Cbat by Hudson Mohawke Original Reddit Story

[@JaustinPlays]

Seems like the audio got muted due to copyright, sorry everybody :( if you want to listen to it, click this link. kzbin.info/www/bejne/m3-Zm56Nrd2gaLs sorry again!

[@dklee.01]

the fact that she recognized it ☹️

[@rosie.cheeks.]

FR.. 😭😭 LIKE HOW BAD WAS IT FOR HER TO KNOW???

[@lalaland9309]

😂😂🤣

[@roxassora2706]

Dude couldn't put on some slow R&B?

[@goober1794]

💀

[@staomruel]

Having heard it once, I would recognize it if someone beat me up to that 'rhythm'.

[@waterinjapanese]

i think what makes this entire thing so funny is that she had recognized the rhythm even without hearing the song

[@Nekusa]

that's the part that got me in a chokehold 💀💀💀

[@brandoncole5533]

Exactly That's the part that made me scream

[@vincere4591]

I mean 2 years is a long time..

[@growingoaks]

She heard it during sex for several years. Makes sense.

[@thatSkyKosmoTactical]

Bro, so it's basically impossible for that couple to even procreate at this point...the power of a horribly cringe-inducing song lol

[@x-arya-x]

This guy made himself the laughing stock of the entire internet from this one post. I bet he collected so many awards by now.

[@rinylvinyl]

Check his follow up. You right.

[@ZephinorYT]

Typical reddit, make up a fake story to farm up karma.

[@bliiizy3081]

you can see at the beginning there is so m any

[@exyzt9877]

his post ended up getting a shitton of awards even got a mod one.

[@exyzt9877]

@Kase Trey who the fuck said I was talking to you?

[@ashleyspratlin1811]

The fact that this man thought Cbat was a good love-making song was his first mistake.

[@hezekiahhampton]

No, the fact that this song is his favorite is his first and greatest mistake, this is possibly the worst shit I've ever heard. He could've put in rock and roll or country music and it would've turned out better than this shit

[@prophecy5886]

I think that might be the point of the video.

[@MisterAcker]

The fact that this man thought Cbat was a good *song* was his first mistake.

[@kinghashbrown7998]

the fact that cbat is unironically his favourite song and he thought his gf actually enjoyed it is amazing

[@hezekiahhampton]

Shit sounds like cats mating or some shit, possibly worse than Jake Paul's songs lmaoo

[@OctopusDevil_.]

THIS CANT BE SERIOUS

[@Jets1713]

I know bro 😅

[@Techno_Bunny433]

God bless that women's soul humouring this guy for 2 years

[@morgboat744]

she should’ve said something tho 😭

[@Techno_Bunny433]

@Moth my dear, you're name ain't god.

[@aceofcheems7685]

I fucking love this song because of how stupid it sounds and this is going straight into my "songs that I play in awkward/serious situations" playlist

[@angelicahernandez-vasquez8844]

share it

[@SlyHikari03]

I need that playlist.

[@glopbop7819]

drop the link please 🙏

[@jKherty]

Same, need the link lol

[@theoverseer393]

Sounds like a good playlist

[@Hi-vy9lu]

She recognized that rythm just by the strokes? Damn, she's a good composer

[@cristianiniguez7915]

Underrated

[@TheResidence.mp4]

Why doesn't this comment have more likes? This is so funny

[@freecom1917]

For once, I'm proud to be a virgin

[@NilsyTunes]

Can relate.

[@lucabalsasalsa]

i’m proud to be asexual #virginforlife

[@NilsyTunes]

@@lucabalsasalsa Cbat is the only thing that can free anybody from that. It is just too powerful. From the beautiful melody to the amazing sound design, I wouldn't count it short.

