Teachers Share Best "Smart-Ass" Response They've Ever Heard From A Student In School (r/AskReddit)

r/AskReddit Teachers Reveal Best "Smart-Ass" Response They've Ever Heard From A Student. Sickest student teacher burns.
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[@lukemartin2818]

Teacher: I’ve been teaching longer than your parents have been alive My friend: My dad is 60

[@slowcamry]

Sierra Sammy technically the teacher isn’t wrong

[@Mindfever20]

@@nightmareeyes4116 lmao a white knight

[@xiasvgz9886]

The people are taking the dead dad thing as a joke and seriously. I'm confused if its real or not

[@SharpShooterENG]

My dad is still at the shop for milk... Ain't been back since.

[@exii-bit7349]

KazzyV2 same my dad went to grocery store to get hot Cheetos but he ain’t back ain’t

[@Tofugirl361]

Teacher: There are no stupid questions Kid in my fifth period: is that a challenge?

[@sadiegarcia2332]

it's shayna my teacher said “there are no dumb questions” on the first day of school just so he could say “I used to think there were no dumb questions” when a kid says a weird and stupid question.

[@jeremywatters2295]

Teacher: Only stupid people

[@justawildgengar]

Lol I laughed at this so much cause I said this a couple months ago and my teacher just said no just stupid people and I just said TRUUUUUU

[@bigbruhmento7731]

yes lol

[@52Legend]

me gr5:****

[@ACTemjin]

Student: "Man, that's gay" Teacher: "Honey, expand your word power, use your vocabulary. Choose a different adjective." Student: "Okay, that's homosexual"

[@suhasop4919]

Student after saying that: gantlemen

[@grey9422]

one time we were in class playing a game called "who is most likely" and one of the questions was who is most likely to be gay and the teacher found out and said that that is technically a hate crime and sent all of us to the office

[@sleekestice9578]

*No, it's double gay.*

[@ChanMan-mm7fe]

@@grey9422 ah, sjw teachers at their finest...

[@liam3814]

I hugged my bvro in the hallway and the meme Lord of the class went "seems kinda gay to me", teacher redacted almost the same, he deadass went "seems slightly homoerotic to me" the best thing is I'm gay and he's bi and we've been on/off flirting for over a year lmao

[@crystalgolem602]

Every teacher gangsta till the student who was sleeping the whole time got the highest score.

[@sstargazerss]

he's ascended to god status

[@crystalgolem602]

@@FirstnameLastnames 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@justmusic1617]

I once did this in english class (im not from a english speaking country) i got Better grades than the teacher did when he was my age 👌

[@igotyourmomful]

Bro I did this for a algebra class passed my final exam with a 101 when I tell u this guy was pissed.

[@Silver_meteor0418]

@Texsic the one place where he should be restricted the most is also the most freedom he has

[@mh927]

One student came in late and the teacher asked him why he’s late and he said “I’m not late, I’m early for tomorrow’s class.”

[@joshenns2957]

M H hi I’m

[@F8TAL]

I'm so using this when school starts up again next year

[@jabancho1990]

Should I just count you absent for the day? I would have retorted back to one of my students. I’ve been lucky enough to be gifted the clever gene; and yet to meet a student cleverer than me. But this only my 6th year..... how long will my mouth be u defeated!??? Will I make it to my tenure with it? Or shall I see a genius rip me apart in a couple of sharp bites!? Idk 🤷‍♂️

[@yuurinayase8377]

Then wait outside for tomorrow's class

[@Rob526]

@@jabancho1990I hope you aren't a teacher as you cannot properly form a sentence. Also you weren't gifted a clever gene its obvious by the way you talk.

[@hithere1036]

The best one was in biology class in grade 9 Teacher :Stop sleeping your mom doesn't pay for sleeping lessons Student:shes supposed to be paying for good education but I'm not getting it

[@solomaze6506]

That's a good one

[@malkidrs4520]

Holy shit you fucking killed her dude

[@LuxuryIncorp]

hi there you’d be getting good education if you actually listened and were focused

[@hithere1036]

@@LuxuryIncorp no where did I say it was me that said it

[@lpsconstellation3541]

DAAAAAANNNGGG

[@dinosaursmate4738]

me: late to class teacher: wHy aRe yOu LaTe? me: heavy traffic teacher: iT's nOt mY fAuLt me: did i blame you? class: *surprised pikachu meme*

[@kevindeol8503]

This hurts my head.

[@taylorholmes2046]

i would be cackling but i would get killed so here *silently cackling*

[@tidepodpadthai2633]

R/thathappened

[@ppslayergod69xd96]

@@tidepodpadthai2633 r/FoUnDtHeMoBiLeUsEr

[@whippethacreem7299]

What???

[@s1mply_c0nfus3d]

My teacher once called on me in class, I guess she thought she could catch me off guard as I was very tired looking, but hey, I was listening. Anyways, she calls me to answer, and I started to speak, you know, like actually give the answer, when my brain just stopped. I stopped like speaking and I didn't know what to think, so I continued with "Ma'am, My Brain has just flown off to space, it'll be back soon, just give it a second."

[@cyanishida3470]

"Signal Unstable, Now reconnecting"

[@bl1zzard234]

LMAO

[@ashenshield1712]

Warning brain ejected Catch it before it flies away

[@lilytheangel.]

Lmao-

[@benny_the_bat9410]

Same

[@ppe9212]

A friend told me this: Teacher: school is your second home Friend: it's my second home? I'm selling it

[@ridhamh2966]

lmao

[@Tw0Dots]

You think your home would feed you better tho

[@regalroyn1011]

That's the reason I used to do my homework at school

[@minimalgrammar1276]

777 likes

[@hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh4921]

pXD

[@qrytch5592]

No one: Text to speech: DEEEEEM

[@mrnoname2321]

Qrytch ʕ•̫͡• “Sheeeeet”

[@icybean1742]

That reminds me that the dean at my school rides a golf cart and almost plows through kids and probably would if we all didnt get out of the way

[@casiedelrio3517]

The legendary Quagsire wait bruh same but his son LAYS DOWN in the back of it with a fricking horn and kazoo

[@karsonhevener8773]

Why did i read this as soon as tts said it

[@mothmando2376]

DE-E-E-E-E-M

[@smeegychee2583]

One of my best friends is an orphan (mom died when he was 2 and dad died when he was in 7th grade) and he is extremely ADHD but unmedicated and last year our English teacher said to him because he was acting up "would you like me to call your parents?" And his quick ass reply was "you can try but you'll need a ouija board" and the class irrupted in laughter and it is the single greatest comeback I've ever heard Edit: yo thanks for the likes

[@audreydelaughter4320]

Best. Comeback. Ever

[@james-yj5ok]

@@gotothenewchannel.1490 then get low.

[@xdskillz9498]

@@james-yj5ok how bout no

[@xdskillz9498]

Dammmmmmmmnnnnnnnnn

[@aviator2117]

That’s sadvage, if you know what I mean

[@katestevens86]

In my freshman philosophy class, we were discussing language etc. The instructor said: "A double negative is always a positive. but a double positive is never a negative". From the back of the class, someone drawled: "yeah, yeah".

[@colourblindchalk]

took me a second to understand

[@irishuisman1450]

"yeah, right"

[@shade5616]

I don't get it

[@ariadne0w1]

@@shade5616 You can can "I didn't not go to the store" and it cancels out, meaning you did go to the store. Didn't and Not are the negative words. The instructor was trying to point out that you can't use positives in the same way, since "I did did go to the store" is nonsense. The student then used sarcasm to make 2 positive words mean something negative, being dismissive of the teacher and proving them wrong in the same breath. Episode 56 of the free podcast Lingthusiam covers this topic under the title of negation, if you are interested in learning more.

