The Chewbacca Defense is Used in Court - SOUTH PARK

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The trial begins and Cochrane uses the Chewbacca Defense, a technique so advanced nobody understands it. Chef's found guilty.
"Chef Aid" S02
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INT. CARTMAN’S HOUSE - DAY
The boys are all sitting on Cartman’s couch watching TV
ANGLE - TELEVISION
A news reporter stands in front of the courthouse.
NEWS REPORTER
And so on this fifteenth day of what
is considered to be the most important
trial of the... day... Johnnie Cochran
has appeared to defend Capitalist
Records. The question now is... Will
Cochran use his famous Chewbacca
defense?
ANGLE - BOYS
CARTMAN
What’s a Chewbacca defense?
KYLE
I don’t know.
STAN
That’s what Cochran used in the O.J. Simpson trial.
CARTMAN
God damn I hate that Cochran guy. If
he was here in front of me I’d be like
‘AY! YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH!! YOU --
I BET -- HOW’D YOU LIKE ME TO KICK YOU
IN THE NUTS?!’
KYLE
(Eating)
I’m sure that would scare the hell out
of him, Cartman.
INT. COURTROOM - DAY
Kyle’s dad is pacing back and forth in front of the jury.
KYLE’S DAD
And so, in summation, ladies and
gentlemen of the jury. You’ve heard
the version of my client’s song
recorded over twenty years ago, you’ve
heard the EXACT SAME song produced by
these cheats in the past month.
I’d say it’s pretty much an open and
shut case. Make the right decision.
Thank you.
One jury guy claps. Kyle’s dad sits back down next to
Chef.
KYLE’S DAD
We’ve got ‘em.
Chef smiles.
JUDGE
Mr. Johnnie Cochran, your closing
arguments?
Cocharan gets up from his seat and starts pacing.
JOHNNIE COCHRAN
Ladies and gentlemen of the SUPPOSED
jury... Chef’s attorney would
certainly want you to believe that his
client wrote “Stinky Britches” ten
years ago. And they make a good case.
Hell, I almost felt pity myself!
The jury listens, intrigued.
JOHNNIE COCHRAN (cont’d)
But ladies and gentlemen of this
supposed jury... I have one final
thing I want you to consider...
Cochran pulls down a chart with a picture of Chewbacca.
JOHNNIE COCHRAN (cont’d)
Ladies and gentlemen, THIS is
CHEWbacca. Chewbacca is a wookie from
the planet Kashyyk. But Chewbacca
LIVES on the planet ENDOR... Now think
about that... That DOESN’T MAKE SENSE!
The jury looks confused.
KYLE’S DAD
Dammit!
CHEF
What?
KYLE’S DAD
He’s using the Chewbacca defense!
JOHNNIE COCHRAN (cont’d)
Why would a Wookie, an EIGHT FOOT TALL
Wookie want to live on endor with a
bunch of two foot tall Ewoks? THAT
DOES not MAKE SENSE!
A murmur goes through the jury.
JOHNNIE COCHRAN (cont’d)
But MORE importantly, you have to ask
yourself ‘What does this have to do
with this case’? NOTHING. Ladies and
gentlemen it has NOTHING to do with
this case. IT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE.
Now Cochran paces in front of the jury.
JOHNNIE COCHRAN (cont’d)
Look at me, I’m a lawyer defending a
major record company and I’m talking
about Chewbacca! Does that make sense?
Ladies and gentlemen, I AM NOT MAKING
ANY SENSE! NONE OF THIS MAKES SENSE.
Now he pauses.
JOHNNIE COCHRAN (cont’d)
And so you have to remember, when
you’re in that jury room deliberatin
and conjugatin the emancipation
proclamation -- Does it make sense?
No. Ladies and gentlemen of this
supposed jury, it does NOT MAKE SENSE.
If Chewbacca lives on Endor YOU MUST
ACQUIT. The defense rests.
Cochran returns to his seat.
JUDGE
O...kay then.
INT. CARTMAN’S HOUSE - DAY
The boys are still watching TV on the couch.
CARTMAN
Wow... he’s good.
EXT. SOUTH PARK COURTHOUSE - DAY
A newsreporter is standing on the courthouse steps with a
microphone. On the TV we see images of artists
renderings from the case.
NEWS REPORTER
In a teary eyed courtroom, Johnnie
Cochran has just finished his closing
arguments. And as was anticipated, he
did use the Chewbacca defense. Whether
or not it worked, is up to the jury to
decide.
INT. COURTROOM - DAY
The judge is reading the verdict. The courtroom is
silent.
