Cats Greet Owner After Two Months Away

[@isaaclara2485]

That cat in the beginning was like “ well look who came crawling back”

[@SiobhanS1868]

true😂

[@noizusagi6901]

😂😂😂

[@Cosplayinghuman]

Same I thought lol

[@shujibhuji]

Lolzzz

"hooman didn't feed me for 2 months!"

[@h3xty]

Cats: I've never seen this man in my life..

[@hellomynameisnara645]

Hey I'm just a random guy

[@thexavier666]

Man: you're my pet Cat: adopted

[@abyssalplanes]

they recognize scents more than anything else! the reason they're so nonchalant is because he's been away for 2 months, and smells completely different to them. it's kinda like when you bring a cat back from the vet, the other cats treat the one that went to the vet like a stranger, because they smell completely different due to all the different animals and people at the vet

[@h3xty]

@@abyssalplanes it's a meme

[@dani89aditya]

@@abyssalplanes r/whoosh

[@DankMatter]

Long pause because the cat had to verify if he was his owner

[@dolphinboss2357]

Dank Matter reCATcha. See what i did there? No? Okay...

[@magsymagpie3635]

Dolphinboss23 good one!

[@ahmedkadim6724]

Dolphinboss23 nah mate , i see, good one !

[@expressrobkill]

no it was verifying if it gave a fuck, the answer was food.

[@parislorquet4880]

Dank Matter 😂😂 right

[@tonirodriguez6649]

My cat can hear me coming up the stairs when I come home & usually greets me at the door. I was recently gone for 3 weeks and she was stuck to me, literally on or next to me for days after. She’s purring next to my head as I type. She’s my best friend.

[@vladacosabic]

was she adopted from the street?

[@keixsy]

Did you have someone care for her while you were away or did you have a automatic feeder for her?

[@burtonboy0909]

Im about to go on vacation for a week and I dont know what my little Siamese is going to do without me. She is always on my hip already. Part of me doesnt want to leave and part of me wants that return home love I will get

[@redyoshi777]

Huh, what breed is she?

[@Oxading]

She wants food.

[@TBStudios91]

Owner: I've been away two months he'll surely greet me! Cat: ... I see that the rumors of your death were unfounded.

[@riyuhizaru8134]

Sorry to disappoint you

[@MrBreadisawesome]

Underrated comment

[@zxify8502]

I turned this from 777 likes to 778 :)

[@burlyliftlock8117]

cats : day 3008. the human slave has finally returned to MY ABODE. who does this peasant think he is? i dont remember at any given moment us giving him permision to stop feeding us! oh well, if he leaves again death shall be certain.....

[@hightoppler]

Best comment! :D Read it with Tywin Lannister voice in my head.

[@boogwazowski1607]

Cats: hold on a minute sir we're going to need some identification

[@checkm8ate]

Alright sir, It’s you. Access granted.

[@r3gaming545]

*CAT PURRING INTENSIFIED*

[@lilmelo]

The cats was smelling the owner cause cats leaves their smell

[@trap5934]

R3 Gaming fax

[@Enzo_q]

I‘m crying

[@neroknight1234]

The cat by the window was like: "Oh its you"....*looks away*

[@katzenlady3245]

"It's been a long time, how have you been?"

[@lzi9452]

NERO KNIGHT I need an adult

[@madtitan0825]

Lilith more like “...how have u been...oh wait that’s right I don’t give a crap”😂😂

[@katzenlady3245]

@@madtitan0825 It was actually a Portal 2 reference 😂

[@madtitan0825]

Lilith oh damn now that’s awkward...yikes sorry yeah that’s my bad😬😂

[@gmarllo]

They’re definitely matching his overwhelming enthusiasm

[@rezdt4197]

I was thinking the same thing I tapped on this video expecting the owner to be like “OHH HOW I MISSED ALL YOU MY BABIES” but nope it’s the most serious sounding asshole the cats can’t even be happy he’s back lol

[@SirKemzyGodle]

I mean, I’m sure a lot of people don’t get all baby-voice with their pets. I don’t, maybe others do, it’s really just what type of person you are.

[@bluesummers5051]

Yea you can tell he doesn’t do much with them

[@yulesavage7441]

@@rezdt4197 🤦🏿🤦🏿bruh not everyone moves like that …in Africa a pet is a pet they don’t lick me or eat from the same plate nor sleep on my bed .

[@goose1569]

Hahahaha yes

[@davidh7106]

“Man greets his owner after 2 months away”

[@oppaceh7394]

Damn. Hahah

[@nathanielbird9552]

Omgggg 🤣

[@illuzanaerenduill]

Speaking *FAX* here

[@letsfixit2593]

Hahahahaha LMAO

[@EvilDoppleganger]

@@FlabbyTabby Owner*

[@mattfoley6082]

Title should be "Cats disown human after two months away."

[@user-xy9lv6kk2j]

Bunt Cakes no it wasnt

[@darkaoshi27]

Excuse me. But I was expecting a more uplifting comment, seeing as you're a motivational speaker.

[@mattfoley6082]

@@darkaoshi27 I wish you'd do me a favor and SHUT YER DAMN PIE HOLE!!!!

[@TuTuxD6]

My ex gf had a cat that stopped being lovely with her when she went to France. She was gone for like a month and when she came back, her cat acted like she didn't know her haha

[@Cutliwiwi]

@@TuTuxD6 that’s because cats usually rely on smell to know which is which, meaning that if you are away for a long time, your smell changes and the cat doesn’t know who tf you are

[@atticusrex9468]

“Hi Mortia!” “It seems my Assassins have failed. Pity...welp, back to the curtains.”

