Castle Super Beast Clips: More Bethesda Trash Fires!

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[@N00BSYBORG]

Wooby is infinitely dying in a pocket dimenion that shouldn't exist in the real world. He basically got Gold Experience Requiem'd.

[@LightningZerker]

He did his Rubesty.

[@olivermaximo4149]

I know it is kinda randomly asking but does anybody know of a good website to stream new tv shows online ?

[@axelbishop1024]

@Oliver Maximo Lately I have been using Flixzone. Just search on google for it :)

[@kasondamien9895]

@Axel Bishop yup, have been watching on FlixZone for years myself =)

[@olivermaximo4149]

@Axel Bishop thank you, I went there and it seems like they got a lot of movies there =) I appreciate it !

[@FlameOfUdun96]

*AND THEY DON’T STOP COMING* *AND THEY DON’T STOP COMING* *AND THEY DON’T STOP COMING* *AND THEY DON’T STOP COMING* *AND THEY DON’T STOP COMING*

[@cyberninjazero5659]

Todd was looking kind of dumb with his finger and his thumb in the shape of a glitch on his 404head

[@k.-flynn]

@@cyberninjazero5659 smash mouth is ten times the man god coward will ever be

[@Valanway]

Guts fits too much to what you said, and it makes me laugh

[@iller3]

Bethesda is the one thing so CONSISTENT this year that not even CrazyTalk can interrupt it when its making a mistake

[@theangryfinger5795]

Didn't make sense to play this game for fun. Your wallet gets empty and head gets dumb. So much to steal, so much to glitch, q.a. always taking a backseat. You'll never know Todd Howard's goal. OH you never know Tom Howards goal. Hey now your a trash fire, go on get refunded! Hey now your a trash fire, go on get refunded!

[@MysteriousJojo]

Christ, at least Metal Gear Survive just got its awfulness over and done with. Every goddamn day this shit gets worse. We need a part 2 on that Wha Happuh video, there should be enough material for it in about 3 weeks.

[@ahriman79]

Mysterious Jojo Speaking of metal gear Todd Howard: “Zenimax....... I’M BURNING UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP”

[@vistea1]

@@ahriman79 Stand User: Todd Howard Stand Name: Money

[@XxxSp3kTr4xxX]

metal gear survive is bad, generic and all but atleast it works. the only fuck up they had was delaying the release like 2 hours on steam, and well, being an insult to Metal Gear lol

[@fien111]

@@vistea1 kzbin.info/www/bejne/sILVlX6qha-rf5I

[@vistea1]

@@fien111 I was thinking of the song "Money" by Pink Floyd.

[@Adriangabs]

F76 is like that Simpsons scene where Homer fell off the ambulance into a cliff and hits multiple sharp rocks all the way down P. S. Pat is looking like an angrier Kratos (or Phil from Hercules take your pick)

[@AkinNath]

His transition to Danny Devito is nearly complete

[@TheCarlosCobain]

@@AkinNath No more C.K. Louis jokes all of the sudden, eh?

[@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225]

I imagine it's like the movie, where Homer is hanging from something-don't quite remember what- rocking back and forth at full force. slamming into a huge rock on one side, and the sign for a pub called "the Hard Place" on the other.

[@Comkill117]

Every week with this company it’s like: *But wait, there’s more!*

[@josephlien8875]

@@pw5975 In my opinion, there's nothing funnier than a game that fails not just on a technical level, but is also devoid of any design features that made the previous Bethesda games great or even passable. There's a reason the game has been universally shit on. If you like the game then I'm glad there's at least one person in the world who enjoys it but don't pretend like it isn't fundamentally broken in almost every way.

[@josephlien8875]

@@pw5975 Pretty much the insightful reply I expected.

[@josephlien8875]

@@pw5975 My comment was insightful. Yours was not. Judging from the fact that you've posted a comment on every single person making fun of this game on this video, I'm going to assume you're either stupid or blindly sticking up for an objectively broken game to justify the fact that you made a misinformed purchase. I don't care either way. I'm done wasting my time with you.

