The Funniest Things We Hear at the Guitar Shop

Baxter and Jonathan Talk about the funniest strangest things we hear in the guitar shop. Let us know the funniest things you hear in your guitar shop!

[@cheezyridr]

i bought a used guitar back in the 80's and had them put a pick up in it. i was fairly regular there, and they were great people, so occasionally they did stuff for me that was above and beyond. the guy told me a i could pick it up at the end of a drum seminar with niko mcbrain from iron maiden. it was a paid thing, so not just anyone could get in. they were otherwise closed that day. they knew i was just coming in, picking up and leaving, so they told me when i see people begin leaving i could come in. i had my little brother with me that day who is a huge iron maiden fan. he was about 10 at the time. i thought maybe he could get a peek at him while i waited for them to bring my guitar from the back. while i was at the counter, my little brother walked up to look at the drum set, and have a look at niko. niko saw him, and sat him down at the kit, and gave him a private lesson for at least half an hour, until the staff and niko's people drug him out the door. my little brother isn't a drummer, he plays guitar. he walked out of there about 8" off of the ground that day. i said "are you gonna switch to drums now?" he said hell no, but who says no to niko mcbrain? hahahaha

[@JesHill]

That's a priceless memory for you and lovely to hear for everyone else. Good stuff!

[@brutallyremastered4255]

Never heard of him but what a great guy.

[@cheezyridr]

@@brutallyremastered4255 you never heard of iron maiden's drummer? do you know who iron maiden is?

[@jasonjenkins7825]

Many years ago when I was a broke young man and was interested in an expensive guitar I asked the shop owner if they had a payment plan. He told me "Yeah, you pay for it and take it with you."

[@kimdufek6635]

I have been there before also that's why I just drive by them or walk by them and shake my head, or they help a rich kiss ass person and ignore the poor people total joke

[@StreetPreacherr]

That's a good plan... Funny thing is that most big companies would PREFER you use a payment plan because they can get a kickback from the finance company, and/or end up charging you more that double the original purchase price of the guitar by the time you finish paying it off!

[@jameshunter185]

As a customer in a music store, I use to sometimes see what I now refer to as the "flash mob band". Usually it's a group of teenage friends stopping off at the music store on a busy Saturday afternoon. They walk around together checking out the gear they lust for. Eventually they split up. The guitar player who was quietly noodling around while plugged in, suddenly cranks it up and starts jamming on some riff. Low and behold, another friend starts playing bass along with him good and loud. On a couple occasions, the drums started in from that portion of the store. Low and behold! The band come out of the garage or basement for what might be their first live performance! lol I remember one particular "performance" where the young vocalist was singing along as loud as he could, complete with his mildly contained front man, rock star, stance and moves. Depending on the mood, sometimes this "flash mob" stuff is a bit funny. Sometimes I'm actually happy for them getting their brief bit of fun. More often it's a bit obnoxious; made obvious by a patient store employee soon busting it up by offering some assistance & feeding young egos with kind words about how they sounded. Years ago, one such local store (with the space to accommodate it) had a small stage that they'd use for demoing their PA, riser, and light gear. Due to these "flash mob" Saturday afternoon shows, they got the idea to put together a small typical band setup on the stage supplied by their used gear inventory. With a sign right there promoting it, on one particular slow day each month, they'd let people come in during the evening and play ONE song to the store. For a few years, it turned into a hugely popular event. People carrying guitar cases, drum sticks, etc, would continually filter into the place. That slow night turned busy as people breaking into the local scene would meet each another, talk shop, and listen to the varying talent. I don't know how significantly it affected store sales, but it was certainly a way to promote music in the area and encouraged some people to get out of the basement.

[@6stringstorulethemall967]

I always feel so vulnerable when trying out a new guitar at guitar stores. I can't imagine someone using it as a venue for themselves

[@Vykk_Draygo]

No joke. It's been so long since I've actually bought a new guitar, it's nerve racking just getting used to new string spacing let alone playing well. I've played the same Flying V for nigh on 20 years, so anything else is a huge adjustment. Easier for me to adjust to different acoustic guitars and basses, but it's still not a performance. I play loud enough for me and my wife to hear it well, and that's about it.

[@brutallyremastered4255]

I had a spontaneous accoustic jam with a guy I loosely knew in Denmark St London and this younger guy said "That sounds great!" I was really concentrating on playing so I completely ignored him and I felt terrible afterwards : still do, decades later.

[@markferguson3745]

They're called " narcissistic personalities" that believe that the world revolves around them.

[@ATX0705]

I'm shy just plugging in a guitar at a guitar store to try it out, much less belting something out vocally for the whole store to hear, lol.