JUDGE
How find you the jury.
JURYGUY
We find the defendant, Jerome Chef
McElroy... GUILTY as charged.
The people in the courtroom gasp.
KYLE’S DAD
Whoops.
CHEF
Whoops!?
JUDGE
Mr. Chef, you have been found guilty
of Harassing a major record label. The
full fee of $2 million will
be handed over within 24 hours.
CHEF
Do I look like I have $2 million?!
JUDGE
Well, you have 24 hours to find it, or
else you’ll have to go to jail... For 8 million YEARS!!!
Dramatic MUSIC sting. Chef’s jaw drops.
The foreman walks over and whispers in the judges ear.
FOREMAN
(Whispering)
It’s actually for four years.
JUDGE
Oh, sorry. You’ll go to jail for 4 years.
Chef plops down in his seat.
CHEF
This can’t be happening!
INT. CARTMAN’S HOUSE - DAY
The boys are all open mouthed on Cartman’s couch.
STAN
Oh no, dude. Chef’s gonna go to jail.

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@southpark
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@sabreejohnson1551
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@amaniwhite9622
@amaniwhite9622 3 жыл бұрын
Taken from the episode Chef aid (1998) From season 2 of South Park (1997-present) This episode originally aired on October 7th 1998 on comedy central, after a huge loss in court, Chef is penniless, but he has some very famous and talented friends in the music business who want to help their old mentor. South Park (1997-present) a comedy central original series that's been going strong since 1997.
@davcharley5001
@davcharley5001 3 жыл бұрын
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@aaronlucena2255
@aaronlucena2255 3 жыл бұрын
South Park season 24 will air in June 23-August 25 2021 that’s this summer
@elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770
@elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770 3 жыл бұрын
I love how there literally isn’t even any record of Chewbacca ever at any point residing on Endor.
@rhey81
@rhey81 2 жыл бұрын
THAT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE!!
@0ijm3409fiwrekj
@0ijm3409fiwrekj 2 жыл бұрын
@@rhey81 beat me to it
@baigandinel7956
@baigandinel7956 2 жыл бұрын
Wonder if it comes from the original idea of having the battle take place on a Wookie planet.
@StarWarsHour
@StarWarsHour 2 жыл бұрын
Of course. He obviously lives on the Star Trek enterprise. This is obviously a joke. Fellow nerds don’t get mad
@shelbyseelbach9568
@shelbyseelbach9568 2 жыл бұрын
THEY WEREN"T ON ENDOR, THEY WERE ON ITS FOREST MOON. THE FOREST MOON OF ENDOR.
@Raul_Menendez
@Raul_Menendez 3 жыл бұрын
Scene is so legendary that real lawyers study it.
@Unhandyreal
@Unhandyreal 3 жыл бұрын
like your pfp
@KennyMcCormick99
@KennyMcCormick99 3 жыл бұрын
How does it work again?? I can't remember why??
@Luciel_yt
@Luciel_yt 3 жыл бұрын
@@KennyMcCormick99 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chewbacca_defense#:~:text=In%20a%20jury%20trial%2C%20a,example%20of%20a%20red%20herring.
@zephyrsky__
@zephyrsky__ 3 жыл бұрын
@@KennyMcCormick99 wikipedia.org/wiki/Chewbacca_defense
@KennyMcCormick99
@KennyMcCormick99 3 жыл бұрын
@@zephyrsky__ I got it, but thanx
@ComicalRealm
@ComicalRealm 3 жыл бұрын
Court cases 101: *_If the defence doesn't rhyme, the man did the crime._*
@JimmyBergman7
@JimmyBergman7 3 жыл бұрын
Jesus is God
@tt-vc9vd
@tt-vc9vd 3 жыл бұрын
If Floyd doesnt rime, there was no crime.
@Dm3qXY
@Dm3qXY 3 жыл бұрын
@@tt-vc9vd "i am Floyd, and i died of opioid" - i rest my case
@tt-vc9vd
@tt-vc9vd 3 жыл бұрын
@@Dm3qXY haha. Good for you 🤣🤣
@Enigmarose-e6f
@Enigmarose-e6f 3 жыл бұрын
Lol good one
@SynthD
@SynthD 4 ай бұрын
I love how the “Chewbacca Defense” became an actual term in the legal community for when a lawyer tries to confuse a jury to get a not guilty verdict.
@DieXpert
@DieXpert Ай бұрын
So... it worked?
