If you watch this at work, one of you will get fired. Follow us twits: / cassetteboy
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@iguiste239 жыл бұрын
Don't ever underestimate me. I have a B in GCSE French, I know the words to candle in the wind, I won an egg and spoon race once.
@user-hi4sm3ig5j8 жыл бұрын
I'm so close to a B in French. Not that I'm actually going to be successful at anything in my life.
@cookiee450077 жыл бұрын
Isaac Guiste ад ждет тебя
@starry_ser7 жыл бұрын
iM3GTR i currently have an A in French. Don't underestimate me! *flips hair
@ZinedinePrime7 жыл бұрын
This video is Gold 😂😂😂
@OofOuch5 жыл бұрын
Oh shit, you should be in harvard
@OfficialFBI3 жыл бұрын
This is 11 years old and I still find myself coming back to it
@Dude00002 жыл бұрын
Sums up the FBI pretty well in the age of the internet.
@Fahrenheit-xf6cd Жыл бұрын
Me too! I have introduced new people to it.
@nalongbottom81 Жыл бұрын
Long before AI/ChatGPT being used now for audio Mashups.. CassetteBoy.. amazing effort and talent. :)
@alext38119 ай бұрын
Almost got me. YT would give the offiical @ fbi (because you don't @ somebody randomly, much less an org/ govt agency), to the acutall FBI.
@RegiyThornton8 ай бұрын
When KZbin was all about funny stuff and no one had a clue
@cadencegant32018 жыл бұрын
"These days, Sir Alan is worth more than eight pounds" Stop I can only laugh so much
@rhyswatkins75458 жыл бұрын
And he recently sold computer giant Amstrad from the back of a van.
@tyronedatmandome22957 жыл бұрын
I wonder how many kids are still in that van.
@wclifton968gameplaystutorials7 жыл бұрын
but was it a white van like the one Vikkstar 123 uses to pickup children to put in his basement...
@wclifton968gameplaystutorials7 жыл бұрын
***** lol
@CockneyRebel19796 жыл бұрын
It's the truth though. He IS worth more than eight pounds. A lot bloody more! Ha-ha!
@Felix-el2cw8 жыл бұрын
"In your CV what's the first thing you wrote" "I eat in a lot of italian restaurants" XD, I just died
@user-hi4sm3ig5j8 жыл бұрын
I won an egg and spoon race once.
@thomashaigh60984 жыл бұрын
Congratulations
@Labuenavidasurf5 ай бұрын
Here in 2024 😂
@adamcole46232 ай бұрын
Me too. 14 years and counting!
@troo_story2 ай бұрын
@@adamcole4623same same.
@BastiPROTON8 жыл бұрын
"would you like to kiss me? Yes or no?" "No!" "Not no, yes."
@Cwmbran19848 жыл бұрын
"Do you want to kissy kissy my mouth, yes or no?" 😂😂😂😂
@antzooma10 жыл бұрын
The Cuban jail line had me on the floor ahahaha
@BossySwan2 жыл бұрын
*bloody*
@sirrh98122 жыл бұрын
Bleedin
@A-Disappointed-Horse9 жыл бұрын
"In the losing team, one of you will get banged up in some Cuban jail somewhere" I just died.
@steveharrison769 жыл бұрын
"Quite frankly I'm shitting frying pans, cocktail sticks and things like that..." This never ever fails to make me piss my pants laughing. Love this vid. XD
@MuffManMules9 жыл бұрын
Same
@frankwhite9879 жыл бұрын
+Steve Harrison that's the new LOL pissed my pants laughing PMPL
@James-vw8dv Жыл бұрын
Love it
@anorakus8272 Жыл бұрын
...one of my video machines...
@KAHHHH85486 ай бұрын
Its not THAT funny, but I think alan sugar is funny as fuck anyway, thats why I watched this, out of interest
@jakehyams86598 жыл бұрын
"Tell us about pants man" "Good idea"
@Scruffed Жыл бұрын
I've seen this an unhealthy amount of times over several years. I still chuckle every time!