[@darko714]

Amen.

[@trwsandford]

Just belt it out man! You might be famous for a minute!

[@ATX0705]

@@trwsandford Ha, I'm definitely good. Only good enough a singer to do it around my friends over a few brews while BBQing, lol. It is fun though!

[@RideAcrossTheRiver]

Play electric guitars for their .. playability! Don't worry about 'tone' all that much.

[@rheinhardtgrafvonthiesenha8185]

@@RideAcrossTheRivernope! A guitar is an instrument that should sound good. It’s not a platform for tricks. I’m all for dive bombs, pinch harmonics etc but they need to be done on an instrument that sounds good on its own merit. Tone is in the hands might be true but nobody is good enough to make a razor blade neck with bass frets and banjo strings and 20 something output pickups sound good. You might be a great player with great technique and that tin can your playing might make it easier to play fast on but it sounds like a 2007 Honda with rims and a big muffler. Buy your electric guitar based on how it sounds acoustically. Don’t plug it in

[@kootenaystringworks1765]

I was selling a guitar out of my house a few years ago from a locally placed ad. The guy shows up, I plug the guitar in for him and he starts to play/try it out. Next thing I know he is full on singing as loud as one can, not very well either. Just him and I in my living room while he's playing my guitar and singing, OMG. I almost lost the sale due to laughter, but managed to contain myself until he left and then my family joined me in mass laughter. Funniest music related incident ever.

[@BasementGuitarSuperstar]

This is funny

[@DavidHBurkart]

Thats awesome!

[@paulcowart3174]

LoL very cool...I put some stuff on the FB Marketplace in my area A single sale and ended up selling 9K worth of stuff I could only list two items because of being a new user and WOW....not a funny story but just goes to show you never know I had a bunch of things to sell because needing a new set of wheels but couldn't list all of them My GF freaked out when she came home LoL I left a butt load of hundreds on the dining room table Ya neva know

[@qua7771]

If he's got cash I wouldn't mind the craziness. Entertainment comes in different forms.

[@kootenaystringworks1765]

@@qua7771 It was just tough to keep a straight face. He had the cash and left with the guitar. It WAS entertaining as I still talk about it to this day. Hahaha!!!

[@MrRyanderome]

We demand a selfie in the alley of Paula Deen holding an autographed partscaster.

[@happy_0icu812]

The Paula Deen buttercream strat

[@kwyatt261]

Honestly, it would be iconic.

[@SilverTurtleZ28]

Legend...wait for it...ary

[@CitizenofMelee]

I kinda like the idea of a company uniform being: wear anything you want but you have to wear these sneakers.

[@TeensierPython]

Everyone has to wear the same green tie or something 😂

[@xxspr]

Heavy but a family member has been given days to live, for 20 minutes you gave me a break with laughs. Thanks, and keep it coming.

[@randa4382]

My mom just came out of having an emergency brain surgery last night... they found inoperable cancer... i havent said it out loud yet. I feel ya. Keep your head up.

[@xxspr]

@@randa4382 Sorry to hear that, horrible. Same mate, look after yourself. Guessing you're US, wish we were the first families to have these problems but we're not. Do try and find support lines to find someone to talk to when you're ready. A UK resource is Cancer Chat where people whos lives are touched by cancer, they're good people.

[@VidMashUp]

I have terminal cancer. Maybe this could become a sub-group of Casino Guitars. Maybe we can get a huge credit line.

[@greenwichmusic6771]

The singing bandits are always in our shop. Puts my stomach in a knot with cringy embarrassment:) They should get together and open their own chain of stores that feature singing customers who never buy anything:)

[@SomeKindOfMadman]

Lol

[@wherehouseedm]

you should tell them to go on tour. they could sing at a different guitar shop every night.

[@kevmac1230]

John Entwistle signed my first bass a 60s Vox.I wanted this one signed because I know he played them early on.He did get a kick out of it when he saw it.He was a very friendly person and I treasure this bass because he's a hero to me.

[@jenx5870]

That's worth more than all the money in the world. RIP, John. I am jealous that you were able to meet him, and get a permanent reminder of that meeting. It must have been wonderful. I adored him as a child, and still do. What a great memory to have!

[@kevmac1230]

@@jenx5870 It's a memory I'll take with me to the grave.He was a giant in every way.

[@9999plato]

Those early Vox basses had such skinny necks. My friends brother had a s16 rack tape studio and some old crappy gear and I was given this incomplete bass. I took the neck, made a simple body of Red Oak in the shape of a comma and would bring it out on gigs. No volume, no tone, all bass.Unbelievably skinny making a Jazz neck seem large in my memory.

