArianaHale]

My favourite part of this episode is when Cartman gets pissed at Kyle & then “unleashes his powers” onto him (aka making weird noises & motions with his hands), causing everyone to scatter! LMAO. 💀😂

[@randomperson6018]

Is it just me but Eric Cartman is the best South Park character

[@markaylaengland5603]

It’s not just you. He’s my favorite

[@survivalsuiters5982]

PC Principal is my second favorite.

[@nathanaugenstein9469]

Scott Malkinson

[@randomperson6018]

Btw im not going to judge everyone is entitled to their own opinion

[@spookymanbearpig]

Cartman and Butters for sure.

[@DPK365]

Just as legit as any other psychic

[@DrOtto-sx7cp]

... go2 ciadotgov/readingroom. Have phun ! 😉

[@Buttington_Headerson]

Yes that was the point

[@gasmocorgi6158]

What the hell is up with the face warmers 😂

[@155chipmunkz]

Ikr

[@XarryKlynn]

Season 7-9 was for me the best South Park episode's

[@MegaAndyGG]

For me 5-10 and season 6 is the all time best season

[@dylanmcdermott1110]

One of the most underrated scenes in the series.

[@theone7891]

It’s been two….days 😂😂😂

[@awesomegirl877]

i wonder if he lost his new powers during this episode

[@elisabethheiman2104]

He was never psychic to begin with. His supposed psychic "visions" caused several clearly innocent people to be arrested. Also, the police's stupidity is evident in this episode.

[@awesomegirl877]

@@elisabethheiman2104 What about kyle?

[@elisabethheiman2104]

@@awesomegirl877 "There's a logical explanation for that."

[@animefan2454]

@@elisabethheiman2104 he did break reality one time

[@mark-ish]

"His new powers" Cartman: I see a money making opportunities here.

[@DgardsGaming]

In a town like that 😅

[@0ne0nlyLarry]

1:58 oh no THATS why Cartman thought he was Pyschic 🤣🤣🤣

[@alockh06]

This is perhaps one of the best episodes even now

[@tiffany7023]

0:10 That questions has at least 4 million answers.

[@pshr2447]

well 4million -1, now that we've got incredibly stupid out of the way

[@jamieboler9704]

I love the fact that he litterly jumped off his roof just to get powers

[@kaedonholguin275]

He jumped to see if he could fly with cardboard wings

[@ashlirabid9614]

How dumb are you?

[@GibranLahud]

🎵SEASONS CHANGE, TIME PASSES BY AS THE WEEKS BECOME THE MONTHS BECOME THE YEARS🎵

[@Howlingburd19]

The best part is when he has a psychic “fight” with the other psychics 😂

[@dancostello4872]

My favourite part about this is the fact that each time Eric 'predicts' the future, there's a clear implication that he's either completely guessing or just employing common sense rather than any newfound 'psychic powers' but because South Park adults are incompetent - especially in the case of authorities like the police, as we see later in the episode ("those are all right hands") - it never clicks with them. • *Car keys* - _"probably_ in your front pocket" (he didn't know, it was just a logical guess); • *Lunchtime* - _'the nurse is gonna walk in _any minute_ with my lunch', followed by the nurse announcing it's 12:30 (again, he didn't actually know, it was just a guess); • *Meatloaf* - 'this _smells_ like meatloaf again!' (He could fucking smell it, and from that distance, they probably could too 😂)

[@fraser_mr2009]

this was one of the better episodes

[@iangoodisDMX]

This episode ranks among the top 10 I would say

[@girly.mimi00]

I agree

[@iangoodisDMX]

@@girly.mimi00 its brain candy

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[@Buttington_Headerson]

It's my favorite episode from my favorite season

[@AlexMcGillvrey]

South Park's Police Force is so stupid, which is why they're funnier.

[@jamescaldwell4796]

I love that seasons change tune

[@awesomegirl877]

imagine have those powers after being in a coma

[@DrOtto-sx7cp]

... do tell ! 🙏🌹😉

[@JimmyBoy9878]

@@DrOtto-sx7cp Fake

[@BigKogaDragonBossMan]

I remember when I was training back at the dojo.

[@Oplix]

The stupidity was severe.