@sstaners1234
@sstaners1234 2 жыл бұрын
“If Chewbacca lives on Endor you must acquit. The defense rest.” Judge: ‘Okay then.’ 😂
@chrisbrubaker8478
@chrisbrubaker8478 3 жыл бұрын
“Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury”. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@redgravemirren
@redgravemirren 3 жыл бұрын
What is this line supposed to be?
@StainderFin
@StainderFin 2 жыл бұрын
@@redgravemirren no idea
@Varsonin
@Varsonin 2 жыл бұрын
@@StainderFin Literal quote from the fucking video you godamn fin.
@AE-bm4no
@AE-bm4no Жыл бұрын
@@redgravemirren definitely not supposed jury.
@danfred7127
@danfred7127 Жыл бұрын
@@redgravemirren Johnny Cochran actually said that sentence at one point in the trial. It's ridiculous, isn't it? It doesn't even make sense grammatically. And that is why everyone remembered that line from the trial, and why they put it in this episode of South Park. Johnny Cochran was a snake.
@ScsigsGaming
@ScsigsGaming 2 жыл бұрын
The Chewbacca Defense is genuinely so flawed that it somehow works because of how confused it makes the jury.
@JarinCOD
@JarinCOD Жыл бұрын
because jury is extremely dumb
@SuckasNeverPlayMe
@SuckasNeverPlayMe Жыл бұрын
Nooooo
@drygnfyre
@drygnfyre 10 ай бұрын
Yup. It's a common tactic. You throw a lot of big words at people, make it sound like you know what you're talking about, you can get them to believe you. I remember in the movie "Law-Abiding Citizen," there was an early scene where the titular citizen just spews a bunch of random laws and legal precedents in front of a judge. She lets him walk because he "seemed to know the law." He then mocked her for falling for his tactic. Basically you confuse people with tons of information and word salad and they'll pretty much just give up and believe what you say.
@SI0AX
@SI0AX 5 ай бұрын
@@drygnfyre This same tactic is used for taxes. Make it very confusing so people don't save money on taxes except rich people that pay Accountants that studied 4 years no understand the system to help save them money on taxes. Not only that but also the economic system and inflation and corporate pay salary. Just confuse everyone so you can keep ripping them off.
@MrNeilandio
@MrNeilandio 3 ай бұрын
It's like hearing Ben Shapiro talking about religion.
@justforlaugh1014
@justforlaugh1014 2 жыл бұрын
This now a level title in Lego Star Wars the Skywalker Saga
@KhornateBRZRKR
@KhornateBRZRKR 2 жыл бұрын
Along with Better Call Maul. What a era to live in.
@lachlanplummer7666
@lachlanplummer7666 2 жыл бұрын
I came to this video to say the same thing. Sensational
@harwickbranch
@harwickbranch 2 жыл бұрын
The best part: It’s the Endor level and you play as Chewie and Wicket the Ewok
@aaronpasache1847
@aaronpasache1847 2 жыл бұрын
3 of the 5 levels in Episode III are named based on it's memes, "So Uncivilized", "The Droid Attack on the Wookies" and of course, "The High Ground" I shall mention how they portrayed Max Rebo in the game, is like a Family Friendly version of how he was depicted in Robot Chicken
@harwickbranch
@harwickbranch 2 жыл бұрын
@@aaronpasache1847 there’s a decent amount of Robot Chicken jokes in the game. Max Rebo like you said, plus Order 67 being a dance, Yarael Poof getting his own sidequest and being worshipped
@maxxjapan619
@maxxjapan619 2 ай бұрын
Who's here after OJ died?
@Dafastso
@Dafastso 2 жыл бұрын
i appreciate the jury being depicted as having no intelligence whatsoever
@Varsonin
@Varsonin 2 жыл бұрын
Take the everyman and put them in a stand. Goodluck with your fate.
@InvertedWIng
@InvertedWIng 2 жыл бұрын
That's par the course. The jury consists of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
@douggale5962
@douggale5962 Жыл бұрын
Ever heard of jury selection (voir dire)? The lawyers make sure the jury is inept. It's madness.
@NikkiTaylor85
@NikkiTaylor85 Жыл бұрын
@@InvertedWIng that’s really part of the problem. Intelligent persons should want to do their civic duty and be on juries- to ensure our Justice system performs the way it’s intended. It’s not as much as a day’s work, but you do get paid.
@jasonlockwood5094
@jasonlockwood5094 Жыл бұрын
“Supposed” jury
@pepleatherlab3872
@pepleatherlab3872 2 жыл бұрын
The real comedy being that this fiction actually paralleled the O.J. trial pretty accurately.