[@StrikerEureka85]

LMFAO

[@ridikipicklepeckinpuff583]

Moshe I think is the right spelling. It's a Jewish name :)

[@TGreer1203]

LMAO

[@ally2756]

LMAOOOOO

[@jesterssketchbook]

i read that like the cat was Werner Herztog

[@laika6661]

I remember when I first came home from my first year of university away. I saw my old cat Orion who’s been around my whole life and was then quite old. He sniffed me and moved on. I was a little insulted but by night time in my old bedroom he jumped right up into my bed and curled up right against my head and shoulder on my pillow. Sometimes they’re just too proud to admit they missed you.

[@parasemprealice5684]

Or he was just so offended that you left that he needed to give you a little taste of your own medicine.

[@Goddessy]

I love how they had to smell him to confirm this was in fact their human 😂

[@abbyschlaff3113]

I took the sniffing as, ‘where have you been and what have you been doing?’ Like a jealous person might smell their partner’s clothes after they come home late. ‘Whose cologne do I smell on your collar?’

[@Fedarrr]

Cats sense of smell is better than humans, so they depend on their sense of smell more than their sight to figure out who the person is. Its like an ID but you have to smell it.

[@cynthiakeller5954]

@@Fedarrr Ikr! One of my cats loves to do several sniff bumps before she lets me pet her. Just like SimpleItalia commented the other two just hop in bed with me, happy to snuggle with their huge heater!

[@Fedarrr]

@@cynthiakeller5954 sniff bumps yeahh!!!

[@al3e2x19]

I went out only for like a few minuets came back and one my cats had to do the sniff id

[@sixty798]

Owner: Hello blacky Blacky: *wow I really like this chair, what a nice chair*

[@cccc285]

Has this chair always been here? Because something seems a bit different

[@glipk]

Haha

[@saturnspeed1792]

That’s racist bro ...

[@comdnoive]

Saturn OZ how

[@puffy6768]

Saturn OZ please explain why this is racist

[@yasserboumediane1010]

Last cat (black and white) : * actually missed him and greets him properly * First cat : sup dude Second cat (black) : I've never met this man in my life

[@pudgyfolds2186]

the other 2 probably bully the 3rd one

[@kennethnoisewater4423]

@@pudgyfolds2186 The black splodge was like 'nice, I missed this scratch post!'.

[@davidburke2132]

Indeed... the black and white cat definitely loves him. He may not think that KZbin would be impressed but MeTube was quite impressed with the black and white kitty! 😜😍

[@dollarcostbackpacker1226]

First cat pissed... Where you been?

[@overshadow5061]

Fun fact: the black and white cat is a Siamese cat

[@rredding]

When I was a boy, 50 years ago, I loved our cat dearly, and we all did. Now, every year we went on summer holiday for 3 weeks, and a neighbor took care of the cat. When we returned, we greeted our pet, but he went into the garden, and sat there for some three hours, with his back turned towards the house. Then he started melting, forgave us and everything was good again. Repeated every summer until he died.. 😘

[@ivanford7313]

Your cat should have accompanied his family for the vacation...."I wanna go too."

[@agukokobaba4103]

*_He left for two months just to see the reaction of his cats_*

[@jsjzjwbzuqvzusb]

@@ecvjtv2778 i don't think you got the joke

[@agukokobaba4103]

Ecvj TV r/wooosh

[@Pokefan000000]

Ramit Inmah asol 😂

[@daedalus6433]

@@agukokobaba4103 Wooshception.

[@elnagor_]

Shadow Fox7000 what he said? He deleted the comment

[@LaserGryph]

Man: Hey. Cat: There's someone else who feeds us now. You can pick up your final check any time today.

[@bevinroue5788]

Bahhh! You think they ever paid me?

[@whatwillmakebethebestforev8556]

Wow your the only comment he replied on, congrats!!

[@bevinroue5788]

@@whatwillmakebethebestforev8556 Not the only one. For example, I just replied to this one. Congrats! But it is one of the few.

[@Ashriffic]

Bevin Roue ah i see

[@corsariocapitao]

@@bevinroue5788 who took care of them while you were away?

[@R-M-B]

The first cat was like "next time you enter MY house,you knock on the door first"

[@crystalshaw1239]

🤣🤣

[@Dman4901]

FACTs

[@isrv]

Not one fuck given i love cats lol

[@cuteashellx3152]

She actually blinked at him with her eyes which means: "I love you" for cats

[@LifeAsYanaM]

Reda Benjelloun 😂😂😂

[@BillSmith-rx9rm]

I've had many cats over the years. Reactions for long periods of absence differ with each cat and sometimes even will be different with the same cat on different occasions. Sometimes they will display total indifference and say "so what you're back? big deal." Sometimes they will show a little bit of interest and happiness and affection. And sometimes they get really truly excited. The last cat I had, absolutely loved me. She went crazy every single day when I walk through the door coming home from work. Then when she realized I was getting ready to go upstairs to the bedroom she would fly up ahead of me and lay on my bed and wait for me. I really miss her.

[@dani89aditya]

Man : Hello there Cat : *trying to know who the hell is this dude* After 1 minute Cat : oh hi dude, I thought you were dead

[@nikagantz1672]

Best comment ever

[@ketchumuu]

OHHHHHHHH

[@ketchumuu]

OH ITS THAT DUDE FROM 500 YEARS AGO

[@journeyrivenburgh1052]

Given that cats live an average of 16 years, thats a long ling time!!!

[@journeyrivenburgh1052]

You can tell they are very happy to see him, but when he firat walks through the dorr you can tell that the cats going: is this real? No this cant be real who are you??? That cant be him. Two minute later...: OMG DADDYS HOME!!!!

[@schleifpunkt.tv2092]

Imagine when He says "Hello". Out of nowhere you here an "Hello" Back.

