Celebrities Read Texts from Their Moms #5

Once again we asked some of our celebrity friends to share real texts they have gotten from their moms in honor of Mother’s Day. Mom did not disappoint in a new edition of Mom Texts with Dave Burd, Nicholas Braun, Bebe Rexha, Jake Gyllenhaal, Quinta Brunson & Brett Goldstein.
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[@cloud__99]

“I have so little knowledge about this porn“ I‘m dying 😂 Bless his mom 😂

[@YeeSoest]

I was gonna offer some initial guidance. Then I didn't and I'm glad😂

[@peachesandpoets]

😂 😂 😂

[@Charity4Orphans]

I have watched this 5 times now and that ending is just brutal 😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@scoop2448]

fake

[@SRose-vp6ew]

Good mom. People don’t realize how very much that stuff hurts them, their future/current spouse, and in nearly all cases those that get used to be fake.

[@markrodriguez9442]

I love Brett Goldstein's mom.

[@sara_c907]

"Anyway, just checking in! Happy Sunday!" 😂 That was my favorite.

[@jonrossjan]

I don’t know who he is but if his mum is any example I’m sure he’s funny as heck

[@generalilbis]

​@jonrossjan Biggest role I know Brett from is veteran soccer player Roy Kent in "Ted Lasso".

[@tracylasseter1285]

@jonrossjan @generalilbis he's also a head writer of Ted! I love that they tried to find someone to play Roy, and he said he'd do it, and everyone laughed bc he's such a sweet smiley guy. Brett is a treasure :)

[@doloresbriseno2567]

@@jonrossjan I think he won a couple of Emmys for playing Roy on Ted Lasso. He is hilarious.

[@mikelytou]

"so out of my comfort zone" Guess what is out of every (sane) son's comfort zone...

[@AwesomeFish12]

Yeah, most people don't want to do porn.

[@JRR0013]

Yep! Definitely dangerous topic between mother and son.

[@aussiejubes]

Lol he's a grown man & an actor, she probably felt it was I'm his realm of understanding & reference. Nothing wrong with this.

[@Guerita72]

My son would've thrown his phone into a fire and never bought another phone so that I couldn't text him like that again.

[@dorkywatersrundeep]

EXACTLY! No wonder he’s hilarious!

[@Captain_Crusade]

I love Bebe’s mom. She said, you gonna talk about my daughter. It’s on sight 😂

[@DarnetteColeman]

That's what you CALL A MOM 👩 ❤❤❤❤

[@kittywalker2944]

Dang! Brett’s mom made me forget all about Bebe’s mom! She’s 💣♥️

[@Butterpuppy2022]

We need an entire segment or show on Brett Goldstein’s mom’s texts!

[@TheVeevinci]

😂😂😂 yesssss

[@cuchelo1]

At least Brett comes by his humour honestly...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ElizabethBSoCal]

If my mom were still here, she and Brett’s mom could be besties. My mom wrote texts like that all of the time. 😂

[@Downloader3008]

i like this more than 'mean tweets'. just let celebrities read random tweets or texts they received.

[@randommonkeyy]

As an American I feel like British mums are just on another level that we will never comprehend 😂

[@PlannedObsolescence]

🙄

[@PlannedObsolescence]

Why?

[@MsSodoff25]

I’m British and you’re right. They are on a totally different level. Brett’s mom is a diamond 😂

[@GrimScarlett]

@@PlannedObsolescence It's not an insult, my friend

[@kirstenlandon3043]

I should’ve been a British parent. 😂 I get the biggest kick out of visits with the in-laws when I’m in England!

[@karaguminski3772]

Brett Goldstein's mom is a treasure.

[@medusagorgon8432]

"Just checking in, Happy' Sunday..." Was for when you can finally get your eyes back into their sockets.📱👀😳😅

[@malovina]

Looooool

[@muellerphyllis]

Being a mom, we have no filters.

[@claudinehall3013]

Why should you, after all you went through to bring them here

[@NenoJanjane-mn3ux]

For sure

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

@@claudinehall3013 Not everyone has painful/difficult pregnancy or childbirth... Plus, do you really think it's the most difficult part? No, what comes after is more serious...

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

I'm sure Moms are not a monolith community though...

[@emptyheart09]

​@@yevgeniyaleshchenko849Not you downplaying Childbirth and Pregnancy knowing some women die from it while giving birth

[@BritInvLvr]

Save every text, videos, voice mails from your moms. I wish I did. She been gone 8 months and I miss her so much.

[@user-yo3vt7ft1p]

Agreed!

[@RubySue12]

😢 so sorry for your loss. Just spent Mother’s Day with my “90 yrs loved” Mom and I’m crying thinking about not having her in my life someday.

[@siameseninja24]

Such great advice. I wish I had as well. My mom has been gone nearly 4 years. I miss her every day. Hugs to you.

[@Princessofthedrk]

This June will be 10 years for me. I wish I had some of her recipes too.

