Dickhead Survival 2: Moustache/Axe Edition (Overnight No Skills Light Equipment)

[@CedricAda]

Wind noise gets better/vanishes as it goes on- but its annoying for the first couple spoken bits. Sorry about that!

[@explorerextraordinaire5472]

16:25 the moment when Pete realized He done goofed hahahahahahaahaahaaahaaaaaaaaa

[@marcusavron47]

I started dying laughing when he realized he had fire starting material in the paper towels. This is an excellent series that should be brought back.

[@eachday9538]

Always a good trip when you don't have to eat the dogs, good idea to bring them along just incase.

[@yoadrian3814]

Aussie ned flanders pillages local park armed with an axe and some eggs. Perfection haha

[@tm1182]

Please never end this series, please

[@benkelsey891]

Dickhead Survival is my new favourite outdoor series.

[@zachfudge24]

You can poke a hole in the Shell of an egg and put it on the coals of a fire to cook them

[@jonathanrowan4802]

Your a funny guy. You should totally bring this back.

[@erict149]

Agreed!

[@Parhelion3d]

Best survival series on KZbin. Laughed so hard. But seriously sleeping overnight inside the log full of spiders in the middle of fucking Australia... That is pretty badass. Most true survival guys just do batoning of some 2 by 4 on their backyards. So your survival is much cooler. Thanks.

[@pauljordan7465]

You are learning, be easy on yourself, you are getting the right thinking, river water to boil the eggs, then that water for the dogs

[@fredde90210]

best series on youtube

[@explorerextraordinaire5472]

Yes it is. Greatest name too

[@DullPoints]

This was incredibly relatable. I love this channel.

[@steveconquest6684]

You are a rather odd person, even by Aussie standards lol....so I subscribed. I genuinely enjoy your knife/steel videos. Keep up the great work! Cheers, Steve

[@321654987510]

haha oh I laughed so hard when you realised abought the paper towel with the eggs kind of shocked you stuck it out look forward to seeing more

[@LGSkywalker82]

Adrian Griffin I was freaking rolling and still laughing as I type this. That was priceless!

[@surecutsam6298]

Please, please, keep these adventures coming.... Best REAL survival show to be found anywhere. Is it true as legend has it that Les, Ray, Cody, Dave, the Grylls chap and others of that ilk is hanging out at your dwelling???? 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👌👌👌👌👌👌

[@howardgreen9718]

If all else fails you can use the dogs for a Han Solo in the snow

[@John..18]

The slow motion egg eating worked so much better with the half arsed moustache,, lol

[@nandayane]

Very Spidery is the most Australian way to describe a hollowed out tree stump.

[@Oxirix1207]

This was one of your best videos yet! Well done, I'd hope you find time to make more like it. The axe seemed to work out better for you than the knife.

[@beyproctor7673]

I loved watching you fail and suffer and ultimately survive. Great stuff. Thank you.

[@spooncarvingwithtom]

great again Pete! One thing you may like to try with eggs! You mentioned how you like the minimalist approach - one of my favorite ways to cook eggs is to simply cut a 1/2 cm hole out the top of the shell and place them in the hot coals of the fire! They get a lovely flavor and cook evenly with no other pots or containers etc! Just don't put them in too hot or it will boil over and don't forget to make the hole in the top or you'll have scrambled egg everywhere! The dogs will love it, but you less so i'd imagine!!

[@TheKimjoh560]

Since you did part 1 you have more survival experience than 99% of all the content creators and people that hang around these channels. By youtube standards you are a certified expert now! Besides, it takes balls to sleep outdoors in a country where half the biotope is trying to kill you.

[@jockitoy]

Big respect for sleeping in that tree stump full of spiders, i know i wouldt. Im not the greatest woodsman but you are really boosting my selfconfidence when i see you doing these bushcraft tasks.

