Dickhead Survival 3 - "The Worst One Yet!™" (No Skills Minimal Gear Camping)

[@CedricAda]

I need microphones, I know. New camera setup sometime, I hope. Will aim to have these a *little* more regularly than annually!

[@convex7456]

Cedric & Ada Gear and Outdoors seems fine to me. i never notice that shit. Some people are douches.

[@jelkel25]

Cedric & Ada Gear and Outdoors From what I can gather to survive a night in the wilderness you have to put a tent up badly, get fall down drunk and urinate on other people's tents when they pass out, you then pass out hoping your tent is water proof enough to keep out the urine. Job done!

[@49giants3]

convex I agree it’s good enough for me too.

[@channelwonnews4322]

It's been 3 years Pete ❤dickheadsurvival volume 4?

[@channelwonnews4322]

Maybe you could camp on the land of your new house = )

[@NickShabazz]

All survival aside, Watching you two together doing this was absolutely freakin' adorable.

[@peteg22397]

When are you taking the wife out for a survival adventure then, Nick? :)

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

I didn't see a single beer in the whole video. How do you survive without beer???? Loved the video by the way (watched the whole thing!)

[@CedricAda]

Yasss. Boost that watch % AKB. Happy fourth of july mauyrn, enjoy the ribeye

[@frederickj.7136]

...Or survive without Advanced Knife Bro beer review videos... ... Apparently, about 7.7 billion people do, but hey, I don't think that completely invalidates my point.

[@Skipper_Jimmy]

My conclusions after watching video: (1) it was enjoyable (2) it is unclear how humans have survived for thousands of years (3) I feel that I am a little bit dumber now (4) looking forward to next survival video

[@Rowdy216]

Love this little break from all the 12° edge videos. Don't worry, I enjoy watching those too, but I absolutely love the more humorous vids you do.

[@frederickj.7136]

Rowdy Yates... You're not talking to chairs now, too, are you dude?

[@VincenzoNero94]

I made a simple list below So you’ll always have the right tool for the job next time. Fixed blade that is to only be used to cut Folding knife that has the same job as the fixed blade. Custom folder that isn’t to be used period Big pry tool Medium pry tool Small pry tool Timascus pry tool Tent, poles, stakes Tent footprint (ground cover for under your tent) Extra tarp or canopy Sleeping bag for each camper Sleeping pad for each camper Repair kit for pads, mattress, tent, tarp Pillows Extra blankets Chairs Headlamps or flashlights (extra batteries) Lantern Lantern fuel or batteries KITCHEN Stove Fuel for stove Matches or lighter Firewood Frying pan Pot French press or portable coffee maker Corkscrew Tablecloth Roasting sticks for marshmallows, hot dogs Food-storage containers, bags Trash bags Cooler Ice Water bottles Plates, bowls, forks, spoons, knives Cups, mugs Paring knife, spatula, cooking spoon Cutting board Foil Biodegradable soap Sponge, dishcloth, dishtowel Paper towels Extra bin for washing dishes CLOTHES Clothes for daytime Sleepwear Swimsuits Rainwear Shoes: hiking/walking shoes, easy-on shoes, water shoes Extra layers for warmth Gloves Hats PERSONAL ITEMS Sunscreen Insect repellant First-aid kit Prescription medications Toothbrush, toiletries Soap OTHER ITEMS Camera Campsite reservation confirmation, phone number Maps, area information Bikes, toys Pet supplies and food Beer Pocket pussy x2

[@CedricAda]

I need the inventory expansion, my avatar only has a 12x8 grid 😂😅

[@VincenzoNero94]

Cedric & Ada Gear and Outdoors if you don’t have enough room. Just bring the last two on the list. Most important imo

[@krustysurfer]

Glamp on! 🤪

[@ryansgr8]

Tree is such a good sport about this. Thanks for the entertainment! Next time you're winter camping an insulated floor pad/mat would help a lot in those conditions.

[@grumpyoldwizard]

That odd music makes this video surreal at points. Thanks for the upload!

[@danielgrant9213]

Actually, I think that was a pretty good survival lesson. Didn't bring enough stuff to sleep outside in the super cold weather, but you've got a car so you go home. Leaving is an underrated survival option.