[@kevmac1230]

@@9999plato Yes, we had pencils in 1st grade bigger.I'd bet my Vox Panther is the slimmest.It's kind of comical.One tone,one volume for one pup.But it has the Ox's signature on it making it a great bass! Also I played a Vox Phantom IV and it had a thicker but weird neck that seemed to have the same dimensions at the nut as the joint.I do however think it's very cool looking.They go for crazy money now. Fun Fact; The bassist for Paul Revere and the Raiders Phil "Fang" Volk, played one retro fitted with a P bass neck.I believe it sits in the Idaho HOF.

[@brutallyremastered4255]

I was at Sticky Fingers soon after it opened in London and heard a commotion as a bunch of guys was yelling "Bill, Bill Hey Bill Wyman! Hey!" It was John Entwistle and he looked all innocent and confused.

[@jimleininger8963]

Wait, what? If the PRS wasn't designed by Paul McCarty then why are there Wings on it?

[@philbert006]

Cause the blackbirds on the fretboard have wings so that they can fly. Duh!

[@jdb2722]

I actually thought it was and that’s why I never wanted one.

[@philbert006]

@@jdb2722 that's pretty funny. But now you know. Try one out, you will not regret it.

[@jdb2722]

@@philbert006 I have an S2 singlecut 594 these days. I have learned.

[@philbert006]

@@jdb2722 right on. I have the Paul's guitar SE. Be hard pressed to find something better for the cost. Their coil split tech is just so good.

[@electromancer2645]

In my 6 months of working retail and teaching at a guitar store, I have met no less than five different guys who claim to have developed the 5150 with Eddie Van Halen.

[@richardbuchanan5497]

Yeah, right. They didn't help Eddie develope that guitar... I did. There was this time when Eddie and I were walking down the street and... hey, it could happen!

[@trwsandford]

It must have been a group project…. And happened on your street! Lucky man!

[@matthewdenney1162]

Several years ago I was shopping for a bass. The young salesman at the national guitar chain was very helpful as I tried a lot of different basses. I finally settled on a great used American J bass. It played the best of all that I tried. Meanwhile the manager must have been tired of the kid spending time helping me and took over halfway through the transaction. He was a real ass. And seemed to be in a big hurry to get rid of me. Somehow between retrieving the case and printing my receipt He forgot to take my money. I walked out to my vehicle with one of my band mates with a fairly expensive instrument and a receipt without paying a dime. After deliberating for a minute I didn't feel right about it. I went back in and grabbed the young kid and asked if he would like to take my money since his boss was far too busy. That branch of the music "center" has since closed down. But I still chuckle when I think about it....and my good karma stayed intact. Not sure it was funny....but it is my best guitar shop story.

[@philbert006]

Should have told the kids to pocket the money. Seems to me like the manager or whoever straight up poached that kids high dollar commission.

[@picklesnips3378]

Haha hey it’s Zach! The traveling “circus” dude. My face looks even worse but that daphne blue custom shop is distracting me from my goonies monster face😂 no one else I’d rather die listening to hahaha

[@sysop007]

I went to a local guitar shop which I love and as a bassist you can always tell when there’s no bass players that work in a shop by how the new basses are set up (or not). There was a decent selection of about 15 basses (mostly fenders) and it was like they went right out of the box up on a hanger. Lapsteels, and I forgot to bring my slide. Just a tip to shops, please PLEASE do an initial set up on your basses to drop the actions. Just a little truss rod tightening makes a world of difference. Make them playable. They were all horrendously bad and if I were a new bassist I’m not sure they’d grab me and make me want to learn the instrument.

[@73challenger5031]

Right?! You would think that if they wanted to sell stuff, they would set them up as playable as possible!

[@t3hgir]

I might go to my local Guitar Center and start telling people "I know Ben Affleck"

[@sadlsore]

😂😂😂

[@timothypotter2137]

That's a country song! "Too drunk to drive, but not too drunk to screw!"

[@JoshMarzolf]

The autograph devaluing the guitar is always funny to me. I have a John Petrucci Musicman that I got a great deal on because it had been autographed by Jeff Loomis. So it sits in the guitar stand next to my non-autographed Schecter Jeff Loomis signature guitar.

[@richbriggs6053]

Love both of them, great score on the guitar. 👍

[@trwsandford]

Agreed!

[@bencrane8505]

Everyone knows that Paul Reed Smith guitars were designed by a compilation of three legendary musicians. Les Paul, Vernon Reid, and Patti Smith were all equally involved in the creation. Duh!