[@_wrath_._]

@@ariadne0w1 thanks

[@irishflamingos1330]

ONE TIME THIS TEACHER SAID “WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES. ITS FINE” ONE KIDS ACTUALLY SCREAMED “YEAH I CAN TELL YOUR PARENTS MADE MANY”

[@QS1597]

power bender 3 (with an echo) YES SHE DOES

[@jyotsinachhabria1907]

@@QS1597 oof this made me wheeze lmao

[@QS1597]

Jyotsina Chhabria glad it did

[@irishflamingos1330]

QuickScope1597 I’m a girl but okay😂😂😂

[@QS1597]

irish flamingos edited

[@flyinbrian5437]

This guy Austin in my 6th grade class was talking like Mario all morning, the teacher let him for a bit but then she said "Austin! Stop talking like Mario!". His response? Austin:"Fine din, I talk like Luigi"

[@TheChosenMoose01]

What happened next?

[@midnighttpb]

Bears Lightyear that’s fucking lit

[@mambojambo4870]

comed gold xD

[@flyinbrian5437]

@@TheChosenMoose01 she held back a laugh and told him to stand in the hallway and wait for her. She had some quiet giggles then went out and sternly told him to listen and stop talking.

[@samventurer375]

That's just annoying.

[@nikitakidd6879]

My maths teacher used to call out people saying “stop talking and flirting during my class” she once said it to 2 guys and they turned around in sync saying “that’s gay, we ain’t into that” at graduation they announced they were dating

[@RandomPerson-iw3mw]

Plot twist

[@monaalvarez]

Top 10 Most Unexpected Ending. Number 10...

[@aidyplays1013]

Good for them!

[@izzu..7082]

Awwee- That's adorable TvT

[@Darkangelmoonlight]

Oh snap lol

[@michaelbaker5501]

I was in my 9th grade English class. We were practicing for the midterm which would include questions on the book "To Kill a Mockingbird". One of my friends was asked what state the book took place in. She didn't know, so I chimed in and shouted from across the classroom "think incest". The whole class including our teacher broke out into laughter. But, the funniest thing is she guessed Alabama correctly after my hint.

[@HasufelyArod]

This is a great reference. With your permission Do you mind if I use your story in a video?

[@cereal_isgood5026]

@@HasufelyArod yes

[@genericbackgroundcharacter4252]

We were disecting frogs in science class when the teacher told us we had to play with the frogs mouths to see the different parts. My friend started flapping its mouth and said " hello I'm Mr frog and I'm dead. Why did you kill me." The teacher burst out laughing.

[@fortunetaco4585]

😂

[@bbunniesf]

Omg thats just evil lmao

[@Jaiczee]

Sucks but sounds about right

[@A6Legit]

Thats pretty fucked.

[@valerietaft9831]

Its cool how your friend had the nerve to make your teacher say that lol

[@getonleagueguys7557]

Teacher: No drinks in class Kid: *grabs teachers drink and puts it in the trash* Teacher: Go to the office Kid: Why are you booing me, I'm right.

[@hip2besquare632]

We had a teacher for health and social studies so she banned drinks with x amount of sugar I’m only health class it was a ok in social study es but a no go in health

[@cchi7515]

I have a teacher that doesn't want us to be late in her subject, and she really didn't open the door for our classmates who were late because our cr is malfunctioning. One time she was 25 minutes late and we didn't mind her knocking on the door because it was locked. Yes, we locked our door on our teacher who was about to give an exam to us. We we're then yelled at and gave a harder exam.

[@MrPumpkinDuck]

@@cchi7515 wow what a hypocrite

[@prestonbeatty9528]

r/thathappened and it is a repost

[@existtodieofdepression3762]

Preston Beatty yeah we know dumbass. He made it into a meme you uncultured swine. The last part is a meme

[@jesseharrison2855]

Teacher: Did you do you homework? Student: No did you grade the tests? Teacher: No I have other students test to grade. Student: And I have other teachers homework to do.

[@xflipsyx9878]

Jesse Harrison i swear thats always the problem teachers dont see the rest of our workload

[@imutesqueakers2882]

Yeah but depending on the school if each class has 20ppl per class and has 8 classes that's 160students so 160 tests. . . If you are a student and each class gives 2-3 papers which would be more than usual thags 32papers at most. I get the comeback but like 160 compared to 32 papers is a huge difference especially with the time diffrent of Grading and Answering

[@jesseharrison2855]

I Mute Squeakers Your the teachers pet aren’t you.

[@i.k5696]

I Mute Squeakers having to do homework is harder then just marking

[@darkwhispersstories47]

@@imutesqueakers2882 1.the teachers already made the test so he knows the answers all it has to do is legit just to cross it or to mark it the kid has to do research Sleep shower rest yelled by the parents(Mostly by Mothers) that she doesnt do work around the house..and then in 2 fking hours they are expected to finish it or by god forbits you stay till midnight to them..let alone actually doing your Homework 2.People have Lifes outside of school When this retarded education system will give a fuck then I will give a fuck at the fact it exists 3...go lick the teacher's boots some more they have a little dirt from walking over the students and their futures

[@ansleyhutto]

when i was in 7th grade, i missed 2 days of school because my grandma passed away and i went out of town for her funeral. well the next day i came to class, teacher started screaming at me, saying i’d better have a good reason for skipping class. i looked her in the eyes and said, “does a funeral count?” and the look of shock on her face was priceless. my mother contacted her later that day with a very ✨aggressive✨email. :)

[@AnshuOP69]

sad

[@artwork_wishes2638]

I saw something like this except the teacher said "someone better have died (they had missed like a week) for you to miss this much class" The student replied, "Does my dad count?" You can imagine how that went over

[@ravengray3095]

See this is why I usually would tell my teachers “hey a family member died so I won’t be here for a while” instead of just disappearing, it’s not ok that the teacher attacked them like that, but they also could’ve taken steps to ensure that didn’t happen

[@mechengr1731]

@@ravengray3095 yeah, but maybe it was something that just got overlooked in the chaos? Maybe her mom thought they had contacted the school, or they did contact the school and the office forgot to tell the teacher?

[@everynewdayisablessing8509]

Our school has a policy that you need to let them know ON THE DAY OF ABSENCE that your child will not be attending today. I thought that is the norm. It should be. It would save both parties from stupid situations like that. Teacher screaming at student is not ok though. And vice versa.

[@nayarmikhael7080]

My teacher was yelling at me and said “REMEMBER YOUR JUST 15 IN HIGHTSCHOOL” which I respond to “remember your 40 and not married”. I got suspended Holy shit 4.2k likes Tysm

[@TaeTae-df3wy]

Nayar Mikhael DAAAAAAAAMN

[@najatahmed6214]

damn

[@ccneenees7235]

You're* high school* I meannnnnnnnn

[@aa1zz428]

OOOOOOOOOOF DAMN

[@idrovepastyourhouse-9385]

*you’re

[@poppyrosewhite]

“there are no stupid questions” me: if pinocchio says “my nose will grow now”, will it grow? because if it grows he’s telling the truth, but it can only grow when he lies. If it doesn’t grow, he was lying. But then it needs to grow. Please I am very confused.