@Fahrenheit-xf6cd Жыл бұрын
I am still introducing people to it
@rebeccatait41328 жыл бұрын
"I'm certainly better than you tossers" "it's my birthday sir Alan" i lost it 😂😂
@michaelthompson6798 жыл бұрын
+Rebecca Tait ur pretty
@rebeccatait41328 жыл бұрын
+Ron bat thanks I guess 😂
@Bencozens8 жыл бұрын
+Rebecca Tait he's right
@JamesBond-qi8me7 жыл бұрын
Rebecca Tait I love you
@JamesBond-qi8me7 жыл бұрын
Rebecca Tait I love you 💖💟💞💕💝💗💓my name is Rohan
@Undeadwolfy_10 жыл бұрын
"Sir Alan, I don't think I should be fired because I won't put my hand up your arse" "Oh... oohhhh, you're fired. Goodbye." Dead.
@brickhead489 жыл бұрын
The bit about shitting stuff is just made to perfection
@chrisjohnson41656 жыл бұрын
I'm shittin' frying pans and cocktail sticks, things like that.
@Bart-xd5gg5 жыл бұрын
'this is what us British produce'
@scottmurphy42784 жыл бұрын
I'm not happy, because, all of it, went down the drain, and it's lost me money!
@Participant6163 жыл бұрын
Time stamp that kind of comment, bitch
@TerryTanktop8 жыл бұрын
That just flows magically. LOL. Laughed throughout.
@mgh11 жыл бұрын
Gets me everytime, it's that type of video I always re-watch every couple of weeks hahaha. Brilliant.
@Chaz.hands.3 жыл бұрын
Do you still rewatch it now?
@chtholly80842 жыл бұрын
Morata on a 6 month loan or re-instating Auba into the squad?
@ayoungconservative1051 Жыл бұрын
Absolutely loving your new Arsenal career mode. Vieira is honestly the star of the show. Wish you all the best mate and good luck
@ayoungconservative1051 Жыл бұрын
Absolutely loving your new Arsenal career mode. Vieira is honestly the star of the show. Wish you all the best mate and good luck
@peterchuvalov11 жыл бұрын
"You are here to enhance some form of media career" - simply genius - summarizes the whole purpose of this show!
@jakerobin17082 жыл бұрын
That’s what it’s all about
@UltimaPowers Жыл бұрын
And yet the only one who made any kind of career after this was Katie "Awful Waste of Flesh" Hopkins.
@borusa327 жыл бұрын
'4 lollypops ,the unincycle....'-was crying at this point.
@CockneyRebel19797 жыл бұрын
I'm worried for him. He needs urgent medical attention. He's a sick man. What with that and his bloody frying-pans and cocktail-sticks! o.o
@Rogerthatx109 жыл бұрын
For some reason the "Thirty quid skirt" had me laughing so much lol.
@fintanwatson81378 жыл бұрын
1:00 "I eat in a lot of Italian restaurants": He visited my school today to tell Business Studies about being business and companies. Apparently he got no GCSE's 😂😂😂
@omarhuda49974 жыл бұрын
I found GCSE business studies too easy and boring
@declangaming244 ай бұрын
1:09 this this not a football match
@JMUDoc11 жыл бұрын
"Do you think that appeals to a woman?" "I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!" The man summed up in one sentence.
@sillygoose6352 жыл бұрын
@@yhyh8990 it does
@feathered6668 жыл бұрын
"Frankly, I'm shitting Frying Pans" - Gem
@CockneyRebel19796 жыл бұрын
At least you're only shitting frying-pans. Poor Sir Alan's shitting cocktail-sticks as well. :(
@samr504311 жыл бұрын
"Don't ever ever underestimate me, I've got a B in GCSE French, I know the words to Candle In The Wind. I won an egg and spoon race once! I drink a thousand cups of coffee a day! My car can go one hundred miles per hour! Nice!" my favourite part :)
@mijaco99910 жыл бұрын
"I don't think I should be fired because I won't put my hand up your arse" 'Ohh. Ooohh. Your fired.' XD
@graceygrumble12 жыл бұрын
I very rarely laugh out loud when I am watching something alone but this was hysterical. Literally cried.
@Daves_Cave3 жыл бұрын
I can watch it over and over again. I'm still in tears
@knightwish51755 жыл бұрын
"Quite frankly, I'm shitting frying pans, cocktail sticks and things like that!" (Slight migraine) "I'm not happy because all of it went down the drain... AND IT'S LOST ME MONEY!"