[@brutallyremastered4255]

And they look it. Lol

[@danielwotton5961]

As an extension on the partscaster experts,as a guitar maker I get a lot of assembler Luthiers. You know the guys that have assembled 1 or 2 partscasters, maybe going as far as routing for a humbucker who are now your kindred spirits, who will try and share their vast experience to teach me about guitar making. Nod and smile!!!

[@richardbuchanan5497]

Now that it's possible to buy cheap Chinese parts on Ebay, EVERYONE is a luthier. I took my big 18" archtop into a music store to see if I could find a case. The kid behind the counter flipped-out when he saw it, and began to give me a detailed history about the guitar, who made it, the age... on and on. When he was done I said, "Are you sure about all that because I don't think that's accurate." "Yeah, why?" "Because I built it."

[@trwsandford]

Lol! Hey! I resemble that comment! Only kinda, I took one I put together that I was particularly proud of down to a local luthier for an honest assessment of my work. It was an ES335 kit, and sorta replica of Clapton’s Red, but with a dot neck. He complimented my work, and components choice. The neck and fret work, while not perfect he was particularly pleased with. I got some pointers, and some advice on how to improve. Great day! 👍

[@SomeKindOfMadman]

Guitar Center in the 90’s, this older guy playing his heart out on a Gibson Jazz Box, while his wife watched him, sounding awesome, and I walked around; all the sales guys talking behind his back, what an idiot, he was and sounds shitty. That always stuck with me, how awful people can be.

[@sirena7116]

Young jaded angry people.

[@johnsonsjams3439]

Yep I was 11 or so in guitar center and heard an employee talking crap behind my back and it hurt like hell. Still play 15 years later but to this day don’t like playing in stores for longer than 10-15 minutes to get a feel for a guitar I’m interested in

[@VidMashUp]

I don't play a single note in stores for similar reasons. No matter how good you are, some employees will talk smack. It's like, you guys sell guitars, right? Or are you here to humiliate and discourage customers? I'm not talking about the people that have no business picking up a guitar of course.

[@waynestore67]

The spoiled rich kid in New Orleans who'd come in, grab a Les Paul and start ripping Slash licks. Then recruit other customers to jam G&R songs, and yell at them if their playing wasn't up to his high standards. He told me one day he was moving to LA to found Guns and Roses. He was very upset when I told him they already existed.

[@hunkydorian]

"Do you have something that will give my guitar more disdain?" "Oh, is that maple walnut?" "How do you build an amplifier? Do you just select the diodes for the frequency?"

[@haroldwaynejackson7880]

Your moniker and your quips made me laugh, only because they were the correct frequencies.

[@thaedleinad]

Disdain

[@mikelundquist4596]

I want one with built in extortion.

[@phukgewgle8181]

So, the other day Paul McCartney and I were hanging out, doing some casual noodling. Anyway, he told me the first guitar on earth was made out of a hollowed out pumpkin and some fishing line. There’s a rumor that Lefty Frizzell wrote Stairway to Heaven on it, but that’s unconfirmed.

[@michaeldaffern7815]

I remember that, I recorded it and took photos. 😁

[@2000SkyView]

I heard about that guitar! The neck was hand carved from a branch off the magic bean stalk and it had ivory inlays fabricated from the whale bone of Captain Ahab's prosthetic leg. However, I think the strings might have been made from the intestine of a dodo bird.

[@mikewhitfield2994]

I can confirm that story, as I was in that alley having a quicky with E.T. and Bigfoot.

[@mikelundquist4596]

It wasn't Lefty who wrote that tune, but his cousin Righty.

[@thestrum71]

This is great stuff guys! 🙂🙂 It happens the other way around too actually. When one day a person running the shop tried to make me look ridiculous in front of everyone there just cos I asked him about Mosrite guitars. "What's that kid? A motorcycle brand you idiot? We're a serious business here!!" Only to get corrrected by one of his trainees.... Ah the magic of guitar shops.... 😃😃

[@growskull]

wait till he finds out about yamaha keyboards...

[@bobrush5222]

As a newbie to the industry I died laughing because some of these are not specific to music stores but can be overheard in many retail locations. LMAO all the way to work. Thanks guys!

[@ASM881]

I have a Squire Bullet Strat signed by the onetime triangle player from Papa Roach. I figure it’s worth six figures.

[@jenx5870]

Stevie T. joined Papa Roach, and not just DragonForce?! Indeed, a good triangle player is hard to find, lol.

[@angusperry2730]

That was cool you knew who sister Rosetta Tharpe was sooo many old school guitarist have claimed her as an influence led zeppelin even re did one of her songs

[@ronnyskaar3737]

I am a customer. I hate it when I know what I am looking for but the seller thinks I am fool and wants to push something on me that they are stuck with or have a higher dividend on.