[@danielab7256]

The nose would explode of confusion

[@qim787]

If you wanted a serious answer: It's a matter of intent. If he truly believes his nose will grow, it will not because he is speaking honestly. If he knows his nose is not going to grow or doubts that it will, then it does; he was trying to lie. His beliefs will decide whether or not his nose grows.

[@sadchild9478]

Rowena's Slave you are a genius! Take my gamer girl bath water as a gift for your massive brain.(no I’m not being sarcastic)

[@MoonlitPhoenix0]

@@qim787 that. Is not how that works since he knows from the get go that his nose grows if he lies, it's impossible for him to just believe it will grow and it grows

[@MoonlitPhoenix0]

So, poppy, how much weed did you smoke?

[@AmmarAbdSaleh]

One time I wasn’t paying attention to my teacher. He asked what was the last thing he said, I explained the whole lesson with the parts he yet didn’t explain. He yelled at me to shut up

[@axcerlux2572]

Well that's great xD

[@AllTerrain_]

If his wording was "Repeat the last thing I said" you should've responded with "Repeat the last thing I said" lmaooo

[@gagida1829]

@@AllTerrain_ nah thats too classic

[@gagida1829]

Youre like the one asian kid who got moved down a semester🤣

[@AmmarAbdSaleh]

Well people call me the nerd clown, idk, i just blast jokes in the middle if the class but im also the class nerd. Is that even a thing

[@RandomPerson-cm2wg]

My friend once told me that during a physics exam, he got a question along the lines of “demonstrate an example of resistance.” and he answered “No.” The teacher was both pissed and pleased with the answer that she decided to let him get away with it.

[@everynewdayisablessing8509]

It was a good answer after all, he understood what resistance meant.

[@Despair_Bagel]

Wait why is he denying the question? *_OH_*

[@Magik_Cloud495]

@@Despair_Bagelwe need a subreddit called r/kindawooshed for moments like these

[@hahayuck2169]

*resistance 100*

[@ricorodriguez4085]

We also need more guns to eliminate redditers🔫

[@floatingfeather4219]

*kid is late to class* Kid: "Sorry I -" Teacher: "Why are you late the bell already rang why are you tardy" blah blah blah *teacher teaches lesson* *bell rings* *kid starts leaving* Teacher: "Where are you going?" Kid: "Uh.. the bell..." Teacher: "THE BELL DOESN'T DISMISS YOU I DO." Kid: "If the bell doesn't dismiss us, then why does it decide we're late?"

[@kristen6342]

Doesn’t really make much sense cus for the late one the teacher decides too and she decided the bell t

[@tp7518]

69th like!

[@thechargedfoxie456yt2]

Exactly

[@theredpillneo2296]

BRUH I DID THE SAME SHIT TO A TEACHER She said the whole bell line, and I just responded with “if the bell makes me late it dismisses me” and walked out lmaoo

[@lonelegendlegend967]

Comicbook Gaming damn bro you’re a badass, xd I bet u Smoke the cannabinoids with the cool kids

[@emmawoudul4917]

"School is no place for sleeping" "Home is no place for work, either" we didnt get homework for a week.

[@vixymixy]

You and your lucky asses... 😂 😂

[@yourmum1963]

Lucky I have like 4 or 5 homeworks but done 2 of them so yeah

[@Waftey]

@@yourmum1963 because we are in a special program called STE, we have 10 to 11 (this is in highschool)

[@yourmum1963]

@@Waftey oh wow that's a lot I'm feeling lucky and good luck kiddie

[@Waftey]

@@yourmum1963 yeah, being smart can sometimes be a pain in the butt

[@Taylor_Made_Music]

Law teacher: "why haven't you done your work?" Me: "why aren't you a lawyer?"

[@marieshives9479]

OOOOF

[@thetweefirebug]

That is a bitch slap and a half.

[@dimtrisouthworth9968]

Cool Cupcake my exact response

[@agzzradface3113]

thats a good question why isnt he a lawyer

[@Sorrelhas]

A sad reality many students face is that just because you want to work on something doesn't mean you will. Not all historians get to be scientists due to a number of reasons and end up teaching instead. That's why on many occasions teachers look like they want to die. Their work is a daily reminder of their failure/naivete.

[@freyaazz684]

My story: Okay so when I was 11 the teacher was talking about what he teaches us and why. He asked me why we think he teaches us this and I responded with "Because you're forced too and otherwise the school will fire you". He was silent after that. I never really thought of it as a big deal until I randomly told my mum a couple days ago and she burst out into laughter. So yeah that's my story I guess.

[@AndresGonzalez-tv6br]

Funny story! Sometimes kids' honesty can really catch adults off guard.

[@dav8902]

These people be like... Question: What was something you did during your life? The People: I’m not alive but...

[@uncertainknowledge2927]

Askreddit in a nutshell

[@sg-ds6qg]

More like "i never lived but...

[@urischic1668]

Scooby Sax EVERYTIME The question: Teacher’s what’s something- Answers: Well, I’m not a teacher but-

[@maxminton7861]

“What is a high level felony you have committed?” “Well, I didn’t do this. But my friend...”

[@ventexovakon2178]

Doomers, man.

[@excusemethisisjinhitentert9053]

teacher: why are u late again? kid: well why do u care? u still get paid, right?

[@1millionsubswithonly2video39]

Lmao

[@vortexpow1227]

Good 1

[@smily9021]

If I said that to my teacher I won't get sent to the principal instead.. The teachers snitch on my parents who is Asian on what I said and I'll get a HUGE MASSIVE Lecture *RESPECT THE ELDERY AND WHO IS SUPERIOR THAN YOU* that shit Lol

[@samsam-yc1qe]

excuse me this is jinhit entertainment all hail Jin world wide handsome

[@sameerakhan7455]

Dang! Good one!😂👌

[@CletusTheFetusDeletus]

I swear to god the 1st one is me. Maybe he is talking about a different person, but that was me in school. My dad used to teach me a lot about math so I kind of already knew a lot of the stuff they would teach from grade 1 to 4. So I would just go to sleep, wake up to my teacher telling jokes about how I would get it wrong, and I would just straight up write the answer on the chalk board, and fall asleep again. I can still most of the time do this in my grade 7 classes, but it is quite a bit harder.

[@Roader_021]

same

[@Roader_021]

but not sleeping tho

[@jayleighsmith394]

My teacher: your attitude stinks! Girl: maybe it’s just you, close your legs 8th grade math is wild

[@V_098]

Yeah My maths teacher just straight up suspends u for drinking water or hold a pen How she’s not fired yet, is beyond me By the way I’m British i I don’t know how America’s like 🤷🏻‍♀️😂😬

[@gmoneydagoat841]

@@V_098 in America female math teachers are assholes the whole school agrees with me(my experience)

[@nell4477]

gmoneyda goat lmao our schools the exact opposite

[@FE4ROFG0D]

Jayleigh Smith just made my fucking day best comment😂😂🥳🥳

[@goodgreenprincess6225]

Jayleigh Smith lol my 8th grade class boring

[@jaredthomas7993]

A kid in my math class asked the teacher “when are we ever going to use this?” the teacher proceeded to explain, “You can get really high paying jobs that use this very often” The kid responded, “Oh like this one?”

[@austinbaird1359]

My math teacher told us "never, but you still have to pass this class, and I still have to teach it."

[@52Legend]

nah teachers dont get paid much

[@thekingdelta7293]

@@52Legend that's the point of the response...

[@lisa101561]

Answer to the second one; but i wanna be a clothing hanger tho

[@ninisiar]

@@lisa101561 haha I miss vines

[@losersweepers.]