[@saiku9081]

And it's his Katt

[@ignatius8006]

There was a crackhead in his bathroom

[@jesusfrancisco9645]

Hmmmmmm

[@JuntsArchived]

i couldnt help but say the returning Hello in a Morgan Freeman voice

[@5gonza541]

They be like: Hello there

[@2Beasty]

Man: Hi guys, I'm home. Cats: okay

[@giulianacr2638]

More like... Mmmmmkay

[@elvenleaf5589]

That's me lol

[@SageVaughn]

Lmao

[@shihanrahmi]

Cats: ...wait who are you again, that socks stink familiar.

[@rngsus4002]

It's obvious the cats didn't like him at all lmao, they couldn't care less bahahaha

[@WatsHisFace]

The battle to open the door was long and fierce.

[@bevinroue5788]

A funny comment. Those are rare. = )

[@SaffrnE]

They're mad at you for going away for so long, they lose interest when they can't trust you. My cat wouldn't come near me for days after I spent just 2 weeks away

[@tavrosnitram1529]

I think it depends on if the cat has chosen you or if you chose the cat Cause a cat at my friends house (who im hoping to adopt) has chosen me and he tries to follow me everywhere, even if their dog is near who freaks him tf out, after weeks of me being away at a time

[@WaspMedia3D]

@@tavrosnitram1529 No that's not why -- not the same. Cats are just weird. In cat language, a cat might ignore you so that it can get attention from you ... girls are weird like that too sometimes. Strange mysteries ...

[@tavrosnitram1529]

@@WaspMedia3D like i said *it depends*

[@Th3Siam]

@@WaspMedia3D yea, hate them types of cats

[@Megadextrious]

Tavros Nitram I know what you mean! My mom got this older cat who likes to cuddle, and I got a young cat who’s still a bit wild and independent. They ended up switching owners lol the old cat and I have more compatible lifestyles, now he’s my baby booboo

[@javiervaldez3161]

First cat its like "oh, hi mark"

[@mute9914]

Javier Valdez no comments?

[@drippycorpz6828]

EliteGaming-Mobile&More Doesn't need more comments.

[@trayshad4847]

I hate people who comment

[@drippycorpz6828]

i hate people

[@chickensandwich4192]

I hate life

[@wakaluli]

the cats were looking at each other like, "i thought you told me you got rid of him"

[@mierardi88]

I'm impressed that three cats were able to keep a house that clean while you were away for two months!

[@_TheSplicer_]

There was probably a cat sitter. I mean who would have fed them or cleaned the litter box?

[@charlot6590]

@@_TheSplicer_ Yeah that's true. Someone should make a joke about that

[@yoursubconscious1774]

@@charlot6590 im impressed that three cats were able to keep a house that clean while you were away for 2 months!

[@OpRaven-62]

@@yoursubconscious1774 There was probably a cat sitter. I mean who would have fed them or cleaned the litter box?

[@arsena5209]

@@OpRaven-62 you're so right! honestly that's great material for a joke right there

[@bluestrife28]

I love the baby at the beginning the shady stare like “where the hell have YOU been?” The one at the end tho the black and white I think is the most attached and forgiving . :)

[@lisashapiro8497]

I miss my cats after 10yra and my family and few frds. ,sigh

[@Neji513]

his stare was more like: "whatever" lol

[@redranger78web21]

LOL 😁😀. No kidding, yeah, your home, who cares?? LMAO 😁😀😆😂 ,.

[@solgato5186]

or falling on the sword for a cut of the other two's treats ;D

[@parizadn8691]

Yeah i think the last one was the most excited one about him came back

[@mightymouse652]

I was away for 9months and this what my cat did “Hi!” *Moves its head, continues sleeping*

[@Lou-fb3fj]

who was feeding your cat then

[@samfranco4641]

Marwa Quen Chuck norris

[@mightymouse652]

Marwa Quen My dad or occasionaly my sister

[@xMissEerie]

Rezarat FN03 Your cat probably doesnt see you as the only owner of his.

[@nothisispatrick6349]

I was away for 1 week and when I came back my cat was constantly meowing so loud and purring and rubbing her face all over me. She then started running all around the house wanting to play. She’s pretty affectionate.

[@kickiniitbak]

The other one is like "Oh... you're back..."

[@FutureStarHG]

Apples ok lol I was thinking the same thing.

[@Ezio999Auditore]

"Brought any food slave?"

[@arcticridge]

in their mind the owner left without saying anything, then two months later he randomly comes back, how else are they supposed to act?

[@yshrenianknight2516]

arcticridge Um... what? As id telling them he was leaving would cha ge anything. They cant understand him much less comprehend what leaving for 2 months is.

[@francesco8320]

arcticridge are you serious? You should watch some dogs reactions

[@Lone_Star_Proud]

The homecoming response was almost too emotional to witness.

[@bevinroue5788]

I'm still reeling.

[@politecat4236]

​@@bevinroue5788even after a decade the emotions are still vivid

[@BRBhorror]

I like how the cats were like 'who...are...you', and then "OH! HI!"

[@sekgo1265]

+BRBhorror Nope, more like: "I thought I got rid of you! Dammit, might as well say hi.." "Hi!"

[@TheTurnipKing]

+BRBhorror probably confused by lack of their own scent. Two months away will do that.

[@vooii7342]

+BRBhorror Then after the cats say "who...are..you." then out of no where an overlay opens up where they get to pick there race, adn edit there selves.

