Celebrities Read Texts from Their Moms #5

[@cloud__99]

“I have so little knowledge about this porn“ I‘m dying 😂 Bless his mom 😂

[@YeeSoest]

I was gonna offer some initial guidance. Then I didn't and I'm glad😂

[@peachesandpoets]

😂 😂 😂

[@Charity4Chokora]

I have watched this 5 times now and that ending is just brutal 😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@scoop2448]

fake

[@SRose-vp6ew]

Good mom. People don’t realize how very much that stuff hurts them, their future/current spouse, and in nearly all cases those that get used to be fake.

[@markrodriguez9442]

I love Brett Goldstein's mom.

[@sara_c907]

"Anyway, just checking in! Happy Sunday!" 😂 That was my favorite.

[@jonrossjan]

I don’t know who he is but if his mum is any example I’m sure he’s funny as heck

[@generalilbis]

​@jonrossjan Biggest role I know Brett from is veteran soccer player Roy Kent in "Ted Lasso".

[@tracylasseter1285]

@jonrossjan @generalilbis he's also a head writer of Ted! I love that they tried to find someone to play Roy, and he said he'd do it, and everyone laughed bc he's such a sweet smiley guy. Brett is a treasure :)

[@doloresbriseno2567]

@@jonrossjan I think he won a couple of Emmys for playing Roy on Ted Lasso. He is hilarious.

[@Butterpuppy2022]

We need an entire segment or show on Brett Goldstein’s mom’s texts!

[@TheVeevinci]

😂😂😂 yesssss

[@mamajj8279]

God!, I love the comments section😂

[@Captain_Crusade]

I love Bebe’s mom. She said, you gonna talk about my daughter. It’s on sight 😂

[@DarnetteColeman]

That's what you CALL A MOM 👩 ❤❤❤❤

[@cuchelo1]

At least Brett comes by his humour honestly...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ElizabethBSoCal]

If my mom were still here, she and Brett’s mom could be besties. My mom wrote texts like that all of the time. 😂

[@GG-vg8fr]

lol got to brush up on your pop culture and celebrities!

[@mikelytou]

"so out of my comfort zone" Guess what is out of every (sane) son's comfort zone...

[@AwesomeFish12]

Yeah, most people don't want to do porn.

[@JRR0013]

Yep! Definitely dangerous topic between mother and son.

[@aussiejubes]

Lol he's a grown man & an actor, she probably felt it was I'm his realm of understanding & reference. Nothing wrong with this.

[@Guerita72]

My son would've thrown his phone into a fire and never bought another phone so that I couldn't text him like that again.

[@dorkywatersrundeep]

EXACTLY! No wonder he’s hilarious!

[@sonablom]

Dave’s interaction with his mom is so relatable to me especially the part about not putting them in the dirt and then her having hangers all along.

[@nissaforyou]

😂 my mom is the same

[@vertepaix]

right like the high level of specificity on where to put the hangers as if my first instinct would be to leave them in the dirt ??

[@medusagorgon9]

"Just checking in, Happy' Sunday..." Was for when you can finally get your eyes back into their sockets.📱👀😳😅

[@malovina]

Looooool

[@Downloader3008]

i like this more than 'mean tweets'. just let celebrities read random tweets or texts they received.

[@kelliazzam1594]

"Just checking in, happy Sunday!" I'm dying here!

[@kristimckeon6967]

I'm in tears over Brett's mom.

[@karaguminski3772]

Brett Goldstein's mom is a treasure.

[@randommonkeyy]

As an American I feel like British mums are just on another level that we will never comprehend 😂

[@AmandaFromWisconsin]

🙄

[@AmandaFromWisconsin]

Why?

[@MsSodoff25]

I’m British and you’re right. They are on a totally different level. Brett’s mom is a diamond 😂

[@GrimScarlett]

@@AmandaFromWisconsin It's not an insult, my friend

[@kirstenlandon3043]

I should’ve been a British parent. 😂 I get the biggest kick out of visits with the in-laws when I’m in England!

