Cat Woman, Goofier Than You Remember (Movie Recap)

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[@tmaziriri]

W.B: "We need a script for a new Cat Woman movie" Screenwriters: "Say no more" *10 months later* W.B: "Has any one of your idiots ever opened a catwoman or Batman comic book before? She's a cat burglar, not an actual cat!"

[@innocentanthony3324]

But being an actual cat is much fun tho

[@cajejskscaksls2996]

They sadly couldn’t use selina kyle for copyright reasons.

[@moonfoxx814]

@@cajejskscaksls2996 but doesn’t Warner bros own dc? Or did they not back then?

[@davidogundipe808]

@@moonfoxx814 they've owned DC since the 70's

[@Roman-gy7pr]

@@moonfoxx814 Yeah, but sometimes these companies sell the rights for their characters. Like Marvel selling Spider-Man or Venom to Sony. It's just business.

[@Ciborium]

"This is an actual line that somebody wrote." How did this film not win an Oscar for Best Screenplay?

[@hazyworld8626]

Don't worry. I'm sure it won a award in another award show, considering how there's a lot for every genre. Edit: Got curious, it won two worst movie awards, A Stinker and a Raspberry award.

[@eggdog1051]

When cat woman stepped on frame and said "it's cattin' time" my whole theatre began to cat uncontrollably all over the place, truly the most movie of all time.

[@DekkarJr]

I catted in the corner of my room and it stinks !

[@bherdilla8102]

that shi was not funny bro... sorry to break it to you

[@frnidk1903]

@@bherdilla8102 humor is subjective

[@justbass4]

learn to write

[@bherdilla8102]

@@frnidk1903 nope its not. This is objectively unfunny. Overused, unoriginal, and plain dumb.

[@heavyhitman]

9:25 That thief's got some supernatural power as well. Which he used to break the glass before the butt of the gun even touched it.

[@kimuknwamda1]

😂

[@mijajajaja]

I love how her "sexy haircut" from almost 20 years ago is *literally* what we know as the "Karen haircut" today

[@TheGoMetal]

Your humor never fails to entertain me

[@kabysummit5801]

She took three men at the same time oh my Purrrfect

[@ezrasirman7414]

@@kabysummit5801 that’s a purrrrrrfuct comment 😂

[@MrRono19]

relatable

[@alexd.3048]

It was average, but for me it truly was a great 2000s-style movie, like a quintessence of what made a movie from the beginning of 2000s special. The yellowish lighting, it's always summer, everyone is friendly, dichotomy good and bad -especially BAAAAAD business people-, sexy all over the place, a caricatural love story with the law loving the burglar, puns, kinda spiritual, the shots in the neighbourhood... Think of "Fast and Furious" saga, "National Treasure", "The bicentennial man", "Legally blonde", "Transformers", "iRobot", "Idiocracy"... they all convey the same feeling of summer, freedom and adventure. I mean, I love it.

[@HoDoBoDo]

My favourite part about this movie is that Patience's best friend is Lois Griffin.

[@Blackout5871]

9:18 That haircut was the best thing to come from this movie.

[@vismaysingh9373]

Minute movies is truly one of the channels of all time

[@sunmoonstarkiwi]

Finally, someone made this movie bearable. 😄

[@kermitgotthesickkicks4265]

I mean it's more bearable that morbius in all fairness atleast this film is entertainingly bad.

[@luther1546]

This movie is a brilliant comedy and Halle looks sensational.

[@0utlaw0]

Minute Movies I would love it if you did a movie review on *Weird: The Al Yankovic Story* starring *Daniel Radcliff* with skillful click-baiting I believe this movie could get you the subscribers you need to reach 1 million I have faith in you bro! Keep up the awesome work!

[@liquidtotem77]

When the cat breathed life back into her, I wanted you to say "Catceanera" so bad.

[@sandassassin6650]

I wonder what kind of drugs the writers were doing when writing this movie.

[@AenesidemusOZ]

ALL of them!

[@ItzPlazmaaa]

The security dudes had stormtrooper aim

[@cashtv2966]

Lemoew James and Steph Kitty part was so funny

[@KevinKimmich44024]

I think the cheeseball lines in these movies are part of the genre.

