Cashiers Share Products They Silently Judge You On - (r/AskReddit)

[@myself-wm8ek]

I’m a 32 year old female. Today I went to McDonald’s by myself and ordered a happy meal. The girl at the counter asked me if I wanted the toy. Yeah, I want the toy. It’s the whole point of getting a happy meal.

[@extec101]

done the same to get a cool toy like lightning mcqeen to put on the dash of my car.

[@keishas7434]

Lol I buy happy meals all the time. I keep the toys in my desk and when coworkers bring their young children to visit. I give them toys. So I'm the cool coworker for the day.

[@suclox12yearsago56]

Keisha S You’re awesome man

[@420f37]

@@keishas7434 you rock man

[@audity1809]

you can buy the toys by themselves actually

[@viastephtop]

I remember one lady coming into my self check out area with like, 12 pints of ice cream and 5 bottles of jack. I asked her if she was alright and she just looked at me and went "The inlaws are coming" and left with her stuff.

[@Elyricai]

viastephtop sounds like a horror story 😂

[@viastephtop]

@@Elyricai I still wonder if that whole encounter went alright for her LOL

[@KatieKat3388]

I read that line like GOT says "Winter is coming"

[@snailmucus3921]

viastephtop LMAOOO

[@dqpfjggisjgIdksorp]

Omg lol. The ice cream was for them and the Jack was probably for the poor woman

[@Jappanb]

I once had a customer who bought $800 worth of cardboard boxes, a pair of scissors, tape, a knife, I asked him about moving and he had 2 young kids with him and said they were gonna build a box fort because that's how they felt like spending their weekend.

[@aurelien5747]

That’s a good parent

[@golgothazTerror]

Jappan Behl thats so wholesome omg

[@hair7402]

ok

[@livinghoomanbean4803]

That's the cutest thing I've heard in a while

[@seanrussell6614]

800$ of cardbox boxes would be like a million boxes

[@PaperParade]

To the guy who asked if we can tell when you're high: yes. Absolutely. And usually some of my favorite customers.

[@liquidrat1423]

Well crap

[@ۦۦٴۦۦ]

Well crap

[@joshfrueh3371]

Well crap

[@TaeTae-zv3xu]

Well crap

[@charlottefitton6518]

Well carp

[@kellyk.8519]

The saddest thing I saw as a cashier, was a young man maybe a teen, with a gf holding a newborn each, twins screaming, coming up to the counter with a small bottle of cream, paying by coins. I was nosy and asked if it was for the babies, he nodded. I said, grab a can of baby formula and i will put it on my account. Made his night. I was so glad i had the courage to ask what my gut thought was going on.

[@fentristaina4529]

S C have you ever thought that their parents were pro life didn’t want her to abort, bf stayed with the girl, girl gave birth, parents decided to disown. shit like that happens

[@lizlemonwantsitall]

fentris taina shouldn’t have had sex in that case then

[@kellyk.8519]

This happened years ago, those babies would be around 13 years old now. Turned out the boy was a cousin to my future sisiter inlaw, and they were teen parents. They are still together to this day. They were just going through a rough part of their life, I was glad to help those babies.

[@monkey363]

S C kind of an ignorant statement. more of a good example of why we need state supplied contraceptives and proper sex ed. be a fucking idiot somewhere else.

[@SanilSinghTomar]

Thank you for being kind to people

[@alecgluzman4511]

one time when i was 15, i thought I'd be slick and use the self checkout at target to buy condoms but the machine had some error and then three employees had to figure out the problem and were rescanning the box like 10 times themselves and i wanted to die. ended up with a free box of condoms tho

[@Brizha]

Alec Gluzman LOL

[@ilikememes9234]

Lol I died reading this

[@isabellaross8740]

🤭

[@soggerstheimmortal]

F

[@hanac5586]

:DDDDD you have as bad luck as me

[@brennaw.3345]

No matter what I’m buying, I feel like the cashier is judging me.

[@liezart-9502]

Im here to tell you, were really not. Unless youre being an ass, chances are us cashiers really dont give a shit what you buy. Live your life man. Honestly once you get used to the job casherieng just kinda becomes second nature and you cant really remember most of it, if any. So buy what you want dude its all good

[@RealMexFoodShouldntGiveUDrrhea]

Like, yes Linda, I’m buying 3 bottles of liquor and I’ll be back tomorrow, stfu.

[@RealMexFoodShouldntGiveUDrrhea]

Liezart - you the real mvp

[@liezart-9502]

@@RealMexFoodShouldntGiveUDrrhea dude seriously. This one guy comes in and buys the same cheap pack of beer like every other day. The only reason i remember him is because hes a regular, and you do eventually get to know your regulars if you work in the same place long enough. But do i care what he buys?? Nope, im just here to get him his stuff so he can go on and down that beer and come back in two days. He wants to buy beer?? Let him buy beer, man,he aint hurtin me. C'est la vie and all that, im just here to finish the transaction and get my paycheck, no judgement on purchases needed.

[@emmyily]

@@liezart-9502 I can relate. Half the time I'm scanning items so fast anyway that I'm hardly even registering (no pun intended) the items I'm scanning. Unless it's alcohol, but that's only because of age checking and all that.

[@jazzyfizzle7975]

My husband tries to embarrass me in the supermarket by yelling out “DO WE NEED HAEMORRHOID CREAM” or “DO YOU HAVE PLENTY OF VAGISIL?” or something to that effect.... it’s funny and mortifying at the same time. Sometimes he’ll even pop one of those embarrassing items in the trolley and waits for my reaction at the checkout like a giddy schoolgirl.... he’s 37.... EDIT…. His newest move was adult diapers hidden in the shopping trolley… I died…

[@foty8679]

That sounds like a great relationship. Hope you have him for ever

[@jazzyfizzle7975]

FotY 14 years of laughs with him but I wish he’d stop farting in packed supermarket aisles and blaming me (loudly as possible) as people look at me and screw their noses up in disgust!.... all I can do is laugh and it makes me look even more guilty!! 😂

[@zavodila9279]

Wholesome

[@big__dooosh]

lold

[@constantindenis8130]

@@jazzyfizzle7975 wholesome and funny, until the farting one, what the fuck.

[@pat7785]

Donuts, donut holes, glue.

[@anonymousshithead7423]

This comment should have more likes

[@howdoipickaname9815]

how else do they get back in

[@raason4854]

finna be called the dnut whole

[@littlesadeo]

This is not usually what I imagine when when people are trying to "fill holes."

[@kittydollsxo189]

You know I was confused what a donut hole was I was like the fuck are y'all talking about those are balls ! Im embarrassed. I don't go out much.

[@eating-rocks]

The antifreeze one made me nauseous. I got 2 kittens yesterday (they are currently curled up beside me in bed) and the thought of someone murdering them out of annoyance makes me shiver

[@davewantz1766]

As long as you don’t let them trespass on someone else's property, you have nothing to worry about.

