Cassetteboy vs David Cameron - Gettin' Piggy With It

Thanks Dave.
Lyrics:
Today I want to talk
About me and pork.
I get a kick out
of getting my dick out
So let no one doubt
It's going in a pig's mouth.
As I said,
I'm gonna get me some head
From a pig who's dead
This is big
I'm gonna stick my dick
In a pig.
Gettin' piggy with it.

[@GreatConman]

David Hameron really needs someone to step in and save his bacon on this one

[@emperorcaesarandyvsrex]

+Great Conman BOO

[@louistristram968]

+Great Conman He'll need a rotisserie to spin this one.

[@Useful.]

+Great Conman these reddit-esque comments accelerate my cancer

[@hypnodelica]

+Great Conman He might end up getting the chop if he deals with this in a ham-fisted way...

[@Useful.]

Illustrious Nobody I didn't have cancer before Conman wrote that comment

[@JimSterling]

God bless you.

[@georgesmith8209]

+Jim Sterling JIM FUCKING STERLING SON APPROVES

[@corporalcallosum2222]

This is fucking brilliant right?!

[@tubzy5626]

+Jim Sterling Humour that only comes from good old Britainshire!

[@ClansmenUchiha]

today we thank God not only for Jim sterling, but also for cassetteboy

[@Thebossstage1]

Wow I'm a big fan of your channel

[@LocalMemeFarmer]

I cannot fucking believe this man is coming back to politics as foreign secretary

[@Afrohare]

I can. By no means should he, but I'm not one bit surprised he is. What did you expect - the Tories to grow spines overnight? Roaches and maggots can't exactly do that.

[@blobbem]

Amazing. Surprised at how well this is despite how quick it came out.

[@efgwrgergeg]

+blobbem a little too quick...

[@PhilipWester]

+blobbem: Plot twist: This is all a well-planned stunt featuring several players, including Ashcroft and cassetteboy.

[@buzzkillington3354]

Philip Wester don't forget the pigs mouth he was on on it

[@morganchristian5535]

+Philip “Yuna” Wester I thought I was the only one who thought that. #IlluminatiConfirmed ?

[@FruntIine]

+Habika Sean Spamming viruses eh? ;)

[@bobbyb9258]

"ram the ham" Cam

[@DFandV]

lol brilliant

[@guitarreilly]

oh here we go......

[@solodemon9983]

This man is running my country. -.-

[@mrwideboy]

+Beamkatana Blazerose its already been fucked By brown spending without control. the twat

[@solodemon9983]

I thought it started with Tony Blair. "We have found weapons!" Me: "Okay, that sounds fake but okay."

[@quincy8557]

+mrwideboy Would it amaze you to know that in the past 5 years the Conservative Government spent more than Labour did in 12? Do facts matter to you ?

[@solodemon9983]

It's obvious that they don't support who needs help the most. Poor person: I need money. Conservative: Lazy. Get a job. Poor person: I have a job but it pays poorly. The minimum wage needs to be raised. Conservative: Lazy. Go to university. Poor person: I went to university but now I'm in dept. I can only get an internship but they don't pay. Conservative: Lazy. Poor person: What should I have done then? Conservative: Be born rich.

[@FalconChurch13]

+Beamkatana Blazerose If you graduate university and can only land an unpaid intern ship you obviously did something completely wrong. Unpaid internships are extremely rare or non existent.

[@kiandymundi]

You work fast! RESPECT.

[@kishurocks]

OMG KIYANDY YOU'RE AMAZING

[@failarmy]

This, on repeat.

[@lolwtf5492]

Hello

[@torbaman4755]

I love how a fail army comment gets hardly any likes here.👌

[@crashboxnat545]

FailArmy approves!!!

[@jakempenney]

Big up fail army hahaha

[@viliussmproductions]

It's like that episode of Black Mirror.

[@sameoldsatellite]

Beat me by 18 minutes.

[@PianoFish]

+Williamz Charlie Brooker is more than a little unnerved.

[@whatrhymeswithrosie]

+Death By Exile I mean Charlie Brooker already mentioned this last night, so it's not really him that beat you ;-)

[@sameoldsatellite]

+Rosie Huzzard Ah, fair 'nuff.

[@BlueSwitch107]

+Williamz Seems like this Prime Minister enjoys the act though.

[@ayoopdog]

Now Corbyn will not be the only one criticized for loving Hamass.

[@emergencybanana8429]

Lmao that was golden

[@antonioscendrategattico2302]

I spewed a lung and both kidneys

[@chelseahopeengland]

Cameron gettin' jiggy with some piggy. (If there is photographic proof this happened I hope I never see it, no amount of bleach would cleanse my eyes.)

