Castle Super Beast Clips: Crazy Talk Defeats George R. R. Martin

[@TheAarontheblackmage]

I can't believe Pat and his 「Crazy Talk」managed to defeat George R. R. Martin and his 「Money For Nothing」

[@rowdymatt]

GRRM should have [livin on a prayer], get it? Because he got... Rich on... The promise... I'll see myself out now

[@thesadattic1065]

This is now part of the CSB canon. But is 「Crazy Talk」a match for Randy Pitchford's 「Fought the Law」, or DSP's 「Bad Reputation」?

[@josephg3462]

His stand name is 「Johnny Cash」

[@makoncrayley]

@@thesadattic1065 Crazy Talk's true toughest fight will be against Epic Store's 「Epic」

[@thesadattic1065]

@@makoncrayley Oooh. I was thinking it would be 「Every Breath 」, allowing them to obtain secret personal information on anyone interacting with them.

[@theotherexile6842]

I love how woolie just went to lay down so pat could have his moment

[@vivamexico254]

Thats a real friend... A superfriend you may say

[@IcyDragonPolaris]

@@vivamexico254 the *best* superfriend, some might say

[@LeocobraRM]

@@IcyDragonPolaris or what we can now call the *superbestfriend*

[@MrSeyker]

It was all he could do to survive the waves of rightgeousness that emanated from Pat at that moment.

[@leavy]

The protective measures for both nuclear blasts and Pat being right are the exact same

[@smokinbonez420]

pat is actually getting too strong

[@JCHauntsman]

His stand is balanced out by the damage Pat does to himself.

[@M7S4I5L8V2A]

[CRAZY TALK ACT 2]'s true power is that when Pat is super wrong it bends reality to make Pat potentially right.

[@ShortbreadGamer]

@@JCHauntsman Makes him sound like a Contracter from Darker Than Black, where his price is closet chocolate.

[@Whazzupie]

"i feed my son, he is becoming powerful"

[@itsybitsyusitka2170]

Don't worry, Araki will write him out of the story we call 'reality' like he did with Fugo.

[@ShinigamiNTW]

Pat's villain arc is going a lot smoother than I anticipated.

[@itsnicetoseeyou]

His willingness to incite chaos with his new found power wasn't anticipated by me

[@ggbhtg]

I, PATRICK BOIVIN, HAVE A DREAM

[@nackskott12]

Raiden: What?

[@KiskeFriedChicken]

Dong Dong Will Never Die "Memes Jack. The DNA of the soul!"

[@seasonedmind914]

What! WHAT?! what?

[@23kurtzy]

JETSTREAM SAM APPROVES

[@nackskott12]

@@KiskeFriedChicken Just like the good ol' days after 9/11! God I love MGR.

[@Kaalcite]

I see「Crazy Talk」Requiem as a stand that will one day destroy its user and gain sentience.

[@_Sage967_]

do you honestly think Pat predicted this himself? bruh its already goin down you can see it in his eyes

[@yoursonisold8743]

So Crazy Talk is like Notorious B.I.G. and feeds on the wrongness of its user to outlast his death and keeps attacking reality?

[@_Sage967_]

@@yoursonisold8743 The world is inherently flawed and thus Crazy Talk will keep amassing power until it stops being crazy

[@JoseRS1186]

But how does Crazy Talk work?!

[@Shogunelite]

You act like Pat ISN'T already dead and being controlled by Crazy Talk

[@soliduswasright678]

How many times has Pat stabbed himself with the Arrow. Someone needs to take it away from him.

[@WeaponOfMyDestructio]

Does he call it the arrow or Page does?

[@makoncrayley]

The arrow has fused with his skin at this point. It's too late, he's become too powerful. All we can do is wait for Crazy Talk to come for us all.

[@Caidezes]

It's too late. Crazy Talk already has a global range. Next up is universal.

[@ghirahimlefabuleux8984]

The arrow was absorbed into the gamer cube and is now fused with Pat forever ala GER/Black Sabbath.

[@diegomedina9637]

Yoshikage Pat just wants a quiet life.

[@RGcrasyRG]

I just love Pat. *_NEXT FOCKING DAY_*

[@RGcrasyRG]

Also finally heard Boivin.