@tacticalpossum7090
@tacticalpossum7090 2 жыл бұрын
Almost as if thats the point
@mrjooxmanallah
@mrjooxmanallah 2 жыл бұрын
You probably weren’t even alive for that trial
@zac-1
@zac-1 2 жыл бұрын
You understood the joke? Holy shit you are a genius
@sandboxplayerz667
@sandboxplayerz667 2 ай бұрын
It doesn't. I watched his closing arguments after OJ's death, which were 6 to 7 hours long. Reducing a master at work to couple of sentences is a great disservice. He was so compelling, no jury in the world would have found him guilty.
@user-pe3fk1fb1o
@user-pe3fk1fb1o 2 ай бұрын
lmao there was nothing compelling about him. His entire defense strategy was conspiracy theory mumbo jumbo and drawing irrelevant conclusions (like he did with the Fuhrman tapes) to support his conspiracy theory. Character evidence does not confer guilt, and Cochran had no physical evidence to substantiate his claims either, which is why he resorted to the use of deflection satirized in this scene
@Mobus_
@Mobus_ 3 жыл бұрын
"If the glove doesn't fit, you must acquit." It was the stupidest argument to an obvious murder but the jury was scammed. One of the greatest injustices in history.
@blairassani7595
@blairassani7595 3 жыл бұрын
No, no it’s a sound argument
@boataxe4605
@boataxe4605 3 жыл бұрын
In the minds of some people It evened it up after the cops who beat Rodney King on videotape were acquitted. Also the head cop on the Simpson case, Mark Furman, who found most of the evidence, had a history of using the word nigger in a racist context and perjured himself by denying that under oath. That was good enough to get him an analyst job with Fox News.
@chemeister
@chemeister 3 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately not enough evidence. I think more people get wrongly found innocent than wrongly convicted of crimes generally. Most definitely not one of the biggest injustices of all time. One of the most infamous for sure
@Mobus_
@Mobus_ 3 жыл бұрын
@@boataxe4605 Rodney King was resisting arrest. Watch the video again. It's not as bad as the media made it out to be. That's why the cops were acquitted. They followed procedure in subduing a resisting subject.
@tezzingtonsir28
@tezzingtonsir28 3 жыл бұрын
@A S... He was proved innocent. PROVED!!!! Let that sink in for a bit
@HondaOhnaka
@HondaOhnaka 2 жыл бұрын
Damn can't believe the chewbacca defense is a level in the skywalker saga game
@Diablosatori
@Diablosatori 2 жыл бұрын
glad someone else remembered
@melonlord7443
@melonlord7443 2 жыл бұрын
same with Better Call Maul
@bebopblue
@bebopblue 2 жыл бұрын
I lost it after I beaten the level and saw what it was called 😂
@senister14
@senister14 2 жыл бұрын
Yep, lol so good.
@EasyModeFishing
@EasyModeFishing 3 жыл бұрын
Cartman sounds so different in the first 5 seasons
@nickxcore74
@nickxcore74 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah I loved his original voice.
@ajuister
@ajuister 3 жыл бұрын
I prefer this voice
@marcin959
@marcin959 3 жыл бұрын
I prefer his current voice
@residualwaste5038
@residualwaste5038 3 жыл бұрын
Most of the kids do really. Consequence of age
@Dm3qXY
@Dm3qXY 3 жыл бұрын
@@nickxcore74 that's basically a different character, the jokes that worked with that Cartman are no longer applicable, the boys are approaching puberty after all...
@ComicalRealm
@ComicalRealm 3 жыл бұрын
"If the wookiee doesn't fit, you must acquit" - Gandhi
@julianG1212
@julianG1212 2 жыл бұрын
Lol the Wookiee does fit
@khyronkravshera7774
@khyronkravshera7774 3 жыл бұрын
What doesn’t make sense is him thinking Chewbacca lives on Endor.
@outerik90
@outerik90 2 жыл бұрын
Well he was on endor, and he was living at that point.
@sarcasticdude2320
@sarcasticdude2320 2 жыл бұрын
THAT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE!!
@shelbyseelbach9568
@shelbyseelbach9568 2 жыл бұрын
Especially since they were never on Endor, they were on its forest moon.
@ajjy1110
@ajjy1110 2 жыл бұрын
@@outerik90 wrong forest moon of endor
@nb2008nc
@nb2008nc 2 жыл бұрын
Didn't he live there in the Christmas special?