[@ReikaLovelyFlower]

I have 3 cats. 2 of them are inside cats, the 3rd one was a kitten that showed up one day. It's a black cat so I worry about her a lot. At first we were going to find a home for her and then we decided to keep her. We're waiting until we at least get her shots to bring her inside because of our other pets

[@mycelia_ow]

@@davewantz1766 eve if they do you can't do much about it but complain. Retaliation would likely result in a lawsuit, I've seen it happen with a different but similar situation.

[@garyhost1830]

Crazy cat lady in training

[@eating-rocks]

@@ReikaLovelyFlower I have a third cat who used to be an outdoor cat when we still lived with my parents, and she's showed signs of having been kicked by someone which is probably why it hits so hard. I were also supposed to adopt the sisters of my current kittens but one died 4 days before pickup so I'm very protective of them

[@Jeffguy55]

The only time I feel like the cashier is judging me is when I walk out of the store without buying anything. At that point in time I am fully convinced that they have decided that I am a no good thief who probably pocketed something. PS. I've never stolen anything in my life, and if I can't even handle the perceived suspicion while innocent, there's no way I'd be able to build up the courage to actually do it.

[@Cody-Bear]

I was accused of stealing some manga at a Japanese specialty store at a mall in California and I kept telling the guy, probably the owner or manager, that I didn't steal anything and even emptied my pockets out in front of him and he kept insisting that I stole from the store and told me that I could never come back to the store. Next time I went to that mall, the store was gone. Can't remember if it was empty or if another business took that space in the mall. Felt kinda happy it wasn't around when I went back. Guy probably hated people just coming in and not buying anything and falsely accused them of stealing and probably lost business because those people told their friends and they told more people. I think the guy was from like India or Pakistan or somewhere else because of his accent and probably wasn't used to American customs that people come in, look around and leave most of the time.

[@Merione]

I once had a wallet that for some reason still had those anti-theft things inside (probably the cashier forgot to remove them when I bought it). For a couple of weeks after that I kept walking in stores only to have the alarms ringing. While walking IN. People looked at me so confused, and I've since developed a strange fear of those store alarm columns...

[@sheltertwo7957]

Same. It’s not our fault that bunk ass store didn’t have what we needed.

[@jeso317]

😀😂😂🤣🤣👌

[@AK-jt7kh]

Don't worry, we all feel like criminals when we walk out of a store without buying anything. When I was in Europe, I entered this supermarket where you had to go through the checkout line to leave. They didn't have what I was looking for, so I went to go - and I was TRAPPED. I had to sneak under the metal bar like a criminal.

[@kraytenwilliams1282]

I used to have an after school job at McDonald’s and honestly I never judged anyone. I don’t care if you eat all three of those Big Macs by yourself. I love food too bro.

[@noonecansavethedamageisdon9725]

True god

[@mrmmovies6588]

I get paid my the hour not nearly enough to give and ducks about what you buy

[@itsirish9582]

good to know

[@I_Mark_Mills]

Yeah, I get it too. McDonald's isn't particularly filling. That being said, 2 big macs is plenty

[@Zephlos]

I'm 5'9 and weigh 200lbs so im not a big guy, my order generally is 3 large fries and a 20 piece. They always look at me like I'm crazy.

[@browncookie5520]

There was no absolute vodka or red bull ever mentioned anywhere in this video. I want my nearly 20 minutes back.

[@marsianmarsh8786]

me and you both lol

[@skylovermc2146]

Brown Cookie I didn’t watch it hehe lol

[@saltydaddy1915]

Yaah

[@dadoctah]

GIrlfriend of mine once wanted to buy a small bottle of the highest-proof vodka she could get. Swimmer's ear. I don't think she's ever had a drink in her life, but nobody had ever told her about "denatured alcohol".

[@bigislander72]

I could have gone my whole life not knowing about alternative uses for tampons...yuck!!

[@chellebb1311]

When I was 14 I was diagnosed with pcos, endometriosis, and some weird bleeding disorder that I still have 16 years later. To help remedy this, my doctor put me on birth control pills. So every month I had to go to the pharmacy to pick up my pills and the pharmacist would always give me this disapproving look.

[@GunsNGames1]

He must be thinking: "Hey, why can't you just use a condom? That lady must be full of STDs"

[@lucygoosie7726]

Guns N' Games condoms alone have a pretty high failure rate (I have 2 nephews that are both thanks to broken condoms)

[@displayname1216]

Lucy Goosie condoms have instructions on how to use and be held onto that’s probably why they failed

[@ohwellwhateverr]

Fart Mcass Doesn’t take an idiot to break a condom. If they’re misfitting or cheaply made, they can break. It’s best to use at least two methods and to track your menstrual cycle so you’re not having sex on highly fertile days. Sounds excessive but it’s better than having an unwanted pregnancy

[@kcv0605]

Guns N' Games I’m not sure why someone would think that, considering that a) a sizeable % of people are on the pill for non-sex-related reasons (eg endometriosis, hormonal acne, etc) and b) amongst those that are using it for contraceptive purposes, the vast majority are in long term relationships.

[@impossiblegrl3698]

Had a customer come through with 17 heads of lettuce (I counted as i scanned). Asked if he has rabbits because i was curious. Nope. Mexican restaurant down the road ran out of lettuce during lunch rush. Another time, I was on self scans. Younger guy (late teens early 20s) kind of stands off to the side, glancing at me. Eventually he comes up and asks where he would find pads. I point him to where they are on the wall. When he comes up to scan them, he sets them down, stares at the machine, glances back at the pads, and back at the machine. He then walks away, leaving the pads there. Comes back a minute later with some chocolate. Good guy

[@goliathsteinbeisser3547]

I think people under-appreciate how little strangers care.

[@meinerHeld]

this isn't always true.. small towns, even some neighborhoods in cities, especially older neighborhoods that aren't all big-box stores. it's a good thing.

[@Laroldb]

I’m currently eating chicken Alfredo on the toilet in the dark

[@thenthson]

Been weeks since I haven't had a double ad. Sometimes I get a triple.

[@bananasplease666]

it’s ridiculous and i’ve been contenting almost this same thing for awhile and ya people are mad

[@leafboy3967]

There just becoming like tv

[@skyandclouds5625]

Ikr ! Really annoying

[@gabriantolegend]

Is this some sort of peasant joke I’m too rich to understand?

[@alyssahayes268]

I worked at an anime store. It never stopped being weird whenever 30+ year old guys came in to buy body pillows of young female anime characters.

[@t4rg4ryen]

That's like a dream job and awkward encounters at the same time. I envy and pity you XD

[@alyssahayes268]

@@t4rg4ryen I had so many customers that talked endlessly about how they wanted my job, but it was honestly like working at any other small business. My favorite part was definitely displays because I was good at it.