[@abraxas4261]

P W Yeah, Bethesda will definitely have all these problems fixed in a few months. They've released Skyrim four separate times, and it's not like it still has all the exact same bugs. Fallout 76 definitely isn't a fundamentally flawed concept that people shouldn't have felt any hype over. You need to move past Denial and onto Anger. Bethesda has showed us over the past few years that they hate putting forth even the smallest amount of effort.

[@maharielves]

Watching P W argue with that dude is like doing the speech checks with the junkie at the beginning of Honest Hearts.

[@PoisonInc]

Almost as if Fallout 76 was built on the same engine Bethesda have been using for deca- Oh. OHHHH. I've never been so happy having not bought a game. It's like watching a car crash you weren't in.

[@iller3]

that's no Ordinary CAR! ... kzbin.info/www/bejne/oIHGoH9-iJebabM

[@slicknicdwyer]

You're happy watching car crashes? Are you James Spader from Crash (1996)?

[@arempy5836]

It's like a trainwreck that somehow keeps going down the track wrecking more trains.

[@PoisonInc]

@@slicknicdwyer Thumbs up for the obscure film reference.

[@DrErikNefarious]

Every so often the car explodes again. The car has become ashes and it keeps exploding.

[@michaelince7998]

This game rocks when does it come out

[@pathfindersavant3988]

"Eet juice warks" - Dodd Coward

[@rasusbeijaminas2301]

Next time: Bethesda accidentally (or not) deletes everyone's progress permanently.

[@Valanway]

Bethesda sends a guy who smashes a bottle of either the cheap piss rum or a bottle of nuka cola quantum over your head on accident (or not)

[@flmalegre]

Purgatory babies?

[@jjj7790]

I mean they already had the game accidentally delete itself. The only step up is Fallout 76 causes multiple house fires, or Bethesda accidentally adds every user's address to the sex offender registry.

[@tomhill3248]

@@jjj7790 Hey here's something fun from the internet historians video, apparently some people had their computers brick entirely...BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH! Yeah, that's a step up from deleting itself. Delete the whole computer.

[@DinsRune]

Bethesda accidentally sends Todd Howard to your house and he kills you horribly and doesn't even rob you.

[@courierofyesterday]

76 is the mistake that keeps on giving.

[@lifeiscrap103]

Mistakes into Miracles.

[@Janzer_]

No Pat, he exists to be beaten. Dying is just a consequence, not even an afterthought. That, is his existence.

[@vistea1]

It's good to see the Insomniac Museum making an appearance in Fallout 76.

[@thelaughingrouge]

76 is just a commercial for Outer Worlds anyways. MAN I CAN'T WAIT TO GIVE OBSIDIAN MY MONEY!

[@carom1]

It's amazing to me how every single old guard video game company that I always associated with the best games has just slowly gone to shit. I mean every single one.

[@merric4754]

Oh Bethesda has always been bad at making games.

[@zevorothrappaleano58]

id Software seems to be making a come back

[@Valanway]

@@merric4754 They're great with ideas, concepts and worlds, and are ambitious as hell, but their execution is always marred with a metric fuck ton of American Euro-jank, bugs, and either mechanics that aren't fleshed out properly, or are implemented in one game and are very bare bones or weak, then cut the next without adding on to or fixing what was broken or boring. It's always a mix of being rushed, having too much on the plate, and daddy Zenimax over their shoulders. Also their last two modified engines are crap and don't support (safely) anything more complex than a horse that can climb up walls or a semi-real time map that actively follows the player and updates in certain cases. Sad that a Zenimax game is more bug free and completely solid that the main developers and creator's games.

[@axelskull]

Corporate: hey you guys made a lot of money but spent a lot of money, make as much money with less now. Hey you didn't make as much money so were giving you less money. Hey you made even less money were shutting you down.

[@zeterzero4356]

@@axelskull Video Games!

[@gamersxpro1234]

Imagine Fallout 76 getting a Fallout 76: a realm reborn treatment

[@redbee2956]

Well of course they won't permaban anyone they barely have anyone playing the game as is this is all they have

[@OrilliousTyr]

Some relevant information: Bethesda just downloads all of the Creation Club content into your Skyrim Special Edition, Fallout 4, or Fallout 76 folder regardless of if you actually own any of it or not. I think that probably has something to do with the premium gear being present in the devroom.