[@diegomedina9637]

My favorite part of this stand Battle was when George R. R. Martin shouted "WRYYYYY" for no reason.

[@unusualfrog779]

You moron, it’s obviously genetic between vampires, the blood of which still flows inside George

[@bigbrowski410]

Superbeast Crusaders is slowly becoming more and more of a reality and I couldn’t be more terrified.

[@vistea1]

I COULDN'T BE MORE HYPED!

[@TheJamacaneseNerd04231996]

@@ARKHAM367 [Bring Me To Life]

[@proffesionalidiot5994]

@@TheJamacaneseNerd04231996 Paige's Stand?

[@aubadeknight5649]

Pat needs to talk about how his hair is gonna grow back next week.

[@akba666]

It won't work if he does it consciously.

[@barrelbarry9940]

hair systems exist and look great. knowing pat he'd hate wearing one

[@DrRyan82994]

i'm thinking of jojo hair memes something something koichi's spiky hair and giorno going blonde

[@Abdega]

What do you think took it away in the first place? 「Crazy Talk」appeared around the same time it started disappearing

[@arempy5836]

Why did woolie just upload a video of pat going "muda muda muda" for 14 minutes?

[@Abdega]

That’s his 7 page muda

[@grantowens7537]

I could literally hear “un’altra persona(Diavolo’s theme)” playing in the background as Pat started talking. I’m scared of how powerful Crazy Talk is becoming.

[@tobiaslinden8769]

Personally i like the Ringwraith theme, kinda works too in my opinion. nothing like an ominous orchestra+choir to accompany a Ginger with reality warping powers.

[@UnknownMaster-go1lh]

Would this be Crazy Talk Requiem? Unlike regular Crazy Talk which changes things in the past, this was something that changed the future.

[@danteotaku9979]

Is this the best or worst jojo timeline?

[@chellejohnson9789]

@@danteotaku9979 that's up for Crazy Talk to decide

[@chellejohnson9789]

I mean, in order for the future to change, the past has to build up to it. Maybe it went back in time and made GRRM more willing to be locked up

[@ChronoTriggerHappy]

this is indeed Requiem at work, as it can change things in the future and present to directly effect what pat is saying / believing at the time.

[@arempy5836]

It won't be long before Crazy Talk over Heaven.

[@lilking901]

The cat brain parasite is making [Crazy Talk] stronger. Elmo is actually an arrow punched by Golden Experience.

[@SnipahBarret50Cal]

Thats why his allergy is more tolerable Towards elmo, it's not actually an allergic reaction but a stand reaction instead

[@mortified0]

Elmo's Stand,「 KICKSTART MY HEART」 boosts the effects of any Stand whose user is exposed to its toxoplasmosis for an extended period of time until it begins to mutate to dangerous levels.

[@SuperZergMan]

"FATE HAS FAVORED ME, PATRICK BOIVIN!"

[@zeemod1556]

Darkness Imprisoning me All that I see Winds of Winter

[@Bonerface-sama]

I cannot live I cannot write

[@god47398]

@@Bonerface-sama the books dont exiiiiiiiiiiiist

[@blackjet2000]

Somebody stop Pat before it's too late

[@Smoofyful]

No we can't. Part 9 ends with is victory. Crazy Talk over superbeast.

[@johnbuscher]

It's too late. I'm waiting for Araki to consider him canon.

[@jorgamund07]

He can't keep getting away with it!

[@onimaxblade8988]

He played us like a damn fiddle!!

[@throwdown1776]

Its official, Patrick boivin is a keter SCP

[@SoaringLettuce]

Holy fuck.

[@p0laris74yt8]

First time I heard Crazy Talk compared to a SCP.

[@jaegerwolf909]

Pat is a fucking Reality Bender.

[@Modern2Wars]

He's certainly keter class.

[@Kango234]

Everyone is talking about how Pat is getting too OP, but this just shows me that Miura is protected by even greater black magic considering how often they talk about Berserk never ending.

[@slifer875]

recently miura did an interview in france, he said the manga is gettting closer to the ending and the first real battle betwen guts and gritth is coming.

[@MadGeneral]

He gets stronger every time they add new idols to starlight stage.