[@muellerphyllis]

Being a mom, we have no filters.

[@claudinehall3013]

Why should you, after all you went through to bring them here

[@NenoJanjane-mn3ux]

For sure

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

@@claudinehall3013 Not everyone has painful/difficult pregnancy or childbirth... Plus, do you really think it's the most difficult part? No, what comes after is more serious...

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

I'm sure Moms are not a monolith community though...

[@emptyheart09]

​@@yevgeniyaleshchenko849Not you downplaying Childbirth and Pregnancy knowing some women die from it while giving birth

[@ThunderPants13]

In the early 2000s I lived in an apt with 2 roommates and we had an answering machine. My roommate's dad called and left a message. He used up the entire tape. I don't remember what all he ranted about, but I remember he mentioned lettuce at one point.

[@varsharao86]

😂😂😂😂😂thats hilarious. poor lonely parents 😂😂

[@BritInvLvr]

Save every text, videos, voice mails from your moms. I wish I did. She been gone 8 months and I miss her so much.

[@Buckboy2024]

Agreed!

[@RubySue12]

😢 so sorry for your loss. Just spent Mother’s Day with my “90 yrs loved” Mom and I’m crying thinking about not having her in my life someday.

[@siameseninja24]

Such great advice. I wish I had as well. My mom has been gone nearly 4 years. I miss her every day. Hugs to you.

[@Princessofthedrk]

This June will be 10 years for me. I wish I had some of her recipes too.

[@Sunny-xn1rw]

My mom has been gone for 7 years and I miss her every day. I had all her voicemails saved to a DVD and am so glad I did.

[@attilavandawn]

last one is GOLD!!!! xD and Happy Mothers Day everybody :)

[@damnthebran]

Brett and Bebe's mom made me miss mine. She was a fierce momma bear with little boundries regarding oversharing.

[@ScentsofStyle99]

God Bless Bebe's mom. If my mum was 1 1000th as protective of me at my divorce, I'd have been fine. Don't underestimate the importance of protecting your kids.

[@burnyizland]

Wow, I never knew it was possible to be inappropriate with children who are 30+ years old but that last Momma, she did it.

[@aug07broken]

I loved the hanger story!😂😂This is the kind of mom I am!

[@hamzaouamrouche57]

Happy Mother's Day 4 my Mom and everywhere in the World

[@AwesomeFish12]

👍

[@ambzerambzer8800]

Lol the hangers one made me lol, how can something so everyday and basic like actually genuinely sound so interesting and funny

[@halflanding1900]

Mom Text started 8 years ago with staffers reading text from their moms. Kimmel show is so good, I love it dearly!!

[@AnaCarolinaVanzetta]

I want Brett's and Bebe's moms. They seem to be amazing people! lol

[@cecilialily2699]

The last guys face at the end of his mother's text is priceless ‼

[@vr6one]

Bretts mom is um.. I bet shes a blast 😂

[@AwesomeFish12]

I bet she's fun. Just being honest, she seems like she's kinda awesome.

[@barbarianvee]

Brett your mum is a LEGEND

[@nora_ray]

Oh I need more of these NOW😂😂 Moms are really just moms no matter to who

[@brigitperry4991]

More from Brett Goldstein's mum, please! 😂

[@CloisForever29]

The last one made my cheeks hurt from laughing so hard 😂

[@whoyawith9494]

I was planning to send this to my son to let him know he's not alone, but that last one has given me pause. 😂

[@jeswilde6188]

HAHAHAAA BRETT'S MOM WINS lol

[@glorianatera]

I’m DYING over Brett’s mom!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@SueMaddern-nd3tj]

Happy Mother’s day to all the ladies

[@Sandywarhol645]

I have no idea who any of those celebs other than Jake Gyllenhaal are, but cute mom texts 😂

[@kellyschaefer5735]

Same.