[@t4rg4ryen]

@@alyssahayes268 Ohhh interesting, i thought it would be different for some reason, good to know now I don't hate my job that much XD (jk...maybe not jk)

[@infinitejellyfish1591]

Except the Loli is 5000 years old and therefore legal

[@Dave_ja_vu]

Just learned what a body pillow is. The fact there's grown men buying them with cartoons of Japanese schoolgirls is questionable at best. I'd hate to see their hard drive honestly.

[@marzipanmango]

I was a cashier for a little over a year, and after the first two weeks I didn't even notice what I was scanning. Oranges, tampons, hemerroid cream, none of them registered in my incredibly bored brain. I wouldn't worry about the cashier judging you (unless you're rude).

[@werewolf4358]

Or annoying.

[@extec101]

this is what i think most of the time the cashier just do ther thing scanning stuff and dont give a thought about who buy what.

[@iwenttobunnings7868]

I'm not a full time cashier (I work in the produce dept in my store), but when I am called to the checkouts, I'm the same as well. I don't pay attention at all to what I'm scanning, as long as it's gone through the system, that's all I care about.

[@iwenttobunnings7868]

@Purple Citrine Absolutely. Buy what you have to/want. It's not our business anyway as to what you buy. Anyone who judges a customer for what they buy does not belong on the job. Sounds harsh, but, it's true.

[@strivingfornewhorizons9281]

I used to get anxious about it every time - like, I used to buy at least as many healthy foods as unhealthy ones even tho I just wanted an energy drink and a croissant xD. Or I'd only need a cucumber (cause I wanted to combine it with mozarella, which I had already bought in another store) and decided to buy something else to it because.. yeah. I eventually started to realize that cashiers don't give a shit about it but it took a while😂

[@DarthSironos]

6:30 I didn't believe in pure evil until I saw this one. Murdering your neighbor's kittens because they are trespassing on your property... I hope that psycho got the help he needed.

[@texasred2702]

Psychopathy can't be cured. The only cure is a bullet.

[@TonyDQT]

DarthSironos You still needs to ring it up.

[@darkySp]

Gob bless America, am i right ?

[@skyler1850]

@@texasred2702 nice

[@T-Bone99]

Bruh...our neighbors have a cat and she stops by our house from time to time. We always love it when she comes by. Cutest cat in our area; She'll come up to you, meowing (like she's saying hi) and then it's just purring while she's getting pet, rolling around on the ground.

[@ohsnapitstracistyles]

And this is why I go to self checkout ☹️

[@zombietori23]

Traysea Starkey saaaaame

[@leawenk7350]

We don't even have them in Germany (only at IKEA )

[@brooklynsbaby4367]

there's no such thing in my country

[@calebrayner4921]

Exactly

[@heartheater07]

lmao we don't have that there where i live

[@kikip5403]

At the store I work at, we have something that we call the 9+ moment we need to make small talk or comment on peoples shopping this makes for some hilarious conversations. Today I had a costumer who was buying 20 pineapples so I jokingly said "are you trying the person from my math tests in high school" turns out he was a math teacher who loved meme's and as a joke wanted to bring the pineapples to school. i never laughed so hard in my life.

[@jasminea4376]

Kiki p omg lmaooo 😂😂😭

[@flyingfish1138]

And then everyone clapped

[@spell.bound.v]

FlyingFish It’s not exactly that far fetched of a story though.

[@flyingfish1138]

• Corvus • I’ve seen this exact comment posted from about seven other accounts, otherwise I wouldn’t be so quick to accuse

[@spell.bound.v]

FlyingFish Hmm, yeah that is a bit dodgy, I just like to give people the benefit of the doubt, I mean it won’t affect me either way lmao

[@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access]

You've heard of cashiers, now get ready for ashiers

[@tsg7official]

You've heard of ashiers, now get ready for shiers

[@Bibimgo]

You've heard of shiers, now get ready for hiers

[@tsg7official]

You've heard of hiers, now get ready for iers

[@mewingmanda]

you’ve heard of iers, now get ready for ers

[@Lumanova]

You've heard of ers, now get ready for rs

[@Choppytehbear1337]

I was stooping by a supermarket with my gf. Bought a dog collar (for our dog), duct tape (for sealing boxes), and condoms. The cashier went bug eyed.

[@JustNazmo]

That's.... an interesting combination to say the least.

[@gadgetsage]

I got you beat; bottle of wine, condoms and rope. Cashier: "date night?" yep.

[@samuelforgie2771]

Me: Buys a pack of condoms 7/11 Cashier: would you like pizza it’s $1 off today

[@CowboyChilling]

TheMightySamosa this comment is very underrated lmao

[@GambleMontessori]

Unnecessary Comment

[@magnusevans3268]

Bois gotta stay on his grind

[@_novalight]

@@GambleMontessori I find it unnecessary how you're pointing out how unnecessary this comment was

@@_novalight I find it unnecessary how you are pointing out his comment about the comment being unnecessary is unnecessary.

[@uhmeg]

I would’ve reported that guy who was gonna kill those kittens to the police

[@uhmeg]

@@gavinhanson9213 that's fucking disgusting man, you should've just called the aspca if you really cared about them

[@merce3990]

I understand that you had little to no sleep because of them, but wouldn't it have been better if you had dropped them off at some sort of shelter?

[@darcihasselbach4125]

Gavin Hanson you’re disgusting

[@luckycat8392]

Gavin Hanson r/nobodyasked

[@darcihasselbach4125]

Gavin Hanson arent u so clever

[@SoOverBored]

6:17 that hit me hard. My kitten snuck over to the neighbour’s house and drank some antifreeze they left out. He died. R.I.P Skipper, you were a good boy

[@morganismism]

AHHH NOOOO :(

[@finnishwehraboo8377]

Thats why you dont let kittens outside

[@samueleliascanett4822]

@@finnishwehraboo8377 While I agree, that's also why you be reasonable and, for one, warn the owner that they're trespassing property and its annoying, and for two, shoo them away. Not only are you being cruel by killing a defenseless animal in such a inhumane way, you're also being a moron for killing someone's pet because you found poo in your yard.

[@MASTEROFEVIL]

100th like

[@pallavip.v5285]

This breaks my heart..I lost my dog yesterday morning and I thought I'd be strong enough to go on with my life but I really can't ..i can't stop crying and I want her back😢😢😢

[@heather371]

Lol a guy bought a pregnancy test and some coat hangers and said “it’s not for what you think” HAHAHAHAHA

[@ronnycollins9125]

Noooo… … wiiirrreee… … HAANGAAAARS!!!