[@BusyTeekila]

LMAO SHE KNEW THE RYTHM

[@gigachad7561]

After listening, I fully understand the gf’s pov. Pretty bad song to do that to

[@bjasshjaskjdhkasj]

I'd never be able to fully understand not saying anything about it for two whole years

[@ayyyishah6935]

LMFAOOO AND HE WAS SERIOUS😭😭😭

[@x2147483647]

its reddit man 💀

[@ZephinorYT]

IKR HE DEFINITELY IS TELLING A COMPLETELY TRUE STORY ON REDDIT🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jasperjazzie]

@@ZephinorYT if this were fake,,such a bizarre and specific thing to lie about

[@st4rdyy]

@@jasperjazzie yeah it's a bit too specific hahahaha 💀💀💀💀

[@youtubejerify715]

Hey guys, I got to know about this song from Instagram, I don't know why all the people hate it ? I mean beats are fine but still comments say they feel bad for that girl , Can you explain Why ?

[@TJCoolzD]

i was wondering why cbat by hudson mohawke was blowing up, i used to listen to that song all the time because of king vader from vine using it, but now...wow.

[@hoodieguru9991]

Wait fr? I never knew king Vader used this shii😂😂

[@TJCoolzD]

@@hoodieguru9991 yeah haha, look at the compilations, he used it on two of his vines.

[@grimm3593]

@@hoodieguru9991 yea for his purge vines

[@EtiKai13]

Me too!!!! I just found out it was a meme and I was like, isn't that from the kindvader purge vines?

[@youtubejerify715]

Hey guys, I got to know about this song from Instagram and i searched this song And after listening to this story i read some comments about that girl, those comments said that girl had to take it for 2 years I wanna ask you that, WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS SONG ? I MEAN I FEEL BEATS ARE GOOD but comments say they don't like this song, So can you tell me why everyone hates it ?????????

[@you.findbitches6054]

Still trying to figure out how exactly he was thrusting to the rhythm. Did he go in/out on every weird trumpet sound or did he just go by the bass notes? Gonna need to test this on someone to find out which one is better.

[@cornflakes99]

I'd say it must be harder with the trumpet, but we got a pro here so it probably wouldn't be a problem for him

[@lostgem8225]

hopefully the bass notes but the window wiping sound is far funnier for a fuck rhythm

[@theemilianob]

put a metronome at 4/4 for whatever the bpm of cbat is that’s it I don’t know how people think it’s the sample hit or bass note or whatever

[@roxassora2706]

Idk one chic said she thinks it's to the triangle

[@spopydude69]

I'd say go out on the hi hats

[@imboredsendhelp438]

Poor soul this woman is a saint 💀

[@FirstNameLastName-wp8xd]

The fact that he played this with other people and also the fact that she recognized the rhythm had me ctfu😭😭 that shit is wild ain’t no way this is true

[@freshacado4304]

Do stupid things get stupid results. I listened to this whole thing ( the song ) And I’m so glad because now I finally am more productive and disciplined because I use this song as my alarm. To this day I never failed to wake up before my alarm starts

[@bunnylikesgingerale]

I genuinely cannot process this post. Jesus christ.

[@you.findbitches6054]

Same pfp 😳

[@bunnylikesgingerale]

@@you.findbitches6054 TWIN

[@KxllBrvd]

NGL Her Noticing The Rhythm Is Wild 🤣🤣🤣 Shit Had Me Ctfu.

[@_lukeworm]

THRUSTING TO THE RHYTHM LMAOOOO

[@colicgam]

He traumatized her so much she can recognize it with the thrusts😭💀

[@toefungus7055]

Not the goat simulator sound track 😭

[@laidback_starr5337]

thers no way hes not trolling bro😭

[@radioactive_baby]

I HOPE he's trolling

[@hezekiahhampton]

Why would you think he's trolling?

[@Noahcheats445]

​@@hezekiahhamptonalmost every story on Reddit is probably fake.

[@DibbzTV]

This poor woman was down BAD lmao

[@losttoonjannik5912]

HOW CAN THIS DUDE PLAY THIS SONG FOR 2 YEARS WITHOUT GETTING EAR CANCER?!?!?!