@Lover-of-Creative-Priorities
@Lover-of-Creative-Priorities 3 жыл бұрын
I used to think Johnny was a fiction for the show But then I found out he was real and he really did get OJ Simpson off trial
@HerculesBallsInc
@HerculesBallsInc 3 жыл бұрын
That trial was a regular three-ring circus.
@Lover-of-Creative-Priorities
@Lover-of-Creative-Priorities 3 жыл бұрын
@Kris Martin System doesn't always work right ? Well atleast karma won't fail and world does work in mysterious ways
@madtitanangelo5079
@madtitanangelo5079 2 жыл бұрын
Life is usually strange than fiction.
@Lover-of-Creative-Priorities
@Lover-of-Creative-Priorities 2 жыл бұрын
@@madtitanangelo5079 Life's a lot of things
@asdf3568
@asdf3568 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah because he managed to catch that racist cop in a lie. Total right call in my opinion. He was obviously guilty but with cops like that it certainly provides ample doubt.
@GeneThundersnow
@GeneThundersnow 2 жыл бұрын
I love that their hatred of Johnny Cochran carried over into Book of Mormon when Elder Price meets him in Hell
@eb7389
@eb7389 Жыл бұрын
The fact I'm not the greatest SW fan out there and even I know that Chewbacca doesn't, in fact, live on Endor, and that the supposed Endor he's talking about is actually one of Endor's MOONS.
@premiumheadpats4150
@premiumheadpats4150 Жыл бұрын
I mean, yes, but that's not at all the point. lol
@CGJUGO80
@CGJUGO80 Жыл бұрын
I thought the moon itself was Endor?
@Thanatos2996
@Thanatos2996 Жыл бұрын
@@CGJUGO80 nope, the planet it orbits is Endor. I’m sure there’s a name for the moon somewhere in the extended universe stuff, but in the movie it’s just referred to as a “moon of Endor”.
@CGJUGO80
@CGJUGO80 Жыл бұрын
​@@Thanatos2996 Interesting. Thanks for your response! Because I grew up playing the Return of the Jedi game for SNES and it was labeled "Forest Moon Endor" for some reason. Thanks for clarifying!
@sporp3299
@sporp3299 Жыл бұрын
@@Thanatos2996he moon is Endor, it orbits the planet tana lovated in the endor system, it’s referred to as “The forest moon of endor” which may be where the misconception came from
@jm15xy
@jm15xy 2 жыл бұрын
"The most important trial of the...uh...day." "Ladies and gentlemen of this _supposed_ jury."
@rachelpogue66
@rachelpogue66 10 ай бұрын
When the judge tells chef he'll go to jail for 8 million years, that always gets me lol
@justinjhun1977
@justinjhun1977 3 жыл бұрын
Damn the guy claimed in his closing arguments that the emancipation proclamation does not make sense 🤣 I love south park
@absoluteking95
@absoluteking95 3 жыл бұрын
I want to see Cartman vs Osama fight
@jcspotter7322
@jcspotter7322 3 жыл бұрын
It's on youtube, literally look it up
@Bart-Did-it
@Bart-Did-it 3 жыл бұрын
They already did that lol
@kingbacon124
@kingbacon124 3 жыл бұрын
bruh just rent out the movie
@collinclemons8995
@collinclemons8995 3 жыл бұрын
Obama*
@BabySkinCondom
@BabySkinCondom 2 жыл бұрын
i always laugh when kyle's dad goes "whoops!"
@trevorriches136
@trevorriches136 2 жыл бұрын
Especially when Chef says it back😂 “Whoops!” “WHOOPS?!?”
@panthersherman453
@panthersherman453 2 ай бұрын
Who’s here after OJ died.this aged well
@TheBehm08
@TheBehm08 2 жыл бұрын
“And so you have to remember, when you are in that jury room deliberating and conjugating the emancipation proclamation: does it make sense?” 😂
@RX-12
@RX-12 Жыл бұрын
I like how the prosecution and the defense somehow switch sides and nobody notices.
@JonSmith-hk1bq
@JonSmith-hk1bq 7 ай бұрын
Or how it goes from a civil to criminal trial.
@robertoguardado4875
@robertoguardado4875 2 жыл бұрын
This scene is super iconic that it finally made it on lego Star Wars the skywalker saga as a reference for the Endor level
@migacmagic6675
@migacmagic6675 2 ай бұрын
Or you'll go to jail, for 8 million years!
@HeronimusBilly
@HeronimusBilly 2 ай бұрын
👂 It's actually 4 years
@Pedro13542
@Pedro13542 2 жыл бұрын
As a non American, I didn't know who this lawyer was. But, when I saw this character on south park, I was like "OMG IT'S THE SEINFELD LAWYER". Gotta say, laughed my ass off with both, just unbelievably funny depictions
@joeskis
@joeskis 2 жыл бұрын
This post confusing Johnny Cochran with Jackie Chiles is audacious, bodacious, and surely hellacious.