[@DianaKaulitzListing]

About the one saying parents telling kids they don't have money for cheap children's stickers, magazines etc while buying cigarettes, alcohol etc, I was once in line behind a guy and his son. He bought two beers, a chocolate and an ice cream for his son. He then asked for a pack of cigs at the register. Then he realized he didn't have enough money for it all, so he made his kid give up on the chocolate, smh 🤦🏻‍♀️ He could've been able to afford the chocolate if he just bought one less beer, it wasn't expensive or anything.

[@thatguyman6044]

Lol kid gonna get fat so

[@ripvanwinkle9072]

@@thatguyman6044 Thats a way to think about it

[@spell.bound.v]

that guy man From one bar of chocolate?? 👀

[@thatguyman6044]

@Axel Drans you can develop a habit tho

[@toge7101]

What if the other beer is for the kids mum? Not condoning what happened but would make sense to give the kid one thing rather than two in that situation

[@AvenleighShandell]

If he was buying that many laxatives he probably has an eating disorder lmao like I really don’t know any other reason anyone would buy laxatives like that repeatedly and regularly

[@ssstitchesss]

avnleigh dude was probably a dealer cutting speed with it (if the lax is in powder form)

[@calamity1735]

RikkiO X shiit I hadn’t thought of that

[@meowmeow6676]

That was the first thing i though of, cuz that's what i was doing before I recovered from bulimia. Packages after packages after packages

[@ianmoseley9910]

sounds like a regular customer.

[@leaf111]

yeah what i was thinking, i used to buy it pretty regularly to lose weight (though i always went to a different store so i wouldn't raise any suspicion)

[@gaz6629]

"Don't ever think that buying something online means you escape the judgement of others". Yeah, great, thanks for shattering that illusion I had for myself...

[@ronnycollins9125]

Hey, as long as you don’t have to hear their comments, or deal with the outside world eyeballing you for your purchases and making fun of you for your kinks, that’s the best you can hope for. Booze and drugs can also help.

[@phlushphish793]

@@ronnycollins9125 I watch porn. I admit it. I'm grown male & it's adult porn. I kept getting these pop-ups: People can see what you're doing! You need our privacy/security, etc. I thought 'I don't care. I'm not married. The whole world can know!'

[@toothpickprovider2614]

I remember I was told a joke along the lines of... "Go into a convenience store and get some condoms, go to the cashier, open you wallet, only to find you don't have the money for the condoms. Proceed to come back with rubber bands and cling wrap."

[@laylaproffitt802]

oh wait that's really funny oh no

[@dyjomusic]

I once went to a cinema and went to buy popcorn and didn’t know if I should get salty or sweet so my brain failed me and I combined the two and I said ‘Sweetie please’😭😂

[@dyjomusic]

Luna Benett hehe🤣😂

[@jessicazurawicz429]

Mood lmfao

[@jennifer3744]

That is so adorable😂

[@keererhdgejs1246]

Lol 😂😂😂

[@Qurann21]

THIS HAPPENS TO ME ALL THE TIME😂😂😂

[@larimatolaganon4946]

When someone buys Condoms, all I think is, Thank god, another teen practicing safe sex. Or other young women buying depends, yep, post pregnancy and the lack of bladder control sucks. I'm with you sweetheart.

[@Meow-tp2oc]

@Purple Citrine Nah, he meant sweat heart XD

[@T-Bone99]

I once saw a dude in line in front of me buy some condoms. I didn't judge him, but telling by his age and the way he acted this was probably gonna be his first time. So I thought to myself "hell yeah, bro."

[@larimatolaganon4946]

@Purple Citrine I did, lol

[@I_Mark_Mills]

Yeah, sex in general needs to be less taboo for this exact reason. I didn't buy condoms for my first time because I was too embarrassed about it, and I didn't really know what I was doing. Luckily she never got pregnant, but not everyone gets so lucky.

[@I_Mark_Mills]

@@T-Bone99 First time is always the best. I felt like hot shit for at least a week afterwards hahaha

[@ddsjgvk]

Nothing like buying Rope, Condoms, and sleeping pills

[@lancecombes]

You mean a Cosby kit?

[@fluffy3953]

who needs the condoms?

[@dawniebug784]

Is that........ is that a rape joke?

[@zombieshark5897]

Dawn Bloss no a rope joke

[@ddsjgvk]

@@fluffy3953 DNA

[@charlesmayberry2825]

Buying Alcoholic beverages in the morning... this one absolutely gets that reaction. More than half the time a cashier seems to feel the need to comment, usually pretty rudely about it... And get an equally rude "Well I work graveyard shift and am on my way home, So no it's not too early for alcohol."

[@caitlindhopkins5091]

When one of my high school teachers came in and bought half the wine aisle.

[@billbowgaggens306]

Cait H Jesus

[@billt7283]

Lol I dated my teachers daughter in high school and I learned he smoked a ton of weed. Ended up selling him weed for about a year after that. Teachers are people too

[@KARENboomboomROXX]

@@billt7283 similar story over here 🤣🤣🤣

[@billt7283]

Karen Lamb you look hot with curly hair! Sorry, I creeped on some of your vids lol

[@billt7283]

Produced By Wavy yup I knew it was. Still did it tho. Owell

[@BigDaddy-je2nq]

I think when a cashier sees you buying junk food high is jealous and wishing they can ask for a draw

[@slimezz4680]

The same thing happened to me yesterday. His eyes were so red haha and i had to work for 4 more hours 😭

[@BigDaddy-je2nq]

Never was a cashier but was the guy wearing sunglasses at 9pm at a gas station lol the cashier looked sad

[@vainpiers]

I just think they reek and wish they'd be more articulate. However I work in a pub so I actually have to understand what they're mumbling at me.

[@donelllee8384]

Had a customer buy 25 gallons of milk and when the cashier ask him what it was for he looked at us and said “oh it’s bath day” and then turned and walked out

[@sydneybrooks6038]

Donell Lee that's hilarious

[@michaelwheatley7669]

Lol

[@freakinstien4486]

"shopping cart full of toilet paper" I see, predicting the coonavirus.

[@bagelforks]

Think ahead of time

[@justjuju6808]

It’s 2020 periods really shouldn’t be embarrassing anymore 😬

[@kayrose6670]

we all living in 2019 and this person living in 2020

[@山田連続]

SlothfulDelight ok incel

[@slothfuldelight321]

山田連続 gonna cry?

[@山田連続]

SlothfulDelight ? What

[@山田連続]

SlothfulDelight what would I cry for? I’m just pointing out that you speak like a loser that can’t get laid

[@wheyconsumer]

*13 year old me in my head:* if I buy pads/tampons they will think I’m weird and gross *makes my mom buy them for me cause I’m too embarrassed*

[@foty8679]

Why would they think that? Some girls even need them at around 9/10

[@wheyconsumer]

FotY they don’t, it’s just what goes through your mind when you’ve just barely started having your period cause it can be embarrassing for some girls when you’re that young

[@isabellaross8740]

It’s not gross it’s happens to all of us it’s just life

[@loislanefrancisco]

@@wheyconsumer I had my period at 10 and I was so happy buying my first pack of pads... of course that was before I got pcos and my period started lasting for a month. 🤣🤣🤣 Now every month I buy like, 6 packs of sanitary pads (regular, all night, etc) and I get embarrased lol.