[@stuartb9194]

Easily the funniest knife/bushcraft/survival video EVER! You two are hilarious, that fact that you bailed was just the icing on the cake. Epic!

[@LisaInTheSkyMU]

We cracked up at base layer lol! You should upload that on its own 🤣🤣 Good job guys xxx much lols were had xxx

[@explorerextraordinaire5472]

My favorite part was when she went to cut the big log... But 7% of the way in and was like "this suuuuckkkkkkssss!" Hahahaha great video man & woman GREAT Great video = )

[@EagleJim62]

The Mrs seems like a lovely lady Good for you mate.

[@slick_slicers]

That was the most fun ‘bushcraft’ video I’ve ever seen. The total inability to fashion a simple tent peg was breathtaking! Trying to drive the fork of a stick in the ground was amazing!

[@CedricAda]

Woodcraft with Gay Mears

[@the.magnus]

Haha I love this. Your wife is such a good sport😊

[@christamu2]

This teaches me how to survive. Excellent.

[@Ekybob_Plays]

Ahahaha Tree's face when she's trying to eat the 'bread'. She even came out with the golden oldie Crocodile Dundee reference of "Naaah. Needs gahlic." This video was a thing of beauty, thanks Mr & Mrs Dickhead.

[@Halvard83]

Been waiting patiently for DH survival 4 for four years now! This is great and deserves millions of views!

[@MoosesGearGooReview]

I love these episodes. Great effort guys. thanks for answering my question. The American Pizza you would like to try is called "New York Style" Pizza. In the U.S. we also have Chicago style deep dish and Detroit Style Pizza. Cheers you two you did great.

[@tonycanniffe2360]

Great video! Worth the wait. Tell the truth, it was the guy in the boat that scared you off. Pretty sure he was packing a huge fixed blade, gaffer tape and plenty of non-sisal rope.

[@masalpert]

Did I detect a hint of excitement at the idea of being sent into the bush with nothing more than a case of beer and a horse head mask?

[@jasgsxr2726]

Your wife is a trooper ! Great stuff, this what camping looks like for most us :)

[@RebarLad]

If you make a simple bushcraft yacht you can sleep on the river and use the z hunter as an anchor with all the uncut rope. With this technique you'll be immune to the dreaded spiders and you'll have quick access to a whole lot of fish.

[@michelausloenne1711]

Best. Video. Ever. This needs a million views!

[@tedalblas7517]

How did I only just find this? Much needed humor for this genre

[@hammerhi]

I read somewhere that people who gravitate to KZbin are interested in the texture, not the polish, of life. Thanks for sharing these silly, beautiful, unrehearsed moments with us, Pete!

[@Bogart995]

This is fantastic Pete, and I love that tree was in it hopefully even enjoying it. Take good care guys.

[@yoadrian3814]

This was hilarious. Best video i've seen in a while, always entertaining. Tree out there looking like georgie from 'IT' sippin' a giant box of water hahaha

[@fossilimprint2954]

Thank you for bringing many smiles and joy, haven't laughed so hard in months. Seriously, your wife is a trooper. Please make more Dickhead Survival, please!

[@aray9628]

Great video Tree was an amazing sport throughout this! Nice shirt Pete!

[@VincenzoNero94]

I have that BG fire starter. Works really good, and has a spot for tinder.

[@timb8970]

I can't believe you don't have way more subs than this!! Great videos!!

[@fxrober]

This must be true art, as I don't know whether to laugh or to cry.

[@dirtmcgirt6769]

Props on the fire starter. I got the same one. You’re right. It’s pretty good besides the branding

[@ogenmatic]

Base layer shuffle was awesome! Good job, guys

[@ToxicityAssured]

It's great seeing what tools can withstand. Even if that's not how one regularly uses a tool, knowing they are tough is nice.

[@rodrigoteresa7944]

Is this how Aussies dress when it's 30C out 😜

[@explorerextraordinaire5472]

You got so lucky picking that Lady.... She's actually cool I hope you two have a great life together home slice! Peace peace . . . . Also...I can't wait for that CPM-M4 edge retention test at 13° and/or less :D I hope your shoulder is feeling great AND THAT YOU'RE HAVING A GOOD DAY SO FAR!!!!!!!

