Castle Super Beast Clips: Montreal Lore

[@thorsffe5712]

Walmart at 1:00 AM is my favorite local Silent Hill

[@meteor22]

Dude...you have no idea how accurate that statement is for my area.

[@thorsffe5712]

@@meteor22 Living in Florida also increases the spawn rate of strange creatures.

[@thatoneguy5969]

East texas back roads on a foggy night would be mine.

[@D4rkAng3l100]

@@thorsffe5712 Specially small town Florida areas.

[@InReserveProductions]

OK so I had an experience like that, going down a dingy alley to grab milk and bread in dense ass fog with all the local drunks hanging out in what equates to Public Park No.3 from Yakuza is sure something.

[@armchairmaster]

This is by far the funniest fucking part of the podcast in a year. Something about realizing Montreal is this nightmare city, where the Fishing Hamlet from Bloodborne and Kamurocho from Yakuza merged, gives me endless joy.

[@somenerd3515]

You could legit just set an entire CSB game in Montreal with Yakuza fight mechanics and this deeplore taken to a truly ludicrous extreme, and it'd work.

[@Egalia_1]

The death stairs did it for me. I looked up some photos and dear god I can't imagine walking up those normally, let alone carrying things

[@Shabingus007]

Same, that shit looks fucked

[@NevetsTSmith]

With mafia, of course.

[@InReserveProductions]

@@somenerd3515 Alright we need some game devs to just make that.

[@AurasFeel]

The fascinating tale of Montreal-Cho.

[@goodninji8]

"There must be no other place...as shitty as this town." -Yoshikage Pat

[@GoStReKoN]

But not quite as fascinating as Madden-cho

[@sonofwrex]

We love Montreal-Cho

[@darkjaguar111]

♫ Let the joy of Habs take you higher! ♫

[@martinhendry2683]

Far superior to Torontenbori

[@DoctorThundah]

Woolie describing a crackhead as the Orphan of Kos destroyed me

[@cattibingo]

*screams holding placenta

[@unversedhero6028]

The more I hear about Canada, the more it sounds like a fantasy dystopian society out of a Young Adult novel mixed with videogame wackiness.

[@ZeroXMachina1]

Hmmm that’s makes Scott Pilgrim make a lot more sense now

[@tacosalvapor9264]

I think it's just Quebec, they're French, so it makes sense.

[@onimaxblade8988]

It isn't just Quebec though Quebec is wild.

[@KikiSpaghetti]

....it's mainly just Quebec.

[@siefer117]

From the sounds of things Montreal and the surrounding areas specifically. It's like a nation that wants to be European, but have never visited Europe and are just making guesses based on stories they hear.

[@DrFaustisDead]

All of this Lore has made me realize why Pat and now Woolie are super into Yakuza.

[@music79075]

Montreal doesn't really exist right? Its just a bunch of game studios and there QA serfs?

[@TournedosMozart]

It's just a bunch construction sites and road blocks.

[@snacksville7497]

@@TournedosMozart And one-ways

[@JackgarPrime]

Also a stadium nobody uses.

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

It’s this weird place where only empty buildings and ghosts exist

[@MrFox-ox2ze]

Oh so nightvale moved to Canada apparently

[@travissloan9411]

Do you have to learn Montreal lore by reading item descriptions and completing convoluted quests for NPC's?

[@altoid3453]

Both

[@noellesato311]

*Unknown Dealer’s Bag* : “The echoes of a party found on the corpse of an unknown dealer. Consume to gain weed. Go on, if left alone, it would only serve as weed for demons...” A White Fog Construction Gate blocks your path. You cannot cross until you have defeated an Arch-itech and retrieved their Permit.

[@JulesJuno737]

Secret documents and audio logs, eh?

[@gregstinkston7634]

Bring a greasy boy pepperoni and jalapeño chips to learn the plight of the dilge rat population.

[@BenLubar]

I want to read the item description on the Closet Chocolate

[@xaviertrudeau-deschenes8054]

Hell yeah Verdun I work in Pointe-St-Charles, my toddler's daycare is next to a crackhouse on wellington, on my way home from picking him up I was waiting for a red light at Bridge and Wellington where that car wash is. A dude straight up tried to get in my car, clung to it as I drove away, found his way to the hood of my car as I botched a u-turn, and we stood there at a standstill blocking traffic leading to Victoria Bridge for like 10 minutes until a 6' tall good samaritan told him to get the hell off

[@skunthundler]

This gonna be rich coming from an American, but how do you live in that hellzone?