[@jordonfletcher8166]

Please tell me. You two are going to let's play DMC5 together... I need that in my life.

[@Brainwave101]

I couldn't stop thinking about how pat was wearing red and woolie was wearing blue, when dante is pat's main and vergil is woolie's.

[@mezeporta]

Didn't they say in a podcast probably but don't get you hopes up?

[@en4135]

@@mezeporta Pats general response on stream has been "Maybe" or shrugging.

[@Weap0]

I know this question but they are playing it on Woolie's channel, Woolie Versus.

[@ffffdsd]

The trailer at the end was perfect From the original creators of much better fallouts

[@tychoazrephet3794]

Whenever I think about Fallout 76, I feel like that scene from Oldboy where the guy is staring at the painting, grinning like a lunatic as the sleep gas fills the room. Fallout is my favorite video game franchise, Fallout New Vegas is my favorite game of all time, and to see this series reduced to this shocking state all I have left in my heart is the chuckle of acceptance watching something I love be murdered. "Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, and you weep alone."

[@tomhill3248]

Hey, Outer Worlds though. Don't get attached to brands guy, because the people who made the game you love, New Vegas, made Out Worlds, and Pat says it's great.

[@Sonicfalcon16]

I just came from listening to the off topic podcast and thats the definition of "this is fine" -Being funny is all we have-

[@lifeiscrap103]

4:49 H1Z1 did do something like this where they agreed to overturn bans on cheaters if they made a public apology video basically shaming themselves.

[@DakkaLova]

Will there be a Castle Super Beast channel?

[@EggBastion]

4:40 - 4:58 ...oh, no.

[@en4135]

Bethesda has always had fairly accessible Dev rooms, but that was ok because they were single-player games a lot of the mechanics of FO76 feels like they sometimes forgot they were making a multiplayer game. You could also chalk it up to the fact that it's the same engine they've been using for years.

[@ChrisPoindexter98]

7:14, 7:45, 7:50 WOW, that is some amazingly timed salt and vindictiveness from the person who made that KZbin video

[@DevonPalmer98]

Hell just release a completely unfinished game and make the players be the testers

[@Entropic_Alloy]

The Bethesda Standard.

[@ShadowWolfRising]

I mean.....you say that, But I feel Like there's a way to make that work.

[@Adriangabs]

That could work as long as they actually listen to helpful feedback

[@stephenuchiha6430]

Devon Palmer pretty sure SAO did that, and over 2000 people died.

[@lifeiscrap103]

And then BAN the testers for testing too hard.

[@Geneolgia]

I guess only masochistic people play this game at this point

[@myb8955]

@@pw5975 It's hard to pejoratively refer to it as a bandwagon when they're giving legitimate reasons to dislike the game and the company behind it. I don't think the people who are disappointed with having spent money on this game are hating on it because it's the next big trend and they just wanna fit in on the hate circle jerk. They hate it because the game is fucking garbage.

[@thehanukkandor590]

@@pw5975 fuck you, piece of shit.

[@myb8955]

@@pw5975 What "bullshit reasons"? What, is not liking Fallout 4 because it lacks many of the role playing elements that were present in the older games a bullshit reason now? Is thinking their games fucking suck because they're shoddily thrown together and rely heavily on mod support to fix them suddenly a bullshit reason to dislike Bethesda? Why even complain about people hating on Bethesda within the comments of a video that outright proves that the company deserves the backlash they're receiving if you're not even gonna provide any concrete examples of people being unjustified in their dislike of Bethesda? Give me a case of this hate bandwagon doing something legitimately unjustifiable so I can get a better idea of what you mean, because it honestly sounds like you're the one spouting bullshit here.

[@drinklewinkle]

It's a neat new map for fallout 4 gameplay with 0 story and 100% background storytelling. Ain't perfect by any means but they nade a few gameplay changes and are actually fixing the game. Got my time out of it and keep coming back if not just to make some new houses. Gonna be real though, I'd have been happier if I could have just gotten the map in 4. But hey, that's just how shit works sometimes.