[@thomaslanders1162]

The underlayer dance was great.. Reminded me of weird European techno music in an 80's Saturday Night Live Skit..

[@zachfudge24]

I'm kinda jealous. Your wife was a good sport about it. Last time I took my girlfriend camping I was the pack mule that carried everything in and the Jackass that carried everything out.

[@jasholden9741]

It's better to be a Smartass than to be a Dumbass. *smiles*

[@mforrest1508]

I thought your name was Cedric for the longest time

[@CedricAda]

heh, Cedrics the Golden Retriever

[@LTT.Official]

His name is Pe..................nis.

[@richardhenry1969]

so i see why you only had 3 of these. i did that my whole childhood so i love it. guess its nostalgia now that makes me love it. but i dont have motivation to go camping with limited resources. I owe you thinking of stuff to make myself comfortable. Which might ruffing it to some but it works for me. i think for it to be enjoyable you need a base level of comfort. whatever that might be. But hats off to your wife that stuck it out til cold took its toll.

[@squirrelsaga949]

Great effort. Hint. Watch more survival vids. 1. Brother get off the ground when sleeping. 2. You had way to little fire wood. 3 make a shelter. 4. Learn just a bit more like camping in a more forgiving temp. And 5 good for your wife. What a trooper.

[@kevinAuman1]

Lol-ol-ol at @22:11 "just like a normal human" (fails to mention a FULLY-NUDE normal human) 🤣😂🤣

[@spider5001]

Awesome 😀 My favorite part was your leather survival/driving gloves👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@Tacixa]

Woke up this morning to this notifications, had to wait until i got home, longest wait but it was so worth it

[@Oxirix1207]

This was another fantastic video, please let there be a part 4

[@Al-ds3sw]

This is probably how 75% of KZbin survival videos really go lol

[@andyrichardson6188]

Entertaining, as usual. Hope Tree enjoyed the rest of her birthday.

[@scottchantos2388]

Ok Pete. I came here after your knife bro’s comment. I hope it doesn’t disappoint. 1 minute in, not disappointed yet.

[@JoeyKnifeInnovations]

Really nice you two went camping. 🎉 Great fun

[@krustysurfer]

Proper use of a Silky saw! Well done Glampers! Aloha 😎

[@Malegole]

I hope you didnt leave the kids with Cedric!!! Hahahah honestly the most tragic video on youtube (plz do more)

[@orendz7740]

👍 to your wife mate. My wife would never agree to do anything like this with me, bless her heart

[@daeholm]

Hole digging is a classic non knife person knife use. Or in this case saw.

[@bluegrasssurvival9423]

Good stuff bro. Looks like you and the wife had a good time!

[@johnp.5882]

Like the Hammer Multitool, this video is both tragic and hilarious. More please!

[@amo757]

Really enjoyed it, you had me laughing the whole time.

[@andrewc9790]

It's not quite 2025, but I think it's time!

[@waynereid3208]

Funniest shit I’ve seen for awhile, you and your wife are champions!

[@krustysurfer]

Cold enough to keep the nasties away? Love it!

[@mikelikesknives428]

You two are awesome! Thanks for this.👍Nothing better than a sleeping hole.

[@cafn8ed74]

Thanks for the video, and extra thanks to Tree for playing along for the amusement of a bunch of plastic bags and ham sandwiches you'll likely never meet. It occurs to me that the box of water is similar in size and weight to a case of Coors cans (or Fosters, or whatever beer *actual* Australians drink.) Who knows, in my own ham sandwich mind, the cans could be useful for baking that bready stuff you ate.

[@krbushcraftaustralia5976]

What a blast many laughs to be had. Much love ya did pretty good. Still if I need to know how to get a blade sharp I know where to go. 🤘

[@Mynameischef]

i know this was so 4 years ago but damper is fantastic when you have some cream and jam or just butter

[@LisaInTheSkyMU]

You did see their damper though, right? 😂😂

[@lloydjacobson1812]

Great video guys !!! And hello from Canada 🇨🇦

[@49giants3]

You guys are awesome!!! Tell Tree your American friend says hello

[@conductorcammon]

Thanks for answering my potty training question. Yes I was serious.