[@bleack8701]

with the recent chapters you could totally see how it's nearing an end considering where things have went

[@Shadest]

oh no

[@TheFanofmanythings1]

Ooooooooof

[@princepurple3814]

Yall fellas ever think that Patrick, at some point before machinima, before sbfp, said, "I will NEVER be a youtuber or be associated with youtube in anyway"?

[@ItsJustAJVJ]

Doood the evidence is there at this point. His stand got a man to voluntarily consent to imprisonment in 24 HOURS.

[@kilroy6806]

Arin Hanson (egoraptor) has a famous old quote about how videogame youtubers are stupid and he'd rather die then end up as one

[@JaXonSlade]

There’s a video where says the SBF will never break up

[@ChargeQM]

@@kilroy6806 See, the thing is, people change, and the profession is WAY different than it used to be.

[@bioforce5]

"Being tired and realizing reasonableness got you nowhere" is literally the origin story for Stain in Boku no Hero.

[@GSSAGE7]

The Vigilante manga revealed that his actual origin is that he was a Ninja Punisher in a world where Not-Superman is around. Then he got punched in the face so hard that his nose caved in by a Quirkless Not-Batman type, and misunderstood a lecture that Not-Batman gave to his young partner, and decided he'd start hunting heroes.

[@en4135]

GRRM, the master of procrastination, is no much for Patrick Boivin and the invincible「Crazy Talk」Requiem

[@TheCallofdutyghost]

"With great talent, comes great confinement."

[@phobos5323]

Crazy Talk Act 3: Pat's stand can make people say what Pat wants, but only if the target is even more wrong than Pat.

[@danherondraws]

"Will the heroes be able to defeat the evil GRRM? Find out next week on Castle Super Beast! Martin Defeated!"

[@cybercop0083]

„Martin defeated!! An cottage above an acid lake…“ To be continued ===>

[@coltondavis7022]

“It’s, it’s so strong”

[@23kurtzy]

my DONG shinks

[@aaronturnquest8170]

K-Kono POWAH

[@jacobcantrell82]

Turns out Pat is right about everything

[@ShortbreadGamer]

We're in the Pat Redemption arc.

[@ZalaDa3rd]

This is the worst thing I've read today

[@jbark678]

*Masaka*

[@Labman07]

Crazy Talk Requiem

[@michaelmaguire4147]

The problem with the HIMYM ending was they wrote and (possibly) filmed it when they did season 1, so the last episode just like completely erases any and all character development of several of it's characters.

[@yopomo]

Little did we know crazy talk caused covid-19 and fulfilled the villain arc we always knew he was supposed to

[@anthonychavez8837]

Can't believe Pat did a stealth mission, snuck into George's mansion, and threatened him into saying this.

[@jonmkl]

Looking forward to DCs new upcoming digital exclusive series “How I Got These Scars”

[@garrettcarter5622]

Every episode is in a different universe. Every episode ends with a different origin story.

[@Amirifiz]

@@garrettcarter5622 That sounds really good tbh.

[@Ilovevidgames123]

With an interactive feature where the audience guesses whether it's written by Christopher Nolan or D&D.

[@ARMIV4]

"There's one reason you lost, George. Just one simple reason..."

[@ChargeQM]

"You pissed Pat off."

[@Faegbeard]

Covid didn't come from a lab, it came from Crazy Talk, specifically to bring this eventuality about.

[@nobodyspecial675]

Martin's writing is also full of deliberate gaps. So much happens outside of the character's perspectives, a lot of information we're given on key events and the history of Westeros is either vague, unreliable or just doesn't make sense when you think about it. That kind of uncertain lore is a huge part of ASOIAF.

[@LieutenantAmerica]

I'm pretty sure Stephen King pretty much does this to himself on occasion to keep his ludicrous productivity up. He doesn't seem too fussed by it.

[@king_big_pp]

The cocaine helps

[@ChargeQM]

@Boring Name oh God, have you seen or read Doctor Sleep? The True Knot is literally a bunch of coke addicts.

[@louiesalmon3932]

We are a couple steps away from "PAT, Gone to Heaven"

[@gmrelite15]

Pat tell the rest of the world where you hid the arrow we need to get stands too.

[@fable23]

Does anybody else really want to know exactly how Pat described the HIMYM ending that got such a strong reaction from Woolie?