[@Yoyo-PawMom]

who the fuck are you? ohhhhhhh sorry hey hi

[@Azaelris]

xD get to the block prisoner

[@beardtrick]

The cats are like “ what? You expect me to come greet you when you’ve been away for ever! You didn’t write or call. I’ve been worried sick. Don’t you walk away from me”

[@nasus5397]

What cat have feelings

[@shaunchan5890]

Tsundere cats

[@parisimperatorul]

I gave the 567th like

[@xDannyTx]

Dough Boy "Now where you'd go? and why haven't you fuckin called!?" *slaps man

[@ahmedkadim6724]

Owner: hi Cat: who the fuck are you , ITS A THIEF, ATTACK thats what would my wife after me leaving for 2 days

[@my_beloved_Jesus]

Plot twist: he just packed his bags, stepped outside for a few minutes and came back

[@ZombieAppleYT]

Probably hmm

[@SparklyFluffyness]

Loll

[@mercurymusic2495]

Lmao

[@ianjohngonzales4066]

Lol😁

[@bigroy38]

Do that to a Beagle & watch what happens.

[@randomperson-yb5st]

my cat went absolutely crazy when she saw me i was away for like a week and a half she literally was running and jumping and meowing non stop and that just made me tear up

[@giftofgod241st]

First cat was like oh wasn't expecting you ... Well Change the litter box since your here and get outta my sight lol

[@Rez_97]

Underrated comment LMFAO 😂😂

[@user-rz3cp8wf3x]

this killed me

[@dragonboimmdvideos]

me if i were a housewive

[@animelytical8354]

LMAOOOOOOO

[@keithrees4755]

oh yeah that 1st cat had me rolling hard

[@wickedamoeba8719]

Lol, that delayed response is everything!

[@xDannyTx]

Wicked Amoeba right, as in "oh look who finally shows up" 😑

[@SouthChineseTiger]

1:56 "You were the one who left us... I should kill you right here, but lucky for you my claws were clipped last night, and to be frank I'm running a little low on energy, so I'm gonna need some food. You remember where the bowl used to be right?

[@tardis3962]

You left those cats in the house for 2 months

[@wickedamoeba8719]

doctor who 2 Read the description. He had a house sitter while he was away.

[@emily-hg3sx]

They’re unsure that’s why the cat’s sniffing him to make sure it their human

[@aegistro]

Plot Twist: _The cats heard the keys and quickly waxed the floor, wiped the blood from the walls, buried the bodies of the previous sitters, cleared away the mess, and even had time to do your taxes before assuming their casual disguises_

[@thezone709]

TheFaze My favourite comment here lol

[@thehandel112]

Lmao xD

[@niya4670]

💀

[@snitchinkitty2421]

Dogs are actually more violent

[@SyedShamsNasirbruh]

I like how it has 666 likes

[@xnimoeee8410]

Always cute how every cat shows love in a different way

[@dtrix10kc]

First cat: Who the hell...... ? Oh. It's you. Hi.

[@IneedSUBSCRIBERSPLEASE-zb3ri]

dtrix10kc oh hi mark

[@Angie-nw5vn]

Why do people always some how make cats seam mean >:(

[@rainyamamoto2736]

no name will because some are, did you know that if you die in your house and you didn't feed your cat in 4 to 7 days theres a probability that cat will eat you up? Different with dog because if you stop moving they will lick and bark at you and if you still won't move they will call for help.

[@user-sm6iv9jd4s]

Rain Yamamoto GIRL cats do try to help, they just realize sooner than dogs that you're dead. Cats can sense ahead of time when they're going to die, and can predict illness in people so they would get that you are dead. They only eat you because they are left without food and guess what else? DOGS DO IT TOO. After a dog realizes you're dead they will eat you too, so don't give that as a reason to claim that cats are mean and then act like dogs are angels.

[@user-sm6iv9jd4s]

Rain Yamamoto here : "Forty-five minutes later, the man’s mother and neighbors found him dead of a gunshot wound to the mouth, a Walther pistol under his hands and a farewell note on a table. Most of his face and neck were gone-and there were tooth marks around the edges of the wounds. A half-full bowl of dog food sat on the floor." "The German shepherd was calm and responded to police commands. On the way to an animal sanctuary, the dog vomited some of its owner’s tissue, including skin with still-recognizable beard hair." - National Geographic, just in case you wanted some proof.

[@Acdcrulez5000]

The first cat laying down xD "Oh look, the human is back. That's nice. Hello human."

[@Mike_Jones281]

"What are you doing in my house human?"

[@tiarabite]

"hooman" stuff is cringeworthy

[@boyzaya15]

Super Cooling Fan I agree

[@imnotarapper7708]

Acdcrulez5000 is

[@warren5037]

2:38 "youtube won't be impressed" 3.3 millions views later

[@lindhe]

*6 years later

[@a.s.7936]

@@lindhe I wanted to type that but then I saw your comment.

[@lightningpotato2287]

Andreas Lindhé yeah what Andrei said lol

[@asnad59]

I thought he was saying "You two won't be impressed"

[@5gonza541]

Asunatsu「 アスナツ 」 same

[@loisknott3763]

Priceless greeting that's what makes cats such wonderful company

[@alakazoom87]

Was gone for 3 weeks, my kitty of 10 years trotted up to greet me, meowing nonstop. My dog couldn't care less

[@katato]

i hate stereotypes, this proves that the stereotypes with dogs and cats are terrible and should’ve never existed because they’re completely wrong! dogs aren’t superior, and vice versa, they’re both equal.

[@jasminehouston-burns1691]

I've definitely met some very affectionate cats, but that's pretty unusual for a dog.

[@TheK2rla]

@@jasminehouston-burns1691 Perhaps it depends on the breed of the dog? Some are more emotional and require more attention than others.

[@madao2794]

I went for a week they dont recognize my smell at first but when i put my hand near them they immediately sniff and meowing non stop, then proceeded to headbutt my hand and started slow blink

[@alakazoom87]

@@madao2794 all about the slow blinks

[@Ryclic]

The cats are probably like " dang it no more free snacks from the sitter"

[@Monkeyman10367]

Ryan *snacc

[@Animagination03]

he protecc he attacc but more importantly, he get no more free snacc

[@CL-mp4vn]

0:35 the calico: It's been 2 month, no petting, no scratching under the chin. Oh, because you've been out of town but no phone call, no text, no email ?? Why don't you go longer ? I'm mad at you.