[@supersaturated8826]

maybe some rope to drag some larger logs for the fire so that it will last a lot longer through the night. that was the most apparent failing when keeping warm through the night.the total bulk content of burnable material was the reason the fire went out . some rope would be useful for adding more combustable material to the burn pile. i think that when the weather forcast says the night will be cold that the priority would be that keeping warm would be a priority. was this the reason the survival failed and that was the reason you had to abandon your survival attempt.

[@RichardPoogerman]

Effing hilarious. How did the majors not pick this up 🤣

[@tacticalcenter8658]

This was great entertainment. Thanks to both of you! where on the scale would a meat Popsicle be? because that would be me (5th element reference). lol

[@CedricAda]

between ham sandwich and plastic bag

[@zdp-189]

Best part of entire trip 11:39

[@elironsman601]

Can’t wait to see the ham sandwich survivalists in action again. Great Vid.

[@BazGardner]

This was hilarious and how I spent my Sunday night.

[@jonesy369]

Tree episodes best episodes.

[@matthew3103]

10,000,000 likes for the base layer cut scene. 👌👌👌👌👌

[@don0giorgio]

Hey Pete! Maybe next time just normal hiking with your family? Im quite sure there is at least 1 place to hike in Aussieland withoit the risk of being stung/bitten/eaten alive/eaten dead by spider/centipede/scorpion/snake/dingo/shark/manta ray/crocodile etc?

[@NatHan-mi2lj]

Love the FF9 music for all the montages! you two are too cute. No beer? Like advanced knife bro pointed out, how long can you last without beer?!!

[@woodyenfermo]

I almost peed myself out of laughter at least 3 times

[@keytoadventure54]

Hilarious stuff!! The survival was doomed and I knew it but it was damn funny to watch!

[@bp-hx9ts]

My items would be a Molotov cocktail or a flamethrower because why try to get a fire going a sleeping bag a samurai sword beacause I mean if a ninja sneaks up on me then what am I gonna do and a bottle of piss beacause it works for bear grylls

[@deathbyastonishment7930]

Your an imposter mate, every true blue Aussie knows you roll out the damper into a sausage and wrap it round a stick to toast.

[@jcb6713]

...that was fun :-) baton the Silky...how'd the SR-1 hold up?....have a relaxing week...

[@fathersonsurvival]

dude so cool with les stroud being top tier

[@Damen0530]

The sound of those birds remind me of the first "Mad Max"....

[@blitzbbffl]

Lesson learned: "If it's too hard - just fuckin' bail!" 😉

[@darksi226]

Hilarious. Love the vid. I'd rate you... an ear of corn for your natural efforts.

[@cjmutschler]

Just discovered this video and it may be the only YT video this long that I didn't question why I watched it afterwards. Did you end up feeling like the SR1 lived up to the hype as a fixed blade survival knife replacement?

[@bpfohio]

All those leaves would have made a pretty nice insulator/bedding

[@W3OY-RAY]

please do more. It's awesome.

[@richarda3764]

I'm curious if the hole digging actually helped at all to keep you warm. Also, you should have tried burying some coals under the soil and then putting your bed on top. Supposedly that helps although never tried it personally.

[@josephanthony1277]

Spool of jute twine is an mvp choice next time

[@LandonWills]

This made my fucking day. Thank you both

[@don0giorgio]

Bushcraft skirt, love it

[@THUF007]

Love your channel Pete! What is “a damper”?

[@reeruns9972]

*camera pans over to a sleeping bag on the ground "So this is my shelter" lol ffs

[@AngryNorwegianFisherman]

patreons.. have him take a 100lbs brass bust of Cliff Stamp on the next trip

[@AngryNorwegianFisherman]

i wouldn't dig a snake-pit for sleeping in Australia..

[@don0giorgio]

Ham sandwich it is))) bet if you took sleeping pads and proper temp sleeping bags it would be just fine. Damn it, you even managed to boil water, that's above the horse for sure!!!

[@sngx1304]

I asked and the next day, Dickhead Survival is back! Awesome!! I want a golden toilet. I’ll let you know tomorrow if my streak continues.

[@tm1182]

sngx1304 I expect a prompt update

[@sngx1304]

Tyler Mcintyre 1 for 2, just a normal ceramic shitter