[@Kncperseus]

Btw, Bast doesn't represent duality in women. It's Sekhmet who does. Sekhmet represents untamable fury. When calmed she turns into the cow-goddess Hathor.

[@-Secret]

I loved every moment of this cringed movie. Like it's so unreasonable and goofy that it's good, plus the main character is GORGEOUS making it that more bearable and enjoyable.

[@jeremyw9640]

Becomes cat woman "you can't make this stuff up" lmao 4:53

[@OGAROB]

Your jokes will never get old.

[@NonnyStrikes]

"then mufasa" lmao I lost it

[@blanknull5188]

"Still better then Morpheus" Ouch.

[@AceMoonshot]

When the Recap is better than the movie...

[@AceMoonshot]

@minutemovies1_ Huzzah!!! I'm a winner! I'm Somebody Now!

[@grapeshot]

Yes this movie is quite goofy and it takes place in a city somewhere in the United States that's most definitely not Gotham.

[@robborinaga3768]

The lemeow james caught me off guard HAHAHAHAHAHA

[@justinnelson6794]

This movie was! It is definitely one of the films of all time.

[@justinnelson6794]

Scam

[@toniijackson7970]

"do you really think you still have that job"😭😭😭😭😭 you're funny.

[@TheFlamingIcicle]

You have no business being THIS funny with THAT movie.

[@trentdawg2832]

Ferris wheel is far from a roller coaster…..damn these minute movies are awesome….their actually better than the actual movies and take a fraction of the time to watch and are wayyyyy funny’er

[@alexmomo2851]

🤣🤣🤣The only Morpheus I know is the one who gave Neo the pills...

[@RobsRobotChannel]

Yea I'm so confused about that... maybe he meant "Morbius", that move with Jared Leto?

[@Chasing_santino]

Still love it🥰 I’m so glad it’s found a fanbase

[@Makoto03]

This recap of catwoman was hilarious. Loved it. :)

[@capricejohnson3128]

"...and where...is the Bat Man? He's at home....washing his tights!"

[@siphamandlamazibuko1424]

9:25 the glass broke before he smashed it.

[@CactusJackIV]

Can’t wait to check out the full video once I get off work. Keep up the awesome work! Working toward 1million!!

[@MewsHeart151]

🤣her name being what it is makes explaining the movie even funnier

[@stas4017]

Moral of the story: what the cat doin' ?

[@paradhoax]

'' MARVEL CAN NEVER DROP THIS '' 😂😂😂

[@daisy_10_97]

I watched the whole movie before, and I noticed you skipped a few important scenes that would've helped some parts make more sense, but overall the video's great

[@humanbeing4321]

Changed the likes from 69 to 70 and no one can stop me.

[@godw1ll99]

i mean compared to what weve been getting lately this movie was gold.

[@reverseflashplays8615]

You are dead but you are still patience and also cat woman lolll

[@nitroglycerin_3455]

"She's definitely blushing under that mask" ._.

[@tiggzr9744]

I love this movie, I still love it

[@zachariahbrown-iv1ju]

bruh this man always makes me laugh when he says clapped or something else😂

[@Fihyyhvcffggcfffa7961]

love your recap thanks

[@saulgoodmangaming3460]

My brain is melting

[@RobertAlvarezThePsychicWitch]

I have always been a fan of Halle Berry. Although I have not watched every movie in which she has starred, I have watched more than a few of them. I AM well aware a lot of people dissed this movie, or trashed it. Personally, I enjoyed it very much. Of all the villains Batman faced, Catwoman remains my favorite (and yes, my favorite Catwoman is THE Eartha Kitt). I especially enjoyed the Ancient Egyptian connection and Midnight is not only super cute but super helpful to Patience/Catwoman.

[@WilliamWizer]

I like catwoman, I like Halle Berry, I enjoyed the movie. but,... this crap is so bad that children promised her to study and do their homework if she promised them to never make a sequel. I guess that those children did their homework since Halle Berry refused to do a sequel.

[@RobertAlvarezThePsychicWitch]

@@WilliamWizer Wow! I must ask: Halle Berry's children, or children who happened to watch this movie?