[@AurasFeel]

The daycare is next to what

[@Shabingus007]

You poor poor God damn soul. I'm sure it was a good deja vu attempt. Love from Ontario.

[@xaviertrudeau-deschenes8054]

@@AurasFeel *alleged* crackhouse

[@xaviertrudeau-deschenes8054]

@@skunthundler To be honest it really was a freak occurrence, the area has been gentrified quite a bit in the past years and I've been in this area for 3 years, nothing remotely this bizarre has happened before. This was like a week before Xmas and our lockdown too, oh the memories

[@deleted_d00m48]

And the Angels said “Flee Laval with your lives! Don’t look back, and don’t stop anywhere in the plain! Flee to Montreal, lest you be stricken down and turned into a shitty Suburban house”

[@sphealingit222]

And lo, as a reward for protecting the lord's real estate agents from Laval, Lot received some decent housing in montreal with enough money to secure a solid year of protection.

[@deleted_d00m48]

@@sphealingit222 but only a year, he’s not a charity

[@danherondraws]

I can't get enough of the joy blooming on Pat's face when he registers the name of the city

[@mr.negativenancy5751]

I was doing street view of Laval, thinking "there's more than one kind of house. They're exaggerating." I started clicking on other areas of the map, but my computer froze. Or I thought it did because the neighborhoods looked so similar.

[@Tuskor130]

Your computer froze due to the Gypsy Curse placed on Laval

[@thebeardedmen]

WOOLIE, THE RÉCRÉATHÈQUE HAS BEEN CLOSED FOR YEARS!

[@GearGearRingLeader]

The pain of knowing that never goes away.

[@Samm815]

The what?

[@GearGearRingLeader]

@@Samm815 It was an iconic Recreation Center in Laval, that some years ago was shut down and then torn down.

[@toob46]

I like when they talk Canada.

[@masterxl97]

*This Just In: Laval Leg of Castle Super Beast Tour Canceled By City Government. Pat & Woolie Left Baffled As to Why!*

[@VideosVlogsThatsIt]

Laval ain't boring! we got: 1) Chomedy Greeks 2) Vimont Italians 3) Other suburbs 4) Centropolis 5) Centropolis 6) Centre de la nature 7) Overprices houses that can be purchased for a fraction of the price by driving 10 more minutes up north You see, Laval is the place to be

[@TonySki]

I live nowhere near Montreal Canada but is really cool hearing about the little stories about a bunch of neighborhoods I'll never go to.

[@vistea1]

The real question though: does Montreal have a Canadian equivalent for Mr. Libido?

[@arthurgomes5188]

It's to cold in there for them to have a man only having underwear.

[@zhentable]

@@arthurgomes5188 The heat of his libido is the only thing he needs to keep him warm

[@Harril8265]

@@arthurgomes5188 That shouldn't matter to the army of drug addicts that apparently lives there.

[@Whatevsman27]

My mom described Laval to me as “the Hialeah of Canada.” As someone who grew up Hialeah Florida, I’mma just assume it ain’t fun

[@JakeN482]

In this episode Pat briefly channels Foucalt.

[@RavenCloak13]

Man, homeless there have it rough. Cold as shit, being used as human experimentation, being pushed around instead of building their own permeant residence that they don't need to pay land taxes for or rent and having their need for housing exploited to get them to take the human experimentation route. ...Fuck, it is just Yakuza up there in those places huh? Least new York sends them here to Hawaii and they go in the bushes. Fair enough they could still get stabbed but we got a lot of bushes and beaches and Habitat For Humanity works a lot here. It's also easy enough to get some building material. Food is plenty in the forest or ocean and your going to be able to get water by just walking a bit to the parts of the island currently raining if the cash you have ain't enough for bottles. Though they also have free water fill up places at parks and stores now with the hand washing places do to Corona now so that's a thing.

[@SaraBanartist]

So Laval was the place Rush was singing about in Subdivisions.

[@gabdevil3]

Pretty much

[@DrDestructo]

As someone who is from Vancouver and who feels like my city escaped from Shadowrun sometimes, I deeply empathize with this clip.

[@callumdonington2227]

But way less cool.

[@y4wnd3r3]

Few things in life bring more laughter than listening to two folks local to some area you’ve never been to talk shit about their area. I have no fucking clue what they are talking about and its great

[@callumdonington2227]

Same dude, my dad's English so listening him bitch about places in the UK always brings joy.