[@uikmnhj4me]

I don’t even know who that is

[@medalion1390]

@@uikmnhj4meHe’s a movie star, probably most famous for the 1991 film “City Slickers”

[@EricaRichter28]

One of them was on Succession and one of them is on Ted Lasso

[@kimberry84]

Same! I also know Quinta but that’s it lol.

[@charlenemachine208]

I guess I’m officially old now. I only knew who Jake Gyllenhaal was.

[@medalion1390]

Same

[@njade18]

Same.

[@dianacastor]

I am all here for Jeff Goldestein's mom and her epiphanies on whatever she wishes to share.

[@aliengranpa]

"i did see deep throat in 1970 something" Me too, mom...me too! ❤😉😉😉

[@udntknomeXX]

My question is can u unsee it? Is it permanent locked? 😂

[@AwesomeFish12]

If that is porn to her....god help her, I hope she never sees the real thing.

[@thevagabond1314]

I literally have no idea who these people are except Jake Gyllenhaal

[@1travisvideo]

same, I was trying to figure out if it was a skit or maybe his staff

[@DeepCrimson]

😂 you live under a rock Good for you though

[@any8574]

Quinta has a show and it's really good. It's Abbott Elementary.

[@jimin-ssibangtansmind7230]

Nicholas Braun was cousin Greg in succession, God, infórmate un poco y luego hablas

[@iceunelle]

Bebe Rexha is a singer-songwriter.

[@binoymathew246]

Brett's mom is brutal...ly honest. What a wonderful lady. 😉

[@emercycrite]

Jake is so cute!

[@ChinelAntoinette]

I guess this is what happens when you have no tv except for streaming apps. I only know Jake and BeBe 😂😂😂 but the last mom must be a kickass fun person and wild! 😂😂😂 the hanger one was adorable! Haha

[@steveconn]

Write to myself. Captures her voice. Soothing.

[@kimberlyfinch6055]

Oh bless these moms hearts 💕

[@SobocogWaxejisor-eu3hm]

Love your unique style, never change!

[@AwesomeFish12]

I love how weird they all were. So real.

[@theinternationalvegetarian499]

OMG the last one😂. Laughing so hard. “Just checking in” hahaha

[@MarthaM4858]

The texts you get from your Moms today were the answering machine messages we got from our Moms in the 80’s. My Mom once left a message on my machine that was 20 minutes long 😂

[@djstarrjunkie]

Ohhh lordy, I'm sure my son thinks of me like the biggest dork on planet earth because I'm almost positive I've sent weekly txts like this to him! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@mangaanimefan89]

I feel a little bad that I didn't know the guy who stars in Lucifer name was Brett Goldstein. His mom was very...well, she loves him and wished him a happy Sunday! That was so sweet!

[@jc2385]

OMG…..last mom text was outstanding.

[@yoboi13]

I feel Brett’s mom and I are kindred spirits. 😅

[@LavendLady]

Brett Goldstein, your mother and I are on the same page. This made me feel less alone in the world. Thank you for sharing. ❤️

[@danielleS257]

I’ve been binging on All in the Family all morning. For the young ones it was a show in the 70’s. Archie & my mom both slaughtered the English language, misspeaking random words & peoples names. This is my 4th Mothers Day without her. Save those texts and voice mails.

[@sovrooo]

Quinta ❤❤❤❤

[@1QueenAliquippa]

I can definitely relate to Bebe's mom!❤😂 We're momma bears! The only downside to that is that sometimes my kids won't tell me about something because they don't want me to go to prison. 😑

[@samanthaglaze2529]

😂😂

[@hazzaplayz808]

😂😂 same here 🐻🐻

[@akwenharris1282]

Yep

[@ixchelskyfeather2513]

As a mother to adult children I like to send at least one unhinged text a month. Sometimes more if I’m feeling especially feral.😈😂

[@FelineFurKin]

Oh, Brett’s mom, I needed a good laugh, thank you 😂

[@lijo4518]

" I didn't ask for any suggestions... " right 😱

[@PerfectHeartPerfectSoul]

Too sweet ❤ Lol that last one

[@APP-hm6bf]

Just realised I'm 30 years old, not married nor have kids and I text like a kom 😂

[@LeL-q9e]

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY to all mothers!