[@concon09090]

I would keep it, and send it to him on Twitter every day of every month of every year...

[@PersistentFury]

+concon09090 AMEN

[@Asaclubs96]

+concon09090 Be sure to send thousands of copies in the mail. Maybe get some nice moonpig cards done.

[@Holzider]

+concon09090 tempora is a thing and encrypting is illegal in the uk so that would be pretty hard.

[@michellechurchland4213]

+Chelsea England I know ,it's just yuck> There's always been something really creepy about Cameron. I can't bear to really think about this as it is a bit sick. What sort of a man(?) is he. There's gotta be something psychologically very wrong there, and yet he's the PM. Mind you- Ted Heath. Need I say more?

[@nicotinevaliumvicadinmarij616]

Who’s here after his return to cabinet?

[@casey6556]

Yep; hi! Glad I’m not alone … much like Hameron when he enjoyed that ham head

[@eyg24]

You missed a classic. "Gonna shove my log... in a hog."

[@casey6556]

The moment I heard about Davey’s appointment as Foreign Secretary I had to come here

[@paulwhite2162]

This masterpiece is due a second run

[@TheEpitome44]

That was quick!!

[@lozman67]

+Sam Wolff That's what the pig said.

[@KyleAButler]

+Sam Wolff I bet they know all of his speeches back to front by now. Poor guys.

[@viz0rgaming503]

+Sam Wolff Totally. Have to rate that response time.

[@chickensoupforthetroll1195]

+Sam Wolff Laughing at all the Scottish people gloating about "piggate". Do they not realise that David Cameron also shafted them too in the Independence Referendum. hahahaha #EnglandBeatsScotland #WestminsterWins #Don'tCry

[@bujfvjg7222]

+Sam Wolff David - I said the same thing after the pig, and will say the same again when his time comes... +ChickenSoupForTheTroll - Do you really think we don't know that? The vote was rigged! I still haven't met anyone who actually voted 'No'. And, to be honest, you guys just sit and put up with it, put up with these scum fucks who do nothing to represent the people they are supposed to represent, they just sit about, or even sleep (haa pun!) about in parliament making the rich - richer and the poor - poorer, while piling inhumane laws onto us, like Drugs being illegal....like that PIG fuck had, or will ever have the god-dam right to tell anyone what to put in their own body.... At least Scotland has been trying for independence for hundreds of years, you English and Welsh should have started a COMPLETE revolution to RID your country of these low-life's. Read about the French revolution, something similar to this is required to get this country back to its people. I wonder what parliament would be like these days if Guy Fawks had succeeded.

[@smith9808]

After asking David Cameron for his autograph, he asked me if I had a "pen" he could borrow. Fuck, he's really into it, isn't he!

[@benmarsden3341]

Has this become anyone else's favorite song? Especially loving the "I'm gonna get me..." part where it looks like he's dancing

[@DavidLamb123]

Wham bang, thank you ham

[@pathurleyuk]

+David Lamb YES

[@DFandV]

+paddyfields123 Ram the Ham from David Cam

[@ayoopdog]

+David Lamb WAM BAM, FUCK THIS HAM. WAM BAM, HAM BLOWS CAM. WAM BAM THANK YOU DAVID LAMB.

[@ratherryan]

As David Cameron probably once said, I'm impressed with how quickly you got that up.

[@jpeteranna]

+Ryan Peteranna (RatherRyan) ahaha "probably" :P

[@thesekininja]

+Ryan Peteranna (RatherRyan) Once? He's so revolting he probably says it every time

[@whiskizyo2067]

if you watch real closely, you can see this is edited. Im pretty sure.

[@majorhippo2772]

+Whiskiz Yo No actually...i think...if you look really closely...THATS PRESIDENT PUTIN UNDER THAT MASK!!! scoobiedooobyyydoooooooo!!!!!!

[@jimmyjackson7157]

+Majority Hippo Putin: If it wasnt for you meddling capitalists i would have gotten away with it!

[@rednovember2205]

+Jimmy Jackson HA!

[@sarahkennedy9426]

+Whiskiz Yo Yep, you can tell by the pixels

[@tabe3263]

yea no shit

[@combatking0]

Cassetteboy - giving you the politics that really matter.

[@Sandra-Le-Vett]

This needs to go viral..😆

[@MindStrider34]

+Sandra Le Vett it already has

[@Sandra-Le-Vett]

Lol..I know (now) ..ok then, even more viral.. 😁

[@Smithy250]

+Sandra Le Vett it's literally everywhere on the internet Cameron is fucked, Just like that pig...