@just_an_internet_explorer8038
@just_an_internet_explorer8038 Жыл бұрын
Don’t feel bad. Most Americans don’t know either
@GamerNate30
@GamerNate30 7 ай бұрын
Jackie Chiles from Seinfeld is a parody of Johnnie Cochran
@azadisoleil6319
@azadisoleil6319 2 ай бұрын
He was the lawyer who confused the jury in a similar way to this and got oj simpson acquitted of murder.
@popunkid
@popunkid 2 жыл бұрын
Endor is a moon, not a planet; therefore, mistrial.
@BabySkinCondom
@BabySkinCondom 2 жыл бұрын
endor is a planet- the movie took place on endor's moon
@lorenfranz3173
@lorenfranz3173 2 ай бұрын
What's so stupid about the Chewbacca Defense is that Cochran is literally admitting that he's bullshitting around and is not expected to be taken seriously, but he just speaks so quickly that you don't have time to react.
@MagnusPrimeZ
@MagnusPrimeZ 7 ай бұрын
now we have the "bleach defense"
@angelp7379
@angelp7379 3 жыл бұрын
This is legendary
@psychxmania
@psychxmania 3 жыл бұрын
i completely agree
@TheStapleGunKid
@TheStapleGunKid Жыл бұрын
No one even bothers to point out that Chewbacca doesn't live on Endor, he just goes there for one mission.
@Cibbic
@Cibbic 3 жыл бұрын
yes the 100% guaranteed tactic to win anything. The Chewbacca defence😂
@Lyndonmaman
@Lyndonmaman 3 жыл бұрын
Love that Gerald had time for a wardrobe change before he sat back down next to Chef.
@lando6420
@lando6420 2 жыл бұрын
Lmaoo
@inquisitorlord7535
@inquisitorlord7535 2 жыл бұрын
That’s some Lionel Hutz shenanigans right there.
@Morgil27
@Morgil27 Ай бұрын
Holy crap, I never noticed that before!
@imonit4272
@imonit4272 10 ай бұрын
Cochran’s famous Chewbacca defense set a precedent that has been the backbone of the U.S. legal system for decades now. Fills me with such pride. 😢
@belldn3
@belldn3 2 жыл бұрын
And he's still undefeated in the courtroom,wtf,lol. I can't stop laughing 🤣
@mmmmSmegma
@mmmmSmegma 2 жыл бұрын
The fact that he says "Ladies and Gentleman of the *SUPPOSED* jury" since... None if it makes any sense... lol.
@soulassassin0g
@soulassassin0g 2 ай бұрын
Lol KZbin has a interesting sense of humor recommending me this today. 🤣👍
@brianwilson6403
@brianwilson6403 2 ай бұрын
I wonder if the "Chewbacca Defense" would work with my wife???
@JakeFromYoutube
@JakeFromYoutube 3 жыл бұрын
0:15 I miss when Cartman used to get so pissed off he short circuited 🤣
@grokeffer6226
@grokeffer6226 3 жыл бұрын
My neighbors partied all night long when he was acquitted. Like it was 1999.
@C.Dat.guyoverthere
@C.Dat.guyoverthere 3 жыл бұрын
But he was acquitted in...you know what never mind.
@cornpop9048
@cornpop9048 3 жыл бұрын
the jury admitted they voted not guilty out of revenge for the rodney king incident, just wanted a black guy to get away with something.
@Pagemaster22193
@Pagemaster22193 2 жыл бұрын
@@cornpop9048 they should be ashamed of themselves
@epa2349
@epa2349 2 жыл бұрын
@@Pagemaster22193 Maybe LAPD should have been ashamed of itself for planting evidence in that case which basically led to the decision, also the racist POS Mark Furhman, the detective, his racist rant contributed to further Distrustfulness of LAPD on the case which should have been an open & shut case.
@PBandShayne
@PBandShayne 2 жыл бұрын
Lol white America got trolled that day
@mossfoobar8322
@mossfoobar8322 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣 im bursting in laughter after seeing those rough black and white sketches, specially the judge 🤣🤣🤣
@cihloun
@cihloun 3 жыл бұрын
8 million years gets me all the time
@MrJamesbond207
@MrJamesbond207 2 жыл бұрын
Lego starwars brought me here
@andrewschultz2305
@andrewschultz2305 2 ай бұрын
Here because OJ died today...