[@rmstnr]

Quinta’s mom is my mom ❤ Always tryna influence my life masking it as „positive reinforcement” 😅 Totally first world problem sh*t and not a big deal, but her reaction is mine too- thanks for the input mom, but maybe put more time into your own projects which will be great since you have so many wonderful ideas, and I’ll just keep figuring out how to be me on my own 😅

[@Karen-b1z7l]

Mums, you gotta laugh, I think when they text, they just put in the important words, thinking you’re telepathic and can join the dots!!

[@YUmMies24]

😂😂I needed a laugh😂,,,thanks 😊 Happy Mothers Day Mom RIP ♥️🫂

[@Bluefrog757]

HOLY COW. The last one was hilarious

[@jomac841]

Brett Goldstein’s mom… I’m dying laughing 😂

[@michellemiles9966]

Can you even imagine accidentally texting that last one to the wrong person? OMG.

[@aurelo54]

that's possibly exactly what happens actually....

[@soilgrasswaterair]

2:21 Such lack of boundaries from this parent to discuss her sexlife with her son (even if he’s an adult). Nah, this is a no go!

[@zenlotus8696]

Not really.

[@D415h4n34]

Pfffttt i love Bebe and i love her mom even more 😂😂😂😂

[@luzveronicadelvastoalgarin8776]

Brett's mom is everything 😂

[@claramcclung8863]

Oh my god that last one!!! Oh my f-ing god! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@seraiahjames]

This was great, hopefully you can do it again next year !❤

[@ColletteAileen]

Wow that last one was wild!

[@priyankaraghuthaman3080]

Moms are the best 😊

[@leahartlee29]

I can' stop fricking LAUGHING at that last one.....

[@DNTXPCTMCH]

Oh wow 😂😂😂 thank you for the laughs

[@greaterthanme876]

I really thought porn was a typo...and then the rest of the text happened...and then it just kept happening...🤣

[@helenblakovich1622]

That last one would be me as a mom, lmao

[@ivsbanks]

Porn rant followed by “Happy Sunday!” Golden! 😂😂😂

[@Guerita72]

If I'd texted that last thing to my son he would've probably looked at an eclipse to blind himself so he could never read something like that from me again.

[@barbaragrove3651]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Gotta Love our Moms!! ❤

[@sophieamandaleitontoomey9343]

The hanger text exchange I’m 99% sure is one I’ve had with my own mother. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@RachaelBerezin]

literally crying!!!

[@touristtea6076]

Happy Sunday!

[@ItsMeTheSteph]

Brett Goldstein’s mom sounds dope!😂🤣😂💀💀💀

[@kaleidoscopesthirdeyevizions]

😂 makes me feel less strange about my mom's and I lol

[@barbarabeatrizmaiapintoalv4373]

As always getting to know ones mum explains A LOT.

[@iam1toughact2follow60]

Bebes mom is me lol 😂

[@anja2716]

0:55 Shoulda faked a typo and texted back, Moooo! I mean, Noooo!

[@layonillmusset1392]

The last one just Made my day 😂😂

[@JustineMfulama]

The last one took me out 😂😂😂

[@antoinettelopes]

Jake's mom was nominated for an Oscar for writing. 😂

[@tinarussell1613]

Oh my that last one I can’t even. Lol.

[@soni8995]

I will be rewatching this over and over. 😂😂😂

[@kerryrobinson9947]

Dear Mom, I am sorry I ran away from home when I was six. I will always ❤ your cooked pork chops. Love - Black Bart.

[@empiresix9722]

To quote Spongebob "WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!) Besides Jake

[@Xtini-ov2ys]

such a brilliant bit, and well done.

[@humaniodalien]

It's all made up..

[@mbyrd6713]

Bebe’s mom is the truth 💪🏽😂❤