[@chickenlegsTV]

Plot twist: this guy doesn't even live there, the Cats were like "let's greet this stranger maybe he'll give us some food"

[@inasilkcocoon]

Plot twist: He entered the wrong house.

[@trippy_nation5300]

Illegal Loli plot twist: the police arrive to the “wrong house” and shoots the man 8 times.

[@GhostNinjaTactical]

Pl0t twist: he’s been there the whole time.

[@mrnexy5385]

@@inasilkcocoon You pick the wrong house fool!

[@guilhermetonon7267]

@@inasilkcocoon *you picked the wrong house, fool*

[@vBDKv]

Silence is bliss. This is why I love cats. No barking all friggin' night long.

[@sreevishva3416]

lol ....the cats dont even love their owners .....look at the cat it hardly even reacted ......cat owners have insane cope mechanism.....my dog will brawl out his eyes if he didn't see me for more than 5 days

[@1Thunderfire]

​@@sreevishva3416Cats show emotion in different ways. Some will be all over you while others are more reserved but they can still be just as loving and there are people who appreciate the lack of clinginess.

[@warrior9694]

“Wasn’t he our previous butler?” “Oh, well, I guess we can keep an extra one”. This the vibe I’m getting from his cats😂

[@AxxLAfriku]

AAAAAAHHHHH!!!! PAAAAAIIIINNNN!!!!!! I broke my hand yesterday because of the hate comments I get all the time. I was so angry that I punched a hole in my computer. Please don't hate me, dear wa

[@wyork212]

It’s sad cus the cats died it was 8 years ago :((

[@rayskidaisuki]

@@wyork212 dude fr omgomg

[@jessiem9960]

@@wyork212 The poster actually replied to a comment just three days ago saying all four cats are still alive.

[@LightDontShinee]

Depressing fact: About half of this cats have probably already passed away 😿 the video is about to be 9 years old.

[@Tombrosapien]

The first one was like, “Not this prick again...”

[@bevinroue5788]

I'm afraid that's exactly what he thought.

[@donphan5532]

lol

[@minika3871]

This made me laugh so much

[@theguy6008]

Owner: I've been away for 2 months. My cats should greet me. Cats: *The f are you doing in our house?*

[@aloywong658]

The black white cat seems fine

[@chigibrahma8763]

🤣🤣🤣🤣my kitty is attached to me but m about go out for some months as well.. my family is there to feed my cat but... what if i face the same welcome... noooo😑

[@chigibrahma8763]

🤣🤣🤣🤣my kitty is attached to me but m about go out for some months as well.. my family is there to feed my cat but... what if i face the same welcome... noooo😑

[@ousmaailayoub5727]

@@chigibrahma8763 Just don't get your hopes up, that's just how cats are, always chill and excited for no reason at 3 am, they don't show their emotions like dogs.

[@since1876]

Cats after two months of being away: "Oh, the human is back." Dogs after two minute trip to the mailbox: "OH SHIT!!! HUMAN!!!! I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!!! I THOUGHT YOU WERE NEVER COMING BACK!!!! I WAS SURE I WAS GOING TO HAVE TO FEND FOR MYSELF FOR ALL ETERNITY, LIKE SOME SAVAGE WOLF!!!!!! DON'T EVER LEAVE ME AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!"

[@lolcow6668]

CRINGEEEEEE

[@eliasbsn380]

@@lolcow6668 its only cringe if you're under 14 years old

[@FatherPun]

@@lolcow6668 cringe what? This man's right. 😂

[@berjerky]

I agree. The reaction of the cats is lame. Doggos after a day won't let you get passed the doorway, will keep on jumping on you and licking you. Especially if they're big, you just can't stand up

[@sevenMOons666]

When I came back from a week long vacation, my little chihuahua boy was aggressively SHAKING and wagging his tail like he didn’t know how to react. Omg dogs are so affectionate, but some cats are too! My current kitty is such a lap cat, we sleep cuddled up to each other every night. I suspect he would have the same reaction if I was gone for a week.

[@empire0]

"oh....you're back....ok" *goes back to cat business

[@Jarocus]

"Oh, btw food bowls empty." *Stretches and walks away*

[@clearnightsky9802]

Jarocus :D

[@j2times2006]

Cat business is very intense lol

[@plaguedoctor198]

empire My cat seems to have Separation Anxiety, a disorder that obviously makes someone afraid if not around others for a long period of time. So, when we go on family trips, our cat tends to get very, very lonely, and starts screaming for us. Kinda sad. When we finally get home and let her out, she likes to rub all of her fur on us and get us furry. Then she just goes back to the routine of basking in our attention.

[@zoeyoung3864]

TheCoolKid 'Kinda sad' doesn't even begin to cover it. Try 'cruelty'.

[@navations]

They barley acknowledged him because he didn’t “pspspsps” them

[@somethingedgy2185]

No

[@Human-shapedbeing]

No.

[@teehee5700]

Yes

[@myyou7335]

Yes

[@diesel5471]

Yes he pspspsps way too late

[@lynnthomas8457]

I left for 10 days, and when I came home my cat followed me around the house as I unpacked, meowed/yowled nonstop for an hour, aggressively cuddled me for about 6 hours, then had to sit on me for three days. After this video, I now suspect I have a cat-shaped dog. Edit: hooolly guacamole. Since 30+ people replied in the last two weeks (what has the KZbin algorithm done?) Let me clarify. My cat has always been a cuddly lap cat, and that behavior from her was entirely expected after I went away for the first time. I was mostly leaning in on the unaffectionate cat stereotype to draw the difference between my cat and the video cats to make a joke.