[@dylanwindemaker3198]

Love that your timid singing was wonderwall.

[@markusmcschallenburger4151]

I love the ADD moments in your videos! You guys are awesome!!

[@DK-rv5tt]

I used to go to a guitar store where the same guy would bring in his own electric guitar and jam for a long time and sometimes he'd try to get us bystanders to join in. I always wondered what the guys that worked at the store thought of these unplanned jam sessions 🤣

[@StreetPreacherr]

But then he bought an AMP right?

[@ActionGuitars57]

Hey your Leo Fender picture was really Don Randell . That's a pretty story for you. 😂

[@kawasaki2024]

He came for my guitar and bought the guitar and my car that was for sale too! I watched him drive my car away with the guitar in the back seat!

[@donaldgosling]

I worked in music retail for nearly 20 years ( In Australia ) . Every example you give is world wide . Love the videos !

[@charlieyates5668]

This happened in a pawn shop, but you probably get this in your shop: Customer wants to try out a guitar, so they plug it in and then turn on the amp without bothering to check the volume knobs first or mute the strings, so of course out comes this noise that sounds like Hendrix getting hit by a dump truck. Luckily, I had the presence of mind to shout "Rock and Roll" as soon as they got it under control, to spare them any embarrassment..

[@shakeandbreak2938]

Big ups on The Amazing Stories discussion. That was one of my favorite and most memorable episode.

[@naluczak]

love the honesty on this channel lol

[@BasementGuitarSuperstar]

Videos like this are why I love you guys! Lol

[@Pead929]

Every Casino Guitars video gives me something else to add to the checklist of a visit

[@MrSmiley1964]

Partscasters!! I'm building one right now I've been doing it for 5 years, I've changed my mind several times on what I want to do with it, but it will deff be a strat with either a maple or Rosewood neck. Paula Dean approved. BTW I have about $1500 invested in a $500 guitar so far.

[@trwsandford]

It is still worth it man!

[@addicted2tone349]

I love when I’m kinda jamming and then others come in and join me and we have this impromptu jam session..

[@haroldwaynejackson7880]

Then a store staffer comes around and ruins the moment.

[@bratasaurus2222]

i have worn a hole in the carpet rolling on the floor laughing for 11 days at the " magical alley" part

[@johnwatson622]

Did not happen to me but a guy I went to school with now owns a well known vintage guitar store in Cincinnati. He noticed a guy showing a lot of interest in a guitar modeled after 1 Peter Frampton supposedly played. He was telling the guy that it's a great playing guitar and a great buy the only problem is Peter Frampton never owned one. The guy was pretty adamant about the fact that he did but Mike is very knowledgeable and just kind of blew the guy off. Later he met the guy at another event and at that point realized that it was in fact Peter Frampton. So he says he learned that no matter how much you know about guitars you can always learn more. Because I'm pretty sure Frampton was correct on this one.

[@trwsandford]

I have a soft spot for parts casters. And you’re right, some are really quite good! People dump their hearts and souls into these things. Not everyone knows what the hell they are doing though.. lol! If you are building one for yourself, knock yourself out. It’s a lot of fun! Hell, buy a kit! There is a lot of satisfaction in doing one, and a lot of pride in playing something you made. Don’t expect anyone else to place any value on it though!

[@trwsandford]

If I ever come visit, I’ll bring one of my better parts-casters ,do some name drops, and sing some songs! 🤓🤣👍. I enjoyed this

[@VidMashUp]

"for yourself" is the key here. Problem is most people think that the sentimental value that the parts caster holds for them is something that equals a dollar value.

[@_rafael_b]

Hey guys. I can certainly relate to all of these stories. I worked at a pretty high profile place in Florida and have experienced all of what you talk about here and like you, much more. Something you didn't mention are the non player parents who bring their small children in and let them run wild. We had a few of those and it was the most stressful thing that could possibly happen. I/we would politely ask if they could get their kids to be more careful. More than a few would turn around and ask "oh what's the big deal, aren't these are just floor models?" as if we were Rooms 2 Go. 😑

[@richbriggs6053]

Excuse me how much limit does your credit card have? 😳

[@TheGreatGadfly]

Yeah, kids are the worst! They have no business exploring.

[@a-nus]

@@TheGreatGadfly They have no buisness in a high end guitar store, no.

[@richardbuchanan5497]

I asked to play a floor model that I had heard good things about. Back then I was more broke than a commission only salesman at Radio Shack, but I was buying if the floor model lived up to the hype. It didn't. It was a Citation. Could you imagine a kid knocking over a Citation? They would have to empty her credit card, then sign over her car just for the down-payment.