I was in my reading class and we had one of those really strict female teachers that absolutely will mess someone up if they breathe wrong and there were these two kids sitting in the back of the class and goofing off like they normally did and my teacher yelled; "Do I need to call your parents?" and I swear to god, one of the kids (who's adopted) said: "You can, but they won't answer. Their dead." and oh my god, the look on my teacher's face. No one even laughed. It was just really really sad. My teacher then said; "Why are you talking back to me?" and the same kid replied; "because that's what you do in a conversation, ma'am." THEN the class lost it.

[@Sundancer127]

Speech 100 Destruction 100

[@radioactivegaming6781]

: me : **exiting through the emergency exit** *Sneak 100*

[@dema636]

r/murderedbywords

[@umekalsoomnadeem1350]

Oooohh I'll get you an Ice pack from the school nurse for that burn

[@Phoenix-lb2bw]

@@umekalsoomnadeem1350 nah a wet paper towel will do it 😅😅

[@softpaw6234]

One of my worksheets said "your name is here" and I wrote "no it's not" I have very distinct handwriting and my teacher loved it so it didn't hurt my grade

[@masenko4519]

If a teacher marked you down for that they are a bad teacher

[@336xangelx]

Edgy kid: Lol my mom beats me over my grades Me, another edgy kid: Damn I wish my mom was around to beat me The teacher had to leave the classroom he was wheezing

[@unclelumbago5654]

Me, and intellectual, Where the fuck is the lamb sauce? Where is the lamb sauce? *WHERE IS THE LAMB SAUCE.*

[@chickennuggetshavemoresubs9595]

@@unclelumbago5654 smh

[@creepywaffles4783]

Madison best response ever.

[@ana7icia]

adsgfhg

[@joecooling]

R/thathappened

[@praisethesunstudios7931]

1st period math class: Teacher: The absolute value of seven is seven. Me: Hm yes the floor here is made of floor.

[@AffyMoon]

This also goes for face value questions way back in 2nd grade or so

[@getrickrolled2470]

i got that reference.

[@thebryoo]

Yes My exact reaction I have math first period how do I have an A o.o

[@thiccychiccy1157]

But the absolute value of -7 is also 7 which isnt as straight forward

[@pranayapremkumar7321]

BUTT BUTT BUTTT the absolute value of -7 iss 7!

[@peprduck2909]

Me: can I go to the toilet? Teacher: I don’t know, can you? Me: yes actually, I can. (Walks out of room)

[@comet9864]

tbh I just take that as a yes these days. too tired to get angry at the smartass, also it'd be hypocritical if I of all people got pissed at the smartass lmao

[@jaqell007]

TR _Neon I said, and I quote; “Well I can, but I apparently need permission to do something a normal human does daily”

[@evantheduck9042]

I've always wanted to do this

[@somanytvshowshavecausedmee899]

My history teacher does this to me all the time

[@armadillolover99]

Yohalmo Rivera *Soviet anthem plays*

[@Bentley6752]

“How the hell do you talk with a person standing on you?!” “With your mouth!”

[@jasonkidd4740]

That had me dead

[@clover524]

In Spanish, we aren’t allowed to talk in English, so this kid started shouting in Korean Edit: OMG IM FAMOUS 😱 Edit 2: y’all know I was being sarcastic right?

[@shenyang6111]

R/tetchinicallythetruth

[@supernovanebula]

Best loophole in the system ever it’s almost as good as putting Legos on your floor as a child when your mom goes to get belt bc you got in trouble at school

[@sophie-qz8zh]

Hey,its not English lol

[@sophiatera]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA, you fool, I had a trick up my sleeve

[@regalblade8171]

If that rules gets implemented on a foreign languages class, I'd just Stare the teacher in Italian

[@bottlerocket2528]

My annoying teacher was anti vax The class hero said “good...”

[@VOLAIRE]

Hello friend

[@bottlerocket2528]

VOLAIRE hi ^^

[@booty_hunter4207]

No she wasnt, stop lying

[@notalemonn]

booty_ hunter420 compared to the amount of things that could be fake, being anti vax isn’t one of them lmaoo

[@oatmeal262]

Hemet Chan surprisingly not about homeworkhmmm

[@deputyknight8915]

Me: I want to learn it in a way that makes sense. Teacher: Dont insult me! I've been a flawless educator for half my life! Me: how come I got this half?

[@petrograd4068]

That's awesome :P

[@xflipsyx9878]

Wow genuine but hilarious

[@-clovercookie-9152]

1:06 its always the quiet kids that come up with the most savage responses.

[@samoak123]

yep, once this quiet kid got bullied in our class. Next day savage response he brought a gun to class and started shooting everyone up.

[@nab_doesthings]

@@samoak123 hol' up-

[@chloewinnaa1515]

@@samoak123 r/NextFuckingLevel

[@Kztten]

@@samoak123 WHY DID I LAUGHED FROM THIS

[@loop5720]

@@samoak123 Woah, why does everyone I meet have the same story as mine?

[@ULTwarrior17]

Teacher: X equals 69 what comes next? Me:Mouthwash Teacher: Get out

[@ryanmckenna9330]

"let's find out after class"

[@demon108hunter6]

Oh my god

[@DaviGamingOFC]

Noice

[@sleepysukii]

lmao

[@Dancestar1981]

🤣

[@subfrte6080]

Not a teacher or a student but... one time I wrote a comment

[@taffyadam6031]

Sub Way you know when I was high school

[@darkchocospy7080]

Taffy Adam I had a friend who

[@truindividual]

@@darkchocospy7080 ha...bruh!

[@user-pi7jt7oz8p]

Derron Browning my wife left me

[@truindividual]

@@deangelo479 lol. Dead

[@yurigacha-san1367]

I remember I was going to leave the classroom when the bell went even though the teacher was still teaching because I had to pick up my brother from primary school. The Teacher: What are you doing, (my name)? Me: Leaving the class because the bell went, and you're not teaching my maths group anymore. Teacher: The bell doesn't dismiss you, I do. Now come back and sit in your seat until I finish, like the rest of the class. I was very annoyed because my parents got mad because my brother had to wait 10 minutes outside on a rainy and cold day (no surprises, here, it's Scotland, the weather is always downright terrible XD) while my teacher was discussing things with that group. So the next day I decided to use what the teacher said to my advantage, and was purposely late to her class. Teacher: Why are you late? The bell went 20 minutes ago. Me: If the bell doesn't dismiss me, then I assumed it doesn't tell me when to arrive either, and you didn't tell me to come to class. The class exploded when I said that. I got detention for the first time that year, but it was worth it for the reactions of the class and the teacher's expression.

[@spacejesus6581]

This was a more dramatic version of something in this very video

[@kd_link1718]

You deserve a Sub xD

[@thememesterbutdifferentname]

Mentality 100 Teachers saltiness 100

[@shenyang6111]

Classmates entertainment:100

[@thememesterbutdifferentname]

@@shenyang6111 logic 100

[@Miggified]

Back in middle school, my teacher told us to give her difficult questions. Everyone gave different and difficult Math problems, while one student goes " Why are you single?." The teacher literally went silent, trying not to laugh. Luckily the student didn't get into trouble.

[@AndresGonzalez-tv6br]

Funny moment! Sometimes unexpected questions are the most memorable.