[@shevy7197]

*HE THOUGHT HE COULD FLY WITH CARDBOARD WINGS" lol

[@BigguBosu117]

The psych battle was awesome

[@AyoCoat]

I need cartman face warmer 😂😂

[@belldn3]

Every adult is a buffoon.

[@jond1965]

The physic fights he has are hysterical

[@ryangibson1354]

Cartmans the most decieving child I’ve met

[@twisted_nether373]

You've met him? Wow.

[@barakaali4068]

He got new powers 😂😂

[@xebatansis]

One of the best episodes.

[@punkrock1989]

I wish all hospitals were as harshly honest as these this one, instead of sugar coating everything.

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Congrats on 1 million subscribers!

[@LuciAudios]

0:39 XDDD

[@purple_guy999yt]

Parody of Steven kings the dead zone, but instead of predicting deaths Eric predicts what happens next

[@mugencreations5414]

Hell's pass hospital 🤣🤣🤣

[@sarahbucher9195]

Seasons change, time passes by. As the weeks become the months become the years. Lmao 😂🤣💀👏🤦💯😅😄😆

[@Metalguy16]

People don’t know this is a parody of The Dead Zone

[@PatrickPierceBateman]

*S E A S O N S C H A N G E ! ! !*

[@misticvlad]

dude cartmans the goat i miss his character so much

[@youtubeblockscomments]

When I went to the hospital I had a face warmer on for weeks. Blessed 🙏🏻

[@jstjrclips7703]

HELLS PASS HOSPITAL 😂

[@MegaCodmaster5]

my favorite scene is when the physic tried to use his powers against the officers and they lit him up 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

[@crislouise2509]

I'm honestly surprised that everyone in that town somehow still manages to live

[@raulduke7142]

The face warmer gets me everytime😂

[@turbanheadless]

the nurse was 10/10

[@zgaming5266]

I love how they say that Cartman is incredibly stupid!

[@TheMASTERofAMV]

I guess that’s what the title meant for this episode when it’s called as “Cartman’s incredible gift”

[@TCS_Aquatics]

The CartZone

[@PopeRaven]

I haven't even seen this episode and I can already picture Kyle calling those cops stupid😂

[@bristleback1759]

Hells pass is a nice name for hospital

[@mariogamefreak1]

I love the song during the transition period.

[@AlanTClark]

Ooh...powers means..AUTHORITAH

[@TheMMASensei]

Dr. Doctor!! 😂😂

[@Jarod-te2bi]

0:15 a accurate Diagnosis

[@alanmathias6706]

this episode scared the shit of me

[@HolyMarkMcGrath]

1:40-2:30- Best sequence

[@generalralph6291]

HOW DID HE KNOW WE HAVE NO LEADS??? INCREDIBLE!

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Congratulations on 1 Million Subscribers

[@holyheretic3185]

I am CONSTANTLY getting the song stuck in my head.

[@awesomebeast7509]

Lol I swear the psychic Tik Tok detective watched this and thought Cartman had a really good idea. Trey Parker and Matt Stone were definitely ahead of their times on this one.

[@jambutty2218]

That diagnosis’s is brilliant. It’s a real shame he hasn’t been taught manners. They cost nothing and open many doors.

[@Tee-OhBee]

SEASONS CHANGE, TIME PASSES BY

[@HolyMarkMcGrath]

So, in a nutshell: Cartman basically developed Savant Syndrome"

[@sodapopbrosky]

“It’s been two days...”

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We want too see a preview on the new special!!!!!

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[@furanduron4926]

The cops think Cartman has 6th sense because hes using his other senses is hilarious

[@supersonic4989]

Invert mgs5 reference here

[@savanne8962]

I just watched this episode lol

[@jedinxf7]

do you see? do you see?

[@matthijsvanemous7046]

The road to recovery will be long and hard, atleast 2 days

[@nikkiwallace2263]

when can they handle that I am not friends with my parents?

[@berosar]

this led me to rewatch scenes from red dragon on youtube all the way to searching google for the real life mason verger. bad times

[@JustAGroundhog]

Child Wunderkind Eric Cartman!

[@pearljammer364]

I love Cartman's mom.