[@MegaRazor619]

I'd imagine that I'd go like "The women the show was building up to be the mother dies from a disease, and he gets with another girl"

[@thebevanator3813]

I like to think pat just text woolie two words "She's dead"

[@krabparrot5724]

Pat really should say the same about Half-Life 3. Or Episode 3, at least.

[@ShamanKing0811]

Gaben's Stand is too powerful, Crazy talk won't be able to defeat him

[@nackskott12]

Hey come on now, Crazy Talk is powerful, but not more powerful than laziness in the wake of fountains money with no need for continued work. That's a stand ability to end all stand abilities.

[@krabparrot5724]

@@ShamanKing0811 Speaking of which, what will be Gaben's Stand name?

[@SergioSource]

@@krabparrot5724 「ROCKET JUMP WALTZ」

[@JosephXFS]

They actually did go into that in this and last weeks podcast.

[@slifer875]

Now i want pat to bitch about soul reaver getting a remake and berserk getting a beautiful 2D anime adaptation.

[@yoursonisold8743]

But Crazy Talk does the reverse of what Pat says. It changes reality to make him wrong.

[@slifer875]

@@yoursonisold8743 so what gonna happen with martin? he gets seal away in a cabin and dies before finishing the next book?

[@yoursonisold8743]

@@slifer875 Either something really ironic will prevent him from finishing it... or this is Crazy Talk Requiem, which allows Pat to alter reality to a what-if scenerio, which he didn't think would happen and thus made it possible.

[@nackskott12]

Oh man I've been screaming for a Soul Reaver remake for years. The game has aged a lot, and with retrospect and technological improvements you could make the game way better. Reduce the amount of block puzzles, better, more involved combat, some extra (optional) areas and content, better controls, better designed boss fights - it could really revitalize the whole game. I don't know how they'd voice the Elder God with Tony Jay's passing though. As far as I care he WAS the Elder God. RIP.

[@slifer875]

@@nackskott12 just use the same audio from the original, no need to change perfection.

[@rikowolfin4984]

Okay but what did Woolie read that got that reaction? I'm interested in hearing how shit this show is but not enough to go searching for the right summery.

[@MegaTyler93]

Riko Wolfin I’m actually curious as well because I actually quite loved the show but never saw how it ended (just due to other things drawing my attention). I don’t really get how a bad ending ruins previous very good seasons.

[@ChargeQM]

SPOILERS FOR HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER: The mother shows up in the last season. She's around for many episodes, and you would think that's the end of things, but no. Ted and her get married eventually, but she dies, and the ENTIRE show retroactively became Ted basically explaining his feelings for Robyn to his kids. He then goes back to her place with a blue French horn. So this ENTIRE SHOW was never about the Mother, it was about GOD DAMN ROBYN.

[@p0laris74yt8]

Charge yeah, that’s dumb.

[@Eco419]

It rises

[@GlemWalker]

You should have said the How I Met Your Mother ending instead of having that dead air in the middle

[@ThiagoJaqueta]

TL;DR (And spoilers, obviously): They only showed who the mother was after 8 seasons and she dies on the last episode.

[@ChargeQM]

@Boring Name gets to bang AGAIN. Because, don't forget, Ted and Barney have been pung-ponging her back and forth since season fucking two.

[@Jack_Arbor]

While listening to this, I yelled to myself, alone in my car- “[CRAZY TALK] is REAL!!”

[@NinjaAimless]

As Pat finds a Stand Arrow, Crazy Talk Requiem is now born!!!!

[@ChronoTriggerHappy]

Requiem manifested during the Evil Within 2 playthrough, this is his stand growing in power. Crazy Talk Act 2 Requiem :|

[@NinjaAimless]

Ahhhhhhh, Yes I remember!!! That’s a good call back 🤔.

[@MrBda241]

If Pat could actually control Crazy Talk, we might one day actually get Half Life 3.

[@ChetManley1]

That's the thing though. The second he gets control, he loses it.

[@GodKingReiss]

A Song of Souls is good, but hear me out... A Song of Blood and Souls

[@MaxAuxen]

Borne of Ice and Fire.

[@TheMilhouseExperience]

Quick pat talk about a PerfectBlue and Berserk97 Blu-ray releases in 2020.