@Sheena1234ization3 жыл бұрын
so funny, someone wants a TV covered in poo xD
@declangaming244 ай бұрын
4:19 he likes to loose money Scottish baby clothes
@fatscarce39677 жыл бұрын
"This is what us British produce!" dead
@Vonatar7410 жыл бұрын
"The thing is, this is nothing at all to do with business, it don't mean jack shit, quite frankly. You're here to enhance some sort of media career. That's what it's all about. This is an audition, you know, for a job in a television company." lol
@iamlegend689 жыл бұрын
Pretty much sums up the show. Although, The US version is just unbearable. Some pompus uptight nyc prick who uses the show as a PR tool for companies. Every episode see's some exec from some mediocre company ask candidates to do something for their company. The UK version focuses on business basics and tests candidates skills in a variety of ways. Presentation, selling, negotiation etc. Besides Sugar is much more entertaining than that racist "cutthroat" Donald Trump.
@foxybingo11127 жыл бұрын
Vonatar Cough cough Katie Hopkins
@maximthefox5 жыл бұрын
@@iamlegend68 OMG this is the most perfect comment from the past I ever read. How are you feeling about the modern day buddy?
@Daves_Cave3 жыл бұрын
It's funny cos it's true
@caithurley55894 жыл бұрын
Definitely worth watching again when it's been so long you've forgotten why you were crying with laughter the last time you saw it.
@polarytp23498 жыл бұрын
"These days, Sir Alan's worth more than 8 pounds."
@FlorenceOrchard8 жыл бұрын
Anyone watching in 2016 and still finding it hilarious
@rynando77347 жыл бұрын
yes
@RandomCentralStation7 жыл бұрын
i just found this and im crying.
@RoamingAdhocrat7 жыл бұрын
In 2023 here.
@emer1576 жыл бұрын
Whazzzup to all those watching this in 1998
@King15596 жыл бұрын
2018 and it's. Still. So. Fucking. Funny.
@wilberforce957 жыл бұрын
"In comes the most important man of the day." brilliant
@KyleAButler2 жыл бұрын
12 years ago the arse hole jokes were the funniest part of it. Now the bit where Lord Sugar explain why the whole show is a load of bollocks had me rolling.
@sakikogookheng7 ай бұрын
Yeah, I didn't really appreciate the "you're just here to further my media career part" when I was a kid watching it.
@xilent23411 жыл бұрын
That section about Lord Suger's willie size completely killed me. Great job!
@alfiewoolard25987 жыл бұрын
"The bottom line is, as a businessman, I've got a problem. I've got a problem with the hole in my bloody arse. There's been a lot of interesting stuff come out, some of it surprised me: a full gourmet dinner, Scottish baby clothes, there's green stuff, 600 pounds of a fish, some electronic item, 4 lollipops, a unicycle, one of my video machines. It's the biggest load of toot I've seen in my whole life. This is what us British produce!"
@Chaz.hands.3 жыл бұрын
Haven’t watched this in years & I am absolutely crying laughing! 🤣🤣🤣
@MistaMase10211 жыл бұрын
"i'm shitting frying pans, cocktail sticks and things like that!"
@i_wouldprefer_not_to11969 ай бұрын
Sir Alan jumping up and down in his sparkly knickers all day long has me helpless with laughter 😂
A work of pure genius. Laughed until I couldn't breathe.
@DelosFive2 жыл бұрын
Surely this is the reason KZbin exists. Still the funniest video I've ever seen.
@DaBIONICLEFan10 жыл бұрын
2:54 was really well done
@obidiahlittlewood780610 жыл бұрын
Thats how it is in the episode...its not edited. I think its when sir alan says something about "one of nicks dvds"
@DaBIONICLEFan10 жыл бұрын
Obidiah Littlewood Haha! Nick Hewer is a legend, he's casually funny on everything he does.
@hansgruber78810 жыл бұрын
***** You won't believe this but I actually saw him driving a blue Jag. A friend shouted at me from across the street and I caught him.
@Here4Hummus5 жыл бұрын
"In comes, the most important man of the day" and "banged up in some cuban jail somewhere" are lines that me and my mates still quote to this day xD
@hotstitch13 жыл бұрын
His little head in his hands after the shitting stuff sent me to hysteria it was a wonderful trip. You genius!
@thecorbynator9079 жыл бұрын
I have a job at offensive and I find this McDonalds.