[@ladyturantulo]

*-was waiting a lifetime to quote animaniacs* *-last week of senior year* Teacher: what’s the definition of procrastination? Me *without hesitation*: ILL TELL YOU TOMORROW. I never seen a teacher turn his head so quickly

[@ana7icia]

lmao i love that answer

[@marionmelia2962]

ciaberger yeah, thats some quality procrastination.

[@jungshooketh8652]

😂😂😂

[@NoName-rb3vp]

im taking that if any of my teachers ask that

[@Someone-xl2yp]

lmao that's legendary

[@owenstephens3389]

Once in my high school Spanish class, the teacher was trying to come up with an example sentence off the top of her head to explain a concept. So she goes "I like her, what would that be?" Without missing a beat, I look her in the eyes and say "gay". The entire class lost it, and even she was having trouble not cracking up.

[@taffyadam6031]

Owen Stephens not a teacher but

[@STUNTSTHEREALONE]

I read the “without missing a beat” part of your comment at exactly 1:05

[@sweetener.grxnde0528]

Owen Stephens except none of that happened!

[@owenstephens3389]

@@sweetener.grxnde0528 do you really think I'd waste my time making up a story just to make it so mundane? If I were to actually make a fictional comment, I'd make it so over the top even idiots like you would be self conscious pointing out that it never happened because it's so readily apparent.

[@enzomalagoli5725]

yea it never happened

[@jenztopia]

Teacher: (standing up) Stand up if you are an idiot Student: **stands up** I didn't want you to be the only one

[@supreetkumar7604]

I laughed 2 times, lol

[@xflipsyx9878]

LOL that must've hurt

[@LuisRodriguez-qf1qm]

Thats so old

[@Phoenix_Down444]

Ok but jokes aside, what teacher asks that?

[@gagida1829]

Oh fucking hell🤣

[@Ayushd1740]

Title: Teachers share the best smart ass response they’ve ever heard Video: not a teacher

[@KOTLC]

Teacher: "from all of this talking i assume your work is done then." My friend: " from all of this complaining i assume you're still single then."

[@reynhacoezy5510]

This is illegal

[@randomweirdo7501]

Ooof i said that i be fricken slapped

[@vivvie9602]

oof size: LARGE

[@mercyinflict894]

So you got me suspended

[@dobi7965]

LMAOOOOOOOOOO THIS IS WAY BETTER THAN THE VIDEO

[@Minister_of_Magic_1997]

School admin: “does anyone know what ACT actually stands for?” Me: *raises hand* “A crappy test?”

[@shenyang6111]

Speech 100

[@around441pipissharingaytac4]

A cruel Teacher

[@bleach9508]

Adobe color table

[@cockatoomusiccovers1951]

uM ItS ACTualLY AUSTraLIAn CAPitAL TERRitoRy

[@akdhsskorolius486]

@M Harris haha nice one

[@sunfl6wers]

my human geography teacher, talking about new york : “it’s so crowded there! it’s literally like they’re living on top of eachother!” me, being the smartass that i am : “uh yea sir, they’re called apartments”

[@forbiddenaccount5338]

ahahaha

[@Knookah]

Cassie the wizard ikr

[@kakyiondonut6084]

I would do something like that

[@gamma830]

how has nobody pointed out the "human" geography teacher part?..

[@Peachii333]

Being my dummy self, I literally think they are literally on top of each other. Like one's feet is on someone's shoulder. 🤦‍♀️

[@MORVIAA]

Teacher: I’m so stressed right now because you guys aren’t listening to me Me: you chose this job. That’s your problem

[@Michelleiscul]

What comes around goes around. 😋

[@tiktok_content9505]

Teacher: and this is my class so if you don’t listen to me you’re the ones that are gonna be stressed.

[@ladyvoldything]

maybe don't be the problem in people's lives? like why are you cool with being the thing that makes somebody's day worse lmao

[@YukoMadotsukiMusic]

@@ladyvoldything you can't get jokes also is the teacher that chose the job, so a person before choosing a job needs to know the "risks"

[@mimszanadunstedt441]

Not even a smart ass response just real lol

[@jhc2457]

My dad told me that when he was in high school a mean teacher went to the Grand Canyon and when he came back he was showing the students pictures from the trip. One of the pictures was of the teacher’s wife riding a mule down the Grand Canyon, and the teacher says “Here’s a picture of my wife.” And then a student replies “Who’s on top of her?”

[@lithorielle]

Destruction 100

[@schweitzer7591]

Damn

[@chubs1530]

bahahahahahhahaah damn

[@iamthesenate5769]

*K. O*

[@user-ru4cl5lz2m]

*FATALITY*

[@painandmisery8971]

i remember this one time where the teacher asked how we see colors and this smartass said "with eyes" _outstanding move_

[@bloxxerhunt1566]

I just remembered the daltonic boy's face when the art's teacher passed homework about colours

[@vminisfuckingreal998]

Destruction: 100

[@whatdidyoujustcallme6242]

"Why you booing me, I'm right"

[@suriboy12345]

K_

[@4gerars500]

Checkmate

[@akitaxx]

So, my brothers teacher took his phone cause he checked the time in class. She said she’d give it back at the end of class but didn’t. He told my mom, she went to the school. She talked to the teacher and my mom said, "you are holding his phone like you pay the bills for them" Teacher stared and the principal who was standing the doorway watching. He literally just smiled proudly, and walked to his office slowly. The teacher just gave him his phone, and the rest of the school year didn’t care if he was on his phone. Somehow my mom impressed the principal.

[@mistykitchen9515]

Your mom went all-out on it, say bravo if you haven’t

[@jacobisaclown2426]

My mom would’ve said deal with it or said it’s my fault and I shouldn’t have taken it out in the first place lmao

[@StephFrandsen]

As a teacher, a mom wouldn't have caused me to neglect my duties as a teacher. As a mom, I wouldn't have let the teacher give my son special treatment either ✌😉

[@stellasoleclark5586]

That's...not nice though

[@StephFrandsen]

@@stellasoleclark5586 When you teach children "nice" goes out the door. Be respectful and kind but when a student is cheating themselves out of their own learning, no parent ought to be okay with paying taxes to always mollycoddle bad behavior. Staring at your phone during a lesson IS bad behavior!!!! PUT IT AWAY!!! Obviously this boy was a repeat offender and the parents took away her authority over their son (which I would call a stupid move) that principal SUCKED to have made her feel bad in front of the student. And finally, the teacher should have returned his phone at the end of class!!!! Administration has the backbones of JELLYFISH whenever there's a situation where a teacher's authority is undermined IN FRONT OF THEIR STUDENT!!!!

[@Echo30Mike]

Teacher: "At the end of this ruler is an idiot" Me: " I agree "

[@Seth_Caskey]

In my 5th grade class, we were doing geometry and I fell asleep. Then, I was called on to name the quadrilateral and I was half asleep and answered with "John."

[@-raecat-]

Teacher: Name the Quadrilateral You: *JOHN*

[@jockseethe9300]

Why do I laugh at stupid shit like this

[@gammavalentin7]

I have a Asian friend named John

[@colorado_river5003]

That's the name of my father... Oh god, my dad has turned into a quadrilateral?

[@AceeQr]

OOF

[@otterboi4240]

Me: "You shouldn't get in trouble for something you didn't do, right." Teacher: "Yes" Me: "Well... I didn't do my homework"

[@finnmerchant6405]

No no he's got a point

[@itsjani8180]

I saw that on a til tok

[@TheFunniMan1388]

BRAIN SIZE MEGA

[@aireekoi]

Void Itbemeajani yea from bobby moore

[@woof1545]

My brother said that once and he actually got away with it.