[@augustdruzgal475]

I went to college for 3 months and came home for Thanksgiving, my cats didn't seem to care that I was back but they were definitely more affectionate than before for the week I was back

[@bryanwharton6692]

Covid cats, as they are called, are very affectionate and have a lot more of a connection to their people. They often have separation anxiety

[@danielhouse6244]

@@bryanwharton6692 that's definitely true, cats will really miss you the more you're a part of their every day life. My cat would go nuts if I was gone for more than a couple of days. When I took a weeks trip to New York, he started cuddling with me in bed during sleep (sleeping in my arms) something he had never done before.

[@sipos0]

I think for 10 days, they missed you. This guy was away for two months and they aren't really sure if it is really him and probably don't remember him super well. Cats live pretty much in the moment, so I don't think they have as strong memories as us. I think it took until they smelled him to know it was him, and they still weren't sure if he still loved them.

[@RuntimeRacer]

@@sipos0 Actually, they do. Mine even recognize by the sound of Keys and movement in the staircase who is coming there. Even after months, they will either await the person right behind the door if they like them, or vanish almost unfindable somewhere in the flat if it's someone they hate before the Person even enters.

[@ZooBuddyDoo]

The love and excitement! I can feel it through my phone!

[@Luke-yh9nm]

probably didn’t respond because they were so disgusted by you recording vertically

[@ssuriset]

Lol

[@realperx1102]

lmao

[@ilikeanime1610]

Lmfao

[@lololhahahaha5433]

2:38 yes indeed

[@julidee_]

💀

[@MsNina-kh7ho]

Those cats looked at him like, oh snap you still live here? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@prof_135]

Lady Leo oh snap :)

[@clementnade972]

Oh snap you didn't die?

[@chloeheart987]

Lady Leo *Black People*

[@mhm77887]

@@chloeheart987 racist

[@TheTerriecat]

They’re like “that other person isn’t moving in permanently, ok, back to nap”

[@lagoskids8011]

The sitter had those floors shining for when you got back 👌🏼

[@bevinroue5788]

I suspect they were hiding something.

[@rainv1695]

Bevin Roue lol

[@BeavisSaves]

This is how I knew he had a sitter, lol

[@setab1974]

SamuraiHageshii you can't take a joke can you

[@setab1974]

SamuraiHageshii oh shit, im not the brightest

[@blackqplaylists6751]

1:47 Noticed how the cat communicated to the other that it's their owner

[@mrswedeee]

Dog: ”He gives me food and love, he must be a god”. Cat: ”He gives me food and love, I must be a god”.

[@enliventv4549]

Haha

[@sebbygarcia8526]

True

[@russe449]

To be fair, humans would kinda think the same way as cats, aren't they^^?

[@abrahamherzl9904]

Man ur comment is so deep...yet funny

[@idzidz833]

@@russe449 no

[@battleskorpionYT]

My neighbor's dog cares more when i leave than my cats.

[@dernierergenekon5234]

😂

[@melharis4451]

BattleSkorpion ah, relatable

[@chrislags3245]

And i believe this is not a funny comment, that's the reality for sure. Dogs are excited even if you leave them alone for 1 hour..

[@Evokyr]

Mine always bark at everyone constantly, not in a friendly matter...

[@kennazaryan2105]

same with my neigbor"s shepherd ..guess cats are unsensitive unlike dogs who are way more loving

[@agrxdrowflow958]

"We thought you were dead."

[@femmebrulee5053]

Legend says that Mortia is still sitting curled on top of the sofa

[@stuzzyem1653]

He protecc He attacc But most importanly he doesnt want his owner bacc

[@kyranoboyle3378]

They dont protect or attacc

[@stuzzyem1653]

@@kyranoboyle3378 yeah they do dumbass

[@elhombredenegro1845]

EmSigayan no, they just sleep all day like lazy bitches

[@dannyvolmer4061]

YoBoiAlem you're an idiot..

[@johnbuster4268]

@@kyranoboyle3378 they do attacc

[@erauprcwa]

I'm an airline pilot. It usually takes my cat a few hours to really want to be near me after I come home after being gone for a few days. However, once he comes to me, he doesn't go away.

[@bevinroue5788]

This was absolutely the case. By the evening it was me on the couch and all four lounging next to me.

[@VT-vy9jv]

@@bevinroue5788 had to take a bit to forgive you / get use to you suddenly being back

[@bevinroue5788]

@@VT-vy9jv Exactly.

[@jediwalker2010]

@@bevinroue5788 are those kitties still around?

[@bevinroue5788]

@@jediwalker2010 Yep. Every single one.

[@TheHipisterDeer]

Dog after 2 months "OMFG I MISS YOU SO MUCH" Cat after 2 months "Oh your still around I guess"

[@bossboy191919]

Dogs after 2 months: You are still alive? Cats after 2 months:: You are not dead?

[@christianmarx3249]

...a dog after 2min

[@gregorylevi1826]

😂🤣

[@tank3143]

@@pistolpete8231 completely uncalled for.

[@pistolpete8231]

@@tank3143 the truth is uncalled for? Ok buddy

[@katendress6142]

One of my cats would always try to ignore me when I came home from a trip, but she ruined it by looking over every few seconds just to confirm I was still there.

[@louk6196]

She was checking to make sure you knew you were being ignored. 😅

[@bbn3243]

"KZbin won't be impressed." Well the thing is

[@animelytical8354]

The timing of me reading this was spot on

[@osama2almousallam]

I love the profile pic it made me smile, keep it up you bitch

[@StephJ0seph]

@@osama2almousallam Nice comment, you prick.

[@lindahandley5267]

I was tryin' to take a nap, so.......