[@Smithy250]

+Sandra Le Vett what about gammeron 😉😉

[@Sandra-Le-Vett]

+TheStuntdude12 😂 Very good..!

[@Happin3ess]

At least 7 years later. I will repeat those words of David Cameron. Securing. A. Better. Future.

[@DanielWhit]

Words can not describe how brilliant this is.

[@Jacy2244]

God you're quick...

[@michaeltarpey4217]

That's what the pig said

[@cjeam9199]

+Michael Tarpey It's not funny when the guy up there already said it

[@warpedmotion8027]

Michael Tarpey you Fucking legend

[@Mr.Ford3350]

Today can't possibly get any better.

[@superhund14]

I feel complete as a human being now. Everything that happens after this is just a bonus.

[@righthandofdoom77]

Words can't describe how much I love this. Cassetteboy for PM!

[@TheWestAnglian]

just loop it 50 times and it will become #1 on the uk charts in no time

[@Xtra_Spicy_Olive-Oil]

anyone else suddenly remember this and jamming through the quarantine with it?

[@Happin3ess]

Yes. A domino and rolling snowball effect. The UK just bent over and let covid in. Cameron destroyed parliament overnight. We had the mess of Theresa May and Corbyn in the Brexit Parliament. An absolute noisy and obnoxious unprofessional mess. A split country an unorganised country. No one was ready or prepared for covid. If the UK was organised at this point - there would of been less impact. The UK is still reeling from the economic effects of Lockdown and the virus.

[@EpicSlug]

This video still brings a tremendous amount of joy into my life.

[@DavidAndrewsPEC]

Utter fucking brilliance!

[@63M1N1]

finding this in my subscriptions is like finding 20 bucks on the street. more pls

[@RichardReadey]

To make something put together so well so fast takes serious skill! Fair play!

[@Happin3ess]

Securing a better future. From 2016 to 2022 its derailed greatly.

[@jordancrabb3591]

"That'll do, pig. That'll do."

[@MatthewCharmanadventures]

He's baaaaaack, hide your dead pigs!

[@thelongroad9750]

I would give a pound for every time someone brings up pig or pork in the next PMQ's Is there a way we can get them to talk about the pork industry?

[@KGS922]

+The Long Night Get ''Claire'' or ''Stephen'' to send an email to JC...Lol

[@Bedfordshireman]

I would pay thousands to see that.

[@mr__daly]

+The Long Night Pigs will fly before that happens............. oh, er.....

[@thelongroad9750]

+E D Daly Brings a whole new meaning to the expression "Tory Pig".

[@bencurry5295]

+The Long Night Cameron done the same to the pig as he's done to our country.

[@johnwainwright4265]

Arguably the best thing i've ever seen on the internet, ever. This is why the World Wide Web was created, genius.

[@jacklacy3294]

Good ole cassetteboy doing what he does best 😂

[@SniffMyDeadwax]

Heard the original in the shop tonight am I start singing this. 😂

[@killerkan666online]

Inb4 I see this all over Facebook with 8x the views on the original video

[@Kie77]

Great work - that was quick!

[@0ceanicify]

The news has gotten to be such a boar.

[@segafox]

Absolutely brilliant. Watching this fiasco from abroad (ex-Pat), forwarded this vid to my mum who's still in the UK. I know she'll have a giggle too.

[@RWoody1995]

"What does the pig say?" ("leave me alone david cameron!")

[@LED1512]

This is easily the greatest thing ever in the history of mankind. Oink.

[@toddlerdurden7331]

The piggy fiddler is back...

[@dannyoman7219]

i can't stop crying with choking laughter if I can't breathe soon i may pass out this is GENIUS

[@Schiavonas]

Great stuff, Do "Don't go bacon my heart" next :D

[@TrekPraxis]

Last week our Lecturer played this in a "The Musical" Seminar. It had nothing to do with the module, or the Drama course in general. I think he just loved this song

[@deadaces7949]

Holy shit dude, that made me cry! Getting piggy wid it :P

[@CoWinkKeyDinkInc]

When I first heard of this pig story, I knew you guys were going to make a video about it!

[@bobsternolan]

Now...How do I set this as my ringtone.

[@cameronirvine323]

A cassetboy video appearing in my sub box is such a delight!

[@londontolosangeles12]

This is the greatest thing I've ever seen

[@3v4n52]

Well well, this was quick. Hats off to you sir.

[@godisdead34]

still a better love story than Twilight.

[@combatking0]

Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "Pigs in blankets"...

[@OptimusSledge]

Amazing to think he engineered the whole "brexit" thing just to try and get people to forget about this.