[@WilliamWizer]

@@RobertAlvarezThePsychicWitch children from a school she visited for whatever reason she had. don't know, don't care. evidently, when a VIP visits a school or similar, they always give the speech about education, listening to the teachers and parents, ... and the children agreed to do their homework if she promised no sequel. I don't know if the children truly did their homework (children will always be children) but there's no sequel.

[@RobertAlvarezThePsychicWitch]

@@WilliamWizer I rarely read about celebrities, and I have always loved trivia. Thanks for the reply.

[@WilliamWizer]

@@RobertAlvarezThePsychicWitch my pleasure. I, like you, rarely read about celebrities but, like you, I learned about it by pure coincidence.

[@annawhite1591]

funny how they made this cannon into the og batman movies, and maybe where bruce got the whole "thats the idea, anyone could be batman"but does this mean a magic bat got to him??

[@palesamothibe7812]

😂I love this movie I watch it every single time I see it playing

[@Starh_jayy]

The woman was hittin by a radioactive cat an turned into “HALLE BERRY” I mean cat woman 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kirbymarchbarcena]

Well, she died and she was reborn...kinda saying the same with her career, though, and I'm glad she did.

[@koolkidmalumunzolo]

I actually enjoyed this movie, granted I was a kid but I really do still like it

[@EricaGarfinkel]

Nice howwhen the lady throughs the pictures on the ground there's one of Michelle Pfeiffer original cat woman among um.

[@AenesidemusOZ]

I just realised that the other Catwoman (Michelle Pfeiffer) is included in the photos that Ophelia threw onto the floor.😮

[@mrmurdx8956]

This movie was clearly still shaking off what remained of 1998.

[@DeltaSpider_]

13:57 "They're now on a rollercoaster ride..." That's a Faris wheel, Minute Movies.

[@LordChristoff]

I was going to make a cat pun but you seem to have covered all of them, GG.

[@MoviesXplained]

I love Halle Berry 😍😍 I recapped a couple of her recent movies too. 👍👍

[@t.a.ackerman4098]

Great commentary!

[@ericholder2026]

WOW probably the BEST movie EVER!!

[@terriblehorribleawfulvarie7088]

Honestly this movie was made only so people could see halle berry in a leather catsuit and it's something I respect because who wouldn't want to see that

[@rylan6298]

i love watching these goofy videos

[@AC-iz7eh]

Yo just realized that George the CEO of the company is The Merovingian from The Matrix 😂

[@HibiTeamQueso]

Please do Resident Evil, I love that saga

[@MarcusGOfficial]

A FERRIS WHEEL is a ROLLERCOASTER?!?!?!?!?!

[@chrisharris5712]

They need a sequel with Michelle phiefer as a cameo

[@samsmusichub]

7:03 lol no accountability.

[@arnabkumar4610]

Wake up wake, minute movies uploaded

[@moonfoxx814]

Now this was nostalgic. Can u do Batman Returns one day?

[@brandonspain12345]