[@masterxl97]

I feel like Pat just keeps stabbing himself with the Stand Arrow over and over until he gets a power he likes, before inevitably getting greedy, doing it just ONE more time, and getting stuck with normal Crazy Talk again.

[@Blackheartzero]

He learned how to game the system by declaring that the arrow would reject and kill him before he goes for another stab.

[@hazelaguirre3183]

That lean back tho

[@ChronoTriggerHappy]

Woolie is just laying there thinking "oh god....what has he become?"

[@MegaRazor619]

My stand is growing stronger -Patrick Fuckboivin

[@RubyRoks]

I forgot about fuckboivin

[@mrwri]

WHERES MY MGS3 PLAYTHROUGH COWARDS

[@rashidori]

Everybody keeps talking about crazy talk requiem but nobody’s talking about the other stand or forgotten BABY ASHLEY

[@sanctamachina]

This will forever live in infamy as the best use of Crazy Talk.

[@Trustworthy_McLegitimate]

we're all locked in with him....

[@willg8035]

Pat's Gamer Cube is giving him way too much power. It was the Green Baby for his Crazy Talk. We can't stop him anymore.

[@zigmus00A]

This is my *favorite* jojo fight

[@mr_mist7891]

「Crazy Talk ACT 2」: Instead of the opposite of what 「Pat」 says being what happens; a statement that is false in the moment in which he expresses it, will become true in the future. The amount of time between the statement being said and it becoming true is outside the control of「Pat」... For now...

[@imlaffytaffy]

This is the most powerful a non Requiem Stand can be.

[@Kladyos]

「Crazy Talk Requiem Over Heaven」

[@shinluis]

Pat's so happy about it it makes ME happy. And for some good years now it's safe to say I'm never happy

[@NavigatorBR]

8:50 - I really want to know what the fuck Pat sent to Woolie about "How I met your Mother" that led to that harsh of a reaction in *seconds* of reading it.

[@bioforce5]

Can we just get a picture of The Embedded from DS2 with George's face photoshopped onto it?

[@treshaw4122]

Pat officially has developed crazy talk into a viable mutant ability

[@MadGeneral]

"No, more mutants."

[@soraooxasrikukeyhold]

K-KONO STANDO POWA!!

[@nathanmarshall745]

Yoshikage Pat just wants some quiet time to finish some books.... But they need to be done first Curazy Taruko!

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

8:14 don’t forget the bizarrely aggressive defence of two and a half men in some cases, let me say that again, two and a half men....

[@admcleo]

Is it possible for something to age like milk AND wine at the same time?

[@Horatio787]

A Song of Milk And Wine

[@AncelDeLambert]

Alternate title: The Great Melting of Woolie

[@cdevans97]

reading that headline now after Elden Ring was announced

[@SamuraiMotoko]

I want to know what was in that HIMYM ending woolie read

[@jled787]

Spoilers? IIRC Ted met the mother as he lectured the wrong class on his 1st day, they dated for a time, married and had kids. Then she died. The end. The kids underwhelmed with the ending of the story asked what about their Aunt Robyn Sherbatsky, who according to Ted's lengthy story, didn't marry Barney, still has feelings for Ted and pushes him to reconnect and start dating her.

[@MegaTyler93]

J. Louie Dinorog Wait that’s it? That’s not that bad at all. It was a bit underwhelming sure but I wouldn’t at all consider that a “bad” ending.

[@jled787]

@@MegaTyler93 Problem is, they've shipped Ted and Robyn before and it didn't work. Then Robyn and Barney became a thing, and with Barney's non-committal to the relationship made that a bust. But the Season before keeps alluding to Robyn and Barney's wedding, indicating that they were getting back together. Whereas when the mom finally appeared, it was only in the final episode....then died in narration telling Ted to live his life. IMO they've hyped up the meeting the mom so much, they forgot how to end it properly since the show ended up being about these 5 friends, about how unhappy they are in their life but as the series went on, they each got what they wanted in the end. Also, the kids from Season 1 already knew how the series would have ended.

[@kanesoban]

I can't wait for a Song of Blood and Blood

[@Житинеможливо]

comfy sleeping woolie is adorable :)

[@Arbal3st]

CRAZY TALK [ I BELIEVE ]

[@MrIronWar]

Nani!? When did Pat unlock his requim stand!?