[@El_Legante]

SCP-4829-M: Endless suburb

[@mitcht2599]

Golly, stories and talk about city life and the culture of neighborhoods is always so interesting to me. Growing up in non-incorporated suburbs this is all new.

[@ThatWeirdGuyFromWork]

God, same. I love it.

[@chadmylan878]

Meanwhile, a single tear rolls down Bret Hart's cheek. He knows why. Someone, somewhere is disparaging Canada.

[@ViperJoe]

Eh, I give it a 4/10

[@jonetgames]

I love when Woolie and Pat speak French. Sounds so fancy. And also kinda hot.

[@oradrive745]

I'm a fellow Canadian and hearing all of Montreals weird and dum shit just warms my soul

[@darrianweathington1923]

So what im hearing is that *ALL OF CANADA* except for the west is like Detroitx2 but with more frence

[@hakmada]

West island inhabitants pulled a Dwemer

[@UndeadGary]

They found the heart of Loval lol.

[@cybernurgle6413]

They erased themselves from time and space?

[@travissloan9411]

Now I want a Canadian Silent Hill game.

[@LoydeReed]

ride the TTC for like, a week. and that's as close as you're ever going to get

[@RavenCloak13]

I mean, Canada is already that with how cold it gets, how deserted it can be and all the hallucinations you can get at night with light tricks. Just add moose zombies in the cities and the game writes itself. Hell! Barely anyone knows Canda exist and ESPECIALLY the lands in the very north of Canada. Those super don't exist.

[@brandonfelix8116]

Quebec silent hill game*

[@cattibingo]

"You killed your guy, buddy"

[@Slewiwe]

I use to live in Lachine. And I’ve missed it since I was small. Part of me wants to live there again someday.

[@nathanolney8292]

LACHINE HIGH ARE YOU READY?!

[@erikstrasburg6411]

I don't see why Pat and Woolie are so offended by the guy on their stairs. They're clearly the guys who gave him the drugs.

[@wolfen9113]

Woolie from lavalle now confirms that he did kill that guy, degenerate

[@eriksdrums]

THIS IS THE CONTENT I'M HERE FOR

[@TournedosMozart]

I want a Castle Super Beast's Guide to Montreal now.

[@ThatWeirdGuyFromWork]

Official merch I would actually buy that shit

[@nonemitigation]

ah, it's the chilliwack of quebec. understood

[@vistea1]

[CRAZY TALK]

[@TayoJD23]

Wouldn't it be more like virtually any town on the Sunshine Coast?

[@MrKridem]

The Surrey of Montreal

[@NevetsTSmith]

@@MrKridem oof

[@werewolf873]

@@MrKridem i was thinking swindon

[@weirdo3116]

Well if woolie thinks a metro could've saved west island then I guess he should be happy since they're building one currently. Dubbed the purple line.

[@meteor22]

This was the most entertaining part of the show for me.

[@AdrianArmbruster]

For what it's worth I found the couple square blocks around Chinatown to be nice enough when I visited a few years back. Also you can apparently see Vermont from the actual Mount... Real. Royal? It's pretty neat.

[@SpoopyPants]

So how is Le Vale actually spelled ? i need to see this hive of scum and villainy for myself.

[@Deol1194]

Its spelled Laval

[@Kapoof]

It's Laval

[@convolutedclarity]

Dude are you sure, pvp and nightmare mode are enabled the second you step in

[@Shabingus007]

Laval* Look at it on Google Street view. They're right, its nothing but endless suburbs as certain points. Shit's delirious.

[@Faegbeard]

*INSIGHT GAINED*

[@InReserveProductions]

The description of Wellington trying to do itself up sounds like when New York rebranded Hell's Kitchen to Clinton.

[@Ravensgale]

Laval just sounds like a significantly more French and colder version of Louisville, Kentucky.

[@joewall8210]

Kiting the homeless like in zombies where the power ups are new legislations.

[@alanacope1504]

What’s funny is the one of the most well known streamers, XQC, is from Laval lmao

[@cerdgold225]

Isn't he the guy that lost to crit1kal on chess?

[@johnoneil9188]

My hometown is not nearly as bad but I still give a shoutout to whatever genius thought it was a good idea to build a youth center right opposite to the designated drug pushing spot.