[@wherehouseedm]

haha, yeah floor models. just like they have at car dealerships.

[@Gottaloveguitars427]

My dream is to drive up to you’re shop (from Canada) with a wad of cash and just be like “pick a guitar for me oh great masters”. Literally you guys are the best thing in the internet…much love ❤

[@michaelclark4043]

I'm glad you mentioned Mosrite guitars. Like ALL guitars in general but the Mosrite is my no.1 weapon of choice because not only does it have an incredibly awesome classic sound but looks darn sexy TO BOOT. To me it has to look right AND sound right too. The Mosrite fits that bill PERFECTLY ! As does the Fender Stratocaster Jazzmastet and Jaguar.

[@csnide6702]

I like Mosrites because of The Ventures. We were just kids leaning to play and didn't have a PA (or anyone who WANTED to be the singer) so we just did instrumentals . We decided to copy The Ventures . "windy and warm" was the first tune in our set for YEARS.

[@mikewhitfield2994]

Mosrites are awesome but too expensive for me. But I do love the Ventures sound and have a couple Japanese guitars with the look.

[@9999plato]

I had a Mosrite copy by Univox as my first guitar and it played great but I could not appreciate it because I always thought the guitar was a mistake because the longer horn was on the bottom. I was 15 at the time. Duh.

[@Louis_Velliotes]

You guys have mentioned the Partscasters a few times recently, and I am compelled to chime in. I took a Jimmy Vaughan strat and essentially made 2 patscasters out of it by adding other parts. I have 3 extra bodies now from my experimentation over the past couple years or so. Conclusion, while both are good, maybe very good, they are not quite as good as my 94 AVRI 52 Tele or my 2001 AVRI 62 Strat. So basically I agree with you guys on this whole partscaster thing!

[@Louis_Velliotes]

@Jill D Kuice with these I built them to play them, and got the Jimmy signature for the price of a squire bullet, so no money lost.

[@trwsandford]

Lol! I’ve never even considered the value of a guitar, and have never sold one. I’ve built a few, some are better than others.

[@royguidry1311]

So you guys are all kinda right except we all know from Ozzy's autobiography that the song was originally named Stairway to Holloween, and was about buying candy. But where candy is bad for you, they decided to change the name and make it about drugs so it would be acceptable.

[@ryangunwitch-black]

Those must be some killer tires to change the car. Lol 😊

[@user-tz2zz5ij1s]

Might be controversial but the “I have a strat, the maple neck makes it just too bright for me, I’m looking for something with a rosewood neck” person.

[@brandino2325]

as a 20 year old building their first partscaster, this was humbling LOL i’ve spent the year or so researching so I don’t end up like those in the video 😂

[@trwsandford]

Just take your time. You can do this.

[@brutallyremastered4255]

That's so funny. At 03:00 I was imagining someone singing "Maybeee, gonna be the one that saves..."

[@playalot86]

Oooooooooooo, that matching sneakers joke… 😂 Heaven’s Gate anyone? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Had me rolling!!!

[@johnnystevens6116]

We have a few others... "Monopolizer," who has a lot of questions, and needs a lot of help, only to buy a pack of strings and walkout. One type I love, is "The Old Guy Who Used To Play A Lot Locally." They have the best stories. I had one of those guys change my entire approach to guitar. He said, "Don't practice til you get it right. Practice til you can't get it wrong." Mind-blowing, at the time. Muscle memory plus heart. Talk to them, they know things.

[@philipbrister]

How bout this one “My pedal board is finally done!”

[@kowalguitarlife9119]

loved this one boys THANKS

[@gabejimenez319]

I used to work as a Sales Engineer for a great company, that we'll call CandyHydro, and after having a great conversation with a customer, he decided on buying this exquisite Memphis-made 335. I called him a few weeks later to see how everything was going and he proceeds to send me awkward photos of him and this guitar. I got a picture of him shirtless with it, a picture of his wife holding it provocatively and even a family photo with it as a centerpiece. That was the oddest sale I ever had.

[@VidMashUp]

Did he send one of them sliding the guitar neck between his wife's boobs? That would be cool.

[@formula73]

HA!!! I remember those shows! It was actually the B-17 ball turret. Cool flashback.

[@hunkydorian]

Then there were the guys who had an electric guitar, and cut the plug off one end of the cable and installed an ac plug. Which of course they plugged into the wall.