[@myb8955]

@@pw5975 I never said I liked New Vegas or that I even disliked Bethesda. Shooting down the strawmen I knew you'd immediately go for doesn't mean I like or dislike any of the games I mentioned in my examples, barring 76, which is a piece of shit. You also haven't shown me an example of the hate bandwagon doing something legitimately unjustifiable. Your thinly veiled attempts to bitch out and fall back on lazy bait to avoid answering my question don't mean anything to someone who doesn't idolize video game devs or their products.

[@danherondraws]

so, how is the "Days since last fuck up" counter over there? XD It's good to see news that make the guys laugh :3 They even did synchronized after-laugh-sighs

[@ZerberusKnight]

Pat "Did someone say FF14?!" McGinger

[@SeanR794]

5:18 IT BROKE NEW GROUND

[@manbearpigsereal]

Fallout 76 is the gift that keeps on giving. I mean, if you didn't buy it of course.

[@Toanon]

Ah now here's something we can all agree on compared to controversial (read: wrong) opinions on the Persona series

[@k.-flynn]

well we did all agree pat was wrong, but who wouldnt?

[@gameb9oy]

K. Flynn we talking about the Futaba link thing? Just gonna ask, is it actually as bad as Pat made it sound?

[@k.-flynn]

@@gameb9oy i've never played persona, but pat essentially thinks that the persona characters' insecurities are their actual personalities and... i dont understand how he finished the game if he thinks that.

[@siefer117]

@@gameb9oy From what I read on the Wiki Futaba's friend is heavily implied to have been sexually abused by her parents, and the in game solution is just make them good again so that they can be a happy family. Edit: But really people are just mad that Pat hates their waifu.

[@Sonicfalcon16]

I'd rather someone have worse opinion on persona than for them to play 76. I'll at least trust persona is a finished game

[@notesscrotes4360]

I can't believe Woolie keeps Genshiken right next to Scott Pilgrim like I do.

[@manticorephoenix]

Coming back to this evergreen content and just now realizing that the dev room is for QA testing, and now that confirmed for me that the company of Bethesda, and all their infamous glory for not testing their games, they do have a dev room for testing, that apparently they never used for testing this game

[@tailedgates9]

"He exists to die." That fucking kills me. X'D

[@TheNightGroper]

Are you fucking kidding me? This is some top tier shit pants going on, and it's hilarious!

[@HoChiMints2007]

Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies

[@matrix3509]

I remember how in Oblivion, so many of the mods I used just put their added items or whatever in the test room because they didn't want to put them out in the world, that I memorized its ID number. The fact that they would let that shit be accessible in a multiplayer game is fucking hilarious.

[@0rriAndroid]

Y'know, at the very least Metal Gear Survive was fine in and of itself. Can we petition to give the Fallout and Elder Scrolls licenses to say, Rockstar

[@Playernumbernull]

If anyone should get the Elder Scrolls license, it's either Obsidian or Warhorse Studios.

[@Doomroar]

What about just closing Bethesda, they have a bunch of other great games like Doom, Prey, Dishonored and The Evil Within, if they will fuck all that up, i rather they just die.

[@danknugglit8978]

I made my base right beside that. Too bad i didnt accidentally get mysef banned, that would have been much more entertaining than playing dumpsterfire 76% off

[@fien111]

"How the fuck did you get in?!" "coc HowardRoomExt314"

[@Tonyd5736]

You know I remember way back when they said they couldn't increase the carry weight because the server could only calculate so many items in it at once and I wonder if they deleted the admin room how much space that would clear up

[@Tonyd5736]

Sorry Dev room mistyped

[@portalmaster1127]

mysterious jojo and flame of udun the highest liked comments on this? what is this a crossover episode?

[@XWolfXKingX]

i am incredibly unsurprised that it's just the FO4 qasmoke again.

[@francescolombardi3438]

woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-wooby woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-wooby woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-wooby woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-wooby

[@Hecubusx]

Woole and pat still at it!!!