[@tuckinatorinator787]

Didn't know they lived in Canadian Detroit

[@Lonequacker]

So as someone from Connecticut the comparison of Lavel and The West Island sounds way too similar to growing up with Bridgeport, a nightmare city that is so bad they made a joke about it on Family Guy. And Fairfield, which houses the wealthiest people in the entire country with Wayne manor level houses. Both being literally right next to each other.

[@EvilWillYT]

You guys should talk about the Smell of Guy Concordia Metro. It's pretty pungent in in winter, and in summer, who boy. i just hold my breath as we approach until we leave

[@weirdo3116]

Oh God the smell. I'm thankful that most of the time i just took the train since i live in vaudreuil. But that crossing was OOFFF

[@sphealingit222]

I did get the distinct honor of my friends coming to my part of the state on a foggy day and them all collectively agreeing that it's a fucked up combination of Hope County and Silent Hill. Does not help that I live within walking distance of 4 different cemetaries.

[@3serio]

Laval isn’t Cleveland, but it is Ghost Girl Alley! from Diamond is Crash🤣

[@xcreenplay7264]

As an american viewer this always interesting to listen too having no clue of the shitty towns lol

[@thoraxe2372]

When will they run around Montreal with bats on their quest to become Sujimon masters?

[@Slewiwe]

Speaking of old burnt down buildings. In Spruce Grove Alberta there’s a rotten old burnt building that use to be the local KFC. It’s been there for years and it’s surrounded by business and the local favourite 50’s style drive in. Right by the highway.

[@zhentable]

We have a project where i live and i went thourgh there once and i guy tried to sell me a gun by putting it aganist my head and saying do you want to buy this. Fucking glad that place is getting renovated

[@laxor0519]

Did you buy the gun?

[@zhentable]

@@laxor0519 Said nah thanks because i didn't have any money and he walked away and i fast walked faster than i ever had out of there

[@pikagammerpluspizza7478]

Is this evergreen content?

[@bengauthier7183]

I lived in the point for 6 years, it was fine. One dude got shot outside my window but that's all. Rent was decent, had a backyard, neighbors were chill.

[@Harril8265]

You must be seriously hardened if a person getting shot outside your window is "fine".

[@Cosplaythief]

Yesterday super early morning (after curfew, I'm not getting fined!) there was such a thick fog in Montreal that I thought we were in a scary video game. You could barely see in front of you.

[@blondie5835]

Yo okay, what the fuck is up with those staircases for real. That looks terrifying.

[@Shabingus007]

Quebec is the Irythill of Canada. Bunch of scary stairs, cold, full of hollows.

[@jonetgames]

I want a part 2 to Montreal Lore. I'd like to learn more about Canada.

[@RubyRoks]

The more i hear about Montreal, the more i'm pretty sure the north part of Idaho is just rural Canada but owned by the US. Also I love how this kind of conversation can be had about fucking anywhere. The area i grew up in was too small to complain about certain parts of town, so we'd shit on the other towns in the general area, since most people from the area and tourists lump 2 separate towns together anyway since they're a 5 minute drive apart, connected to the same lake, and emergency response jurisdiction overlaps pretty much the whole fucking county

[@allfinesunshine5184]

Shout out to my hometown of Fishponds, Bristol, what a dumpster fire

[@GodzillaRex100]

Fishponds?

[@screamingsheik2264]

As someone who grew up in the hoods of North Philadelphia I can only laugh at their ideas of what a "bad" neighborhood must be.

[@sirlenemodesto2665]

So how was it for you?

[@cuellartovar]

Dude, I live in Colombia. You get at 3 a.m. to a bad, hell even a regular neighborhood, you're either get out there without your clothes or get stabbed.

[@tarfielarchelone2674]

Hey a fellow north Philadelphian never thought I'd see one here. My area was rough but my father was very adamant about staying away from the Newkirk area.

[@lintilion]

ok big man

[@screamingsheik2264]

@@lintilion The biggest

[@FumiTheSillyGirl]

Montreal: Prepare to Die

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

I come back to learn about Montreal lore at least every other month

[@rahjeel]

Point St. Charles is the Canadian Skid Row, LA. I promise you nightmares if you ever end up in Skid Row.

[@treygoeshard]

Every major metropolis sucks in its own special way.

[@peepaw0_0]

Anytime I have to work in Laval locations i get super depressed lmaooo

[@largetea8475]

Every time they talk about Montreal its like the rest of Canada is vindicated in disowning quebec. At least Toronto has highly specific aggro zones you can fairly easily avoid.