[@markmessore5461]

I think a fleshlight should be on your next carry list🔥🔥🔥

[@galenbird7496]

I like the Chrono Trigger Proto Dome music!

[@bradleffert9016]

That "mustache" looks like something an eighth grader would be sporting after the summer, and is *way* to proud of

[@BadSensation]

Fleshlight. I'm dead.

[@tm1182]

Mutated Antibiosis I laughed way harder than I should have Hahaha

[@CSGraves]

Tyler McIntyre - I blushed, looked side-to-side suspiciously, then forced some nervous simulated laughter to allay suspicions of dedicated onanism.

[@pbrb123]

I thumbs-upped at mustache. Frickin' hilarious!

[@BrettsAustralia]

Gday :) After assessing your survival skills in a professional scientific manner, I have concluded that your skills approximate a drunk Koala riding a Kangaroo after being pursued by a very cranky Taipan....however I could be wrong.

[@ranger5281]

Completely laughed out loud at the things you'll always say "Yes" to... hilarious

[@darksi226]

Great vid. Lol. I love it that you actually cuss like adults actually do.

[@theamazingfreak]

Definitely better than the first one. Hey at least you made a fire this time. That could be a big life saver. You had so many resources I could see in the background that you did not use, the reeds, the dried blady grass, crushed up make excellent tinder, which would have been much better than your feathersticks. The old branches you picked up also looked like they had lots of very small twigs. Start with the crushed up blady grass, which will take a spark from your ferro rod easily, then add a bunch of the really small twigs, I mean like less than 1 mm diameter to start, then build up steadily thicker sticks, and in only a few minutes you will be adding thicker sticks. No problem. The dried grass could also have made a pretty comfortable sleeping pad, just make sure you keep a safe enough distance from your fire that you don't set your bed on fire... now THAT would be shit. Overall, better than 1st time. Keep going. We all start off shit and then either give up or keep improving. So keep improving.

[@andyrichardson6188]

That was entertaining and hysterical. Nicely done.

[@jimm244]

I can confirm that the BG fire starter does not suck. My sons and I have been using them in the backcountry for years.

[@1539Mickey]

I give Cedric and Ada a lot of credit for going camping with you. Looks like you had a good time. Mickey from New Jersey, USA

[@LGSkywalker82]

Simply fantastic and brilliant! Although the already standing natural shelter was an easier option, you won't already have the creepy crawlers resort in a natural shelter you build yourself for the night. But I'd have chosen the hollow tree too, just glad I got to learn this from you instead of from experience! Lmao... keep this series going Mate!

[@subroc4]

I love how you were agonizing on whether to leave one egg or two for breakfast, and ended up having zero eggs. Sometime I'd like for you to take some tools out (like your Silky) and have a proper go of building a shelter. Something that you can return to on subsequent trips. That spider infested log... yikes. I would have burnt the whole thing down lol

[@1marmith1]

Man you should be doing survival skill camps for scouts. Fucken amazing job for my standards!

[@BrentonCarr]

I voted for a folding knife for your next episode because that's what a dickhead like me would be carrying when he got lost...

[@BradGryphonn]

Trolls and Goblins live in hollowed out trees. You were lucky. Green leaves. man.

[@jasgsxr2726]

That was awesome, cant wait for the next episode of Dickhead survival adventures !

[@pauljordan7465]

Please take a simple cut first aid with you and some antihistamines, be safe, great vids

[@BradGryphonn]

Revisiting this after a year. 25:05 I reckon he's saying, "Dude, why are we here when we have a perfectly good, bug-free home to go to?"

[@BradGryphonn]

Just sayin, this was way better than I remembered the first time.

[@jasgsxr2726]

Haha Leo Wanker in the wild , Paul Hogan would be absolutely chuffed :) Well done grasshopper.

[@joe_a_photo]

I love these videos. Definitely a true depiction of survival. The dogs were a great addition

[@johnnyfedpost1776]

RICKY, YOU CAN WALK. ITS A GOD DAMN MIRACLE!!!