[@chellejohnson9789]

Fallout: 76 Reasons to Stop Playing Seriously guys

[@In-The-Zone]

That moment Fallout 76 is so bad it justifies one of the dumbest things in SAO season 1... god damn. Jeff if you are watching this, I hear your internal scream.

[@HypotheticalBees]

In The Zone haven’t seen SAO, but I’m curious what you’re talking about

[@In-The-Zone]

@@HypotheticalBees There is a point in which the main character goings into a dungeon and just fucking finds the Dev console.

[@danganronper6278]

Funny how I thought this video came out today...

[@conelybiscuit4985]

reset the clock, it has been ZERO DAYS since the last Bethesda fuckup

[@facsimileq1906]

Bans conditional on apology letter is the best.

[@rosshickman8743]

Bethesda is trying to keep that combo going.

[@Sinfulhype]

Reset the clock

[@Sitruk86]

i'm glad every single week there's a new "bethesda fucked up again" news

[@TheDestroyer354]

Actually yes to the ban being dependent on the player. H1Z1 devs told cheaters and hackers that they would be unbanned if they uploaded a video to youtube apologizing for it and shared it with the devs. You can find a bunch of these videos still to this day of countless people saying that they are sorry and to please unban them.

[@AussieDragoon]

And the Banned people all collectively say "Finally I have a reason to stop playing."

[@Left4Coragem]

RESET THE CLOCK!

[@waltonkromer2702]

How is it possibly to fuck up this royally? I'm mean for christ's sake, they're a triple A developer you'd think they could keep their shit and loose ends together like actual professionals! Instead there's a PR nightmare every goddamn week. BTW I think WarZ had a similar scenario considering cheaters and bans with eventual letters of apology.

[@Celestialbeing21]

I would like to just remind everyone that during the PS3/Xbox 360 era, gamers (me included) were excited as hell because with the consoles having access to the internet, Developers would be able to correct their mistakes and broken games FOR FREE!!! FOR FREE!!! No more broken games!!! *Slowly looks at Mass Effect Andromeda*

[@17clon2cwr]

I’m wondering what their new elder scrolls game will be after everything with fallout taking a dive?

[@sanninjiraiya]

5:18 is a clever rlm reference

[@DoctaDaKing]

So does the “76” in Fallout 76 represent how many weeks in a row something fucked up with the game happens?

[@GrassToucher-]

THEY BROKE NEW GROOOOUND

[@Nightweaver1]

It's free digital real estate!

[@vanhala1]

that's some dot hack shit

[@alexgregory1326]

Never forget that Fallout 76 was available for preorder before they told you what it was.

[@drs4983]

Is it bad that I couldn't tell which podcast it was from by the title?

[@narwhal1724]

this isn't anything new countless people have been banned in WoW for numerous exploits/glitches/dev areas

[@bluebaby30]

THEY BROKE NEW GROUND

[@facsimileq1906]

Is there any particular reason why they cant just patch out the dev room?

[@PregnantAdamSandler]

Remember when people were like "Yeah it's gonna be buggy but it's still going to be fun" regarding fallout 76 before it came out

[@WonderGamer101]

Xward 555 Isn’t that what Bethesda’s statement was?

[@IgnatiusAlpha]

Bethesda is actually trying to piss people off now. It's impressive, really.

[@sorubro2193]

love ya woolz

[@Blackcloud288]

What's the opening song to the podcast?

[@angele9375]

Ya h1z1 did that

[@siefer117]

I'm as hyped about Outer Worlds as the next guy, but I'm gonna ask the honest question of "has Obsidian had full control of the developer reigns for a new IP since Alpha Protocol?" Don't get me wrong, for all of it's flaws Alpha Protocol is an absolute gem to me (and a good example for when you make a game with limited dialogue options), but it's a buggy, unbalanced mess. That apparent mess is what kept people from seeing the shine that lay beneath. So, while I trust Obsidian to make a fun game for those of us that are fans, I can't help but wonder if what they produce will be commercially viable in any way.