[@pohldriver]

That bomber one was from Amazing Stories!? I remember that vividly and always wondered where that was from. It was probably its original 1985 airing that I saw, which would have made me 3 at the time. The title of that episode was Mission, and featured Kevin Costner. That was a B-17, which I believe was the plane that the belly gunner was in for the entirety of the mission because the only way in or out was from outside the plane. A collapsed gear was a death sentence. Thanks for putting an end to a 37 year old mystery for me!

[@jpelphrey91]

We need to see Baxter doing a demo video of an autographed autoharp now.

[@matthewotremba9230]

Now run a rehearsal studio You truly learn how to "Laugh Inside"

[@rodfather_bass_fishing]

I just bought my first guitar in January of this year. I did my due diligence to research exactly what I wanted, had narrowed it down to a few different choices. I was living on the Texas coast at that time, and so my choices for guitar stores in the area were limited. But I did go into one store, (I won't say their name, but it rhymes with cigar vendor) and I started looking around at their inventory. Not a big store, I think they had about 18-20 used guitars on the wall at that time. But the kid who came up to help me was clueless. In retrospect, it had to be his first 2 or 3 days on the job... it had to! I can't remember all the things that I thought he should know and did not, but at some point when I started explaining some basic things to him (like "this one has smoother fret ends than this one") I realized that he really had nothing to offer me in the way of looking for my first guitar. I eventually found a very nice, fairly new, but slightly used PRS SE custom 24 online by a private party and actually got what I consider to be a very fair deal. I went back to that store about a month later to get a small practice amp, an amp cord, some picks, a tuner, etc... and guess who helped me? And guess who was still just as clueless about everything in his store?

[@bripslag]

Used PRS SE models are great bang for the buck. I have several and gig with them all the time. Ya did good. 👍

[@trwsandford]

Agreed! The SE is best money for value and used, great choice. Any slight problems can be sorted by a competent tech.

[@prestonhoffmanmusic]

1,000th like right here! Funny video! Loved it!

[@HolyWater101]

Good episode! The ally lol!

[@R.L.Humpert]

I love these videos!

[@mars6433]

I had a customer ask for a set of Fender 150R because he thought the Fender 150L was for left-handed guitars. I didn't laugh and explained the difference.

[@Paul-D]

As a sole guitar trader, i cant tell you how many funny stories i have of driving round the country picking up guitars. Some genuinely sad, some outright funny af 😅

[@dudley509]

Kevin Costner was the pilot in that Amazing stories episode

[@glenbateman5960]

"...very often..." That's classic🤣

[@James-hi5ji]

Funny stuff. I agree that Leo Fender was not a lion tamer. 😉 But you quickly flashed a pic of Don Randall who was head of sales at Fender.

[@johnbriggs3916]

And just as important as Leo to the company (they actually had two companies: manufacturing and sales.) He was the one who came up with the names for the equipment.

[@dudley509]

Got my Casino hoodie on I'm ready to be entertained. 👍

[@ryangunwitch-black]

One of my local shops has a very cool red tele with a Waylon Jennings sticker and Marty Stuart's autograph on the front in silver. I want it so bad. Sure, it plays beautifully but that silver sharpie work by Marty Stuart is the kicker for me.

[@joemarine2140]

Heavens gate cult had matching sneakers and that ended well!

[@RyansCustomShopandGearOutlet]

My observation over the last 35 years of frequenting guitar shops: Just because someone works at a guitar shop, it doesn't mean they are a subject matter expert. I've had plenty of laughs at the stuff salespeople say to try to get a sale.

[@danielleelizabeth9417]

True

[@Aartist1]

I had a guitar store owner, that I knew belt out an Eagles song at the top of his lungs. I, at that moment, realized that I would not try to do that at the age of my own vocal cord’s. He was trying to sell me an acoustic guitar and I left a bit embarrassed by this outburst.

[@davidR5599]

I’m just amazed that stray cats come walking in to the shop. Especially ones that work at a circus.

[@kolchak3578]

Now I need to see this alley. Please show it in a future vid.

[@guitar_gnome]

Oh no! I'm a partscaster ranger. I find soldering the guts to be soothing and an anti-anxiety activity. My local Sam Ash gets some business for the final setups.

[@trwsandford]

You have hacked the process! After building a few, I’m getting to where I’m pretty good at doing setups. I did a set up for the neighbors kid, he had a Squire bullet that was almost unplayable. And he was trying to learn. I spent a few hours sorting out the neck and the frets.. adjusted the pickup heights to match a standard I’ve been playing for years. Gotta say, some of my best work. There really was a decent guitar hiding in there!