Hey Pete, the Dickhead Survival series is easily the content I enjoy the most from your channel! You've done a big knife, and an axe, I think you should see how far a quality multi-tool like the Leatherman Surge can take you (woodsaw, knife blade etc) Oh and I have a question, (other may answer as well if they know) What kind of an area is it that you use for these "wilderness" videos, who owns the land? Is it private property? Government/public. And what is the reason it is frowned upon using living trees for survival, even if your are just dicking around. Here (Norway) trees grow like weeds and must be kept in constant check.

[@CedricAda]

+StoråsStudio the multitool is definitely getting a go next time! Its crown land this time, but sometimes I go up to friends place who have some riverside hectares. We generally have a 'leave no trace' type law where we aren't supposed to do anything unnecessary to the environs. But its not a HUGE deal, unless we start haching down stately old trees:

[@matthew3103]

You should send that first person axe walking footage to Bethesda as an Australian bush themed RPG concept. I can see it now..... "Dickhead Scrolls- Skyrimjob"

[@Throndl]

Some Wes Anderson style cuts for your gear intros would have been hilariously appreciated.

[@CedricAda]

+Sam awesome idea! I love those movies

[@giangdoan91]

Was it easier this trip to process wood because you had an axe as compared to the BK7? Great video, keep them coming.

[@rather.b.fishin9704]

Oh dude. Hard to tell how much is put on for the comedy value. It was like an episode of Russel Coit!

[@CedricAda]

+Rather. B. Fishin its all me, unfortuantely. The most 'Me' moment was momentarily thinking the paper towel would let me pick up eggs in boiling water

[@rather.b.fishin9704]

That's Russel Coight for those that actually want to Google his "All Aussie Adventures"

[@rather.b.fishin9704]

Cedric & Ada Gear and Outdoors Brilliant. Those Chux Super Wipes are good... but!. Anyway nice to see you survived. Really enjoy the Channel mate.

[@libertyHammerNM]

What's that screaming I hear? Oh, its Survival Lilly, watching her parody.

[@mt_baldwin]

Lol, don't cover for ced and ada, the egg caper was all them not the wind. And some advice, let the hot stuff cool down, unless you were rushing for a purpose I didn't see. Great stuff though, best vid series I've seen on KZbin in awhile.

[@CedricAda]

Heheh, no purpose, just one loooong brain fart

[@Stassa23]

Absolutely loved this one you did way better than I ever could have and I don't do spiders 🕷 I fucking hate them beyond belief that and snakes. I have a little bit longer before I'll be able to get back out into the woods and I would love to do something like this I would probably get carried off my the millions of mosquitoes we have her. Did you say this was during winter cause I saw you wearing a coat and your hat what's the weather like during the summer at night time is it hot as balls like here. We don't really have a winter and I absolutely hate it I want to move somewhere that gets snow in the winter. Well brother hope your having a great day talk to you later

[@davidblowe9096]

Long Live Russell Cioght - master of the bush..

[@JadedDragon662]

Absolute mastery.

[@fedswithful]

What a compact shovel also?

[@stavroskarvelas8674]

Hahahhhaha . You’re funny mate . The Mo makes you look very American

[@tuinarchitect.]

Wanted one of those bags too, looked up 'nut sack'. NEVER doing that again

[@SandTguy]

Now that is Mans best Friend.

[@pbrb123]

@ 27:46 Are you saying there were barking spiders?

[@nickers1889]

Do it with the essee cleaver next

[@tuinarchitect.]

Ah, the good 'ol 'stache

[@BradGryphonn]

Your river looks very similar to the Fitzroy that runs thru Rockhampton...EDIT: Oh, wait. That's a lot cleaner than the Fitzroy (downstream at least)

[@postaroland2014]

19:06 😂😂 Did you just say '' bazmeg''?

[@JamesGMunn]

I vote for a Spiderco Delica for the next one!