[@cheyennearnett8534]

5:16 Girl: Can I use the restroom? Male teacher: Yes G: *grabs bag* M.t: You don't need you bring your bag! G: Ok, you're right *walks up to door with pad* G: *waves pad in the air* Be right back everybody!

[@mkg1097]

Tbh I don't see how periods themselves are embarrassing, I'm a boy so I probably don't understand. Are they embarrassing to females because of how people can be like "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHE ON HER PERIOD"? Or do females just think that periods themselves are embarrassing because I really think that they aren't. Periods are natural and don't mean that you're turned on, you can't stop yourself from having a period. But when a male has a boner it could mean that they're turned on and if someone sees their boner people will go "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HE HAS A BONERRRRRR!!!!!!!!" I think that all boners are embarrassing when you're near a family member or strangers.

[@peytonharrell1740]

Bruh pads nasty af tf

[@ursosexmachina]

It's just a privacy thing. I wouldn't say it's embarrassing, not everyone wants their business out there, especially in high school, people can make a big deal out of nothing. You wanna carry your pads across the classroom? Go ahead. I couldn't care less tbh. It's a natural human body process.

[@hearts_owo6208]

@@peytonharrell1740 it's better then tampon because like if the string breaks you gotta go dig it out😂😂

[@adri-qq1kz]

I did this once with a tampon 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@mommarose9884]

Teacher: ready for the test? Me: nope, my last two brain cells just died *hits my head twice* Teacher: just go

[@DTux5249]

10:40 wow... Kid actually had a point... Not even a smart-ass remark just true...

[@theskyisteal8346]

I've given one like that before

[@nightcoredaisuki9750]

Actually, I think this is the most horrible answer of those. The teacher not bothering him again was probably very baffled by that degree of nihilism and pragmatism, and gave up on him immediately. That guy reminds me of myself when I went to school, just that it was history. My teacher gave up when I pointed out her subject to be irrelevant because "there is wikipedia". She did no accept my facebook friend request after graduation.

[@AstorEzequiel]

I remember that there was a time were I couldn't sleep right. Many of teachers preffer students that are not bothering than those who are, my teachers are actually pretty nice and reasonable. In one point one of them waked me up right after the class finished and said "I didn't wanted to bother in the first hour, you seem that needed that sleep anyway." and then she buyed me a coffe saying that I would need that for the rest of the morning. I'm actually sad that my class are just a bunch of assholes towards her in many ocassions :s

[@gazebo9730]

Dude I HATE when teachers stop the whole damn class because a couple of people are talking and complain about “disrupting the class” then proceed to wait for ten minutes in utter silence and later take ten minutes out of your free time for “wasting time”

[@stary3482]

@@nightcoredaisuki9750 Honestly the student is right and the teacher is also right. Wasting the classes time to berade him on whatever he did wrong doesn't solve anything, but the teacher has to somehow get them to wake up. Since he may not be distracting others, he will regret this later on, especially if you are in a high school that requires 2 years of another language to graduate.

[@LazyBoiOTB]

One time in science, my principal came in and proceeded to shout at my class. At one point he told us all to stand up... he looked at a girl called Maddie and said "I SAID STAND!".... She replied with "I am standing"... She had a height disorder and was very short. We all lost it. For months. Follow my instagram: @kingkeltheproducer

[@koalathe1931]

Please tell me what happened after.

[@koalathe1931]

I need to know.

[@adamsparks1511]

how tall was she?

[@LazyBoiOTB]

@@adamsparks1511 At that point, maybe 4"5.

[@LazyBoiOTB]

@@koalathe1931 I think the principal felt really bad afterward. She got caught stealing garlic bread from the canteen and he let her off scott free. 🤦🏿‍♂️🤷🏿‍♂️.

[@EmoFemboyHunter69]

I said to my school counselor, “If tomatoes are fruit, then is ketchup a smoothie?” There was a different school counselor the next year

[@annaskerrett1472]

Wolf Noir *wolfissimo* oh my

[@skyj2172]

*OH FU-*

[@gamingmoon4265]

Try slightly freezing ketchup and mashing it up for an answer

[@faithdiaz01]

😂

[@lowkeymandy2753]

hold on, u gotta point

[@pandana7227]

I had a chemistry teacher who refused to teach out of the textbook, despite not really understanding the subject. (Pretty much she taught you how to pass a test, not what was going on or how you know how to get an answer. Multiple times she couldn’t answer fairly basic questions concerning what was actually going on outside route memory). Anyways I got tired of not understanding, so I checked out a chemistry textbook at our library. In our class we took notes, but we weren’t allowed to use them on the test. Since I didn’t find her notes useful, I just decided to pop in some AirPods and pull out the textbook and read it (whilst making my own notes). It’s dead silent in the room because everyone is writing, and my teacher says “[my name], what are you working on there? Is that a, uh, history homework or something?” I pull an AirPod out and reply with, “No it’s chemistry.” She didn’t say anything else. My friend next to me had to stifle a laugh 😂 My biggest flex is that I practically taught myself chemistry lol

[@AndresGonzalez-tv6br]

Interesting story! Teaching yourself a subject can indeed be more effective than relying on ineffective lessons.

[@hithere-ez5sl]

me: *sleeping on class* teacher: hey! I've been teaching here for almost 30min! does my voice makes you sleepy?? me:yes teacher:then why is the othera are awake? me:they weren't listening

[@Ashsucksateverything]

Nice

[@ZaySchemes]

excellent work

[@CookiesAreNoice]

😂👌🏾 nicely my guy

[@mifdy1537]

Haha this is overused and not really a good comeback

[@idiosyncraticerror]

-i feel called out-

[@Time_Goblin]

Titles: “Teachers share best smart ass responses...” Video: Only student/witness stories lol

[@TheRagingReaper]

"From a student" genius

[@dontworryitsjustvitinho]

TheRagingReaper he’s asking the teachers for smart ass responses they’ve heard from students

[@main3240]

@@TheRagingReaper nice going genius ahaha

[@TheRagingReaper]

@@dontworryitsjustvitinho it was a late night okay 😔

[@TheRagingReaper]

@@main3240 sad🤧

[@anchalvijayan8164]

So a teacher once asked me to make a sentence out of one word, let that word be X, i didn't know what it meant so i said "teacher asked me to make a sentence out of X and i couldn't " the whole class just lost it and my teacher was impressed. 😂

[@hannahhewetson1618]

I had to write all my vocab words in sentences and always did something like “What is the definition of x?” Or “X was on my spelling test”

[@cringe6059]

Clever

[@potatoman8156]

UNO REVERSED!

[@HasufelyArod]

This is actually smart and not disrespectful. With your permission Do you mind if I use your story in a video?

[@anchalvijayan8164]

@@HasufelyArod yea sure, I won't mind

[@ansleyhutto]

teacher called my mom bc i was reading instead of working (i was done) and she kept calling me a liar. my mom is a nurse, and picks up like “hello, this is ___, registered nurse from ___ hospital.” and the teacher tells her the story, and on speaker, my mom goes, “alright lady well i’m sitting on an old lady trying to draw blood, so if you could leave me the hell alone rn that would be great”

[@sorum1724]

"did you do your homework?" "No" "Why have you thought to not do your homework?" "If school isn't the place to sleep then home isn't a place to study."

[@andrewvanatta499]

*SPEECH 100*

[@shenyang6111]

Teacher's dignity: -100

[@ko-dy5ub]

You are fucking amazing...

[@princessmarlena1359]

Right?