[@donaldgosling]

At the shop I worked at here in Australia we had a couple of 'stages ' set up for displaying gear like a live set up . Drums, amps, guitars, keys , mics, P.A. etc . Randomly we would get up, jam a song, then go back to working the floor . We used them for clinics etc . Customers would be entertained and so would we . Occasionally one of the staff would do demos of new gear for everyone there.

[@indiedavecomix3882]

Y'all should do a show about the song that replaces "Stairway" as the verboten song to play at the shop. I would think "Wonderwall" must be getting maddening to hear. 🤣

[@johnbolton3542]

The person who has better then what ever you have. Or has everything. Or the non player giving advice or criticism

[@davedavid7061]

Trogley

[@jimcarter6669]

BTW, I love going to Casino, they have great stuff their, and the guys are very helpful. And they stand behind their work. Great place.

[@Trikisixx]

"I don't know why they call this stuff hamburger helper. It does just fine by itself" love me some cousin Eddie

[@kcsvantasticvoyages9729]

Lol, alley cam could make you all rockstars

[@doknox]

I've made some pretty sick parts guitars. Also built some bodys myself that turned out to be pretty sick parts guitars too. I'd never try to sell them at a guitar shop though. Lol.

[@kitano0]

The Amazing Stories ep that Baxter is referring to starred Kevin Costner and Kiefer Sutherland "The Mission"...practically the only ep I remembered.

[@216trixie]

I started cracking up at the thought of Paula Deen on an autoharp.

[@dinosaursr]

Great episode guys. I’m tempted to insert typos so I don’t get exterminated. I used to work at a motorcycle shop in Montreal East. A prostitute that was always dressed in pink with a pink umbrella, rain or shine would circle the block all the time and disappear for a bit and then reappear as business transactions were fulfilled.

[@richbriggs6053]

Forgot the guitar shop I'm heading to the alley where the action is. 😄

[@hhhjjko1597]

☝️☝️ Congratulations.. You have been selected 📦📦📦!

[@steveswindler2189]

Elder sex in the back alley.... that's the best story. Really enjoy you folks. You're awesome. Have a great weekend.

[@mitchellstrauss5117]

amusing... love back stories...

[@MegaMixking]

Imagine seeing these two guys at your shop - now that’s funny

[@cineM4RL]

My favorite part of the episode was the creepy pasta recap. You guys should do goosebumps reviews

[@johnsonsjams3439]

I built a partscaster years ago but I remember when I was building it after it was all put together it took me MONTHS of work to get it right, touching every detail and pulling different measurements off American standards. After everything was done and too much money was spent it was finally where it needed to be and I could’ve just bought an American standard and put Texas specials in it lmao

[@captainsnarky6949]

Crazy… I woke up this morning and thought about that old Amazing Stories episode with the gunner trapped in the turret. He was an artist, picked up his sketch pad, drew a cartoony landing gear and wished it into being to replace the one that was either shot off or jammed shut. He made it real, the plane landed and they rescued him. When they slapped the delirium out of him, the imaginary gear disappeared and the plane collapsed on the tarmac. Early 80s TV 👍🏻

[@wherehouseedm]

I was in a guitar shop one day, and a young man had taken his date to the acoustic room to watch him play one of the guitars. and she kept asking him questions, about this or that, until finally he goes "I'm trying to show you this song I wrote!" and she was like "oohhh, ok, that is a beautiful song let me hear the whole thing!" her tone was very patronizing, she was obviously bored by the whole thing. he was so embarrassed, that he started the song over for the 6th time, and after about 1 bar just put the guitar down and left.

[@royguidry1311]

Funny as hell. When passion meets reality.

[@Paul_Lenard_Ewing]

I worked in a store where we got in something new , The Mesa Boogie. At the time it was the only amp that had a switchable clean to dirty channel. Add to that any other amp only got anything close to dirt without being dimed. It was also twice the money the average guy bought even if he was pro. So a guy came in wanting an amp that gave him a dirt sound who had no idea it was not a normal feature of all amps. Anyhow with more than a bit of persuasion I sold him the top of the line Boogie. A week late he came back bringing the amp and said it didn't have enough distortion. I could see my boss cringing that this guy was wanting to return it but left and went back to his office. A half hour later he came back out and asked where did I put the Boogie. I told him the guy took it home and then showed him a receipt for a Big Muff, lol.

[@Allguitarinfo]

So your life a used car salesman. Instead of doing the right thing and selling the guy what he could use for his skill level he talked him into buying a high dollar amplifier Way Beyond his capabilities just wrong

[@Crabfather]

@@Allguitarinfo those are the guys you don't want in a music shop. As time goes by and that customer learns, he will realise he got fleeced. He won't go back, and will tell others. I'm sorry for him that he got ripped blind.