@weaponsgradeautism9921
@weaponsgradeautism9921 Жыл бұрын
Used recently by famous attorney Darrell Brooks
@joeshmo8202
@joeshmo8202 3 жыл бұрын
Gerald "Whoops". Chef "WHOOPS?!"
@vincentpretorius3801
@vincentpretorius3801 2 жыл бұрын
Ladies and gentlemen of the "supposed" jury. Kills me...absolutely fkn hilarious
@lesclaypoolonbass9431
@lesclaypoolonbass9431 Жыл бұрын
Lol Gerald's "whoops" is fucking hilarious
@mikeywhtshoes2353
@mikeywhtshoes2353 2 жыл бұрын
Amber heard lawyers????
@lloydgarmadon9251
@lloydgarmadon9251 2 жыл бұрын
Who’s here after this became the name of a level in The Skywalker Saga?
@leoshork
@leoshork 2 жыл бұрын
Me!
@macmedic892
@macmedic892 3 жыл бұрын
"Whoops." "WHOOPS!?!?!?"
@premiumheadpats4150
@premiumheadpats4150 Жыл бұрын
"If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit".
@sloanewalker42
@sloanewalker42 3 жыл бұрын
In the new season, I want to see more Stan and Wendy, Tweek and Craig, Kennys relationship with Karen, and more Butters.
@goodburger1114
@goodburger1114 3 жыл бұрын
Good for you
@jamiebullock2023
@jamiebullock2023 3 жыл бұрын
I hope so. Fingers crossed 🤞
@sabreejohnson1551
@sabreejohnson1551 3 жыл бұрын
Same here
@1337owers
@1337owers 3 жыл бұрын
It will just be Randy episodes...
@YoshLovesYou
@YoshLovesYou 3 жыл бұрын
So for you, the ideal tv show would just be about 4th graders dating?
@CastellANM
@CastellANM 3 жыл бұрын
That Does not Make Sense
@TommyMN
@TommyMN 2 жыл бұрын
This is literally Amber Heard's lawyers right now.
@annasloan3396
@annasloan3396 2 жыл бұрын
The "muffin defense"
@christianmichael9367
@christianmichael9367 2 жыл бұрын
Pssh so tired of you idiot it's just a distraction from the GHISLAINE MAXWELL TRIAL
@darthhyuri8919
@darthhyuri8919 2 жыл бұрын
Not excatly. Here Johnnie Cochran succeed to win the trial by convincing the jury. Amber Heard's lawyers did not succeed.
@erosennin211
@erosennin211 Жыл бұрын
I mean if they used the Chewbacca Defense they probably would've had a better chance of winning.
@Workin2anEarlyGrave
@Workin2anEarlyGrave Жыл бұрын
“For 8 million years.” God I love South Park.
@hi00118
@hi00118 Жыл бұрын
“Or else you’ll have to go to jail. For eight million years!”
@TenorMan96
@TenorMan96 2 жыл бұрын
*Shows a picture of Johnny with ice cream on his lap* IT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE!
@julese5115
@julese5115 2 жыл бұрын
Binger and Kraus takin a play from Cochrane's ol playbook, I see!
@michaelwood9559
@michaelwood9559 3 жыл бұрын
“Does it make sense?”
@craxnor
@craxnor Жыл бұрын
Chewbacca doesn’t live on Endor.
@alexanderthegreat7721
@alexanderthegreat7721 Жыл бұрын
The fact that the lego skywalker saga game has a level referencing this is gold.
@jimlewis3050
@jimlewis3050 Жыл бұрын
2:40 Chef's face reacting to 8 million years in jail.
@Wally415
@Wally415 8 ай бұрын
I've always loved how he opens with: "supposed" jury hahaha
@jackfreeman1776
@jackfreeman1776 2 жыл бұрын
0:44 That one guy clapping always gets me.
@Lobocyfer
@Lobocyfer 3 жыл бұрын
holy smokes, that high def
@woodendoors3174
@woodendoors3174 2 жыл бұрын
This is Like Binger.
@35antonio
@35antonio 3 жыл бұрын
Apple's defense against Epic in a nutshell.
@thedoge9590
@thedoge9590 2 жыл бұрын
I love cartmen's line lol
@H.L.S.98
@H.L.S.98 2 жыл бұрын
R Kelly is gonna need this defence
@faveadams85
@faveadams85 2 жыл бұрын
LMFAO..., that's the best defense.