[@wheyconsumer]

Isabella Ross congrats you got the joke

[@Alex-ko4vh]

Someone buying cough syrup, jolly ranchers and sprite is never a good time.

[@riversaesthetic3344]

Alexis F I get the jolly ranchers and sprite for that street syrup but why peroxide with it?

[@niggaerection4112]

@YBN Tweuks r/woosh

[@xXKiingasXx]

Toiisha r/wooosh

[@velimirmisanovic8647]

@@xXKiingasXx *4 o's*

[@chlb0152]

@@velimirmisanovic8647 r/woosh

[@lee-ew1cj]

The cashier at B&N genuinely looked like my grandma & I were crazy when we walked up to the counter with a book called “This Book Is Gay” and her holding “50 Shades Of Grey”

[@m1les_live899]

50 shades of gay

[@howtomundane3109]

This book is grey

[@amberlance3221]

When I worked as a cashier for a grocery store, I had a lot of different customers (e.g. a couple bought strawberries, chocolate and condoms another bought lube and a cucumber.. I try not to judge..) but there was one reoccurring thing that broke my heart. I understand someone could be heavier because of a medical condition/personal preference.. but anytime an obese family (with young children) came in and would leave with processed food and the only vegetables they had (if any) were potato.. it happens more than you think, the children don't know better but the adults do.. Starch, carbs, sugar and saturated fats are nice as a treat, but should not be the staple of a child's diet..

[@lucygoosie7726]

I’m a healthy weight and my kids are at that lanky/skinny stage (I don’t even know how kids can be obese, mine can eat a ton and still look skinny). But I always feel self conscious when I go grocery shopping because I never buy fruits or vegetables... my parents have an organic farm and grow a large variety of fruits and veggies.

[@onijester56]

Fruits and veggies are frickin' expensive. Processed foods are, inversely, pretty cheap. Especially when talking about quantity, you can get a lot more "junk food" than "health food" for the same dollar. So unless you are willing to reform the system and fight to ensure everyone has access to cheap healthy food, shut your judgmental mouth.

[@amberlance3221]

@@onijester56 you didn't have to take that personally, but you chose to.. it say's a lot more about you really.. btw, before YOU judge, I volunteer in a kitchen to feed the homeless 👍 Meat, fruit & veggies vary in price dependant on the store you go to and on the season.. it is completely possible to make big, healthy, cheap, tasty meals from scratch.. it is simply a matter of time and knowledge about cooking. Most processed foods contain huge amounts of sugar, salt & saturated fats.. not good for a staple diet but highly addictive.. if you want to eat them, then please enjoy.. 👌

[@sierrasouthwell9237]

@@onijester56 I think it depends on where you live. I can buy onions, potatos, peppers, oranges etc for less than $1.20/pound. (Peppers are 0.69 each). My chicken thighs are $1.89/ pound. Frozen veggies are supper cheap, too. I cook 3-4 times a week and my grocery bill, including paper and hygiene products, is only $60-90 per week. Pre-proccesed food is a lot more expensive. It just happens to also be more convenient.

[@onijester56]

@@sierrasouthwell9237 Grocery store, such as Wegmans or Tops or Aldi's or Giant Eagle, you can make the case. Walmart is hit-or-miss. Corner-store, convenience store, or dollar store such as is within walking distance for the people most-in-need (and who can't afford a car, because if they could afford a car they are already at the top percents of those in poverty), fuck right off with your bullshit. Because unless you are willing to walk the 3 to 4 miles to the nearest Tops Friendly Markets or the 6-and-a-half miles, nearly 2 hours of walking one-way, to Price Rite, then you are speaking from the privilege of wealth. And then walk back those same 2 hours with all the groceries you need to provide for your family for even a couple weeks? Screw that.

[@omolon_adaptive_frame3989]

>dad is worried about his son getting stds >pharmacist advises spermicide mmmmh

[@jacobbearnson5874]

Tosh already called this one

[@wilhelmvg9978]

He said std’s or bringing home babies

[@twig4661]

@@wilhelmvg9978 one or the other is okay, but not both

[@lucygoosie7726]

The lube+ Baby Einstein makes sense. You want some quiet time, so you put on Baby Einstein to keep the kiddos occupied while you have fun in the bedroom. Nothing kills the mood like a kid cry/talking/banging on your door etc.

[@tucobenedictopacificojuanm168]

Father with 3 young kids bought 30 beers and nothing else, no food, no sweets or fruits for his children.

[@tokyo4556]

Oliwia Burczymucha my dad does this all the time 😂

[@skylovermc2146]

Oliwia Burczymucha lol

[@woczykij3884]

Mój ojczullo kochany kiedyś w Lidlu powiedział żebym poszedł poszukać sobie czegoś słodkiego i się spotkamy przy kasach. Jak przyszedłem z batonikiem pod kasy zobaczyłem go po drugiej stronie z jakimiś alkoholami - po prostu zapłacił i nie zaczekał aż wrócę z tym batonikiem. Może po prostu nie chciał żebym widział jak dokłada wódkę albo coś. Takie wspomnienie mi zostało :v

[@texasred2702]

He had 3 young kids with him and you wonder why he needed a few dozen beers??

[@sprb4725]

Yeah well I mean sometime you already have groceries but are going to the beach or camping or just want some beer, so you just buy some.

[@nutstv1903]

That shame feeling when you buy condoms, bananas, vaseline and dogfood at 3am

[@kittydollsxo189]

Yeah same , but throw in some rope and golf balls...and sleepy pills

[@katieir42]

I used to manage a video store, there were two types of male customers that gave off bad vibes. 1) single middle-aged men who bought movies made for little girls for their own enjoyment. (Ex. Winx Club, Barbie, Bratz) they almost always picked out ones that had female characters with little clothing. It was the fact that they were viewing children's movie for sexual pleasure. (Yes I had a guy actually tell me he buys them because the characters are hot) 2) Men who come up with a stack of rape revenge stories, never just one but like a whole stack. (Ex. I Spit on your Grave series, Last house on the Left) basically any thriller movie with a brutalized woman on the cover.

[@marmolejomartinezjoseemili9043]

I mean I know the first one is weird, but I personally don't think everyone who would buy a children's film would do it for that though

[@ronnycollins9125]

The first one would disgust me too. Like, if that’s your kink, order that shit online, and KEEP IT TO YOURSELF, so the outside world won’t be seeing your nature, and pointing out what a piece of shit you is. The second one, not so much. Maybe they admire the stories of people who been wronged, and got their revenge against those who wronged them. Maybe they’re just fans of violence, like everyone else who watches action/martial arts/war flicks. Hell, maybe they got daughters/nieces they care about, and want to train them to be strong survivors… to show them what horrors this world can put them through, and give them ideas and motivation of how to survive, and seek their own justice when the fucking-damn law won’t. At least that’s what goes through MY mind.