[@tate7886]

🤣🤣

[@rowstiels8216]

Ok so one of my teachers roasted a popular girl in my class. Some of the girls skipped the first few minutes of the class to receive some medals or something. When they came back the teacher asked them why they had skipped the first few minutes. The popular girl shouted, thinking that it was funny or something “They went to receive medals because of how smart they are”. The teacher then responds with “Oh, so that’s why you didn’t go with them” The whole class lost it.

[@malkidrs4520]

ouch

[@aboi1324]

Damn

[@dominickr.7024]

Is that legeal

[@rowstiels8216]

Dominick R. I’m actually not sure

[@justdontrell_3449]

I could tell you're not great at English or know what you're saying

[@kaafila6698]

Teacher: are you gay? Me: no Teacher: do your parents know that you're gay? Me: no.....oh wait

[@comet9864]

when you realize you got played

[@猫踏んじゃった-r5w]

Good one

[@ldxderin3974]

I thought that question died

[@blackhat958]

My parents don't but your dad does.

[@isachuntic]

@luuk 024 but it is funny and the actual correct response would be "im not gay tho" because just saying no would indicate their parents dont know theyre gay

[@drumstuff1327]

I like how 90% of these started with "I'm not a teacher" lol

[@AndresGonzalez-tv6br]

It's true! Sometimes those disclaimers set the stage for some interesting stories and perspectives.

[@imjaycuzz]

When I was in school my dad wasn't around and one time when I got on the teachers nerves he said "Would you like me to set up your father about your behavior" to which I responded "Good luck finding him. He's been playing hide n seek with me for 13 years" the whole class went crazy

[@silvershadow5242]

Let me guess. He went to buy cigarettes?

[@Seven_DB]

@@silvershadow5242 nah he went to buy milk

[@marionmelia2962]

Monster nah he went to buy nestle chocolate milk with those chocolate straws.

[@Seven_DB]

@@marionmelia2962 eww went to buy CHOCOLATE milk i hate chocolate milk #not my dad

[@Seven_DB]

@@idunno1300 its not poor taste its the right taste chocolate milk is nasty

[@snovaspectre2]

Question: Teachers: what comebacks have your students given you? Comments: "Well, my classmates.." "Once my teacher.." "Once a student told our teacher.."

[@renakunisaki]

Welcome to Reddit.

[@dextercuriel3677]

It's probably because the teachers don't want to tell people how they got destroyed

[@hibikiotonokojishslvocalis7550]

_In the wise words of CinemaSins, "Kids give me panic attacks, but I still have good stories"_

[@A_mando1911]

@@hibikiotonokojishslvocalis7550 Role credits

[@nakamoshii9947]

Once I copied someone's homework When the teacher was checking it she called my friend and me The teacher said: _Why are the answers the same?_ I said: _Because the questions were the same_ Then the teacher gave us a homework pass (the excuse to not to do hmwk) for the rest of the school year. *_I don't regret nothing_*

[@justsomeguywithagasmask8203]

*I don't regret nothing* ...So you regret everything?

[@stanleykb937]

I don't regret nothing... interesting

[@jpm199]

@@justsomeguywithagasmask8203 only something

[@rngnodal9316]

Em1nex Tv Lmfao

[@Halo-lg7rq]

They really came for that double negative. Ruthless😔

[@jojoplayz8424]

My 4th grade teacher was a badass. She would roast everyone in class, and she was everyone’s favorite teacher. One time in science, we were drawing the solar system, and this really talkative girl asked “Miss, how big should we draw the sun?” The teacher then replied, “As big as your lips since you never seem to shut them.” There was silence then laughter. Everyone was screaming “ROASTED” and “OOOOOO” The teacher was laughing until she told us to continue with the work. She is still my fav teacher I have ever had :)

[@Nickilob2006]

i respect this teacher , and she's my favorite human on earth

[@genghiskhan.2265]

This is kinda like my teacher rn

[@zap998]

But she only asked-

[@jojoplayz8424]

@@zap998 the girl who asked was really talkative. But yeah lol

[@jojoplayz8424]

@@Nickilob2006 mine too 😌

[@fluffyentertainments4161]

okay..so. this was me. 😂 now. my eighth grade math teacher wasn’t the best. he expected us to write down EVERYTHING he does, and memorize it for a test on the following friday. personally, i can’t learn that way. now. as an artist, i draw in class. it helps me pay attention (i get all of my work done, and understand everything. it just helps me to do something with my hands) but that teacher didn’t like it. he thought i wasn’t paying attention. so one class, i was really fed up. he took my sketchbook from my hands in the beginning of the class, and i was already annoyed (i was having trouble paying attention, and people were just getting on my nerves). he then went on some tangent talking/praising his successful siblings. (like, one worked for the government i think, and another worked for NASA, if i’m remembering right). when i’m annoyed, i tend to snap at people. and when he stopped talking, i blurted out “and you’re an eighth grade math teacher.”. the class erupted in laughter. even the second teacher (we had two, the other one was a sweetheart. she was there to assist people while my normal teacher was teaching) had burst into laughter. i’m so proud of myself. 😂

[@gassman2010]

I would like but it’s at 69

[@sepsa7468]

holy shit ur amazing 😳

[@sepsa7468]

i actually would like to see that happening tho sjsjsjsj

[@y3flamex250]

ok Fluffy Entertainment

[@WhoTfAmI_HuH688]

Omfg😂😂

[@Sdsh687]

Reddit Post: Teachers of Reddit... 90% of replies: Not a teacher but...

[@bluemoonhub]

Ikr

[@primaccarolina8450]

Do u got a problem with that lol ?

[@yusufcagowayne1990]

Reddit is full of SJWs NPC feminists and degenerates

[@centuzezaim7471]

@@yusufcagowayne1990 Oh shit, it's a level 9000 4-chan Chad!

[@nguyentony6374]

@@yusufcagowayne1990 traditionalism and Islam are degeneracy, modernity is the progress.

[@vincentrodriguez4170]

One time I was in 5th grade and we were taking a test about elements and the periodic table. We could use computers because the test was a little hard. One question was "Where can you find a periodic table?" I had no idea how to answer that, so I went on google, searched up "periodic table" and just copied down the URL onto the test. He marked it correct. He was my favorite teacher. Best answer I've ever given.

[@SwiftyBoi]

Vincent Rodriguez lmao should have written the “Never Gonna Give You Up” url

[@eri_lvr7640]

wait- you had computers in 5th? We got them in 6th. Lmao they didn’t trust us

[@girthypinkies]

Wait wtf kinda school learns the periodic table of elements in 5th grade? We learn it in like high school at my school.

[@SwiftyBoi]

CJ Artistic I learned it in 6th lol

[@girthypinkies]

@@SwiftyBoi my school is probably just really dumb lol

[@miarodriguez9670]

This one teacher in middle school I had told me “you look horrible today” (I had gotten up late and didn’t really have time to get ready) under my breath I said “good I was trying to look like you today” she told me “if you have something to say say it out loud” you know something like that. I almost yelled “good I was trying to look like you today” she got mad at me and told me off I rolled my eyes the whole time. When the school day ended I told my mom I expected her to slap me or something...she laughed until she couldn’t breath There was another time in middle school to my dad had dropped me off early. One of the teachers setting up asked me “what are you doing here so early?” I was tired and blurted out “MY MOM TOLD ME TO GO TO HELL!” (He was one of the cooler teachers) The teacher replied “it’s ok I didn’t feel like waking up to spend 8 hours in hell either” But it’s even better when one of “the cool teachers” make comebacks at students

[@jlf335421]

One day in computer class in high school we where discussing types of memory, I was resting my head and not paying much attention. The instructor called on me and asked what I know about memory? I replied. "A Bit." The instructor told me "to go back to sleep."