To me, the biggest flaw with the film was simply it wasn’t really a Catwoman movie. Yes, there’s a character named Catwoman but It just makes me ask “What was the point of calling this movie ‘Catwoman’?” Aside from being cat-centered and the costume vaguely resembling the character, there’s little about this movie that actually relates to original comics and character. It’s such a mystery why there was a complicated legal battle on using Selina Kyle’s name. Like, you guys are working with a studio who has the rights to Catwoman/Selina! (And from my research, many older drafts MENTIONED Selina Kyle from ‘Returns’ died and had a Batman reference. (And there’s even a photo of Pfeiffer’s Catwoman as an Easter Egg in one scene.) Why make it spin-off? Make it a reboot instead of making your awful ideas off as canon with good movies. So in calling it ‘Catwoman’, did WB think fans of Michelle’s Catwoman or fans of the comics were going to flock to the film simply because it was also called ‘Catwoman’? It’s just one of those really dumb studio choices that got this flick so much hate. In essence, it’s just an artistic/supernatural revenge story, but because they chose to brand it as Catwoman and have a backstory that involves LITERAL catwomen, it became universally hated. You can tell the writers just watched Batman Returns as quick research. The film has more in common with BLACK CAT than Catwoman. They could’ve just called this movie “Patience Phillips” or “Shadowed Destiny” or something stupid like that, made it an original movie, and taken out any connections to cats and the stupid costume, and I can guarantee Halle Berry wouldn’t have gotten a Razzie award. Hell, I mean Entrapment (1999) is a more accurate Catwoman adaptation than this. (Rework that film’s script with DC references and it would be more remembered fondly from fans and viewers, and Catherine Zeta Jones would have still been talked about in heated debates if she was the definitive Catwoman, to this day.) So let me just say this to any writer or filmmakers in Hollywood when making an adaptation. If you fail to understand or capture what you’re adapting a story or series that people love: *CALL. IT. SOMETHING. ELSE.* As seen with Godzilla ‘98, Inspector Gadget, Dragon Ball Evolution or the Mario movie, Branding an existing property with a fan base might backfire and hurt it’s legacy. It will confuse casual people who aren’t familiar with the original and will just anger those who are familiar. There was an original superhero movie called Darkman directed by Sam Raimi, and it was essentially The Shadow set in the 90s with sci-fi, and tragic horror elements. But guess what? It’s not branded as _The Shadow_ and the characters don’t share the names of those comics. It’s an adaptation-in-spirit only. And a hell of a lot better received than if it was a Shadow movie. I actually liked it when Halle Berry was trying to act like a classic Catwoman giving the material she had to work with. She almost did a great job recapturing her sly attitude. I just would’ve rather see the movie work as an original movie that’s an adaptation-in-spirit rather than a title because those that defend it would’ve been better justified for not being a real Catwoman movie.

[@WestonNey]

My favorite part was when she said “It’s cattin time, and proceeded to cat all over the place.

[@BLOXKAFELLARECORDS]

My Ex Girlfriend had a radio-active cat. ☢

[@Fountainova]

I think this movie is better at portraying cat woman than other cat woman movies.

[@BentleyBohemian_96]

This was such a good movie

[@comyxcon4gaming860]

To take piss shots at it, that is.

[@Jo-zi5px]

Gotta love Mad TV and Lois Griffen … 💯🤗

[@derekblack2000]

That last line lol

[@Chadwinw]

I understand if you literally got breathed life by a cat but why do girls in my class act like her

[@m.aassuhidis3840]

Good luck getting to 1 mil subs!!

[@Badger990]

Most funny narrator I know

[@beststorytime4325]

18:55 the way they move

[@joserlontoc]

Would've been nice if they did a follow-up movie but they're all focussed on making Superman, Spuderman and Batman movies

[@fakeapple8241]

This was purrrfect

[@nopedontthinkso]

Tbf a cat's breath really does wake u up

[@Cameron20199]

Either the villain was bitten by a radioactive dog, The villain is a dog lover, Or cats killed the villains loved ones.

[@LORDSofCHAOS333]

the opening MY GOD

[@CharlesMakhosiniMvula]

Moral of the story: Still better than morbius, that there was a violation, personally I wouldn’t have it lmao 23:15 😂

[@jahmanibeaumont5421]

U just have to love this guy🤣🤣🤣

[@bast4rdlyreaper]

ITS OVERTIME

[@GillySqueeze]

At the end still better than Morpheus

[@djjozua4244]

Really really love this video 👍👍👍

[@djjozua4244]

Ok thank you very much

[@morecringe89]

So this is where all the true legend of cat ladies...go figure lol

[@denvera1g1]

I..... dont remember this movie at all, for some reason when i think of catwoman, all i can recall is the daredevil spinoff

[@a7super_07]

Minute movies And then the motto should be: We keep you clapping

[@Giarcnek]

Um...No...No It's not. It's still just as goofy. I still enjoyed watching it. (It's a hell of a lot better with a Blunt) Woot!

[@jrodd2459]

Wish she had a more comic accurate costume man

[@vamshix999]

Hey Minute Movies, please make video on RRR from India(Tollywood)....

[@strawhatroj4770]

steph kitty and meow james, oh brother