[@Kiwi_Tea]

"Maybe he cares for a giant family of surprisingly healthy heroin addicts." The wall across from me just about wore my drink XD

[@ivysauberan4798]

I can't believe the guy buying a mother's day card and condom's didn't say, "Oh no, these are for YOUR mom."

[@TonyDQT]

Ivy Sauberan Men don’t say gross things like that.

[@ao2415]

Bruh that something a 13 year old would say

[@PotatoBoiOfficial]

@@ao2415 very true

[@valkyrie2832]

What’s up with all the offended men in the replies?? Lmao she just made a your mom joke, calm down

[@ronnycollins9125]

The perfect answer on his part would be to tell you that his mother was dead. Anything you say past that point would only make you look worse.

[@ViktoriousDead]

Reddit posters would literally be like Not a human, but....

[@haag8577]

DukeOfTennessee117 XD

[@mycornsnakeandme]

I worked at a wine store for a week and a half. I always silently judged the people who bought bottles that cost more than $500. They were always rude and arrogant and it drove me nuts.

[@marmolejomartinezjoseemili9043]

Honestly that makes sense, usually the best wine isn't the most expensive and the ones who buy the most expensive probably just think they are cool for buying it

[@ronnycollins9125]

Rich people can afford to get away with being assholes. Still though, sorry you had to go through that.

[@shayleepeacock4156]

FOR REAL, I always wanted to know if the store people know when you're stoned and why you're taking forever trying to choose a bag of chips lmaooo

[@jessnrichxidstf1919]

Queen Shaylee, when I worked behind the till I could tell and I always thought it was funny cuz you would get a group and could hear them all giggle around the shop,

[@aliaskabul4489]

Yes we notice and its funny af

[@zazu3006]

Yeah, years ago i worked in McDonald's and loved to trip people into buying more food. What about those fries tho? I know u would love that soft apple pie! And an ice scream, with Smarties yum. Lol, for some reason the smell travelled really well, I knew the moment they walked in

[@lunathebat7382]

i work at a pizza place and yes you can tell. the stoners are funny though. this guy came in and started at the menu for a solid 2 minutes then looked at me and asked what we sold.

[@zazu3006]

@@lunathebat7382 LOL! he was operation on an autopilot

[@yonpark6245]

I once bought a baseball bat and bag of Hershey"s kisses. Target cashier wasn't fooled and asked me who I was about to beat up.

[@victormunhozzz]

I honestly relate to those teens buying condoms. Once I went in the store, and I didn't know what the fuck I was supposed to get. I was freaked out I had plans for that afternoon, so chickening out wasn't an option. Speaking of options, BOY HOW MANY OPTIONS. lubricated, extra large, grape, silk texture, internal...so many colors. Too many colors. I couldn't handle it. I left empty handed.

[@niezyje8922]

Colorlessie so did you pull out

[@victormunhozzz]

@@niezyje8922 no. Thankfully he had some on him. Grape.

[@PiperJSmith]

@@victormunhozzz Grape.

[@qwerts9525]

@@victormunhozzz tf is a grape I've never bought condoms so is that like a type of condom? Why is it called grape? Does it taste like grapes? 💀💀💀

[@victormunhozzz]

@@qwerts9525 yes. It does taste like grapes. It's different flavors

[@mayapolpin8794]

I love increasing my anxiety about what i buy at the store

[@JezebelRush]

One time I had to help an old guy find pads for his granddaughter who had just started her period. For some reason, out of the entire family at home, they sent him. Poor guy was mortified and had no clue what to get. Had another time where a guy brought his daughter in for tampons and was asking me all sorts of questions about what is best for a young girl, and asked me why I suggested one brand rather than the other. Why would that one be good for a young girl? Not sure why I always got the scared dads/grandads needing help finding pads and tampons. But I did 😂

[@JezebelRush]

W A lol using tampons has nothing to do with virginity. But definitely weird that they sent the dad in.

[@JezebelRush]

W A hymen’s are never supposed to tear, that’s just a common misconception. If a penis won’t tear it (if things are done correctly) then a tampon definitely won’t do it.

[@JezebelRush]

Correction: sometimes they can tear, but that’s usually in the case of someone having a very thin hymen. And it can happen when doing anything. But it’s not a given that it will happen during any amount of penetration.

[@h.p.hatecraft2081]

@@wilted_rose510 you should do some research about this topic. the hymen is not supposed to tear at any point in life and therefore it actually doesn't happen very often. it can happen sometimes while doing sports or during sex, but it's not common. as well a tampon surely does not tear it if the person takes their time inserting it. there are cases where the hymen is too thick or actually sealing the vagina, but as i said, this is not normal

[@h.p.hatecraft2081]

@@wilted_rose510 i think i explained it well enough. it CAN happen, but it is not NORMAL. a tampon does NOT tear it

[@Tristan1062]

One time at my first job at Target when I was 18 I forgot to scan a few items and just bagged them. The guy saw but didn’t say anything, and then I remembered I forgot to scan them. We both kinda awkwardly stood there. I think there was an unspoken agreement that I wouldn’t mention he didn’t tell me that I forgot to scan the items, and he wouldn’t mention I forgot to scan them in the first place.

[@cottoncandytommy454]

7:51 as a Vietnamese ,this one I can kinda confirm that she must be not lying. American candies seems to be cheap and sugary but a lot of us in Vietnam, American candies are some precious food cause most of them are expensive in Vietnam.

[@leerwesen]

6:40 - Nope. Nope. NOPE. IF I had made the sale, I would have immediately followed him to his car, took a picture of his licence plate and immediately called the cops and the humane society, then my bosses boss.

[@codyv308]

id deny the sale outright fuckit if i get fired, im not selling shit to a kitten killer

[@NPS69]

Call DNR too, they'll be very interested in someone indiscriminately poisoning animals.

[@leerwesen]

@@NPS69 DNR? I am not American, so I'm not familiar with that organization

[@niggaerection4112]

Stop being a bitch it's not your life just let him to what he has to do

[@arizonagreentea3642]

@@niggaerection4112 It's not that simple. It's either stop him, or let him murder animals that can't defend themselves. Unless you lack empathy, the choice is very clear

[@carolhenning8654]

I was in line at a grocery store and watched a cashier treat a woman like dirt because she used food stamps. After the customer and while the same cashier was checking me out I told her she has no idea what the previous customer's circumstances were and why she had the food stamps and shame on her for treating her like that. I work for a state agency that determines eligibility for food stamps and know some of the difficult circumstances that come with being eligible for the benefit. Be careful with your outward judgments.