[@shotguncrucifix]

Spawning into Pearson usually means fighting through the Hamilton mobs half the time tho

[@grilin18.]

Montreal sounds like where I like to hang out in Detroit.

[@jimpplumpy3155]

The point lore at 8:14

[@shortsrus]

I live for every time Pat talks about the Pointe

[@shortsrus]

I also know the exact crackhead they're talking about at charlevoix

[@profeseurchemical]

hope she is doing ok

[@jager5547]

As someone from Montreal, this hits so close to home lol omg

[@fien111]

So it sounds like Laval is Montreal's Staten island? Would that mean the residents are Oui-dos?

[@TheWastelandLegend]

I've never been this mad about a place I've never been to.

[@Rudero3]

Man, that Verdun grade school sounds a lot like mine. Is Pittsburgh the Verdun of the US?

[@xScavyX]

Man I fuckin hate living in Ile Perrot it's like West Island but worst cause the buses are double the cost and end at 10pm

[@weirdo3116]

Actually living in west island isn't that bad. It's just that that have a bad rep. Though the buses are fucked for people living off island. Especially when theirs no OPUS.

[@jonetgames]

That was a great opening/opening question.

[@Pup_Majestic]

I can relate this to Pueblo Colorado.

[@Deol1194]

Hey, whats wrong with Lasalle? I live here.

[@CaptainDemo779]

...sounds like Westmount and West Island both need a good ol' fashioned glassing. Someone go find us a couple CCS-Class Crusiers!

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

24:35 there was a guy that did that to my house when I was a kid, had to move out in winter. Luckily the provincial court quickly realized that the guys case was bullshit. Also apparently my parents got a public attorney that just handled shit like some fucking movie mob man

[@idnyftw]

does the Zozo song play when you cross that bridge?

[@unnamedx2]

This reminds me of home, which i still live in

[@erikferal]

Infinity Summer? In Canada??

[@erikferal]

For context, I grew up in Iowa. So my context for anywhere north, has Vikings. Jokes aside, Iowa weather is like 8 seasons, and 5 of them is Winter doing the Demsey Roll.

[@unversedhero6028]

As someone that lives in the Caribbean where it's literally perpetual summer, I can't believe it either.

[@madwarrior1930]

They forgot to mention the ever-present Cerebral Electricity on the cables of the Olympic Stadium

[@gabdevil3]

The only thing that franco and anglo can agree on is that Laval sucks

[@justinh2150]

And with this information, you wonder how Montreal is the 8th largest city in North America between Mexico, US and Canada.

[@ArninoStorm]

Point St-Charles might have been a shit area, but remember the crazy good cheap sandwiches we could get near work?

[@xaviertrudeau-deschenes8054]

CHARCUTERIE WAYNE

[@ArninoStorm]

@@xaviertrudeau-deschenes8054 Yes! I hope it's still open but I doubt it.

[@xaviertrudeau-deschenes8054]

@@ArninoStorm Alas they have been closed for a while, pre-pandemic even

[@ArninoStorm]

@@xaviertrudeau-deschenes8054 Yeah, last I worked at that place they were open only a few days a week.

[@Rinaldimanc]

Why doesn't Reggie interact with Pat, I'm just wondering.

[@SignoreDiClei]

Mmm Maybe the same reason liam and matt gravitated away from him AkA "Not friends anymore" Or just annoying But who know man

[@Harril8265]

@@SignoreDiClei I think you're looking into it too hard. They simply occupy separate spheres.

[@ArninoStorm]

God I hate those staircases: I've got phobia of heights and they're always so fucking slippery and rickety. Calisse d'escaliers a marde.

[@Triniwn]

i went through this video on google maps looking at where they were talking about, and from the outside it doesnt look nearly as bad as they say it is lol.

[@ledzeppelinfan1001]

It looks worse

[@An_Inconvenience]

Point St Charles putting out some real Croydon energy for my brits in the audience

[@profeseurchemical]

millenium tower, adonis

[@Constantine-316]

*Gas-kwang*

[@TriplePalindromous]

Where I live, we get the crackheads asking if we want to have a good time in the best spots in town only

[@ArtsyFoxo]

More Canada Tales hell yeah

[@pleochronic3028]

if this has shown anything it's that Alan Moore's Jerusalem is too strong, and that it's depictions are universal.