[@Sunny-xn1rw]

My mom has been gone for 7 years and I miss her every day. I had all her voicemails saved to a DVD and am so glad I did.

[@attilavandawn]

last one is GOLD!!!! xD and Happy Mothers Day everybody :)

[@AnaCarolinaVanzetta]

I want Brett's and Bebe's moms. They seem to be amazing people! lol

[@sonablom]

Dave’s interaction with his mom is so relatable to me especially the part about not putting them in the dirt and then her having hangers all along.

[@vr6one]

Bretts mom is um.. I bet shes a blast 😂

[@AwesomeFish12]

I bet she's fun. Just being honest, she seems like she's kinda awesome.

[@aliengranpa]

"i did see deep throat in 1970 something" Me too, mom...me too! ❤😉😉😉

[@udntknomeXX]

My question is can u unsee it? Is it permanent locked? 😂

[@AwesomeFish12]

If that is porn to her....god help her, I hope she never sees the real thing.

[@ScentsofStyle99]

God Bless Bebe's mom. If my mum was 1 1000th as protective of me at my divorce, I'd have been fine. Don't underestimate the importance of protecting your kids.

[@glorianatera]

I’m DYING over Brett’s mom!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jeswilde6188]

HAHAHAAA BRETT'S MOM WINS lol

[@brigitperry4991]

More from Brett Goldstein's mum, please! 😂

[@binoymathew246]

Brett's mom is brutal...ly honest. What a wonderful lady. 😉

[@CloisForever29]

The last one made my cheeks hurt from laughing so hard 😂

[@damnthebran]

Brett and Bebe's mom made me miss mine. She was a fierce momma bear with little boundries regarding oversharing.

[@thevagabond1314]

I literally have no idea who these people are except Jake Gyllenhaal

[@1travisvideo]

same, I was trying to figure out if it was a skit or maybe his staff

[@DeepCrimson]

😂 you live under a rock Good for you though

[@any8574]

Quinta has a show and it's really good. It's Abbott Elementary.

[@jimin-ssibangtansmind7230]

Nicholas Braun was cousin Greg in succession, God, infórmate un poco y luego hablas

[@iceunelle]

Bebe Rexha is a singer-songwriter.

[@Sandywarhol645]

I have no idea who any of those celebs other than Jake Gyllenhaal are, but cute mom texts 😂

[@kellyschaefer5735]

Same.

[@juliabuonincontro8617]

I don’t even know who that is

[@stellangios]

Brett your mum is a LEGEND

[@1QueenAliquippa]

I can definitely relate to Bebe's mom!❤😂 We're momma bears! The only downside to that is that sometimes my kids won't tell me about something because they don't want me to go to prison. 😑

[@samanthaglaze2529]

😂😂

[@hazzaplayz808]

😂😂 same here 🐻🐻

[@hamzaouamrouche57]

Happy Mother's Day 4 my Mom and everywhere in the World

[@AwesomeFish12]

👍

[@AuroraOctane]

Where would be without them? :)

[@charlenemachine208]

I guess I’m officially old now. I only knew who Jake Gyllenhaal was.

[@lucwijngaard8413]

Jake Gyllenhaal seems like such a wholesome person

[@nora_ray]

Oh I need more of these NOW😂😂 Moms are really just moms no matter to who

[@dianacastor]

I am all here for Jeff Goldestein's mom and her epiphanies on whatever she wishes to share.

[@lijo4518]

" I didn't ask for any suggestions... " right 😱

[@aug07broken]

I loved the hanger story!😂😂This is the kind of mom I am!

[@YUmMies24]

😂😂I needed a laugh😂,,,thanks 😊 Happy Mothers Day Mom RIP ♥️🫂

[@empiresix9722]

To quote Spongebob "WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!) Besides Jake

[@emercycrite]

Jake is so cute!

[@TattoedRebelGirl]

Too sweet ❤ Lol that last one

[@barbarabeatrizmaiapintoalv4373]

As always getting to know ones mum explains A LOT.

[@steveconn]

Write to myself. Captures her voice. Soothing.

[@danielleS257]

I’ve been binging on All in the Family all morning. For the young ones it was a show in the 70’s. Archie & my mom both slaughtered the English language, misspeaking random words & peoples names. This is my 4th Mothers Day without her. Save those texts and voice mails.

[@SueMaddern-nd3tj]

Happy Mother’s day to all the ladies

[@kimberlyfinch6055]

Oh bless these moms hearts 💕

[@D415h4n34]

Pfffttt i love Bebe and i love her mom even more 😂😂😂😂

[@user-ie8bz7jz2r]

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY to all mothers!

[@kimsmith8219]

The last one...😂😂

[@weztciide619]

Jake was literally the only one I knew.

[@Gobirds616]

Probably because you don’t watch television

[@jackroberts416]

I don't watch television.

[@Gobirds616]

@@jackroberts416 cool?

[@AwesomeFish12]

I love how weird they all were. So real.