[@lifeischeesy]

I used to work at a liquor store, opening shift. There were always the embarrassment in people’s faces when they would buy liquor at 10:30am. I’d just tell them I’m there to take their money not judge their character lol

[@jdcarcosa_9393]

i bought a knife, some ropes and a roll of duct tape at the same time, the cashier looked at me like I was some serial killer. i'm a emo kid and that probably made them judge me harder. I have a knife collection, needed ropes for some school stuff and the duct tape for my wall of posters, FBI please ignore me.

[@javierflores09]

@UwU that's some psycho thinking there lol

[@don_p7546]

UwU you can slice my apple if you’re at it.

[@jdcarcosa_9393]

@@don_p7546 what about the adam's apple? can I slice it too uwu

[@ellierae8]

why do u duct tape posters to ur wall, bit extreme maN just use blu tac

[@jdcarcosa_9393]

@@ellierae8 I like horror films and thought it would fit the theme more

[@TheCoolerDrilis]

Honestly, _any_ time someone buys cigarettes. _Especially_ pregnant women.

[@StarslightAndDreams]

Yes!! at my supermarket i sold them to my pregnant coworker. It's hard to keep a straight face, especially if you see her smoking every day but its none of my business i guess...

[@zwodder4424]

I can see why smoking can be harmful, and I’m not condoning it, but sometimes you don’t know the whole story. Smoking is an addiction, and it is really hard for people to stop. Someone could be pressured into starting smoking, or being taught that it is ok, or is having a really stressful time in their like and start smoking to release some of that. The people buying the cigarettes could be going through a really hard time in their life, like going through rehab, and smoking isn’t really that bad compared to being an alcoholic or drug addict. Sometimes you have to pick and choose what you need to focus on for your body to get healthier. Yes, some people actually like smoking, and I would judge them also. But please don’t always assume.

[@zwodder4424]

And I agree that pregnant women should not snoke

[@vinetail5735]

@@zwodder4424 yes, but cigarettes are harmful to everyone around, second hand smoke and whatnot

[@sinelp2010]

@Dominus Providebit Drinking while pregnant is way more dangerous for the child than smoking, especially if the drinking is at an alcoholic level. Being addicted to alcohol is way worse than being addicted to cigarettes, cigarettes cause lung problems and ofc cancer, but alcohol? Theres so many health problems, even alcohol dementia, and you fuck up your entire life, aint never seen somebody unable to take care of themselves cuz of cigs, but have seen people throw their entire life out because of alcohol, losing touch with their old friends and their family, only spening time with other alcoholics. So no, smoking is no where near as bad as alcohol.

[@arm0ur_099]

Went to buy a giant teddy bear for my gf with my best friend (also male). We didnt realize at first but the cashier looked like he was holding a laugh. My friend and i look at each other and burst laughing, and so does the cashier. It was pretty obvious that we werent a couple but we were doing a totally couple thing hahahha

[@RealMexFoodShouldntGiveUDrrhea]

There was a time when I was a kid that we were so poor and my parents had to get food stamps. They tried to make them last because we didn’t get a lot. This asshole cashier would look at the bottom of the receipt where it tells you your balance and look at us disgusted. We always tried to avoid her judging ass. Good thing we climbed out of that hole but it was a rough childhood.

[@FayeisHere]

I worked at dairy queen and a guy came in and bought an entire sheet cake, sat down, and ate it all. He was a tiny. Like, 5'3, 120 pounds.

[@themaidenlesswretch7819]

Steve Rogers was denied þe serum and decided to bulk up on his own

[@awesomeguy2009]

I literally sold 2/3's of lean at work. A young couple tried going to the older cashiers, but my line was empty, so I called them over. They were a bit nervous (I wonder why lol) They had sprite, jolly ranchers and a pack of red solos. They asked if we have cough syrup. I said the only ones we have don't have alchohol, so they bought their stuff, and walked across to the pharmacy. I hope they had a great night.

[@heenessey1058]

Same, no wonder what will happen.

[@danfox2263]

Trey Morgan &promethizine

[@monksapollo735]

@@danfox2263 and Finnegan

[@sheyannebarton1235]

@@monksapollo735 phenergan is promethazine, generic version of the same drug.

[@KingCat3rax]

*Dextromethorphan* is the chemical they were looking for not *codeine* and they definitely got high off of el syrup that night. I mean hell, cvs was selling baby laxative with 10% ethanol before it was pulled off not too long ago. Just dont narc on those who enjoy it and were all one big family. Im not crazy im just M A d u c x S i m H D r O O m s

[@jennymattback3780]

As someone who was worked in customer service for 4 years, I will have y'all know we don't judge. We don't care. I once sold a lady 6 cupcakes in the cafe i worked at and my only thought was that I envied her and I too really wanted to eat cupcakes instead of being at that shitty ass, stressfull, sweaty work

[@Austin66411]

4:29 She knew about the corona virus and was stocking up early

[@sethbryan9074]

"I didn't judge but" "not me but x" "this isnt exactly like the question but" "not a cashier "

[@PrimericanIdol]

Self Check-Outs are a godsend.

[@JR-lq5eh]

I really only give people the side eye is when they put back food or other important items just to get cigarettes or alcohol.

[@thesiberianfox8379]

The whole stock of Lunchables, 3 bottles of laxatives, rubbing alcohol, hand saw, 50 pairs of steel handcuffs, 7 packs of gum, a deer rifle, 3 hamsters, small hamster cage the size of a computer, 4 beta fish 3 males 1 female, a small fish tank for a gold fish, bulletproof vest, balaclava, 6 packs of condoms, and 6000 rounds of 7.62 ammunition. *shop at your local Walmart*

[@marmolejomartinezjoseemili9043]

50 pairs of handcuffs are the only thing you need to be surprising

[@InternetinaNutshellChannel]

Buying pizza dough, tomato sauce, cheese, and pineapples.

[@echoorionjoy5138]

U r everywhere.....but so am I..... Hehehe

[@shreyassali2291]

@@echoorionjoy5138 top 10 epic anime fights

[@joshuagross3151]

You monster.

[@angeegee-gcabellogrande4639]

Joshua Gross agreed but I actually hate pineapples in general so putting it on pizza makes me cringe

[@LuxDominusAeterna]

KONOYAROU

[@de7904]

I worked at Walmart. It was close to Valentine's day. Amongst her groceries was a cucumber and a bottle of red wine. I had to stifle my laughter

[@skylovermc2146]

Doris Veronica Eriksson oh no....

[@TonyDQT]

Doris Veronica Eriksson What kind of cucumber?

[@de7904]

@@TonyDQT a regular cucumber. The thick ones

[@tinytaleah]

Doris Veronica Eriksson did you say *thicc?*

[@werewolfgirl1995]

6:31 if they told me I had to sell it to him I would've quit on the spot and called the cops

[@TonyDQT]

werewolfgirl1995 Can’t do that

[@Channel-bm1lp]

werewolfgirl1995 same

[@DelphineTheWorstBladeEver]

@@TonyDQT why?