[@diegomedina9637]

Since he got into his gamer cube

[@kingcoheed1208]

@@diegomedina9637 Technology plus Stand Powa is 2 OP 4 ME

[@baroquechevalier8516]

When he finished DMC5

[@kakoytazabar]

I think「Crazy Talk」only activates if other people think that what Pat said is a lie. The bigger the amount of people believing that - the stronger the effect will be.

[@krishonk7754]

Don't let slip that people saying "Pat is wrong" is what empowers him or we really WILL have a god-powered ginger goblin to contend with.

[@kinggundragon3728]

Wonder if pat remembers the Tyrion Lannister boat chapters.

[@darrianweathington1923]

YEeEeEaAaAahH!!!! FEED OUR BRAIN GOBLINS THEY ARE BECOMING STRONG.

[@ChronoTriggerHappy]

NUMBERS GO BIG MOTHER FUCKERS!

[@EnerKaizer]

Funnily enough this isn't the first time were I heard about the idea of locking up artists to finish up their work. The mangaka Arina Tanimura got that treatment once during a convention-visit. She got locked up in her own hotel-room the entire time when she wasn't attending said con as a guest-artist to finish up a manga until she flew back home, no joke.

[@truedangledorf791]

Little do the know, big souls four

[@StaryExtra]

WOOLIE! PAT CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH HIS STAND! USE YOUR MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE TO MUDDLE PAT'S CLAIMS!

[@ObsidianRaiderthe1st]

"A song of souls" I buy that game from fromsoft

[@fien111]

Miyazaki directing gameplay GRRM directing the writing and story Miura directing the art style AND IT NEVER FUCKING COMES OUT AND ALL THREE ARE TOO DISTRACTED BY IT TO EVERY WORK ON ANYTHING ELSE We're like 2 steps from the DARKEST timeline here.

[@realbattleonfilm8299]

Its all done on a boat

[@whodis2841]

We did get a Berserk game, pat. It was a musou game.

[@baroquechevalier8516]

Ugh

[@SamuelWellsZahn]

The Harry Potter Has Meaning And Is Deeply Relevant camp took to GOT and I loved seeing them scream.

[@son0fgrim]

Crazy talk grows in power everyday

[@music79075]

Douglas Adams on several occasions would get locked in a hotel room until he finished the book he was procrastinating on

[@vashido1866]

「Crazy Talk」ACT 2 REQUIEM

[@madamastersgaming]

Pat was right again. If you are an author and your FIRST book takes off into a million copies sold, the bare minimum million, you owe your readers a continuation and a conclusion

[@EggBastion]

8:47 - Care to share that with the rest of the class? If you don't want us to know what you're talking about *_THEN WHY ARE YOU DOING A FUCKING PODCAST???_* Many thanks below... _"The ending revealed that the mom ended up dying of cancer or something despite the biggest setup in history"_ - *Hazel Aguirre* _"Worse part about it, Barney divorces Robin for no reason, goes back to being classic Barney not development Barney so there goes all that, Teds development gets thrown out cause when his wife dies which is the point of the show btw goes back to Robin, literally making the last season end the way the first season began, thats how u fuck up years of set up and development and it pissed me off so much"_ - *Matthew Lugo*

[@joshsleezeYT]

What a promo. Crazy Talk Pat is the best.

[@PikaMario]

Anyone know what Pat linked to Woolie on How I Met Your Mother? I am lethally curious

[@thepickles8833]

I turned out, the real story of How I Met Your Mother were the friends we made along the way.... (I don’t know, that show’s title was bad enough to make me never want to watch it)

[@psychospeech6189]

Ok 1 year late to this but. The girl the MC has been telling EVERYONE about. The person who the show is all about. Is in the last season. The last episode kills her off and he screws the girl he met in the first episode

[@Winlaw459]

every time Pat's stand turns a lie into truth it gains another act

[@MadGeneral]

Banished to the Alan Wake cabin for being lazy.

[@swagtasticpanda]

This is crazy talk requiem's seven page muda. For fucks sacks 30 seconds in Pat's excited yell can be confused for a 'uwhrry'.