[@SpideyWarsStudios]

I thought this story was a little odd when I first heard it. Then it started playing. Then I was on the floor from laughter

[@seanlaffey3633]

I’m not even joking but I really like this song. I think it’s because I associate it with that Workaholics episode, though.

[@Mmakeup]

Sound like a fancy fart

[@MiuXiu]

That workaholics episode is the only correct usage for this song lol, it’s absolutely not a sex song.

[@hezekiahhampton]

This song sounds like cats mating bruv

[@emilycarver9969]

1:53

[@tisseewwww]

The fact that she recognized it...

[@a.town2597]

I lost it at the amount of awards he’s racked up 😂

[@brandoncole5533]

The thrusting without the music is killing me👁️👄👁️🤣🤣🤣

[@weirdnesslord8573]

I don't know how could he thrust to that rhythm, Who he fricking the NCS Circle?

[@organges]

I can’t even imagine how she stood up with that for 2 whole years-

[@CGFillertext]

Ok I can understand how he could thrust to the bass beat, but that doesn’t change the fact that the rest of the song sounds like clown horns

[@hezekiahhampton]

The dude also played it out fucking loud. imagine hearing shit that sounds like cats mating while you try to have sex

[@makaylarobinson6428]

I would not take this mans seriously if that was me 😭😭😭

[@ayeg-dp5to]

"the dumbest timeline of all." - hudmo

[@elijahgodbout678]

Oh my gosh this is the story. I was so confused on the songs comment section lol. Thanks Poster

[@iBeatClowns]

This story forever changed my view of life

[@raspberryjuiceentertainmen719]

Why is nobody talking about “I usually bust to this song”

[@grettaclarkson6511]

this gave me an asthma attack from laughing so hard 🤣

[@jajiloves6626]

This is GOLD

[@user-jf8mx6em2y]

This is gonna be an aggressive sparring match, not one man trying to kill the other

[@weebthatlifts5750]

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo this shit is too funny wtf

[@kaibaiarrio1299]

HOW IS THIS REAL

[@ZephinorYT]

It isn't

[@yaaaaaaayy6611]

LMAOOOOO I JUST CANTTTTTT PAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[@danteonkhu1669]

Now they broke up, I'm wondering if she still has that tune stuck in her head every time she has s3x with someone else..

[@Mars-pw4iw]

Life was better when I didn't know about this

[@xooks3050]

Im really hoping its some high level advertising and this is all fake. Pls?? Plsss??? Please!!!???

[@SuccMunkey]

Sounds like dude needs a new gf🤷‍♂️

[@blacksabbath5754]

Brooooo no wonder I’ve been seeing So many cbat memes n shiii on Instagram n tiktok

[@Bragthepro]

Bro this is my new favorite song because of this Reddit post

[@salmon3524]

I swear I'ma get KZbin premium to download this, it's too funny not to

[@JustinOhren-iy2tu]

No no no ... Not the whole ass M. Knight Shamlayan twist of her recognizing the beat in which he was beating it up without any music at all and he still got called the fuck out hahaha I'm dead.

[@Obliterate8920]

Maybe X Æ A-12 Can use this

[@kristine_riddle00]

That poor woman...for 2 years?!

[@stakezen7825]

he must have had god tier pipe game if she stayed for 2 GOD DAMN YEARS. like holy shii

[@ugi062]

Bro needs to get his ears checked 💀

[@wyattb3138]

Feels cursed to learn what the music means now.