[@kachosuffer7]

@@StephJ0seph ok douchebag

[@gcampos77]

I know why the cat didnt care: *He filmed vertically*

[@MegaCowmaster]

*gasp*

[@duwiii420]

*Dun dun dun duuuuun* (Beethoven shit)

[@annica8045]

Tch how dare he

[@lizzieortega1442]

😂😂😂

[@choomingsiong5684]

*BAGAÇO* now I know what is the problem in this video

[@bl2023]

Cats actually get upset if their owner leaves them for a while, they show the anger when they ignore the human for a bit. Then they warm up and get excited.

[@susanrooney6327]

That is just what I was going to write. Mine get pissed when I'm gone and give me the cold shoulder for a while.

[@bl2023]

***** Yeah, cat's are brats, but I mean think about it, if your best friend goes AWOL for a while, you're worried...but super pissed once they get back haha

[@ceceliam6032]

HEY! Cats are no brats! They are sweet, loving, wonderful, fluffy animals that love their owners very much!

[@bl2023]

Cecelia Maggard My cats have all been very lovable, but definitely brats lol

[@susanrooney6327]

Cecelia Maggard Uh, do you take exception to cats being brats? Mine certainly can be (I don't know about yours), but I like that. Gives them more personality. And just because they can be brats doesn't mean they don't love me.

[@RiskyFriskyHandle]

Unsurprisingly, the tuxedo kitty, was the gentleman 🎩🧐🫡

[@Th3Siam]

You had to verify the catpcha

[@nathanielbird9552]

Underrated comment

[@Jukisoba]

You snarky bastard.

[@RayTC]

Goddamnit that got me

[@logangantner3863]

Dogs after 8 hours away at work: "ILOVEYOU ILOVEYOU ILOVEYOU ILOVEYOU ILOVEYOU ILOVEYOU" Cats after 2 months away on trip: "Oh." "It's you."

[@heitorpedrodegodoi5646]

Cute

[@ReconMalfunction]

Made me read that last line in GLaDos’s Voice from Portal 2

[@chefboiarby304]

@@ReconMalfunction "How have you been? I've been really busy being dead. You know. After you murdered me!" Wheatley: "You did what?"

[@Budjarn]

When cats blink slowly, it actually means they love you. It's the equivalent of a dog licking you.

[@woutervanderbout1213]

Cats after attack you: damn I got some scratches Dogs: where 80% of my body at??

[@rontyson2449]

1:49 Grey cat: is this our owner? Black cat: identity confirmed.

[@babarimen]

GC "is this our butler?"

[@bisusarmsn1431]

“The nerve you have coming back saying hello”

[@JoseCastillo-eq8em]

Owner walks into room: Cats: dealing drugs and snorting cocaine.

[@yehyaqasem4744]

Don't forget the strippers

[@baljeet7217]

Plot twist: The cat is now a pimp

[@-hitman-9103]

Owner now goes back to vacation forever *

[@ao3745]

Hhhhhhhhh

[@nashcuthbertson5238]

U fuck ing drugo#big lez

[@weaponsofjasdestruction5379]

Owner: hi Cats: new phone who dis

[@SparkPlug0777]

No

[@groundriot1684]

@@SparkPlug0777 yes

[@oofgottarunn]

@@SparkPlug0777 yes

[@NBid-rp9ch]

😂

[@straightbusta2609]

The cat owns the human

[@DeadPixel1105]

"Who the hell are you?!?" *Sniff sniff* "Oh, it's YOU!"

[@moonbunny8279]

His voice is so pleasant 😭

[@mr.mudkip250]

First cat had to process who the person was lmao

[@smokingisbadmtherfcker2537]

I hate you.

[@billymasoner3735]

Lol, my cat is always super excited to see me. She acts more like a dog than a cat.

[@BlueKaiOppai]

Billy Masoner record it!

[@n34t]

Billy Masoner, my cat was super excited too but i can't record it anymore :/ so it's your task now!

[@GoldenMochi13]

Billy Masoner Plot twist: your cat is secretly a dog umdercover.

[@sarahf4703]

Same with me! My cat probably IS a dog! She LOVES going outside, she licks me all the time, is super loud like a dog (when she licks or goes down the stairs you hear it easily) she plays like a dog.

[@KingCecilLion]

Billy Masoner your cat is transspecies i just made a new mental illness

[@animemanXLK]

first cats just like hello slave. Why are you interrupting my daily routine without a food offering?

[@hiphopson]

Negasonic Teenage Warhead lmao this comment is great!

[@XPrincess30]

Your comment made my day!! LOL

[@kerimkula1435]

Negasonic Teenage Warhead cat says hey my bitch slave Y havint you gotten me a Cat food yet huh meowwwwwwW FUCKK MOEEEW OFF

[@fishyzak7003]

Negasonic Teenage Warhead no she's like "excuse me do i even know you???"

[@iPreventer]

Negasonic Teenage Warhead lmao best comment

[@graymouser64]

I once met a tomcat again after 6 years (they had moved away). He came into the room, looked at me, like saying, "Where have you been all this time?" And then, "Oh well, it does not matter, you are back now." And he laid down so I could pet him. It was as if only a day had passed, not 6 years.

[@Urglerbob]

I remember being away for a long time and my cat was super excited when I came home just like a dog would. It’s a moment you’ll never forget, best feeling ever.

[@e.conboy4286]

That’s wonderful. Obviously you’ve been showing Kitty a lot of lov 🐾🐾❤️

[@e.conboy4286]

@Liz bth Whaaaaat?

[@rickurban1394]

I know exactly what u mean about it being the greatest moment ever…

[@gregjr9622]

So true 👍🏿

[@coffeelatte8616]

Aaaah~ i hope i can see those moment too 🥺 so precious

[@bres555]

'Cat kinda greets his owner'

[@boah1668]

"Maybe dogs are more loyal but a cats never show the cops where you hiding your drugs" *btw why is this recommended after 6 years?*

[@amtullahstuardo4122]

U cant stop me punk ass copbitch lol

[@inkeri2741]

Dogs are loyal to Everyone If your nice to it it will trust you. Cats are only loyal for their owners.