@amightyatom7 жыл бұрын
And I find this job I have at a McDonald's offensive
@thefossa78684 жыл бұрын
Offensive to Yoda that comment. Plagiarism I find ... Grammar you try. Succeed you won’t.
@rustedthunder64883 жыл бұрын
Do or Do Not, there is no try.
@ollie41479 жыл бұрын
the bit where he was talking about all he things coming out of his arse made me laugh so hard i actually died
@bigalgoodall9 жыл бұрын
I've just been watching you on the BBC News. I had to re-watch this classic. Keep up the good work :)
@andyenglish36469 жыл бұрын
Me too mate. I'm glad I checked the full video out, it was hilarious haha
@magneticman2459 жыл бұрын
Same for me, couldn't resist :)
@veritybeattie95619 жыл бұрын
Same!
@paulaward44549 жыл бұрын
Check out "Cassetteboy vs The News" and "David Cameron's School Days" Of course, the BBC didn't show those ones ;D
@iguiste237 жыл бұрын
It's been said you're to drink upto 300 units every 45 minutes, then stop off for a beer on the way home. This is already a guideline in Scotland. I died then being a everynight beer lover.
@sadiah80608 жыл бұрын
Shitting frying pans and coctail sticks 😂😂😂
@DiabolicalPaperClip8 жыл бұрын
'It's not correct, Sir Alan.'
@Dreadpirateflappy8 жыл бұрын
"sir alan, I don't think I should be fired because I won't put my hand up your arse" This made me hysterical...
@theako9998 жыл бұрын
"Banged up in some Cuban jail somewhere" Hahahah
@lukespendy9 жыл бұрын
(4:10) Interesting things coming out of Lord Sugars backside: - 4 lollipops - A unicycle - Video machines Great Vid! xD
@grahammcdonald2 жыл бұрын
All these years on, still the best
@SJKPJR007 Жыл бұрын
Thirteen years late to the party on this but I'm still "shitting frying pans" with laughter. Love it!
@lukepinnington79448 жыл бұрын
I was crying at £8 haha
@EclipseOfTsuki937 жыл бұрын
"One of you will get banged up in some Cuban jail line" made me piss myself laughing. Why can't we have someone with the intellect of Alan Sugar running the Apprentice in America?
@MrBooojangles9 жыл бұрын
Alan Sugar is Sid James from carry on films, LOL.
@TheMushtyroo9 жыл бұрын
Sir Alan reminds me of Nookie bear! :)
@MrBooojangles9 жыл бұрын
TheMushtyroo Yeah that as well. XD
@cosmicjenny45083 жыл бұрын
AMSTRAD I *AM* a *S*-id James lookalike, although *TRAD*-itionally, he didn’t have a beard.
@flappospammo13 жыл бұрын
i've watched this at least twenty times and it's still utterly brilliant a masterpiece
@Lauzenger Жыл бұрын
Even all these years later, me and my mates still reference this video 😂 I was about 14-15years old when I first saw this, and as soon as he mentions the “hole in my bloody arse” then proceeding to say what’s been coming out of it, fkin Scottish baby clothes 😭 honestly kills me. I don’t laugh as hard at things much these days but this video always brings out the cackle in me that it did back in the 2010’s.. Ahh such good times of all of cassette boys videos, a genius who was way ahead of his time! 🤣
@megan9249 Жыл бұрын
I still watch this everytime I need a laugh 13 years after it came out!🤣🤣
@DanielSadjadian8 жыл бұрын
I have never laughed so much in my life!!! So fucking funny haha.
@lionheart622910 жыл бұрын
I cant stop fucking laughing and its hurting.
@wrenclark49073 жыл бұрын
“Packaged on the most horrible way” always fucking KILLS me
@flarg2610 жыл бұрын
"Would you like to kissy kissy my lips?" "Yes" "I like that answer, your hired" LOL wouldn't it be so much better if all TV was like this?
@FoxRavan4 ай бұрын
Absolutely dead!! 🤣🤣🤣 funniest video ever. "Do you want to kissy kissy my mouth?" I love the lips 😂😂
@SummerStrawberry10 жыл бұрын
Nearly 5 years on and this still kills me.
@RegiyThornton8 ай бұрын
14 now 😂
@amosthree13 жыл бұрын
I love how this is less heavily edited than the Apprentice normally is.