[@Smileyhat]

They did create both Pillars of Eternity games as well as Tyranny. They're different kinds of games from Fallout or Outer Worlds, but they were pretty successful, especially in a genre that seemed dead at the time the first Pillars came out.

[@siefer117]

@@Smileyhat Both games that I played, but they lacked something: a third dimension. All of there 2D isometric games are fun because that is what they are the most experienced in. Can you name a 3D game of theirs that isn't messy or based off someone else's gameplay?

[@Smileyhat]

@@siefer117 Not specifically, but they do seem to be making a very Fallout-like game, so their experiences with New Vegas ought to help.

[@siefer117]

@@Smileyhat But like I said, they are great when it comes to RPG elements of a game. I just have yet to see them pull off a game with full 3D movement that didn't build off of someone else's already established gameplay (including engine, code, assests, etc.) Edit: I missed where you talked about then working on New Vegas. They did indeed, but I can't push aside the question of how much help they had with that. I assume working in a new engine is like learning a new language, not everything you know in one may translate well into the other. Hell, it might not translate at all.

[@madogod6833]

Still mad that i could've gotten the game for $30 or less.

[@themightycaolf6549]

Didn't fortnite make hackers make an apology video to get back In?

[@josephknight8793]

Is Bethesda actively trying to nuke their reputation with this game? Is this a cry for help? I dunno whether to pick up a pitchfork or a phone and dial the suicide hotline.

[@ferpman2179]

Is this streamed in the Game Grump office? Looks familiar.

[@FlameOfUdun96]

Nah, this is the Woolie Hole

[@ferpman2179]

Aha. Thanks.

[@Graysett]

I refuse to buy any game Bethesda develops (not produces) until they make a new fucking engine. So far I'm not unhappy with my choice.

[@muhammadfaizmohdnasiruddin2889]

I really, REALLY hope that TES6 isn't (at least majorly) effected by this...

[@arempy5836]

I'm sure Skyrim 2 will be fine.

[@warzone822]

I love how ridiculous this is, we fucked up making a video game so apologize to us for soaping up the floors and you slipping

[@grex8913]

This game needed to happen. It's gonna wake up normies to Bethesda's shitty ways, and they no longer will have their Bethesda pass on things like bugs and bad animations.

[@arempy5836]

No, I don't think so. Once they release another game (TES/Fallout/Starfield) in the same buggy state as before it'll seem great in comparison to 76. If someone couldn't realize the mediocrity before, I doubt this will wake them up.

[@trenchcoatjoe1891]

How dare you play the game get banned

[@JMONE3Y1000]

THIS IS LITERALLY A ROOM FROM FALLOUT4 ITS THE SAME ONE AND IVE BEEN IN IT! IM FUCKING YELLING BECAUSE THEY'RE SO GOD DAMN UNPROFESSIONAL!

[@magnumbadguy9354]

... This is might actually be the worst it's ever been. The absolute worst. Like, no hyperbole. Fallout 76 is a fucking disaster.

[@MrJustinArt]

What an actual shit show that game is.

[@MegaTyler93]

Not gonna lie tho, Outer Worlds looks like straight trash.

[@arempy5836]

Why?

[@MegaTyler93]

Arempy 58 Because it’s extremely obvious that it’s trying to be similar to Fallout. And yes, I know that “that’s the point” or “it’s supposed to be a dig at Bethesda”. But I’d respect it a hell of a lot more if they just didn’t do that, and went more original with it. You know?

[@arempy5836]

@@MegaTyler93 I can understand but I wouldn't say that makes it trash. Plus, it's being made by the original creators of fallout so it's less of a ripoff and more of return to form.

[@darkpuppetlordful]

@@MegaTyler93 I mean kinda early to call it trash. We have one trailer, that yes is designed to dig at Bethesda. But by your token metro Exodus is trash because it shares genre tropes with other games (despite not being out)

[@darkpuppetlordful]

@@MegaTyler93 also your argument that it's trying to be like fallout is pretty weak. For starters it seems to be more space/corporate dystopian than nuclear apocalypse. It also seems to be more comedic in tone overall