@zhbvenkhoReload
@zhbvenkhoReload 2 жыл бұрын
I love that the script is on the description
@IFreakingEatPeople
@IFreakingEatPeople 2 жыл бұрын
Lmfao “oh damn it…. He’s using the Chewbacca defense”
@chickennuggetscoon6900
@chickennuggetscoon6900 2 жыл бұрын
They have to use this at the Rittenhouse trial...
@spinnyboi9951
@spinnyboi9951 2 жыл бұрын
bit late for that, tho looking at the video i have no doubt it'd be more effective than what the prosecutor did at least XD
@tizianovalicenti8432
@tizianovalicenti8432 2 жыл бұрын
Agaisnt or in defense of him?
@hellenicboi14
@hellenicboi14 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly would've worked better.
@zhenliu7930
@zhenliu7930 2 жыл бұрын
If the gloves don't fit, you must acquit!
@jord-el4996
@jord-el4996 8 ай бұрын
I heard Chewbacca sells real estate on Endor, really great prices too, it's not a trap.
@thimartins5311
@thimartins5311 2 жыл бұрын
"Judge Moses" 😂🤣
@stormzaba3757
@stormzaba3757 2 жыл бұрын
funny thing is the executor on Rattenhouse trial use 'Chewbacca Defense'
@FaussetFilms
@FaussetFilms 3 жыл бұрын
May the 4th be with you South Park.
@charles5968
@charles5968 2 ай бұрын
I'm not sure if you could use that Chewbacca defense during judgment Day
@tylerdrechsel8840
@tylerdrechsel8840 9 ай бұрын
"If Chewbacca lives on Endor you must acquit." 🤣
@dudeimperfect2867
@dudeimperfect2867 2 жыл бұрын
I actually used this a mock trial I had and the jury sided with me and my team won the case
@noneofyourbeeswaxquinton
@noneofyourbeeswaxquinton 2 ай бұрын
I'm still angry for Nicole and Ron.
@daniellewis5474
@daniellewis5474 2 ай бұрын
Don't have to be angry anymore since their killer just died today
@RegulaRegz732
@RegulaRegz732 2 ай бұрын
She shouldn't have cheated .... poor kids have to love with that
@noneofyourbeeswaxquinton
@noneofyourbeeswaxquinton 2 ай бұрын
@@RegulaRegz732 Opposed to OJ's well documented affair.
@TheSilentWalkerz
@TheSilentWalkerz Ай бұрын
@@RegulaRegz732No responses huh? I guess you realised your hero isn’t the saint you think he is 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@bombabombom3603
@bombabombom3603 Жыл бұрын
"In a teary-eyed court room"
@optimisdick5362
@optimisdick5362 2 ай бұрын
I had to come straight here after the news of OJ's death.
@ntcnetwork9934
@ntcnetwork9934 Жыл бұрын
As hilarious as the Chewbacca defense is “whoops” “‘WHOOPS!?’” Also really got me. 😂
@katlyndobransky2419
@katlyndobransky2419 3 жыл бұрын
May the 4th be with you!
@sabreejohnson1551
@sabreejohnson1551 3 жыл бұрын
May the 4th be with all of us!
@BigKogaDragonBossMan
@BigKogaDragonBossMan 3 жыл бұрын
@@sabreejohnson1551 I'm fighting Darth Vader
@sabreejohnson1551
@sabreejohnson1551 3 жыл бұрын
@@BigKogaDragonBossMan Wow, you're kidding! i think you're just pretending, but ok, let me know who wins.
@BigKogaDragonBossMan
@BigKogaDragonBossMan 3 жыл бұрын
@@sabreejohnson1551 I've defeated Darth Marth.
@BigKogaDragonBossMan
@BigKogaDragonBossMan 3 жыл бұрын
@Doug Yee O defeated Darth Vader.
@duffman7674
@duffman7674 3 жыл бұрын
But Chef's trapped in a penny. He's in-a-cent
@johnfreepunk
@johnfreepunk 6 ай бұрын
“Ladies and gentlemen of the supposed jury” I pissed myself laughing
@travisrassel9978
@travisrassel9978 Жыл бұрын
"That does not make sense." Hilarious.
@joshuacox581
@joshuacox581 Жыл бұрын
Who knew this defense would help, the jury, find OJ not guilty.
@DPK365
@DPK365 3 жыл бұрын
This is great lol
@SynthD
@SynthD Жыл бұрын
The supposed jury lol 😂
@LynaGalliara
@LynaGalliara 3 жыл бұрын
South Park, I love you guys, seriously
@GrayD_Fox
@GrayD_Fox 2 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of something, happening right now
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