@AutisticNotWeird2 жыл бұрын
13 years on. Still bloody, bloody, bloody, bloody, bloody, bloody brilliant.
@FennFennFenn Жыл бұрын
Bleedin'
@HardcoreHeartChris8 жыл бұрын
Imagining Lord Sugar in sparkling knickers. My life is complete.
@nezkeys799 жыл бұрын
"quite frankly I hope you're signing on at the end of this" LMAO
@niptodstan9 жыл бұрын
Two words....Fucking hilarious. Cassetteboy should be knighted.
@JudasFm Жыл бұрын
I only just found this thanks to Lord Sugar's book, "Unscripted: My Ten Years in Telly." He described this clip as "Unbelievably funny" and he was right 🤣🤣🤣
@Rossy_LUFC11 жыл бұрын
"I eat in alot of Italian restauraunts" Sir Alan- "Congratulations -_____-"
@garethgregorysongwritermus45183 жыл бұрын
"shitting frying pans!" 😂😂😂
@getzata968 жыл бұрын
ALL OF IT WENT DOWN THE DRAIN AND IT LOST ME MONEY :@
@AlbertBowdenOfficial9 жыл бұрын
To be honest i cant see how this is edited anyway. He is just like this.
@saltysponge99659 жыл бұрын
I thought that unicycle I brought off ebay smelt abit funny.....
@agentsmidt32098 жыл бұрын
"I don't give a shit"...truer words have never been spoken.
@herluka Жыл бұрын
I'm glad I'm watching this on my own otherwise somebody would be calling an ambulance for my "weird seizure" which is my consecutive fits of laughter over this 🤣🤣🤣
@TheMusicalElitist Жыл бұрын
"I don't think I should be fire cos I won't put my hand your arse" "You're fired" LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
@andyj12889 жыл бұрын
Just seen you on BBC news! Congratulations for getting your message out
@TheToonStudios8 жыл бұрын
"Let's get on with it, shall we? Every week I'm gonna set you business tasks, one team will win and then the losing team, one of you will get banged up in some Cuban jail somewhere. But the thing is, in fact, this is nothing at all to do with business, it don't mean jacksh*t quite frankly."
@benflanagan73543 жыл бұрын
"eight pounds". alan you lightweight im worth £9.50
@joffonon2 ай бұрын
I go years between watches of this, and cry with laughter each time. Also makes you realise how much more swearing there was in its early years before the move to BBC1.
@limadelta123 Жыл бұрын
“N- well not “no”, yes!” Is now a common phrase of mine 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@draw4kicks12 жыл бұрын
Actually got tears in my eyes from laughing so much. Someone should really tweet this to Alan Sugar...
@ItsCurtis9411 жыл бұрын
"As a businessman I've got a problem... A problem with the bloody hole in my arse." Casetteboy you are a genius.
@_v-.5 ай бұрын
I get a proper abs workout watching this😂😂😂😂
@danbh844 жыл бұрын
Sir Alan Sugar’s on television 🤣🤣🤣
@s1lentw1nter2 жыл бұрын
Stuart Baggs: I eat in a lot of Italian restaurants....... You don't anymore mate
@Bruss3902 жыл бұрын
😭😭
@l86312 жыл бұрын
Oof
@jnicholls212 жыл бұрын
That's not Stuart Baggs.
@clareb15655 ай бұрын
I'm sure the guy who actually said that is still eating in a lot of Italian restaurants
@TravisGloverPianist9 жыл бұрын
I just died ROFL
@fogzax3 жыл бұрын
I can't watch the apprentice without thinking about this video - especially the bloody theme song :)
@TheEndiPL7 жыл бұрын
From tower bridge right up to Westminstet xDD
@Ardrid_8 жыл бұрын
I was shown this at school by my business teacher.
@Yeorgey2 жыл бұрын
I'm shitting frying pans. Cocktail sticks.
@mariea822 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@shay55183 жыл бұрын
2:31 "You'll get a job at McDonalds!" * cuts to Katie Hopkins * 🤣🤣
@HollyParish12 жыл бұрын
"Would you like to kiss me?" "No...no." "Not no, yes." "No, no, I won't." Each time I watch this it gets funnier, I swear.
@KNIGH73 жыл бұрын
This bloody masterpiece has now amassed 6.9M views.
@00001532411 жыл бұрын
The cuban jail cell bit gets me literally every time.