[@khylemcmahon1712]

Oh mate, when is the next ep comming!! Love it!

[@CedricAda]

did you see wife edition? check my playlists :)

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

Also I think spiders would come back. I'm watching this in the background as I work on stuff. I'll live tweet accordingly, as the video progresses. With nothing important to say. SEO BABY

[@CedricAda]

yep, I wouldnt ever tantalize my audience like that without paying it off!

[@frankwoods135]

that's a funny name for a bag

[@davidbock1801]

That mustache is brutal. Otherwise, great vid.

[@onetimeoutdoorsdj1394]

Very nice i love the bag

[@stevenrobertson6656]

Next time bring a sticky toffee pudding and nothing else !

[@stevenrobertson6656]

Another epic episode of Dickhead Survival ! How about Duel Survival with KillerD ?

[@twizz420]

Are you using a double-insulated water bottle to cook in?

[@barrylilley6392]

Funny bugga 😅 keep ‘em coming

[@pauljordan7465]

Challenge, swag only, waltzing maltilda style

[@sour7786]

Rolex Ferrari and then Nintendo 64. Well done sr

[@misterbaker9728]

Wow eggs.... wow egg water..... I fucking despise Hardboiled eggs especially with no salt & pepper. You got balls bro balls!!! Your quest for water music is also the theme for Marty & Flip Take Japan.. a great skit from #beingtheelite

[@RebarLad]

Should've made a reed torch and burned the spiders off the roof of your log

[@augustus63]

Grow it to a Kaiser Wilhelm II moustache!

[@howardgreen9718]

Yes yes yes. Go with plan B.

[@Malegole]

Fabulous shit mate. Should wrestle and eat a brown snake next time

[@howardgreen9718]

I saw the glint in your eyes remember 7 days out bush before relationships with animals ate allowed

[@samhenderson2947]

Welders gloves for next trip.

[@Airik1111bibles]

Nintendo on the free list....Oh Pete that's so cute , such a dreamer you are 😂

[@rakeyohn222]

Painfully cute doggos.

[@ozyrob1]

bring a saw, knife and axe. it's not cheating. take a tarp and cordage too. excellent video. I hate spiders too!

[@explorerextraordinaire5472]

PILLOW!? Hahahaahahahaha 24:55 FART HAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAJAJAJAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA

[@BradGryphonn]

My old dog, Jack is much like Cedric. Jack is 14 now. Oh, he doesn't look like Cedric because Jack's a Cattle dog cross ;). But he is clingy. Probably because he's going slowly blind :/

[@Anroth98]

Joe Robbinet has a Dog! I only watch for the dog

[@dubglock2312]

just fucking great!!!

[@pauljordan7465]

You were right about the moustache, 70s porno star

[@misterbaker9728]

I’d be so damn worried about all that poisonous crap you got in Aussie Land...

[@crikeymoses5394]

He's down the bottom part of Oz there's nothing down there that'll hurt you. Maybe an odd serial killer that's about it.

[@Superimposing]

Comedy gold.

[@crf450rbulletdavid9]

Awesome video.

[@areee999]

Skyrim at 4:03

[@brandona.6337]

👍🏻 well done , fucking hate spiders 🕷 love dogs though , I have a 2 year old German Shepard named Floki not as laid back as Cedric & Ada .

[@sour7786]

Is the husky dog blind in one eye? Or does he just have different color eyes. That's called something as well 🤔

[@ArmageddonAfterparty]

Ah, first thing I notice: you seem to be more aware of the daylight and that it's vanishing at some point :)

[@ArmageddonAfterparty]

If your wife sees any of these 2 videos, she'll never let you go out again. Horse, my foot.

[@ArmageddonAfterparty]

Still, I'm sure as long as you survive, you'll persist.

[@ArmageddonAfterparty]

...and since I can not miss that due to me now being invested in the life and times of a dickhead, I shall subscribe.