[@lexiemars8202]

Inka yea y else would outdoor cats go back to their homes (I will NEVER let my cats outside dangerous world)

[@ara451]

@Alex F fuck that's rough

[@jeffersucc]

*Police Cat wants to know your location*

[@Jo-lp1px]

This is the house of chill…getting a chill vibe all around!

[@Sirarchibald227]

I’m getting the vibe that only the black and white cat likes it’s owner and the others wish him death💀

[@ChillFrost]

_We ruled while you're away_

[@NurseSnow2U]

Chill Frost let the furdom continue to reign. 😼

[@ChillFrost]

Kayy Snow haha

[@ChillFrost]

They rule in anytime, like midnight, 2:30-3:00am.. jeez XD you see them running on a slippery mode XP i know you know what I mean.

[@NurseSnow2U]

Chill Frost oh my gosh yes!!!! They come alive at night scampering through the house wildly 😂😂😂

[@ricardocantoral7672]

"All three of us have decided on a new living arrangement. We live in the house and you get the cage outside furnished with a blanket and poop bucket".

[@andremoonen]

"Yes hello, are you the new food guy? If we don't like you they will send another"

[@FacelessDeviant]

Well, to be fair, they seem to mirror your own excitement :D

[@ElijahArchetype]

Very sweet and adorable

[@wannabedrewafualo]

Owner: *returns home after two months* “Oh, we assumed you were dead. Anyway-“

[@ozymandias8988]

The slow blink from the first cat and the back strech from the second cat. That's all you need 🤗

[@garypalicka8585]

A slow blink usually means, "I love you". However, in this case, it's more like, "Yes, I remember you, but you left me here alone to die. Maybe try talking to the other ones first."

[@dexorne9753]

@@garypalicka8585 cringe

[@XiELEd4377]

@@garypalicka8585 meow

[@stacycrews3164]

I'm so glad someone else saw the heavy blink from first sleepy boi.

[@TPN_2006]

S U S

[@condorrish123]

"Hey, we pooped in your bed while you were away... We're not sorry"

[@a.e.i.o.u2951]

weon... estas en Todos lados

[@Ranger1812]

Elzeta You can't own another living thing. They're not consumer goods. They're not property. They're not toys for your amusement, or tools for you to use as you please. We're not their owners, we're their carers.

[@Ranger1812]

Elzeta Pet isn't an insult. That's horrible. A pet is an animal of another species, in your family, that you care for. Species is irrelevant to family. Humans are animals, and no more special than any other creature.

[@ISpacer]

@@Ranger1812 dude just lay off the honourable act, owners to an animal does not mean slaves and humans are not animals you dumb fuck do you see any of us walking on four legs? No. that's an insult to us *humans* and you too so think before you write.

[@Ranger1812]

Spacer Gazer There's no "honourable act". Maybe everything in your life has to affect you, but that isn't true for others. It's not about me. Fuck me. It's about other animals. They're not property. They're not objects. You can't own them. Get the fuck over yourself. How the flying fuck does not walking on 4 legs make us not animals? You're an idiot. I guess birds aren't animals, either. I guess other apes, like chimps, aren't animals, either. I guess all manner of sea creatures aren't animals, either. I guess spiders aren't animals, either. I guess snakes aren't animals, either. I guess slugs aren't animals, either. What a stupid fucking comment that was. The number of legs a species has is IRRELEVANT to it being an animal or not. Absolutely irrelevant. It makes no sense, whatsoever. How an animal moves, or its level of intelligence has no bearing on being an animal. Clearly some animals do walk on 2 legs, like some of what I mentioned. Even if they didn't, humans are animals, so animals would walk on 2 legs... Because we do. There's absolutely no insult, in the slightest, to being called an animal. WE ARE ANIMALS. Being an animal is awesome, because it's what lets humans be thing. Everything we do is, by definition, animalistic, because we are animals. Saying that's an insult isn't insulting to humans, that's like saying "you're a human!" is an insult. Humans are apes. Humans are primates. Humans are mammals. Humans are animals. Everything about humans is a possible trait of, and an actual trait of animals, as we are animals. What it is is an insult to other animals. You're not better than them. You're not more special than them. You're an egotisical, nasty, evil, fucking stupid cunt. Get over yourself. And before you rely with some dumbass shit like "we went to the moon!" No. You did fuck all towards that. You don't get to claim responsibility for what other people have done. Not that it matters, intelligence doesn't make one animal more special than another, just as no other trait makes one animal more special than another.

[@JL-rj5jx]

They love you, its just a minute to wake. Then they investigate❤😊

[@Iheartellah]

The cats be like... "You're not supposed to be here right now, leave."

[@ciscoisaboss]

"We now own a strip club downstairs"

[@Iheartellah]

@@ciscoisaboss 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@filipedias7284]

"This place is already ours"

[@meriemz69]

the cats to each other: 'bro you sure it's him? he...smells different' 'i don't care i need food'

[@momopaws1853]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/n6HEgpd6jL1nnpI

[@BryonYoungblood]

Your cats sure show distinct personalities in regards to your return home from your trip or whatever it was. They may seem indifferent but I’m sure they all missed you!

[@AxxLAfriku]

OH NOOOOOOOO!!! I have two girlfriends, but very few people on YT are happy for my relationship success. They disl*ke all of the videos I make with my 2 girlfriends. Please be kind, dear bry

[@abdhulhackul2620]

Keep coping

[@flip849]

Tails were up so guess they were happy to see him

[@retuo1425]

@@AxxLAfriku are you the one with one handsome girlfriend???

[@SquinkyEXE]

"they only act like they don't care. They love me!" -Every cat owner

[@georgeoothoudt7358]

They are so calm.