[@mrtckane]

You are a god among men. Thank you for the best wheeze i've had in ages.

[@AndySmith606]

And you thought Miliband was bad lol

[@DFandV]

No wonder Ed was choking on his bacon sandwich lol. I'm glad I don't eat ham or voted Cameron.

[@kiteracer95]

wow this guy works quickly. It can't have been a few hours from when the pig story to broke to this being uploaded

[@CalumMcSwiggan]

Amazed at how quickly you reacted and put this together - well done!

[@henrysgigs1]

Almost a quarter of a million hits in one day

[@88omair]

Ever since Russell Brand said Cameron looks like an egg with a face drawn on, I can't unsee it.

[@PaulJohn204]

An instant classic. This will have a million views by the end of the day.

[@purple-monkey-dishwasher]

And the Lord said "stick not thine phallus into the porcine head for that is fucked up fam."

[@sallyjaynehall]

Gawd bless you Cassette Boy!

[@alanosborn288]

Happy Independence day Uk!

[@smith9808]

There is quite a good chance Dave will see this I hope this goes viral big time haha

[@marktaylor6491]

So I take it that we all know the reason why Ed was so unsure about that bacon sandwich.......

[@NickElliottuk]

Cassetteboy, your genius knows no bounds.

[@WiggysanWiggysan]

36 seconds of pure internet *GOLD* !

[@Happin3ess]

Repeat - Securing A Better Future.

[@bakerXderek]

Time to order a Baconator at Wendys

[@WetFishDuff]

Crackling video, what a streak of genius.

[@jaspertandy]

I mean there's no way this could be any better is there?

[@usama9022]

And to think this man is running our country... :(

[@AbstraktZ]

If Corbyn is not elected on 2020 I will loose all hope for redemption for this country.

[@michaelcastro6731]

Sick! Had me in stitches. Getting piggy with it.

[@raverdeath100]

ok, Jim Sterling just said this. what the hell have i missed?

[@emperorcaesarandyvsrex]

+raverdeath100 David Cameron shoving his dick into a pigs head.

[@raverdeath100]

+Andrew Daniels did a quick search... i dunno, you play Fallout for a few days and this fucking happens.

[@thelongroad9750]

+raverdeath100 You broke my laugh bone!

[@Samprasnadal]

To avoid the press Cameron spent the evening in his favourite pub The Hogshead.

[@albertuk83]

You have got to release this as an actual song so would reach no.1

[@margaretstephens6649]

The worst thing is not being surprised by this story.

[@Thunderf00t]

So much WIN!

[@DieterRust]

Once again, beautiful work.

[@davejones4740]

Building an upper class future for the upper class. Keep building the parasite supermarkets Cameron... we don't need any local money in our towns or villages. What govmnt would let the supermarkets run riot sucking the local money from every area of this once great country. No wonder kids don't have any future supermarkets are diversifying into every trade now...

[@saintjenova]

+Dave Jones Sounds familiar, greetings from America...

[@davejones4740]

Gnomercy What was once the locals area for making money is now owned by the Bank investors & the snooty classes who have never lifted a finger in their lives. Reclaim your areas and support your local community reap from your own area.Every food in the junk food supermarkets has been carefully modified with either a sugar or a salt ingredient to make people have a bliss point food addiction. People exploited through TV commercials...brainwashing the everyday folk. Look at the state of children health obesity spots on their livers from sugar...it's all about exploiting the masses and squeezing every penny out of them.

[@davidmcginness6718]

We have this guy for another 5 years....

[@Chris_miller192]

Is this a Black Mirror reference? :P

[@lucyrisst6415]

surprisingly not, its real, check out #piggate on twitter. so many puns lmao

[@17millionfckoffs97]

*Love it* 😍 🐷 *February 2019!* 👍🏼

[@goldfinga786able]

I wonder what he does to his wife

[@jondee442]

+Goldfinga Sliverfinga Porks her?

[@LoathingEditor]

+Goldfinga Sliverfinga Serves her hot pork.

[@goldfinga786able]

I love to gave it to her

[@adekenyon]

Brilliant... just wish it was longer...

[@Hartmansgrad]

This didn't take long

[@Fletch360PS]

Just Brilliant guys BRAVO !!!

[@GaryBarker-cartoonist]

Wot - only 100 Tories on KZbin?

[@ladymelisandre975]

+Gary Barker The rest of the Tories get their servants to press the keys for them.

[@daveyb121]

god damn youre a hero for making these videos

[@chrisholland7367]

nothing is going to save your bacon now

[@beckk8863]

The best thing I've ever seen. Never going to tire of #piggate