[@alexac4293]

This is peak comedy to me

[@BlackSublime]

I’m a workaholics fan and was excited to hear one of the songs that played on the show became so popular… I didn’t think this would have been the reason for it it though😂

[@user-ub1hc1iu1b]

I want Aba & Preach to react to this💀

[@brandoncole5533]

Same🤣🤣 Ik damn well preach is gonna lose it at her recognizing the best

[@afridakhan7283]

😭😭😭😭

[@heatherchandlerr]

remember when this was everywhere

[@MikkyDss]

Am I the only one having a volume problem with this video

[@Sun-tb6zc]

IT SOUNDS LIKE A BUNCH OF DYING CATS

[@RogalikWasTakenMC]

The song is more like a goofy ahh mix honestly

[@moncefkarimaitbelkacem1918]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 the seriousness 😂😂

[@nothingtoseehear5012]

When you don't know how to fuck, so you pick Satin Panthers - Hudson Mowhawke to learn rhythm? No wonder she left him.

[@lil_Dreamer_139]

I expected many things to be playing. The reality was not one of them.

[@Watchlist_king]

Incredible

[@GerCab17]

OOHH now I understand the meme

[@anishpant]

Bruh the song sounds kinda demonic wtf💀

[@theobserver314]

That is some troll level music.

[@jacksondickerson6873]

This literally cannot be real

[@SomeGirlLol]

Me and my friends found this video during a sleepover and just play the song because: 1. It sounds nice And 2. Its funny to think abt the meme

[@monimoniiii]

why is it so quiet

[@JaustinPlays]

Issue with KZbin, was very loud on the editing software so idk why the volume went so low. Sorry about that

[@Trenchhhj]

but babe its the prefect rhythm

[@philyjfry]

Jokes aside, the situation actually sucks if real. Like bruh.

[@surelynotnicole]

NAHHH 😭💀

[@kingsofrage914]

Ngl yeah it's stupid that he played this song like homie definitely should have ran this by the gf before just putting it on but I feel like everyone is blowing it out of proportion... Like relax it ain't that serious man put a bad sexy time song and that's it like why y'all gotta come at his neck like chill

[@v0rt3x41]

he hasn't heard of earphones

[@iloveplasticbottles]

Dude Pavlov'd himself

[@glueless.]

What was going through bros head💀💀

[@bloodbought6809]

Wonder if it’s actually true tho… people come up with impressive believable (and unbelievable) stories

[@iasminaraujo7109]

Love the amsr

[@toxic_shr00m]

need me a guy that'll blow my back out while blasting Hudson Mohawke - Cbat

[@Obliterate8920]

Just go full power 😔

[@Sean-dk3hb]

I use Scott Joplins The Entertainer LMAO

[@randomcommenter2499]

Does anybody have the playlist link

[@NilsyTunes]

If you ever get it I need you to send it my way. I would love if it's just this track 15 times in a loop honestly.

[@Sufferinggaming]

LOL WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IT'S SO FUCKING FUNNY 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀🤣💀💀💀🤣🤣💀

[@Veehead1]

Im starting to think this song is scary

[@realtrickswag5986]

they broke up too

[@davidistakinganap]

The fact that she didn’t say shit for 2 years shows that they didn’t have great communication skills prolly she should’ve said sum it’s goofy asf not to

[@_yuhkami]

"cbat is a good lovemaking song" haha, no

[@gaberino1]

put some airpods on = problem solved

[@joselucas2431]

this is such a akward experience and situation, everyone is laughing and stuff but dude...wtf was his relationship???? Why you wait 2 fu***** years just to tell to your partner that you dont like a song/playlist he choose for a moment that should be good and special for both of them, and how you in two years just dont realize that you gf doesnt enjoy the songs that you choose?? damn it man, i just dont get it.

[@tayoramirez5006]

The fuck is minecraft doing in the background of the video? Are people's attention span that short

[@squirilclanleader666]

HOW DO YOU RECOGNISE THE TUNE 💀💀💀

[@darthgoose12]

As funny as this is, I feel bad for the guy. He literally was trying to do his best and she waited 2 YEARS to tell him. She is really the only reason why this story is so extreme and crazy. I do want to reiterate that this is still extremely funny.

[@hangeslockeduptitan6574]

OH HELL NAHH