[@yankiizgamez-ps4-pc-andmor281]

We were*

[@dreamyanon5151]

i dont get it...

[@jlf335421]

In the beginning of class we went over the difference between Bits and Bytes. I fell asleep and decided to answer," A Bit." A Bit can be a Zero or One. So either i knew 1 thing about memory or Zero about Memory. The teacher gave me an A for participation that day. Mostly because I introduced her to FL Studio. And she spent most of the classes composing music after that.

[@goead]

A Potato idiot

[@susan4225]

ForeverRuthless not everybody gets things. I didn’t get it at first either. You shouldn’t call someone a idiot just because they didn’t get something they haven’t learned before.

[@Yeahnothx]

My teacher: ‘Kash’ this book report is unacceptable Kash: Well your edges are unacceptable Teacher: Are you talking back to me? Kash: How do you think a conversation works

[@apple5171]

Kash me ousside...I had to 🤦‍♀️

[@shenyang6111]

@@apple5171 lol nice pun

[@dustyhandjob5394]

Alabama 100

[@thebloxing_hermit7833]

davincis bičasbičas wrong comment

[@schweitzer7591]

true,true

[@RiskiestCobra8]

My teacher was yelling at a friend of mine who’s mother worked at the school and she said “I know your mother” and everyone went silent and if it didn’t you couldn’t have heard him say “I do too”

[@altosynesthesia]

This story happened in grade 6: So, we were doing a Christmas project, where we had to build these gingerbread houses, right? And we got to "buy" our own candies. We're almost done the period, and the teacher tells us that now we can use whatever candies we ask for. And one of the kids says "Can I have a Kiss", his and the teacher's faces turn red, and the entire class just lost it.

[@joshua0909]

Teacher: I met a crazy men once who was selling drugs on his skateboard Me: And now he is our teacher

[@ek5131]

Won’t forget that one

[@magesticwanderer9754]

"I met *a* crazy *men* once who was selling drugs on his skateboard

[@cork5379]

This was a while ago We were sitting in science class, learning about thermal energy when the teacher calls on a random student (without their hand up) and asks him what color is the hottest when looking with thermal vision and told him to look at the book we had in front of us. When about 5 minutes went by and he still hadn’t answered she got a little frustrated and said “Can you see the colors or not?” And he said “You do know I’m colorblind right?” Let’s just say that the teacher didn’t make any more comments like those 😂

[@turtlelizard1531]

Wow how am I first reply

[@johni_cuh]

DAMNNNNNN that must've been awkward 😂

[@_smugmaster_4553]

That's awkward...

[@Reznight]

Someone said the f word in my class. Teacher: watch your mouth Me: I don’t think my eyes can look down that far. Teacher: never said that phrase again

[@mxrv1n.]

Me: That grammar is incorrect I'm a sneaky boii

[@Reznight]

@Noelle B oof

[@armadillolover99]

Noelle B also, to type italics you use underscores.

[@Chef_Tennessee]

The teacher asks the class what their best gift was. I immediately replied with, 'My mother gave me the gift of life. Top that.' No body could come up with one better.

[@walker_19880]

not... in that sense...

[@saaimhaider8703]

Really had to add the "top that" for extra cringe. Yikes dude.

[@brandonschreiber6403]

Surely the guy with the PlayStation emerged victorious.

[@unsettled3943]

25%: actual smartass student stories 75%: “Not a student, but...”

[@theplaceofhawks]

It’s meant to be teachers telling the stories

[@lazaridis9181]

Teacher:Don't talk when I'm teaching. Student:Don't teach when talking. DESTRUCTION 100

[@lives2872]

More like cringe 100

[@stephaniejones7634]

@@lives2872 I like this comment more

[@darkwhispersstories47]

@@lives2872 well school is filled with cringe... So his comment still works xD

[@kristofer334]

(Blank) 100 memes are overused (in my opinion).

[@evildavidragan9292]

@@kristofer334 try (blank) 500 instead COMRBACK 100

[@okaedynce7354]

Teacher: Daniel stop flirty with Madi Daniel and Madi: I'm gay- Teacher: Uh-

[@nirast2561]

Teacher: So you have even less reason to do it!

[@Rain.Mippet]

NfMyGod bro teachers need to stop it’s weird and creepy I have so many male friends in a platonic light and I’ve always had jokes about dating them from everyone (down to food staff asking who was gonna pay for me while out with homies) it’s dumb and needs to stop.

[@JackieOwl94]

I used to read books in band class and would make my classmates mad and say “she’s not paying attention”. Then my director asked me to play a certain section. I played it flawlessly, and he said it would behoove them to learn from me.

[@PyroK-mi8hn]

I wrote “I can read” in the show how you knew the answer. Teacher wasn’t mad because it was true.

[@ana7icia]

i hate "explain why you got that answer" questions. i do things in my mind, idk how to put it on paper. ik it's so that if i mess up, they can find the error in my method, but it just doesn't work. let me use my own strategies ffs.

[@gordonramsay735]

ciaberger I do most of my math in my head too and hate “show your answer questions” however what about when you do high level math, you can’t just write an answer you have to explain how you got this answer

[@armadillolover99]

Gordon Ramsay I had a Ti-89 in HS so when I wanted to be a smartass I’d just write “because my calculator is awesome” which my math teacher accepted because in his own words “if you know how to use that thing, you’re smarter than me because I couldn’t work it”

[@mysticmarcus136]

One day I was in math class and my teacher wanted us to see why a solution couldn't work, so he said, "what did I do wrong?" and I said, "you became a math teacher."

[@Blahblah64679]

did everyone clap afterwards too?

[@waffleoperator85]

Q*bert

[@anastaciusofthepun5152]

That's just rude.

[@hyikun8123]

@@anastaciusofthepun5152 yeah no shit thats what being a smart ass is

[@MrTyrant258]

Good burn. Too bad it doesn’t make any sense?

[@blazeclarke]

I've been told that as a kid in school, when I was young, I used to read a book under my desk rather than fully paying attention to the class. The teacher would always try and catch me off guard by asking me what the answer to a question was, and I'd answer straight away, correctly. Used to really piss the teacher off apparently

[@AliferousAngels]

Oh that's exactly what I used to do..Once I was actually listening class cause it's my favorite subject, Had the book INSIDE the desk CLOSED. This stupid boy at the back sees my book and tells the teacher I'm reading in class, I'm explaining it's just in my desk. Teacher doesn't listen *So I stopped listening in class.*

[@seanfitch9366]

same

[@angelmark1391]

Same

[@peg8354]

haha same but i didn't read books just day dreamt. well i like reading the textbooks when i like so its a meal for the future

[@cyanishida3470]

Dang haha

[@ramsesjsv]

"My house burnt down" I'd love to see the reaction of that teacher,just a plain poker face.

[@no-et2ez]

In my history class, this kid said "I'm SOOOOO tired of this class," just loud enough for the teacher to hear and the teacher jokingly said " Well then why don't you take a nap?" The kid proceeded to take a nap and said "Hey you can't get mad at me, these were your instructions."

[@annaskerrett1472]

My teacher wasn’t planning on teaching anything a month or so ago and so that I was tired so she let me sleep the whole class

[@impxct3505]

Anna Skerrett that sounds like a nice teacher