[@LuckyPigeon1111]

I'm terrified of being judged. I don't want anyone to judge me. I'm so used to being hated already.

[@walker89140]

I have been on the giving and receiving end of food pantries and charity drives. Since the holidays are coming up and people will be at their most charitable, I thought I'd share this- there are 4 nonfood items in particular that these facilities never seem to have enough of, especially during school breaks like summer vacation and Christmas: Toilet paper, pads/tampons(if you really wanna be generous, donate reusable things like diva cups or thinx), baby toiletries like diapers and wipes, and socks. I know they seem like simple, basic, nonfestive things but you'd really be helping quite a few families out to give these in charity drives that will accept them. You'd be surprised how expensive sanitary products can be when you're trying to juggle a holiday on top of it.

[@xandervampire195]

When I was younger, I used to work in a nursing home and one of the things I had to do was go to the pharmacy to get stuff for the residents like prescriptions and incontinence pads. The girl in the pharmacy didn't judge me because she knew my job and why I was there but I did get a lot of funny looks walking back to the nursing home. I can only imagine what people thought seeing a guy in his late teens/early 20's walking up the street with so many boxes of incontinence pads. They must have thought I was just constantly urinating with how many of them I would be carrying. Still gives me a chuckle. Lol

[@woower100]

“Trojan fire and ice (every time)” 😂😂

[@noel_metalhead666]

The antifreeze one just sent chills down my spine and made me sick to my stomach, I have five cats, and the thought of this man killing two innocent kittens and breaking those hearts of the kids just because he was annoyed is absolutely sickening!

[@Rena2000100]

as a cashier, i mind my own business

[@shadowdaffy9788]

*When people buy regular instead of lime flavored hot Cheetos*

[@kittydollsxo189]

What if you just put on the lime your self with normal Cheetos -.-

[@lucygoosie7726]

I didn’t even know they made lime... but I’ve never had a lime flavoured snack that I liked, so I doubt I would try lime Cheetos. I don’t like Cheetos either... the only snack I get is plain potato chips with dip. I don’t like eating dry chips without dip.

[@letsstartadialogueeh7692]

When people buy cheetos instead of takis

[@lucygoosie7726]

Chrissy Eh? What are taqis?

[@letsstartadialogueeh7692]

@@lucygoosie7726 whoops I meant Takis. They're s p i c y rolled corn tortilla chips instead of fried corn product mush. They have a better flavor and much more crunch in my opinion.

[@AliceShiraki]

Few weeks ago, after my work shift, I went to our local grocery store and decided to buy a Mountain Dew Supernova bottle. We all know that sodas/soft drinks don't have age limit, right?..... Well the cashier asked if she could see my ID card/drivers license.... I was baffled... I said "Of course, but this is a soda, not alcohol or energy drink." She looked at me, then the bottle and me again. She didn't say anything else about it... I bet she was just as confused as I was.

[@ntgman5465]

I do the window role at various fast food chains. All I'll say, whenever I hear someone order a diet whatever drink. 95% of the time it's someone that doesn't look like they're dieting, especially if they're ordering $20-30+ at taco Bell or McDonald's

[@Axefighterr]

Condoms and diapers bought by a guy in his early 30's, a timeless classic. Happes every month at least once.

[@tmmh]

i dont understand it. why are the two related?

[@Axefighterr]

@@tmmh I hope you are joking.

[@tmmh]

@@Axefighterr i really dont have a clue man.

[@Axefighterr]

@@tmmh Dude has children but no longer wants more.

[@tmmh]

@@Axefighterr ooooooh shit, didnt think about that. Thanks

[@davycard760]

When I was 16, I got judged incredibly hard by this old fart of a woman that was working at the drug store my friend and I went to buy condoms at. It was the 4th of July, and we also wanted to get sparklers, but we didn't know you had to be 18+ to purchase them, so when we got up to the counter the lady gave us the dirtiest look I've ever seen and snapped at us to put the sparklers back. We still got the condoms.

[@aoliravioli]

13:24 the phrase is “i couldn’t care less” not “i could care less”

[@izzyfox7575]

Right?? I honestly don't understand how it morphed into a phrase with the opposite meaning. It doesn't even make sense.

[@Window4503]

It’s like “irregardless.” That one annoys me too.

[@AnimeRayanne]

My mom says that sometimes 😂 and we all say things with double negatives sometimes (like she's not going to do nothing, when they meant not going to do anything.) If I say something like that I always try to correct myself and I correct them too.

[@goliathsteinbeisser3547]

Thank you. As a non-native speaker the nonsensicality of "could care less" always irritated me.

[@treiviek2]

Maybe they could care less and are trying not to care more.

[@Foxxyred13]

I never judge teens buying condoms or pregnancy tests. I dont care if you buy the most unhealthy food in the store. Buying 6 bottles of vodka? Have a fun night. BUT the moment when I see parents (usually bringing their kids with them) buying cigarettes, tobacco or cigars. Im judging the hell out of you, bc you are endangering the health of your own kids

[@Brianna2838]

I don’t care what you buy, i personally just hate when people grocery shop at CVS.

[@lmn6023]

If they have young children with them and all they buy are sweets, chips, frozen pizza and coke

[@bedrock30_]

Idea to confuse the cashier and test their knowledge: Buy a pregnancy test, lunch meat, and coffee grinds. If they’re observant enough they’ll realize that coffee and lunch meat is not a good idea to have when you’re pregnant. If they point it out just say “Oh I know.”

[@bonbon5980]

As a cashier for 20 plus years the one thing that always pissed me off the most is when a really skanky parent came in with their child to buy cigarettes and/or beer or booze then had the audacity to Jew the child out if they asked for a candy bar - I can’t tell you how often I heard “ you don’t need and damn candy!” Too often the kids left in tears with no treat and probably an ass whooping when they got home if I’m at all good at judging character🥲

[@okok-rv1si]

4:18 *THAT WOMAN PREDICTED THE PANDEMIC!*

[@LadyVLR]

Around 4:16 I shouted out "Maybe it's for a homeless shelter!" Then the second line came, and it was! Still, very nice/generous deed to do.

[@alishiagray3541]

I was a cashier for 4 years the only time a customer made me pause was one time this big guy came up to my line with 10 cans of baked beans and a box of gasx it took everything in me not to die laughing

[@efloof9314]

b e a n s

[@MorganJagermeister]

I always judge the people who only buy junk food. I’m talking a cart full of shit like, 2 L of Mountain Dew, potato chips, cookies, marshmallow fluff, Velveeta cheese and pop tarts and not a single vegetable. I used to just assume that they were having a party or something but some of them are regulars in the store and fill their cart with the same shit every time.