[@priyankaraghuthaman3080]

Moms are the best 😊

[@chethakmp3]

Happy Mothers' Day

[@ivsbanks]

Porn rant followed by “Happy Sunday!” Golden! 😂😂😂

[@kerryrobinson9947]

Dear Mom, I am sorry I ran away from home when I was six. I will always ❤ your cooked pork chops. Love - Black Bart.

[@soni8995]

I will be rewatching this over and over. 😂😂😂

[@djstarrjunkie]

Ohhh lordy, I'm sure my son thinks of me like the biggest dork on planet earth because I'm almost positive I've sent weekly txts like this to him! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@DNTXPCTMCH]

Oh wow 😂😂😂 thank you for the laughs

[@layonillmusset1392]

The last one just Made my day 😂😂

[@kelliazzam1594]

"Just checking in, happy Sunday!" I'm dying here!

[@iam1toughact2follow60]

Bebes mom is me lol 😂

[@seraiahjames]

This was great, hopefully you can do it again next year !❤

[@RachaelBerezin]

literally crying!!!

[@maxsredditreadingclub8353]

RIP Poor Cow 🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️

[@leahartlee29]

I can' stop fricking LAUGHING at that last one.....

[@sovrooo]

Quinta ❤❤❤❤

[@ThunderPants13]

In the early 2000s I lived in an apt with 2 roommates and we had an answering machine. My roommate's dad called and left a message. He used up the entire tape. I don't remember what all he ranted about, but I remember he mentioned lettuce at one point.

[@claramcclung8863]

Oh my god that last one!!! Oh my f-ing god! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@JustineMfulama]

The last one took me out 😂😂😂

[@river8760]

The last one is hilarious 😂

[@anja2716]

0:55 Shoulda faked a typo and texted back, Moooo! I mean, Noooo!

[@Xtini-ov2ys]

such a brilliant bit, and well done.

[@kcyberpunk]

It's all made up..

[@ELA-dy1pt]

Last one lol!! 😂🤣

[@purplerain2314]

This was a fun segment.

[@gnlilu6972]

The mom with the porn issue had me cracking up 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@madamemamzelleb465]

That last one... !!

[@Mintylight]

Hahaha. I loved them texts but only recognized Jake Gyllenhaal :)

[@Firstofanyone]

1:50 seems like Janine’s mom on Abbott Elementary is accurate to Quinta’s real life

[@ItsMeTheSteph]

Brett Goldstein’s mom sounds dope!😂🤣😂💀💀💀

[@bellaendale7174]

We need more mum texts..😂😂😂😂

[@mangaanimefan3089]

I feel a little bad that I didn't know the guy who stars in Lucifer name was Brett Goldstein. His mom was very...well, she loves him and wished him a happy Sunday! That was so sweet!

[@ec7568]

The last one OMG lol

[@starplatinum7753]

At least Donnie Darko’s mom is safety conscious! 👍

[@ayotiffany1016]

Ok bebe rexha Mom is a savage 😂😂

[@jenlei14]

Cried laughing

[@6RshEuH2]

since brett is a writer i don't believe his mom actually texted him that. he totally wrote that for the show.

[@Funmum4]

Fun being a mum

[@michellemiles9966]

Can you even imagine accidentally texting that last one to the wrong person? OMG.

[@aurelo54]

that's possibly exactly what happens actually....

[@NewMessage]

Thanks for the crippling fear of intimacy, Mom.

[@pk7422]

Ohhhhhh Brett you poor poor poor bastard, LOL!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!

[@kdawg0921]

Funny that Quinta did wear her hair up on The View! lol

[@yourface182]

Celebrities! I know who two of these people are😂

[@anndeecosita3586]

I have know who most of these people are but happy mother’s day to their moms. 😂

[@hunterdeane418]

Funny Jake Gyllenhaal mother is a lot like my mother what she tells me in a text messages Lmao 😂

[@sarahdee374]

I'm an old lady and my kids hate that I won't/don't text. Then I show them these as examples of what they might get from me in a text, and they say "well never mind"

[@hunterdeane418]

@@sarahdee374 very funny lol. There times I get annoying whenever my mom gives me info that has nothing to do with me haha.

[@hamzaouamrouche57]

Happy Mother's Day

[@Wewhosee-im3ii]

Lmao the last one😂😂😂😂

[@nas7815]

Gyllenhall’s text was actually from Connor McGreggor

[@AwesomeFish12]

😕 I hope not.

[@ultimateanglingltd8693]

That was so freakin funny, I’m still doubled over, typing with one finger, going to take a while, I’m in my 60’s

[@BaritoneUkeBeast4Life]

This was a “celebrity” edition? With the exception of Jake Gyllenhaal, who the hell were those people? I have never seen or heard of any of them.

[@grayel]

Lol.. I only recognized 2 celebs on this.. Jake, and the dude from Ted Lasso. No idea who the rest are.

[@antoinettelopes]

Jake's mom was nominated for an Oscar for writing. 😂

[@SejkoraGalster]

very good